Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Is FED UP With America's Entitlement

Episode Date: November 11, 2021

Uncle Si and the boys salute America's veterans and tell war stories you've never heard before. Stone remembers his grandfather telling him about storming the beaches of Normandy, and then he delivers a righteous rant about the tremendous sense of entitlement in our country today. The boys share some of their favorite "Duck Dynasty" moments — including what you didn't see. BK scares her mom half to death with an epic prank. And Phil Robertson makes a surprise call to the Duck Call Room. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To start things off, I do want to take this moment to wish all of our veterans a very happy Veterans Day and say thank you from the bottom of our heart for your service. Especially these two in the room with us. Absolutely. I love these men. You got what I did at 10 o'clock. This morning? Yeah. Oh.

I went. I have no idea. I'm going to tell you how much I love you, but go ahead. Grant Taylor took me over and we gave a veteran a brand new house. Oh, that's awesome. What? And it was, yeah. A house?

Yeah. That's what's up. Kevin and Jennifer is their name. Awesome. And they just, they was in Texas. They moved him and I wish I remember who built it, but they built them a house and just gave it, dedicated it, gave it to them today.

That's what's up. Hey, look for that one, hit that bell. You ain't even, look at there. There you go, boys. I'll take it. Yeah. But anyway, it was really good, you know, everybody. So even the man that was in charge of the veterans from our governor come up.

Good. You know, that's awesome. So it was good. It really was. Well, one thing for sure, we don't ever repay that debt. So, you know, thank y'all from the bottom of our heart. Happy Veterans Day to the veterans and their families. And, well, let's get into it.

Stone. I hear you've got a new house guest, don't you? Yeah, well, that was, we had a little, little action, I guess. At the house, you know, my wife, she's a little jumpy. She hates a snake, I know that. So, you know, Bullfrog has been known to be a sort of a trickster of sorts. She hung around with Willie too much. See, you know, no, she, I think we all know who she hangs around with and it ain't Willie.

but so my youngest daughter, Sage, she takes juditsu. She's seven. So I bought her this grappling dummy because she keeps trying her moves out, her chokes and submissions on her little cousins. And that hadn't gone over too well. She's winning the fights though, isn't she? So, oh, yeah, she's, yeah. So I tell the other kids, I said, look, y'all got to learn how to do

defend and escape before you can do anything you know you just sit there and get choked out she'll choke them till they tap you know and if they don't tap are you're gonna pass out well that's right she ain't quite strong enough for that stay away from that house so anyway i told the wife i said i'm gonna get it one a little graplin dummies i don't know have you ever seen one no no you need to see if you can find a picture one uh yeah i think so you need to you need to bring johnny d so i can get a picture oh okay like this yeah yeah so yeah looks just like that got a target on his head you know that's what he looks like that you stuff him with with clothes or towels or whatever but uh anyways so it's a scarecrow yeah so you practice your submissions and chokes and stuff on him instead of other humans

yeah a lot a lot safer instead of terrorizing the neighborhood kids that's right so i bought i bought one of those things and uh and uh bullfrog named him jimmy don't old jimmy dine from down old jimmy dine from cowhoun she just jimmy don't she said jimmy don't jimmy d'a w n not not d o'n anyways uh old jimmy d'on he doesn't took a butt wuppin son i'm talking about he has been beat and choked and submitted so anyways uh i was sitting in the living room and And I hear my wife just let out a scream. Hollering, then she gets to, I'm talking about, but she's hollered.

And she don't ever holler. Man, man is very cool all the time. So I go in there and she's, her, somebody's in the bathroom. I open the door to the bathroom, and there's old Jimmy Dawn sitting on the toilet. And that door is close quarters, you know, so you open that door. right there in your face. And Boehreferra was

hiding around the corner. She was laying down on the floor laughing. I mean, she was doing one of them laughs like, you're talking about that don't make no sound. She said, I thought Daddy was going to be the one to open the door, but that's even better.

Anyways, old Jimmy Donne scared the ever-loving out of my wife. Oh, boy, I can't wait to talk to man yeah yeah because i can't imagine anna yelling oh she screamed top of her love oh no that's fantastic yeah but i told uh i told bullfrog i said well you gotta be careful see because uh your mama just had one of them badees installed and uh i converted another you didn't convert me i got the stone family oh boy my wife went to visit her cousin over one of them dashers and they had one of them

sprayers all i'm saying is it's not just for you it is for your lady as well but so when you sit on it it's got a uh sensor heated seat baby it turns it heats up the toilet seat you need one side so that's the last thing i'd see because look why would you want there's nothing i've never once sat down on a toilet and wished it was warm because if it was warm you know there was a problem that's because you've never sat on a warm toilet No, I have. It's better. And I stuck to it.

