Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Is Counting the Days Till Buc-ee's Arrives in Louisiana!

Episode Date: January 12, 2023

Uncle Si and the boys are excited about the big news out of Ruston, Louisiana: Buc-ee's is on its way! (But why does Ruston seemingly get EVERYTHING?) Si and Martin explain what the wood carving on the table illustrates. John-David talks about his new diet of smoothies for lunch, and he can't wait till more people quit their healthy eating kick so the smoothie line isn't so long. Godwin and John-David devour some jerky sent in by a fan from Oregon. John-David tries to calculate how many cups of coffee Godwin drinks in a day. Martin is confused about how Si walked into Duck Commander late at night and started preaching to people. Plus, the boys talk about what cartoons they let their kids watch, and they all share encouragement with a heartbroken widow as she goes through the process of grief and loss.  --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How many times were you tagged on Instagram last week, Martin? I mean, as a believer. As a believer, baby. As a believer, baby. That is a cat. I mean, like, how do you not? It's not even close. What is it?

A dang black cat walking across a field that apparently went viral. But I thought y'all said there's no Black Panthers in Louisiana. Well, that video don't do nothing but hurt your case. As a believer. I missed it. You ain't, then you ain't looked in your Instagram messages if you missed. I don't even have been in a place where I had no service. I've got.

I will be legitimately curious if like the thought of Black Panther even crosses your mind. I've got, you know, some followers. I mean, this thing is walking across a Bermuda grass field that's been mowed and the grass come up to its ankle. I'm, like, it's a. I have never received more. Look, what is that? What is that? Don't y'all believe in baby panthers?

Is that a house cat? Y'all don't believe in baby panthers? The man who has believed in their existence. Yeah, that looks like a, you know. That's a house cat. Yeah. It's a baby panther. How many times did you get messaged?

I bet they're some in there right now. Hey, that looks like Sweet P got out of the house. I got like 30. Sweet P ain't been that lean in a long time. Yeah. And I felt bad because I want to believe. that somebody found. But you just can't.

Evidence. I believe. Because I do believe they're out there. Oh, I know how many it is. This one. Uncle Si might be right. Eric shared a real.

Share the real. Share the real. It's all the same one. Yeah. Somebody put Uncle Si was right on this person's post and that got 347 likes. And by the way, he is right.

But that's not. But not that. That's not that. That one doesn't prove it. You take a picture of a. house cat way away and then you zoom up and you can tell us the house cat yeah the zoom was a bad call camera man

come on come on come on come on come on come on welcome welcome back look a fish hook oh a fish hook boys oh I thought you spelled on my name paper clip that's for a big one that's for a big room welcome back we're back we're here well just oh I hear what do you hear that there's been inquiries about them symbols on that tubifo over there.

Boy, when they said, when they said if it comes up naturally, boy, you really made it natural. We told them about it and he heard it. That's good. Hold on, let me move that W south so everybody can see it.

The good part about this is, okay, is I love telling about there's a story to that. It is a story. What happens right here? It's the greatest story ever told. It is. Wait, hold on.

Am I on the wrong end? No, you're on the right. You're at the beginning. That arrow he's pointing out. Ladies and gentlemen, is when the word left heaven. Christmas. On Christmas. All right.

Okay. So it comes. That'd be Jesus Christ. So it comes down, so to speak, because it's a down era. To earth. That means he left heaven, okay? He went on, I guess they called it hiata. Is that the word I'm looking for when you leave and go somewhere?

Yeah. He went on holiday. Let's go on holiday. I've been watching a lot of bluey lately. He went on holiday. He just became flesh. Put you your arrow on the next thing. There we go.

This one. That's the cross. Ding. Now here's the deal, people. He left the word left heaven. And look, he became flesh. Born of the Virgin Mary, a little Jewish girl. No sex involved.

Okay. Right next to that is a tomb. Well, hold on. You didn't tell us what happened on the cross. The only reason, okay, that he was. became flesh is so that the wicked human race could get their hands on him and kill him. But he had told him if you destroy this temple and he was speaking about his fleshly body. If you destroy this temple of mine, okay, I'll raise it back in three days.

Then you go there, they killed him. They hung him on the cross. I always like to mention this. He keeps going backwards on me. He said, then they go there. They hung the creator of the cosmos. All these trees and everything else you see, he's the one that created it.

They nailed the creator to a pine tree or whatever. I think it was a gopher wood. Anyway. Goferwood was the ark. Y'all? They killed him. They killed him on the cross. They took him down.

They put him in a tomb. Then you look, there's two hours. One goes back up. Oh, we're back here. Okay. Okay. He bodily, okay, with witnesses, his disciples and apostles that he had chosen,

handpicked, they watched him descend bodily. Ascend. Assing, okay. D, down. Well, I just know that, hey, he went heavenward. I'm with you. With them watching them. I'm with, hey, I'm not here to put you on quiz for English language.

No, look, hey, that last arrow, he ain't got one thing left to do. Come on back and get us. And look, he's coming back to those that believe in him. Soon. And, hey, and I'm one of them. I'm looking forward to it because one of these days, just like he descended or ascended, okay, he did both, but we're talking about the ascended part.

Hey, I'm going to leave this earth, and I ain't going to need a jet pack or a helicopter or a jet plane. We're going to have a change address. And look, and when I meet him face to face, I'm going to say, Lord, can I take about three months off and go see the rest of what you created? Maybe it'll take me long in three months. Well, you have eternity. Well, you have eternity.

So that's what them symbols mean. It's the greatest story that has ever or ever will be told. It's a world's greatest love story. That's for sure. That's right. First Corinthians, one through four. 15. You forgot the chapter. We got 66 books that he recorded for us to tell you all about it if you want to read further.

