Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Has Willie & Korie's Daughter Bella Completely Baffled

Episode Date: May 5, 2022

Bella Robertson Mayo is convinced that Uncle Si didn't recognize her, but Si has the hilarious proof that he knows exactly who his grandniece is! Martin uses PLIERS to try to get a bug out of his ear, and John-David is freaked out by stories of what happened to Si's and Willie's ears. Phillip is mocked for his unusual mug choice — and for good reason! And the gang serves up advice about how to know you're ready to get married and how to set boundaries while dating. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That scared me. First time I did it the other day, it came out and landed perfect. And nobody was watching. Then I did it 30 more times. What was incredible. Sign, watch this. Nope, he didn't get it yet. There you go.

First time he did it, it landed stood up. There ain't no good. Trevor, I'm for a minute. One out of a thousand. One out of a thousand. I'm all about a hundred. There he goes. Nope.

Well, it looks like we're on, boys. Look like the clock's running. Hi. So did you have a great birthday? Oh, we're a record. We're a podcast. Lead it, Cy. Take this thing away.

This is your podcast anyway. What's been going on? Your name's in the title of all of them. Oh. You wouldn't believe what Uncle Si did last weekend. What's that? I had a birthday Friday. That was your birthday.

And then you had a party on Saturday. And I had a party on the 30th. But hey, I was real nice to myself on Friday. Let's hear all about it. I went to a dealership and bought me a brand new Ford F-150. Was that your truck back there? Yep. And wrote a check for the fold of mouth.

That's what I'm talking about. Baller status. All right, buddy, you can't hide that cash. You got any ink fluffing that peen? No, it ain't. It's low. Oh, yeah. It's low, but hey, I got me a good truck.

I saw that. I was waiting on you to show up and I said, well, maybe you got a new truck. Yep, I do. That's an incognito truck. It's not, doesn't have all the, camouflage. I ain't have all that junk on it.

Trying to blend in more. He ain't going to drive it anyway. He drives a lot. That's true because, Philip he driving R. It's only a matter of time for they revoke his license. No.

Oh, no. They'll be looking for him, but in the wrong. I mean, hey, Meenstone had a good trip over to Texas for a little event with the Evil Eye and his gun store. Well, it wasn't really for the gun store. It was this time it was for Ducks Unlimited. Unlimited amount of them. We did that.

Then we went bath. I said I saw some fish fishing. Cropy fishing in the morning. That wasn't too good. We caught five and there was a thousand down there, but they wouldn't bite. And then we went to a private pond and I caught two. eight pounders and one seven pounders and then about 25 more little big dinks but that was fun on a way it was in a little old boat it was more mightnary just a little bit bigger in this table

on a wacky worm on a wacky worm what is about it i thought that would never work but they hey palm bass cannot leave that sucker along i don't care if they in a pond lake river it don't matter they all eat him hey they love him i'm just so dumb i guess it's just so dumb i guess Yes. Well, hey, they just, no, no, I'll tell you. They love it. Yeah, they're sitting there doing it. You know?

And I just, it's unbelievable. I caught three good ones. Two, eight pounds and one seven pounder. Bass? Yeah, he's good. Don knew every time I set the hook on one because when I did, he was trying to stay on the boat, so I was going around the circle. Don was like, oh, he's got another big one.

Then we'd come over and take a picture of you. That was fun. That does sound like fun. Oh, it was fun. Look at these two over here, by the way. Yeah, they Google them. Yeah, I wish I got something more important going on. I got pictures of his face.

I got a pregnant wife at home. Yeah, I'm answering that. He'll just deal with it. He's checking up on home, mom and the kid. Call it. Call it rude. Call it what you will. That's called.

Check it up on mom and a kid. I don't blame. I'm sending you this picture of this bass that size got. It's a nice one. No, no, I don't want that crap. I'm sorry, Justin. I got too many pictures of Sal on my phone. on.

You haven't said it, but the TV's off. Man, we can't be an unprepared today. But me and Sall look at it. That's right. Oh, there's a bull. I'm telling you. A bull? Oh, yeah, he's a good one.

Oh, big old bug-eyed bass. I'm talking about it. Big old bug-eyed dodo. That's right. Bug-eyed dodo. What a bass master. No, hey, I made, hey, to catch them, I made some cats to catch them because they was, it was some bushes hanging over the water.

Oh, here we can. And, hey, spot about that. big and he was all the way in the back. I had as soon as he did it just, boom. Oh, here he is. He sounds like, Jay's, there's only

one way to get the bath. Yeah. Hey, you gotta hit the spot, boy, I'm telling you. So, Sal, what was, I know you bought yourself a nice truck, but what was, what was the best gift that you got?

You got, you probably got some gift. Willie, will he come in there and said, hey, here's your gift, old man. It's in a bag. Uh-oh. Had a bunch of junk on top of it. The bag's heavy. Okay, and I'm thinking to myself, what did he buy me of one of these stupid computer tablets?

You know, because that's how heavy it was. It felt like, you know. You thought he got you an iPad? Well, I just, you know, because that, would you use it an iPad if you? No. Were you excited about an iPad? Obviously, I ain't picked up an iPad in a while because that thing ain't heavy. But anyway, you know, I thought it wasn't all my wife would have used it, okay?

But anyway, this thing was heavy and it was, you know, he had a bunch of junk stuff in there, So I get all the junk out of the way and I look in there. There's a bunch of $1 bills. And then just a whole bottom of the bag is full of change. Quarters, dimes, nickels, and pennies. Loose change? Yeah, loose change. Not even rolled.