I'm saying, no, I've sat on a warm toilet. It's not good. That makes me cringe. See, part of the deal that makes you go quick, your butt hits that seat and it's cold. You're out of there. You're ready to get up. I will say, my wife had the heat up way too high at one point on ours, and it wasn't pleasant. It was too high.

And I'd encourage you sitting there even longer. You got scalded. Yeah. See, that encourages a warm, a longer seating experience. experience. Yeah, I was think that. I think preparation H must have designed that. Leisure time.

No. The longer you sit there to work, the bigger chance you've got for him rolls. Everybody know that. That's right. That's where I get most of my work done. Most of the emails read on this show, which is why I don't ask to ever use your phone. While the bidet is going. No.

No, just the heated seat. Oh, okay. Just early in the morning, I wake up, I do some stretches, go outside, hit the punching bag, go sit on the toilet, wait. weigh myself first go sweat then sit on the toilet and then weigh myself after

just for fun see how much weight I can lose it out that's too much once a day is plenty but anyways I told I told bullfrey I say you gotta be careful

putting old Jimmy Dawn on that on that beday seat because that sensor would make that seat hot and the Jimmy Dawn made out of cloth you know he's like he'll be able to catch fire old Jimmy door burn up

burned the house down you know that is fun boy it was something now I ain't seen that since that time the snake got in the house oh you had a snake in your house yeah oh we had one in the warehouse one time an a left for three days oh yeah it wouldn't come back she said I ain't and she almost quit yeah to my aunt working I ain't working in this warehouse

the one down the street yeah yeah she left for three days he couldn't handle it no she said every time I pull it back up here I thought I'm going to open that door at snake was she just didn't leave if she saw a snake on the TV she'd get up late she'll agree with that I mean, there was a snake in the tour, and I just went and stood on a table until Martin came and got it. Yeah, that's a true statement, too. Just in case. I wouldn't tell nobody that. I'm fine.

Everybody knew that about me anyway. I think we put it on Instagram anyway. Yeah. It's been out there. So I guess Anna doesn't watch Yellowstone then, huh? Oh, that's one of her favorite show. It's a crude show. What did she do last night when they threw that old rattlesnake on that boy's face?

Oh, they got a new season already? Uh-huh. Started last night. Spoiler alert. Did he bite him? Did he bite him? They have spent a hundred million dollars on marketing letting you know that November 7th was the day it was coming. Yeah.

Well, I didn't know that there was going to be a, I don't watch that show. I got a lot of it. No, that's funny. I watched a couple episodes and it's like, I don't get it. I like it. I'm different, though. What do you mean? Is Game of Thrones sat in Montana?

I didn't watch no Game of Thrones. You didn't? Yeah, you did. Shut up. Yeah. There's a Christian show, sir. He's pulling your leg. I ain't pulling nobody's leg.

I watched the Saints get beat by the Falcons yesterday, and that was all I watched them. Yeah, you probably ought to get used to that for the rest of this year. I watched the Chiefs beat the Packers. There you go. The Chiefs. Pitiful game. Beat the Packers.

I did a... Well, you know what? I don't watch any kind of ball playing. Any type. Unless you went 15 and O, Stone said, I'm out. It won't get nobody. than this right here I'm out and then when everybody started taking a knee I said no shit I'll never watch again I did quote you the other night Allison was like are you gonna watch the football game I didn't

know who's playing I said no I quit watching ball playing of any sorts yesterday then I got back on it for the saints and I was like oh no but that old jimmie dawn episode that was uh yeah I need to borrow that and then my friend's little girl oh nurseman's little girl's boy far was telling him the story and she said yeah i put old jimmy down on old mama's bidet it's scared her half the day she hollered and screamed and that little girl said well what's a bidet she said oh that's just something's sprayed water up your butt and mama got and she said dude what you're very clean it's a cleanliness factor mark stone you didn't have a male child but you do have a middle son i'll give you oh i know it boy she's something else she's funny she's got that robinson blood is

It's strong. Hard to get it out of somebody. Well, you know what? Veterans make all that possible for us to have grappling dummies and throw them and scare your mama and all that. I'm wondering where you were going with that. That's what I'm saying. Look, if you didn't have that, it wouldn't be a free world. You wouldn't be able to do stuff like that to your mama.

So again, thank you, veterans. Let's take our first quick. We'll be back. Right after. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means.