Yep. In the B-I-B-N. I'm glad you brought that up naturally. That was good. And naturally, well, now that it's natural, a lot of the questions that were emailed in were how did they get one of those? This one was sent to us. And that's just a fan. One of the fans for me and Ms. Christine. His name is Brian Burroughs.

So I know we're not supposed to say. Burroughs. Look, I know we're not supposed to, no, it's spelled way different, but I like where you're headed. Oh, it's different. Oh, okay. However, I know we're not supposed to say last names,

but Brian, if you're still watching the show, if you want to start a side hustle, there's enough of our fans. You could probably drop a comment here, giving them your email, and you can, you probably, I don't know what you'd sell them for,

20 bucks, maybe, 1990. I don't know what that costs. I'm not a. I'm not a carpenter. Yeah, I can make no calls. He was. And hey, that's another thing. Good point, guys.

Hey, good point, guys. Hey, good point. Carpenter's son. So also, Brian, thank you because it's a gift for Sine and Christine, and it's on mining Godwin's desk. But this says hand carved in 22. So it may be a little more than 20 bucks. The boy, hey, don't mess with the boy, because, hey, he's pretty handy with a knife.

Oh, yeah, don't mess with him. I ain't messing with him. Back off of him, Martin. He will cut. Don't mess with him, boy, he's pretty handy with a knife. Something tells me the W sauce is cheaper than that. Decisions were made. There you go.

There you go. Got you. When did that show up? Because we've been getting a lot of emails. It was just here. I mean, I don't know how it got here, when it got here. You're asking, you know, when did it show up? We don't know.

About 2000 and 23 years ago? It's like everything else. Well, we normally try and give a shout out. That one was just been there. That's like what I'm doing. There you go. When did that? It's been here since last year.

But it just fit in so naturally with the room. I guess we glanced though. I just thought it. I thought it's been here for two years. Let me have put it by a year. Yeah, I just thought it has always been here. Yeah. But maybe it's because I'm used to looking at size shirt that's got it on there.

Well, that's true. Uh-oh. Hey, hey, leave that on. Whoa. No. Oh. Oh. No, no.

Hey. How many shirts are you wearing? He never takes it off. I had it on. He's had that one on a few days because he's got an over shirt over and it's stained up. Well, is it? It looks like he got doughnut frosting on it. Well, hey, there you go, boy.

Hey. Don't know. Are you wearing three shirts right now? Yeah, they probably got four. I mean, three. Yeah. Okay. Hey, because I froze my tail off this morning at deer hunting.

Yeah, it was at least 40. Hey, it was in the low 30s. It was 38. It was low 30s or I should say maybe high 30s. It was cold. But it started with a three. But it started with a three. There you go.

That's true weather. When it drops a low 60, I get cold boys. That's why your binderer gave up duck hunting. Yeah. Because it's first. It's too early in the morning. Okay. And then second, it's around water.

And then you're talking about, damn. I'm just glad you're. And, hey, Louisiana coal is way different because I went to Alaska when I went to Nile. And when I stepped off the plane, I was in khakis, summer uniform. And I was comfortable because it's a dry cold. And they said it was 38? I know. It was minus 40.

You weren't comfortable. You've told that story about how cold you were before. Well, hey, well, I didn't. realize, you can free the death up there and not even realize it. Okay. Oh, you just didn't realize how I didn't realize how cold a world. You can freeze to death and be comfortable. Oh, yeah.

I walked off of the plane. That's because he didn't realize. That's not how I want. They didn't have the getways that you just, you don't walk into. I'm just glad to know our government was kind of crazy back then. They sent you to Vietnam via Alaska. Yeah. Yeah.

Seems like there's a shorter distance. Maybe not. But I guess you fly them little straight lines up and come back down. Maybe that was a question. Well, there's not only that they give you the scenic route. Yeah. Did you catch any salmon while he's up there? No.

Went around my lars. No, but I actually went back. Okay. Oh, yeah, you went back. When I got older and watched the bears catch a bunch of salmon. That's pretty cool. And that was cool. Yeah.

And we landed in a mud puddle. And there was already seven planes on the mud puddle we landed in him. That's good. Uh-uh. Everybody up there, all the teenagers. Sound like a green winged teal. They don't have a driver's license. They got power flices.

That's right. They drive them puddle jumpers. Yeah, because the only way to get there is a boat, plane, or berf canine. That's the only way to get there. You're either a puddle jumper or dog sled, Jack. Up there. Hey, I prefer the puddle jumpers. You didn't hear it, Galvin.

Give him the mic on that one. How you get to them parts of Alaska, Galvin? Boat, plane, or birth canal? That's what they told me. This is what he heard. Well, hey. That ain't bad. There wasn't no roads up there.

Yeah. That sounds like a family business. We was up there and that, oh, that catchy can. Catch a can. And then there was one north of that. And that's the one that you didn't get there set by boat or plane or. And when it's cold, you could either go by frozen river. There you go.

Ice cats. I think it's cold up there. Well, look, let's go on to the first break. We'll be back right after that. Yeah, let's warm up. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means?

That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Tritels beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day.

And you never really know where that beef comes. time but with tritails beef we skip the grocery store and do it a different way try tales comes from a family ranch out in texas they're a fifth generation american ranch so they've been at it for a while now look the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door we threw a couple of ribbys on the grill look salt pepper garlic hot fire that's all you need look because i tell you what when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a you can taste the difference.

The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedails Beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash.

