Duck Call Room - Uncle Si is Fixin' His Teeth!

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

Uncle Si gets ready to head to the dentist for a brand-new set of pearly whites, with Phillip planning to play chauffeur. Martin thinks Si’s teeth could double as valuable advertising real estate, and the boys have plenty of ideas for what kind of bling might go best with his new smile. John David is thrilled about his wife’s new second-grade teaching job, especially since it might be the unexpected “in” Uncle Si needs to make a triumphant (and hopefully less traumatic) return to career day after his last attempt involved a few too many Vietnam stories. Duck Call Room episode #472 is sponsored by: https://drinkag1.com/duck — Try AG1’s new flavors! Get a free welcome kit worth $76 when you subscribe, including 5 AG1 Travel Packs, a shaker, canister, and scoop! https://buyraycon.com/duck — Get 20% off Raycon's fan favorite Everyday Earbuds Classic! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 20% off sitewide. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the duck call room. Is that how we start? Sure. I don't think anybody that listens to us thinks of it. Oh, wait, yeah, there is a couple people in the emails that definitely think the earth's flat. Did you all watch the other day I was doing what we're showing the plates, the plates sliding over each other? No, I did. Warning about the tsunami.

I saw the tsunami. Yeah, I saw the big earthquake, the Tussami. Yeah. To Sami. Whatever it is. Hey, I don't know. Two salami. Also, is everybody okay from that?

I heard about that. Did it happen? What? The ocean actually rose a little bit in Hawaii. This is the tsunami. Did that happen? Not really. Not to the extent they thought it was.

Okay. Yeah, I mean, it rose a couple of feet. Yeah, it rose. I heard there was an emergency and then I never heard. In Hawaii, it was five foot up. Yeah. All right, my question was to myself was, what if it actually slid back 300 yards? What?

Would it create a sinkhole? Have you seen the Grand Canyon? Yes, I have. Yes, well. Very great. You don't want that happened there? That would be a guess. That would be a guess.

No, water's done that. I believe the Lord did that. No, no. You know how the Grand Canyon got here? God said it. No, you may have to googly this.

Check me out if I'm right. This is my theory. I believe it happened somewhere around Genesis. It happened with the flood. One verse three. Grand Canyon was created when the flood happened. That's a good. Okay.

I can get behind that. Not when the flood happened when the flood receded. Well, no, no. Well, when the flood, when it's covered with water, when it was, see it, yeah, that's what happened.

It cut the gorge called the Grand Canyon. I can see that. And it's grand. Oh, it is. I heard it was when Paul Muggan drug his axe. No, I actually been there.

It's marvelous. Hey, say it's grand. That's in Arizona, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, because all that, all that,

you know, you're talking about marvelous. But that's really. Rugged country. That's why I got them donkeys to carry you up. Oh, no, I'll tell you. Hey, you're rugged. You crash, plane crash out there.

You're dead. Or you hope you better be dead would you crash? You don't want to wake up alive. Where do you live? Hold on. Where do you live if you're not Tom Hanks? Did you just say you don't want to get in a plane crash out there? No, no, I'm just saying you don't want to be alive after the plane crashes.

Out there. Anywhere. Anywhere. No. if you're in the middle of the ocean. They made a movie about it. I'm not interested. If you crash in the ocean, it ain't a big deal.

Shark bait. Hey, you're a shark bait. Big ball of shark bag. You don't have to worry about that. You won't make it through the crash, Johnny, D. Yeah, I'm good. As long as Allison stays away from our dentist, we're good. Y'all didn't I?

Oh, I got to tell you something about it, Dennis. That's a deep castaway joke for any of our listeners. Oh, man. That's really going all the way back there. movie knowledge there. Yeah, that's really going all the way back here. That's Dennis was Dr. what, Spalding?

Mm-hmm. Oh, that's gross. Yeah. Wilson! Oh, boy. Yeah, that was a terrible movie. It was just one guy. Oh, didn't ask you one question, though?

What? Define glorified. It's what's going to happen to your teeth, apparently. Oh. Glorified teeth. Oh, we tell the stories out of school now. He's the one that said something about the dentist. I know.

