Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Is Ready for Phil Robertson to Air His Dirty Laundry in New Movie

Episode Date: March 21, 2023

Check out what Uncle Si and Jay Stone were excited to talk about from their time being on the "Unashamed" podcast with Phil, Jase, & Al Robertson. John-David tells everyone how his kids had never heard of "Duck Dynasty" before their recent vacation. Plus, what does he know about Phil's new movie "The Blind?" Si admires Phil for putting a dark chapter of his life on the big-screen for the whole world to see. Martin explains what north Louisiana dressing is to fans from Wisconsin and the boys discuss bad taxidermy even if it's supposed to look like a black panther. Plus, they want to see the worst taxidermy YOU'VE ever seen — send in your photos!  "The Blind" hits theaters this fall. Get updates, trailers, behind-the-scenes moments, and special opportunities here: https://theblindmovie.com -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back. Welcome back. We're back in the duck call room. Size's got his glasses off. It's going to be a good day. That's it. How you feeling this morning, old man? I'm feeling fine.

Are you? What did you night consist of last night? I'm just curious. Not much. Watch a few westerns. Back on that grit bag. The professionals. The professionals.

There you go. With Lee Marvin and who else Robert Ryan and Bert Lancaster. A few of the old old. gunfighters. And the best part is our fans will no doubtedly know who you're talking about, even though the only one I recognize is Bert Lancaster. You don't recognize Lee Marvin? Mm-mm.

No. No, I don't, I'm not one to really watch the credits, though. So, I mean, he could have been and stuff I've seen and just didn't really realize. Cat Balloo. Was that one where he was in? Cat Blue? Yes. Why not?

The Cat Blue? I think that was the name. The Cat Blue what? I mean, I don't know. Well, that was it. That was the name of the movie Catvilloo. Oh, wee, I'm just glad winter's back, man. I think of cold out there.

But whatever. It was so cold, I decided to go fishing yesterday because I figured nobody else would be dumb enough to go. Wrong. Well, that was one thing I was doing. I was sitting in the house freezing the death. And then I asked my woman, hey, have you turned off the heat? She said, yeah, I always do when we go to bed.

and she looked at the temperature. It was 57. In your home? Yeah. I said, No wonder I'm freezing my butt off. I think that's her trying to say, come on over here, big boy.

No. For some canoodle. Yeah, cuddle up next to this red head, keep me warm. No, she's got to get her another blanket. Oh, I thought she was going to say another husband. No. Or that, too.

both to solve the problem maybe not another husband but for sure a boyfriend I think when I lost all that way I used to be about Johnny D's size with a big beard and everything look a lot like him I hate to say it no we got getting folks here

so you're Mammao Joe across the street well she ain't seen me in a while and me and Anna were at a function over there and Mamma Joe showed up and she asked Corey she said Did Anna get a new husband? Who is that man with Anna? Who is that guy?

Who is that guy? Who is that guy? So I went up and introduced myself. She just kind of looked at me, shook her head. Stone, you bring out the brutal honesty in people. Because, yo, Anna's grandma used to tell you you didn't wear it as well as Al. Well, that's right. That gut, yeah.

She said, Al carries his gut better than you do. I don't know what it is about Stone, but the old women are just coming in with all the full force of honesty, they can't. Oh, my goodness. That is bizarre. Now that there's two of them, did Anna get a new husband?

Yeah. I mean, technically she did. Pretty much. Or lost half of one. Yeah, she got one of cares. Oh, Mr. he told me, he said, you were one decision to live in a pathetic,

A pathetic life. Yeah. He made one decision to get away from Mexico. Yeah. Oh, no. Hey, that man's a hoot boy. No, he's a hoot. You're talking about brutal honesty.

Yeah. Well, well, you got to be if you're a boxing trainer at 70. He's 86. He's 86, man. Oh, yeah. Unbelievable. And we'll wear you out. He ain't going to wear me out because I ain't going.

You got to step in to get worn out. Yeah. As far as I'm concerned, me and his past ain't got a cross. Like, we'll be okay. But, you know, I started that, you heard of that carnivore diet? Mm-hmm. Meat and fruit.

Yep. That's it. I've been trying it for about three weeks. Yeah. My brother and sister-in-law were on it for quite some time. Yep. Meat, eggs, and fruit. Yeah.

It's pretty effective. Yeah. You know, not just for losing weight, but inflammation. Yeah. 100%. It worked wonders for them. So it's a healthy, it's a healthy thing. It's an expensive meat, milk.

plant. Meat, fruit. Well, yeah. The fillers are the cheap part of meals. I eat a lot of fruit. Yeah. When you start going down the meat and fruit road, that stuff gets expensive after a minute. But that's fine.

Or you can get it all delivered to you by factor. Whatever you want to do. I do all that. Those boneless chicken thighs, you know. Oh, man. Whoever decided to put that thing through a machine and rip that bone out of it, God bless them. It is good. They are good.

You can do a lot of stuff with them, man. It's hard to dry that piece out, too. Mm-hmm. A chicken thigh, it's definitely the peak of the chicken. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Break pads. Yeah.

It might, it's, yeah, it's up there on all foods. Yeah. Actually, the chicken breast is like my least favorite. That's right. It dries out too quick. Yeah. And the leg, too, I mean, I'll eat him, but I ain't much on him. Oh, no.

