Duck Call Room - Uncle Si is Shocked His Friends Still Go to Disney World

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

Uncle Si looks and feels pretty good for being 76, and he’s got an idea it’s because of his dietary quirks, which John-David is over eager to try out, much to the amusement of Martin and Godwin. Martin finds himself inspired by Godwin’s relationship finesse, from cultivating an outdoorsy relationship with his wife to convincing all the mamas in his life to cook for him at the same time. John-David prepares to head to Disney world and offers a hot take on the park’s food. Si is confused and a little queasy over the style that young men are sporting these days.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who had in the pool today for Martin and John David, the only two not eating? It ain't my fault. I don't eat lunch. I'm starving. I ate two pizzas this weekend. I'm going to detoxing today. Got to get back down to pull up weight. Why didn't you come get on them crawfish?

I was making pizza. What was that? Huh? Probably crawled at all. We had crawfish to celebrate Bella and Luis's graduation this week. Oh, Louise. I say we. I had acrofish and appetita. Man.

And they charged you $422.18 for that. Well, I guess they charged whoever had the party. Yeah, they charged Willie and Corey. It didn't charge me. Because I was busy chasing young Jackson around. Young Jackson? Yeah, he fell in love with Willie's in-ground trampoline. Makes sense. Yeah.

I mean, never going to break his arm and learn life lessons, but it seems like... I don't know. It still seemed, breaking an arm still seemed pretty doable. I'm not going to lie. Too elastic. You're too elastic when you're that young. Yeah. Well, he just ran.

You don't break. He ran from one side to the other and back and again, and back and again. I mean, and that's all he would do. He said you just bend, you don't break. Energies a bunny. But it was. I mean, a kid you sang with a cast on. Not many.

He got one right now in the slang, so he better not ask. He's all bruised and stuff. All of a sudden there's just huge bruise on the other side of quarter. And he's like, but you ask it because we're going to Disney World next week. Yeah. And so you're like, are you good? He just puts both hands in the air. And he's like, I'm good.

You can't. If I can do this, I can go to do that. I'm like, you're right. You got to teach him to get on his tiptoe so he'll be taller enough for that line to get on them rides. There's not been any training for that in my house at all. You don't like rides? Oh, no. There's been a lot of training.

Yeah. Ben's just one lagging behind in the height Well, we got them all right at his correct height Well, you can get somebody to watch him while you're right Get some of them shoes with wheels in it No, that's dangerous. I would never do that Disney cheat codes, huh? There you go

We got, no, they're all tall enough Except for Lottie, she ain't tall enough to do like one thing, so Oh, really? Have fun looking at princesses. We're going on trons, I got... Grow up maybe. No, that's mean, I shouldn't say it. Oh, that's hilarious.

So that's next week. week? Disney. The Owens take on Disney? The Owens are taking on Disney, just the five of us. Oh, wow. No grandparents. The food there stinks, and I just offended a lot of people, but it does.

It's not that good. I've been to Disney before. It wasn't impressed with the food. So we're just not eating. We have no meal plan. You're a liar. We're just riding rides. Man, there's going to be a lot of dominoes delivered inside that place.

And you know what? If dominoes can deliver to Magic Kingdom, it's going to come find your boy. because that app rules. It's just everybody makes Disney food out to be this magical experience. And I think it's just because they're starving or something. Yeah. Because the last time I went, it was average. At best.

We're not doing the food thing. Well, it's like we ate at this one place and I was like, yeah, I mean, I like Captain D's too, but not for $45. Yeah. I mean, Captain D's on Thomas Road is appropriately priced. Yeah. It's a delightful little seafood place. where me and Brittany ended up for Mother's Day lunch yesterday. How did you end up at Captain D's for Mother's Day?

So we went to church with my mom for Mother's Day. That makes a lot of sense. We went home and Brittany and Mom for the past, I don't know how many Mother's Days now, this has been always, they plant our cucumbers and our pot outside. So I like growing cucumbers because I love eating cucumbers. Yeah, so I grow them in pots out back. So Mother's Day. I thought you said cucumbers and pot.

Oh. I think, it's like, boy, that's an interesting story. I'd have to grow a lot more cucumbers if that were the case. Makes her make the cucumbers taste better. No, cucumbers are good. No, they ain't no good. That's a lot. Cucumberment of vinegar and a little salt and pepper.

I just pick em suckers off the vine and where you problem is. That's called a pickle. Yeah, quick pickle. No? No. You cut up fresh cucumber. Peckles is all right. Cuccombs, not so much.

I mean, anyway, so we were doing that. It's like eating a rare steak. What? Eating a cucumber is not like eating a rare steak. It's before a pickle. No, but a rare steak will literally give you disease. A cucumber's healthy. A cucumber is good.

I don't know how people find... I don't know how people find them a fancy. He said good for nothing. They're like one of the mildest flavored things there is that people find offensive. It is funny on cucumbers. You either love them or you hate them. Yeah, I hate it. I think they're okay.

I don't understand. I like them all away. I like it. From cucumbers to pickles, hey, all of it. Look, I got jars in my office from, uh, Sadie went and spoke at Mount Olive University, which also apparently is the throne of the Mount Olive Pickle Company. And they sent her a thank you box. Of what?