Sye's going to the dentist. Hey. A cosmetic. Dennis, mind you. He's been getting that smile back and then he's going dancing. Will you please get like Jim Carrey to? What does his teeth have to do with his feet?

Hey, I don't know. He's going to get one of them gold-plated probably. Well, I got on my fishing socks today. Do you? Yeah, it says on the bottom I'd rather be fishing. Okay. Me too. And then, hey, I have one lucky pair of

We really just going to glance over these teeth like yes. Size's getting his teeth fit. Hey. For those that didn't hear it. But he also is wearing his lucky fishing socks on. Hey, and that's important when you go under the knife. Oh, yeah. So, side, you're 77, right?

Yep. Why now? He's in his prime. He's in his prime. He's in his prime? He wants to eat an apple? Steak. Well, no, no.

No, no. Or chops. Here's a deal. Bill asked me one day before he passed away and went to heaven. Oh, me, y'all. But anyway, he asked me, why don't you get your teeth? Well, don't you, you got plenty of money, boy. Oh, did you say on me?

He died and went to heaven on me. Yeah. He doesn't up and left me. Hey, he ups up and up. He's not. He doesn't, he doesn't, are you in, NOFD on me? Hey. Boy, we've come a long way to.

Well, no, because, hey. That's good. Well, the military time we'd use, even when they were all over. Yeah. Absent without leave. That's not. Absent without leave over. I didn't tell him he could go.

I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay, so he asked you why you had so much money and so little tea. He said, you got plenty of money. He said, why don't you get them missing teeth you'll fix? And I said, Phil, I have no reason to get my teeth fixed. I have no one to impress. I've already got my woman.

We had two kids the other, got eight grandsons. I got Willie to buy my fence. The whole country loves me. Why? Yeah, yeah. Okay. That's one of them thing. Now my shirt, man.

matches my roof. I'm like, you just running out of things to fix. Yeah, I like it. So now I'll ask the question. Why now? Well, because now someone come up and he said, hey, we love you. Okay, and we'll fix your teeth for free. So you lied to the bill.

You should have said because I'm too cheap to do it. Yeah. Well, that ain't true. He said, because I don't see the return on this investment. Yeah, that's the thing. But now that it's free, look, if it's free, you know, hey, it's hard to turn free down.

So does that mean they can do anything you want to your teeth? Oh, please get red, black and blue teeth. That's going to be the question. Did you put like S-I in them? No, no, no, look. Lily's got duck in one of his. I don't like that. No, I don't want to do that.

What about a diamond in one? Yes. Oh, it's grill, man. You know what you ought to do? You ought to, like, get your wheel microscopically implanted in there. I need to interrupt. I have to. What about Willie?

He's got a duck commander logo on her, too. No big deal. Yeah, we're glancing over that. He's not part of that. We are? Wait, wait. That's news. I didn't know he had it.

He's got a duck commander logo everywhere. Well, hey, I knew that. And he makes fun of me for wearing honeyhole. And he doesn't even work here. He ain't never worked here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So, just say it. Yeah, he was at the dentist and they were like, hey, we're going to put this tooth in. You want us to put a logo on it? Oh, that's the first thing I'm going to ask the doc when I get up around. He x-raying. What kind of designs can we do? No, no.

Hey, what are you going to do? What do you want? Attention potential sponsors. Si can't be bought, but he can be rented. Your logo here. He going to look, he's going to look like the NBA now. You know, he just have a different one. There's, yes.

Who was that crazy boy? Let's sell your teeth. No, who was that? Let's get free teeth and sell them. He used to play with Jordan. Which one? Dennis Robman? Dennis Rodman. That too.

Dennis Robbins. Yeah. He had the worst teeth. What? All kind of chump. Dennis Ryman had bad teeth? Yeah. I'm not aware that that's...

I feel like he had braces on me. He looked like he had braces on to me. Dennis Rodman? Oh, he had a grill probably. You know with all that flash. Did he? I don't remember. That's what I thought.

I remember all the wild tattoos he had. And his hair, wild hair. His hair being. He had something wrong with his feet. I'm looking at it. Side. Can we get, can we just get your teeth like this?

