Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Is Still in Awe of Phil Robertson’s Backwoods Medical Skills

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

Uncle Si reflects on the surprisingly effective backwoods remedies he learned from Phil—including bark chewing, spit paste, and a very unfortunate use for Vick’s VapoRub. Martin recounts the childhood stunt that shattered a glass coffee table, and Si is convinced he deserved way more spankings than he got. Si shares the time he witnessed to a drug dealer in true Si fashion, while Phillip confesses to microwaving a baseball to cheat—because of course he did. John-David gives some questionable tips for those who are cruising this summer. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I don't know if we're going to be able to do a podcast today, gang. Oh, we'll be. I was trying to start it with that. Oh, that's fine, yeah. No, we're good, man. Oh, shoot. I love the conversations we have before we start. Yeah.

We cannot air in any way. We wouldn't last long if we would before we would. I would argue that we might last longer. Well, people are really wondering what we're talking about. We'd probably get cut on some forms of, what's the word I'm looking for here, broadcast maybe? Media, yeah, we'd probably get cut on some, but there's some others that would probably pick us up and we'd be all right. So, to the moon. Well, that was a fun conversation we just had.

I texted Allison about it. She said, that's aggressive. Speaking of getting aggressive, when your youngest child is getting married, Nobody told me that my wife turned into a... Oh, no, no, no. It's like... No, no, no. Careful.

Careful. I'm not choosing my words wisely. A foreman. Oh. A foreman. Because now she's got a list for everybody to do something. All right, I need this done, this done, this done. Get the addict, get this out, get it.

She's like, like, Lou off Caddysh. What is that there? Well, pick it up. I mean. So Alicia is turning into Bridezilla on behalf of your daughter? Hey. I guess that's... Oh, this is your daughter's,

My daughter's wedding. I was about saying it's okay. She's cleaning up their nails, getting ready for her and you again. Yeah, but I mean, Sa, I haven't seen nothing like this in 33 years. And look, and I love my wife.

She's my best friend. But I'm telling you, like she's fixated on all these things getting done, getting done, getting done. And I think maybe. Is she trying to give your daughter the wedding she didn't have? Probably.

Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably. Not only that, But also I think that she's fixated on something so that she can get her mind off of everything. Like, you know, maybe that's it. Well, no, it's a big deal. You've had them for so long, and then all of a sudden they grow up and they get married and leave.

Yeah. Well, nothing can prepare you for it. Yeah. There's nothing to get you ready for it. I feel like we need a couch for Philip to sit on and share his feelings with us. Are we doing okay, man? I don't know. I'm making it.

I mean, here in this. I'm kind of thankful for a poopy finger. There's going to be a day where they're moving on getting married. That day will change. Oh, man. Good riddance. And you got that coming up too. You'll look finally back on the memories.

Yeah. We're staying right here in June of 2025. It's right in the fun zone. Yeah. Yeah. Your daughter's too young. You think about that. Exactly.

Well, no, because you're two kids. What are the two now? Almost, yeah, two. two and I don't how do you do ages they're not three they'll be three well that's the way I do it you're getting in they're getting in the fun age Carter would call them two and seven they just come up with stuff that you yes you can't know you both out laughing oh yeah and it's yeah it's it's a three ring circles well we're doing swim lessons right now so their dialogue with their little swim instructor is one of the funniest things oh oh yeah yeah it's so good it's so

It's like, no, I can't like you, Ms. Lori. Like, I mean, and she's just, she's just smiling. Like, God bless. But that's the, God bless children swim instructor. That's not swim lessons. That's, don't thrive. Yeah. Yeah, well, they're swimming.

Well, no, no. They float. They learned to float. Yeah, they floated last year. And then when they got back in the pool, they remembered how to float, like instantly. So she's like, we're going to start swimming. And so they're, they're swimming, swim, swim, swim, swim, float. and like all the things except for jackson he ain't he's like he swim like me not very strong

he needs chest waiters like he said you know what this water stuff is ain't it boys it's ain't my it's yeah let's walk in it but why on earth would we ever swim in it like it's too many calories being burnt no thank you when my kids or babies guess who taught them how to swim Corey Robertson coach Corey yeah oh yeah she used to do swim lessons down the street yeah okay house. Corey might have taught me how to swim actually. Really? I think so.

So you graduated from the school of Corey Robertson? I'm going to just say that it's true because it's a good story, but I actually believe it is. The Corey Academy. I'm at least, I'm 75% positive Corey taught me how to swim. If ever taught me how to swim, I need to get my money back. What? No. I mean, I can stay alive, but that's about it.

I mean, I can tread water, but that's about as far as we go on swimming. I just don't like it Why don't you like swimming? It's a good time. No, I don't like it. I noticed when we were in the Bahamas, you didn't get out of the boat, you were like,

uh-uh, y'all go ahead. Yeah, I just don't, I don't like it. I don't, I like fishing on the water and I like duck hunting in the water. That's it. I don't know.

