Duck Call Room - Uncle Si & His Kids Blew It on Father's Day

Episode Date: June 21, 2022

Si's kids messed up on Father's Day this year, but they're not the only ones who goofed up! Si admits he's a bubble bath man, but he needs more than just bubbles to get him into that tub. John-David's rhino prayers are answered. Martin is disgusted by how people treat the beach and wishes he lived when dinosaurs were around. Si reveals his giraffe-riding strategy. And Phillip is pumped for updates from two fans who decided to take the boys' relationship advice. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you, we're back. We're back, and this is going to be the flower podcast. Oh, boy. Well, here we go. Well, how are you? I'm just telling you. He's got to pay a bill. Look at the flower that came from flower general.com.

The lady's name is Alice Givens. Okay. She sent that to me, the goodwill ambassador. Okay. But, hey, here's the little deal just for sort in there. Not to interrupt you, but she sent you that sweet shirt, too. Oh, yeah. That's awesome

Hey, flower general dot com, baby Okay, I'm a goodwill ambassador for the company now So I got to teach you something about fishing jerseys They're intended for a t-shirt to be worn under them Well, hey, I don't care This one is real cool, okay Look at that silver hamburger meat

hanging out the top up there, so But anyway I love it Anyway, this is just some knowledge to throw in that without flowers, we would not have any fruit. We would not have any vegetables. We wouldn't have any vegetation. So we wouldn't be alive.

If you doubt that, hey, here's what you do because I told my wife to do this. Google it. God woke me up at 2 a.m. and whispered to me here, hey, you know, about flowers. Okay. So, hey, I told her, I said, baby, give me a favor. She said, what's that?

I said, get on your phone and Google the importance of, flowers. When she does it and then she hands me her phone and I literally could have sit there for eight hours. So did you just openly admit to using a cell phone? Yeah. I'm out now. This is a big day.

Oh no. I used to McCabean. But I literally could have sit there for eight hours reading what Google sent back on her phone. What Google? You know, that's just to tell you, okay? Life is so simple. Creation is so simple.

Religion should be simple, but it's not. We make it complicated because everything is, hey, everything is based on what you see right there. And look, that's just about 12 or 15 different species of flowers. There's literally millions. Now, you're the perennial general. That's right. Six star. I'm the highest ranking general there is.

Over flowers? Six stars on my shoulders, boys. There's no stars on that. Well, this ain't my uniform. You ain't seen my uniform yet, dude. Wait, do you have one? Oh, Heather. It's in the works.

So I'm going to look like Shaq. Instead of keep peddling flowers and not insurance. And he's getting his truck wrapped. Oh, no. I hate to preach, but I'm going to go ahead and do it anyway. Go for it. Okay, look. Jesus left heaven.

He came down to earth and became flesh for it. Okay, and here's what he tells us. I came down to bring you life. life, okay, not just a little bit of life, but to the fullest. Abundantly. Abundantly. So look, I figured out, okay, let's, you know, flowers are beautiful. They're actually energy, okay?

They can set the mood. They can make you happy, sad, make you cry. It's you out of a bond if you're in the bond. Oh, yeah, you know, we use them for funerals, all that, and I got a cool story about that. South Louisiana does a cool thing. They clean up all the grave sites in a certain time of year, and then there are just thousands of flower vendors along the highways. Okay.

And like me, I didn't know it. Okay, I just saw pretty flowers, and I said, well, let me stop. How much are there a dozen? You know, and they said, whatever it was, you know. And I said, well, give me five dozen. I'm going to take them home to my mother. Well, I come walking in, and my next door neighbor, who is a Cajun, in Gonzales, Louisiana, was over there with Mama,

and they was talking when I come in, I had just a big old, I mean, five dozen. Special delivery. Yeah, Mama, enjoy the flowers. You know, and she said, them are grave flowers. The South Louisiana woman? Yeah. And I said, what do you mean they're grave flowers?

She said, oh, that's what they're all doing right now is they're putting them on the grave. And I said, well, hey, flowers won't do her no good one. She's in the grave. I said, I'm going to give them to her where she can smell them and see how pretty they are. She said, well, I never thought about it in that way. And I said, well, hey, you know.

So I think it's a lot of things a lot of people don't think. Well, no, no. Hey, look, I'd rather give them to her while she was alive when she could, you know. It's a great point. Smell them and enjoy the beauty. That's right. But, okay, that's enough about the flow. Okay.

Now, congratulations. That was our first break. What is going on in the world? In the world? Flowers showed up here. Well, I know. That's from my new company. I was wondering why they were here when I sat down.

I don't know. What's going on with Father's Day just happened. Yep. Yep. Okay. Did you have a good one? Yep. I did.

What did your kids get you? Huh? They didn't get me nothing. Yeah, that is, yeah. They sent money. And they forgot to call me and wish me a happy Father's Day. Ooh. I don't that in there.

Oh, size bitter, boys. No, I'm not bitter. I told Christine to call him, and she said, oh, we got to go and we got to do this. So I got so busy that I was going to call and wish him happy Father's Day because he's got four sons. Okay, and I blew that. I apologize. On air, no less. I'm sure he's saying the same thing.

Yeah, I'm not to call him, but I got busy. Well, you know, it happens. Life happens. Johnny D, Father's Day, what did you? Yeah, what did it happen to your day? They cook you breakfast? Yep. Breakfast and bread, boys.

Well, you don't want pancakes in bed. That's gross. What do you mean gross? We had it at the table. And then my dad cooked for our whole family, which seemed messed up. Because... Seemed messed up. My dad has to cook on Father's Day.