Pickles. Don't worry about that. I got a six-pack in my office. You can have them bread and butter. Now, I'm not a bread-butter. Oh, what are you talking about? Pickles? Yeah.

I'll know on them in a heartbeat. So you can eat a bread and butter pickle but a regular raw cucumber? You're like, no. No. Is it because it's still green? I give up. It's the taste. You don't like bread and butter pickles?

No. Oh, no. Oh, what in the world? No. That shouldn't be a surprise to you. You know I don't like balsamic vinegar. So anything with them strong flavors I'm out on. I like all things.

I don't like it neither. What? Balsamic vinegar? Yeah, I don't like. Ooh. Oh, I could just drink. This is a man that can gnaw on a raw piece of horseradish. I can talk about how cucumbers are trash.

Well, what's wrong with horse radish? I'm just trying to figure out why cucumber offends you. It's mostly water. It's the taste. No, yeah. It's mostly a water. It's taste. I mean.

It's delicious. So anyway. I mean, you shouldn't put it on a bun and eat it. Cutsummer is just like a watermelon. Cutsch up and mustard. It's all. Yeah, watermelon is trash. Well, I mean, he's.

I said it. It's just disappointing. Yeah, unless you grow them yourself, they're most of time. Watermelon most of the time or just, just give me a pineapple. And they all come up with these seedless varieties and I hate to be the old man in the group. But they ain't got seeds. It ain't as good. What about cucumbers and Mother's Day did it?

It ended up at Cap'D's. Well, the boys then went to bed And mom was still there And she's like, well, I just watch it. Y'all go eat lunch. It's like 1.15. I was like, it's Mother's Day. This is a bad call.

But we said it's 115, so maybe some of the crowds have that, no. Even Chili's was packed. And we all know Chili's is trash. What did you eat from Mother's? I mean, it was packed. It is trash. We're just offending everybody. People like Disney food, you stink.

People like Chili's, you're out. Captain Deas, that's where it's at. Do you personally know? no one person that, like, enjoys chilies. Them bar. Chips of hunters raising as a hat. Hunter's raising. Of course.

Okay. There you go. Right there. That's frown barbecue bedded butter pickles. There you go. Oh, that's too much sugar in that. Oh. I'm glad.

But Sadie was like, look, they gave me one there and I know you like these because I walked up there. I was legit. I'll eat any pickle. I walked up to the front and saw Mount Olive pickles. I was like, man, is this? Most it up. Have we made it?

Because that's my favorite. The size looking at it like, they ain't supposed to look like that. They're from the corner of cucumber and vial. I'm sitting here thinking that I would eat the pickles out of it and then get to the good part. What's that? What's left and then drink it. Okay.

Well, that's fine. Go ahead. I drink a whole jar. But y'all got me on the garden kick now. So the only place without a line was Captain Deas. I'm going to wrap that story. Land that plane. I appreciated it.

Cantalo. You got cantaloped? Now we're on. cantaloupes. Yeah. I put black pepper on canolow. Oh, I love, yeah, me too. Oh, it's got to have black pepper.

Yeah. Black pepper. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I spent a lot of time eating the product. Rocky Ford used to make the best. Who? Who?

That was the name of Rocky Ford? Rocky Ford? Well, see, growing up, my grandparents grew all that. So, like, we had a watermelon patch. Oh, no. Oh, no. We had all that stuff. Plus the big garden.

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I think I want on my eating yesterday. What did you eat, cropping? No. I might can top you. I didn't go to Captain DeS. Let me tell you what happened yesterday. So all of Paula and all her little bunch here, she invited them over, but here's the deal. All the mothers cook their favorite dish and bring it over. Oh, I like to tell this already. Y'all somehow trick Mama's into cooking on Mother's Day?

Their favorite dish. Oh, I like the way this style is a car. Let me say, yeah, it was good. Oh, yeah. Godwin, you are a man to be admired. My goodness. Tricking mamas into cooking on Mother's Day. Buying gilly suits for anniversary gifts.

Unbelievable, buddy. It's good to be me sometimes. I guarantee. So Allison cooked for her mom for lunch, and we had a whole roast and potatoes and gravy, and it was delicious. And then my dad cooked for the whole family on Sunday night. Hamburger's and hot dogs and all that. So I didn't cook nothing. You didn't have to cook not nothing.

this. Of course, I didn't even get in trouble. I did get in trouble. I forget what I was doing, but Allison unloaded the dishwasher after everybody had eaten. And that was Mother's Day. Bad call. I should have done that.

Oh, yeah. I wasn't paying attention. Yeah. Well, I thought Mama's supposed to do everything on Mother's Day. That way you could clap for and show your appreciation. Well, then what are you going to do on Father's Day, Big Dog? I'm going to go fishing. He's going to go catch some coffee.

My dad is cooking on Father's Day. I don't even know when that is. Yes, sir. She better believe it. He said I'm going to go fish. I bust you out one of them pickles and eat it. No, he put that in his take it home. He don't want to open it now.

