Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Hits His Limit with Jase Robertson’s Opinions

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

Uncle Si is certain Phil Robertson’s notorious duck dog singled him out for urinary mischief, and Martin can’t believe his ears when Si describes grabbing a supposedly dead deer by the antlers only to be dragged like a rag doll. Jay Stone brings along his adrenaline-junkie former SWAT buddy, Blake Cook, for blood-pumping hunts and his first tumble on the jiu-jitsu mat. John-David loves every minute of Si flipping out over Jase’s nonstop opinions, and a disturbing firsthand encounter has Si laying down his bathroom phone-call boundaries. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the duck hall room, ladies and gentlemen. We are back. I've been on hiatus for a while. A wild ride. It's got a weird being back, honestly. But no, I had fun. Saw the great state of Missouri. Saw a size place where he got his teeth fixed

that they said was out in the middle of nowhere, which was legitimately on the side of the highway. By the way. I was in the middle of a field. It is right there. I look. I saw it coming from my mouth. I was like, why do I know that logo?

So Doc, you need a good job because I remembered the logo. Then I got there even with it. I was like, oh, that's size place. That's where Sae got his teeth fixed. In the middle of the nowhere. In the middle of nowhere in downtown Springfield, Missouri. Middle of nowhere. Can't miss it.

Can't miss it. It's right on the side of 65, man. Well, how are those chomper's working for you? Hey, good. I did lose a bunch of weight, though. Did you? Oh, I was down to 136. Where are you at now?

about 145. 145. I've been hitting all that dressing. Oh, yeah, I ain't got to talk to you since Thanksgiving. How was your dressing? It was good.

Was it? Yep. Everybody said it was good. I said, one I always said, not enough sage. Not enough sages. Next time I eat a little heavier.

Okay. Stone was actually there. Oh, I tasted the dressing and I thought it was pretty good. But one man disagreed. Jason. Chase Robertson said, He took a bite out of him.

He said, I ain't much on wet bread. Oh, wow. So James is Jason. Jayce got you, huh? One sucker himself. Okay. That boy can't do nothing right. No, he can.

Nobody else can. Well, that's it. He can do everything. Right. Nobody else can. Hey, look, that's the only reason. Hey, he only goes with one person when he goes on. Himself?

Himself. It's the only one he can get along with. wet bread oh man he said all the side deal was make a big pot of soggy bread no it wasn't old soggy bread oh man

compared to what they ate for 20 years that's about a day all they was eating because I always told Phil okay hit it again with the sage boys y'all ain't got no flavor

get it and get it on up do you tell him he can make it next year if he don't like it no I don't care you're gonna make it anyway I'm gonna make it anyway They just, hey, I'll eat what I want. There you go.

And then, hey, till the rest of them, you know what I say? What? You know where they can go? Oh, I don't. Where? But it was pretty cool with Johnny Deak's. He used Phil's old, old. Magnolite.

Oh, no, no, that used to be mine. Oh, it was here? Yeah. I brought that, I brought that container from Germany. Urban. And we was down there at Fields and, you know, and he said, oh, I, oh, I, I can use that. I said,

well, hey, you gave it. Look at that. Yeah, a man of the people. It had quite the presentation. It had the look.

Oh, it had a good look because I had six wood ducks that me and Chad picked, okay, he helped me pick them. And then,

you know, I didn't have no time to cook it properly. Because we had two podcasts to do that day. Okay, and I didn't get home till three. Yeah. So it wasn't quite firm enough, you know, it was still kind of shaky.

Well, that's fine. And I put it, well, as soon as I got there, I told Willie, I said, hey, put that in the oven. It needs to be cooked some more. Yeah. So he said, well, I did stiffening it up a little bit. And I said, you did. Yeah. Yeah.

But I ate, my whole plate, I had three things. I had 90% dressing, wood duck, and then a couple of pieces of turkey. That was it. That was all. I mean. Okay. I mean, I told, I had told Marsha, hey, put me about 10 spoons. Was it dressing on it?

Oh, hey, she fills a whole plate up with dressing and then put the duck on top. Well, don't you want it a little soggy if you're going to plan on reheating anyway? Well, no, no. You don't. The most people cook dressing to where you can cut it with a case knife and then take it out with, you know, a spatula. Spatula. Spatula.

Yeah. It's that hard. Yeah. It's got to be moist. There you go, moist. No case knife. And it was because I ate the whole plate. Yeah.

I mean, how much did you have at the house? Are you still making it? Oh, I don't. Look, I had that whole pot before I didn't have no room to put the ducks. I mean, it was level full with dressing. You've thrown it away now, had it. And then I said, well, I went to sleep that night, and I said, you know what? I said, you know what?

I said, this is stupid because they're. They may not like it, and then they'll just waste it. I said, so I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to go in there this morning, and I'm going to get me two of them 18-inch casserole things I got and make me two of them for me. Are you still eating it? Huh? Nope.