Have you ever been to a great wolf lodge? A water park? Yeah. It'll change your mind. Yeah, I think he will, though, eventually. I mean, I'm sure I will, but. It is a grand time. A water park.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, with the kids. Man, the first Band-Aid I see, I'm going to die. Like, I'm not a germaphobe, but there's just something about... Wait, you might be a germaping. There's just something about everybody all in one deal in the same vat of water that I just don't... You ain't going to catch you boy in a hot tub either. I ain't got one.

Like, I'm not going to sit in there and make soup out of myself. Hold on. Hold on. I'm not trying to make a Martin broth. That ain't water. That's more akin to bleach than it is water at a water park. They got to keep that stuff on the up and up. You hope.

Yeah. That's your prayer that somebody making $12 an hour, putting the right amount of chemical in there to kill everybody else's stuff. That might be true. Well, I'm just saying. Oh, no, no, that's why the, I don't know what to put in. It's fluoride. Yeah.

Hey, you go in there, hey, they just jumps in. Hey, he'll burn your eyeballs. Oh, chlorine. Yeah, fluoride in your teeth off. Oh, yeah. I didn't know what we were going with. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I love a water park. I went on a cruise one time Had like two beverages of some sort And then I was the only adult in line For that water slide And it was one of the best days of my life And then I went and got back in line You and all the kids

Yeah I had a beard down to the middle of my chest And be a bunch of 10 year olds Just waiting in line and go down a water slide Was that our cruise? No I'm not going on y'all's cruise That'd be boring Yeah you don't strike me as a cruise guy

I'm not I well I've reached stage in life where if I go anywhere, I'm going to be able to walk home. Yeah. At minimum. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of a captive audience. I ain't getting on no boat where somebody else is in charge of when I get off the boat. Even the first time I went on a cruise, I was like, man, that's awesome.

This place is awesome. Did you ride the water slide? No, but you could get pizza or ice cream 24-7 and they had a casino. I was like, okay. And a water slide. I never made it to the top debt. The water slide is just as cool as the pizza because the pizza's average at best. at best, but it was available 24-7.

Yeah, but it feels good. If you had a bad night at the craps table, you could go take your frustration out on a pepperoni pizza. Yeah, the pizza cost you $1,000. Yeah, and then chase it with ice cream cone. And then go down a water slide and all your problems are fixed. Of course, this was back when I was bumping around 300, 310 pounds. So I didn't, my main priority was food.

That was, and dark liquor. All the calories, all the best. That was bad calories. Definitely BC. So, you know. I noticed Si didn't want to go back on that cruise after he got boxed in for seven days. Well, yeah. And they put us on, well, the problem was they put us on the one end of the ship.

But then everything they had us do was on the other end. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a lot of walking. I mean, yeah, we walked 20 miles on a freaking boat that week. Yeah. That thing ain't little. No, it was cool, though, because you talk about another, you know, I mean, I got to get in a pool on a cruise ship with Phil Robertson, and I don't know how many people we baptized. But, I mean, we baptized anybody that wanted to be.

And probably some that didn't want to be that got sucked up in the moment, they got it. They got it, buddy. I don't know where they dumped that water, but hopefully somewhere out in the middle of Gulf of Mexico because there were dead people everywhere. Phil also didn't go down the water slide. Just out of curiosity. We weren't with him 24-7, so maybe Phil had a wild streak. Maybe he went to Blake off with Willie and then came back and went to the water slide. What would you have done?

He'd just walk downstairs about three in the morning. Phil's going down to water slide head first. Or not only that. I would have went with him. I'd have been like, all right. But even if he's like standing in the pizza line waiting to get, I'd be like, that doesn't look right i would have had a really bad video on an iPhone four that's what i'd have a potato you'd have just seen somebody and he'd have to trust it was him that wouldn't be him no not at all

no side do you do water slides yeah i did i had to do it for the show and sigh's a thrill seeker that's what i'm saying and you know that that was a tough one on that red net water park i busted my ear drum on that thing from the first run of duck dynasty when we did that they had me go off that damn gum rope swing on the excavator arm. What did you land wrong? Yeah. Well, yeah, I was 300 pounds. I didn't know where I was going.

I had no steering. Gravity one. Gravity one. 9.8 meters per second square going down one. I had no steering whatsoever. I landed right on the side of my head. My eardrum went, who you talk about hurt.

I said, oh, Lord. And they were like, can you finish it? I was like, well, I don't want to have to do it again. Yeah, we'll stay right here. buddy. Why it damaged myself? Yeah. All right, look, springtime is here.

It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedells beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good.

Our friend, Sall Robertson would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Triedells, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things. Grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. and you never really know where that beef comes from, but with Tritails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while.

Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbons on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what. But when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic.

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Was that the worst part of Duck Dynasty is having? to do things over and over and over and over? Or did it get better? They got better at it. That was the worst part. But that was the most inconvenient part. They made me climb up to that slide. Oh, it was a, you know, 25 rungs.

Oh, the top slide down. Oh, I'll do one more time this time. Come ahead first. And it was just, I do it again. Do it again. Do it again. And what was that thing you were riding in? that you fell off of.