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I remember, you know, when I was growing up, I don't remember a whole lot about my early childhood. childhood but I remember my papal stone was a hard man World War II vet the greatest generation he was in the army he was a grunt infantry he was on the second wave at on D-day at Normandy and boy I tell you he he didn't like talking about it he talked about it one time I worked with him construction one summer he used to run a motor and and he told me the story and it was it was really something he literally lost every friend he had over there he got so cold his toenails froze off his fingernails froze off he lost all of his

sense of taste and smell over there got hit with some shrapnel and but you never heard him complain about any of it. All he did was put his nose to the grindstone and work hard. And he expected everybody around him to do the same. And I firmly believe 100% that that's where I get my work at. I get up, you know, 4.35 o'clock every morning and I get after it. And I got that from him. And that the greatest generation of all time, no doubt about it.

it and most people don't really understand the concept especially these days that the human race is trending towards entitlement as opposed to earning it earning it I had a good conversation about that this morning the difference between deserve and earn that's right yeah yeah you deserve what you earn. Period. You got to have one. You're not entitled to anything. Maybe life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,

and that's in the United States. So if you don't get out and work for it, you don't deserve it, period, in my humble opinion. So if you have ever been a part of the military, you know that. be true. You don't, you're not giving anything ever. So that's just one of them deals like, what's that old guy? You said Earl Pitt said what makes me so angry. What scalls my hide is when people feel like they're entitled to anything. Anything. So get out and earn it.

Bust your booty. That's it. Hustle. Get after. Since you brought that up, That brought me to my mama's younger brother, John. Okay, he was in the Korean War. Okay, and he had a jar sitting on a mantle. It was slammed full of shrapnel from whatever blew up. And, you know, when you look at something like just, it was jagged, yeah. And think about, well, they took that out of my, my, my, mother's brother.

And he fell in love with a Korean woman. Okay, and one of the stories he told me, like you said, most of them didn't talk about it, but he just had it, I guess, on his heart and shared it and said, he was a machine gunner, okay, and he woke up and she was, yes, cutting them down. they was making a charge he would just he had passed out just from fatigue so you know it's one of them things yeah yeah it's hard it's hard to imagine no what what those guys

going and you know and even you know in afghanistan the the the i mean it was i would say it wasn't it was uncomfortable it was uh i would say hairy is a good word it in other words there were landmise there there there was there was the you know there there was there was an opposing force so to speak but they were more just uh sneak attacks they'd they'd launch an RPG over the hesco every now and then that it wasn't warfare trench warfare like what was going on in World War II and Vietnam. And so I can't even, I couldn't comprehend what those vets back in those days had to go through. It's just not comprehensible to me.

And for people to not appreciate that, and well, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, when somebody, uh, is, uh, is, what talks down to a veteran are you know there's there's some guys on on social media right now that are ex-navy seals that i'm talking about the one percenters the best of all of us and you have pieces of trash on the internet just trashing them over and over and over and nothing makes me matter than somebody talking down to a veteran it's just inconceivable to me i'll give you example my brother phil in my whole career i would always take 30 days and normally i'd come in and spend a little time of mom and dad and then especially when they were living down on the river with field and then i'd spend the rest of it yeah with my brother

and he never never said anything to me about one way or the other he i don't even i don't even remember i think he was uh someone had asked him to go overseas so he got to go to uh omaha beach all these places yeah i remember that he did that for that for that uh documentary he did okay but anyway and he actually went to what for the hitler gas the jews and everything all right well when he come back he told us a little bit about his trip and he said when he was on the beach he said he went both places he went up on where the Germans were at

okay and then turned around and went down and got on the beach and that's the first time he's ever said he said I've never said anything to you before he said but now I just realized something after I've been where all this happened

he said I thank you very much for your service yeah he said because I never it never got in my mind what you go through. He said, because now that I've actually stood where on D-Day, where our men landed. Yeah.

I've stood there. I can't even imagine. People, look, that was one of the things that the whole time I was in Germany, and I got chill-bucks all of them, but the whole time I was in Germany, all of my friends were telling me all of my comrades, oh, you need to go behind the iron curtain. And I never really, I just say no, and I never, it never comprehended, I never to put it together,

why I always said no. So I go to Oklahoma, I was asked to speak to a prisoner by a buddy of mine up there, okay? So this, and here's the weirdest thing about it, it's the 4th of July weekend. So we go in the sheriff's office, okay, in the jail, okay, and I'm looking at all these people, they've got incarcerated. So we preached the gospel to this guy, and he just blew us off, okay, but he got in my face when I was talking to him.

