Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Is Amazed by Willie Robertson's Unusual Cooking Technique

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

Uncle Si and the boys are in awe at the remodel of the duck call room. They get into how John-David almost ruined Easter and Willie's unconventional way of cooking meat! Si and Martin tease Godwin about the muddy mess he found himself in last week — and thank goodness Jay Stone was there to capture it on video! Martin and John-David nerd out about driving tanks and try to convince Si to take one out for a spin for his 75th birthday party. Godwin and Si have a great time making fun of all the taxidermy that you guys have sent in from shoulder mounts to crazy-eyed creations. Plus, the boys share their takes on the best trucks.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ladies and gentlemen, we're back. I don't know if we're playing. It's normal. Sounds like the day after ducks season. It is a weird vibe in here. We're back, baby. We're back in our home. Welcome home.

And we got new chairs. We did get new chairs. I'm trying to get comfortable. And your table got a lift. Isn't it nice to get your knees all the way under there? I kind of liked it lower. Oh, no. Knock those blocks out then.

They're just sitting on blocks. I'll knock your block off. I think they put some screws in there. I'd be a right. They don't even know what I'm talking about. It's like super quiet in here. Yeah, no, I think that's kind of the point. Like, they really wanted to actually make this a podcast studio instead of the duck call room.

So we're back. It's cleaner. We've got new carpet. We've got new concrete under the carpet to an extent we were seeking water. I don't believe you. I can't see it. Well, you know what's cool? This carpet is got, this carpet is squares.

It's square? Yeah, like, you can just rip up a square. So if we tear something up, you, like, take up a square and you put in a new square carpet. Is that a new thing? I don't know. It was new when I saw it. It was, yeah.

You know what they said? Be square or be there? So. I don't know. I had never seen it before, but they come in here and put it together like a big puzzle. And size got his official headset on. And they finally figured out how to keep you from making noise. There you get.

No, they didn't figure that out, but they're going to kick it. All of them. I'm going to miss this. You may have to pull that mic closer to your face because I can't hear you. For 230 episodes, I had to do this movie. I don't want to hurt your ear. There you go.

You're back now. I can hear you now. There you go. There's a little loud while you know. He's a little loud. Are you struggling with that headset? No. He's just excited.

Yeah. I feel like a Navy seal. Then are you struggling with your hat? Because something might gee-hawn over there. Something made jehoeing? He's got to. Maybe I'm struggling with my hat. He's just excited because it's his birthday coming on.

His birthday. Three quarters of a century, you've been with us. And we'll celebrate him. That's a long time. Long time. Everything is running south for us. Did you pick your party? Or did somebody else do that?

Philip McMillan is in charge of the party. He's a party planner. He's the party planner. He's a good party planner. He does a lot of stuff very good. You won't fix that for him. What is it? His mic's too high.

There, try that. Now talk. He had a test there. That's better. There we go. Yeah, it sounded like you were like, well, typically far away from it. Well, but look, we might have a few technical struggles today, but it's all for the people. Y'all been complaining for 230 episodes about our mics.

We finally did something about it. We the people. We never thought we'd make it this far. But now apparently we're going to keep this thing rolling until Jesus himself comes back. I hope so. I'm looking forward to. Everybody keep listening. That'd be a big day.

We sure appreciate it. That could be today. You never know. I ain't mad about it if it is. It could be the day this airs. I mean, I'll be a little bum because Jackson started holding his own bottle finally. I'd really like to get more than one day of that. But the...

I hear it's going to be. The good outweighs the bad. I'm just saying where the small victories were at right now. I felt like I was back in, like, elementary school and just unlocked the new world on Super Mario. That's how I felt. Like, it brought back those feelings when I just, I handed it to him and he went, I said, oh, my goodness gracious.

I saw Brittany took a photograph, even a video. Yeah, I went out there and got her. I said, watch you. Come look, come up. I said, you got to come see this. Do it again. You got to come see this. And he drank, that was the first time he done.

He drank like three ounces before he couldn't figure out how to get it high enough. So we're working. Hey, if you can drink him first three ounces of the bottle. That'll work. That's a start. Like, I can do a little bit of stuff in them first three ounces. He's going to figure out how to get some more. As much as that boy likes groceries, he will.

If not, he'll just punch a hole in it or something. He already wants to be a motor. All right. day long. I got it back at another day. They just started doing it louder. Yeah. He just like his mama.

Now, John, Galvin and Paula come over when I was out of town. And Galvin texted me, he said, Jackson wants to be a full wheeler. He just sits there. That's what he did. Side by side, boys. Yeah. I like it. Apparently, that's a sign of teething.

I don't know. Tathing? Yep. I think they get honorary when that happens. They are both extremely unpleasant. at night right now. Yeah. And they sit there and pull on their ear.

So I said, okay. Yeah. Yeah, nighttime from like six to six to like bedtime, bad deal. Bad deal. They are. They're just not very happy. And I get it. Like I guess if I had teeth coming in, that probably hurts.

So, I mean, it's, but the smiling babies leave until the next morning. I'm going to wake them up there the happiest kid you ever seen. You wake them up? Well. Never wake a sleeping baby, man. You have to wake one of them. Whoever doesn't wake up first, you got to wake the other one. You got to wake them up together.

Yeah. Or you'll be in and out all night. And all day. Yeah, they sleep good though still, but it is. But it was funny. Yeah, I was glad Goblin got to experience that. He just, that's all he does. It's a good time.