I like him thighs and them wings, no. I like him flight gears and then break. pad. That's the two I want. I'm a leg in that little clam on that spine. What do they call that piece? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. And me and Cy arm wrestle over that pulley ball whenever Phil's butchering whole

chicken and frying them. Yep. I'd slip in there and get that first one. I'd see Siah in there digging. I'm like, yeah, I don't got you, son. I don't. No, it reminds me I ate with a buddy of mine. And they said, you know, they said, you know, they said, you.

you probably won't like this chicken, you know. So I was going through it, like you were talking about looking for the pudding bowl, and I said, the next time I come over here, I said, I'm going to have to watch you cut up chicken. I said, because I can't recognize any piece of this chicken. Uh-oh. You know, and they all started laughing and then telling me, well, the truth is it's a rabbit.

You know, she said, yeah, you're going to throw up now? I said, no, I ain't going to throw up. I said, hey, I'm going to tell you, hey, pass it, meat plighted down here. I said, let me be terrible when people are pieces I said, but I was wondering how in the world

this woman cut this thing up where I can't recognize It's a funny-looking chicken Yeah, funny-looking chicken, you know It's got big ears He's on that fried rabbit Yeah, it was good though Rabbit is good

Yeah, rabbit ain't bad Especially than back straps off a rabbit It's pretty solid Because hey, my favorite wild game is squirrel, you know, tree rat Mm-hmm He's a good one Oh no, hey, I could

eat if he's young, I can eat 20 of them right now. We slowly creeping up on spring squirrel season, too. Yeah, I know. Fry them up and, hey. Hey, let her rip. Hey, me and my wife's brother ate 20. Just me and him. I didn't know Christine had a brother.

Oh, yeah. He was a submarine man. Okay. Down periscope. Yeah, down periscope. and I said, no, thank you. Just think, hey, think about living under water for a solid month. No, I ain't got no gills.

Yeah. Wouldn't make it. They submerged and did not come up for one solid month. I remember we as a kid went on some field trip somewhere that had a submarine you could walk through. And even as a little husky feller, that's right. I shopped in that section of the store, husky. Husky. Before they called it big and tall.

I was a big. I wasn't tall yet. But then they have a brand of jeans called huskies Oh yeah Yeah, that's just make you feel better by yourself That was the OG relax fit That was the OG relax That way it wasn't them stranglers

Grabbing them thighs, son on those big boys Oh Husky That way you didn't start a fire Walking down the hall at school Just fush, push, push, but Hey, I can make all the big kid jokes I was one of them So, but no, we've hopped in one of them submarines,

and I just remember thinking, how in the world did grown men fit in here? Like, it just, it didn't make no sense to me. Is your brother-in-law a small fella? He's short, yeah. Yeah. I just couldn't. I always thought it'd be kind of cool

because you saw them on the movies and cartoons and stuff. Like, man, being in a submarine, that'd be tight, underwater, driving around. Nope. Then I got in that one, I said, no. No, no. I think I'll stay on top of it. of the water. That ship out there is way cooler than this submarine. Like, no, I'm good, man. I'm okay. But that is something. But you said a lot there about

yourself, Sigh, because we know you as a cherry picker. Well, no, no. So when you go to digging through the meat pile for the pulley bone, you pick all the sausage out of red beans. What you didn't know about me was is I liked the one in the Navy. My father was in the Navy. Yeah. Okay. I liked one in the Navy, too. You know, and you, you know, Yes, alcohol was involved. On going in the Navy or the Army? No, he's going, okay? Okay.

I ended up in the Navy and also the Marines. And both times, you know, alcohol was consumed and involved in the, you know. So, hey, like I said, but hey, I just said, no, I like to swim. I said, but I just can't see being on the ocean where now. Okay, okay, you like to swim, all right. Sada got written up every day for fishing off the back of that boat. Oh, I'm telling you. Every day.

He'd have had some fish. I kind of wish you would have because there ain't no telling what kind of fish stories we'd have. There ain't no telling them what you'd have hooked off the coast of Panama. That's trolling right there, son. I met a guy. I met a guy in the Navy, and he got a picture of him on a destroyer, okay, which is a big ship. Mm-hmm. Okay, and he was the radar.

He was, you know, the communication specialist. And he's got a picture of him on top of the whatever it is on the destroyer. And rough seas, and when I say rough seas, that's an understatement. He's on top of it, okay, and the ship is in a swell, and he is just, the ship is going, and he's running his hands on the waves as that ship rolls. Okay, from side to side to side, this thing is like this in a swell. I think you chose well then. Oh, no, I don't think you'd have done very good than that.

Oh, no, I wouldn't have done very good in the Navy. I've seen you on them deep sea boats and you got patches and air conditioning. Yeah, burnt legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, no. Landmother. Man, the ocean would have not got a long well. Well, let's take our first break.

That's a winner. We'll go get some coffee. No, I'm kidding. No, no. I ain't. You know, coffee. I'm thinking. It's just.

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That's tribeef.com slash. support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Me and Saia did the unashamed podcast yesterday. And it was good. I gave them my little bit. I gave it a little bit on this podcast. They wanted an update from our trips, hunting, fishing trips and whatnot. Oh, new way to look at how you would describe God to people.

Oh, yeah, we talked about that. That's where that came from. Yeah, that's what it came from. You were in deep pondering. No, no, Al done a lesson, and every time Al does a lesson, he triggers something in my brain cells. And then the rest of the night, I'm wrestling, you know, not going to sleep. Well, you know, Al preaches at our church, you know, out of the goodness of his heart. He's a great preacher.