Oh, the Seguid. Oh, the Seguid. Hey, I got cocky. I got where I thought I was good, and you saw my bust it. Whoa. He did. Hey, I was a little one like this and then I was. Yeah, I don't get how people ride them things or them one-wheel things and all.

I don't. Carter hates a Segway. We'll have to have him on and tell you the whole story. Your kids got them little things on two wheels where you just lean one way and the other they drive Ben's can do it. Carter fell off of it, bruised his arm and now wants to put Segway. When he's president, if you own a Segway, it's getting recalled.

So look out. Okay. When I was 17, I drove a Segway all throughout Dallas, or Austin. Really? Yeah, some of the most fun I've ever had. Really? Boy, that's a sad state of fun in your life, if that's it. Austin and a Segway, best time I ever had. Well, that was great. That was pretty hicky, huh?

That was eight years ago. Now he's got a girlfriend. He'd probably argue to change some of that. At the time, that was some of the most fun. Good job. Good job. Yeah, that was, hey, when's she coming, by the way, isn't it soon?

Oh, yeah. July 3rd. Yeah, we're going to introduce the fine, the fine fans of the duck call room to Hunter's girlfriend when she gets in town. The vampire. Buffy, if you will. I believe she's the opposite of a vampire. Oh, yeah, she's the slayer.

So Hunter and his girlfriend are going to do a segment on the show? She said she's a little, a little scared to do that. It'll be a good show then. I am bringing her in and I'm just going to let Martin talk her into it. No. I'm not very good at that

because I said been trying to get Harry Profit on here since we started this thing. Harry ain't coming on here? I know, but we need him. The folks need. The Prophet? Yes. What's he going to talk about?

Doesn't matter. You just see him and realize that we have a guy like Harry that works here. That's a good point. But I don't know. He's retiring this year in theory. He's threatened this before. he's getting more lippy so i'm really enjoyed i'm really enjoyed this version of harry

he's close to dunn yep he's had enough he's got enough he's had enough boys he's out enough he's had enough boys he's getting a lot more lippy so you don't want to lippy account it either oh i do it makes me happy man i laugh whenever he pops off in those meetings hold on just like well we're gonna get the truth there toward the end you know what we got nothing to lose we got that new sign put up outside and somebody i was standing around there. Somebody said, well, Harry, do you like the sign? He said, well, we've already paid the bill, so I guess I have to. We already paid for it. He said, and it was expensive. That's why Harry loves the honeyhole. We have to say he's our account at two, and we have the same broom since 1986.

Yeah. I call so many meat to be broke up, that's it. We're done. You did? Yeah. What'd you do? Because I'd say, hey, I'm a little confused. Yeah. We got a chalkboard there, and we We got, here's the problems we got, okay? And on this side, we got seven solutions, and we've all agreed, all the so-called experts have agreed that solution number three is our best option right now. And I said, and then the only thing that the colonel just said is we got to come back next week for three more days. We had all the, even from the United States, they flew over to have this meat. a bunch of money has been spent on this and we spent three days saying okay here's our problems

five of them and here's our solutions we come up with seven and everybody's in agreement all the expert agree that number three is their best solution to the problem at this time there you know and I said and then when I asked the question uh wait a minute why don't we just implement number three and we won't have to come back for three more days of this and the colonel said hey that's it in the meeting we'll reconvened two weeks from now for three more days you know that's a big problem if it's got seven solutions now there's still only one

see i didn't know the government i didn't know okay all of them coming from the united states and all over the world this was their vacation Well, that's why we had another three days. A fresh group is coming in. They couldn't solve the problem too fast or they'd stop getting paid. We can't have a vacation. That's what I like to call the government and non-profits right there. That's some of that waste and abuse and fraud.

So you wouldn't put up with it though when you was running. No, no. Because I, yo. That's why you got. If you've had everybody, all the experts are there, they all say. okay, hey, at this time, the only thing we could do was do number three. And that's the best option available for, here we come up with something better.

Well, implement number three. Now, quit all this politic crap. That's right, sir. You tell them, sign. Oh, Lord, have mercy. And I need to say, when I come back to where I actually work, the colonel was waiting on me, he says, what did you do? And I said, I asked the question.

he said oh okay you got in trouble a lot for being honest no no no oh oh what they're great they let's have hey it's two three days sir let's go and make it settling yeah they need a guy promoting hey let's really waste their time give that man a promotion yeah let's waste their time the government so yeah if uh the man you was talking about it's getting lippy yeah he's how he's had enough of it's had a mom my wife actually worked for him Howard Publishing.

The Prophet? Yep, back in the day. The Prophet. Well, his last name's Prophet. So I just call it. Good account at half. And my phone, his name is The Prophet. That is...

That is... Hey, I gotta go to talk. Or you're doing this thing. Check with the Prophet. Yeah. First, we got to check with the profit. Got to check with the profit. Sounds the same, but spelled different, but it's still

profit. I have a weird story about Harry. You do? Yeah. It was one. I mean, you guys probably already know this. But one of our, like, team meetings, I had to sit next to him. And he was telling me, we played like one of those weird games they made us play.