And a trail of drool just from that. I don't. You got to entertain yourself, man. Yeah. But, yeah, new level. Unlocked holding bottle for half the bottle right now. There you have a lot. It's on like a chicken bone.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm good, man. He's progressing. Progressing. Well, praise be. They have a good, you know what I realized we, like, in all the crazy movement of this, we missed Easter on the podcast. Yeah, we never really talked about it because we were so. But this is the first one we're filming after Easter. We're right after Easter.

So did the boys have a good first Easter? Well, they're just now six months old. Did you throw eggs at them at least or something? I didn't throw them at them at them, but they threw them at us. There you go. There you go. You ate one of them. Peanut butter chocolate.

Yeah. Yeah, I ate a couple of those. Yeah, I ate a couple of wreathy. I hope you did one in my honor. I eat an extra one in my honor. I ate a couple of racy eggs. Yeah, I mean, it's just kind of low key with them because they can't walk and pick up eggs.

We boiled shrimp. I thought you didn't say eggs. Good for, I did boil some eggs. I did make deviled eggs. I do. you were going to talk about dying the eggs. No, no, no, no. I didn't want died babies.

Like, that's how that would have ended. Ben's did go to church with like some half a blue eyebrow. What do you, y'all, you spike it to dime or you make your own egg done? I didn't know if your house smelled like garlic. Chartreuse garlic egg. Whatever didn't fail that month. The game fish and the orange. You could make them smell like bait fish.

I forgot out of that. Out of a discount, Ben. Yeah. Nah, we just use the regular old kit. It's a good time. Hey, you know they make that stuff that like gets rid of that die. Spike it. You can probably just rub it on his hand to be fine.

If you're going to dye eggs and dye your eyebrows, your eyebrows stuck that color. Lesson learned, man, do it clean. Ben's done got micro-bleaded. He only seven years old. How old is he? Six. He's sick. He'll be sick.

He's. Do you and Benz have the same birthday? April 22nd. No, 27th. He's just 26. 27. 20 seconds, Willie. Paula's 28.

Yeah, Paul is 20th. Brittany's the 30th. Phil is the 24th. Willie and Missy are the 22nd. Yep. Wow. Yeah, you can go back 10 months from now or 40 weeks, whatever it was.

Can you imagine how much birthday cake I could eat? Yes. That's all we can do is imagine, though, Gobim, because you can't have it. I know. He said, I know. I used to say, is that a challenge? How many pounds have you lost, though?

You're looking slim and trim. About 42. 42 pounds. It's kind of been hanging steady. But I ain't really been trying lately. 42's a lot. No, he ain't been trying. What he ain't telling is him crap he's biting.

And they just... They can't help but jumping that peanut oil. I mean, that's just what happened. It's where they belong, sir. That's where they belong. I love them last ones I cooked How'd you do it? I've done it with sour cream and flour

Where'd you catch them? The last ones I ate I caught in Arkansas Oh yeah, I got one went wader fishing I went wading Oh, well Jeff That was fun Catch you any big ones? Yeah

291 I caught a 291 He said did you catch any big ones Nah Well yeah there was that one almost three-pounder. Well, that's what happens when he's sitting next to the side. Did you catch anything?

No, I mean, we call it 75, but. No, no, no, no. Well, I wanted to call it a big one. He did. 291, that's a big one. 291, 301, 268.

Somebody called a three-pounder? Two of them. Where are you fishing? Arkansas. He ain't going to tell. He ain't going to say nothing. Is it up yonder. It's up yonder.

Guy one's one of them, fisherman. He blurs his photos out in the background. I don't do that. No, he ain't secret. He just learned from me. You wait a month to post them. There you go.

We don't lie about it. We just delay. Wait till they move. Yeah, you delay the post. Kind of like a weird Easter egg hunt. Where are we going to be next? You just keep them guessing. That's right.

Like that time field took Broucho fishing. brass fishing with him. Blindfolded him. Rachel thought it was a joke. He said, no, no. He said, yeah. Just for real, son. Get down in there.

I ain't going to show you with, you know, all my sweethold. Yeah. You don't want to know. Waypoint. You do that now. They call it kidnapping. Yeah, you'd get in trouble. Things have changed.

If you drove down the interstate and had a man blindfolded in your backseat, you were the, there is going to be. 15. cars with lights on it chase you down. There you go, boys. There it is. Well, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this.

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Gobbam. What? Now, as general manager... I'm in trouble. No, you're not in trouble. I just, I have to know one thing as general manager of the company. Why did I get a bill for some dirt work down at the L&M building to fill in some holes? What?

It just said, on the memo, it said Godwin. Apparently, somebody made some ruts down there. Yeah. Was that you? I saw a photograph about that. Was that you? Yeah. That was him.

So walk me through your thinking process here. He wasn't. Because who's getting a boat? You got trucks going to different ways. He was going to pull me out. But no. That's coming over the TV. That was tough.

How would he try to pull you out backwards? This is a series of fence. I could pull back there and go. Stone said this is a series. I mean, what's the big deal? I got stuck. My favorite. My favorite part is Stone instead of helping first videos.

But then did he help? No. No, I didn't even know he was filming. No. He's just videos. I just come back there and look. So what? I pull back there all time, make a loop, and come out.

Well, take me through your thought process here. What was going on? Why is, what's the truck doing that you're back here by? What's it doing? Well, I thought he was going to pull me out, but I should have known better than that. I mean, I wasn't stuck that bad. It's just a penny. That's pretty low.