Yes. Red white and blue, sparkling. Oh my. Yeah, I like the next one too. No, that is one saying. Are you swapping this out for an appearance? Oh, well, I, yeah. Well, I mean, I know you did a funeral home one time, so I just,

right. He is doing a meat and greet. Hey, they lied to me. They said it was a, Creamy, I always thought I was going to have ice cream. Yeah. And when I walked in, he said, uh, it's a crematorium. And it sounded like this.

Oh, hey. Not a cream of meat. Yeah. And then here's a tori. He has. And everybody was mourning and crying. They were having a funeral. I was like, what's up everybody?

Oh, no. I was saying, hey, look, I got to see the house. And they're all like, we're warning our loved ones. I want a double, double, uh, go on. And they said, we'll double the white. hot and just ash that thing out. And all those things, we'll get you extra large urn. They cook me with a blue flame.

We don't do double, double whip. Make sure you take me a smidge past medium plus if you don't mind. Or you got to buy a bigger vase. Have I started drinking again? No, you probably ate something in mushrooms. I kind of feel like it. That's mushrooms. I feel like I've started drinking again.

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I read this and I actually learned this, I think, in school. Yeah, which is rare, which was rare because I really wasn't there most of the time. But anyway, if you have fire, you've got to have oxygen. Oh, boy. Well, I got a question for you. Fireworks. They say, and when I say they, the great scientific of his minds, there's this ball we're living on, in the middle of it is a raging for an owner.

What's the word? Furness? Furness. Yeah. Burning. Planet coal. Well, my question is, wait a minute. What's burning?

Okay. Because I've seen what a volcano does. It has liquid rock flowing white hot when it erupts and finally breaks through the surface. Well, my question is, how is this fire inside when it ain't got enough oxygen? and number two what the heck is burning fire I mean rock

okay rock you someone had to get hot to turn that into a liquid this podcast will be ruined if I had Google because it's just a very quick and easy answer really?

Yeah well tell me what to answer it's not actually burning because there is no oxygen present it's just incredibly hot due to a combination of leftover heat from the planet's formation

an ongoing radioactive decay. Radioactive decay. Oh, that's what's burning is radioactive decay. Yes. Yeah, we're pretty much sitting on top of a bomb. We're talking nuclear here. What that is.

Yeah, that's why that's why that part... That's going to be bigger than nuclear. Well, that's why when that part, when, you know, Peter says it's going to heat up. Yeah. He's very valid in that point. Okay. When this all comes... That is.

Okay. When it all decides to say... This is reality. No. This is reality. It's going to get real hot. It's getting hot in hot in here. It's going to get so hot so fast, you ain't even going to know it.

That's cool. Like now. It could. It could have happened. Who knows? It could. So, what's got you thinking like that? Well, hi.

That's a great question. Well, no, no. I'll tell you what. When we went to the plantation for the 4th of July. Oh, Jason Missy's a state, long town. Okay. And Jay's done his lesson on who is, the son of man.

Well, I'm hung up there right now. And I've got a bunch of things I wrote down in the book about, y'all. Volcanoes? Who is the son of man? Well, and, hey, this is for y'all out there, the audience. Jesus. If you don't know, you need to look it up and actually see who is the son of man. Because it got me thinking, and, you know, and it's the man part.

really blows my mind. God became flesh. Well, no, yeah, but no. See, that's, no, we're not talking about God right here. What are you talking about? We're talking about the son of man. That is God. Jesus.

Well, hold it, hold on, no, we ain't going there yet. Okay. I'm talking about the, hey. The son of man sometimes refers to Adam. I gave, no, I gave you a couple. But he's talking about Jesus. I was living on the same a week ago. Hey.

I've heard this one. The son of man is the baby boy of Joseph and Mary. Yeah. He's God. But he's God. Yeah. No, no. Well, hey, yeah.

See, that's a byline, though. Wow. Okay. It's deity. No, no. Well, it's the byline. Kind of a boy. I'm talking about the man.

Mm-hmm. Okay. Because what a resume. Okay. When you start looking at it and start writing it down, number one he's all knowing he's all everywhere at once

he's all powerful he spoke it into existence nothing was made without him everything was made through him for him by him you're going back to oh what are we talking about here we're talking about a human being amen and that got you I ain't he brought in that he's the son of God yet

I'm still trying to find the jump from there to volcanoes and magos that's a no question Well, hey. So you got, I didn't understand that, hey, we're living. Oh, you just thought of the most complicated thing you could and figured the son of man would have been on the answer. Well, well, no, no.