No, no. Yeah, he wouldn't give it to a rolled, did it? But anyway, he had a little card that he wrote himself on just blank paper. He said, the only way I keep you from going all. land is just you got a bet with this. You know, with Nichols, down, how must he give you?

$42 and what, 65 cents, I think. He counted. He counted. I said, hey, always do your own counts. Hey, look, I wanted to see what was in there, you know.

He didn't even give you $74. Well, hey, look, you was a pretty good gift, $42. $42.65. $4265. This party was a good time. Oh, no.

Oh, yeah. I saw it was a blast from the past with the people that were there. I was like, oh, man, I ain't seen you in a minute. All of them were there? The whole. Anybody that's ever been associated with size. Oh, no, no, no. I didn't even recognize half of them.

My wife said, do you know all these people? And I said, I probably do. No, here's. I don't recognize it. Let me tell you what happened when I first got there. Me and Brittany get there. First off, the 30th is her birthday. That's weird.

When it's your wife's birthday and you're going somebody else's, My party? That's weird. That's weird. But me and Jimber rallied. We got her birthday cake. It was good things. Phil didn't even bring no sweets.

No. Her birthday cake got destroyed. Hold on. Because the night before we had a pre-party at Stones, and we had three cakes as big as this table. They were huge. But anyway. Now ate them all before the party? Yes.

Gone. But look. It was good. It was good. It was a day with cakes at a happy birthday, Brittany. Mind you, though. So we can. there and Bella comes up to us and she says have you talked to

sigh yet? I said no. Si have you heard this story? And she said well I went and taught him happy birthday and he just looked at me and went yeah. She said yeah I don't even think he knows who I am. Yeah I did. Your niece. I knew who she was her and butt cut walk up there. I knew who she was proof. She was with butt cut. Hey look at his name Willie the one that gave it to him. I'm aware but it was just so funny she said i don't even think you know so i was there was it was funny to hear your niece say

that well i'm just saying well she told me the same thing and i said you got to understand sigh had a pre-party last night we had a party he went fishing earlier in the morning and i don't even know if he's had a nap yet we've we've been going on the porch the whole time and i'm sitting on the inside in air conditioning because i got a pregnant wife she'd get hot so we're sitting in the A.C. And I'm just watching Sigh, when I first got there, he wouldn't move. He's just sitting there like you. And then about an hour into it, that old head got

to bobbing. When that old head got to bobbing, I told Brittany, I said, come on, we can go say hey to him now. I was watching his mood change. As the band got into them hits, and then I heard him singing one. I said, oh yeah, he ready now.

He's big ready now. That's the best reaction to happy. Oh, no, no, it was a big time. Everybody had a good time. I hate I missed it. It was good. Yeah, you should have been there. Gimber.

Well, I was at another birthday party for six-year-old, so I didn't have near as much fun. Hey, I won't hear nothing. You could have brought the cake done what we did. That's right. We had a cake. I had a big old cookie cake. You could have adapted and overcame just like I did. But Gimber, man, he's, man, he got them duck wraps down.

Yeah. The boy's got them down. The duck ramps were good. How about other food? I didn't eat the crawfish. Brittany did. I thought the crawfish worked. Well, you can't mess the crawfish up.

You can't mess that up. They were easy to peel because I peeled crawfish to help speed her up. Because she ain't as fast as I am, and I got tired looking at them. So I was like, well, look, I'm sitting there peeling her crawfish. But the boudan things were good. What, the little meat pies were good. Yeah, I mean, I didn't eat any of the pork, but as much of it as I saw people eating, it had to have been good. I thought it was good.

Now, you're not going to please every Robertson in the room. Oh, God, no. That's not even something you should attempt. Yeah, don't even strive for that. If you're right, the duck rabbit was actually. Oh, the duck rafts. He's got that down. They were fantastic.

Deep fried bacon. Cream cheese, finished with steen syrup. Oh, they were good. They were. I'm into those things. He's got them perfected. We had 15 pizzas for my kids' birthday party. and so if y'all still need

Apparently people don't eat as much pizzas I thought Oh, bring it on. I had eight pizzas left over. Billy would have skin every one of them. Oh yeah. Just went and poured cheese and meat off of it and left the bread. That's what he was famous for at a pizza party. That's what he's famous for.

A pizza buffet. Your nephew. Oh, Willie? Willie will just scrape all the toppings and cheese off a piece of pizza and eat that and then throw the... You know how some children leave the crust and don't eat it? He leaves the entire bread. bread.

Yeah, all the bread. All the goodies. He eats good stuff. And hide money. He eats the pure fat and leaves of carbs. That's what he's after. It's clearly working for him. Still ain't going to his legs.

Them legs going to stay skinny forever. I will tell you, Willie looks like he's losing weight and staying in shape. Oh. Yeah. Well, he's a 50 year old. He ain't. Yeah. He ain't.

He ain't. He ain't. He's coming from a 74-year-old. For a 50-year-old, he ain't bad. He's holding up for a little. Oh, well, let's take him. Well, let's take our first break. Before we do, though, I want to send a special thank you to the Baxter.

I got some onesies in my office for the kids that say, dreaming about duck hunting. I just hope they sleep. As long as they're dreaming, you're cool. Eventually, eventually they will. I got an email too from the guy that sent all the lemons. His name's Cole from Lejean-Yard, Indiana. Thanks, Cole.

We didn't know your name when we opened them. We still got some of it. He hadn't eaten it all yet. All right. We'll be back right after this. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means.