Wait, hold on. Hold on. Who made you play on? No, no, no, no. Time out. What are you talking about? Yeah, what game were we playing? Team meeting with games?

Is this a Christmas party? We have team meetings with games. Where? Here. What? Ladies and gentlemen, Siah retired, Goblin retired. I quit.

and this place lost its edge. That's all I have to say. Team meetings with games. All right, continue your story. They've seen it on Doug Dynasty of Revival by now. Trust me. Have they? Yeah.

Do you participate? No. I'm not even in the group me. There's a group me here. No. I do want to hear about Harry's... Harry and Hunter playing ice breakers together at a Duck Commander team meeting. Sorry, Hunter.

It went off the rails. Go ahead. No, it's fine. I'm just offended at the team meeting. They were trying to make us tell each other like weird stories. So Harry tells me about a time that he used to live on a boathouse on the river. Oh, yeah. They had like long flowing hair.

Yeah. And after meeting him, I was like, I, what? What, hippies can't be good at me? I understand now. They're trying to figure out something for a future episode. So they're playing games. I mean, hippies. What about this?

Hippies can be good at ma'am. when Harry told me that the first time I just looked at him I said heck yeah man yeah he was I love it man that's awesome like you lived on a houseboat because that came up when he got his lake house I was like man what you think about a lady he's like well I lived on a boat and I was like really really I pulled up a chair I said do tell Harry's exactly what you would think an accountant would look like though is why it's funny yeah that is fun you'd have to see him but he'll never He's not coming through those doors.

It's unfortunate because he is an absolute delight. 100%. Arguably now that everybody's retired, one of my best friends. Well, no, he may be my best friend. Is Harry your best friend? A 78 year old accountant is my, no, he ain't 78. He's like 72. Is he really?

Yeah, 72, I think. I've known Harry since I was born. And his birthday's two days after mine. So we always have on the day in between, we have pie. pie part of it. Yeah, me and Harry have pie. So he loves the not just pie place, but that's what we get as pie. Which one?

Blueberry cream, banana caramel or strawberry? We get a banana caramel and a strawberry and we have a piece of each other's favor. Now that I know Ben's love for strawberry pie, we can bring him in on it too. He's not allowed to have strawberry pie. He toes up when he had that. That was the most expensive strawberry pie. They wouldn't eat knife of it. That's a long story.

Philip. Tune into the Dunk call room Tuesdays and Thursdays. Be sure to like and subscribe. Follow along. To catch it all. Philip, you ever punched in appliance and broke it? Well, I've thrown stuff down and broke it.

A mixer, a microwave. I mean... I feel better about my washing machine now. Well, my brother put a golf ball. My older brother, when they were playing softball, was a big thing, you know,

White's Fair Road... Microwave softballs. Microwave softball. Now you freeze them, but back in the day, if you microwaved them, piao! Okay.

So yeah, that's what he was doing. So y'all were cheaters? Y'all, no. I didn't even play every once in a while, but I wasn't like, I didn't play like they did. Wait a minute. Why do you microwave a softball? Back in the day, the softballs, they changed up the core. Inside of them or whatever.

But if you microwaved them, they would become like a bouncy ball. So when that thing hit the bat, it would travel probably 25% further. There you go. So he thought, my brother, Danny, and he's a pretty smart fella, he thought if it works for softballs, oh no. Let's try it with a golf ball. Incorrect. And let me tell you something.

After about 20 minutes there, it blew the door off the hinges. Bam! Whole microwave come down, hanging sideways. The door's blown off. There's rubber all over the kitchen floor. He microwaved to golf for 20 minutes? Well, for however long it took before it exploded, I don't know how long it was. If it was like a tour balada, then things were like liquid-filled course.

So it like boiled. Like it blew up. It boiled off the microwave. It boiled in there. And then blew up. Then blew up. So I did have to take that microwave down and throw it away. I had heard that.

Don't put a golf ball in a market. Don't do it. Where did you hear that? Well, I'm just telling you, if somebody told me, that here's one of them do not do. I don't ever do that. And I said, put a golf ball in a microwave. I've got to be honest. Have you ever cut the cover awful one?

Oh, well, I haven't done it myself. They're tough. I've seen more people, you know, on a golf course, somebody lose it and then they mow. I've seen, I've seen them split in half where they were cut. Well, no, no, because, hey, you can unroll this sucker. Oh, yeah.

It's a giant rubber band. Yeah. That they've actually rolled into a ball. Yeah. Well, now they got cores in the middle of them. that are different, made out a different time. I wish we had a list of the Don't Everdos that Sighs heard. I got to be honest.

Because microwave a golf ball wouldn't have been on mine. I have never even considered it. Oh, here's another don't ever do. Don't ever throw basketball up and hit it with a bat. Why not? You'll kill yourself. What? Because he'll hit that basketball and baya, right back on you.

Bay y'all. Is that what it sound like? Bay y'all. No, no. I'm serious. Can you see, Sa? No, no, no, because they said swing. Hold on.