Well, look, if he's all knowing, he's everywhere at once, he's all powerful. Yeah. Well, I would think he would know he made it. Oh, well, yeah. But, hey, again, you're missing the point. Martin. Martin, you missed the point. We're talking about a man.

Yeah, he's fully God and fully man. Yeah, I agreed. Yeah, I agree. You're right. Hey, that's the wildest thing you ever won't say, because like I'm a man. Okay, but I've never done what he did. That's done and will do and has done in the past. So, you know, that's why I said it's the most, the astonishing, amazing.

resume, you know, Jesus has got for crying out loud. Yeah, so, so, yeah, when, when the word. I'm just trying to figure out the confusing part. No, I understand what he's saying. No, I understand what he's saying. No, the whole thing is confusing, but yes.

Yeah. Yeah. We agree. Yeah. But when you really think about it, you know, it's, you don't really understand. You, you can, it's the problem, you know. This thing.

People want to explain it, and it's really kind of an explanation. Just saying that we call the brain, okay, cannot comprehend that. There it is. I think, Cy, you're appreciating the... Which is why he's God and we're not. Well, no, no, but I'm just saying, the word becoming flesh. You go back before I started. But this is just a man.

But he's not just a man. Well, that's where you're... That's where you're... That's where you're... You're doing yourself some injustice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm not done injustice. No, you, I'm saying yourself, not him. Well, I'm just saying. No, no, you're not doing him injustice. Yeah. Because, I mean, I, you know, because I believe, okay, who he is and what he's doing. Right. Okay, but it just still.

But you, you, you, sigh, you. It blows, it burns out fuses in my brain. Yep. That we're talking about a human being. Be careful. In heaven at the right hand of the father, mediating on our behalf. Yeah. The righteous one.

Christ, our mediator in heaven. Not just my little pea brain can't handle it. Which is actually kind of the attitude you want to have because those people who think that they know everything and have it all figured out aren't in all of it. And they're like, oh, no, let me explain it to you. But you're, you know what? You honestly can't explain it.

Well, no, no. And you have to be okay, saying, I don't know that. That's why most human beings have the problem with belief. Man. It's because. God.

You know, but I'm just saying every time I think about it, you know hold it this guy was pretty humbling oh you know i mean in the grand scheme of yeah like i mean it's a it's a very humbling thing and i don't know a better word than thing right like i don't know what would you call that the uh it's just humbling i mean the other part i want to ask about is it's crazy man is it science or no no okay you're talking about the king of kings okay and the Lord of Lords and what did he do when he came he came to serve and he ate fish amen he ate fish no oh no that's one of the Jason's better you know what he loves the most about Jesus is it when we get to heaven guess what baby fish fry fish fry on uh-huh I'll be there

but that's what I've been saying about all weekend hopefully okay is that you need to you really need to look at it and see what you come up with about who is the son of man because I literally I'll probably if I actually keep it up

the book's about that thick where I started writing I could probably fill it up with what he is you're writing a book and who he is no but I'm writing it down in the book what this started in john that we did

that me and sigh did with alan and jace you're writing it in what book in a little old bitty book yeah he's taking notes that bill gave me from walmart bill

bill who I don't know some guy named bill that works at walmart he said here you go sir here's your tablet no no what he wrote in there don't know what says

you got you got to understand what had you got to quit well no no no you got to quit i thought bill smith gave me his book and you been home i'm doing for decades i had two in my mind i had bill smith and bill phillips and he was like i don't know some guy at walmart named him he could be bill clinton for all we know why billy barree if you worked at walmart maybe i don't oh gosh oh but that's what happens when i get hung up on something that i I can't turn it loose. Did you just purchase this book?

No. It was sent it as a gift. Bill gave it to me as a gift. From Walmart? Yeah, from Walmart. Hey, no, no, no. I know who you're talking about. I'm out.