I was going to open it and eat it. And he said, and put it far away from me. Barbecue, bread and butter. Where's the regular ones? Busted out. I got them, too. I'll drink the whole jar right now. They also sent, and I haven't gotten.

I ain't drinking a jeez. Watch his face. Oh, it's the noise that... He didn't make a face. I'm wearing headphones. People are driving down the road listening to Sai eat pickles. Eye pickle. How is it?

Not much. Uh-oh. Not much. Don't you talk about my friends over at Mount Olive like that. He said, not much. That's what they say. Well, hey, you got to realize. Everything he eats, that's what he said.

Hey, you got to realize. Okay, I'm married to a lady. okay that hey she cans them what raises them and cans them oh pickles yeah yeah yeah my grandma used to do the same thing i get i've got the best of the best already time i always hated walking in mamma's house when she was making pickles i walk in oh no no that's like when field's cooking jumbalaya ain't much i just know i just like to be there when he's putting it together and getting everything ready uh Because the aroma in the house is out of this world.

But the problem, I don't think it's that you have better pickles. I think it's that you're the guy that put 18 of those lemon packets in your Yeti cup just before we got started. I don't know. I remember them ribs? He said them ribs, they wasn't done for nobody else. It's just not a strong enough flavor for you. The best bread butchurcher you love each. By the stock.

Galvin wants a pickle. Well, hey. Don't throw them. I want a regular. Hey, hey. You're going to bring them over here? I got some pickled by the other. There's what I did.

I got one that was dry off the top, and it wasn't, it was no surf on it. So that's why the flavor wasn't there. I don't even want to smell these things. Like, oh, yeah, I can tell about a look of them. Butter pickles? I do not like them. I bet they're good.

That's different. He said that's different. No, no, they don't have, you know, they don't have the flavor. Let me say. I don't oh you would have been way better off just using your finger hammer let me see

there ain't no telling what all that can knife is cut now I say he'll get all the flavor because he's got juice on his he went down the middle of him we're just in here casually taste testing it's smoky

it's a smoke it's as advertised yeah I don't know what the problem is well I can say guy will like some I don't know I try a couple of them. Well, you keep them over a bit.

Uh-huh. Or you can take a back over. They weren't bad. They weren't bad, but I'm just telling you, when you're, when you're used to having the best that somebody can make. Yeah, yeah. I just want to eat a, like, I would eat a whole jar of pickles right now. Oh, no. If you do that, you got to do sours.

Sour pickles. No. Oh, yeah. I do it. If you'd have a, if it's a pickle content, you've got to have sour pickles. Remember them to have. I'd drink a whole jar of pickle juice right now. Oh, I've done that.

No, no, look. It's good. No, no, I'm serious. I do the same thing he does. Hey, it ain't over when you get through to the bottom. And like, look, mama, you know, she would put them up in gallon jars. I ain't drinking the juice, though. Why not?

Oh, no, no, no, no, you don't. Hey, you're right. No, I ain't doing it. No, no, that's like the orange. The best part of an orange is the peeling. Okay. I was tracking and I was with you. Hold on.

had my support. You eat the skin of the... The only thing that's good. The best part of the orange, you would take an orange, pick it off a tree. If you went to California, pick you one of them big old California oranges off a tree. Peel it.

Throw the orange away and eat the peel. No. You'd be a more healthy. Yeah. It's the healthiest thing is. Yeah. Hey, you've got to be a man to do it, though. I mean...

How does that come up? How does that come out in the end? How does that? What does that have? Pretty better. I mean, I'm just wondering what that looks like. I just got my man card revoked because, oh, I eat the orange instead of the net. Do you eat the banana pill too?

Yeah. No, yeah. That's the good part. That's the good part. Okay. No, sir. You eat the banana. Any of your dietitians.

Okay. What is the best part? That's your like, okay. Most people take cucumber. Most people take them and get the skin, the black, or green skin, cut it off and just have cucumber. If your cucumber skin's black, I might know why you don't like them. No, no, it's great. Sight, when you eat a banana, do you peel it or just bite into it?

I do it both ways. There's no way. Are you being honest right now? Do you like the hair of a deer? No, I don't like the hair of a deer. Well, I just wonder where we stopped on what things? were wrapping. Or scraw.

No, no, but I'm saying vegetables. Okay, and fruit. The best part's in the peeler. What about a pineapple? Well, if you mayn't enough to do it, I guess it'd probably be good for you in the roughage. So wait, so this isn't like a, oh, I enjoy this banana peel I'm now chewing on.

This is a good for me. This is a healthy thing. Yeah. So when people are like, man, how did Si make it 75 years and being as good shape as he's in. You're just like fruit peels. Take a watermelon, scoop that out and just start gnaw it on that.

Yeah, do you eat the rind of a watermelon? Yeah, I bet you. I ate it down to where it ain't, but just like the outside green skin. So you eat that white mess at this whole? Hey, yeah, yeah. You were poor. Yeah, and we were four? Yeah, yeah, use a different level of poor.

Well, no, no, look. We wouldn't watermelon rind pour. I mean, we didn't have much, but we wouldn't water mill in time poor. You could stop when you got to the white part. You didn't have to eat that. I'm looking back. This man ate banana pills. My mama.