Yeah, well, I mean, it wasn't. You wasn't high-centered or nothing. No, I stopped. You just didn't have no grip. Right. No grips. You needed more grip in the rear end to steal a turn from your NASCAR, boy. Yeah.

Okay. How'd you get out? Oh, a guy down the road. come up. Did he? Went you out? No, he just hooked up to me and pulled me. He had street tires on his truck and it just started spinning.

It wasn't doing it. It just too light. I got you. So he pulled up to the front of me, hooked up to me and just pulled me right out. He pulled them right out. How many times you've been like that? Oh, no. Quite a few.

In your life. Oh, in my life? Yeah, quite a few. Good many. Me too. That's quite a many. Oh, absolutely it's going to happen. Four-wheel drive gives you just enough bravery to go where you shouldn't.

You do stickles to. Oh, absolutely. Well, now that we keep it mowed back there all the time. You just assumed it was dry. I figured it was dry, no. Nope, it ain't. It ain't dry, boys. Y'all keep it mowed now?

It was, yeah. Keep the rats out. You heard it here first. You heard it here first. If that rat got across an open field to get to you. Yeah. He ain't much on that. He ain't much.

Yeah, hawk gets him now. Well, the grass is short. I have a story to tell. Oh, by all me. Or lay it on us. Easter Sunday, I walk out. We got a garage on the side, and we walk out between the garage. Yeah, you got a detached garage.

Detached garage. So we walk out, go down the steps, getting in the car. And all of a sudden, I see the biggest bird take off from like really close. So I'm like, whoa, what was that? Al. No. Buzzard.

It's like a hawk. Hall. And I was like, oh, man, I hope that sucker doesn't come at me. And then I look over, I was like, where did he come from? Right in front of my front door, all I see is a white belly. Oh, he doesn't got him something. And it's Easter. No.

Did he? And I said, did he get the bunny? Kids, get in the car. because I don't want I was like I did not need a dead rabbit on Easter at my front door on Easter

so I was like just get in the car I'll figure this out in a minute so they all get in the car and then I go it was a squirrel so I was like oh thank goodness

but that squirrel's arm was ripped smooth off and then I was like well I'm gonna leave it there hawk's hungry I mean no reason to throw his food away then the hawk never even came back he didn't like squirrel

anyways but for brief minute I thought we had a dead mangled rabbit on our front door on Easter which would have been just sad. That'd have been tough to explain. Yeah. But the kids never

well the kids did see the squirrel. I went and got some of them trash grabbers and just flung it in the woods. I like Easter squirrel. I think that'd be something better. You think so? I do. They make a good pet. A squirrel? Yeah. But they're rough on furniture. April's got an honor in it. No, no. Hey, but

Yeah. The roof on furniture. My mama had just bought a brand new couch, and we had a pet cat squirrel. Guess what happened? What? He got up inside the bottom of where you sit. A lot of the springs and tore up. Got all the cushion out of it, didn't it?

Got all the cotton out of making him a bed. Yeah. About two weeks later, we ate that, Rascal. I might. Yeah. What about... Johnny D. You said April's got an R in it.

Yeah, next month he's out. That's right. He's out next month. Can't eat him. It ain't got an R in it. You ain't ever heard that? Uh-uh. I'm lost.

Same deal with like oysters and all that kind of stuff. People say if it ain't got an R in a month, don't eat it. Yeah, they get them wolves. I had no idea. Which is a big worm. Ooh. you can't yeah

yeah you got me you got me but why would you wasn't born in the 1900 I was too I was born in the 80s

I can't believe you were barely almost in 90s about half a month from being there but hold on why do you think

an Easter squirrel would be better than an Easter bunny because I think it'd be a lot cooler to go hunt nuts than eggs. But rabbits don't lay eggs. Well, then why do we go hunt eggs? Why is it not an Easter chicken? That's what I'm talking about.

Because he's for lunch. I did have some good points right here. The Easter bunny that lays eggs and you go pick up in a basket. Yeah, I got to try chicken and eggs. Fried chicken and fried eggs. They're both really good, whichever stage of the chicken you like. I'm not against eating the rabbit. Rabbit is very good.

But if you ever give me a rabbit egg, I'm not. No, no, no. Rabbit is very good. Chicken better. I don't know. You got the people to know how to prepare rabbit? Rabbit is good. I've eaten a lot of rabbit.

I've ate a lot of rabbits. I just prefer chicken. We ate some wild turkey on Easter, too. That'd be good. Now, wild turkey. I taxed Jordan for a turkey breast. I said, since you missed a week. that's a good

he said Willie wants three of them I said that's fine you killed five you killed five all I need your breast that's all I want and I made wild turkey kebabs

oh yeah oh they were good yeah Willie went turkey hunting he did go turkey hunting he killed anything he killed three and they Petirino yeah

and then drove a tank wow he really had a good day and shot a flamethrower it was bizarre I don't know where he ended up but it was like Disney

Texas Disney World for adults. Yeah. And there was a rhino. Grove a tank. By the way, a lot of people emailed in. Well, that's a blast, by the way. Oh, I imagine. Yeah, hold up. I'm more interested in. Especially if you get out, you get to go out in the woods.

Yeah, you don't go around. Really see what it does. You know, because it's fun running over big trees like that. Oh, yeah. You don't move over. Going through them like his grass. That sounds fine. Things move for you. You don't move for the. them.