Next time, next time bring the book. Yeah, I don't know. I want to see this. Well, okay. This is a friend of ours. How do we know it's from Bill? Just now remember. Oh, he played poker with us.

That's when I got the book. This is Toby and Renee's friend Bill. Yeah. And he works at Walmart. Yeah. And so he sent side a gift, gift package. So Define works at Walmart, like Walmart corporate? Yes. He's in bent. He's one of the,

there's a range of people that work at Walmart. See, I was lost as it, but I found it. I was literally picturing the Thomas Road Walmart to guy in the book section, just like, hey, you know what? I like, so I'm going to buy him this book. Yeah. You're talking about a man, okay, flesh and blood, yet he was without sin. That's right. That's what made me special because I could die for Martin, but it wouldn't forgive his sins. Nope.

You know, I wouldn't get his body out of the ground. No, but for what it's worth, I'd give you a healthy thank you. I'd really appreciate it. I would just take a steak dinner. I would have my hand on your shoulder if you ended up that and said, thank you, buddy. You almost pushed me in when I was alligator hunting last time. Oh, here we go. That's true story.

Only one of us got a piece of shrapnel. No, and then after. I baited all the hooks, he gave me gloves on the way back. There is a little bit true. You got to play with the rotten chicken. Oh, yeah, you got to fool the rotten chicken. It's disgusting. Yeah, that's true.

They'll wash your hand later. Yeah. Who washes their hands? It's only for employees. Man. Actually, I really thought the part about the teeth was going to take most of them. What? It just goes to show you, man.

I thought the part about size teeth. I'm excited about it. Are you excited to have a full head of teeth? Well, you know, I don't know what the fact. When was the last time you had a full face full of teeth? Is there anything that your lack of teeth keep you from doing? Eating apples. Eating apples?

No. No, he eat out. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, he cut some. I had to do it real. Yo. What about steak and stuff, maybe? What's the first thing? You're like, oh, I'm about to smash that.

Corn on the cob? That's got to be rough. Oh, and let's do that. I had to do it It ain't as good Used to it like to be a squirrel Yeah, and you can do it again You can be able to do it again

Have you ever had one of the Mexican corns With like the mayonnaise And the parmesan all over it? No, it's so good No, it ain't Oh yeah, you know who makes that? Stone. Stone put mayonnaise on corn and cooked it

It and it was good Oh, it wasn't bad But it wasn't nothing to ride home back What? Mexican street corn? No. Oh, it's so good. You're talking like a man just got back from Epcot.

Hey, the only thing I put on corn. I love that place. You know, it's weight on corn. You know, it's weight cooler in Europe? Hey, I try to get butter on it, which is hard to do. And then salt pepper. That's it? Yeah.

I used to when I had all my teeth, I could take one and just. How long has it been, Si? How long has it been since you had them all? Do it. It is 20 years. Now I've got to go back over it to get all the, you know. What you missed? Yeah, what I missed.

It looks like I'm scared. Used to, it would be clean. Because, hey, I would be rolling it as I went

and it'd be like a tap rider. And that makes it. Yeah, once it makes a circle, it's gone. Yeah. Running through it

is a clean corn cop. I love a corn cob. With the Mexican style. Americans don't know what they're doing with corn. Oh, no, you see,

hey. You put all that, that, what's that, what's the, what's the, Cotea? Yeah. Yeah. You douse that on it.

We made it the other day. A cilantro. But it's like mayonnaise and say, oh, it's so good. Malays ain't no good. They got their own special type of cheese, too. It looked like parmesan, but it's something else. That's that cotija cheese. It crumbles whenever you do.

Oh, no, that's what you were saying. What am I thinking of? It's like a blue cheese. The spice, the red salt. Oh, I don't know what that is. Taheen. Taheen. That's the thing.

Speaking of, Mexico. Speaking of cheese, me and sigh went with two guys. to a real fancy restaurant and we ate steaks there but the guy came out and he said tell me when to stop you know and he's putting cheese on size salad but side didn't hear him say that and so i just sat there and watched this guy he piled that cheese on there's no way you heard the cheese was this high no i heard it's it's two foot high on size plate and i'm like he he didn't ever hear him yeah i heard did you want that much cheese yeah i well you don't want to confuse the salad as hell Oh, hey, no.