But he loves doing that. He likes to cook anyway. He cooked for the whole family on Father's Day. So we had steaks. and all the good stuff. Then we went fishing. And I didn't get an old call. I didn't either, son.

You ain't. How about about that? You ain't as dirty. Wrong last time. Hey, there you go. You ain't related to big dune. Well, I'm glad that you enjoyed it. Oh, yeah.

I got, uh, my daughter got me some bubble bath. She picked up. Oh, my bed. I'm not really into bubble baths. Or baths. Oh, you ought to try it. I'm into bath. There ain't nothing wrong with a good soak.

Do not knock bubble bath until you tried it. I'm going to try that. This is a last. This is the last time you got in a bathtub. Oh, hey, I do a bubble bath that was a caseline there, buddy. Do you? Oh, yeah, with rubber ducks and everything. Okay.

Hey. No, you don't. Yes, I'll do. You have rubber ducks? You've got to have rubber ducks if you do a bubble bath. I smell another YouTube video. Okay, hey, hold on. Bubble baths with Uncle Sime.

When you stink them, take them all the way to bottom of the tub and let them go. He really does. I just like, well, I don't like to imagine it, but it does make me laugh when I do. Uncle's eye on a bathtub with two ducks, making them conversate and doing the voices. That's right. Do you have a battleship in there, too?

No, and they fight. They fight. Well, I guess my Tuesday evening's plan now. Go buy some rubber ducks. See how simple life really should be? There you go. It should just be... Bubble bat with rubber ducts in the bathtub for you.

It's 74 years old. Hey. Hey. Oh, I'm going to have a good time no matter where I'm at. Hey, that's my macho. He's in the bathtub with rubber tub. That's right. With bubble bath.

Philip, you have a good father's day while we're derailing down this way of bubble bass? He cannot top that one. But my kids, I've got two that are in Paris right now. They called me. And then I've got one in Palm Springs. He called me. In other words, he's lost his workforce. They've all grown up.

That's exactly right. So we went and picked Si up and we went down and ate a good meal with Miss Alice and flower general people and watched Tsai's new show. And it was great and awesome and we loved it. And the fellowship was excellent. Excellent. What about you, first father's day? I ain't done that.

Not yet. I ain't done. No, I'm still, I'm moving, working, remodel, all that mess. He's still remodeling in the house. He's getting ready for it. That's a nervous tick. I am just straight. Every free moment I got is moving something around.

Well, Lisa from Minnesota just called me, and she's just so thrilled. She's buying clothes, kids' clothes right now. And she's called me and told me, okay, I got a pink outfit and the blue outfit. For you? Twins. Tell Martin that I'm working on it right now. That's awesome. is awesome. I love it.

She's having a blast. No, that's good. But that's what my days consist of. If it's daylight, I'm doing something like that. So, this is fine. Twins on the way. I hung out with my twin nieces yesterday. How were they? We went fishing.

Didn't catch any night. Wasn't that? Where did y'all go? Oh, they wasn't holding the mouth right? They went to a pond. I did sneak over to Willie's pond and catch a few. Oh, they always bought them. Oh, those fish are hungry. Yeah. Starving a dead.

Well, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after that. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know.

We love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Tritels beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. and you never really know where that beef comes from, but with Tritails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way.

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Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritails Beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash.

That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Johnny D. Look, Peru's in the social media. I saw y'all had a big weekend. Well, it was supposed to be a big week, but it was Father's Day week,

so I couldn't, my family, my wife's family, went up to visit her grandma. I wasn't going to go because I just couldn't get off work. But then I was like, you know what?

Working for Willie, I got a lot of Sky Miles. Maybe I can go up for a couple days, fly home, and then be at work all week anyway. So I went up because Carter was determined, Remember the rhino that were goats and everybody was sad? We had a lot of people write in about it too, upset that there was some sort of...

Yeah, replaced the rhino. Yeah, they replaced it with goats. So we went... Oh, not with goats. Get another rhino. Get another rhino. But we... That's why everybody's upset.

Get the rhino and get it over with. Look, so we went to St. Louis. Okay. We drove all the way there. Next day, first thing we're doing, we went to the zoo in St. Louis. and went to the Rhinole PIN. We've saved it for last. You said I'd have went there first.

Well, I was, you know, I'm clever. I was like, we're going to build anticipation. Well, you think you. The St. Louis Zoo is legit, by the way. There was a polar bear there that swims back and forth. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no what? I was there.

I saw it. Hey, look, people think grizzlies are bad. Polar bears are bad ones. There were grizzly bears that looked like teddy bears over to the left. And they had pink bears. ones you could almost touch i mean i could have if i wanted to they had like this little house you go in and it is i mean it had to be 12 degrees i would like to have a penguin in each hand well let me tell you something right now swim with me i'll tell you something right now you show me what it would

be like as hot as it is down here right now you show me a room as 12 degrees i'm about to go hang out in there yeah i don't know because i was sweating and then we went in there and it was like but i mean them it was all so st louis zoo if you're in there you're in there you're in there I'm thinking about starting like John David's zoo reviews on YouTube or something because apparently it's what we do as a family, has got a zoos. We're going to run out of them for a long. Penguin's story. Okay.

Do you have one? Yeah. Buckle up. I've seen this on PBS. Okay. Nova. Okay. Look, they thought this penguin group of penguins was extinct.

No. No. They found them. You know these little things we got up in space that go around and take pictures of the earth as they're doing it? Satellite. Satellite. Satellite. Okay.