I knocked that out of two days, Judy. That's good. Oh, wow. And then. That was worried he was still. No, because I made that. And then Christine found some that she had packaged. Well, it was last year.

Well, I hit them two. Okay, and I said, well, I said, mine last year was better than this year. Last year, it had enough sage if you could taste it. You froze it for a year? Yeah. You shouldn't eat Thanksgiving left. Oh, no, no, no, and it was delicious. My best ain't like wedding cake.

Yeah, because on Friday I. Oh, it was delicious. AKA eight days after Thanksgiving, I was in a bind. Real bind, because I had a whole turkey breast left. And it looked real good Wednesday night. Yeah. So I made me a sandwich, ate it, thought I'd be, I was like, ah, that's, you know, Oh, my Sunday.

Six or seven days. It doesn't work like that. Well, Thanksgiving Day, my son-in-law did the turkey. Okay. How? Yeah. And what did he do? He's used something.

He's used some kind of oranges or something. Orange? Yeah. And, hey. And it, well, this thing was delicious. Boy, that's high praise. No, no, I'm serious. He was shocked when I told him.

I said, by the way, I said, that turkey was excellent, son. What should you do? The only person more surprised is me. I ain't ever heard y'all compliment somebody else. No, no. But it was moist and had a real good flavor. How about that? So was mine six days after.

Well, I think, say, most people cook a turkey too dry. It was bad. And that was cooked perfect. But he put some kind of either juice or onions, just fresh, fresh fruit yeah and soaked it marinated in it overnight oh and hey it made a because it was good i'm sorry about it got brined them birds there you go it was it was good interesting well that's good real good matter of fact when he's here next time i'll say hey what are you what are you putting in that yeah run that back why don't you let me why i put that in my repertoire oh repitual oh thanksgiving

special man we moved from word of the day being moisture repertoire like it. I'll tell you this, I had the best Thanksgiving I've ever had because baby Sage finally got old big red. And she made a perfect shot on that side. He finally bit the dust. That 3030 is bad news, boys.

Yeah, we hunted that joker about three years. What is that? And hey, B.K laid him on the ground at one hunt. Yeah. Shot him, the deer fell, kicked about twice, and laid there for five minutes. Then the end of next thing is happening is, hey, I'm seeing him get up and I can't even talk. He's dragging by the blind and dragging your back legs. He's only running on his front two.

Yeah, that was three years ago. Yeah. And then he showed back up on camera last year. A sucker. Oh, no. Oh, he's, I had to shoot him three times. Well, she shot him. And what's you shooting was, six point five?

No, that 30-30. 30-30? No, I'm talking about a BK. Yeah, that's six-five. Yeah, six-point-five. But now we were, we put him down, and he jumped back up and run off, and we didn't see him for, what, three years? Something like, if you shoot me, I ain't showing back up for a few years.

Well, hey, no, he's, but hey, didn't he messed up? Oh, hey, he, shoot me. I ain't getting up running off. Oh, hey, he, he, he messed up. You know, he messed up. You know, he messed up. Hey, here's the best part of this hunt. Say, he's pops big red.

Don't even know this big red. He didn't tell her because he didn't want to get excited. And then, actually, he's down. She said, well, what about the other deer that's still out there? And Ston said, not we're going to leave them along, darling. Yeah, I got a one deer a day row. She's ready to choose a couple more. Yeah.

You're talking about a bloodlust. Oh, that was the best hunt. Oh, no, I'm telling you, both of your girls, Carly didn't never get in the hunt, but B.K. and that other one? No, you're talking about bloodlust, hey. Well, that's that Robertson blood in them. Well, hey. Yeah, well, she made, I mean, how?

Hey, he's standing down there, what, about 125? 180. 180? 180 was a 30-30. And hey, as soon as it did, it just, he dropped. There you go. And didn't move. There you go.

Perfect. Perfect. Perfect shock. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here.

And that's what because of our friends over at Trial's beef makes such a good. product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson, would say, bye on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things,

grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes to them, but with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while.

Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch, and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic.

So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat me. She ain't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. When they took everything under, son, they're cold to like a big spring.

And when you touch him, he's fixing the uncoy. Hey, I run around there for five minutes with that spike and he's dead. He's taking me in a circle. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm serious. You held the, you. on to a live beer pick his head up and when i did that sucker run me around for five minutes for and you held on i thought he was fixing to kill me because i was about ready to turn him loose

you held on yeah i held on and he was scared not to turn loose he was dead yeah he was dead yeah he was dead at the hammer he ran around there for about five minutes and just fell over you know i said hey you're talking about a tough deer son of a gun hey i'm gonna press with you no no i even had a better that my buddy might shot one a four point. Well he was going to play Jim Bowie. He was going to play Jim Boy and pick his head up and straddling his throat. Well he's

straddling him to look. He's got one of these old canvas jackets and that's tough. Canvas is tough. Yeah. Well, hey, when he stuck that deer to cut his throat that deer cut that jacket he had on, I mean, it looked like somebody, looked like

somebody was a sword. Zorro, he's got a hold of him. Zorro. Y'all. We just got a deer story featuring Jim Bowie and Zorro. That was funny. I told you, ain't none of you going to tell it like any. On opposing side.