Hey. Oh, I heard him. He was like that and he was looking at it. But I wouldn't tell him to stop. He was looking at him. I was just watching. I do like when you see things and they're like, tell me when to stop. It was like this.

I said, that's enough. Yeah. The guy beside me said, man, does he love cheese so much? I said, I don't think he hurt him. I like all the ones that are used to the normal time for people and they kind of pause right there. And he's like, nah, man, keep going. That's right. Yeah.

Play it again, Sam. Yeah, it ain't going. It ain't going. It ain't. So how was Disney? Oh, it's the greatest. It's just a good time. You know, there's a reason they call it that.

Well, what, Carter? You have fun? Oh, yeah, he had a blast. We rode all the rides 50 million times. Any lightsabers come home? Nope, no lightsabers. No lightsabers. Got home.

Cheap. What? Nothing? Any, what? Some Legos or something. Oh. Yeah. It was fun, though.

I saw some good pictures on Facebook. I walked 15 miles a day pushing a stroller. So I'm like, The problem is I didn't gain any weight there, but since I've been home, I still feel like I should have a good 10 a.m. ice cream. But I'm not walking as much as I used to. And so, like, this morning at work, I was just sitting there going, man, how good would ice cream be right now? An ice cream, but you're not going to walk eight miles of rest of the day. Yeah, I'm not going to do that, so I can't eat ice cream anymore for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

You had it all three? That sounds like me. Sorry, I ate a lot of ice cream last week. It was an uncomfortable amount. But yeah, as always. The wife might like it more than the kids. What kind of ice cream you eat? All of them.

Yeah, Mickey Bar, ice cream sandwich. A bucket bar. Oh, yeah. There was the pineapple juice with the pineapple inside of it. But then Benz ordered something with some guava juice with some pineapple ice cream inside of it. I wasn't going to have any more ice cream, but then when I had a bite of his, I went back and got one of them. Didn't I say you eat like some kind of ice cream? Sammatch or something. They put the ice cream in between two waffles or something. What'd you do with

that? My friend, so there's a little place called France. I've been there. It sucks, but there's a place called France and Epcot. That's awesome. And they take a croissant and put it in this waffle maker and put the ice cream in the middle of the croissant and then put it in the waffle maker. Okay. That's what that was. Which heats up the croissant, but somehow the ice cream stays frozen. Completely frozen? It's a little soft. It's a little soft. It's a little soft. It's a little soft. You got eat fast. Yeah. But I mean, I'm up for a challenge.

They put a waffle. They put a croissant and a waffle maker and fill it full of ice cream. And make an ice cream sandwich out of it. You ain't careful. That would blow your mind, too. So I'm telling you, that's more astonishing than the planet core. Because it's the opposite. It's frozen.

Radioactive waste. But surrounded by heat. Oh, and it's, it's, I would go back just for that. In fact, I'm thinking about it. now. Have you looked up like a waffle maker and how to buy her sentence and do it yourself? I mean, you're the king of like. Why have I never thought of this very moment until just now?

I don't, I'm sorry. We had a hamburger. It's not a waffle maker, though. It's a different type. Hold on. I found a video of it. Uh-oh. I didn't take a video because I was too busy eating.

Oh, that's another. Look at this. Look at this. That's a sure enough sandwich there, boys. Look, that's ice cream. Then they put that on top. Then they pay out, flip it over. And then that thing's hot.

Yeah. But in the middle of it's cold. Oh, my goodness. I'm telling you. How about that thing tastes good? What was you talking about? I saw Johnny D. on the gram eating that.

Oh, the house was like, hold up. We got to take a picture. I was like, this is hot and cold. This is a modern marvel. I can't be slowing now. They ain't planning. That's a scoop there. Oh, it is good.

I got to buy one of those. That's better round. I'm going to buy one of those right now. That just cost Johnny D. some money. My day is complete. Brioche ice cream sandwich recipe. I'm in. Oh, here's how you do it yourself. And your wife's a breadmaker. Oh, we can do it. Yeah, homemade ice cream sandwiches. Oh, you just use a regular waffle maker according to good people, Pinterest. Sell them at the honey hole. Pinterest got a lot of fails on it, so. That is true. Worst bignets I've ever had.