And if they don't, you just shoot them. Yeah, 105. Oh, one oh, five. I got that video Willie with a

flamethrower at like dark. I was like, oh, this is not good. Oh, no. Not a good condo. I said,

what are you doing? He said, cooking a steak. He's just serious. It's just a new way to cook a break. He's doing that fast,

sir. Oh, that is wild, man. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back. right after this.

They moved Johanna out of the house. What in the world? They moved into their new house. What is that, son? Did you? Yeah. That's one of them, uh... It's over.

Friday night and Saturday and Sunday. That looks like a hippo. And Sunday, well, I didn't go over Sunday, Paul did. That was nesting time. You got to stay out of way of them women when they go to nesting. When they get to nesting? Yeah, and then Paula come. home and that vacuum cleaner went to going in there and paint brushes come out so i'll run outside

oh paint brushes come out your boy dis up the years went outside and picked up sticks and what's that big uh load everything off with the blower i can't see his tail good enough i would say no no i would say it's a hippo he's looking at my computer no no i would say with a hippo but it could be one of them Manitobis? Manitobis. Is that what it is, Carl? I give up. He's got a big old flat tail like a beaver, and he's huge.

He's like a rhino. A manatee? A manatee. Manatees are underwater, but I know. That's why I said. I can't see his tail good. Okay. I would say it's a hippo.

A manate. Martin, somebody sent us in more trail cam diaries. Uh-oh. It's from the Rio Grande Valley. Wow. What's them things in South America that look all like a pig but a horse at the same time? That's a... A pig and a horse.

That's awesome. It's weird looking. I felt like I've seen that thing before. It looked like a hippo. It's some kind of rat. Yeah. Oh, I ain't a rat. Not like a...

Hold on. I got to bring it back down so I can at least read who sent it. Kind of like a cap of box. I was just kind of looking through. That's from old L.D. O. Lloyd. From Kingwood, Texas. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's an unidentified animal at the Rio Grand Valley State Park, and he believes that Si can solve what it is. What does he think it is? Does he say? He don't even say. It's just unidentified trail cam diaries.

He's got abandoned eyes. What's them pig horse things? You're talking about like a cap-a-bar? Yeah! Yeah, that ain't him. He'd be taller than that, I think. Yeah, that's a short thing. But he kind of looks like him.

wait no there's not the capybara no that ain't him it's like a pig horse that's in the amazon i don't know what that is oh that's that i'm telling that's a big old nutra that's a no big juic that's a hippo i mean i want to say it's a havelina but like no no no you don't see the band on it that's a hippo trust me i think a tape here either made it all the way from the amazon to texas or it's a bass it hound. He has short 10 legs. He's one with the bats at hand, boys, because of the ears. It may be.

That's a hippo. We'll never know. We just got sight of it. Hipolian it makes more sense. Come out of the river. Avalina makes more sense. Could it be a badger? No.

They have badgers. You see, he had a bar. I need a badger. Had a bar on his own. Wrong, wrong form. No. It's like how there's people driving down the road, listening to us, argue about a picture.

A badger's, short. A picture, let's say. Boy, if we can see that picture. Boy. All right. So if you're wondering, it's like a pig and a horse and a hippo. It's short-legged. It's a hippo.

It has a bar under its eyes. That's a kangaroo. Kind of like a coon. I love so. I was looking at it like a catar. I only saw a half of, knew that was a kangaroo. I'm going with havelina.

Something weird. I ain't no havelina. I'm going with a bass counter. I ain't no havalina that big. Big horse. Big horsey tank. Good. Hey, anyways.

You're right. It's a hippo. It's a hippo. Obviously. Obviously. Oh, yeah. Hey. Martin, do we need to inform the people how we think we should do the snack bracket?

No. Yeah. Yeah, so what we're going to do for the snack bracket? Johnny Dees made the bracket. Whoa, easy. A snack break? You're going to blame me for all the ball. No, that's fine.

Look, it's fine. Nobody ever agrees with brackets. That's fine. That's the point. You vote for the winner. When did this on? So we're going to put them on Instagram stories. Y'all are going to vote.

We'll go all the way through it. And see who y'all crown is champion. Christmas tree cakes are a one seed. And if they don't make it, I've lost all my faith in how many y'all. Nobody wants that car. Christmas tree cake. But. The other number one seed, Slim gems, thank you.

Because we figured if we did it, it would take too long to sit here and discuss. So we're going to let y'all pick, and then we'll make rousing judgments on you guys. Hey, Slim Jim versus Vienna sausage, round one. I did it for the people. They did it for the people. Biana sausage. No. That's right.

Slim jams go out. All day long. I'll vote. A barbecue. Arbiquee, please. Rees versus Baby Ruth. Baby Ruth is 16th seed, truly, right? That thing's gross.

Yeah, I don't care for it. And then Skittles versus Peeps. Skittles rule. And I couldn't think of a better candy other than Skittles. And also, whenever you see them small cookies, I wrote that because I couldn't remember the name of them. It's them famous, Amos cookies. Oh.

But it's just them small cookies. Them small cookies. Well, everybody know what that is. So anyway, y'all are going to get to vote, then we'll discuss it. So there's the snack bracket because we didn't want to junk up our room. But for all y'all that send stuff in, thank you. Yep. And the people of the office, thank you.

And are the children of the people of the office, thank you. They've been coming by my office. I say, hey, you pick you one thing for Easter. And they go shopping in there for Easter, all the kids. So I'm winning over favor with the youth of America. I'm also sending them on a crash course to obesity. The lady from Indiana. Yeah.