That was the funniest thing to watch in this world. I'm just trying to figure out how you held on to a deer by the antlers. Hey, I was afraid to turn him loose. A dead deer that was running around his circle. Hey, I was just saying, hey, you better hold on to him because if he's think it's loose he's liable stick you with what you've been holding on that that takes some grip strength right i'm scared the adrenaline was fired up son let me tell you oh lane five you grab a holder there and he get up and take off running after he's been shot twice that's especially a spike deer

he ain't got much to hold on oh i'm telling you little old bitty thing yeah sigh roberts you weren't ever cut out for buck commander were you dear wrestler you're always gonna be a duck commander Oh, man. Shooting spikes and holding on to deer life. Duck hunting's more fun than deer hunt. Oh, man. And back in the day. Back in the gap, he says.

Well, your buddy, Burley, he's back in town. He brought a dog with him. Turns out is the spawn of old blue. Old blue, has you got some banners that blue's got? It's a little female. There you go. Well, she's probably got better manners. He's got way better manners.

And she's got the same fire that Blue has. Uh-oh, well, that's a good one. I like her. Look, see you. The only problem with her, she's yellow. Yeah, no, I like it. I look, he put capilipulets on her. They put face paint on a dog.

Barely put face paint on her. War paint. Because heaven forbid they see that giant white. Yeah, no, that's war paint. Yeah. Can I tell you all something, though? Let's look at what we're seeing. I ain't messing with that guy.

No. No. Hey, Ston could tell you about that. I just wondered why there nobody else done it about picking somebody up. And y'all just blotty picking somebody up and then slamming him against the wall. Well, that's a stone. Yeah, he did do that to me. So, Burley.

I'm terrified. Burl, I got a question. Yellow, very yellow, almost the color of grass dog needs face paint. Yeah. But Santa Claus is in. I love it. But Santa Claus is in, but yellow grass is out. Jay stops every morning.

then picks up broom sedge to put on top of that blind. It's the same color as that dog. Yeah. Oh, well, old Jason's always thinking about brush down. Oh, I know. Bill had a lab like that. She was golden.

This one's kind of yellow. And look, that was the best, that was the best duck dog and she had a bonus. If you seen her go over to her oak tree and rare up on it, put a paw on it, hey, circle that sucker and kill a cat.

squirrels in the tree. There you go. Hey, dual purpose, right? He'd go, he'd go, Phil would walk the creek, on the creek up there in Arkansasal. Mm-hmm. He'd walk that creek shooting woodies and come back with eight, eight cat squirrels.

He'd come back with a tow sack full of woodies and eight cats squirrels. That's a good day. Because, hey, that dog he had, hey, she went over and laid up on a tree, shoots the cat squirrel out of it, just one was up her. She could just tell there was a squirrel. It wouldn't bark. Wouldn't bark. You just go up and put a ball and be looking up.

Just ready to go. Hey, crack him. You'd like that dog. Cracking. That dog has got it. Did you say that dog was more cold? If he's got the fire of Bulls, you know, black dog field hat, oh, yeah. Blue?

Blue. If he hasn't fired blue head, oh, yeah. We shot a milder Drake. He'd come out there and circles. They couldn't call him in. He lit out there about 90. Well, about five of us raised up and field counted it down. One, two, three.

Boom, woo, all five others. Well, we crippled him. Okay. So blue takes off after him. Now, we're on the east side of dog bow. Right up against the brush. Okay. This duck is over there on the other side.

Okay, past the scaffold blind, behind the scaffold blind. I look over there and, hey, mallow ducks about two foot above the water flying. Like a minute behind that, here comes blue. I said, that sucker's going to run him down, boys. Hey, 35 minutes later, I hear. Here comes blue swimming. He's got that live Mallard Drake, his mouth.

I said, the boys, there's a duck dog for you. Man. He chased that at Mallard Drake a mile and caught him. If any of y'all ever... And the duck could fly. Any of y'all ever need to know how to tell a story. You're getting an A plus class on it right here. Hey, that's 100%.

Well, Cy, the good thing about that dog is, she won't pee on you when you're taking a nap. When you try to take a nap, but you hear all I thought it was raining. Just a dog peeing on you? Hey, the blues over there and got just harked up just... And I mean, now he has, he had pressure, son. Because I thought it was rain. He ain't like you. I got to say I've spent a little trickle or drop over down there.

I got to say I've spent a week of Missouri with the temperature to ever get in above freezing. He ain't like me either. So I struggled. I struggled getting out of them waiters. I was like a bill's pup when he goes. Yeah, he needs a little compression. What in the world? Hey, when your lungs go bad, boys, a lot of things go south.