Allison tried to kill me one Valentine's with them bignets. Salt poisoning And she just followed the recipe One pound of salt It was back before she knew what she was doing You know I've been going 50 minutes Yeah allegedly We've got to go a little bit longer

But it's yeah man Anyway yeah we like Disney World This is for the fan It's better than six days Just an email of who you think The son of man There it is you heard it Hello at dot callroom.com

I'm gonna have to read all those Yeah that's fine And I'm already confused enough No, no. Hey, Oh, you just forward them to side. I'm going to see what they come on to you. You print them out and hand them to it.

Let me read them. Yeah, and let sigh pick the ones. There you like. I just like how we got to print them out. Well, you're going to have to print them out, unfortunately.

We're going to have to kill some trees. So if you want to, you need to invest in a timber stock, go ahead. Hey, my wife got a job. What? I hadn't told you all that. I got him.

It's been a wild week at my house. You're going to have extra money. Yeah. Where? Where is she working? She is a second grade T. Well, I'm going to beat you up if I don't get to come to your house for pizza. Oh, now that you got extra money.

Yes, sir. I was like, well, that's he hurting me. Wait until he gets his new teeth. You don't need them. Yeah, you do. You don't need the teeth to eat the pizza. Don't hear me saying his peach is tough or nothing like that. But it all slides off if you don't bite it clean.

Yeah, you got to bite it clean, though. Oh, hey, roll up in the roll. Because it's actually got top. Make it a burrito. Anyway, yeah. You ever tried that with a 14, 14? You made a whole? whole 14 inch pizza a burrito?

Hey, three of them. That was in, hey, that was in Germany. We went to this Italian restaurant. My order would be, hey, three 14-inch pieces with halapinas, what is it, not salami. Pepperoni.

Pepperoni. You went to. And halapeno. Break it. And they'd bring it out. And you'd burrito it. And, hey, I would take it, rolled up. That and go.

Roll it up. That was gone. So you were you rolling anything else at that time? Mm-hmm. Oh, no. I just wondered. Boom, boom. So you're in an Italian restaurant in Germany, but you wanted to eat like a Mexican?

Oh. He was at Eckhart. Hold on. No, no, no, no. It was so good at a pizza that you could actually roll it. Oh, good grief. Smoke it. Anyway.

The Germans make good pizza. And here we are. It's got to be thin, and then you can roll it and eat like a burrito. Can I tell you how mad my children? made me last night. How bad to make you? They wanted pizza for dinner. Yeah.

Allison was at, so Allison's super busy all of a sudden because you got hired last minute and got to make a hole's room. I don't know. It's a lot of work. Anyways. So I asked my kids what they want. They wanted a stuffed crust pizza from Domino's. Who wouldn't, right?

Yeah, that's right. Order it up. Put it on the table. I go back in the kitchen. Them kids ate the pizza and left the crust. it was a stuffed crust pizza we paid extra for the crust

I was thinking I was thinking you were going to come back to a crustless pizza no they left the crust that's what I thought they would eat was a crust I was like what's y'all doing

I said you wanted stuff crust they got marketed to yeah they didn't like it apparently the commercial got them back to your wife where's you working OCS you once went there and scared the kids

they were about second graders Allison may hit you up for second grade career day now. We're in. Yeah. I'm bringing Si to second grade career day. Yes. I don't think I have that much swing. And Sai, you can charge a pizza party for your attendance.

All right. That's what I'll go. See? The fee is a pizza. Roll it up. There we go. Pizza party. Pizza party for Silas's attendance.

Best money you ever spend. That's that. I like it. I'm coming too. And we're videoing it. Because I want to watch. You kids heard a nom. Same.

She is right across the hall from where you shot that. I want to watch Carter and Cyconverse off camera in your house, too, for the pizza party. It'll be wild. Carter, mad right now. Why is he made? Why? Somebody cussed in some book he was reading. Uh-oh.