All right. We just threw a round on Mario. I have no accident. I have proof, gentlemen. Health benefits of banana peel. Dietitian. All the health that you'll just be a better person. Depression.

Wait, time out. Don't worry. Let's move over to... You'll be healthy oranges? It just said the high levels of tryptophan, which is the one that they tell you don't eat a bunch of turkey because it's got too much triptophan. That's why he naps so much! Now they're telling you to eat the nannar peel. He's been eating banana pills.

Time out. The orange peel has more vitamin C than the orange itself. Well, I can't help it. I ain't eating it. I'll cook with it. I'll create some of it off. I mean, in that case, just eat too orange. I got to know. Is there a banana or an orange peel in this

orange in this office? Because I will try it. No. I will eat a banana peel. Well, no, it ain't, if you're looking for flavor and all this, y'all, is there some good? Now, yeah. Is that why they put the orange peel in like an old fashion? That way you get a little vitamin C? Oh, no, probably.

J.D., you drink them, don't you? I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, you didn't ever see where you get a, you get a, he makes them himself. Yeah, those are good. And that little orange peel, I don't know what it does besides make a pretty picture, but maybe. Well, most people do it for the color. Yeah, if you're putting that in for health reasons, you've weighed by-bye.

It's actually for anything that'll help you. Do you gnaw on it when you're done with it? You should? Keep you from getting scurvy. Now you know. Hey, plus you guys. I want to go try. Yeah, I think of this too, though.

I just can't imagine. That's good roughage. That's just like turnip greens. On that nanner pill, do you like cut, lop off both ends of it? No, he just spices. Oh, yeah, you get rid off, the hard part. Yeah, the two ends and you just, I ain't eating that. Does anyone have a banana in this?

Well, no, what you can do, look, to make it easy? I ain't eating the middle of all. Or you can take it and bust it and peel it. But all you do is just slices up. I can see now, Si, I'm about to make a banana pudding and on the top instead of nilla wafers. He's going to use a peel. Hey, why is it bad luck to have a banana on a boat? We've looked that up before.

Have we? And I don't remember. I don't know, but they always talked about it. No, that's Mario Kart. Yeah. I know anything that will do with a banana pigeon? You fixed to bust your butt if you step on it. Is that why you always ate them?

Incorrect. No. We've been incorrect. So you know, you walk all over and you won't slip. I beg your, I beg your pardon. Okay, so we got to get two bananas now. I got to eat one and then we got to throw the other one on the ground. We got to try and get people to sleep.

slip on the other one. The superstitious, what in the world was that? The superstitious banana fishing? On the boat. There's people that eat boats. Oh, okay. They eat boats. What did you say?

Hold on. My kids watched a dude eat a whole banana the other day. For real? The dude perfect guy. It was like a punishment. They're like, hey, you have to eat a whole banana. I guarantee you it was a punishment. And he like threw up.

Do you not like bananas either? no i'll eat well i'll eat oh hey yeah but i ain't eating the outer yeah watch well he's like an idiot look no one of you do it he's an idiot oh he ate the end of it he had to eat the whole thing it was the rule hey look it's real unfortunate you can make it like you know cut them up you're gonna make a banana pudding i feel like well why is it bad luck to have him on a boat i don't know tell me i don't know i'm asking oh i think it's superstition from long ago because bananas couldn't be put by other Well, it's the thing about, I didn't follow a banana truck yesterday. Did people say that?

The real problem with banana trees, that's how we got the Brazilian imported fire in there. That's the biggest problem with it. This is, this bike they come by a boat. So education. You're going to have insects. Huh? Anytime you got fruit, you're going to have insects. Yeah, but they brought the whole tree and see, like, those Brazilian fire ants lived in the root wards of the banana trees.

They have a symbiotic relationship. You know why they lived there? You know why they live there? Sugar content. I mean, it would take it a minute. Sugar content. That's what got them. And I'm all can now.

Pretty big, pretty big. There's a bridge over it. Sugar cockpins. How do you think the Black Panthers got here? Oh, wow. Here we go. What a life. What?

Are you just telling me. Hey, I've seen a black cat squirrel yesterday. Oh, that's plenty of them. In the yard. I'd never seen a black. Cat squirrel or Fox squirrel? Yeah. Really?

Well, I don't know. You said it was a cat squirrel? I don't think it was. cat squirrel. I think it was a fox squirrel. There ain't no fox squirrels around there. Around the house. You say they couldn't have walked? Because apparently ants couldn't have walked here. You've had this discussion

before. They migrate. Thank you. That's how they get here. But I, you may be right. You didn't see what you saw. I guess not. Is this the first time size ever told you you're not seeing what you saw? No, no. No, no. No, no. Here's the thing. I've never seen a black cat's corks. I have never.

ever either, but there's one in the yard. I have seen thousands of black foxcourt. I have, too. The last time this happened, Gobbin was without a shirt crawling in a briar thing. And he made a pitiful black pepper. Yeah. And I told Jayce, you chose poorly. Well, he'd be a lot better Panther now that he's dropped about 7080 pounds.