And he said, you got plenty of money, you should be hiring me a lawyer and get me out of here. I'm innocent. Yeah, and I said, I saw that same movie, yeah. I said, hey, you're in denial. Okay, so I talked to this guy, and that's when I realized why I always told them. goes down in curtain.

Okay, because I don't want to go anywhere that someone else has got the key to the gate to lock me in. Because I appreciate my freedom too much. That's why I never went, because this hit me, you know, when we're talking about this, when Phil had told them,

appreciate your service, and it, you know, it took 20 years for me to realize, okay, well, all you did do. Okay. So, so, you know, my hat's off to all of those that have wore our nation's uniform. That's right. Yeah.

And I've said it before, making a video for Memorial Day and all this, yeah. You are my heroes, okay, and I actually served, okay, but I didn't serve to the point that most of our guys, like the Navy Seals, Green Beret, all them guys do. Okay. I was very, God bless me very much to keep me out of that, I guess. Well, I don't think you were physically qualified for that. Well, I may not have been mentally qualified for it. Okay.

That's awesome. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back. Could you imagine Siah going through buds? Hmm. No. No. I'm still stunned yet.

Oh, I did. I'm still stunned. He had class. Oh, I did during the night that they have machine guns about, set about three foot high. Oh, yeah. And they're firing, and you're crawling through bob wire and all this junk. I couldn't.

And stuff are blowing up all around. Every third rails a tracer. Yeah. Yikes. And I'm seeing guys that's got their butts up in the air. And the drill project said, if you don't get it down, you feel get a shout off. I can't compliment That machine

Gonna lie around boys Yeah Well when I did it It was blanks I don't It was blanks for you They shot live rounds They shot live rounds over me

So when I was 19 Hey there was stuff blowing up And they had pits Okay With sandbags And we One idiot Look one idiot

Crawled over the sandbags And got in the pit That was blowing up Whoa. Oh, no. It was dark. Oh, no, no. Yeah.

No, no. Yeah, and it's that night. You know, the drills run over and jumped on it and yanked him out of there. You idiot, you think it bombed up, dummy? You big dummy. Yeah. I'll just say, well, I was, I said that I made it to the beach at Normandy. And I was 19 when I was there.

And that's the first time it really hit me as an adult. Like what some people had done for me as an American for my freedom. And I because I you watch a movie you see like and you think about it that beach is that that's not Gulf Shores Alabama. And at 19 I was sitting there. I was like how could you get it's it's a pasture. It's not a bit like it's huge and you could see the the where they were shooting them from. What's that called? Yeah.

Yeah. And I was just like on the cliff. I felt sick to my stomach because. I mean, all the dudes that did that for me were 19, 18, 20 years old. And- And kept going. And it never comprehended, like, in my head until I was there. And I said, oh, shoot.

Well, that's what I thought, like, saving Private Ryan did such a good job at capturing. Was that point of it. I mean, you're looking at him. You're like, wait, now do what? How did they do it? I mean, you learned about it in history class and all that. Yeah, but it ain't. The textbooks didn't make it real until that movie come out.

And then you're like, wait. They did that, huh? How in the world were you not headed the other way? I just swam in the other direction. Being honest, being honest for me, I was in the military, and I never was really put to the test. I may have been a marked coward. I'm just being honest.

Okay, because look, when I watch it, like you're talking about, when I watch Private Ryan, okay, I'm just saying when they dropped the ramp on them, beach machines. Oh, it's unbelievable. And, you know, and the enemy starts off. And they go forward. Yeah.

Ain't none of them going backwards. They don't go on forward. That's the greatest generation. That's why. Okay. I'm serious. Nowadays, one 22 shot and everybody runs. There's a balloon pops and everybody runs.

Now, my pap ball turned 18 during World War II and ended up, he was a, he never told me any stories. There was some stuff in his house. house like a Nazi knife and things and I was like I would ask questions and he would avoid it just completely but he did write some stuff and I got to read that later in life but you know he never told the stories of what but I couldn't imagine being 18 on a farm and rocky branch and then a year later dropping bombs in Germany from a B-26 that's the same way my grandfather was but he never talked about but I say this when he come back from

over there he became a preacher for what that's worth I mean that's what I'm saying like whatever he saw over there he said no boys that ain't it there's got to be a way out of here well George Franklin when Phil

was trying to face the gospel he said I already know Jesus he said I was a bottom gunner on the B-27 bomber you know and all it is is a plastic bubble under the ship with machine guns on it.

He said, oh, I know about Jesus. Chuck me, okay. You don't get out in that thing without some kind of face, do you? Oh, no, no, no. See, I just, you know, my goodness. That's why on Memorial Day, I can't watch television. They rerun all the wars, you know, stuff. And I know it's filmed, okay?