What's your lungs got to do with you? Never mind. Oh, yeah, it does. It's connected. It's all connected. It's all connected, boys. Oh. Did you get that dog a hit of your oxygen after it got back?

No. No, he wasn't on it then. Oh, that's true. He's done that about three times, though. Chased a live duck. No, no. We shot another one up there on the North Lane. And look, we see the duck fly around the corner to the pipeline.

We see Blue slide around the corner chasing him. Hey, about 45 minutes later, he comes from the other direction. He went all the way down the pipeline to catch this one and swam back the other way. Come through the lake and then up the North Lake. I said, boys, there's another one. I said, he chased that maybe two miles and caught her.

There you go. He had the fire now, blue did, but he had the worst manners if anyone I'm not ever seen. He talked a lot. He peed on your one. No, no. Phil would stop three or four times and let him out and let him crap. That didn't help.

Three or four times. Oh, yeah. To let him do it. And he had actually crapped. And then the first thing he'd done when he got in the boat, he'd crap in the boat. That's, that's all a food issue. That's not on the dog. Oh, no, no.

As a person who recently went through trying times. No, that's on the dog. That was from the turkey. That wasn't my fault, and it's not the dog's fault. Oh, it was a question for it. When you were going through that, did you call anybody? while you were doing it. On the toilet?

Mm-hmm. Not you. No, I was just wondering. No. I was in a bad time. Because our good friend, W.E., did call me the other day while he was doing that. On the toilet? Uh-huh.

And just thought that was okay? He said, oh, I'm finally getting cleaned out from all this sugar. At Thanksgiving. It's a poison. And then it was, whir. I was like, I called you? I said, W.E., I got 10 hours on the road. You can call me back.

Like, we don't have to. Or did he just answer when you called him? No, he called me. That's a party foul. And I don't know if he was headed there or during the conversation it just hit him, but he could have hung up and called me back. He's like, oh, that sugar's poison. I was like, okay.

All right. We have reached a new level of our friendship here, W.E. I like you. You would just take me into the bathroom with you. That's good. I've answered on the toilet before. But I stay there. I'm just stuck until I'm off because I don't want them to hear the toilet flush.

People can tell when you're in the bathroom. It has an echo. The bathroom is the only room in the house. It's bouncing off of the commode. It has an echo. It's got a very hollow sound to it. It's the only room in the house it sounds like. It's like you're in a tunnel.

Yeah. Yeah. You've never lived till you listening to W. What are you doing? Oh, I'm just dropping a turd is what I'm doing. No, he was doing more than that. He sounded like he was in a bind. It took him a week to get unbound.

So, man, I guess he's feeling better, you know. Because that was a week after Thanksgiving. even when he called. Hunter, you ever done anything like that? No, but my sister does. Oh, okay. She calls me while she's in the bathroom. Okay. To bring something or just a chit-chat?

Just a chit-chat. Okay. She's so weird. So anytime she goes to do that, she thinks of you. I don't say a lot. Y'all got an interesting relationship, Hunter. Well, we're twins. Yeah, you are twins.

Yeah, good point. That's weird. Yeah, it is weird. And disgusting. Yeah, I know it is. Oh, W.E. Oh, man. He's the only person I know that would do that, I think.

He's the only man I know that can order a 14-inch steak, three-inch of thick on a plate. What? That's it on his belly and eat the whole thing and never, never. Yeah, but sugar's the problem. I thought he lost a bunch of weight. He's, he liked a stock market, man. He updated. down up there.

I never know where he's at in the weight loss. He had to lose a bunch of weight so he could get that knee surgery. Yeah. Then once he got the knee surgery. Yeah. And then he just went back. Yep. Yeah.

Don't get it. Because it was hard to lose that weight. Yeah. Oh, man. Don't get it. Did we talk, y'all talking about while I was going about our girl reaching her milestone? Oh, yeah.

We did that the whole episode. Good. You FaceTimeed in for a moment. Good. Yeah. Oh, yeah. When I facetime. Oh, yeah.

You asked what we talked about. There you go. Yeah, okay. We got to give that cup away. Yeah, we got them. So everybody that donated and put DCR or let us know out to the side that they did, your name is in the cup. And at some point today, we're going to draw that.

You put their names all in the cup? Yeah, well, Lindsay did it. I was about I said. That was a lot of names. Yeah, it's a bunch of them. She had like eight sheets of paper or something like that. Oh, wow. Thank you, Lindsay.

Yeah. Yeah. How cool is that? Thank you, Lindsay. Yeah. Because I've been trying to figure out how we were going to do that. We've already thank you the fans for that. Yeah.

We thank you so much for that. But we said we were going to give it away, so we're going to draw it at some point today and make sure that we send that out. So hopefully that you get it by Christmas time. So if you wanted it for yourself great or if you want to give it for a gift, you can do that as well. But yeah, all the names are in there. You want to let side draw one?