What's that girl's name? Because they said swing hard. Well, I did. They're like an idiot. Bam, bam! Hit the ball and it bounced right. The bat come back on me. Wham!

I look at it. Kill myself. The thing kids will do. You're talking about mean. Oh, I'd love to see me. Oh, no. I couldn't see for about 30 minutes. I do remember.

My eyes were crossed, and I was bloody, bloody forehead you uh you uh saying that took me back to being a kid i had the bright idea one time me and my met my buddy from down the street were inside and as kid you do stupid crap yes like looking back on it's like wow what an idiot yeah what's stupid but it was kind of like russian roulette not with a firearm or anything but we were standing under the ceiling fan and threw a golf ball into the ceiling fan and like you can't move like whatever happens Whatever happens, you have, Heather, don't ever do. We just tossed it up into the ceiling fan.

Of course, what did hit the glass table? Ooh. Oh, wow. And I just looked and I said, I'm a dead man. I said, there ain't nothing we can say. So I just wore that one. And I got my butt tore up.

And I deserved it. I did not. Don't ever do. But then I was like, what would we have done that thing hit us square in the head? Like, we're just too young, dumb. Young dumb males. Just, hey, let's throw this. Girls don't ever have these things.

How much stupid stuff did you do with fireworks as a kid? I've got a couple of bubbles on my back from Roman candles. My brother set the neighbor's woods on fire with fireworks. Done that. Fire department came. And then he, oh, that's the worst one I ever saw. He ran from my father. Oh, Bob.

Hey. And by. Don't ever do. Hey, I don't. know where you live and you're going to come back. Okay, and what do you do? Man, every stride my dad took, he got a little more angry. A little more angry.

Oh, yeah. You're making me chase you down. And then I got caught up in the collateral damage of it. I've got you now. He said, why are you laughing? And, you know, just. Good habit. Yeah, he had to take it out somewhere.

I got a don't ever do. Don't ever when you turn 13 tell your dad that you're too old for spankans. now because you're a teenager. Yeah. Because you get one right there on the spot. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I got one.

Hey, yeah. Oh, really? Hey, let me re-offick something for you right quick. Oh, man. I have a Don't Ever Doe. It's a bad one. All right. Since we're going down, don't ever do is it involved getting whooped.

I mouth off to my mom in the church parking lot getting in the car. Big Jane? Uh-huh. And so she decided to whip me. But I was bigger than her. Yeah. So I just started laughing. Yeah.

Uh-oh. Nope. Nope. Ever. No. Now, because that ain't where it stops. No, no, that was fine. You think it's funny?

Let me tell yo dad. And then that was, I should have just acted like it hurt. Oh, I could turn them tears on in a minute. I should be like, Mom, I'm sorry. Instead, Big Dave got me. Yeah. And that one, those were real tears. Yeah, I could, oh yeah, I had that for mom and for my mom.

I love getting about five leaks in And I was like, okay, now we can let that tear go to quit, you know But I wasn't ever going to dare say I don't hurt like I laughed so did Jenna And I was like, why ain't she in trouble? She thought it was funny Yeah, that's what I got tore up for him, fireworks for laughing

For laughing at what he's doing to my brother He said, oh, you think that's funny Well, we used to, we used to have a problem Count of Wars Yep, I got a couple of them bubbles on my back Yeah, burn We would break off, we would do that what you did with the golf ball.

Break off the stick to a bottle rocket and everybody's standing a circle around it, throw it in the middle. Hey, whoever moves last is the man. Wherever you end up. Look, we used to get them big giant matches.

You know, I mean, like we're giving kids bad ideas. Oh, look, and hey, we would take a razor blade, split it four ways,

put some fins in it, and then get the biggest needle we could find and push it in, you know, and we'd have dart wars. What was a bullseye? You're back. You run around the colon and you hear somewhere, ah!

Don't ever do episode is brought to you by things you should never do. Hey, it was tough around the Robertson hole, y'all. You had to be a tough skin. Never pour salt on an open sore in your mouth, like an ulcer. Never pour salt. I didn't, but my cousin from Chicago did because my brother told him it would help it feel bad.

Well, let me tell you something. For about 10 minutes, he just run around screaming and hollering. Oh, how would you like to cut your foot halfway in half? Nope. The bottom one. And then have someone, a nurse, say, hey, catch him, boys, you'd bring him here. Oh, yeah, that was your aunt. Oh, yeah.

And Irene, he's being there's the devil. Hey, she was the same one that could, she would pinch you with her big toe in the one next to it and draw blood. Oh. Hey, look, it should have. Hey, look, I'm serious. It was Nathan, my nephew.