That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Well, look, we talked about this guy that fans send in. Oh, is that dynamite you got in your hand? It might as well be. Look, these are meat sticks from Hubbard, Oregon, our friends. Hubbard, Oregon. Yeah.

Kevin. Oregon, listen? The Oregon Trail. I hadn't been there. Hey, that's how we went west, boys. I don't even know where Hubbard's at. Continue, Mark. It's in the west.

It's in the west, all I know. So thank you, Kevin and Kerry. Okay, Kevin and Kerry. I was just trying to get to their names. KK. Kevin and Kerry. But I'm assuming. I was looking for the fuse.

That these is on your plan. Uh-oh. Oh, you can eat them, Gatlin. Let's bust them out. Well, hey, let's bust them open, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Hold on. What else you got in the bag?

You may want something else. You may want some... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! You may want terriaki, turkey, or hot. Oh, they're getting serious, boys. Say the terriac. Now, that's some dynamite there.

Hot. I just love the... food ends up in my office. Hey, it's a good problem. Most of it I bring in here. I love it. Hey, it's it. Oh, God, when I have, yeah.

Talking about that. I have two keto ice creams for you. Sorry about that. I went in there and got me some coffee. And there was a chocolate chip cookie in there. The double-dosey. Oh, the one with the frosting in the middle. Yeah.

Yeah, I walk by it all day. Is it in there now? Yeah. It's in there now. Oh, you. I walked right. I've walked by it all morning. I look at it.

Kudos on to you, John Cowan. How's a terriaki beef stick from Hubbard, Oregon? It's decent. I can tell. I can tell. He ain't got time to talk to you. I can tell you this. He didn't.

I can tell you this. But somehow you manage. Every time. Every time. Hubbard Oregon. But anyway, Kevin and Kerry, thank you. If I did, it'd be off the other end. Yeah, I think that.

Yeah. We about that the lady in the tramp situation over there. You want to meet in the middle? Yeah. There you go. Oh, man. Well, anyway. No, that's pretty good.

Is it? There's no such thing as a bad beef jerky meat stick. Yeah, you're the man that, like, keeps Slim Jim in business. Don't nobody eat those anymore, but you, do they? They don't? I wouldn't think so. Who's not? No.

I mean, there's just, seems like there's better options, Randy Savage. Yeah. I mean. No, I love a Slim Jim. Anything the name should throw you all. But I like those, too. Slim Jims? You want a flavor?

I mean, I'm not... Original turkey or hot? Hot. Hot. Although this isn't on my plans. I'm going to have to wait a while. Boom! But I'm on.

I ain't on you playing. Oh, I'm on a plan. You on something, not on keto? Oh, it's... What I'm on is sad. What is it? Hey, I got enough if you want to use it. I just eat...

I have been having only a smoothie for life. Wait a minute. You said, ice cream. I got just some keto ice cream at the shop. It took three minutes for that to register to go. That's right. That's fantastic. What's it doing that?

Uh-oh. Somebody brought a bunch of ice cream by, but they gave you two specifically. Waiting on you to come by a bucket of minors? Didn't you just come? I didn't think about it until I saw it. No, don't bring it to him. Make him come buy something from me to get his ice cream. I'm trying to make a little money on the side.

This is good. Is it? Is it? This is totally off my plan, so I'm only going to eat one. I'm going to eat two. That's on your plan, man. You got to stick to the park. That's on his plan, boys, eat two.

Oh, man. Oh, it even feels like dynamite. That's what Paula said. That's right. I forget what it was. She said, that ain't on the plan. I said, I plan on eating it. That ain't on the plan, but I plan to eat it.

There you go. I love it. But now I do got to watch what it eat. Do you? Well, you're the incredible shrinking man. So you need me to take them from you? No. Oh, you're just saying in general.

Not watch how many of those you eat. You got some in front of them. Oh, I don't want any. I'm good right now. Are you sure they're really good? Yeah, I mean, tomorrow morning when I go duck hunting, I'll probably snag a few and put him in my bag. Right now I'm good. How has duck season been, Martin?

That's solid. We took some people the other day from our friends over at Yeti. They had some folks down. One was a chef from, dang, Brad, Rhode Island. Rhode Island chef. Yeah, I asked him where he's from. He called himself a mutt. That was his line, not mine.

He said he was a classic New York mutt. A mutt. A mud. A New York mutt. I mean, I know what a mutt means down here. That means it's some sort of mixed breed. A cur. It's like, but that's what he called himself.

But he was good with a shotgun. He killed him a couple of mallards. Yeah, a couple of mallards and a whedging. And then the fun part was one of the producers from Yeti. She was a female, had never been duck hunting, went with us. And I handed her my 20 gauge and she killed her a big old Mallard Drake right over to decoys. That's what I'm talking about. It's always fun watching somebody killed one for the first time.

But I'll give her this. she was very unsure. She was originally from Cali. So she likes eating wild game. She prefers it over the grocery store. She just wasn't sure about the actual process of her obtaining the wild game. Oh, there you go. Which I can appreciate that.

Look, it's not for everybody. I understand. Look, we call it hunting, but the result of a hunt is a nasty word. It's a kill. And that's something sometimes some people have to cross in their mind. I get it. and she finally got comfortable with it, and she said, okay, I want to play now.

She said, I've just been watching the game. I'm ready to play the game. Let's play. Let me. Send me in, coach. Here you go. Send me in coach. Here's you a 20 gauge right here.

And she got it, and Maladrate come in, and she killed him. And that was fun. She said, I think I really like this duck hunting. I said, there you go. We got us another one, boys. Got us another one. Speaking of another one, Jaquoise emailed in, just because you were talking about that.