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Okay. That's a good thing to do. And while we were out there, I noticed something. We got in this little spot and there was these few little bugs flying around, you know. Well, all of a sudden, a few little bugs turned into a swarm. And when I say swarm, I'm talking about 10,000. But they look like a mayfly, but they ain't a mayfly. I don't know what they are.

I ain't ever seen them. But here's the kicker. One of them rascals got in my ear. Ooh. Do you jump in the water? What am I going to do? He's in my ear beating up against my ear drum. He didn't like go on my ear.

Oh, he went in your ear. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and was trying to leave the other side. Yeah. I guess. He's against the drum. And just beating. The whole.

And when I tell you, if you ever that's painful it's painful it's also intoxicating like legitimately like drunk

yeah it'll get to you and I don't ask me how I know yeah I've been drunk before it happens like we were BC before Christ it happens and I'm standing there on the front of my boat trying to get away from me saying

because I got a pregnant woman in the back that's getting sworn by bugs you can only imagine how thrilled she was Are these just black little black ones? They about that big. Okay. They look like a mayfly, but he ain't a mayfly. I don't know what he is.

But they weren't stinging in. It must have been an April fly. I don't know. No. No, if you went when'd you go? Friday. Friday was what date? April to 29th.

Okay. Wasn't quite May yet. Yeah, but I know what a mayfly looks like. I've been around in my whole life. Like, that ain't no thing. I've been on a waterway when they... But it was like a mayfly hatching. The fact that that swarm was just like you see.

may flies do but that rascal ended up yeah inside my ear beating on my ear drum I got the trolle motor on high because I can't I can't crank my big motor I'm in too shallow water like I can't do nothing yeah and and I'm up there just staggered because it doesn't got on that inner ear so I don't know I don't got to I don't go wooze like of course I'm still casting and Britain is like would you hurry I'm get out here I said hey I can fish on 10 ain't no big deal I'm just just casting I call like but it's fine while I was doing that.

It wasn't, but I was, I didn't know, I ain't ever seen nothing like it. Did it, did get it out? I did get it out. That was as painful as what he was doing in there too. How did you get it out? Well, it started off with a pair of pliers. No. So I had my pliers, once we got out there in the middle and got in the wind where

them bugs wasn't swarming us no more. I told Brittany, I handed them needle those pliers. I said, I need you reaching there as far as you can get. We try to get something. Just get a leg, get something. Like stop him from doing whatever he's doing right now. What I didn't work. And they don't know.

Suppliers don't go in your ear very far. No. And so then I'm out there where I can crank the big motor. So I cranked a big motor called my buddy. I said, look, I need you to meet me at the camp. We got a problem. So then he comes up with this brilliant solution. He took contact solution, you know, because he had a squeeze bottle.

And so he filled it up. It's half contact solution, half water. Phil did it all the way to the top and I held my ear over and he squirted that stuff that what I can only imagine had to be about three or four hundred miles an hour from the way it felt when it hit my inner ear. Well, that got me even drunker. And the first round didn't take. He's still in there.

He was just in a swimming pool. Then eating water around. Has a little splash going on to it now. Next time I said, hey son, refill it. Let's roll again. I wouldn't go in an emergency. Not with a bug in my ear. So then he did it

Did it again And all of a sudden Just the biggest water pressure You ever felt It left And I looked down there on the table And there was that bug How big was the bug?

You about that long Like a quarter? But he's about that long He's skinny I mean he got to fit in your ear canal So you can imagine he's about that long About an inch inch and a half long You ever say that thing

The what, airwick? Yeah With a little pincher That's the thing that looked like A prehistoric Yeah prehistoric Yeah. Like a priest?

Like a priest to start it. No, no, it looks like a, what, Godzilla. That's the, I'm talking about it. It's bad. And they pulled that out of Jason's ear. Look like one of them things we used to call a doodle bug. Oh, no, yeah. It was some kind of larvae.

It got the big pinchers, you know. But no, this was just a fly, then got up in there. And I have never felt more satisfaction in taking my finger and smashing a bug in my life. Oh, no, no, no, no. Murder that. I had a moth. I had a moth get in my ear. This would have been similar to a mall.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he was in there just, and, you know, it sounds like thunder. Mm-hmm. Heard every time he did it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I was there. Woo. I had my GoPro's with me. I don't know why I didn't film the whole thing. Look, that's somebody, you know, it was like that to me, and I'm hard of hearing. What did you say, sir? Yeah.

And then take somebody that's got like my wife that can hear. a mouse walking across carpet. You know? I'm telling you now. Yes. Now. That's when you keep... Yeah, hey, it'll drive you nuts.

That's when you keep the old dustbuster in your truck. If I held my head like this, he wouldn't flat. But if I got upright in that wind, because the wind was blowing good Friday. And that wind could get to my ear as soon as that wind got up there, he'd get cranked off again. Yeah, he's trying to fly. Yeah, the problem was he'd try and go this one. I guess he'd just put it in reverse. Yeah.

We'd have been all right. If he'd have just went out the way he'd come in, we'd have been fine. I don't think I've ever had anything in my ear. You haven't? No, you would know. Trust me. You would know. This is one of the things that, oh, I think.

No, ain't no thank to it. Yeah. Look, buddy. I keep my ears closed. I don't want stuff in on the hand you by. He come in on the fly. Like, it wouldn't know get on my ear and crawl and end up. No, I was standing there and I was like, man, these bugs are bad.

And then, fium. I said, I told Brittany, I said, cover your ears. She said, why? I said, there's one in mine. And so, Lord, have mercy. Then it just. So did Willie have to go to the hospital because something got in his ear one time? Yeah.