But we have a couple other people that preach, too, and I've noticed that, you know, The only time Phil stays for the sermon is when Al's preaching. Daddy ball. And I've never said here lately. It's a family thing. Here lately, the same trend, but Si. If Al's not preaching, I look at Sai ain't there. No, I was out of town, though.

Oh, is that what it was? Yeah, I was out of town. I went to Miami. He's tuning in online. With my flowers, generals.com. Goodwill Ambassador He was out there

Pedal and Camo roses They actually have got Camo roses See? Yeah, thank you See, I pay attention to what the boys do Oh no, no, no Hey, that was pretty true You know

So I always have to make sure Because I know inevitably After you do that And post something about Or Phillip post about it That Monday or Tuesday We're going to get phone calls How do I get that?

Hey, hey, man, check those Well, look, always the goodwill. Ambassador to a lot of things. He has held the title. Goodwill. Goodwill ambassador. For multiple companies. You ought to be a CEO.

I'm a goodwill person. You need to get the new title, CEO, Chief Entertainment Officer. There you go. Because that's what you are. No. You bring goodwill and morale and entertainment to these places and ain't got none. That's right. I was the morale man in the military.

And you still are. Okay. Well, I noticed in the museum over there, the tour, every picture you see of Si when he was in the military, everybody around him is laughing. And he's laughing and he's got a silver can in his hand. Yeah. That's right. Well, every time he's a good one ambassador. That's right.

Well, I used to have a Tupperware glass and the only thing you would hear when there was formation time, Robert said, put that stupid glass up. And I'd say, top. I'm going to get it when there's time. And I'd stick at my fatigue pocket. And, hey, full of ice and tea. Never spilled a drop. And, hey, when the formation was over with, hey, time for tea.

How long had ice last in Vietnam? No, hey, that was a problem over there. Okay. That was a problem there were 150 degrees, okay? That's when you wish they'd have had these stainless tumblers back in. You could actually held you some eyes. Look, if I had this shed any cup then, I'd been in good shape. There you go.

Might not have fit your pocket time. Hey, this thing, hey, this thing keeps ice all day long. You'd have needed to order bridges my size to hold that in your pocket. Oh, no, no. My mom asked me, are they feeding you? I'll send her a picture of me. Yeah. I worked out in the yard and I didn't have no.

That's a great tan. Okay. Boy, them days have long. No, no, no. Look. Yeah. Hey, I was probably about to color that E3 board. The dark spot, okay?

And skinny as a rail, mama said, are they feeding you over there? And I said, yeah, my mom eating. I said, I'm working hard, though. About 12, 12, 18 hours a day, you know, hey, you lose weight. Especially in the heat over here. Especially when you only get three naps. Oh, hey, well, hey. Every day.

Hey, I'm the only man I know I've pulled it off. I got a nap every day. In Vietnam. Hey, and so 24 and a half years, and I got a nap every day, boys. Try that on for the hour. That's impressive. Hey, right. You deserve a medal for that.

So you got a nap in Nam, too? Oh, yeah. Hey, I got to sleep with my eyes open. Oh, boy. You think I was awake and looking at you? No, I'm sound asleep. While driving a decent house. I'm in La La Land.

My wife does that. Seams? And bullfrog. They sleep like this. No. Yep. My kids do it. I was wondering where they got that from.

Now I know. It's a deep Robertson. Look, I'll look on that monitor at night and them kids' eyes will be over. You can see their eyes. And then I look at that little thing on their foot. And it says, resting peacefully. You got to get rest when you can, boys. Yeah.

You never know when they're going to jump out. I don't think you've ever been a fighter at any point of your life. This one previous or past or whatever, like, or future. Yeah, I don't, you know. You'll make love, not war kind of fellow. That's right. Hey, you don't want to fight, you got to get mad. Yeah.

No, I ain't got time getting mad. As a man who's been mad about three times in his life, I don't think that fits you twice. Only twice. Only twice. There you go. So we know about one of them. I don't know what the other one is. I don't think I wanted it now.

No. I like to win up to the pen over that one. Uh-oh. That wasn't a bowling ball one? Oh, yeah, that was it. Oh, yeah, we knew the bowling balling ball. Yeah, I like the one to the pen over that. Somebody liked the died.

Yeah, we knew the bowling one. I was just wondering, I don't think I need to know what the other one. I've seen him get perturbed. No, the other time is when Jason accused him of wearing all those ducks. Yeah. And I was the only reason they come back. Oh, is that counting here, too? Is that one of the two?

Well, that may have been because we was nose to nose and I thought, I thought me and my nephew was fixed to go to Fifth City. Oh, I'm aware I was there. You were mad. Oh, no. Well, that had enough of it.

Yeah, hey, I'm with you. He's only so much of that crap he can take some time. Hey, look, you got to understand. I've had this my entire life in the duck buyer. Just picked on. Yeah, just picked on. He snapped. You know, this is from infancy to, you know,

until 75 years old and I'm still putting up with it. And one day you snapped? And I finally just, I broke. Was there, were people taking sides? Oh, no. This is the only time that Phil Robertson has ever said, hey, get your butt over here. We're thinking to have a serious meeting. I just got real quiet, but rest assured, had something happened, I'm going with old man.