We'll do it right now. And then if you hear this or listen to us or whatever, figure out away, hello at duckcallroom. com, call and leave us a voicemail. We just need to be able to get your ad, dress. So don't dabble. But we're only going to pick one winner. So if you're a little behind on the shows or whatever, we'll get it to you. We have to know how to get it to you. But they're all in there on little sheets of paper. So Lindsay did it. What's the name? Can you read it, C. Chris Burns. Burns? Could it be? Chris, U-R-N-E-S. Okay. No, he didn't have an E.

R-I-S. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, be A-R, is that B-A-R-R-N? Should have got, but if your name is Chris Burns or Barnes. Barnes, Barnes, could be a Barnes, could be a Burns. Yeah. Could be a Bernase. There you go.

Hard to say. But anyway, you know if you gave to our friend Morgan and their calls or not. So, we can draw a backup one I guess. I like what you did that. Oh, I've drawn my floor back. Oh, never mind. Yeah. Now I don't know who deserves it.

that have a backup one. Charles Roe, we appreciate you. Yeah, there's a bunch of them in there. You too, Debbie Whittington. She brought them all to me before we got rolling day. I said there was this many.

So from the bottom of our heart, thank y'all. We did go through there and find all that. And now they actually have a coach. Yeah, now we're ushering in the Lane Kiffin era. So, you know, you never know what may happen there. Unless you may be good again.

You can't ever tell. Who knows? No, that was really cool. Well, that's my prediction. What's that? Oh, boy. That Lane comes to LSU. First of all, we win the SEC.

Oh, we saw that really meant a lot of the people. And then even better than that, he wins the national championship. Well, apparently you just want to sneak in them playoffs. That's what I'm talking about. You don't really have to go win a whole lot to get in there anymore, apparently. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm so aggravated at college football. I just don't.

I don't like the new system. I don't like, well, we're not a football podcast and Hunter gets mad at us when we talk about this. I can't help. I don't like it. And Stone quit watching. There's too many playoff games. No, there's not, there's not too many of them. That is.

No, I disagree with there's too many of them. I just don't understand why when one team loses in their conference championship, it matters. And when the other team loses, it doesn't matter. You stay the side. I don't get it. That's why I'm talking to you, Alabama. I don't care. That's why I said I don't like it.

And I'm not a Texas fan. I'm not a not, everybody, if you know me, you know how much I really don't care for Texas or Notre Dame. But come on, man. Like, Alabama, we want to see them get beat again? Like, I mean, is that fun? I guess it is kind of fun to watch them lose. It is nice when Alabama lose. My day goes better.

But the only problem is watch them hit some kind of streak of weird luck and circumstances when they make it the whole way or something ridiculous. But Hunter, do we want to bring Blake in, let him talk about his duck out this morning? Let's do it. Yeah, he can sit right here. I'm good. Mike, who are you? We got Blake Cook's back in the building. Yeah, he came.

Which was an excellent introduction before he got there. Oh, Sop, we got our buddy Blake Cook back in the house. Back in the house. And I think he has found what he's been looking for. Oh. Been searching. Was it burly? Because I did notice you peeking on.

over right in the corner of this picture. You know I was looking at right there? Barely. I was that, man, if I was a kid, that's what I would really want Santa Claus to look like. I wish somebody showed me that when I was a kid and told me that was Santa Claus. There you go.

He was massive. But you look at him, right? And you're like, oh, man, this dude looks scary. He is so nice. He's actually as a sweetheart. He is so nice. Like, I walked in, Well, until you cross him.

Yeah, I don't want to cross him. I didn't find that out. I was like, hey, how are you doing, sir? He's like, I'm doing well, sir. Thank you for asking. His dad, his dad is just like he is. Both of them are just as strong as an ox. He's massive.

Big boy, if I ain't mistaken, big boy used to pick up, I think it's him, a bail of cotton, which you find, hundred pounds 500 pounds yeah he would load them on wagons his hands are huge he's he's a big boy but that wasn't what you were looking for you that was just a nice surprise yeah i would i would classify blake here as an adrenaline junkie yeah so he's used to kicking indoors going after the worst of the worst and it's kind of hard to match that yeah that little level of adrenaline. But this morning, we had what I would call a bit of a phenomenon with the

wood ducks. They just kept coming. They wouldn't stop coming. Oh, they used to be like when they, that 40 acre cornfield blew down. Yeah. Told Jay. I said, all day long. I said, man, I said, I've been searching for a long time, like trying to find that, that really good adrenaline. As you know, you're in the truck, you're in the bear cat. You know, you're about to go smack this, dorry about to go in and just guns ablazing throw flashbangs your heart's racing there's a little bit of peace i was like man i think i've been looking for that for the last six years can't couldn't find it no matter what i did i said this morning the sun was the sun was coming up and next thing i know i heard the water hit the jays like kill him so boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

boom boom and then as soon as we got done shooting he's like load it back up mom mom mom and shells, boom, boom, boom. I was like, oh, my God, I have found what I've been searching for. I mean, it was one after another. Hold on, it is fun when they get on a row. You need to get on a green wing teal hunt like that. We had those tails. Every time you turn around is, hey, load your guns, load your guns.