Like a roach. Like a cockerroach. Yeah. Because he used to sleep in the laundry room and then Phil put a bunch of like jelly down in his ear. Yeah, to try to choke it out. To chum it out. Yeah. It was a weird ordeal.

Yeah. Every time I hear somebody getting something in their ear, though, But it's never ended like that everybody was better for the experience. Oh, no, no, no, no. You actually came out okay. I came out all right. I take it as a good. It's not happy that it happened.

No, but it is a good learning experience. If that ever happens again, one, once you see the first sign of potential swarm, go to other way. Yeah, yeah. Don't keep fishing. Don't keep going that way. Turn around and say retreat. Get back out there. But you caught three fish with that thing in your ear?

Uh-huh. Show did. A good one. No, no. What's amazing? One four pound. About this. I've seen the Mayflies come out

and I've also seen the Katie Dids. The Mayflies was in Massachusetts on Waterway. The Katie did was Alabama. Okay, and you've seen these golf course using these things that aerate the fairways and stuff with. All this is just a drill. It digs holes and it does it. You know, like they got a big machine with a bunch of them on, you know.

Well, that's just a different. That's the way was when the cicada did come out. And that's the locust. Yeah. It's the locust type. Right. Like a big crowding. I thought that was a cicada.

What is it? The cicadas? Well, Katie did is some kind of old grass opera. That's where I'm looking for. It's a big grass opera. I got you. But they live in the ground, okay, and then when they come out, it's just like an, look like aerated.

And, hey, they were so many, okay, they're making. making a noise, it would hurt your ears. And then there was so many on the highways, they was caused in accidents because people were running over them and then it ain't nothing but just the oil flick on the road. What? Oh, yeah. There were so many bugs on the road.

It's literally millions, because mayflies, they lay their eggs in the water. Oh, I felt like them boys talking about like in Exodus and all. Oh, no, no, no, this is playing a bad deal. When that 10,000, or how many of them there was to send it on that boat. It was 17 foot six inches of flies. I'm talking about whatever,

and I call them a fly just because that's the generic term, but they're like a moth or whatever may fly. But every square inch of everything on that boat was just a solid sheet of them. Long story short, nature's really cool till it ends up in your ear. Oh, no, no, no, yeah. You just read that them people go.

It's fun to watch until, like Martin said. It happens that one of them gets in your ear. Buddy, one of them gets in your ear, you're looking for an exit. Well, hey, there's fun nature facts with us. We'll be back right after this. He is happy. Look at him. That's a good one. That's a five-pounder.

Oh, yeah, he was five, right. At least five, Si? Yeah, that was eight-pounder. Now, look, I don't always believe everything Sioux tells me. Don't believe that's an eight-pound fish. But look, a lot of what he says and tells me is true, even if I can't believe it. We were, I don't know if Martin was with us, but we were fishing somewhere. I think it was Key West, and Si said, come look at these flying fish.

Flying fish? I was like, okay, yeah. I got a T-shirt from flying fish. But let me tell you something. These things, these fish had wings, and every time a wave would hit, they'd fly for like 500 yards. Unbelievable. Oh, yeah. That's a little.

No, no, no, no. Tell him, 500. No, no. That's the thing. They got high. There wasn't no bad weather that that time we were fishing, okay? The waves were about, oh,

probably two foot high. Yeah, just rollers. It wasn't, you know, there wasn't big stuff, okay? And they would come out right on the waves, the top. They'd come out and you'd look, and I just kept watching it. I said, how did they get that kind of distance out of that little or wave?

I could see if it was a big, giant wave. these things are flying like I couldn't believe it 450, 500 feet Oh yeah, they're marlin candy Marlin, self-fish, dolphin All that stuff love them That's how you know you around them

Well no no because hey they was fishing at night One of them finally hit the boat And fell in inside the boat Well they just took it and put it on a little I want a t-shirt in Key West for flying to you No because that's what Philip said I said Hey some of them come in eight or ten Come out one time

Yeah And he said here I you're mine No they're cool We finally come up around and talk about it. Well, just keep watching out there. But I tell you what you do. It's how good for that go right there. What we did, though, was we scooped them up as we went by one to measure and two,

then once you found some fish, you just, you kept him in the live well, and then you put him on a hook and you sent him back out there. So it wasn't wasted. Yeah, I ain't no telling them what you catch on them either. Oh, we caught a bunch of dolphin, a bunch of Mahee, whatever you want to call them. But, yeah, we caught snod out of them off dead flying fish that had been shot with a 410. It was fun. It just rednecks and key ones.

No, no. I mean, that's all it was. They didn't go to waste. That's the cool thing. Speaking of rednecks, we were on Max's boat. Oh, yeah, Big Mac. You and Godwin and Stone, Cy. And they said, we're going to, you know, we're going to shoot skied off the back of the boat.

So you had to sit there and do like this until the skeet came out and then you shoot them. Whoever hit the least amount had to pick up every shell. Uh-huh. And I picked up shells for two hours. Yeah, lost that battle. Yeah, that wasn't a good thing for you. You should have bowed out of that contest. I wouldn't think about it.

He was with the wrong crew. That was also the first and last drone duck commander ever on. Oh, yeah. So I told him, son, you'll never make it back with that drone. You never. Hey, and he, you know, no, he didn't make. But what got me, we're out there and like, you know, we stayed on a boat out there for like four days. Oh, it was a while.