Oh, poor Nate, dog. Yeah, he stepped on a broke pint jar. You know, and it just broke out, and it cut it all the way of the bone. Mm. You know? And he was bleeding like a hog. She said, catch him bring here, boy.

he walked in there and grabbed the it was a not Irene it was a God can't think of her name now Alexander's her last name but hey she was a nurse you went and I got a table salt fine the fine table salt

look and hey you could just you could just fold this thing back y'all and she just hey she just like fiddling up a ditch yo filled it full and said all right boy he was about half a comedian anyway

you said all right boy he's coming out of shooting down turn him loose you know he run around we thought he ran out of gas but not he didn't run out of gas Jason Robertson was the one that started the mixed favor up he was sitting in the blind one man and he's got them bad

okay tell us how bad throw him in the bus how bad Jason's head ways are just from his own words rat him out hey they're bleeding you know they're sore that's killing me and I said, hey, I got the cure for you, dude. And Phil got involved in me, I said, hey, get you some fix vapor rub. And I said, hey, put it up there and, hey, if they're bleeding, it'll stop the bleeding.

If they're hurting, it'll stop the hurting. And Phil said, wait a minute, fix vapor up, that thing has fumes. I said, well, hey, you wouldn't put it in your eyes, idiot. I said, but hey, if I was sitting there squirming like Jace was and told me how much he's in pain, I said, Hey, I fly anything once. Hey, hey, look. I say, say, I said, get a, get a spoon.

Yeah, don't double dip. Don't double dip. I will not try anything once. Hey, take it and put it on your finger, throw the spoon away. Okay. Get a plastic spoon, save money. Yeah. Well, I didn't get a plastic spoon.

I just got a regular meal. But I do that sucker away, yo, because they said, remind me never to use fixed paper over the draft. Oh, man. You know what, though? I don't need to be reminded of that. I'm not sharing Vicks' paper rub with anybody. I know where Walgreens is.

Some doctor actually said, yes, that will help him. Oh, it's on the interwebs. Dr. Seas. And that's one cool thing about duck hunting. Like, we grow a lot of will of trees, and they're just, they come up as part of it. And like, you can chew on will of bark and it's got aspirin in it.

So if you get a headache while you out there, just chew on some will of bark. Like, you'll see, I didn't know. that. Yeah, salicylic acid. I know the Native Americans. You said they're gnaw. It'll dull your headache because aspirin ain't quite as effective as like ibuprofen

and stuff like that, but it'll at least dull it where you can get. Oh, no, it's like tobacco, chewing tobacco. If the wall stings. Good for stings. Hey, put it on there and it'll take, it'll top the hurt. Yeah. It'll, I mean, immediately. You know, we say that.

Also good for hemorrhoids. But, you know, Advil's really cool. Sometimes you ain't got it, man. I'm just a guy who, you know. Phil Robertson, this another. I'm a man who believes in modern technology. Phil one had a green BC powder in his pocket at all times if he was out on that land, not for a headache, not for, but to make a paste out of, but it had to be a green one.

To put on stings, bites, any of that kind of stuff. And it absolutely worked. The first time he did. Green BC powder. Yeah. Yeah, he would take... What did he mix it up just with water? Water?

Yeah, he would take like... And if you didn't have water, it would mix the spit. Yeah, spit. And we were out there cleaning on a duck line one day. I was with him and we got ate up by wasp. He said, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know, he said, we got too many to use all our tobacco on that. He said, that's those expensive. He said, I got this green BC, let's just make a paste.

And we sat there with the water from the duck hole, made a little paste on the paper and put it on everywhere. We got stone. Unbelievable how well it was. Hello? Like, I was like, huh, look here. Who fancy Phil is a backwoods doctor, right? Hey, no, he was, to be fair. He had some wisdom.

Oh, he did. Which told me that he had tried everything while he was out there, but I don't know what it is. I don't know if the blue ones do it or not, but he always said green. He would always say, bring me some green BC powders, and I'd stop at the gas station and get the whole box of them. But it's been a minute since we've done emails. Hello at Duckcallroom. They shine their head. I don't know if we have anything in there, but we do want to remind you.

I know we got a bunch of well wishes. I know that. Yeah, it's actually been tough to go through. Just being honest, because of how many there are. And I'm going to be honest, I couldn't really go through them yet. No, that's fine. Been kind of going through it. But if you got any questions, thoughts, all the things.

There's hundreds of them. Legitimately hundreds. remember Phil tribute to Phil That's awesome Question about Phil Congolences thank you Phil Phil

My faith Because of Phil A preacher once said A tribute to Phil Prayers praying Thank y'all And what a testament What a testament to a man's life man

Man and thank y'all Legitimately thank you all for sending those Yeah no I'm gonna get through them Yeah those will be really cool to read too Even in you know Five 10 15 years from now like because that's the cool thing about all this stuff. It saves forever.

So that's a really cool thing. We thank y'all. We do still have the voicemail line 318, 215, 6559. I do have one email. Ryan Hunter. 318, 215, 65559. Is that it? Yeah, okay.