Look, they're over the Antarctic. And they found the penguins? And the Antarctic is all ice. Okay, and it's white. But, uh-oh. No, it's not. Here is a brown trail in the white ice. Uh-oh.

Penguin. Hey, so the powers to be zoom in them from that satellite. Get closer, closer, closer. Guess what they've? found penguins yeah the penguins that they thought was extinct no they're back hey guess what's brown they're poop that's right penguin poop so you're saying that old adage of that's how they found them okay because of all the penguin poop as they was marching around i will say that that cold room smelled real big penguin experiment never eat yellow

snow. And apparently brown. Don't do that either. Yellow or brown, you don't want that. I would imagine penguin poop is pretty bad. I mean, they eat fish, right? I was just excited. It would be very fishy, smelling

and tasting probably. Because that's what they live off of. You got to think. Something that could swim and catch a fish. They were fast. That Joker can swim. They were swimming right beside us. It was like an otter. A river otter. So would you rather swim like a fish

or a penguin. Oh, I like the like the penguin. Okay, or the otter. Either one. That otter does look like he having a good time. Oh, no, no.

He has a lot of fun. Get there on his back. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He goes down and finds a muscle on the bottom. Okay. And he does two things.

He grabs the muscle and then he grabs a rock. Goes to the top. Rolls over. Okay. Put the muscle on his belly and then bust that.

Can we come back, check this? Muscle up. No, we have. It's true. Hey, it ain't no use checking, baby. That's right. That's how Sire learned to eat black walnut ice cream. That's right.

Hey, roll over. He sits there in his chair on his belly. That's right. Takes that spoon. Here we go. The next thing you know, you're fishing, Josie, don't fit. A gallon. Got to unsip it a little further.

A gallon's hard to put on your belly, but you're a pint. It's good. You know, pine. So back to the rhino story. Yeah. We ain't got, we'll get. there. You brought up the penguins.

No, the penguins were awesome. It did stink. But that's it. Look, that zoo's free too. No cost of admission. No cover charge. They take donations?

Oh, we spent about $300. There you go. At the end of the day. Oh, you bought a bunch of plushed animals? Pop. Oh, we got, we bought more rhinos. Okay. Carter has four rhinos in his bed now.

Okay. So we go around the whole park, the elephant, the rhino, like literally, it's the last thing again. You see any more, them elephants drowning each other? No, them elephants were cool. He should have watched what was on TV yesterday. John Wainmoot. Was there a Rino? Atari. Yeah, it was a Rino.

Yeah. Artari. I don't know that. And they was actually, they had a Jeep. Two people was in a Jeep with ropes on a stick. And, you know, a whole bunch of them was on a big truck with ropes. You know, and they got him in between both the Jeep and the big truck. And they put the ropes on them, and then they put him in a cage.

Maybe they took them to Tyler, Texas. He ain't tearing him. They traded him for some goats. But it was cool. That was cool. He was trying to wreck the truck. Every time I'd run close to him, he had to run around around. So a free zoo with a rhino.

But look, so we finally get to the rhino. Right. What's he do? The hippopotamus were cool too because they had them like a big, a lot of places had the water with the big glass wall. So it's like inside them. Really cool. Real look, cool.

So we get to the rhino and I'm like, it's not here. I said I've failed. What? I've driven all this way. And there's no rhino. And then there is a rhino. It is just in the furthest away possible area. So I got Carter on my shoulders.

We're trying to look through bushes. And I'm like, man, we go around the other side. And I'm just, he's excited. But I mean, you basically needed some binoculars. I'm like this. Didn't seem good enough. And so I remember, this is a true story. As goofy as it sounds.

I remember all week Carter's praying for the tire. Tyler Texas Zoo to get them a rhino because he feels bad for all the other kids looking at goats and so then I'm sitting there and I go you know what this is going to sound stupid but I'm doing it I was like dear lord I know you got a lot on your plate but if you could get that rhino just to walk over here yeah right now that would be awesome really cool for me and carter really good I know this is a little superficial but what's on my heart right now is I need that rhino to walk over here and I kid you not there he comes turns, walk straight towards this. And I was like, it has happened.

There you go. I was fired up. I was like, yeah, Rhino. And then Carter's all excited. It starts eating right over close to us. And I was like, we've done it. We have officially seen the rhino in person. So you found Rhinolicious or whatever is now.

Rhinelicious. Well, now there's Rhinelicious too. There's Rhinelicious. And there's one other one. I think it starts with Rine something. Rine Stone Cowboy. Yeah, maybe. And then we bought some penguins and popcorn.

But he ain't cool as Rhinoleau. Not no rhinoleicious But we have seen a rhino now In person and it got way closer than the furthest possible Shout out to the father for that one Did you see the hippos? The hippos were cool I got a picture I show you

I mean I like it in big tussey got Their top of their mouth comes over and closes Incloses the touch Deadless animal in Africa No no he killed more people I mean the old rhino I get right on the brain The hippo kills more people in Africa than anything there.

Mm-hmm. I did not know that. Look at that thing. Oh, that bad to the bone. Would you ride a hippo? That would be fun. That would be fun, he said. Yeah.

Once. Hey, if you ride an elephant, why not a hippo? Because that hurts. Well, hey, I'll kill the elephant. You too. If you're going to go for it, go for the goal, buddy.