So we're out there in the ocean, a pretty good way. So we're on the way, you know, talking about going to another spot. and the skipper says, all right, y'all get ready to be looking for bodies. Y'all, I said, do what? He said, yeah, there's one of them little rubber rafts up there. All you can see was the nose of it, you know. They got a little bolt on the back of it, you know.

So all you could see was the nose of it. So we come by and he said, I'm going to swing by it. Y'all look for bodies. Look for bodies. You know, and I come looking and I said, are you? Are you serious? And he said, yeah, he said, I'm serious. Look for a body.

So we go by it and tell me, I said, nope, I don't see anybody. I said, but I do see three big fish under it. He said, well, I'm going to make a suckler and we'll come back and y'all fish from. Wait, so there was just a raft out in the middle of the ocean? Empty raft. They do it all, they see it all the time. Raths, boat. These are the people that's leaving wherever, you know, Cuba or whatever, you know,

trying to get to the United States. Yeah, trying to get a part of wet foot, dry foot. Yeah. Just trying to get on land. Just trying to get on something, some different pouring the land. Yep. But you got to think about that. But there was two big old triple tails laid up under that rack.

Oh, no, no, no, we come by and look. I think it was Maui Maui-Mew. He made that perfect cast. Yeah, I think it was Maui-Maui-Wi-Wi-Wi. That's a delicious, fish. The big green, the green dolphins, I think, something they call them. Mahis. Mahi.

Mar-e. They got too many different names. They just need pick ones. All them fish got different names these days. I caught one in, what, barracudas? Yeah, you did. You won a trophy for it. Yeah, 27-pound barracuda.

I noticed one thing about everything in the ocean. Got teeth? Hey, yeah. Something always bigger. Not only teeth. Bigging. Bigging. So if you're listening, Si, we would all be out fishing.

And Cy said, boys, wake me up when we get on them. He went down. He was sleeping in a waterbed. We'd ring a bell Ding ding ding Time to come outside of the Fisherbiting Okay, bar No, they had to come to him there and talk about, hey, wake up with old men

I think I slept about two hours and three days on that red I wouldn't, I'd sleep on the boats not for me I was surprised I didn't get sick I'm surprised you didn't get seasick But it was a big boat Yeah Because I felt sorry for the pilot Ooh

It flew us down Yeah, he's going to have to fly us back And he's sick as a dog he was sick from the time we got on the boat to the time we left three, four, four days later have been. I never have been.

I never had been. I felt sorry for him because he was always just, the only motion stuff ever got me is when we did them couple of cruises. I come back and it told me about four days to get leveled back out. I just didn't realize it when I was on the boat. So here's what I didn't know. Like I went to wash my hair in my shower, not moving no more.

I like to fail. And about fell out. I ducked my head and I had to catch myself like this. I thought I was gone. I mean, I said, I'm dead right here. I put my head down by blackout. What was the thing that you got your legs back? Yeah, sea legs.

Sea legs. You got your sea legs back. Because, hey, I'm telling you, after I come back in cruise, it took me a week to get where I could walk. Yeah. You don't realize. I'm bumping into the stuff and I'm saying, what is wrong with you? Yeah, you don't realize how much that mess screws with you. But let me tell you, our cameraman, I didn't know you could do this, but he overdosed on dramine. Oh, Sinky?

Yeah. Yeah, he quit on us. He laid down to quit. Yeah, he was, I mean, he was like, oh, gosh, so we said, put another patch on, you'll be all. Yeah. And he was out for two days. Yeah, leave it to Sinky to overconsume something, right? Oh, boy!

So he just slept for two days? He slipped for two days? Yeah, he never come out of there. And that may be why he wrecked that drone. The only footage we got was me filming. I was like, yeah, give me a thing. I don't care, whatever. What a trip.

That's a good time, man. But the meanest, mean mug look I got from all of them is after about three days in, there wasn't no more snacks left except what I hid on top of the refrigerator. So they're all sitting in the living room, we know, whatever. So I go and I pull that last Twinkie down and I sit down and right amongst them to start owning it up. And here they come. Where do you get that? You can tell Phil and Willie hung out together.

They had in food. I don't know that I want to go on a trip where they run out snacks. Don't worry. Phil brought them home back with us. That's wrong. Just like chicken and dumplings. I did that one time. Whatever else you bring back.

To be fair, it was really weird that you did it one time. Meatloaf, BLTs. Is that your carry-on, sir? Yes, it's my hamburger from last night. They don't carry these in West Monroe. Yeah. Sorry, get them off of me. All right, let's take another break.

We'll be back. Hold on. Let me spit my coffee out when you do it. It hit twice and failed. First time if it hit and stayed, it'd been good. I thought that was it, Martin. Nope. We're back on the game. They're kicking up her.

Pure silver. We're back at... Pure silver shotgun shell. Stand it on. Up. He kicks it out of the desk. And it sometimes acts like it's going to land. Nope.

It was off balance. I wonder if. Other people are at work right now listening to us. Too hard. Doing silly things. All right. Last try. Last shot.

He came close. The first time he ever even did that, it landed perfectly. And I ain't done it same. And then put it off later. Solid silver. That's solid silver. And now every time we take a break, Martin kicks silver until we think he gets close. And he never does it.

Yeah. What's been going on in the news? Oh, Lord. In the news? Yeah. I don't like watching The New Orleans Pelicans are back Are they?