So I got two things of Mr. and Mrs. T. I got a bunch of Huckleberry stuff from my friend from Montana. He stopped by. Yeah. Have you ever had a Huckleberry? I think so. Well, I got some stuff. He rode down the river with a guy named Huckleberry.

That's it. Oh, that was. Yeah. For Tom. Yeah. Or his cousin, Tom. Yeah. That was Sye.

all along that was always sigh yeah you had a foul mouth sigh because i hate pranking fences that's right i help me get all my friends to do that's right that's right get your friends and do it that's the way to work that out we got an audible laugh from hunter that was good it's so quiet in here we can really hear well yeah it's bizarre i need noise we need to turn on a radio or something it's weird i can do that man it's crazy up in here but yeah so y'all are going to vote on the bracket tell us who went i'm in And like I said, we'll low-key judge you on whatever your choices are. Pepperoni is a five-seeds.

Got a solid chance. What? In a deep run. Oh, yeah. Just straight pepperoni. Pepperoni? Yeah, the little many ones. No, he can't just have them pepperonies.

And you put that. You got those will have a peanut cheese in there and roll it up. It is a brick. All right. That's a pizza, sir. Our cream cheese. So I said you can't eat straight pepperonies. You need some halpinions and some cheese.

And then like a crust and like a tomato sauce and then put in the oven. And for the people that hold it. Pretty good idea. Yeah. Then you got something. Yeah. But if you want to show the people, Willie cooking a steak, I sent it to you. Oh, did you?

Yeah. Go us that. Check your text message. Oh, good grief. This is a new way to cook a steak, people. Oh, my word. There you go. Just a little searing.

I don't think that's going to taste good. That's just to sear it a little bit on the outsides. There you go. There's no way that would have tasted proper. Oh. Yeah. Would have? No.

And there's the other, there's the, there's training right there. Notice the fire right at Willie's feet. It's all tiny. Y'all hear the roar? He's just warming up his sauce. Jordan's in it to me a slow-mo for some reason. Oh, good gracious. That's going to take forever.

But look at his feet. That's not a good move. He's not well-versed in the, uh, weapons. Or flame thrower. Same category of weapons. Yeah. Yeah.

Where did he go that he patted a rhino and had a flamethrower? Do you see the kangaroo? And, yeah, there's... Wow. More was he? And killed three turkey. Look at him. Roaches ranch.

No, that's... No, this is in Texas. You don't get rhinos and turkeys and flamethrowers unless you're in the great state of Texas. It may be on his ranch, boys. God bless Texas. Look at him. Why do I wish that kangaroo would jump up in? That's right.

Just wear him up. Why? Yeah, but's Joey. You know why? Because Willie would jump up and kick you if he were a kangaroo. That's why. If he was a kangaroo, that's what Willie would do. Yeah, 100%.

That's Joey. Is it? Yeah. You sure it's not Chandler? No, he's Joey. It's Joey. I'm curious. There's your 90s reference, boys.

All right, let's take another break. We'll be back right after that. This is Cheryl from Illinois. I'm right. Thank you very much. I've heard from him again. Did you say she was from Indiana? Originally, yeah.

But she's in a line. This is good stuff for us, Mr. and Mrs. tea. You're going to drink that when you get home? Oh, what are you talking about? Going to drink on the way home. Put an icebox. Hey, that actually saved my life. Yep.

I drank that's all the thing. Drink. Spicy meter juice. That's the only thing. Old, spicy. Oh, man. So we did the bracket. What else are we missed?

We're trying to get caught up on drugs. Now that we're back and. our office. I don't even know what you're talking about. That's because you've been stuck out out behind the... We've put food groups in the brackets and he made the bracket. I don't even know what the brackets is. So in the spirit of March

Madness, now that it's getting closer to May, we made a bracket guy one of all the popular snacks. Snacks. Why would you make a bracket? Just to see which snacks the best. We wanted to know what everybody would think, what seeds they would be. Yeah. You know, like college basketball

all has March Madness. No, I didn't know. Are you even somewhat aware of that? I hear Tofer's taking it tomm. Yeah, I've heard. Tomac, my bad. I've heard that term. Yeah.

So that's what we did in the spirit of that. And like, we, so we did like snack cake on one side, candy, salty, and what was the other one? Chocolate. There's chocolate, there's candy. There's like triscuits and things of that. A white chocolate covered pretzel leg of. Like salty snack.

And then there's Little Debbie, basically. Yeah, all the snack cakes. And zebra cakes are two seed and Christmas tree cakes are one seed. Christmas tree cakes all day. You could just go to name and all them cakes. I'm a joy's one seed. Just fill up the whole bracket with them. Almond joy?

And you wouldn't have a loser ever. Watch this. That's got chocolate. Watch this. Coconut and almonds. Almond joy, a 10 seed. Oh, ain't no 10 seed. That's a one seed.

Well, they get to play a seven, so who's a one seed. they're playing. Kit cat. They look. Oh, sweet grief. Hey, they ain't much on almonds or coconut. They got almond. They got chocolate, almond, and coconut.

Yeah. All you have to do, Syes, get on Instagram and vote. Hey, one seat. Okay. One seed. Yeah. So I doesn't even get a say in his own shows. Bracket.

The same thing is with the Hershey Bar with almonds. Hershey's is a 12th. No, that's the number one. No. No. The people will decide. Don't even get me in it with Butterfinger. Butterfingers is six.