Oh, by the way, you are looking good there. Mr. One thing? I have to say that. Excellent. Yeah. Now, that's a compliment coming from him. I'm serious.

He doesn't give him out. eating everything, it's good. Well, that's what I did. And start eating that trash. And eat banana pills. Yeah. I ain't eating no banana peel. I love it.

What is something? Now that we're on the, what, okay, so Si eats banana pills or orange pills. I'm trying to think of something weird that you eat that you like. I mean, that other people would take. I think I'm a pretty standard rig guy. Me too. Pizza, chicken sandwiches. Except for like fish tails.

Chitlin. Chitlin. Yeah. You eat chitling. Yeah, really. You can? I mean, I will. Really?

I don't. You won't? Man. Is chitlins and pork skin the same thing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's what I thought, huh? Chitlins come from this area. Oh, no, no, no, forget that. He said I'm out on them intestine.

No, yeah, no. I'm trying to think of what would be the weird thing that I just really like that other people don't like. That's why I said fish tails, but that would just be bizarre from some people. Granny. Daddy, when I had filet a crop, he said, I want that metal piece, the bone. Mamma, made me save every back bone off of every crap. He liked to pull it through his teeth and then he eats the tail like tater chips. Well, people don't realize all the flavor is on the back one.

It's in the skin. That's what we're learning today. You want it. You can have it. Well, no, no, I'm just saying because that's why, you know, like most mothers. I get plenty of flavor off that slab on both sides. I'm yeah yeah

but yeah bone like bonny and ribbyes now there is a difference yeah where's the flavor every steak needs a handle I fix that where's the flavor I wouldn't got a handle

on that tea bone it's that little fine yeah gna all the meat off of it that sounds I don't care of what restaurant I mean and all we do is sitting here staring at a jar of pickles

and y'all talking about bones and steak well we were talking about Peels on bananas. I know. No, no. We started this was Captain D's. Yeah. Look where we ended up.

Captain D's a Mother's Day and we eating banana pills. I think we ought to all-dney-world. We never even talked about cheese sticks. Oh, praise the Lord for cheese sticks. That's the one thing I want at Disney World. They got foot-long mozzarella sticks. Wait, who? I would just fix it.

I could eat it doesn't. Garbage. Chiro. Bet's over here trying to stick up for Disney World. If you want a Chiro. you go San Antonio. Yeah. Thank you.

Elefinear. A lot of love. Big folks down there on the river walk. I have a lot of love in San Antonio. Disney food's just no good. It's like eating a banana with a pill. Is it like cruise ship food? I mean, is that basically what they did was put a cruise ship in a bag of the

bag of the boat and get on that pizza. I'm not offending. I'm telling you, there's some Disney weirdos out there. I'm either getting blasted for saying Disney food's no good or I'm getting blasted for going to Disney World. There's no middle ground here. Are you going to drink at Epcot? All the way around that way.

There you go. I'm going to lose a couple kids. Yeah. It's going to be fun. Yeah, that'd be fun. Be like, hey, what are y'all doing? I don't know. Soaring around the world.

John, Dave, what are you doing at Disney? What are you going to go look at? Hunter Wilson now? That's a weird question. That's not a weird question. What am I going to look at? Star Wars. Hunter, I will bring you back my lightsaber that I'm going to build for myself.

I'm going to build a lightsaber, boys. I'm going full child for one day and then I'll be an adult the next day. Are y'all going to like the animal kingdom? Uh-huh. Oh, I'll say, that'd be tight, like just a real big zoo. That's a cool one. It's actually like a small zoo with a roder. It's a big rhino.

Yep, we're going to see the rhinos. It's a train, it's a train. You've been on that? Yeah. That's a fun one. I would have to nerd. I wore my Arise Kill and Eat, too. Arise Kill and Eat, boys.

Yeah. Boy, that's fantastic. Yeah, the weirdest looks I ever got it one. I wore, remember Under Armour made that shirt that said, I hunt. I wore that one around the Memphis Zoo. Yeah. Them folks around there did not find the humor in that. They thought I did it intentionally.

I was like, hey, it's only a clean shirt I had. I don't know what to tell you. I'm against hunting zoo animals except for the Monroe Zoo because they got deer. And I would shoot one of them. They got some good-looking ones. Oh, Memphis got deer elk. Why we got deer in zoos? All the things.

That's a weird exhibit. Yeah. I want to see tigers. Stuff you can't see anywhere else. Yeah. Oh, unless you go to Oklahoma. That's a pretty pretty pretty cat. What, a tiger?

A tiger. Or the Black Panther. It's on my computer right now. The tiger's, the tiger's pretty in the Black Panther. So look, it's going to be hot in Florida, right? Yep. Mm-hmm. So are you, I need you to document why you're there the short length of the male constituents you see there.