But not because stuff like that really happened. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Okay. And that's why when you said the generation, greatest generation, you got to think about it, okay. Hitler's on the move and he's destroying everybody and killing everybody. And we finally get involved in it. And when we did, and like you said, all the people then were farmers.

They all went to the draft board or the draft, wherever office it was, and volunteered. Then they got on anything that would float and gone. And crossed the ocean. No questions asked. To die to die for people they've never known. Yeah. That's it.

To give them freedom. Yeah. Yeah. Now, and then like Stone said, when somebody gets to run their mouth on one that served, you're living dangerous, dude. But that's why you always... Because if they run up on you, okay?

They'll kill you and I wouldn't blame them. But then you have news like he had last week with what, black rifle coffee company, which nobody's familiar with them. I'm familiar with them because they're all veterans, veteran-owned coffee company, went public last week, right smack in the face of cancel culture and everything else,

and got paid. And I'm talking about got paid. And good for them. Because it's fun to see when veterans win. That's right. Because so much in this world, they don't win. It's a lose-lose proposition a lot of times for a veteran, especially these days. So when you see a group of them that give back to their own veterans, go out there and win and get paid,

I own black rifle coffee company stop. Thank you. You know what? I don't drink coffee. but when I saw the news I said absolutely support it 100% let's roll by veteran owned yeah as much as you can just like the hatch you wearing our friends over at nine line that we did that little deal with great veteran company yep that that that walks the walk talks talk talk all those good things for giving back you know and we do a lot ourselves

not I mean as far as hosting hunt stone's done a few of them but we've done them before hosting hunts for veterans were a cool thing to do. I mean, I remember my first year here, we hosted a bunch of veterans for a hunt with our friends at Benelli. So, you know, and we give back every year to the Freedom Hunters organization

that Benelli helps sponsor and all that kind of stuff. So, you know, we like to take care of those that take care of us. I just wish there were more people that would think that way. Well, yeah, and when they're in the Army, they're very fairly compensated.

that's just a joke yeah we've never been over that yeah no yeah they deserve way more and so when they get out it is awesome to see them

succeed see them win yeah that's you know and we've hung out with some of the toughest of the tough I was in a room one time

I said I'm good boys I mean I'm the bottom of the totem pole but yeah I'm gonna make it for a long time you're in the safest place in America I take my chances right here

with them boys yeah oh that's good that's for sure man it's that's cool though and those you know yeah so I'm reading my my papal I he wrote this big thing up and I never even got this till after he had passed

so I never got to ask him about it but when he got into the army he was making $12 a month never see another poor day what year was that 1944 wow and that and he was fired up because he got a raise

and so he was went to Germany on that. Sign me up, $12 a month. That's unbelievable. So, I mean, just to think of that generation and our current generation, those guys, it takes a special person. That's insane. $12 a month a month.

You can't even go to the truck stop and get out there for less than $15. I bought a $15 bag of beef jerky yesterday. That's what I'm saying. With gas prices, you can't even get to. my house for $12 at this point. I'm just saying it wasn't too long ago. It was $1.15 a gallon. Oh, boy.

We're going to start cheering for Brandon in the comments again. Here we go. Let's go fine, Brandon. Maybe he's in the comments. We'll be back right after that. We started on them gas prices, boys. Oh, I remember what it was now about faith in my father. You was talking about how young, young, when he was 18.

your grandfather. Well, I talked about that on faith of our fathers when they was interviewing me. And I said, I'm not being detrimental when I talk to say this, but most of the people that went to Vietnam were kids. Yeah.

Okay, 18, 19. We had company commanders 21 years old that was sending people out to die. Okay, how would you like to be in that guy's use? well how would you like to know today a bunch of the 18 year olds that's coming out of this country now was headed over I'd be like boy we in trouble there's good ones out there oh yeah oh yeah I've run into a few there's a few there's a few of but the percentage is much lower absolutely than it used to be but it goes back to what we're talking about that entitlement mess that's right don't get me star there was a young group of hellions in the honey hall on Saturday I was just

six seconds i ain't even signed in on this because if i do i'll be i get mad oh it's aggravate i'm i'm actually we don't want to see you get mad yeah i kind of do no i've seen you mad a couple of times the bible says hey if he won't work don't feed him there you go that'll preach if he don't that preach that's all i got to say about about pilgrims did it too oh lord have mercy you don't work you starve that's right right can I say just that's a side note

that is one of my favorite quotes from Duck Dynasty ever what's that when Phil said all these kids these days and we'll just live on love we love he'll live on love nope you'll starve you're gonna die because you're gonna starve that is that is all when people ask me like one of my favorite Duck Dynasty moments. Nope, you'll starve.