I was Butterfinger. Boy, I used to go. I can remember Daddy taking us to the dead time. Butterfingers force it. And it'd be them little old bite-sized. Oh, what are you talking about? Hey. I'd eat them.

They'd just. I don't like Butterfinger. Oh, that's not my problem. If you make a homemade butterfinger ice cream, now that. That would be good. That's, that's. Wait a minute. How can't you like what you're saying if you don't like a butter finger?

I just don't like a butterfinger. I don't like a butter finger. I don't. I don't like a butter finger. I don't like butterfinger outside. It's not that I dislike it. I don't like what it does to my teeth in my mouth. I don't want to eat a butterfinger.

Oh, yeah, you got that. Oh, no, that's the good part of it. Yeah. Just a straight butter finger. When you got to take a toothpick in there and get to. But you put him, crumble him up and you put him in ice cream like dairy queen made a living doing on a blizzard. Let's go get one. Oh.

I'll go right now. You want to talk about good. But have you ever had like, I had to go up there and get a concrete because I can't have the real fun. Has a lady from your church ever made like the homemade ice cream with the butterfinger homemade ice cream? Or butterfinger pies, those are fantastic. Butterfinger homemade. My mom does Milky Way ice cream. That's good.

You know why? Because ice cream. That's good. Homemade ice cream. Ice cream. Well, have you ever had. I remember about homemade ice cream. Here we go.

My mother and father were both bad scientists when it comes to stuff like that. They come up with a butterscots. That's what it was. It was butterscotch. Okay. And it made everybody sick. Look, I took one of little teaspoon bite and said, you know, spit it out. Wasn't a good.

They all laid a bowl of it and was sick for three weeks. What they did it wrong? That was a bomb. Butter scotch. Yeah, butterscotch is, hey, they dropped a bomb on themselves. Uh-oh. Oh, gut bomb. It was horrible.

Clean out. Cold and cleanser. That's it, boys. Now I'm getting all sorts of videos. with Willie with that flame throw. Apparently there were a bunch of people video in it. For all y'all in the comments, say, get off your phone.

I'm just giving you content, folks. I'm just. A new way. You send them to me. I didn't send that one because that one's very professionally done. It looks better like Bigfoot on an iPhone, but no. This one you can actually really see what's happening here. Really see.

Which is kind of wild. I sent it. But he drove a tank? Mm-hmm. That's cool. Of course he did, as Willie. I watched that dude from Dude Perfect Drive a Tank once. He missed the truck, though, when he got to shoot it.

He missed? Mm-hmm. Them boys don't miss much. I know. That's what was crazy about it. Oh, that is a flamethrower. I can hear it, but I don't see it. Yeah.

There we go. Hey, okay, if you could shoot one weapon that, you know, like a flamethrower that you don't just have readily available or a tank, what would it be martin me yeah a bazooka like RPG yeah RPG yeah 100% you would do that over driving a tank is that kind of is an RBG but on a tank depend on how much gas do i have in a tank target what's like what's the target like are we like a short driver i get it for a day or i get to keep it yeah you can do it it it's like Drive tanks.com.

What's our targets? Empty vehicles is what I saw. Let me look. Think about this, though. 52 tons. Nah, but every since I've seen, like, those old RPGs on the old movies and like the Stephen Seagall movies and crap,

like I've always wanted to shoot a whole. Steven Seagal, pull your arm off and beat you with it. Hey, for real. Unless your name's Chuck Norse. DriveTanks.com, I was right. It's a real thing. Oh, no, no. Gift cards are available.

This is not an ad people. This is just the coolest thing. Hey, time out. I'm going to shoot real time. How much is it? And where are. Is that what? I think that's, was William Evaldi?

Yeah, he was. Willie went to drive takes.com. Yeah, he was in Evaldi. There's gift cards available. If you have to ask, it says if you have to ask, you can't afford it. No, I'm just wondering how much we have to pool because I think that's the one birthday present. We could get sigh.

That would just be awesome. Okay. kind of tank do you want to drive m1 abrams i no i couldn't i've had a chance to do that at camp shabby okay so he's out on that what's one you want to drive it was hey i've driven the m60 okay because we i actually worked on them at fort knock i welded on them and then we shipped them out and we raced them and he took oh yeah that's when you got in trouble for yeah yeah we didn't think of the general i ain't heard no fortnock story he flies over the over the post all the time.

And he's looking at burnt rubber tracks. This is cheaper. Well, we work. Because we would get race them. After we'd get them fixed, we'd race them.

Yeah. And spend them. Tracks. Spending them tracks. Okay. So yeah. Okay. Well,

I mean, literally got my budget. Si, if we got you a gift certificate to drivetanks.com, would you, for your birthday? Would you like that?

No, because it's, but with my C-LPD, it's two confines. M1 Abram. Hey, these are for little people. Ask them if they have a convertible. The M4-1 Walker Bulldog was made by Cadillac.

Well, Cadillac. Dang. Well, they've got all kinds. You don't have to drive that one. Hey, think about this. Yeah, but you got to do one that you can shoot. Fully loaded, combat ready. Okay, fits two tons.

It will run about, oh, I think, 80. Good, great. It's kind of like a hippo. Oh, yeah. And look, they can hit everything. running 80. Okay. That's impressive.