Oh, yeah. I just, I hate to take, because I was right beside him, and he was the only one getting chewed out and I'm right beside him out there in the water helping him pick up decoy but side they were only mad at sire I guess because I got down I mean I don't I did get I did get down I did get down I took water into my waiters I got down so low but the only thing that was above water was right here yeah my shoulders and head the only thing I was I was by a little buck brushed book so we got to put this in context so there is a hundred mallards coming a hundred that that they've heard me throwing decoing

for 15 minutes. And Syes in the middle of the hole and they come light the decoys and they see Sye and they flare. That incited the argument between Siams. Jason didn't kill but one and I told him, I said,

hey, why didn't you kill the 60 that was 20, 60 yards instead of killing the one Drey compared to 150? I was there. That's what made is there. Is this on film? Did the cameraman keep rolling?

Well, yeah. Yeah, Jeff got it. And nobody knows where all the footage is. That footage doesn't believe it. Here's the other thing. There ain't no reason to see it. Because there's a lot of holes in this story. It's a man who was there.

Yeah, because it wasn't a hundred. Yeah, there wasn't a one man. It was about 40. It was about 40. Here was the thing, too. And about 10 of them was trying to get in there. And Jace raised up and clipped one of the 30 that said, no, I don't think so. No.

On his third shot, which I think is really what made him mad. Yeah. He should have killed three for three. Okay. He turned the wrong way. Yeah, I don't know what the two other idiots that was in the blind were doing, that had shotguns in their hands. They didn't shoot.

I was one of them. Okay. Who were the two other idiots? Him and Johnny G. Yeah. No, Galwa was taking a leak. Oh, yeah, he was hanging off the back of the blind. I was the only one.

No, Al was in there. Oh, no, there was, there was. The whole crew was there. And I was out there with Sire picking up plugs because I can't watch a 65-year-old man pick up decoys by himself. You know. But like always, okay. Hey, the first thing, assessment,

blame has got to be assessed. So when they wasn't no ducks killed, okay, a mullin, someone has got to take the blame and guess who they jumped on me. So I said, I got tired checks all up and down my back. Yeah. Oh, right. You know, it's all dope.

Hey, you don't know how many times I've had to throw that bus. off of my body. Because hey, they pulled it up on top of them. Shut it off and left. You were bucking that sucker that day, son. Oh, Lord. We don't need to go back down negative road, though. Let's take a break.

We'll be back right after you. That is a good story. It is. So I watched the Oscars. Did you really? So I watched the Oscars. The Oscars. The Oscars.

The Oscars. I don't. Not only Oscar, Martin, you should watch is the Grouch. The Grouch. Oh, yeah. They're on the diapers. there you go yeah that's way better than the regular oscar yeah one of them's got oscar to grouch like right there on the crotch i laugh every time every time i put them on they no oscar just sitting there

staring at me one of them's oscar and another was cookie monster i'm like yeah that's pretty good placement for both of y'all cookie monsters so you what did you learn about the oscars ain't much it ain't much boys what no the only thing i learned about it hey is you know the dresses What won anything That the women were Top Gun got ripped off Because it's the greatest movie ever What did they say about that

Well they was talking about how good it was They won like best sound Oh good grief That only matters to like seven people Yeah In the world Clearly not Hunter Yeah maybe you ever listen to this one

We're never gonna win best sound As long as I'm here on it I'm gonna keep going up and down You're never gonna win as long as size here too Oh whoa Well look I am the last Sound maker, boy.

Hey, what are you talking about? Sai is the human Doppler effect. Whoa. The sound maker. Like, that's just what he does. But what was, like, what did they say the best film was? Because what I always get... Not Top Gun, that's all I know.

What I always get tickled over is generally the best film I've never seen almost year ago. I've never heard of. Yeah, there you go. Everything, everywhere, all at once. And hunters over there crying saying it's so good. Rated Or. for sci-fi and adventure. All it wants.

I've covered it. Never heard of it. Or any of the people in it. Really? I think I've heard of her. Who? I don't know. It has short round.

Short round. The dude from the movie. From India Jones. Mr. Jones. That's the one with Hans Solo. What's his name? Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford.

There it is. I just know him as Hans Solo. The fugitive. Han Solo. Yeah, I don't understand. the Oscars, but Si, I watched it. I don't know who votes on it, but I guess they make it a big deal.

What did you think, Sigh? Like, what was... Like, what was... That it wasn't much? What was your take-on from it? You were... Jimmy Kimball was pretty good. Jimmy Kimmel? Did he host?

He was the host. Oh, okay. There you go. No, he was pretty good. Well, that's your buddy. You've been on a Camel's show. Back in the day. Oh, man. But that's for the...

Oh, that's for... I should have went. What? It's for the SAG, the screen actor's guilt. I'm a member. Not technically am I a member. But I was in a movie once. You didn't fill out the card?

I don't know. They sent me a check. There you go. Because I'm in a movie. Have I told you I'm in a movie? Cool. Size is in the movie too. Oh.

They sent me checks. Did anybody see it? See what? Some people have seen the movie. What movie? Phil's movie. Oh, the blind? The blind?

I'm in it. Oh, yeah. I got a link to watch it. Is it out? No, September. Like, very few people have gotten to see it. You've seen it? Yeah.

Am I in it? Or did they cut me? There is. I thought they were going to cut me. He made it, boy. What were you? He made a... Hunter number one or maybe number two.

Hunter number one, hunter number two? Hey, you got there. He's got the look. So is that Hunter number three? Yeah. Hunter, Hunter the producers, Hunter. Hey, I showed up and thought like, I didn't know what it was going to be like. Where'd y'all hunt?

It was a very big deal. Where'd y'all hunt? I mean, you don't remember. Come on, man. I just like to. We were acting. The best part is, is hunter number two. You shot the ducks that I shot.