Malad Drake, first Malice. First Mallard Drake of his life. He's over in Fort Bliss, Texas. Is he? He sent that in. There you go. Oh, I'm wearing a Michael Waddell shirt. Michael Waddell shirt.

That's a beautiful Mallard Drake. I did. I didn't know they got them in Texas. Well, yeah. No, I know. I've hunted out there enough to know. They get a lot of Mallards out there. But he sent that in, and you were talking about people's first duck, and I was like,

boy, do I have one dog? Hey, there you go. Hey, first duck stories are always awful. He's from Florida. He's active duty military, though, in Fort Bliss. So thank you for your service, too, man. Hey, that story just keeps getting better. And congrats on your first mouth.

Yeah, here at a minute, he's going to say it was band-down. I mean, that story just keeps getting better. I'll have a terriaki beefsteak in your honor. Uh-oh. There you go. He said one more. One more on you, Jack. Is this beef?

I don't know if it was something like exotic. No, it's beef. Oh, yeah. And the first ingredient is beef. That's good. Hey, I did look up. I'm glad they said that one first. This weekend, by the way.

You did what? I looked up something. What's that? Because my daughter got a whole bunch of flamingo stuff for her birthday. Mm-hmm. Naturally, I thought, what's flamingo tastes like? No. I had to look at it.

I didn't eat one. Oh, okay. It tastes like shrimp. Nope, tastes like duck. Does it? That's what I read on the internet. A flamingo. So if you ever, you know, get in a tight spot.

You can eat a flamingo. You can eat, and it'll taste like, it's like a duck. It's like a duck, boys. Yeah, the problem is there's a big scale of flavors in duck that runs a gamut. Because there's, you know, you got green wing teal that tastes really, really good. And then you got things like a blue wing tail. In September is tough to eat. Yeah, now he's fine to.

You flop it on the blue wing. They weren't good this year, though. Yeah. But then you got them things that dive. Oh. Oh, bottom feeder. They need a lot of TLC and stuff. distraction.

Which is probably what a flamingo taste. See, that's what I would consider a flamingo probably tastes like. Snails and minors. And he eats a lot of shrimp because he pink because of the shrimp

did he eats. Now, if he tasted like a shrimp, I'm in. I love shrimp. I hate shrimp. He probably don't taste like it. Probably not, though. Yeah.

He probably had to bowl him. Like a shrimp? Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway, that's what I learned. Put him in a bowl. There you go. They taste.

I imagine everything taste over. Okay, if you're hungry. If you're hungry. Yeah. And you wrap it in bacon and put a jalapeno and some cream cheese next. Lots of distractions. Oh, yeah.

Everything. Or garlic, bell pepper, and onions. Throw the Trinity at it and see what happens. Kudor for the distraction. Them Kajun's been eating it for a long time. But that's pretty good. Let's take another break. The Gobbin can wet his whistle.

And we'll be back right after this. I'll get some coffee. If you don't like pizza, I can't trust you. I don't disagree with that assessment. But we can't talk about it. because gobbins in here. I'm sorry. I can have it with cauliflower crust.

Boom. Chalaga. Okay. cauliflower crust. The nooks one with cauliflower crust ain't that bad. You never tell it different. Better with flour. Oh, yeah, you can tell it different.

You know what's better in cauliflower rice? Rice. You're being rude. I'm just saying. I mean, you're not wrong. Yeah, you can't. I never had collard rice. You can't substitute.

Yeah, no. That won't work. You ain't had that rice cauliflower? I have. Them Wheeler's is on that. Boy, Miss Paula cooked a roast last night. How was it? Was it out of cauliflower?

Off of a deer ham. Oh. Venison roast. One of them I had hanging for 21 days. I was it. It was awesome. It was awesome. It was good.

I made that Mississippi pot roast thing with ducks. Was it good? Yeah, that's good. Actually, really good. Mainly because you couldn't tell it was a duck. We got a freezer full of deer meat. Them women in my household has, cook on war on them deer

declared war all I said we ain't gonna have to buy no meat this year none none I like good that's wild I had a buddy give me a gallon bag of crappy fillets yesterday

what kind of friend is this a good one I don't have any of those things a really good one a really good one they were cleaned I'll trade you some filet for some manners. Uh-oh.

I make that happen. Will it and deal, boys. I will and deal all day. Pound for pound. How? Pound for pown. Half a pound. Doing some math.

Yeah, I'm in. I got it. I had a hold and think. What's that? Half a pound, baby. Pound for pound. Well, Martin, I think we have to discuss it. What?

The news. What news? The news about the I-20 corridor. Oh. I don't know that I'm happy, Martin. If you don't think I won't drive 20 minutes a wrong way to work every day, you have got the wrong. What are you talking about?

You ain't seen, Gobin? What has moved in? Our neighbors over in Rustin. Rustin! What about it? Oh. They are getting a business that is sought after by many. Oh, man.

We were so close, Martin. It's Marrow. It doesn't start with a bee. It starts. Are you kidding me? A bee. Buckees has arrived in Louisiana. It hasn't arrived.

I think they're actually... It's on their way. They're on their vote. I think they're voting on it tonight, and if they vote wrong over in Rustin, people of West Monroe elect me as your next mayor. I think I ought to put that at Calhoun, exit. I'm cool with that.