Because there's been an alarming trend on males. It is. It is. Shorter. Oh, I just gone from the beach. I can dig. What happened? How short were they?

they were I mean they was above their knees way up there above the knee yeah like when they were sitting down or standing up standing up because when you sit down your shorts can go above the knee yeah they ride up a little bit that's fine but when you stand up they should fall into place that's right well they're turning underwear into shorts but I don't know why sigh it's like where should a male short length be I'm just curious it's like 70 length short the word is modest I thought he was going to say short modest modest minor modest well you just don't want your stuff falling out

well see that's why I always wondered did them people not have stuff to fall out I don't know oh they do what they do with it I ain't got enough room in there but see we grew up in the in the mid

from 2000 to 2010 shorts were like pants and it was a great time to be alive rest in peace Jinko Well, Jinkos were cool as who. But you remember like every basketball pair of shorts you had went to, like, mid-shend.

Like Larry Bird and him, they wore them shorty basketball shorts. Man, me. Not Alan Iverson. I just, ain't there somewhere, I mean, you don't need capris, right? I mean, that's just weird if you don't wear bridges. It should touch your knee. It should be, it should crowd your knee if you're wearing shorts. We came out with Honeyhole shorts, right?

And you're a fella. I just say it. We came out with shorts. This is not a shame. The length they ought to be right. Those got a zipper on them. You're behind a desk. You're not very tall.

And it's a podcast. Here. Okay, there we go. That one's walking around. It's right above the knee. No, get in the middle. Get in front of that one right there. Get in front of that one right there.

I'd say that's a proper length of short. Yeah, just a knee adjacent. So we, uh, we, made shorts and like nobody under 25 would buy them too long too long because they went to your knee so now i'm wearing shorter shorts just to try and sell shorts by the seashore okay i just don't know people in the comments i mean why why so short i just don't like up to here and i changed color about here yeah i don't get it yeah your color change is about the minimum length of a short that's exactly right but all these people right my

underwear go to there. Yeah. I mean, good night. Hashtag Tommy John, underwear model, putting it in my resume. I just don't understand it. Like, even yesterday after we got done at Captain Dees, we decided to go to the local Academy's ports to kill a little time.

And there was some young boys walked in there in front of us, and I said, I just don't. Where's the rest of their shorts? Yeah, I don't understand. I don't, I don't get why shorts are so short on males. Remember when Reed Robertson show up in the shortest shorts we've ever seen to this day.

It's like the Fourth of July. Yep. Yeah, I do. I think it's a generation thing. Is it? I think we're old. I'm halfway to 70. Is that where we cross the threshold into?

Halfway to 70. I'm halfway to 70. Well, I'm about five years from that. Six years. From halfway or 70? I'm 60. I'm 60. I'm just about, I'm 62.

62. So he's eight. So eight years. Seven and a half because it's birthday in September. It's scary. me. Look, my birthday is, and I was like, man,

halfway to 70 sounds older than I should be. Than 35? Yeah. Halfway to 70 freaks me out because I'm like, if I only lived to 70, I'm halfway done. Well, buddy, I'm going to be 39 come August. God. What Joe Hiner now thought about this lady at work.

She didn't come to work often. And Cecilia said, yes, she shouldn't even be driving. And Paula said, how old is he? he said he said 59 oh oh that one head home with a mother well I guess I'm out it's all for me I ain't got long left can't drive no more no no you got plenty of time left

but it goes but I think the shorts haven't gotten short we've gotten old okay both of those things we sound like a parent oh no that's what it is I am slowly turning into big days yep you're done you don't got old but see the question is now you got kids are They're going to play ball, like baseball or anything that stuff? They play tee ball?

A little bit. I mean, you remember playing baseball growing up. The coaches wore the little bike shorts, and you're going to do that if they asked you to coach. That'd be kind of cool. No, I'll be out there in some LeBron James looking shorts with high top tennis. I was playing baseball. I bet a lot of rules have changed.

I play in baseball. The coaches out there smoking cigarettes and everything else. That is frowned upon for sure. Yeah. They're vaping in the dugout. Hey, hey. They had a case of cold beer in the back of their truck. T-ball, T-ball is like 15 players and 39 coaches.

Let me tell you, if you're having a bad day, go watch a T-ball game. I feel like that would make my day way worse. No. It is so funny. Really? Well, it's really fun when you ain't got to take none of them home with you. That's what God was. Yeah, yeah.

Ten of them's playing in the dirt. Oh. And there's the one kid that's actually paying attention. It's not mine. Yeah, what I'm running is the third base when he hits a ball. Oh, this doesn't sound fun. Oh, it's funny. I'm telling.

Comedy our has began. It is. I don't know. We play soccer. And then, hey, and the parents, when they get in it, that's when it gets funny. When the parents make a fool of themselves arguing with a 12-year-old umpire. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's, you know, it's hilarious. Hey, for everybody listening, your kid's not that good at baseball and they're not going to the pros,

just in case you're wondering because they're your kid and you didn't and somehow your genetics aren't going to change. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by John David Owen. Don't take it so seriously. You're making a fool of your son. Oh, they do. They do that. That's just a different thing. Godwin used to have pretty good lying about this.

Yeah. I'll let him say it. I ain't to say what'd I say. He said, don't try to make kids into the athlete you weren't. Thank you. I ain't the superstars you wouldn't. I can do seven push-ups, but my kid's going to play for the Yankees. No, probably not.