Hey, put a sound on. I'll ride him. And then the next day, we went to the top of that. On land, though, only. Have you They've They're bad about going To the bottom of the river

And just Drown you You know That's where they kill people Is in the water Oh yeah You're all right on land You get in the water

With a hippo You ain't real good on land But you in water You would see you in a tight spot That big fat sucker Can run faster Oh what are you telling me It's about 50 miles an hour

I don't know That's true I'm lying It runs 30 I'm not I just put that up 20 miles an hour I'm not Googling it.

That's what I was told. Have you ever been to the top of the arch in St. Louis, though? No. Yeah, I've been there. That's a small space. Yeah, tiny. I didn't like it. Yeah, I was ready to get out of there.

Uh-oh. And my wife read stories about people flying under that thing illegally in the 80s. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The worst part. It's 30, by the way. Rino's run 30. I looked it up.

He just said it. He was right. But that ride up there and that little, like, you. Yeah, the other thing, like it tripped me out. I got up under it and then tried to look straight up at it and felt like I was going to fall backwards. Yeah, going to fall off. I was like, whoa.

It's a big arch. That's a big arch. The gateway to the west. Well, that's the only two things I did in St. Louis. I saw a rhino. Did you eat some barbecue? No, I ate some fried chicken at my boy Rick's place. Oh, big Rick.

Grace meeting three in St. Louis. Best fried chicken in St. Louis. I went. Did you go to a Cardinals game? Mm-mm. I only had two days. And the rhinolicious was. Right.

That rhino was the most important thing. Also, we have decided next summer we're renting an RV. We're going to the Memphis Zoo. We're zoo people. I've been there. Then I've always wanted to go to Cincinnati Zoo. The City of the Blues, because that one's cool. And then we're going to go to that big arc.

Noah's Ark thing because it's right beside the Cincinnati. Then we're going to RV. You need to go to a blues club when you're in Memphis. That's way. Yeah, take your kid. And we're going to do more Owen Family Zoo reviews. Hey, I went to one. Next summer on this spot.

I went to one, and the drummer was playing with one hand. He only had one hand? Did you go see, Def Leppard? No, I don't know what the name of is, but he was too. He played with one hand while he was drinking a beer with the other ones. Oh, never mind. He had both of them. He was just busy.

No, he's not like the Def Leopard. He's cool too, though. One of them do, playing a band and, hey. Yeah. Well, let's take a break. We'll be back right after. My hat talked to the man. Well, you took a trip.

Took a trip too while we've been away. We slid down to the beach for a couple of days. You know, my favorite place. Everybody's going to the beach. What beach did y'all go to? Gulf Shore. Right smack in the middle of the Redneck River. Just Alabama beaches?

Yeah, L.A., lower Alabama. But it was, it didn't take me long to remember why I got a healthy respect for the ocean. We got there, walked down there. Of course, I get out there in water. I got my glasses on. and I ain't been there five minutes and here comes about a four-foot shark just cruising.

Now. And I said, and he's swimming right at some kids and I'm like, so do I say something and make them panic and start flouncing order? I just watch him and make sure that everything's going to be all right.

So I just watched him. He went on about his business, but I thought, no. See, you ain't at the top of the food chain when you get out there. That's when you become down. You become part of the food chain. Yeah, you just part of it.

Yeah. But it was a good time. It's a good, get away and play with the nieces and throw them in the water and all that kind of good stuff. It was fun. Old pregnant mom out there on the beach. You or her. I saw a picture. Oh, yeah.

Absolutely. Yeah, I did it too. That was funny. I was trying to make her feel better. You know, she's getting a little self-conscious by the belly. She ain't ever dealt with one of them. How long? How far long is she?

21. 21. Mm-hmm. Yep. We're officially on a downhill side of it. Halfway home? Halfway. And with twins, you're probably over halfway.

Yeah, really. Well, that's what they tell us, but I don't know. We'll let the good Lord and then whatever figure that part of it out. No, yeah, it was, so I was just walking with my belly stuck out, make it feel good, you know. Was that the only shark that y'all saw? No, I saw a couple more. I ain't going to be. But that was the biggest one.

Of course, it was right there before dark. Oh, no, no, no, because they're bad about the news or bad about doing that. Mm-hmm. You know, showed all these people out in ocean swimming and having a good time, and then the little helicopter going on to it. Hey, look down that. Bump bum bum. Do you do.

I will say this, so if you go to the beach, I'm borderline ashamed to be a human. What happened? I picked up so much trash. Really? People leaving, and I find out there in the water and everything else. I was just picking it up as I found it.

I was like, man, what y'all think is stuff going to do? Like, just magically disappear? There was trash on the beach? and in the water yeah beer cans and plastic have you ever noticed you don't even find like water bottles in the woods it's always a beer can or on the beach like the people that drink water pick it up a lot of time why is it always like Milwaukee's best is what you find out mountain dew too mountain do's out there that green bottle you find him washed up in all the trash manned coke cans yeah it's always never water ball he's like Milwaukee's best but now the beach and I remember going as a kid used to be hard you had to take like a bag of to take you trash and like I get it.

Some get away from you. They got trash cans every 30 feet now trying to keep that place clean. And you still can't walk up there and do it. And they won't put it in the trash can. Yeah. It's equivalent to the Walmart parking lot with the buggies. They just can't walk over and do it. They refuse to.

I don't get it. I don't understand what's happened to the human race. I did dominate in some Putt Putt up though. Did you? Yeah. You are good at Putt Putt up. I'll tell you what happened to it. It's fun.

I'll tell you what happened to human race. Well, uh-oh. I may open a can here. What is the comedian, Ron White? Mm-hmm. Ron White hit it on the head in his little comedy routine. Ron White. You can't fix stupid.