Calhoun, Westman. I'm actually, I'm fired up about Rustin. I'm a little hurt that it's a little further than I'd like it. I'm just glad it's not Arcadia, because then I'd have to make decisions. Yeah, Rustin. Rustin's really just like, go to Ironham. cactus but keep going kind of. I mean, it's not that big of a deal. I can make rust and work for

some beef jerky. Oh, yeah. I mean, the boys have got to go. Like, they ain't ever been to Buckees. I got to take them to one. I mean, immediately. It's closer than Gulf Shores. And when you go to Dallas now, you get to stop twice at Buckees. One, 20 minutes into your drive. Oh, don't matter. You got to stop and get your little old snack at the Dairy Palace. The Dairy Palace. Yeah, see, that one, I mean, Dairy Palace, I ain't. They do have a fried spam sandwich The one in Canton? Yeah

Got a ham and cheese too I eat the spam one I will say The drive from Westman Road to Dallas And back and forth There are some great spots It is Yeah

And now that we're going to have Also a lot of polis Two buckies Well just go the speed limit Man what's you in such a hurry for I ain't in a hurry It just doesn't matter if you're speeding or not When you see one you slow down

They just make you You have it set on 71 You're going to tap a break Like, 69. And turn the volume down. Yeah. Because they're listening. And then feel for your seatbelt.

Make sure that thing's still like. Well, you can see better when you turn the volume down. Yeah. Or when it's raining and people get up real close to the windshield like they can see further. Yeah. Do you ever notice that? I've never done that way. I have turned the volume down when I saw a police officer.

That's because you was bumping to something. You shouldn't have been bumping. No, that's not true. That's because you're rolling around with the childish Gambino. Hey, well, no, I didn't ever listen. Change my ways. Andy Minio. Yeah.

Now that it is Crowder, I mean, that's fine. That's cool, dog. Anyway, Buckees. Yeah. Buckees. We're going to be so close. It's so close. It's like a dream come true, but it's just over the hill.

Luckily for me, one of my really good... Yeah, you're real close. One of my really good friends lives in Rustin. And we duck hunt together almost every day of the season. I said, if you don't go the night before and get me two brisket tacos and have... them every morning. I said, I need you to buy them yourself the first day, and then I'm going to take that and multiply by 60. I said, I'm going to hand you that cash, and I'll calculate a delivery fee. Calculation. But his office, he's got to drive right by it. Does he? Yeah, to get back on

interstate and go home. See, my best friend works in Rustin, but he's, he probably won't go the extra five miles. No, he ain't going to do it. Drew? No, he's out. Come on, Drew. He's too skinny. It don't mean that much to it. He might run to Buckies. Yeah. something like that. Yeah. He ain't never been to the center of the store. Yeah, that hot meat counter. Yeah.

Yeah. But now we can get them candied pecans. The candy pecan. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, oh, buddy. I'm not sure if this is a good thing. See, I don't, I didn't, yeah, this is not good for Godwin's plan. But they do have, like, keto bowls in the mornings with eggs, brisket, and cheese.

Oh, yeah. It's a beautiful thing. I had that, and they weren't even morning. I'll say this. is a man who's firmly against replacing turkey with things that should be pork and beef. Yeah. They got some turkey jerky over there. Turkey

turkey. It's so good. I don't know if it's actually jerky. Or turkey. Or turkey. But it's delicious and that's what the pack is. All I know, yeah, I'm in. I'm sorry. You got me. Even though it's in Rustin, do you think we'll be invited to the grand

opening? Absolutely not. We've been clamoring for this for years. Doesn't matter. And size here. We're not from Rustin. We ain't welcome there. I don't know who we are. We're outside of it. That's the problem with Rustin.

Terry Bradshaw. You know, the cool thing is nobody from Rustin is listening to this. Because we're from West Monroe. So we can say whatever we want to about the folks of Rusty. I want to ask. None of them listening. I say a transplant. I want to ask our fans this.

Are there like little town wars all over America? Absolutely. Like how West Monroe, like if you say I'm from Monroe, I will correct you. No, I'm from Westman. See, I don't. Because Monroe's the one on the map of the Weather Channel. So, like, if you've heard of Monroe, most time I just say, we're from Monroe.

I'm from West Monroe. Leave it at that. But then, like, Rustin and Monroe got a thing. We're both looking at each other. Rustin got their own thing with everybody. See? Like, if you ain't named Rustin, they don't even like Shudron. They don't even like Shudron.

And they're the gatekeepers. Like, you got to drive through Shudron to get to Rustin. Not, well, I don't like him. No. I mean, we're all right beside him. That's why they sent Clay to Shudron. They got tired of him. He's from there.

They kicked them all the way to shooting. They kicked them to the golf course. Uh-oh. I just want to know if that's a thing all over America. Like a medium-sized town wars all within 20 minutes of each other. Oh, yeah. Are we even medium-sized town? I think so.

Are we? 50 to a hundred town. Many people's here. I don't even know. I'd say that's a big. In Washington. I know in the morning when I'm trying to get to work there's a lot of humans on that interstate. See?

That's good Godwin get here early. You wait till 9 and all that died? down. I spend two hours of daylight, I'm being burnt by then. The real reason is Ms. Paula's gone and Godwin don't want to drink coffee by himself because he comes up here to drink coffee with Jackie for the first hour. Jackie's good coffee. Am I wrong?

I ain't going to stay at the house by myself. I'm going to drink coffee with somebody. Might as well go build some wood duck. I'm going to drink the coffee at the house. I'm going to leave the house. I'm going to leave the house. and go to Country Corner, get me some coffee, see what they've been catching. Then I'm going to leave Country Corner and I'm going to go to work.

How many cups of coffee do you drink a day? Oh. See, now you don't got to med. I ain't never counting. See, my new job, but yes, it's not new anymore. I've learned a lot about the men of Goblins' age and coffee. They can drink it all day even when it's 99 outside. And do you drink cold?