Well, this is a veteran today, so I'll tell you mine, you kids ever heard a nod. When it cuts to sighs face, have you kids ever heard of gnaw? No, no, I got them. And then it cuts back to them kids, and they're like, no, no, no, no. Jace watched that, him and Willie,

y'all, and he said, I can't believe you talk like that in front of them kids. And I laughed, and I said, Jason, I had a green screen behind me. I said the kids were not sitting there. You tell this story every time, and that is just not true. What do you mean it's not true? My cousin was in the room.

Her name's... Uh-oh. I ain't all say no more. Aslin, that was weird. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, because it was Bella's class, right? It was Bella's class. And they all talk about it to this day.

Yeah. Bangal Tiger ripped one's arm off. No, he didn't. He grabbed him right here. Yeah, whatever. Now he's got a gunshot wound down a bike mark or something. He was shot. He was shot through the right here. High. Didn't get the lung, just through the shoulder.

High shoulder shot. Okay. They'd lead him. The medic had bandied him up, you know, gave him some morphine for pain all that leaned him against the tree. They hear him holler and look around, and there was a bingo tiger that's got him on the bad shoulder, He's hanging him off.

Well, he didn't want to get the good shoulder. Is that true? That's true. I'm serious. Y'all didn't even let me finish it because Jay said, he said, I can't believe you talk like in front of the kids. Oh, that's fantastic. I loved it.

They brought the kids in later and then the director would say, hey, I want you to give me your most shock look. And they do it, and they admit it. Isn't reality TV grandfocus? It's wonderful. I guess I was just ripping down all the walls. What else you want to expose? I said, that was fake.

All of it. It's all TV, boys. I didn't mean to get it to there, but I still, when we watch that premiere of that thing, you kids ever heard a nod. It was just a tight on size face. You kids ever heard of nod. We're going to watch it in the break.

I about T-Ted my pants. I'm here to tell you. that was always my favorite part though was watching the stuff you weren't a part of aka si yeah oh i didn't ever see it but i just heard about it when s i watched like three episodes when we had those premiere parties he would come over because it's a free meal yeah i just come for the meal i didn't really watch it no i'm serious oh i'm sorry i'm sorry with you most of them i'm hey look you know the best part was when fiel cleaned the wood duck oh yeah had it over that bunsen burner that was the same thing that was the same thing

same episode I know I know was that oh hey I didn't get so tickle that it was that was live they filmed that as was okay you heard that squishing of the guts coming out that was fantastic acorns I will say he could probably give a better biology lesson it had been a better one if we just killed them full of peanuts and Phil could pull the peanut out of one of the mouth and eat it. Oh, gross. He did that before sitting on the bank. He said, look here, boy.

He squeezed it out of his mouth and then broke it up and ate it. He said, pretty good. There's blood all over and everything else. See, there was the greatest generation. And then there was whatever's wrong with whatever you and Phil are, because that's the grossest thing I've ever heard. Then there's the hungriest generation.

I ain't never been, I ain't ate a drop of food today. You couldn't pay me to eat that peanut. Well, hey, here's the thing. Me and Phil have got a you're talking about a stout immune system, son. We've got it. It's true.

Because we run barefooted all our lives. Could you walk 10 foot barefooted now? No. I'm serious. Hey, look here. You could get a mason jar, throw it down on the concrete and shatter it. Our feet was so tough.

who was kid, I could just walk over it. Wouldn't cut me. And now you step on a parable. Look, hey, if I step over these things, and it's, ah, yeah, I'll leave. He's gotten soft in his old age, ladies and gentlemen. And if he raises the lid on the ice chest, his rib a pop.

Oh, yeah. Hey, that was the craziest thing. I broke two ribs, putting a croppy in a cooler. Hey, same thing happened to Bill Jordan, too, when he's reaching over to crank his truck to roll his windows up and do it from the passenger side, leaned over to console, like that yeah pop yeah oh no you move wrong you can injure yourself badly especially when you get to y'all's

here's a stupid thing about all this can't wait about that rib breaking see it i suffered for three days with someone sticking a knife in me every time i moved my wife my wife kept saying go the doctor go the doctor i ain't doing it i ain't doing it i ain't doing it i don't like doctors well i didn't know they had a shot that was just get rid of the pain. Hey. I was the doctor and finally and I just couldn't stand the pain. I wasn't the doctor. Nurse said drop your droid droid man oh, pow.