Oh, well, yeah, that is true. Not even with duct tape. That's right. Hey. Or WD-40. And those two things fix just about everything. WD. 40. But yeah, it was a good time down there.

I did not go to Buckees. Uh-oh. We are getting so many emails for people. They keep going by Buckees, boy. Well, buddy, no, I didn't go because I just looked and I said. Well, no, that's what I said. You didn't. It's too good.

I mean, it's good. It ain't that good. Yeah, it's too many people. That one in Alabama. I've been to that one once, or is it in Florida or is it? No, that's not Alabama. And it's like, whoa, this is everybody doing this. Yeah.

And for good reason. We were going to get something neat. It's the same thing. It's packed. We pulled in and put it off the road. road and tumut. Yeah. I just kept on cruising.

Then we turned around and went on back, got on the highway. That's what Guywin said too. Yeah, it was. We're going to Florida a few weeks. I'll report back. You need to go in the middle of the night. Where was that? I forgot.

We went to Houston, I guess. I guess I was what was that. Oh, yeah, there's one down there. We needed gas and food. Yeah. We was going to pull in and, hey, you couldn't get to the gas pump and you couldn't get to the food. Yeah.

So we just, hey, we had to go on down the road a little bit. I find a little burger joiling on the side of the road. Oh, he's in Texas. In Texas, you were... In Texas, you were never far away from a waterburger or a dairy queen. So, you was always within earshot of one of them, too. Oh, man. But that was...

Bucking is great if you can get in. Yeah. Oh, that's fantastic. Depending on when you go, yeah. Yeah. Middle of the night works best. You got to catch it right, just right, boys. I'm a night time traveler.

and like driving down to that beach reminding me of why I'm a nighttime traveler you can't trust people well it's cool it's cooler at night and you can't trust the people on the road man a bunch of idiots sigh I know I mean give a report

everywhere we go you can't fly huh it's hard to fly now no flying's less than a 50-50 chance to get to because you get trapped and I had to spend the whole night in the airport so you got to drive and they're giving gas away

Yeah, they're giving it away, all right. That's what I asked for for Father's Day, just a gas card. Or bicycle. Oh, go back to be a 16 again. Mamma, you get me a gas card for my birthday? That'd be some rollerblades, just anything to make it cheaper to get places. There's been a run on bicycle. Has there?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was on the news. Really? Everybody's buying bicycles. I thought about driving my bike to work. I got an electric bike. is up, boys? I got an electric bicycle.

It gets you to work. Yeah. It'd go unhealthy fast, too. Well, you rode it. You rode it when we got them. They just go too fast, man. I can get a little bad. I'm no Lance Armstrong, sir.

Yeah, no. I got up to 28. I said, you better shut this thing down. Uh-uh, no. Yeah, no. I almost rode my bike to work last week, and then I walked outside and was immediately sweating. I said, well, there's no shower at work, so I can't do that.

Too hot. Yeah. Yeah, this heat is unbelievable. 100 degrees, boys. In the shade. And that's in the shade. Yeah. And then you go with the index and, no, you talk about 150.

Yeah, I push mode my yard Saturday. I said, I had to stop halfway through. I said, well, I see in them little dots. I said, oh, boy. Oh, boy. It was hot. Yeah, no, no. I got off work Saturday and my kids want to go to the pool, my parents' pool,

and I was like, I'll grill hot dogs, and I stood by that grill. No, microwave hot dogs right now. No, we, I got done. I went and ate seven hot dogs because, I mean, I done sweat it out a thousand pounds. And then I said, well, y'all have fun. I went inside and just laid down on the floor for a minute. I said, this is it. This is how I go out cooking hot dogs.

Right here. It was 152 degrees beside that pitfall scriddle. I said, this is how I go out. Somehow he managed to put seven down. Oh. It might not have been seven. I watched him eat about a dozen that day up here. I won that.

Well, no good hot dog. is, you know, hard to be. We got a little cheese and a little mustard and a little, you know, onion, onion. Relish. And, uh, I mean, I'm no Kobayashi, but chili. I win a local. Oh, sigh on a chili dog, not just a hot dog.

Oh, no. He's good. Yeah, he got to run through the garden, boys. Yeah. Running through the garden. Running through the garden. Pile everything you can pile on it. You know, and then he said, hey, live in a little bit, you get your fart and he,

when we, well, we work. You got some of stuff on it, you can't pick a garden. Good name for a piece. When we worked down at Phil and Kay's before we got here, that was one of Phil's meals about once a month was gourmet dogs is what he called it. Oh, yeah. He fried bacon, sauteed onions. Everything.

You name it like whatever he had laying around. Oh, really? Oh, that hot dog, one chili dog be that high, but it had to be them red weanies. That's what you saw, Wilson's weenies. He said they pop with. when you break them. Hey, if they don't pop when you cook them, they ain't no good.

Yeah. That used to be, that used to be one of them. That sounds amazing. That used to be one of our meals. Gourmet dog. Gourmet dog day when we was building duck calls, doesn't. I bet he didn't cook them in the microwave.

No, he boiled them because that water would be red, red, son. It was weird. And it'd be busted open. I had never had no red wings until I stumbled up that way. They're good. I think that's in the brass thing. It's actually fun. It's actually fun to watch somebody that hasn't been there when he cooked them.

Yeah, it's crazy. And then they're watching him fix him a couple. And they're going, hey, look, and say, what in the world? You test the tensile strength of a hot dog bun. He just kept, you know, and like Bart said, it starts out a little old bun and a little old weeny. And by the time you, it's just a goulash with a hot dog underneath.