Like, once it's cold, you're just like, oh, whatever, and just keep drinking it? No. No, he put it in the microwave, though. My dad, it'll be sitting out for like an hour It'll still a little left No Okay I ain't drinking cold coffee

I don't even drinking hot coffee I don't know how many I mean I might A couple pots I'd say yeah Well they drink two pots Before they leave the house every morning Yeah probably so

That's a lot of coffee Then I drank a pot Here And then I go home when we get home we have our evening coffee. That's decal. No? No, I'm kidding.

That ain't coffee. Decaf ain't that, boys. So you're like two or three pots of coffee a day. Probably. That's wild. I've just never known that. I'd say probably three at the most. And if he goes duck up in the field, that's another one.

Yeah, that'd be. I'll take, however much at you, Get it thermosol hold. Can I still have something left over? And I'll make another for the ride back. He's really contemplated the amount of coffee. And all just black. It might not be three all the time.

Yeah, you don't put nothing in coffee. See? Except more coffee. That's right. Learn something new every day. Well, Martin, I'm going to let you finish that water. And I'll send us to a break because Martin, I just done got thirsty

You haven't got thirsty You ain't finished your coffee today I don't drink coffee I'm too young I drank that when I was young What coffee? Yeah I'm always drinking No my dad you've got to throw away three cups That he leaves all of his store

He'll leave that cup sitting on the counter For like a couple hours And go Huh That's gross No Oh coffee You know what that tells me

Who's a man He don't really like it No, not even that. That tells me that when your daddy was growing up, he didn't have a lot of money. Because he ain't going to leave that laying around go to waste. That's true. That's what that tells me. Whenever I see people that do that, you always ask them the same thing,

because by that time of their life, generally they're successful, but they still in that habit from when they were younger. Don't waste nothing. He's the same guy turning a light switch off when he walk out the room. Don't leave that light on. And y'all's claws it back here. He'd go back there to look for something. He turned a light on when he go in.

When he walked out, he turned it off. He didn't have that money for electricity. Even though it arguably cost as much power to turn on and off that does just leave her running. I turn the lights off. Yeah. I've reached that. I mean, I've just seen it.

I can guarantee you that if you asked him his thought process. I don't get people driving down the road with their lights off in the ring. That's what's illegal. They do it all the time. How do you turn your headlights off these days? You've got to turn them off. Yeah, you've got to be trying because that little auto button makes them run. Man, it's pouring down rain, they driving down the road with lights off.

These are new cars. The lights come on automatic. You've got to do something to turn them off. You just got to be mad. When your lights on so people can see, that's unsafe. Idiots. Oh, that's worse. I asked somebody that one time, they said, well, we're saving our bulbs.

Saving your bulbs? Yeah, it didn't make no sense to me either. Well, they've obviously changed that bulb. That is no fun. Well, how about your hand don't fit there. Have you ever changed your refrigerator's light bulb? Why don't we make all light bulbs out of that? Mine don't.

I know it. Mine never goes out. It's always on. It's always been on. So you must be right. But your ice maker will lay down on you in a heartbeat. Amen. Don't make it out of that.

Hey, worst one that is at night. Worst one of that is at night and they don't drive with them on. With their headlights? Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's about 12. And we got a bunch of edits in Russ Monroe. What are you doing up at 12 1 o'clock?

Well, okay, coming back from a poker game or either going hunting. Yeah. Look, I rolled up here the other night at 7 o'clock. I had to go do some things. I rolled up here about 7 o'clock size trucks at the front door. I'm like. Yeah, tell me, what's going on here? And I look in the lobby of Duck Commander and there's sigh with five men.

Of course, I'm just coming up here because I forgot my peanut butter pie. And I'm preaching the gospel to these five men. Yeah, I walk in, size sharing the gospel with five men in the lobby, and I'm just up here getting a peanut butter pie. I said, boy, one of us is really living right now. Well, somebody comes through town. No, I'm with you. Yeah, and they wanted to meet me, so, hey.

And then, I said, hey, how you lock this place up? I said, well, I'll lock it up for you, but how did you get in? That's a better question. We got here before the last person left, and whoever was one that left. just said, hey, it's right. Figure it out. Lock it out when you leave.

There's somebody here. Figure it out. Yeah, I just told Philip, said, hey, Carl Williams and tell him come in, you know, he needs to lock his join up. Oh, man. Lock it up. Yeah, I was not expecting, A, anybody to be here,

and I certainly wasn't expecting Silas Robertson to be here at 7 p.m. That's a rare sight. But I wanted a piece of that pie. Here I come. I came on back and got my pie. I'll make a man do strange things. Of course, I say that, like it's a pie, I also left Britney's coffee creamer here that she asked me not to forget. You got to keep Mama happy.

We've all made that drive. Yep. So I said, well, let me go back and get all of that. Just so happened, the pie was here, too. That was just happy accident. But, you know. You got to keep Mom happy. Yeah.

Because if Mom ain't happy, nobody. She wanted to know the other day. When are you coming home? and it used to not be god to keep her happy all summer she'd leave me alone in the winter but now she got on done got all riled up over his deer hunting i'm cutting into her hunting time when i ain't oh miss paula done got big mad at you she runs the joint i's got to go shoot me a dear i was just about to call miss paula last night tell her come my house but come get tees i know for what come get these young

Absolutely, buddy. I know they're not yours. I know. I know they're not yours, but come get it in. What is it? I had her number pulled up in my phone. I ain't even kidding. Because they sit.