So I guess I'm in the movie, but it's just the mallards I killed. You don't see me. You're a stunt man. Yeah. Well, I was the- Somebody had to kill them. This is going to come as a shock to you, but I was the guy that wasn't the good hunter that went with Phil. So you played Satt. Uh-oh.

There's an entire track. I'm saying I didn't get it for the ones that come in to the family Oh boy I'll tell you Did you have to blow a duck call Please tell me yes

No No No He's But the dude that plays Phil He's He walks up to me He is straight up English

Yeah Like British British Let's not go down that right Here we go again How did he pull off the speaking? Oh, he'd turn into a redneck in an instant. And I was like, I was just wondering.

What is happening? It was a wild ride. Yeah, the first time they brought him up here to show him to office, he introduced himself. I shook his hand. I said, well, okay. Good luck. He was good at it. Yeah.

He was a super nice dude, though. We hung out for a very long time that day. Yeah. You know, for me to deliver my one line. But there's one, he gets mad at me, kind of, and he stared into my eyes and it went straight through me. Yeah. It was scary. What did you say?

I asked him Well hey Go see it in theaters In September And you'll find out This isn't a spoiler alert What'd you say? I don't remember

I don't know that your line Has any outcome Oh it's a big deal Spoiler alert He ends up making duck calls And he turns his life around Jesus But Are you going to take your kids

To see this movie To see if dad's in it Like hey kids We're there You know what else Just happened the other day That reminded me My kids just found out about Duck Dynasty, and I just kind of thought they knew.

Yeah. Well, man, I could see where you'd make that assumption about a seven-year-old. Well, I mean, I don't know. I just thought they were not into it. Look, no. So we're on vacation, and the TV is weird, and all of a sudden it's like, there's this one channel. It's just Duck Dynasty all the time. And I flip it on that. And Carter's like, what's happening? I know all these people. And his mind's blown I said but he's Duck Dynasty And he goes What's Duck Dynasty?

I said the show like Everybody you know was on And he was like Never heard Willie's famous Yeah never heard I said Yeah buddy Willie's famous

That's why you walk around His golf course Yeah Oh it was the funniest Thing It was the Hawaii episode We watched it Oh

Sail on a Segwin sigh on a segue. Oh, I flipped and busted my butt off that time. Well, yeah. Yeah. You talk about get out from one of you and get out from one of you in a hurry. That thing, none of that stuff that drives without handlebars makes sense to me. Yeah.

I don't, I don't get it. I thought I had it and then now I just thought that's bad. I thought that's a problem. Like them little hoverboarded their kids ride around on? Oh, no. How do they do that mess? I don't even trust to, no. I put a foot on one one time and the thing started moving.

I said, nope. Oh, no. Anything with just two wheels, bad news. You're going to end up in a cast. Oh, yeah. You're going to get hurt. Yeah, absolutely. Hey, you don't know.

You don't ride bicycles? No. Hey, look, bicycles was bad enough. Then they took it a bicycle and put a motor on it and a big motor and it will go like a 120 mile an hour. Oh, yeah. They got some of little motors on them now that would go 33 and that was way too fast. Oh, no, no, no, no.

I had a scooter for a minute. No, no, I had a buddy. Did you really? Did you really? In high school. Yeah, looking like Howard Wallowitz off Big Bang Theory. Some guy at the Honey Hall was like, told my daddy had some scooter he needed to get rid of, so we got an excellent deal on it.

I rode a scooter one time with Gerald Twindle. We need to have Gerald on here, let him tell that story. Then we'll get you killed, too. I can't tell you the story because it's got a little bit of coarse language in it, but Gerald's, Gerald's say it, no problem. Well, the game, like in 10. 2008-ish, 9-ish, gas was like super expensive like it is now. Yeah, like $1.80.

No. It was like the first time it got wild. My dad's like, hey, got you a deal, seven miles a gallon on that hog. And I wrote it to, I wrote it when I worked at the Super One Foods. I had me a big old helmet. I rented one of them things in Key West the first time we went because that's like what you do in Key West. I made the first turn and about ran into a shop. I said, I parked it right there, told them where he was at.

said y'all come get the time. Y'all come get this time. I said, if y'all have heard a thing called Uber, y'all have it now. There's no reason to have a scooter down here. Is that what they do in Key West or out of scooters? Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, that's what the tourists do. You rent a scooter and, like, that's all you see around there.

Mine went like 50. Your boy found Uber. And it was scary. No, I'm out. Oh, yeah, that thing would fly. I'm telling you, me and Gerald Swindle rode it like 12 miles from the marina back to the house one night at like 2 a.m. We had been tarp and fishing under them bridges at night. and I scared to death.

I'm like, hey, Gerald, Uber's like 15 minutes out. He said, no, man, I brought my scooter. Get on. Yeah. Uh-uh. And, of course, there I win. He gave me his backpack. I look like a frigging turtle sitting up there on top of him, a little tiny backpack.

I'm just holding on to him like this. My scooter days in, there was a pretty bad motorcycle wreck on my route. Hold on. I rode my scooter on, and I said, they're dangerous. And so now I have a philosophy on moving vehicles that if I'm going to get in a wreck, my vehicle's going to be bigger than yours. Yeah. I want to win it.

My wife's vehicle's going to be bigger. Like, we go big now. Four tires. Safety first. Three tires are better than two. Oh, no. Four. Well, four is better than three, but I'm just saying three's better than two.