Well, they're out of the playoffs But they're good. They have a good team Honey Badger's coming back Tyran Matthew New Orleans Saint Honey Badger

Oh, I'm going to ask you all the day I was watching the TV Is the Saints got a new head coach? Yes Dennis Allen Okay, so Sean Peyton He's retired

He retired. Until next year. Allegedly. You retired, too? Because I've seen him on television and I said, wait a minute. And then they showed him somebody else with a football, you know, I had to have to have to practice. He's a defensive specialist. Peyton kind of like Urban Meyer.

What? My horse is gone. The horse is gone. He quit. My horse is gone. So I've retired. Let me sit back until I find another squad of horses and I'm going to come back and everything be fine. Well, I understand that.

Yeah, I understand that. Yeah, I understand that. Yeah. My horse is gone. You just got a whole bench full of horses. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, life's easy then.

Yeah. He'll find it. I miss Drew Brees. Yeah. Sir, if you're listening, and I know you're not. But if one of your 17 assistants. Yeah, if he cares. Or if you're 17 children.

If he cares, which he don't. And also he doesn't. We love you and miss you, sir. Yeah, okay. What a great human being. Also, I helped your bottom line at Walcons. There you go. You're welcome.

Oh, yeah. We all did that. I pretty much buy anything you put your name on. I love you, Drew Brace. Anyway, what do you all want to talk about? Oh, I was talking about the news. The only thing I saw was some weird thing in Alabama. What happened in Alabama?

Alabama. Some guy that was on like death row or something, him and his jail person that he was in a relationship with or something escaped. I thought that's kind of weird. What? That's from the hometown of our Jennifer Allen, somewhere up around Florence, Alabama, kind of. It was a dateline episode to be written. I mean, we'll see this on a Sunday night on NBC at some point. So they were, him and his jailmate broke free?

The jailer. She worked at the jail. Oh, see, my mind was really racist, as you never know these. A jailhouse romance. Jail house, love triangle, Bonnie and Clyde, something, you know. So she busted out. She's supposed to be watching this dude. She was going to take him for a psych evaluation or something at the courthouse,

but there wouldn't ever no evaluation schedule. She zigged when she should have zagged. There was an evaluation. Yeah. They found her car at the grocery store at the Piggly Wiggly or something. And they gone. I love it. So she just busted.

That just struck me for the idea. The last time I went beside the Pigsley. Human race is funny, ain't it? What are you talking about? We were looking. We were looking for Mr. and Mrs. T's Oh, Bloody Mary

Mix, he likes to drink it. We were at the Piggly Wiggly And Sye's jumping up on the cart And riding it through the parking lot Past all these people He just I said, Sire, get down off that buggy

I can't, I got to ride it Road it all the way out to the truck And how old are you, 74? 74 now We got to cut that out. No. You're reading the story? Yeah,

Yeah, yeah, I'm learning more. They need to put a hymiel warning thing. It's a bizarre. They got him back. He's serving a life sentence. Yeah. Oh, they called him. Murder for hire or something?

No, he stole a car and was fleeing from police and killed somebody while trying to run away from the police. Oh, that's bad. Yeah. What about her? She's still gone? I don't know about her. He's still at large, as they say. On the lamb.

She's going to break him out again. That's it. Ain't no telling him. It was just a bizarre. I read it quickly, and I was like, only in Alabama. I bet they said roll-tide when they left Piggly-Wiggly. Oh, yeah. Roll-tide!

You know the idea, baby? You know the idea, roll-tied? No. That's terrible. I bet you cops are they all the time when they get to chase somebody. Roll-tide, baby. Let them roll. Let them run, boys.

Here we go. We're coming. Oh. Get the siren boy, roll tides. That's good stuff. Oh, wait. No, apparently he did murder somebody. Oh, that's hard.

It was a weird. Yeah. Did two different people break out of jail in Alabama this week? I may have. Could have. I mean, it is Alabama. If somebody got killed, I've heard enough of it. Yeah.

There you go. Anyways. I don't know what I'll hear. It was just a bizarre story. When I read it, I was like, yep, it's Alabama. I don't do a lot of news reading. Cy, you watch anything interesting on PBS? No, not here later.

Has there been any nature's stuff? He's watching me TV. No, not lately. I did watch that drone footage that old boy got the tornado up in Kansas. You seen that? That was incredible. What? Oh, that was one thing when we went to Texas.

One of them went through there or maybe three of them went through. I think three of them went through there. And they destroyed a bunch of homes right there by the Lester's house. Yeah. Really? I mean, I'm talking about level. Yeah, if you Google like drone footage of tornadoes or something. I have found it.

Yeah, it's incredible. Yeah. It's incredible to see how. like how narrow but how big the damage is. Like houses right there beside it ain't getting touched, nothing happening to them, but where that sucker is? Well, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no. And not only that, we live in Cracker Jack Busters, boys. Okay, if a tornado or anything nature can throw at you. Yeah. Yeah, you don't stand much but you. Yeah, you ain't, no, you ain't safe, trust me. Johnny D, watching it right.

Oh, no, no, I'm looking at myself. Yeah. It's an incredible thing. It just picked up houses, bro. Anytime it can snap, like pine trees about that big around. Yeah, which a pine tree basically made a rubber. Yeah. When he's lived.

I mean, just I've come down the road and we cross the road and just, you know, about all about the wide this room. Just snapping them off at about eight full a lot. Like a lawnmower went through it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's incredible. It's unreal. The power of nature.

is incredible. Kind of like that deal that comes through Saturday night after your party. Oh, no, no, no. That was a rip snorter, son. You're talking about whore out, okay, because I had Friday Saturday's Sunday.