They got their first sickness, which ain't nothing but a cold. But like Saturday night, I slept for like an hour, maybe. Maybe an hour. And by like 8 p.m. yesterday, I was done. I was like, no, this is, this, this is, this is. No, this ain't it. You call her at 3 o'clock in the morning. She'll be there at 3.10.

Yeah. Oh, that's why her number got pulled up in my phone. I said, who could I call that would come stay over here? And let your boys just get like two, three hours. That's all I need. What's with women and babies? I don't know, but they love them. They sure do.

And I show them glad they love them like their own. That's a good thing. Because them boys with that cold, man. They can't sleep. They slept good last night, I guess, because they were so. tired from the day before. They only woke up a couple of times during the night. But we've been spoiled. See, they've been sleeping through the night.

Oh, they're like three weeks. Yeah, they've been sleeping like 10 o'clock 7.30 in the morning. Yeah, then, uh-oh. There's new beds at the clubhouse. Can't hear them from there either, can you? I still ain't spend a night away from them. The day's fast approaching more I am, but I still ain't. I've spent a night with them every night.

sleeping's important it is gotta get them to sleep then when they turn 8th they'll wake up at 4 a.m. Come stare at your face no and just turn the TV on full blast in the living room wake the whole house up what was they watching it for? I don't know

whatever's on very tired whatever don't whatever infomercial sigh watches whatever don't yeah he said he was confused because the clock was wrong I think he messed up the clock oh there he was laying in bed he's like

I'm awake let's go he got up watching cartoons and all he found was debt relief help. Yeah. He probably didn't find much value in that. But wait. There's more. Or to get help with his Medicare plan.

Yeah. I don't watch a lot of 4 AM, too. Do you have Humana? Saidas. Medicare Part B. That's right? Fort B and Part C and D. What I need to call for.

I don't even know what we're talking about right now. Commercials. Yeah. You will. That's exactly right. Yeah. You will. Yeah.

You start duck hunting again. You'll see them commercials. It ain't always bluey. That's early. Bluey's excellent. It's a fantastic. It's a great show. Love it.

You all watch a lot of Bluey? Absolutely. It's one of the few things the boys are like zoned in and look at the TV. I don't know if they're watching it, but they like, they'll zone in and it'll just kind of keep them at bay for a little bit. They're not clubhouse fans, huh? No. No. No.

Good. No, they watch like three things that they'll actually pay attention to. Football? Football. Wheel of Fortune. Nope. And. Bluey. Not Wheel of Fortune? Uh-uh. Have you tried it?

Yes, I have. The game show network stays on at our house. So they have no interest in any game shows. Because the wheel normally gets them. But the Spider-Man, Spidey and his amazing friends. Spidey and his amazing friends. So that's what they're into. They're wall climbing. Yeah, they are.

Little Junior Hulk is a funny-looking critic. too but oh yeah i was thinking you were calling one of your kids no jeez martin when he said that my white popped up in my mind what did my grandson white oh he's junior holt hey oh yeah because he bailed out of the second story to the to the couch how'd that treat him i'm pretty rough he didn't land exactly right he didn't stick to land Yeah, he didn't land exactly right, and he ended up on the floor kind of rudely. Guy, when you remember the last time you jumped off second floor or something?

No? Me neither. I don't remember that. There you go. Well, let's take our last break, and we'll get in that inbox when we come back. All right. I will, if you will. Oh, all right, Sean.

You ready? I'm ready. What's in that inbox? Hello at duckcallroom.com. Do you want like a multiple choice? No. Multiple choice. I just want you to start reading.

Godwin, hey, guys. serious advice. Thank you. Hey guys, Ford Johnny D. Well, Gobwin's here. What did you say?

Said Godwin. Godwin, Adam from Pennsylvania. I'm fixing to go to Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania? Well, no, ain't? In March.

March. That's fixing to. Fixing to. Soon, it's a funny word. He was just wondering what kind of bike and classes

you race back in the day as the fly flea. Fly flea. Because every time you bring up motocross and we're all confused, he gets all excited.

There you go. I started my first bike was a XR 75. Honda. Honda. XR. 75? A second bike was a Honda XR. No.

We had a daddy soup, one of them up to a 110, put a stroker in it, and it had so much compression, I kept blowing the spark plug out. Uh-oh. He sounded like him boys on Arkansas Public League. But I had a, yeah. On them boats. Yeah. I had a T-Sizuki, it was, they wouldn't. putting RMs back then they were TMs.

That's trademark. 100. 100s. For the 100 class, there was a 100 class, 100 class with big wheels, 21-inch wheels. And I had an RM and a YZ 125 at different times. A YZ 120? Yamaha. YZ's Yamaha, RM Suzuki.

And 125 at different times. run and then 250 I had a CR 250 R and it was blueprinted so it was pretty fast. What does that mean to you here, John David? I have no idea, but Adam right now is pumped. Oh, he knows exactly what I'm talking about. Adam, who you got for A1? Steak sauce? We got W-south.

No, that's Anaheim 1. Jeff Gordon? Hey, W-sau, baby. Yeah. Junior? I don't know. One's car Michael. He's retired.

Who do you got? Man, that's a tough one. It's going to be To-Mack or Sexton. There you go. Toby Mac, Grace's bikes, too? Oh, he's fast. Toby Mac, boys. I thought he's just a singer.

Oh, Bobby. What else you got, Matt, boy. All right, what else you got, I wish I could chime in, but I got no clue. I can't help. And Daytona is how many days away? Daytona, 19. It's a little bit more than that, but you're pretty close.

Pretty close, but we're counting down. About 40 days. About 40 days, well, yeah. All right, how heavy do you? New cars, baby. How heavy you want to go here, Martin? I don't care.