Two's better one if you want to go down that unicycle road. I tried a unicycle once. Didn't work. I know a guy, though. Well, there you go. Let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. Si, if you were in a circus, what would you be?

We don't went down a unicycle road now. I'm just wondering. The first thing I thought of was like clowns. I would just fix it. I was in a circus. I was a clown. Wait. You heard what?

Are you serious? Yeah. Back up. Hey. You don't say fat enough to be a clown. I thought clowns were like big and jolly. You were in a circus? Yeah, I was in a circus.

Like Ringling Brothers? Dunnesty circus. Oh, that's lame. Buskill. I thought we were about to hear a story from like the 70s where Sa had a part-time gig. At least make one up. Crap, you don't have like, you could have like talked about the bearded lady or something.

Well, no, no. I was in a circus. I was in a rodeo. I used to be a rodeo man. Well, I was in the rodeo with you and had to wrestle that stupid steed. Well, no, no. I'm telling you. I'm talking to for real.

Wow. Well, I got a picture of you dressed. I grew up in a rodeo. You grew up in a, oh, my gosh. Hey, my whole life I've been right. Hines horses, okay? My heroes were Western people. Well, I've always been cowboys, huh, Willie?

That's right, hey, I've always been a cowboy. Yeah, well, we did that last segment yesterday on the Unashamed podcast. They called the overtime segment. Al said, all right, dad, we need to do this overtime segment. Phil said, I don't have time. And Al looked at him and said, you don't? He said, Matt Dillon. Matt Dillon?

Because they haven't seen that. that. Well, no, no. But he asked, Al asked me a question about the movie that Jay Dee was talking about, you know,

Phil's there and coming. And I said, well, hey, how would you like to air your dirty laundry to the world in a movie?

Everything that you've ever did that was stupid and wrong and, you know, ignorant. How about just, okay, let's show the whole world, you know,

by dirty laundry. Well, here's what I can tell you. We couldn't get it done in an hour and a half. No. ain't that's true my list is a little more extensive to be able to get done in an hour and a half documentary maybe well they had about four hours but then they cut it down to

yeah and they had a rough time doing it yeah well i'm just saying it's quite the testimony hold on yeah yeah but i'm in a church just how would you like for everything you've done that was wrong and stupid no how would you like okay let me show you my life problem mine is this still being written. Well, hey. We're waiting on season four at this point or something. At what point of your life do you ever get to where you don't do

stupid things anymore? I ain't there yet. Si? Nope. I ain't. I'm 74 going on 75. No, it ain't over. Yeah, I still do plenty of stupid things. You don't want to stop doing stupid things? When you're in the ground? When I'm dead. Yeah. Okay. That's the bottom, that's the answer to that.

The last stupid thing I'll do is right before I die. Right before they die. I hope it's not skydiving. Watch this. Oh, man. I'll take him out in the middle of that sanctuary and drop him off. Yeah. Just turn him loose.

Boom, bough, bough, bough, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom. And we'll stage people halfway with new boxes and shells. You just work your way to them. Yeah. Guess what just thought entered my head right there. There is no possible way we could guess. Hey, I may turn into a nebler.

A nebula? Yeah, and just become a gas cloud. You kind of already are. I spend enough time in hotels and duck dance with you. You ain't much different now. If you ain't burping, you farting anyway. That's right. He's a nebula.

You either burping, farting, or peeing. You have a gas cloud mixed with a little water And lemon packets Yeah Acid Oh man It is fun With friends like these, right

Johnny D you got in What are we got in the mail bag? We got enough to start right here And then we'll carry on in Yeah, let's start Lighthearted on this one since we're laughing Then if we want to get heavy the cam Well I got a great one

Okay that I think proves that we're maturing as a podcast. Micah asked what happened to size Bell. He hadn't heard him a while. And it's been sitting right there. Hello. We just use it for very special occasions, like this. Yeah.

Philip does it more often than Sy now. That is true. Philip, whenever he thinks he says something funny, has to ding himself. That's what's funny. Like, he's calling his own jokes. He's like, ha-ha. And I'm like. He's getting ready for it.

You can't ding yourself. Sure, you can't. If nobody else will ding for you, hey, ding it's yourself. Yeah. Ding, dang, dong, right? Right, right. You know, I wish I still had my bongo bells that my wife got rid of. I honestly wish you did.

No, hey, I'm serious. I would actually lock them up after every afternoon I used them. Bongo bells. Bongo bells. And then I got another interesting one from Instagram. So, Instagram, baby. Every once in a while, I realize that we're maybe North Louisiana is a lot different

than most places on this earth. And we say things that we think are just normal. And people get confused by them. So Stewart has a question. He's from Monroe, Wisconsin. Oh. Oh. I say, come on, Stewie.

Gotcha. Slide on over here. And we talk about dressing. a lot and he doesn't know what that is because and he's just assuming when we talk about duck and dressing we're not talking about duck and ranch so he needs some he doesn't think it's ranch but he's wondering if it's like gravy no stewie i believe the people in your part of the world would potentially call it stuffing yeah stuffing we call it dressing because we don't actually like stuff the critters with it necessarily we put them in a bath of it and let it all

all cooked together. But I think that's what the further north you go. Dressing is referred to as a stuffing. A stuffing. Because when they slice the bird like it all comes out as one piece, we said, well, let's get rid of that, sit the bird in there, build it around it, and then you just get you a spoonful of dressing and a piece of bird and call it good. Like a casserole.