You pick it up and it's falling everywhere. And when you bite into it, you know, you got chili all over you or whatever's in there. All over here, okay? You gotta go to take a shower after you eat. Anytime we'd walk in and gobbling would smell that. It was like his favorite day. I mean, it's like when you used to get pizza at the school cafeteria. You know, he just starts to smile.

Oh, boy, we got the chili dog. Formade dog day. We need to do that. All right, well, let's take another break. We'll be back. You're going to see Jurassic World sometime soon? Way of that or just rented at the house. Well, just please.

Rented at home? No, I mean, just once you, see it, please text me. So I love... So I can tell you all the things that just infuriated me. I love dinosaurs. Well, then... We played...

I don't want to spoil it for you, but... That's fine. This movie, it's not really... Well, that's fine. He says it's bad, boy. But I'll say this, when we were in Gulf Shore, we played Pupput at Jurassic Golf. That's a fun time. They got an indoor pup-put deal.

Oh. I might have to make that drive. It was air-conditioned, and there's dinosaurs everywhere, and you wear 3D glasses. What? Oh. Yeah. That's wow. I didn't win at that one.

My sister-in-law beat me on that one. Too many distractions. Too many distractions. Too many distractions. They had dinosaurs at the St. Louis Zoo. Three days too much. They weren't real. Yeah.

Three days too much, boys. Two days, you're a limit. I would have liked to have lived in the time of dinosaurs. No. Yes. Uh-uh. They're cool, man. Until they eat you.

Well, I mean, I don't want one of the carnivores, but like the herbivores, them big tall-neck bronosaurus. and stuff. You might like Jurassic World then. You'll be like, ooh, neat. Hey, live together. Yeah, one of them that you're talking about, one of the big long ones.

Yeah. Hey, 75 tons. See? What if it stepped on you? Well, I think you'd see it coming. Is there quick? Hi, hippos run 30. Oh, no, no, no.

I found that. What, that thing got to run 60? Oh, that was on PBS the other day. Polar extremes. Okay. That's why the dinosaurs come out. Oh, that's about to say. They're in the exact opposite of a polar.

Oh, no, no. Look, the coolest thing was, is they're showing in the Klondike, Alaska. What would you do? Oh, okay. They're doing mining with the big hydraulic hoses, shooting water, and doing gold mining. Well, hey, in a four-hour period, the scientists went where they just watched this away, okay, and found, like, 128 mammoth ball,

mammoth tusks, the reindeer, that willie shot. Caribou. Caribou. That willy shot. Caribou, wolf, bones, okay, like a hundred twenty-eight and like a four-hour period that they were just walking, picking them off the ground. One guy's walked around with a mammoth tusk.

He said, hey, how cool was this? I'm just walking around with a big mammoth tusk on my shoulder. If there was a dinosaur in my yard, I would just shoot it. That's all I'm saying. But hey. I'm not living in harmony with dinosaurs. I don't care what Chris Krat tells me.

Okay. You either was real fast or you was dead. Yeah, exactly. Uh-oh. Or, but I had, I got guns. Why ain't they shooting them? All right.

So do you think they'll revamp Jurassic like they do with Batman and start over sometime? No, they just need, leave it. Is it? We just need, well, what the shoot-of-down was done with Top Gun did. Hey, here's my question. Make the first one.

Did the caveman domesticate some of the? of dinosaurs and ride them? You just want to ride everything, don't you? Well, hey, if he's got four legs. Hey, we can ride it. We're going to ride. Put a saddle on it. Put a saddle on a bridle on it.

Hey, if you have to, go bareback. That's what do you say about equipment? Hey, that's it. Boy, there's got a key. I can drive. Hey, how's that? He's wanting to ride it. If you can crank it, I can fly.

I think we're on, like, episode 140-something. And in, was that? This is 148. And I think in 48 of them, you have said you wanted to ride a zebra. Ostrich A gator A triceratops Rhino

Hey, the biggest one I want to ride Is a giraffe See, I knew that See, that's like a baby bronosaurs Well, because here's the thing Nobody's gonna sneak up on me No If I'm up around the horns of a giraffe

Giraff ain't got no horns Yeah, he does Martin He got some little nubs He got some nubs He's a spike He like a button head Those ain't horns

He's got horns A giraffe's got a horn. Hey, he's American's favorite uncle. He can call him. Or, what was the one you were talking about, the big geronosaurus? Phranosaurs. That's 175 tons. Oh, he doesn't gain to 100 tons.

Oh, 75 tons. That's what it was, 75 tons. See, he's the same way. You're on his back, up there on his head? I see, but... Ain't nobody can't speak about it. I try Saratops be like riding a really old rhino. That'd be cool, man.

No. That's it. You ain't going fast, J.D. Yeah. You ain't got it. Yeah, got to spur him. Yeah, this is just a slow, steady pace we're talking about here. But you don't want to ride no stagosaurus.

That'd be rough on you. That'd be rough as a cob going on. That's them a little bitty ones. Some people call giraffes things horns, but they're not horns. Yeah, they're not. Draft horns are not, that's, for those listening, I'm doing air quotes, horns. Well, what are they? Horn like.