He was reading it for school. But they bleeped it in the book, which is kind of impressive that you can bleep something in writing. Yeah. But they did. And he's up at school today because Allison's working on a room, and he doesn't found the principal. Oh, wow. He's reported the teacher, the book. He mad.

so we'll see how it goes how did they bleep a book they just left out some letters I like the Epstein file misspelt it yeah I think and like put like a Martin

Martin did you just go there he hit it right at closing he wanted to just hit it I'm so confused this episode I think this is gonna be one of our better way I may not have set you up on that one

I'm sorry that's all good Lord I apologize I like it I don't really also you'd be surprised It doesn't how many people at Disney World listen to this podcast. Oh, no, that's our people.

Yeah. Stay in stateside. Yeah. Our people stay in the U.S.A. Instead of going to France, they go to Epcot. And let me tell you, is someone who's been to both? You can see why. One's way more like Buckees.

Hey. We went to that Buckees, by the way. I wish I remembered that dude's name. Oh, the one at Orange Beach or whatever. Yeah, I'm in that Buckees and there's just people everywhere, and all of a sudden I hear Johnny D. I turn around and the dirtiest dude in the whole building's looking at me. He goes, brother, we just got out to deer stand.

We were setting stuff up. I said, you're my people, my man. He goes, it's good to meet you. Tell sigh, I said, hey, I said, I will do. I said, I like going into Buckees. Oh, Buckees are people, man. It was such a good experience. I just had a brisket sandwich from Buckees for the first time.

Yeah. It's all right. What? Oh, it's all right. It's not as good as you guys made it sound like. Oh. Did you eat it hot? Yeah.

Uh-oh. Is that as good as you take it here, boy? Wow. So it's on par with all the other gas station brisket sandwiches you've stopped at and have? Or is it the best one you've ever had? Thank you. I think it's the first one I've ever had. Then your opinion, that doesn't even matter, bro.

By default, it's also the best. Yes, that's true. It's the only one. You should have got the three meat, though. That three meat, a banger. Or you just get the brisket in a bowl. Or get the brisket in a bowl. Yeah.

Breakfast is a much better experience at Buckley. What about any snack? Did you get the little Bucky nuts there? The Beaver Nuggets? Yeah. I've had those. I like how my man just called them Buckees Nuts. Beaver Nuggets is already close to borderline inappropriate.

Bucky's Nuts. Bucky Nuts. And then the hunter just said, yeah, I've had them. Bucky nuts, my faves. Yeah. Careful. You're going to get putting an American Eagle ad. I'm so sorry people

I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I needed you early man where did you get an oatmeal cream pie it's the last one that my friend brought to throw me a half of it let me off a bite of it

no it's gone Phillip one bite nope that's it I don't know what just happened I don't know where the time's gone I don't even know where we're at but speaking of bucky nuts hey all right

I like how at any moment anybody in this room can just pull out a fantastic tree. What do you have? I'll trade you. Can we trade? Oh, steakhouse jerky. Steakhouse beef jerky from Bucking.

Jerky with a little Montreal steak season and all. I don't eat a lot of nuts. Oh, I do. I'm afraid of diverticolitis. Oh. That's real. PTSD over here? No.

Are we done? I think we've got to be done, right? Are we done here today? Have we started? We can't wrap it up if y'all are over just chewing. Why not? Somebody called God, I want to get him to sip some coffee into the microphone, please. There it is.

I've been hungry for two days. I'm used to eating 16 square meals a day with four of them being ice cream. I can't do a whole podcast without eating anymore. What do y'all want to talk about next? Let's go home, man. Let's wrap it up. I'm really too. I know.

That's why I couldn't believe you went with a whole house. That was something about the band, JD. Hey, I got you the verse of all the verse, but it's going to take me a second. All right. Because I'd click the wrong one, but I got you one that's going to, it's going to be right up your alley.

And I believe it's found in First Corinthians 15. Nope. Uh-oh. Nope. No. Well, semantics. I'm pretty sure in some version this says glorified. First Corinthians 15.

Let me decide which one I'm going to do. 1540. There are also heavenly bodies, aka glorified bodies, and there are earthly bodies. But the splendor of the heavenly bodies is one kind and the splendor of earthly bodies is another. The sun has one kind of splendor, the moon another and the stars another. and stars differ from the star in splendor. Clarified Bodies. There you go.

We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call. We're out. That was a wild one. Good's a strong term.