No, it's not a casserole. No, not a cassero. Because I eat dressing. Oh, you can call it. I ain't much on them, I ain't much on them casserol. Now, man makes a corn casserole, that's fine. But there's like two ingredients. The problem of most casseroles is there's always some unidentified objects in it.

And I'm like, is that just because it was in the refrigerator? No, I said, get over here, quick. Hurry up. Yeah. And I said, you all right? He said, bon, hung up. I thought, good night. I thought something's wrong.

I pulled up in the driveway. He opened the door. He said, come in here and try this. duck and dressing. Oh, Lord. It's an emergency. I made two of them. And look, I had just, I woke up that night, you know, and I said,

I, Mama used to put a can of a sweet and condensed milk. Yeah. Pet milk. Yeah. Not pet milk. It's just the real sweet flavor. Sweet condensed milk. Yeah.

Anyway, you know, I just, I had a dream. I said, Mama put somebody. So I made two batches, one without it, one with it. And I asked us, I said, Stone, I tried my dress, see if it's any good. He said, well, this ain't bad. He said, but you put too many of onions, bell pepper,

and all that in it. And I said, well, I said, fields are always light, so I made mine a little heavy. And he said, in this other one, he said, you put too much sugar or something, it's too sweet. And I said, well, okay, that didn't work. You know, evidently, the dream was wrong.

Mama did put the condescension milk in it. It was a valiant effort, though. I was shocked when I saw that. that pan of dressing. I just am lost in the world of what wakes out. Oh, no, no, no. But I was a little bit nervous. I thought something doesn't happen, you know.

That's why them Robertsons are. Well, no, no, because I had, the old, they panic about things that there's no need to be panicking about, and things you should mildly panic about. Oh, no, you got to move. Then a man has a heart attack and says, no, let me here on this stump. I'll be a right. Yeah, yeah, I'll just go on.

I mean, oh, but you got to get here now to try this dressing. Right. Now. But now, I just ate some tamales last night. I'll be fine. That's him in a nutshell. Wait, I never heard the tamale line. Huh?

Well, that's what he said. He said he had heartburn. He ate something night four. He was just blaming it on heartburn, like tamales or something. Didn't the dog have a heart attack the same day? Who old Merlin? No, that, uh, the hunting dog. Which one?

No, Phil. It was a black laugh. Yeah, Phil's dog. Went out with Jace. I worked him too hard. And I heard of yelp. Yeah, worked it too hard. Were you there for that?

The dog had a heart attack I think the same day side did. Well, it seems to be most of the cases of dogs and Jace together. But how long, good night, that was what, 20 years ago? Yeah, that's been a... It was right before I started working here. He was 20 years ago.

I mean, yeah. I had my heart attack 2005. Well, that's 18. 18 years ago. Yeah, good night, that ain't been 20. Well, I was 18 years. That's right, 18 years was, okay. That's crazy.

that it's 20 years from 2003. It's crazy that somebody, well, it's crazy that somebody born in 2005 can vote now when Si had a heart attack. I mean, that's, that's wild. Like, oh, 20 years since, oh, man, it's like my 20 year high school reunion. Look, it's.

I ain't going. Everybody's going, everybody's getting longer to a tooth right in this joint, boy. Getting old. Lord, have mercy. Well, let's take our last break. We'll finish off at Mel. bag right after this.

All right, Johnny D. Let's keep going to go. Hello at duck call room.com. I don't know if we mentioned that. I like it, boys. He's going to row with Florida Panther. Uh-oh. And look, it's got one that's been stuffed. Okay.

Okay, he's been mounted. Okay. So Janelle from Oklahoma, she works for the eastern Shawnee tribe. Their seal has a black panther on it. I'm relaying that message. but she also sent this picture which is that's actually the Mexican Jaguar that don't even look like a cat

oh no no no it looks like a cat's body with a dog's face or something like what is that that's the actually Mexican Jaguar this needs we need to do a segment called bad taxidermy well hey because I see it all the time very interested some people are so proud and I'm like wow I think it's the Mexican Jaguar because I think like spots in the coat inspector around his face it's it looks like it's a bear no bear's a bear's

face that is a bear's face that is a bear's face hey and for the record she works for eastern shawnee the tribe yes so look so she's not a member but she doesn't no she's not but she works for but she's their seal has a black panther on in fairness whenever that actually looks like it's part wolf that's what i'm saying it looks like a hodgepodge of things like yeah the face now that i've looked up closer that looks like that's something you see in vampire movies yeah that's not right that's i just but again i think it could just be a case of bad taxidermy like well that could be hey my buddy does taxidermy on the side no because hey they don't get it right that's what you get they don't get it right every time they went and found uh you know i don't know i'm not even going to go there but

The Shawnee, when they were here, in fairness, as a tribe, there were probably black jaguars and the Jaguarundi or whatever for Mexico and all that. Those were probably more prevalent. I would say. So I'm not going to say that them having that on their seal is an impossibility or ludicrous. Because, I mean, I actually believed that when they were running around the United States, before it was the United States, when it was just their home, that those probably were. I don't think he was ever there. That's a coyote face.

No, I ain't no coyote. Hey, I'll tell you, that's some kind of mex of a jaguar. What it is. Oh, my bad stone. Yeah, that's some kind of jaguar, I'm telling you. It's just bad taxidore. Yeah. It's like they took a cat form.

It's not a good mouth. So that's what I'm saying. It's like they had a cat body for the form. Yeah. But they were out of cat heads in the form and stretched it over a dog's head. head or something. Like, you know, a coyote or wolf.