Just go buy a lottery ticket. That's a better investment. It gets wrong. When Johanna's playing softball, we'd go to state. Them stands was something else. And parents was unbelievable. That's why I can't do it. I have to literally remove myself.

When people start yelling at umpires, I'm like, I have to walk away. because I'm going to end up just making fun of everybody and starting a fight and then disappearing. So I just stand far back. I've never yelled at a kid's umpire. That's the Johnny D. Mooh. But I want to yell at the parents who are yelling at the umpire.

It's actually entertaining to go watch ball again. Do what now? With kids? It should be, but people take it too serious and take the fun out of it. Well, because it's just what y'all said. Yeah. They're trying to relive their youth.

through their children. Yep. My kids got no chance. And I have to take away from some of them's got talent now. Some of them's good. That's true. It's not yours. And they're fun to what. Yeah.

But. Oh, that's entertainment, big time. It's the same old deal, though. Kids in America, man, it's hard to make it to that level because they're like, if Johanna hadn't won a state championship, you weren't going to die. No? Like, you go to other countries. Oh, yeah.

a real that's a real implication you boot a ground ball and you know mama may only have nine fingers left like because them boys that's their way out most of the time and like our way you know what are you gonna do here you're gonna go somewhere working marketing or something like that you know make 50 grand a year and everything be comfortable starting out i mean but that's that's the difference your parents once got arrested for yelling at an umpire who was 16 years old yeah there you go you know so it's just a different We live in a different place. It's a weird world. You know, but.

Anyway. That's something. My brother and them, they, they, their girls are on like travel soccer teams or something that I didn't know existed. They go on every weekend. I'm like, bro, I thought you got to dodge all that since you had two girls. No. There's a lot of open time. They're in Memphis and St. Louis and playing soccer all the time.

You need me all being washed up. See, I'm turning into my father. You may be in union pairs You can't never tell You think you've been washed off But you may slide up to union I may slide Probably not though

Shini Lakes back I got no reason to ever leave again Let's get in that inbox It's 19 Fleetwood, Pennsylvania Asked me not to use his name But he did that at the end People if you're going to send the email Say don't use my name at the beginning

Not at the end Yeah very bad at that Bleep that out Hunter Make people think I cussed Instead of saying Or just say from Fleetwood Mac. I think somebody really cool.

I don't even know if one of them's name is I don't know. Well, this guy, whose name we've now beeped 17 times, his name's T-Bowell. Thank you for beeping it one more time, Hunter. Hunter, so what he wants to do is, I'm sorry.

I really hope you actually put a beeper. We're not going to say it. T-Bone. He runs heavy equipment for his grandpa, and he loves it. The only problem is that some of his coworkers use some strong language, and he's picked up on some of it,

which has caused him to just go down this weird path. He's mad at everybody. He's just a cussing mad kid. He's tired of it and he needs to change. His faith isn't very strong, and most of his coworkers aren't Christians. We'll love to hear what the rest of you think. Your coworkers aren't what besides your...

If you don't want to do it, don't do it. It took you however long to train yourself to do it, train yourself not to do it. There you go. We don't do it. I used to do it. do it. You probably worked in a few rough housing environments.

I mean, people's going to cuss around you. There ain't nothing you can do about that. No, other than cuss them out. No, we're kidding. Yeah. But no, I had to train myself. Oh, no. I had to train myself not to.

Oh, no. Oh, we got a niner. Oh, no. You eat the peel of this thing? Yeah. This kid's never. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Hold on. This has reduced for quick sale. I'll eat an old orange. I'm not eating an old old orange. Oh, no. I'll eat it. Put your money where your mouth is, baby. You just eat this.

Just eat it. Oh, no. Alex. Lop the ends up. Thank you for making these boys put their money where their mouth is. Thank you. Yeah, you might as well enjoy this. All right, we'll be right back because we're going to get to the eating, the peeling of these.

There's no way you actually do. And we're going to show you how not to cuss while doing something you don't really want to do. There you go. Son. You're saying yourself not. Hold on. We've got to move bongo drums, computers.

Hold on. Okay, so he's cut it. He's eating it. Look at his face. He's eating it. Cy's eating. Cy's straight up eating. And he's looking at you like he's there and you're not to die or something.

And he ain't bad. Say just ate. He cut it in slices like he said. Yeah, look. He's making steaks out of it. That looks like a squash. That last part's going to be tough on you. You should have took my lead, buddy.

You don't eat that much at work. That's the grossest thing I've ever been a part of. Wait until you get on that orange pill. There's mud. There's like a layer of mud and dirt between the banana and the peel that I didn't know about. But that's a good Where did you get this banana? That's a good banana.

Harvest food. Especially if you make it naked. Especially if you peel it. All right, now I'm going to try to eat. Now, honestly, that was gross. No,

no, honestly. It didn't have that bad of the flavor. No, okay. I'm going to try to eat like you. Cut it a little bit, a little. There you go. You got to go real thin.

Yeah. It's not that bad of a flavor. It's so bad that it hurt. Oh, wait. It ain't. It's like you mix dirt. and banana together. There are times when I am

Uber thankful to not sit next to Si and today is one of... Get on that orange pill. That's what I want to see. I give you this, buddy. You got a set on you. I think that bad. All right.