Just unreal. Tank. Okay. Oh, no. He's found some. The British FV 101 Scorpion Light Tank. Couldn't imagine life without being there. One driver, three passengers.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you got the tank commander. You? Okay. Then you got the man that runs the gun. Me? Me.

Okay. I don't know what the other. You know, one of probably a mechanic. One of them is there in the mallors. No, I got one's a mechanic. Not me. One of somebody, it's a tank commander, gunner. I'm just the guy with the map.

Driver, driver, and then a mechanic. I'm just the guy with a cell phone document and all of it. It really isn't that expensive. For $2,000, we can shoot a tank. We can shoot a tank. Yes, shoot a tank. You don't get to shoot a tank, but you get to shoot from a tank into something else. Two grand.

He gives sigh the ride of his life at 75. Oh, hey, anybody. M4A2E. Can we jump some? Hey, Sherman. Oh, well, hey, they don't jump. They fly. That's from the World War II collection.

They plow. They run over stuff. Yeah, yeah. They don't jump it, okay? No, they don't jump nothing. They plow. Yeah, they just run over. Yeah.

Resert. Oh, man. You know, come around the corner in like a three-ton vehicle? Machine gun. I wonder if you could get going real fast and ski across. the lake. Nope. Not it fits

two tons. Oh, heck. No, this is going cost more and I thought there's special other stuff you get to do. Oh, I know.

It's out of cart, so you... Oh, man. There's a machine... It would be very interesting for someone that don't, that has never done

any sounds like that for. The Cold War package, you get to drive a Cold War MBT, you get to shoot a P. You get to shoot a P.m. for 40 rounds. This is a light machine. and then you get to fire the British Scorpions light tank.

76 millimeter man gun. How much? Guys, there's a Vietnam package. That's a Vietnam package. No, the Vietnam package is Walker Bulldog, drive and shoot the main gun. Do you have to arrive via helicopter? You shoot the 105 howitzer. Howitzer.

You get the flamethrower. Yep. Shoot an M2. Yep. Shoot a M60. Yep. And an XM 17. That's probably not how they say it.

I don't know what a couple of them are. Them high workers, that's what they're done. I was on the ground, got them two wheels. Is that what that is? Well, they got the one, yeah, you pull behind it. Yeah. And it's got like a dozer blade where you put it in the ground. Explosive.

Oh, it'll rock after it, you know, it actually jumped in the air. Your eyes are getting big. There's a thing called the explosive experiences. it says take one million claymores place them in a field oh no and wait for the guess oh no you just let's take our last break and we'll talk about some emails

and maybe we can get paid during this thing we'll be back ah you ready in the email bag oh we're still looking at the machine ready as I'll ever be hey remember when we asked people send in bad taxid army yes I do do we have some look at this one look at that one oh and that's me underneath it but this man has a duck Oh, I thought that was the actual duck that was above your head in the fake duck call room

because it looks very similar to being that poor. No, this. Man, what happened? That one looked like a dog has got a hold of him. I just put him up to dry. Yeah. I ain't eat his bill. What's behind him?

Looks like he's sitting on a fence pose. No, what's on his wall? Some squirrel? That's a muskrat. Excuse me. Very rough, I don't know. That one is a flying squirrel. But he recognizes that's bad taxidermy, right?

That one on the right is a flying squirrel. Like, we're not breaking that news to him, are we? I don't know. Mick just sent in a photo of taxidermy. Bad taxidermy. Mick, you may want to work on your moves like Jaggers, so that's terrible. It literally just says mix. Mick.

Any Hoosers. Do we have any more? Oh, bad taxidermy. Absolutely. I got more bad taxidermy than I can shake you. Oh, yeah. Let's stay on that. We've given enough life advice.

Let's look at bad taxidermy and make fun of it. stuff. Hold on. I had, well, my bad. Oh, boy. Are there any humans? No, that would just be weird. Sorry. What? Just a finger. Can you taxidermy me? Yeah, you could be stuffed and Allison put you by the fireplace if you go before her. You got me all thrown off here because I had a plan and you just threw it off. That's gone. It's gone. Plans out the window. It's done. You're welcome. We stay nimble in here. We don't stick to us. I don't feel very nimble. We're very unashamed. We're very unashamed about not using a script. It's this weird room.

It is. I thought I had a bunch of bad taxidermy. Who deleted it? Oh, here's one. Where we at? Let's look. Come on. Come on.

Did I show you the duck shoulder? I ain't saying nothing. No. Boom. Duck shoulder mount. That's interesting. That is interesting. Those are actually pretty well done, though.

I would say that that ain't bad taxidermy there. Head poses are right. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good. There's your mergers. Dangers looking for a taxi okay who sent this this is old Ryan from Utah there's a different take I can't see what it is because he keeps moving it

Mount duck like deer heads yeah that's interesting duck like deer head I like it that's not bad no there's no whoever's got it has got the pose of the heads right and like the the feathers are all lined up good and they're in straight yeah so we're for this one oh no that's good taxid number that's not a canvas I don't know that I'm for. I mean, I don't want it, but it's not, it's not poorly done. I didn't do that. What just fell and who's, did the guy digging the hole outside just blow up?

My chest just vibrated. Wow. Or is Willie Robertson here? He might be. That's scared me to death. That's a pretty good guess. Where? Willie slammed.

I didn't see it, Buffalo Head. I saw a couple of golden eyes on the hood of. Golden eyes. That's what that was. Yeah. Yeah, but hey, there was a, there was. There was a canvas back. Yeah, I saw him in top.