Good. Look at there. Still got it. Still got a weird number. Well, you got a thing, but it's a pretty good legacy that, hey, if you ever ever come down there and Metfield, you was going to get to gospel. Oh. he was not going to let you leave unless he shared the gospel you were going to get the gospel and a meal

yeah i have a it feeds you and then you know hit you with the gospel yeah i have a very regular customer and he's a tackle shop junkie so he goes to all of them um but i saw him the other day he's he's walking in the store and i'm outside i'm like what's up and he says hold on before we go in there and all of a sudden there's tears coming to his eyes and i was like oh this ain't about trickworms boys and he said he listened to our episode about Phil and just how much he was moved he goes I gotta tell you a story though

and I was like this is crazy he goes I needed a duck call back before Sy worked like it was just Phil down there he said so somebody told me if you go down there you can buy one from him so I start driving down there got me a six pack on the way

and he said show up well that's a from depending on where you live this was before that was illegal too well back in well don't even matter back in the day i'd have called that a three beer ride and he says he gets down there and he sees phil talks to him and he says hey i need some duck calls he said well let me talk to you about something else oh he said first off whatever you're doing with these beers get out of that yeah and he said yep and since you listen to me here's your

three duck calls and he just gave them to him yeah just for listening to the gospel just for listening to that and that dude said you know i walked out of there and I was like, that was weird. But he took it and he said he never forgot it. And now, dude, you know, he's, I don't know, I was, he said he believes, but he's been a Christian for a long time now. But it's all started right there with Phil saying, hold up. This is a guy that he's here for duck calls.

I'm going to give him something else. And I'm going to give him the duck calls. It's just crazy how many of those stories I've heard. Same way you got Gobbin. Same way you got Gobbin. Goblin was going for a duck call. Well, next thing you know. you know, 20-something years later,

God will work for him, did all the things. You gave him three of the dog calls in eternal life. It all started with a duck call. And you know, when you're sharing the gospel of that many people, I mean, there's no way you can keep up with everybody. You know, you just can't. You share the gospel and you move on to the next one. But the most upset I ever seen Phil,

and I didn't seem upset a lot of times, but I brought a guy down, Phil shared the gospel with him, and the guy got upset because Phil said you're going to die and you're going to go in the ground and he said hold on now you don't know when I'm going to die and him and I started arguing about he said hey you're not going to give me the death get don't put that on me yeah don't put that on me

and Phil said son hey it's appointed to a man to die yeah yeah yeah you know everybody's going to die well look he wouldn't he wouldn't yeah there's a reason they say that about death in taxes. What was so sad about this story is Philip brought that guy down there. Okay, and I look at it like this. God said, okay, I'm going to give you one more chance. I won't see you down there to the river and let this man talk to you.

And listen, hey, two weeks later, Phil called, you know, Philip called feeling. And said, hey, you know, old boy I brought down there last week. Phil said, yeah, what about it? He said, well, yeah, he died. other night. I stabbed him in a bar. Yeah. I mean,

you'll see, ah. Sometimes you wonder if that's like the good Lord's way of saying, I'm going to give you one more chance to listen. No, no. I don't want you to get here and say, yeah,

nobody ever told me. Well, see, I tell a lot of, nobody ever told me. No, no, no, I say that's when I'm preaching a lot of people,

I say, wait, look, here's what's going to happen. When you stand before judgment day, you're not going to have an excuse. Yeah. Because God's going to say this. What about the, old guy in glasses with a beard that I sent you,

and he told you about my son. What he's done in the past, the present and the future, you're not going to have a leg stand on. Yeah, because the one that I hated the most was me and him went to Oklahoma and went into a sheriff's jail. And him and Matt shared the gospel with him a little bit.

And then I was just sitting there watching his reaction. to them. Yeah. Well, then it became my turn, and I actually said something that the Holy Spirit pricked his heart.

Well, he jumps up with his fists doubled up and just got in my face, you know, and next time I know, there's doors opening everywhere in this room, and some policemen

got nightsticks is fixing to put, you know, whoop it on this old boy. And I said, God, hey, hey, hey, hey, he's fine. fell down.

He ain't old dude, we're good. and I said, calm down, and I said, dude, I said, hey, here's the deal. I said, that's all I got for you. And I said, but here's the sad thing. I said, I just shared with you a shot, your chance

at spending eternity with the Almighty. And I said, and then you told me this. Hey, you got all that money. You're a big TV star. You need to hire me a lawyer and give you. I said, you're worried about a dollar bill when I gave you the keys to the kingdom of the almighty of how to get in.

You can't even sit unless you believe. And then I said, hey. And then I said, well, guess what? I said, I'm fixing to leave you, dude. And I said, you need to come to grips for reality. I said, you're a drug dealer. You got caught. You're fixing to do some serious time, five years or more.

And I said, one of these nights when you're in that six by six, three, by yourself, these words that I told you are going to ring in your ears. And I said, because hey, you're finally, the Bible says best with the prodigal son. He's looking at a bunch of pigs

eating slop and he's envious, jealous. And then he says, the Bible says it this way. And then he came to his senses. I said, son, my prayer for you is that one night you come to your senses and come to, you know, reality was where you're at. Yeah.

Y'all and then do something about it. Oh, there ain't no doubt. Yo, yo, just, just. Do you find something scrolling? Email or are you ready for Bible verse? Well, I had a Bible verse about bees chasing people from the Old Testament. But then what size said kind of reminded me of another one. I'm, I shifted.