I'm heavy. Si? He ain't very heavy. Go heavy. Heavy. He's my brother. Heavy is the heart. That's your brother.

All right. All right, well, Miss Lisa emails in. She's from Alexandria, super close. Louisiana? Mm-hmm. Come join us at Buckees here. She ain't from Rustin, though. No.

She wouldn't be listening if she was. Yeah, sorry, Lisa. I think it's a good thing. No, Ms. Lisa emails in, and she needs advice. Unfortunately, her husband passed away six months ago. She desperately misses her best friend and sometimes business partner for almost 40 years. She does well for a couple days. Then she gets her mind and cries for a day or two.

She's prayed. She still does, but she's exhausted coping with loss. She has some physical handicaps so she can't get out much. Not really a people person. Preferers the company of herself and books. Any advice on dealing with the grieving process? That's a tough one. It's, you know, everybody says that it takes time.

But you need a, she can't. can't get out and do stuff, that's going to be pretty real. You need to occupy your time with something else besides just sitting there thinking. Because that's your going to be your worst enemy right now. I would say you're bound to have a lot of friends. I would go with lean on your friends. Yeah. And then actually grieve.

Yeah, yeah. Like, I think a lot of times we get caught up and I don't want to be sad. I don't want to be this, I don't want to be that but cry those tears, get them out of there. Like, it, it does help. Like, I mean, I was stubborn as a mule about that mess, like, with my dad and stuff. And, I mean, you know, sometimes even to this day,

sometimes still a good, a good cry get you set back on the right direction. Yeah. You know, we just passed the anniversary of that a couple weeks ago. And I went right to the tree where I was standing. Keep thinking every year on that day. day like that go by that tree where I was duck hunting is going to get easier it ain't yet and that's been two years so I mean just let yourself go through the grieving process which looks so much

different for everybody like there there's not a right there's not a right way there's not a wrong way other than to just do it like just let it bump and I mean we'll lift you up in prayer for sure because that I mean you're talking about your best friend of 40 years and all right And thank you for that too. That's a great example. Business, like, it ain't easy being in business with your significant other. And 40 years is impressive. If Saigo's first, Christine, going to have one big party.

And then she's probably going to turn the radio on because it's going to be too quiet around that house. That's true. I'm a noise maker. That's true. Well, yeah, I would just say, and I ain't even 40 years old. to know what you're going through. I ain't got a clue. Yeah. But, you know, we

talk a lot here like, oh, joy of the Lord, oh, the Lord's got you. It's okay to cry. Oh, ain't that the truth. And it's okay to be sad. Like when Lazarus died, I think I said this a couple days ago on the podcast, Jesus wept. John 1135.

And he knew he was about to raise him from the dead. But still seeing his friends hurting, knowing people were going through stuff toward Jesus Christ up who knew what was about to happen. Yeah, he cried so hard they made a verse out of it. One that you'll remember. Yeah, they...

Everybody can memorize that one. Yeah, they thought that... They thought enough of it to write it down. Yeah, they were like, whoa. And didn't use the phrase cried. Wept. I don't think there's a... I mean, it's going to be your whole life.

Yeah, it's going to be the rest of your time until you meet him again in heaven that you were going to have these feelings. And miss them. Like, but... you have more good than bad i'll say that you get to the point where there's way more good days than there are bad because i see it with mom like and you know luckily for her now she's got the grandkids to kind of occupy her time two fresh grandbabies but you know it um it uh it does get a little i'm not even going to say easier you just learn how to deal with it better yeah i don't think the

process i don't think the motions get any less raw or real you just figure out out how to deal with them better. And I can tell you after six months, my mother was not ready for the, yeah, she was where you are. Yeah. Trust me when I tell you that. She was right there. I think the most important thing we can say to you, Lisa, is nothing you're saying is

abnormal or anything, like you're just totally normal human reaction to what you've been through. And we'll be praying for you because, I mean, it's tough. That is. Sure. That's true. Anything to send us out of here, Si? Well, I was thinking that as long as you remember them,

they're never really actually gone. Okay, because they're still with you. Like Martin was talking about duck hunting with his father, going by a certain tree that they've stood by and shared moments with. Okay, because there's always stuff that reminds you, you know, of how good of life you did have with your husband. Yeah. But it, like Martin said, there ain't a way we can tell you

it's going to get better with time. You're still going to miss your partner for 40 years, okay? So the only thing I can tell you is, hey, my personal belief is your husband is in a better place surrounded by those that love him and care for him. And he's just waiting on you? And he's waiting on you, baby. Yeah.

Don't think I can say. Absolutely. Well, send us out of here, Johnny Deek. Boy, did you read this Bible verse? No. You just tossed it up there for me. Hebrews 12-1 is a great one and two. It's a great, well, I think it's just 12-1, actually.

Great one to remember Lisa and Martin and anybody that's been through laws. Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, your husband, Martin's dad. everybody that's gone on before us, let us throw off everything that hinders in the sin that so easily entangles and let us run with perseverance, the race that is marked out for us, fixing our eyes on Jesus, the pioneer and perfector of our faith. For the joy set before him, he endured the cross scorning its shame and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God. Amen We'll be with them all one day Amen

Lisa we'll be with you too one day We're all going to meet up One day there's going to be a duck call room in heaven Just like Well Maybe we can do it for like 10,000 years or so And just hang out for a minute Probably gonna be a buckups too

But we'll see y'all next time right here In the duck call room We're out Godwin take your meat stick Bye That's right Take them meat stick away Don't take you to Dude.