I knew he was tired. You're talking about out. Because last night, I woke up as morning and went out on the porch. Christine's out there having her tea, morning tea. And she said, boy, there's a bad storm last night, wasn't it?

And I said, what? Say what? I said, was it? I said, was it? She said, oh, yeah, you didn't hear all that? I said, baby, I didn't hear nothing. I said, I was so tired. It was a rip snorted.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She said, oh, no, it was one of them that all you heard was lightning hitting, and it was just a rolling thunder that just never seemed to stop. And the thunder roll. I think we got like three and a half inches off that thing. Oh, great. Oh, no.

I didn't hear none of it. That's what got me. You talking about I literally died when I got in bed. How tired were you? Because you had been going all week. No, no, no. I was out. I was worried about you.

Yeah. Because that's when I laid down, you know, no, I was gone. Y'all because when she said, it's a big, bad storm, you know, Matt, and I said, what? I said, I didn't hear none of that. That's what happens when you lay on that helix, huh? Oh, yeah. And that, when he says morning tea, that was also at 1 o'clock in the afternoon when he looked at. No, no, I actually got up at 8.30 that day.

Not to be confused with afternoon tea. Yeah, that's morning. That was that, yeah, I got up. Does she drink like hot tea, like a British person? Yeah, she'd got into that for some reason. She's very refined. She also informed that she was going to buy her stroller. Sorry, sigh.

Well, no, no. No, she was looking. She has trouble, you know, getting up out of the recliner she's got. It goes down too deep. So she was looking at it, and she brought it in there and made and said, well, look at the video. And I said, I ain't got time looking at that stupid thing. I said, if you want it, and that's what you want, order it. And tell them bring it up here.

Just get it. She said, oh, no, no, no, I can't go pick it up. I said, well, tell them to bring it. She said, no, no, no, you don't understand. They called me the other day to get my measurements. They're going to build this. It's tailor-fitted. What is it?

We're talking about two different things. A recline. Hello, hello. It's one of them that when you get ready to stand up, you just hit a button and it put you up. A lift chair. Yeah, it stands you up. I said, well, darling, if that's what you need, order it, you know.

I don't bought me a pickup and paid cash for it. Thank you. You know, the least I can do is buy you a chair. I love the humble bragging today. Yeah, I just have straight cash, homie. And he's going to play a poker tournament tonight. Go win it back, going to pay him back for that truck. Nope.

You got one little more money back, boy. Got to have gas, money, boy. Crap. All right, but let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this. Maybe kick it as hard as you can. That scared me. What did you think?

think what's going to happen. I didn't think he was going to kick it. Hey, put the one that's already got a hold. I tell you what, it busted that sucker. We need to clean up on aisle three. All right, he was on, boy. This is like bumper lanes at the bowl of that. Oh, now you're just cheating.

You get half credit for that. Now, that would be the trick. It's come through that and make it stand up. I thought I had. That's it. No. Throw it to me real quick. He's going to put it up.

I'm going to try something. No. No. Oh, what if that would have been even more impressive? It would have been even more impressive. And we're back. Yeah, that's a cute mug you got there, Karen. That ain't a mug.

Live, love, laugh. Did you steal that from your wife's cupboard, or is that yours? I stole it from your wife's cupboard. Oh, boy. That mug is huge. That's like a yo mama joke. That's right. Anyway, speaking of wives,

here we go. We got to save the date for Micah and Nicole in the mail. October 22nd, Tennessee. Martin, are we going to their wedding? Probably not. October 22nd. I want to go to somebody's wedding one day and all six of us just roll in there.

I would love to go. Yeah. And sigh fishing. I'm sure Stone will be up for that. Oh, yeah. He loves humans anyway. Men stone will be up for that. Yeah.

Si go and have a blast. Stone. Well, thank you for this. saved a day. Martin's due at any moment, though. Coming up. October 22nd. We'll...

Mike and Nicole, y'all, you all have a good one. We'll be thinking about it. Congratulations. I'll put on some wedding music at my house. Dance to it. It's about to be the hardest time of your life. What? Excuse me, that wasn't bad better.

Figuring out, marriage. Marriage is a great thing. Oh, it's fantastic. It is. But it's work. All right. Y'all want to get in some emails? I got a few. I got a few.

Let's go to that mailbox. Let's go to it. What do y'all want? The one from... We'll do both of them. Faith from California. She's 16 and needs some advice. Were you just singing?

Beach boys. I don't think that was the beach boy. My four now. All right. So she goes to a Christian school and her teachers always tell the students to wait until they're older, wiser and more mature. Otherwise, that marriage will go south quickly. I get that, but they are talking 25 and up and they got all their info from questionnaires and stuff. I don't know what that means. Not a good sense. Yeah, a lot of people in my family got married young and have great marriages.

Many people who I know that got married later in life had kids later in their life and wish they'd gotten married and had kids earlier. So what do I do? Is it better wait and grow up? Or just get hitched when you feel God's called you the other person, just get married. Young. When do you get married? I guess Faith's question here. Different strokes for different folks. There ain't no rule book on that one.

I knew when I was ready. The teachers had told her what, don't get married? Until she's at least 25. So is this young lady at 16 trying to thinking about getting married? I don't think so. I think she's just looking at it like, I know people have got married. Well, no, no, because that was my deal. Okay.

I think she's just trying to plan. I think she's a planner. And she's wanting to plan out her life. Well, it sounds like to me she just wants to buck the system. I'm into that. She may be a rule follower, though. But she's going, okay, in these days and times. Okay.