I can't even pronounce it. So it's how they're horn lights. All right, giraffes have horns, whatever. So you could ride I just know I could be my leg wrapped around his neck and hold on to them two knobs sticking up

You ain't riding up there I could got Oh I would too Yeah you're gonna have to ride Where that neck joins that body I want to ride on top of his head Well I understand where you want to ride But I'm just saying

Realistic He's gonna have to shoot me up there My legs are gonna be Right under his chin You can ride an elephant You can go to circus Yeah I'm sure there's a fan in Texas

That owns a giraffe that might let us try. And tell me, hey, go to ride to Washington. Cokes him in for something to eat. If you're going to ride. At the Tyler, Texas Zoo, you can hand him lettuce. We need to go to the zoo.

We need a zoo that has a Black Panther and a giraffe and a rhode. And a rhino. And we're going to do duck call room from the zoo. There's got to be one. No, I want to go to Florida. Uh-oh. And then go out in the Everglash. with the Seminole Indians out there where they got a lodge built out in the middle of Everglades.

Is there giraffes? Oh, no, no, it's just for gators and big bass and all that. Okay, you're just wanting to go somewhere. And then whatever I want to shoot, because the chiefs said, hey, we can kill anything, okay. There ain't no season there. I was with him on that one. I asked him, I said, what's the season? He said, you're on Indian.

You're on native land. Yeah, if you're on me, whatever you want to shoot, we can shoot, buddy. I said, well, hey, we got to work this. a lot. Oh, amen to that. Hey. But that's why they ain't poachers, because they can shoot them

whenever they want to do. Well, hey, plus you, you know, you get lost. You get lost out there and disappear. Do you all remember those? Trains station. They were like trucks, Martin. They had huge tires and, and you guys.

Them swamp buggy? Yes. Yeah. Trackers. Had a big, huge deck on top of it. Oh, I've seen those. So that's the only time I ever been on those. You remember we wrote those down in Florida?

Yeah, that was fun. That was a good time. Yep. All right, well, let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this. That magnet got a hold of him. Yeah. All right, we're back.

We're in our favorite section. But before we get in there, before. Our friends at the Faith Bible College out of Iowa sent us a wooden crate of goodies. Wasn't there a black panther in it? It is sitting by the front door. Please go shop, do whatever you want. The large red bag of Dr. Pretzel is in my office if you need some of them.

But that's all I took out of it. See me in Tye Park and come through the back door. Well, that's y'all's fault. I saw it. That big crate is too heavy for me to tote to the back. See, y'all go up there. They gave you a hat. A hat.

From a competitor. Ah, yeah, I heard about that hat. That's a competitor, boys. Johnny Morris. But Hunter got some shampoo. Oh, yeah, they've seen you. They hooked up Slim Shady over there. Oh, oh.

I don't get it either, but you got shampoo, buddy. And they sent Becky a candle. So they really pay attention to the people we talk about. Very nice people. Thank you for the hat. I'm sure somebody else will. Yeah, I've got some stuff. Oh, I already gave Stone all his.

But it was pretty cool. So thank you to the fine folks at the Faith Bible College. I wanted to make sure we said thank you for that. Johnny D. What's in that inbox? So remember our friends that got engaged and I was like, man, it's cool getting an update. People actually take our advice. I got two updates from emails we answered.

I'm pretty sure Phil was here when we answered. So do you guys remember Taylor from North Carolina? Yep. She'd had a friend forever from elementary. They've known each other 15 years, but she wanted to go somewhere else. And we told her, you just got to go for it. Out of the friends on. Yeah, we said guys were stupid, right?

Yeah. We're dumb. You got to spell it out for us. So update. It's not that great of an update. Uh-oh. But there's good news eventually. So she spoke with her friend, laid it all out there,

he doesn't feel the same way. Oh, okay. But they're still friends. Now she knows. Now he can move on, right? That's kind of just why. Like, it might have stung for a minute, but at least you're not in this. It's an answer.

Answers are a good. It's an answer. And you have to remember, whatever is known is manageable. Well, it's good for, hey, don't waste your time. I don't know if y'all heard Philip on that one. That's good. Whatever is known is manageable. Ooh.

That's good. Put that on a T-shirt and a billboard. Whatever is manageable. You can deal with it if you know it. If you don't know it, you don't know it. If you don't know it, you don't know what to do. There you go. Whatever is known.

That's good. That's good. Is that in like a book? I don't know, that's real tall. That was in some of my trainings in the past year. That's amazing. That's amazing. I can appreciate that.

I like that. I'm amazed. Philip McMillan Chapter 2 verse 3. Right. His eyes amazed. That comes from over there. I told you, we give some good advice. I'm shocked sometimes.

And we got more. So remember, oh boy, what's his name again? Reagan, he had his sister-in-law living with him, right? Oh, yeah. We said, I asked a wife. I can't wait to hear the wife. I can't wait to hear this. Are you excited?

So, add suggestion, I had a pretty hard conversation with my wife about her sister. But remember, what is known as manager. Shockingly, my wife. Wife agreed. All right. So he brought it up. It wasn't the easiest thing to bring up, but his wife agreed. And so then they had a talk with the sister-in-law.

They're not kicking her out. She needs a place to stay. But she's going to start doing some things around the house to help out. Good. Loving family. Loving family. But hey, it's good. It's time to start doing some chores, basically.

It's what the end game was. Perfect. And everybody's happy. Because you know why? What is known? It's manageable. He can't get out of it. That may be my new three.

That's one of them simple but very complex statements. Yeah. No, that's a good one. It is known. What is known. So that's our updates. What's new? Is manageable.

Yeah, so just, I thought they were good updates. It's not, they necessarily ended great, but. But they did. But they ended. We got answers. They ended. We got, because, you know, what is known, this manager is.

You're all like killing me. I'm putting it on a t-shirt. That's right, boy, we're going to put that on a t-shirt. All right, so. And wear it proudly. There you go. I like it. You want to end it?