Well, let's, before we get out of here, let's, you have one voicemail you want, you got. I do have an email. Yeah, let's do one. I have a good email for. Just for. Just for Fonzie since we ain't done. From a young man named Ethan. Ethan.

Ethan just graduated high school. That's one of my grandsons. Congratulations. Really late in the year. June 9th to graduate high school? You never know. They give so many snow days and all these things now like that ain't. All right.

What advice would you give someone like me who has no idea what to do at this moment for a job or a career? He knows he has plenty of time, but he feels pressure to get employed. and he doesn't know what he should do. That's a good pressure. Here's what I'll tell you. Here's what I did. Okay. Uh-oh.

I was in college. They all told me, hey, if you don't start studying and you don't make the grade, you're fixing to be drafting and go to Vietnam. Well, I was drafting and going to Vietnam. Hey,

if you don't have any idea of what you want out of life, join the military for a couple of years. Yeah. Do a four-year hits, man. Okay. Let them educate you. Okay.

crying out loud. Yeah, that's right. Okay. Then, hey, like, you may have given four years. You may be like me. I gave them 24 and a half. Yeah. Okay. You know, because I kind of didn't have a clue what I wanted to do in life. I was like that young lady that come in here the other day that you sat down, shared a gospel with. She didn't know what she wanted to do. So she signed up for the Army National Guard and she was going to basic and they stopped here on her, on her way going to basics. So, like, I mean, I, I,

that's a good two years or four years, okay, to help you figure out what you want to be or what you want to do. And then if you do to decide college, they'll pay for your college. Then they'll pay for your college.

There's GI bills and all that kind of stuff. There's also, I mean, just the easiest thing I tell people, like what I did for my first jobs, I wasn't graduated yet. I was still in high school,

but I tried a bunch of different things to figure out what I didn't want to do before I landed on what I, you know, not necessarily what I did. Just go get some. Just go do something. I prefer working outside. I landscaped and rode lawnmowers, pulled weeds, put in flower beds and like all the things. And I realize I'd much rather work with my brain than my back. So let's figure out, let's use that thing to good Lord put on air and figure out how to make a living using it. I'm a big believer in your local grocery store.

Grocery store. It's hard work. And it's also air conditioned. Yeah. Which is better than pulling weeds. And I promise you they're hiring. Yeah. Our condition is way better than workout. But if you listen to us, odds are you like being outdoors. So there's probably a sporting goods store close to you.

There's probably something there that will interest you. Or again, you may say, oh, Lee, I don't want to do that. I mean, best thing I ever did was when I interned at the hospital. I always thought it was going to be a doctor. And I walked up in there. And I said, I said, no. I said, no. I don't care how much money they make.

I will be poor. I ain't doing this. That is a good thing, though, like what you said. Find out what you don't, definitely don't want to do. Yeah, figure out what you don't want to do before you're worried about figuring out what you want to do. And Ethan, I'll tell you, like I told them, all of my children when they were at that age, seek first the kingdom of God and all is going to be given to you. You build your relationship with Christ.

You need to do that. And then, listen, whatever you do, you're going to have joy, peace, all those things, the comfort of God, no matter what you're doing. And you can find out if it's good. You can find it if you don't like it, if you do like it. But have that relationship. Seek first the kingdom of God and all these other things are going to fall into place. Yeah. And no matter what job you sign up for, man, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. Give it all you got. What's Colossians say, do it like you're working for the Lord, man. Just show up. The biggest thing is people that employ people about your age. Just be there. Show up. Just show up. And we'll literally want to hug you.

Yeah, you just show up. Hey, look, that's a big deal what Martin's talking about. Because nowadays, hey, they may work three days, and then they don't notice, no notice, no, just don't come in. I legitimately don't even know if I'm that good of an employee. But everybody always loved me because I never didn't show up. And if something crazy happened, I called as soon as I could. Yeah, there's two things.

Just show up. And you'll be super successful. It's weird. And being on time. Their punctuality and attendance matter. I was late twice. Hey, that's what you. Your boss can depend on you.

Yeah. He knows you're going to show up and he knows you're willing to learn. And nowadays, be in the moment. Be present for what's going on. Don't be on your cell phone. Don't be on social media. Do something like I told one of my kids. If I come to where you're working when he was young and you're not doing something

and you're on that phone, I'm going to take care of you. myself. There you go. Dang. Well, he was working to Miss K's. Oh, no, no,

because I... But still, do something. And if I got to wait on my fries, if I got to wait on my fries, I'm going to whoops. Hey, that's right, son.

Do not be on your phone. All right. Well, send us out of it. All right, Deuteroni 144 is the funny one about being chased by bees. But Romans 10,

14, I think, goes along with what Sy was hitting on. How then can they call on the one they have not believed in? And how can they believe in the one whom they have not heard and how can they hear without someone

preaching to them and how can anyone preach unless they are sent as it is written how beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news. Amen. I'll be bringing good news lately, y'all. Be listening. Amen. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.