These days and times. How old were you, Sa? 14. No, what was a? Oh, yeah, that'd be about 20 something. 21, I think. Yeah, I think I was actually 20. Maybe 23.

I was 22. I don't remember. I don't remember Ted too. Well, what, let's see. 1971. So what will that make me? 52. 71.

What is now? What year? That's 51. So you were 22. 22? Okay. 52 years ago. I knew it was around 20 something.

Yeah. But anyway, but, hey, you know, back in the day, okay, people got married. You know, I had a, uh, a, uh, a, Oh, Mamma got married when she was 14. And she had a great marriage. Yeah. So for someone to say, okay, you couldn't have a good marriage just because you're young. That's not true.

Right. No. Okay. Because here's the whole thing about marriage. Okay. It's like a garden. Dig it. You got to work it.

Oh. Or the weeds are going to take over and now it won't work. That's exactly right, sir. We got some weeds. over a often. We heat it up. And this day and age, I'm found the Joe Dirt fan.

Life's a garden, brother. You got to dig it. You know, if you're just 16, darling, live a little bit before you get married. I just, the worst thing I think you can do on any of that to put a rush on it. Rule, but just like a, you

can't get married to 25. No, there's plenty of people get married at 18 to 22 that are just fine. There's people like me and don't get married to their 29. They're just fine. I tell you something right now, if I'd have got married any time before when I did, I'd have probably already been divorced because I wasn't ready for it.

I had too much selfishness in me that I hadn't gotten out. And I still got selfishness. Allison got all that right out of me very fast. Oh, we know. But I'm just saying, like there's no, there is no playbook for right or wrong or indifferent, you know. Well, 18, there's that playbook for legality reasons. Yes, now there is that. There is a very legal consequence to...

I'm just saying, okay, marriage becomes, you know, a lot of responsibility and commitment involved in it. Okay, so what I'm saying is live a little bit. Oh, yeah. Before you, you know, because once that happens, okay, then you've got to be responsible, you've got to be committed to it, or it will not work. I had to be old enough to make a commitment to her and to God.

because that's the union that you're making. You might get sick of her, but you still made a promise to God, so you're trying to work things out. When you feel like you can do that, I mean, go for it. There's no certain age. You'll know. That's right. You won't have to question.

I always think you do know. You know when you're ready. And also, one of the cool parts for me, my wife was 20. We started a date when she was in high school. I wasn't. But then she broke up with me Then she came crawling back And she's not here

Oh yeah right To buy that She just was like Please take me back And I was like maybe Got back on that Johnny's pizza bag Oh next Shut your mouth

Anyway but it was cool Getting married that young Because we I mean we were in college Which it was tough too Because I went to work at 6 a.m. Then went to class She went to class And then went and worked at Red Lobster

So we I mean our first year of marriage It was A lot of cheddar bay biscuits, huh? Yeah, Oh, a bono.

Man, I don't even like them things. But it was tough, and we did grow up together, but there's some sacrifices that were made there because getting married's expensive, too. And if you're still in college,

like me and my wife, we went to Abilene, Texas. I was at Abilene Christian. And I'm going to tell you, I mean, we worked a lot of odd jobs to help pay for school, and I'm glad she was with me

to do all those things, you know. I'm glad I didn't wait until I got ready, you know, out of school or whatnot, because it was, we spent a lot of great time together. Yep. So different strokes for different folks. Anybody who's telling you they have the secret age is wrong, I would say.

Yeah, absolutely. It's by, it's by the person, whoever it is. They got to decide. All right, last one. Caitlin 20 from Tennessee. Boom. She's got, she's always went to church since she was a kid, but she struggles with some temptations. her boyfriend doesn't go to church

and he don't believe what I believe but he wants to respect me and my religion does he that's a good question so she's trying not to sin doesn't say what sin you find it harder and harder not to give in any advice for Caitlin from Tennessee

that's a tough one that's a tough one no go Martin you got something on your mind I'm just thinking about Phil Robertson I'm sorry What about Phil Roberts? What? Well. Not saying it.

Not saying what Phil would say in this scenario. You're saying Cole or somebody? Nah, well, kind of, but just nothing. Nothing. Well, it's about the sin that I'm assuming she's. She don't say what sin. If she's finding it harder to resist and she don't believe, I tell you what she's thinking about.

Probably. We don't got to say it out loud. I don't think it's drinking a beer. In her mind, which I don't think that's the sin anyway, but that's a different story. If she can't get him converted, you know, and if he can't help her and it's difficult, she's going to have to have a long talk with him. Yeah, because if she's not, A, if you're not helping him get to heaven and B, he's not helping you get to heaven, and what in the world are you doing in this relationship?

Well, that's right. So, you know. That's a tough one. It is a tough one. But Jesus didn't turn his back on the one either. He went after the one. Right. So, you know, there's a fine line there.

But if he's leading you down a road to temptation, then you need to just remove yourself from that temptation. Yeah. That may mean you need to circle back to him in a couple of years. Cy, what are you got? No, no, like y'all was talking about, okay. You either can stick it out, okay, and do the best to bring him to Jesus or,

like Philip and Martin both saying, don't let him drag you down the wrong road. Okay, that's the bottom line. If it gets to the point that, okay, you can't, you know, he's putting you in places you don't want to be, then you need to leave. Set some boundaries. Set them boundaries.

All right. Speaking of, I got a Bible verse for you. Oh, here we go. Which one do you think it is, Phil? I got no idea. Proverbs 423, above all else, guard your heart for everything you do flows from it. Amen.

That's it. We'll see you all next time. All right, boy, right.