I'll end it. Sire already hit this verse on, on, yeah, I don't even know what I was trying to say. Earlier on this podcast. And it's just a great one because I always say, the Bible is not a rule book. It's a playbook. And if you follow it, it is true what size says. it will bless your life more than anything else on this earth.

So John 10, 9 through 11, Jesus is talking. I am the gate. Whoever enters through me will be saved. They will come in and go out and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy. I have come that they may have life and have it to the full or abundantly. I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the show.

sheep. That's just a good one to always remember. Amen. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here. We're out. Hey, look, before y'all go, here's a bonus segment so all of y'all can see that, hey, I'm really the brains of this treasure hunting operation. You know, look, y'all need to check out how I'll plan the hunts for our new show. Duck Family Treasure, streaming now on Fox Nation, military veterans and first responders can watch free for a whole year. Okay, as you already probably noticed I have three special guests today. Everybody knows Jason and Jim, okay, and I'll let Mr. Jason introduce our special guest, okay,

the real treasure hunter on our new project. The Wiley veteran, Mr. Murray Crow, he taught me pretty much everything I know about digging into dirt. Jayce, hey, you're known as duck hunters. How did you get into all this stuff here? My wife and I bought an old place. Murray, he was in the duck hunting world with the flipping wing decoy. We were making duck calls.

But he asked me, once I acquired that place, he was like, well, you mind if I come metal detect? And I was like, do what? I wasn't even familiar with the term. I said, metal detect. He's like, yeah, find all the treasures. And I'm like, in my yard. And so I finally said, yeah, and you just showed up, but you brought me a metal detector.

And I was like, oh, I don't want to do this. And he's like, no, you'll like it. You like to hunt, which he was right, because I do like to hunt. So after I basically dug up the yard the first day, and Murray kept bringing me treasures from my own yard. I think the first thing you brought me was like an 1875-seated dime. And I was like, that's in my yard. So eventually after I dug up a bunch of trash, I finally found an Indian head penny.

that was the first thing I found. And, boy, I was hooked then. Well, you know, I've always dig in the dirt, okay, all my whole life. But I bury things. And I am a true treasure hunter. You're doing the burying, and we're doing the dig. Well, no, no. I'm actually a treasure hunter, too, but I had to do it old school.

Okay, I didn't have all this technology where you got things, like a magic wand, you wave it over it, and it beeps. And look, I'm looking to get rich off of that stuff. Okay, I've already told the fan. Shocker. Oh, no, I'm telling you. Hey. I think everybody kind of has their own thing that drives them to do it.

I like being outdoors hunting something of value. Murray, you just like the relics more than the actual money and coin and gold. I do. I'm calling myself just a relic hunter because... You're a history buff. That's right. You're like daddy. Exactly.

I'm looking for the little bells or the buckles, you know, the things that ties daily life that were in the day were brass and they'll give us a good signal. But I'm after the historical stuff that I can tie to people. As a story. Yes. Yeah. I'm more interested in the history part of it because it ties you better to people that a coin or gold bar does. I mean, the history is cool and the journey. I get it.

But I got to get paid, though. You know what I'm saying? I got five kids that are going to college. I got one going to college, tons of schools to pay for. My oldest three of girls has weddings I got to pay for. So I got to find the gold. Hey, in other words, you're saying, hey, show me the money. The gold nuggets.

That's it. Show me the money. I'm with you. Let's find something that beeps, okay, and either says gold, and it flashes. I'm looking for an unobtainium. Send work. Well, where are you going to send us, you got something for us?

You got a place to send it? Well, hey, here's the deal. People have got wind of what y'all are doing, okay, and they're sending tons of letters. I get them every day in the mail. People are sending letters. I get them, too. And they're saying, look, come find our treasure.

What we need is to try to figure out the ones that are legit. Here's one. Dear Sy, big fan of the podcast. and I got a hot tip on some buried treasure. Have you ever heard of Jim Bowie Relay Station? Yes, I have. It's out by the duty ferry in Enterprise, Louisiana. I know where that's there.

Okay. I do too. There was a restaurant there. They had the finest steak in the world. Really? Oh, yeah. We'd eat luncheon every day. But anyway, let me finish reading this.

Okay. This is where people like Jim Bowie lived in the area. Legend has it that the Natchezis Indians, gold into the barrels of two cannons and rolled them into the creeks or lakes around the area. Just a tip, good luck. I like that, okay, because, hey, I've been there, okay? That thing was built in 1800. Hey, we need to go look for it.

It's a weird story. Is there anything to what he just said? Yeah, he's correct. Those stories, they're in my research books. That's historically correct. I'm just shocked that you know all this. based off of a letter and you're basically saying this is true. Oh, it's true.

We didn't go check this out. Mr. Murray, how much you think that could be worth? Man, just a guess, I mean, $10 to $20 million? I like your figuring, son. We'll all go. But, hey, I ain't going. Hey, look, I'm the brains of this outfit. Y'all's the muscle.

Hey. All I'm doing, okay, I will outfit the whole thing. Okay, I'll pay free gas and all that. All right, well, you line it up, and we'll go find it. I'll call them, and then y'all go down there, find the gold, and like the pack mills, bringing it back home, boys. And then we'll go do the work. All right, there you go.

We fix to get filthy, rich on this baby. Once it says, ding, ding, ding, ding. I hit the lottery, boys. Hey, ding, ding down. Going equal a ching, ching, ching. That's right. That's right. That's a ching-teen.