Yeah. Here comes another bunch. It was cool. It was the day before we had a bunch of teal come in. And it was, say, like 15, 20. It just kind of came in. water and took back off. And that was when, that was, uh, because Saturday we didn't, we didn't have anything.

We didn't fire a shot. Well, Saturday, we had, uh, Sadie and Christian. I saw that. Christian's brother and his wife, uh, Christian's brother, Chance and his wife Maya. And John Luke. John Luke, me and Blake and Jace. It was a packed house. And I told Blake on the, on the way down there, I said, we have, we have one thing that

we're trying to accomplish today. He's like, what's that? Stay alive. Hey, I didn't want to come. I didn't survive all these things. But I will say this. Shot by friendly fire, side.

The best I ever had, we didn't fire a shot. So. Yeah, there was a lot of good banter in the blind. We pretty much had a Bible study. Yeah, we did.

And Sadie was great. That's always good. Yeah. That's always good. Oh, yeah. It was great. She says she wanted to come hunting because she always regretted not hunting with Phil

and I didn't realize she had never been hunting with Phil that's wow but she wanted to do it in his honor so it was the first time she ever been in Duck Blind and she loved it so oh yeah we didn't kill anything so we got to do a part two for the video when we actually kill something a lot of kill something yeah yeah the part one was cool

because I think I think people get to see the the cool side of the blind just having those discussions if all it was was pulling the trigger and putting the deer down, I'd sell every gun I've got would never go again. That ain't what it's about. Number one, it's just like your relationship with Jesus.

It's about who you're with. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And Al had an excellent lesson in the other day. Most people don't understand. There's three things, okay? Here's rule number one. have a close personal relationship with a creator.

That would be Jesus Christ. And then put into play in your life. Faith, hope, and love, them three things. With the creator first, and then with everybody you come in contact with. It's about making memories. The most important thing in your life, okay, is a relationship with God,

almighty if you don't have that i like i told him the stan quentin you boys ain't got doodly squat if you don't know the creator and have a personal close relationship with you ain't got nothing no yeah you're right you could have all the gold all the silver all the jewels all that and look that's nothing compared to the close relationship with the almighty yeah i think i think i think i think you're right like who you go with i think is really important oh no like back in north carolina i got invited to go hunting with some guys and uh didn't really have a good time because they they didn't like i i wasn't matching their energy of what they were putting out you know it's a locker room talk you know talking about women and it's just like man i was i was so ready to get out of there

it's like and then you know you you come here and you you you get to experience it and then i fell in love with it because i always say it okay my brother when he become a christian He actually went to the woods to isolate himself from the world. He kept himself in the creation, and he didn't know the creator for 28 years. And this is a guy that spent his lifetime in God's creation and didn't know him. Well, once he run up on him, well, you couldn't stop him. He's going to tell you about the creator, who he is, what he's done, what do we do, in the past what he's going to do present

or what he's going to do in the future? How many men got baptized in that decoy spread, Sire? Oh, literally thousand. That's what they were talking about. They said, man. No, no, I'm serious. Literally, like right there off of the

where the boat ramp is at his house. Oh, there's so many dead bones in there that, you know, you'd be walking on dead bones. We were picking decoys up out the water on that first day in Jason, and Jay said, Now, imagine being in the blind of field, getting all the way down in your skimpies. One out there in that cold water. I said, oh, yeah.

I said, man, you talk about having the Holy Spirit. Oh, no, no. Hey, most of them, most of them, it was their choice. Yeah. Bill said, hey, look, I got some waiters, you know. We can run up to the church. It's got a heath. It's a waste.

We got a heated little pool. Oh, I want the full effect of this. And then, and then everybody standing on the sides, cranks off with, hey, come as you are, just as I am. Yeah. It was cool to see it. I mean, I get chill bunk and, you know, just, you know, it means something to watch somebody go in, okay, that you know, that you know, okay, that you know, and he's not been right. Watch him go in the water, and when he comes up, then you watch him for the next 10 years, and he's right. Yeah.

Well, hey, there's something magical about that. Yeah. You know, he met something or heard something or something made a big change in that dude or that woman. Well, that's important. You need to figure out what made him change or her. What changed her? I think it's the people that you surround yourself with for sure. Well, no, no, because I tell people all the time.