In defensive sigh. It ain't that bad of a flavor. I'm telling you. The orange pill... A little chewy. It's not terrible. It's not good. But if it's...

Hey, he cheated. Yeah, you got some of the arms. Yeah, you got some of the arms. You got to have just peel. Yeah, you cheated. He said peel it and eat it. I just took a straight bite out of an apple. And eat the peeling.

That's what he said. Yeah, swallow it. Oh, my goodness. Folks, here's the deal. Jail ain't for you. Huh? I said jail ain't for you. That's a good one.

orange too why? No, worry about it. Before all this cylinder started, this is, hey, this was

started out to be you peel it and eat the peeling and throw the orange away because, hey, that's the best part for your body.

Okay. Okay, you get all the good. And I got his vitamin C, he ain't catching the cold. You get all the good, that's where all your vitamin C is. It's not in the fruit.

I just want to go leave this in the kitchen so people see a banana pill that just got a hunk out of that. Got bananas, Luke. Y'all over just, Godwin, you want to try it? Beth Thaskin? No. I have better sense than that. Yeah.

I ain't near as dumb as I look. I try all the inside. You wouldn't just eat this? A satsuma. I grow them. No, I ain't either. Just eat the whole thing. Just take a plug.

That's going to be sweet there. That's one of them. Oh, well, nothing else. We got Instagram material. See, you can do uncomfortable things without cussing. See, look, Johnny D. ain't cussed yet. He wants to, maybe. But he ain't done it yet.

You can't use that guy's name. Oh, T-Bone. I'm sorry. We haven't been cussing. We just keep saying his name. Yeah, don't that just burn your biscuits? That was not good. But I can see.

you can feel the vitamins when you're chewing them rubbing around in your mouth. You can also feel them when you take them out of that little container every morning and just swallow them. Now Johnny Dee's just eating fruit. That's good. I got to get this taste out of my mouth. That was good. Oh, man. What else you got that in?

Looking at me, I just realized I looked like a zoo creature who is now ripped an orange off and just eating the inside. You got some baboon tendencies going about you. How's that? That's that? So T-bone, if you boys were all, you said they cussing, make you cuss, this, that and other, you want to tip. Look, if they all went and jumped off a bridge, you following them? There you go. That's all I'm saying.

I'm not following that. Just because they do it, don't mean you got to do it. That's right. Hey, and there is something you can do about it. You can tell them, I would appreciate it if you would hold the cussing down the guy. Yeah, you're sorry. No. Beep, you know, and most people, most people are good enough.

Okay, you'll run up on a jerk every once while. Yeah, but most people are good enough if you say, hey, look, I don't, I don't really like to hear your foul language. Yeah. Most of them are cleaning it up around you. Chad from Vermont. We have listeners in Vermont. Vermont. I hear they just gnaw on the bark.

That is pretty country up there. Surrup out of the tree. Yep. All right. It's the best part of maple syrup. He's wondering what our phobias are. Mountain lines. I don't know if that's a phobia.

I don't like big cats. And then he said, he wants to know. know our opinion if we would take a person duck hunting that has anatidia phobia fear of ducks kind of years i forget how smart you are um anatidae is the family of which ducks are in so it's got a it's the fear that somewhere out there in the world at any time a duck may be watching you i hope so be watched by a duck they better be watching me yeah they're smart they better be watching out for us okay is what the deal is that's a thing they're watching you in fear that's what they watch but the goal is so even though that they're watching that they don't find you and then you

stand up with shotguns and i guess y'all technically do have that fear because you're so worried they're going to see you yeah but it's not a fear as much as uh oh well that's hey it doesn't paranoia yeah it doesn't keep me up it okay i think we all know size got a snake's Oh, no, look. Big time. What is snakeophobia? I don't know. Fear of snakes.

I know what it is, sir. Hey. Arachnophobia spiders. Ophidiophobia. I mean, look, if you ain't got to have enough sense to get to be afraid of that, hold on, you're an idiot. I would say like I ain't getting on a horse or in a cage with a horse or in a stall with a horse. But I'm not really afraid of horses.

I ain't going nowhere near. I ain't afraid of them. I ain't going to get around them. I ain't getting close to them because I know there's a healthy thing. There's fences between me and the horses. Oh, I love horses. Johnny D. You got a Bible verse to send us on all about eating fruits and the spirits and I don't know,

fruit of the spirit. That would have been a good one. Do you think they unwrap the fruit of the spirit? I think you take a bite of that. You're good. Yeah, I got to go get the different Bible verse. It's way better. He said he's going to give something different.

I think if there's a fruit you want to take a bite of. We got it for you. But the fruit of the spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, gentleness, faithfulness, gentleness. These are repeated. I tried to quote and read at the same time and got them all out of order. Your records. Your records hung. Galatians 5, 22, and 23.

But the fruit of the spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. Against things. These things. That's the best thing. The last part. Against such things, there is no law. But they should make laws against unpeeled bananas. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car room.

We're out. I thought it was delicious. It wasn't bad. It just was bad. Good for you.