Yeah, on the right. I showed you this one, though, didn't I? No, praise God, what happened to that? Fluffy. That's wrong, Pacey. Pacey, that one died of electrocution, apparently. Why does it have, like, eyes from a troll on there? Like, those are, like, the glue-on eyes that, like, rattle.

I don't know, man. And is that a snake behind it? Yeah, they're supposed to give him. Or maybe he's just scared. I ain't got that look at snakes back there. Snakes back there. Is that supposed to be a fox? That's the only noise I can think of when I see that.

Is that like a what does the fox say? He says, do a better job on me? I mean, that's terrible. Look at that. That's got the little googly eyes that you made like pipe cleaner animals out of in elementary school. Yeah, those are googly eyes for sure. You shake them. That taxidermis went to Hobby Lobby, where it's my favorite lobby for most of my hobbies.

but that is where they went to get those. Whatever you're looking for is in the hobby section. That's it, boys, Hobby Lobby. I told you. It is weird because part of that story is just lobby stuff. Where would you find that in a lobby? Snake. I know if you go to look for boat numbers, they're in the hobby section.

Isle three at the end? In Hobby Lobby. No, next time you need boat numbers, it's called Britney. She got one of vinyl things. She can print them out for you. I sell boat numbers. That's what I did. Hey, you know what that thing did for a living?

It was a comedian. What do you mean? Look at it again. That bad taxidermy? Yeah. Oh, it was weird. Oh, it was a comedian. That's what he's done for a living.

It was a comedian. The Fox or the taxiderm? Yeah, the Fox. He always got a laugh. Because the taxidermis should be one if he calls himself a taxidermy. That's terrible. He calls himself a taxidermy. You got any more?

I know. That was it. I got one more short one, I think. Just an advice one. Okay. You threw me all off. I like looking at weird pictures of animals. Well, I mean, what are you going to do?

You're going to do that one? Look, we're going to help out Austin. Okay, let's say. We're going to help out Austin from Huntsville, Alabama. Huntsville, baby. I've been there. Yep. He said.

Work the golf course there, boys. He's 26, but he's in the market for a truck. All right. He has a 2007. Sierra, 250,000 miles on it. It seemed better days. To that, sir, I commend you. He's just trying to figure it out.

What kind of truck he should get? I got a $2,000. Is there a brand that you need? I got 2012 with $210,000 on it. And for that, sir, I commend you. That depends on what you're going for. If you want a good ride, or I should say, if you want the best ride.

This is a man with a face on the side of me. Go with the Ford. he's a Ford man Galvin Is he just wanting truck advice? He wants truck advice But I'll say this You've done the right thing

By just running that one into the ground I'm a very big believer Drive it to the quits There you go Till it clicks That's right Gobwin's a man that owns a tundra Now

How do you like it I don't like it He said he likes it Good fuel mileage It's fire I'll fix it I get about 17 I'll just fix a

I get terrible My knowledge is just going to be going down today on trucks. Let me tell you, when you need some power and you call on it, it's got it. It's our. That's it. That's it. Guy one's a tundra, man. Godwin likes to go fast.

I do. I'm a man who believes in I will drive a very certain, only one truck, and it is whatever truck I got the best deal on. That's good advice. I don't care what the brand is. Yeah, I'm not a brand. I'm not a brand guy either. Give me the one that I got for the cheapest.

Give me a best deal. The least miles that'll last me the longer. I met the guy at Cooper GMC long ago here and now it's Jim Taylor. But he still works there. And I really enjoyed him and his process of selling me a vehicle, also known as I could text him what I wanted, and he'd say, got it. Come sign the papers. So I just get whatever he's got.

There you go. And that's not me loving a GMC. I just like Cliff. I like my man. So, you know, whatever, whatever you can afford. That's exactly right. Whatever you can afford is what you should get. I think he thought we'd all.

And if you looked at my truck, you'd be like, oh, that's a truck guy. Nope, we got a real good deal, and that's why I'm just going to drive that ugly thing until it quits. Ain't none of us got a Chevy tattoo in a small of our back if you were looking for confirmation like that way. Yeah, and or Ford or like, whatever works, gets you from A to B. Yeah. Whatever you can afford. Martin always says a truck is a tool. It is a tool.

Mine's two inches narrower than it was when I bought it. Them trees out at Campsioca ain't got a lot of give. They get tight. They get tight. Yeah, well, trees ain't got no give. And sometimes you've got to make a choice between dent in the back of your truck or dent in the front of it. I went with the back. So I got locked out of a place and had to back up down a muddy turn row and a pouring down rain.

Trailer got sliding. I only had one option. The grill on my truck. Let it keep going. The grill on my truck is. slightly tilted by a lot. It's just because you got to do stuff with it. Don't get attached to your truck.

No. That's going to upset some people that we said that. And a 4.8 my headlight one morning. Drilled in. You ready for the Bible verse? Yeah, get us out of here. All right. Well, I got a Bible verse from a certain listener.

He emails in all the time, Facebook comments. His name is Brian. Brian from Ohio. Brian, thanks for listening. All your comments are great. I love you, buddy. Ephesians 429. Do not let any.

unwholesome talk come out of your mouth, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs. That is, that it may benefit those who listen. Love you, Brian. I can't help but feel like that one was double-edged. Maybe. Maybe. I won't laugh because you don't like it when I do that. All right. See you guys next time. I'm right here in the duck call room. Especially you, Brian.