He's not blind with, like, solid people. I said, here's the thing. I said, it's much easier once you hear the message and obey it and we're baptized, reenacting Jesus is real death, peril, and resurrection. Because that's what you do when you go be baptized. It ain't just getting wet. You're reenacting the Savior's real death burial and resurrection for crying out loud. you bury the old man of sin or old woman of sin in a watery grave of baptism

then when you come out of the water god talking here's why creation you got to know the creation because creation is very important god speaking when you come out of water my son has washed you as white as snow got rid of everything you've ever done is a clean slate. And now you are, the old is gone and the new is here. You are a new creation.

Because the old one's done away with. You buried that sucker. You buried that woman. Yep. And that what Phil told told old old old old old old old old, big owl. This man had aneurysm blow out on him when he died. And he's like the week before he come to field and said, hey,

You need to tell me the story again what changed you. And he baptized you. And like the next week, he was baseball, coached baseball on a baseball field on third base. Boom. Artery blew out, killed him. James the Hammer. Right there.

Right there. And look, he had run with Phil all his life. He was one of them that dragged him off and got him into a bunch of stuff. Yeah. The best thing I ever heard from my brother was I was down in his place. Al Bowling and all his drinking buddies and horrid buddies showed up. He said, hey, let's go run to women and get drunk. And Phil said, boys, and literally, their eyes got this big around when he told them what he told them.

And I was standing there listening and it had done me good. He said, you boys are looking for a dead man. He's dead. and I buried him deep and he's never coming back. He's gone. He said, now you get back in your truck and get your butt off my property. It was still scary.

He was just the new creation. Everybody was still afraid of him. Version two. Well, no, you got to think, okay. He's like in his 28, okay, perioded, okay, and got an arm, I used to call him Popeye from pulling them fish in and them nets. His forearm looked just like Popeye.

That was twice as big as his muscle up here. Crazy-looking. He run a hundred hoop nets. Well, I'll tell you how bad it was. He bought him a hard aluminum boat. Okay. He's got soft cotton ropes that he's got tied to these. nets, he wore a 1-h groove in that hard aluminum just from pulling that soft rope,

cotton rope on it. I could put my finger in it and you couldn't even touch my finger. You could do like that. You could lay a roller across it. It wouldn't be touched my finger. Oh. It was an inch deep. That was from high pulling 100, 250 pounds.

90 foot off the bottom of the Washington River and then empty men in a boat. You've never run hoop nets. That's a lot of work. Hey, he had 100 out. I couldn't even keep up with him because he didn't tag nothing. He knew exactly where everyone was too.

He didn't tag nothing and he could pull up and he said, hey, go over and raise that untie that rope off that stump. Well, hey, there's 10 stumps that looks just exactly They'll like. You know what the crazy thing is? If somebody else put that net out, they wouldn't catch nothing.

Wouldn't catch fish. Phil puts it out. It's full. Oh, that's one of the things I've never understood. He's got 1,000 yards of tramble. Okay, there's got two inch squares. And it goes from the bank to the bank of the Washington River. Well, you would figure, and it's 12 foot long, deep.

when he ties it off. 12 foot of nothing but solid net all the way across Wastrow River, you would think all you would have to do is just go out there and throw it out and tie it off, come back and get fish out later. You don't have it in the right place? You won't get a scale.

You won't catch one fish. Take it, move it 10 yards to the south or the north, fill it up. And he never put bait in those hoop nets. Yeah. That's crazy. He put it in their path. on the highway.

And if you were off by just a couple of people. Oh, no. Won't catch nothing? Nothing. He'd fill him up. I've actually seen him raise a eight-foot hook net, okay, slam full. When I'm talking about full, I'm talking about just when he gets it up where the water's about half off of it, them cropy blow up and, you know, just water going everywhere, you know, thousand.

1500 in the net. And he had emptied him back in the river. He was strong. Oh, no. They're strong. There's people that run them four and five foot hoot nets now. Nobody buys a five foot because that's just too much to handle. He's got eight footers.

No, no. I thought he was sick. First time I went out with him, I mean, it ain't even daylight. It's cool in the morning. He's running a net. And it looks like somebody's taking a five-gallon bucket and poured it on him. every about two minutes because he's just running water.

And I said, you need to go to the doctor. And he laughed. He said, I got one up here is about 50 yards long. You're going to run it. I said, hey, I don't know. He said, oh, you'll be all right. I'll tell you how to do it.

So we go up around and I just grab it. And hey, look. You know, I'm into it for about three minutes. It looked like somebody's pouring water on me when a five-gobank. I said, now I understand. Commercial fishing is, I've had some bad jobs, but catching fish in a net.

Now, worst. That's the worst one I've ever worked. Tough game. Well, I got something for Blake this evening. You saw in the picture, old bone breaker and boots. Yeah.

So we're going to go up to the jujitsu gym this evening. Oh, boy. And we're going to see if he can find another adrenaline dump. I'm not going to have one. I'm going to go ahead and tell you. That looks like a lot of cardio That looks exhausting You know what my knee hurts

I'm rooting for you But well I want to come join us I want to give them the full full experience Do you need help being busy? No I've got it all I know you got to go get wrestled I know one thing You'll pop it out of place

Out of all the masters Kung Fu all the martial arts All that Okay Jiu Jitsu what you want. Oh, yeah, yeah.