You know, pop me in the butt with a shot and I went, oh my good. Thank you. Well, you went for about 10 years there with no doctor's visit because you had to lie in it. Last time I went, they cracked my chest open. That's it. Hey, he wouldn't even go for a cold. Like, he wouldn't go get a shot for, like a steroid shot just to get rid of a cold. Well, hey, I wasn't, you know, I ain't.

Y'all ain't into drugs. I don't do drugs. I don't use drugs, but hey, look, if I'm in pain, go ahead and drug me. We all reached that stage at some point. Yeah, hey, yeah. If I be profan won't touch it, give me something else. Oh, no, no, no.

When I walked out and got the car, I looked at my wife and I said, hey, if you ever let me be that stupid again, I'm going to divorce you. After 50 years. That's a 50 years. If you ever let me go to the doctor? If you ever let me be that dumb and not go to the doctor. Oh, okay, yeah.

See, you fought Stone when he was trying to take you to the doctor. I tried to say the thing. He said, we're going to the doctor. He was going to divorce you. I did my underwear and Stone just said like this, oh, man, you've got two choices here. You can go as you are or I'll let you put your clothes on it, but you're going.

You go. Because I'm saying to grab you and throw you over my, shoulder. And he would have. I'm going to throw you in a truck. Yeah. And I looked at them and I said, you're, yeah, okay. I'll go put the clothes on.

Because all he was doing, he said, true friendship. Yeah. That's a true friend. Sometimes you got to. But I was used to that hard-headedness because I'm married to it, Roberts. So there's only one way to handle them. Stone-nose tough love. Here's what's going to happen.

Here's what's going to happen, okay, if you don't. pick you up and throw you in the truck well let's take our last break and we'll come back and get in that inbox right after that end box I'm ready when you are all right we're back hello at duck callroom.com is the inbox johnny d where we are we at what we got

sorry my microphone is to learn some how do you like your eggs sigh from shelley in lander pennsylvania over easy over easy okay well about six pieces of toast and some jelly and two or three sausages. There you go. What kind of.

That's breakfast and lunch. No, that's just a good breakfast, son. Matter of fact, that's what I had at my Tim Alexander's house. A couple of old easy eggs, some bacon, and some sausage. And it was deer sausage. Oh, cousin Tim. Which was cousin Tim. We learned about cousin Tim before we started.

I didn't know there was a cousin. Tim. And then here's a, here's a one that we can probably end on this one. Lizzie Ann from Seattle. Oh, they're sleepless in Seattle. That's what I know about Seattle. I don't know nothing about Seattle. Martin, you mentioned back in your heathen days.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Guilty. They're bringing up Martin's He's on days. Guilty. He's got one word. He'll get one word. Guilty.

Hold on a second. Phil is calling in. Uh-oh. Phil Robertson? Yes. Oh, no. I won't say. Well, hey, we'll close this question for him.

Phil, back in your heathen day. Oh, his, well-documented what he would say. I missed his call now, and I'm calling him back. Okay. Oh. The pump is back on? Back on wide open. I mean, one little part there.

Jersey Joe was the one to diagnose it, said, this is the part you need. He looked on his computer, pushed a few buttons. He said, this part right here. You need this right here. The John Deere man with him Valve in there You know That Jersey Joe

That's what I'm telling me Jersey Joe boys So Phil by the way You're live on the podcast Over here what Al calls the Kitty podcast Tell them Tell the whole bunch We got water going into the hole

I saved her by the skin of my teeth But I needed a computer buff And I've never turned on a computer That's a problem Hey Phil we're about out of money for diesel I'm telling you, the bills keep adding up. Old Willie and Jay Sarah are all ready to go, but I never get a check for them suckers.

Don't worry, I'll get your invoice. It's fine. All right, keep it going on, boys. We got water going in the hole. Do you any ducks down there? No. In case you're wondering, how real is Phil Robertson, Jersey Joe had a computer

and just fixed all the problem. And that boy's got a head on his shoulders, boys. That sucker's slick now. You got to have them. That was amazing. I don't even know where to go from there. Anyway, Lizzie Ann, not Jersey Joe from Seattle, mentioned Martin's heathen days.

Guilty. And Phil Elm talked, McMillians talked about his a little before, his Theathen Days and Godwin. Is it two, too, serious to ask. I don't know why she singled us out. J.D., Jay, and Justin. Wait, well, I already talked.

No, that's not what it is. Oh. About the adult decision to follow Jesus. Like, why and when, I guess? Now. Right now. Yeah. Why?

No, you did it long before. Why? Well, she's asking, oh, is she asking why? I'm asking why and when. I did it. Yeah. Like so you moved along and lied. Oh, I thought she was like trying to figure out, should I do it now?