A mixture. Yeah. It's like, yeah, they just like Frankensteined at the taxidermy shop. I'm telling you. You know, that's, that's a jaguar. The ears would be a cat, obviously, but the face is not. Whatever they wrapped it around is not a cat. And the eyes are cat.

Well, I don't know about that. Because that's sweet piece eyes. I ain't ever got that close to it. Except they're not that big. But a cat's eyes are vertical. Like, those look like dilated pupils. I saw a video yesterday of a guy of turkey hunting. With a Florida Panther coming up on that decoy.

That's cool, wasn't it? The NWTF posted it. Yeah, I saw that. That was awesome. That sounds terrible. Oh, no, no. It's definitely terrifying. Oh, no, no, look.

Awesome. I said one of the Cootersfield was saying is, hey, a bobcat hit a guy. He's sitting against a tree doing it. Bork, bark, bark, bark. And the next thing, hey, the camera and the man are rolling. and look, this thing tore the guy's head up with his teeth and his cloth. Why you stay out of cat? Oh, no, no, no.

Why you stay out of cat country, man? They was turkey hunting, and hey, one of a bobcat heard him and come and just nailed him, son. Ripped his head, you know, it took like 20, 40 stitches on his head. He must have been good on turkey, y'all. Oh, no, he was. That must be really. That would sounded pretty good just in. Yop, yop.

All right, John, indeed. But I do. I think you just stumbled upon. something. Bad tax adornment. No, it's bad tax adorn. I would like to in some time in the next month or so do a full segment on bad tax revenue. So please, please send me pictures. Oh no, hey, I get somewhere to send you to go out toward the learning center. Are you talking about Magoo? Uh, no, the learning center was Matt Owens. Maddie Owens with an ass. The learning center. Okay, there's a light and there's a shop right there to the right.

Magoos. And, well, it may be Magoos. Yeah, I see. But he's got all, he's got a bunch of bad taxidermine stuff. That's his business, man. No, no, no, I'm just saying that's a lot of old stuff in there. He's got a lot of bad taste. McGoo did my dear.

Hey, look, it's old. He seems actually pretty good. Yeah, he's good. Hey, I'm just saying, hey, he's got a collection of some weird stuff. I'm saying some of the stuff in his. His shop is very, very old, and when it gets old, it loses his hair and everything. Yeah. And it looks funny, okay.

Exotic. Well, no, no, I'm just saying there's a lot of stuff in that. There's a lot of old stuff in that store. Oh, yeah. We're going to start out of Mr. McGoo. I ain't talking about the man of the bad taxi dog. I just said, hey, he's got a lot of old stuff. We didn't have him on here.

That would be interesting. No, no. I'm serious. You said, we're going to do something about it. Why is that? Willie normally owed him money, though. I don't work. Okay.

I don't work for Will anymore, so I'm more interested now. Yeah, bad taxidermy. Send me pictures. Yeah, y'all know y'all. You know y'all've got some. Preferably of something in your house, wives, if you have a deer mount in your house that you know is bad, that your husband thinks is good, send it in.

I can go find some of my early ducks that are, boy, that bad. Well, I had nightmares when I was a kid about the wampas cat. A wampus cat. You remember Mr. Mayo's barbershop up here? He had a wampus cat. cat in there. A wampas cat. But when I was a little kid, I didn't know any better.

I thought it was real. But what it was was a butt end of a deer with a coyote skull coming out the butt. And it was one of the scariest looking things you've ever seen. Oh, yeah. You can buy them anywhere now. Oh, no, no. He was talking about the big rabbit. Okay, it's got deer out.

Oh, the jackalope? Oh, he had one of them, too. Yeah, jackalote. Yeah, okay. The wampus cat. What is the chumpacoola or whatever? Chupacabra. Chupacabra.

Chippa Cobbler. Yeah, hey, Texas got a bunch of chupacobbler that they've got barely. Yeah, it goes good with ice cream. Oh, no, no. I was about to say, that's a dessert, man. The chupacobbler. Tupacabler. I love a good chupacobler.

You put vanilla? Hey, a lot of coupon cobblers are good. We're on the roll now. Let's keep going. Yeah, backbrain cobblers, beached cobblers. We just needed that weird panther thing. Oh, boy. That's wild.

It took us 50 minutes. We finally got more. We finally got it. Chupacobbler's. Look, hey, you always go out on a high note. So on that note, Johnny Dee, what's our Bible verse? Let's leave it while we're laughing. The chupa cobbler.

Well, Sigh was mentioned earlier. Why would you want to air out your? dirty laundry and anything wrong you've ever done. And Phil's doing that with this movie. Super respectable for him to do it. But I think I know why he's doing it. Confession. Nope, not confession. It's good for the soul. But that is true. But I'm going for it right here in two Corinthians. Two Corinthians. Chapter 12. Both of them. Yeah. Two Corinthians and Second Corinthians. Two Corinthians and 12 others. And I've lost it. It's at the beginning. But he said to me, this is verse nine, my grace is sufficient for you for my power is made perfect in weakness.

Therefore, I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses so that Christ's power may rest on me. If you go see that movie in September, yeah, there's a lot of screwing up. Yeah, there's a lot of mistakes made in Phil's life. But he's boasting about where he's at now, not because of what he did, but because of what Christ did through. And that is the reason to talk about your dirty laundry. whenever you're saying, this is what I was, this is what I am now. And it's all because of the power of God and what Jesus did for me. Amen.

Right. There you go. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car room. We're out. Chupra and Cobler, boy. Cheapha!