But I don't want to sigh from the boy on my left because he has no neck. And he looks like you know Jiu-Jitsu. Oh. I know Kung Fu. He knows it. You can fight Burley. No, no.

I was just saying that. The Kung-Fu martial artist, a master. Hey, he got in the ring with a jih Tzu master. He was actually a panda. Hey, it took him about, oh, less than a minute. he's tapping he's done son that guy and you just so grabbed him and put him in the hole and hey if he didn't tap he'd fix pay it out thanks uh thanks so for the encouragement you got oh no i'm telling you hey we're super excited here's what it is as i feel any type of squeezing

hey no no it's knowledge versus muscle oh 100% and guess what hey muscle loses every time what if you don't have either uh well you ain't even going to get in the That's a good point. Don't even get in the ring. I asked him if I could just train with the kids section today. That'd be good for you. Oh, Saul calls it therapy. Sage choked me out once just to see what she could do.

First of all. She choked calling his boyfriend out. And this dude will say, this is a healthy young man about 18 years old. I'm a healthy 35-year-old at the time when she did it to me. Well, no. You're talking about funny. Sage comes running in, and I think she was seven at the time. Yeah.

She comes running in. It scares me. She's up on the couch. Behind the boyfriend, puts him in a chokehold, and look, he's got a phone in his hand. The next day you see is,

hey, the phone's on the floor, and he's, he's going down. Jay says, turn that boy loose. Turn that boy loose. You just choked him out.

We brought her in here, and she was like, you want to see something? I was like, sure. He choked that sucker out in less than a minute. I was like, they were doing something in the house of the night. In like two seconds.

he was like, all right, all right. I was like, oh, no. That will destroy my image. There's nothing more satisfied. There's nothing more satisfied. That will destroy, nobody will ever want training for me again. Yeah, there's nothing more satisfied than watching your little girl. Beat up boys.

Yeah, beat up all the boys holding her. There's something about it. Oh, yeah. Does my heart good. Well, not only that, it puts your heart at ease when she starts dating. Yeah. It's good therapy. It's good therapy.

You don't play. No. You come in one day, you invited me all to each take. I'm sitting on the couch. She runs in, she's been outside playing, and she runs in and gets in front of me. I said, Uncle Si. I said, what?

She said, you want to wrestle? And I said, Sage, outside was it all. Go now. Get D.H. out of here. I'm not going to wrestle you. No, but we had a big time this morning. That was a really good duck hunt,

which those don't happen too often this day and age. I hadn't heard of many. So the almighty blessed us this morning with a good duck hunt and good fellowship. So like Blake said, it's all about who you're with, the experience and memories you make. And all that is possible because of a man named Phil Robertson. That's right. And all that comes from a man named Jesus Christ. And it's because of what is said in 2nd Corinthians 517, therefore if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come, the old has gone, the new is he.

hear or to paraphrase like Phil said the man you're looking for is dead get off my property yeah that's right and that's what it's all about right there so how you want to well it's like you was talking about yo del conton is a sport okay and and it's about who you're with okay and then what happens when you're with them okay because like you said one of your buddies you didn't in with them because all they want to talk about was women and all this other crap. Yeah. You know, look around you for crying out loud.

Everything you see, the creator created this, including you, me, and the rest of us. Okay? You just, you know, like said, uh, uh, can't think,

being, being something as the song, I got Jesus. I've got it all. That's true. If you've got a relationship with a creator, guess what? Jesus loved you enough and me enough and all the rest of us.

He made you co-hears with him. Well, what is Jesus got? Oh, let's see. How about the cosmos? Thank you. All of it. All of it. Well, hey, Jesus shares that

with me. Jack. That's why I said, hey, if you got Jesus, hey, I don't need nothing else because, hey, guess what Jesus has got? He's got it all. And hopefully you have Jesus

before you go to Jiu-Jitsu, because Yeah, you might need it. It'd be tough. I always told, always told the people in the military, well, with what's your end, son, you better have a close personal relationship with Jesus

because it ain't going to tell him how long you're going to be on this earth. Well, luckily we know Blake's got that. Oh, I was just messing with you about Jiu-Suitz. But Saz about to break it down for you. I was feeling pretty good about Jiu-Jitsu until I did this. Now I'm a little scared. No, look at it this way.

You're with good people. They don't make a difference. Yeah, but, no, yeah. Look, hey, Stone says this way, hey, a man needs to be humble there once in a while. Right. And look, Jujitsu will do that. I have a 17-year-old son that tells me I look stupid every day.

I know you're probably a pretty bad band. But judicial will humble you. Yep. I'm just so looking forward to it. Well, we're looking forward to hearing about it. And we will catch y'all next time right here in the duck call room.