Yes. No, no, no. She's asking about like, you said back in your heathen days. What did you turn to you? When that, what was the? I do the short story of that. Yeah, just the quick version. I was working here.

Duck commander. Yeah. I come in here every day. I wasn't working here. We weren't in here. We were in the middle building down at filling cage. I was working with Si when he was awake, Goblin, who was always in a panic.

Yeah. And Jace, who never panicked about anything. But I'm looking at them, but every day I showed up, they're smiling, they're laughing. Now, Jace got a little negative in him even back in. He was still smiling and overall jovial. Overall jovial. Yeah. But I look, but every day I come in, some days I'd come in my head hurt a little bit.

context clues use it for what you will. From the night before. Yeah, okay. But, or I just come in kind of mad, like, I don't know why, I'm just not happy, you know, whatever. But I'm looking at these guys and I never saw that out of them. And you were a church kid. Yeah, I was. I was.

100% church. But I started with my biologist's background trying to figure out what the difference was between me and them. So I started checking off things about our life. Well, we spent basically 24-7 together because, I mean, That place down there when we worked at the river was like Hotel California. You didn't leave there until everything was done because you knew it was an hour back like if something was wrong. So we worked together.

We was all making about the same money. Working the same hour. We hunted for a living in theory. We did all this, but the only difference I came to, I finally come down, I said, well, them three have accepted Jesus. And I haven't. Could that be it? so finally i asked jace robertson i said hey what's the i need to i need to learn more and jace said

well i was wondering when you's going to ask that's a real jace answer i said you pump you's going to let me sit over here and he said well he said he said he said he's one of them smart ones if i tried to preach it to you you wouldn't go you wouldn't go hear it yeah he said am i right i said yeah you're probably right i said but now he said here i'm ready to learn so there we went into it and you know next thing I know about about six seven eight months later I was baptized so yeah no it was just it was a I mean it was a godsend from the good lord to be working at duck commander is what got me into that what was that lady's name Lizzie Lizzie Lizzie great question okay because you just heard some great

stuff right there Mother's Day 2011 was one was one I got was one I got back And then all of a sudden there was a little peace of mind. Oh, I tell everybody I go. That night was best night's sleep I ever got in my life. Because I did not care if I woke up. For the first time in my life, I wasn't worried about waking up. Because where I go is better than where I'm going to wake up. Folks, what that should tell y'all is, okay.

He was watching, okay, and it doesn't make any difference who it was that he, but he's questioning himself, okay. What's the difference between us for? Here. They're always laughing and having a good time, and here I am. I should be the same way, but I'm not. So what's the problem here?

What's the difference? I just started checking boxes. I started making the list. I like the way you explain that. Well, thank you. You're one of the ones that got me there, son. You didn't even know you did. Well, the point of this whole thing that I'm trying,

trying to make is, hey, one person can make a difference. Amen. And just their actions. Yeah, you didn't have to beat me over the head with the Bible to do it either. Yeah. You know. And Jason was right. Yeah.

Okay. You can't force people to turn to Jesus. Yeah. Okay. It's got to be their choice. 100%. Okay. But you can influence them.

That's what I was talking about here. Here's the important part of this. One person can influence you to change your whole life. lifestyle yeah oh before I started here I was a dead man walking so yeah which is fantastic right now which is fantastic when you get right down to it yeah okay cool oh hey you don't realize how important you are that's it that's it somebody's watching somebody's watching that's it be aware somebody's shine your life somebody's listening to you bang on the table singing golden earring at the top of your lungs every day

oh hey oh hey got to be 105 point you got to be Be careful when you're singing, boys. They're always watching. Amen to that. Well, Stone, we might have to get to ours in a later a podcast. Are we out of time? Martin, you're in charge here.

Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know. There's not a quick way to answer that. See, I thought I was answering that quick, and it ended up taking four minutes. Yeah, so, hey, hey. But it was up. You want to hear me? It was a very important four minutes.

Yeah. Yeah. So come back next week, and you might hear about the judgmental kid who grew up in the church's whole life, and then finally came to an epiphany at about the age 26. Here we go.

There you go. But I do have a verse for us on Veterans Day. Lay it on us. Straight from the mouth of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He is old carpenter who knew a few things. John 1513, greater love has no one than this to lay down one's life for one's friends. To all our veterans, even if you didn't lay your life down, you risked it. And we thank you for it.

We get to sit in here and be goofballs and have fun. because of what you did and the sacrifices you've made. So we thank you. Amen. Good choice. And with that, boys, we're out of here. Wach, whew-ex. Especially you, old vet.