Duck Call Room - Uncle Si is Upset This Celebrity Was Rude to Jep Robertson

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

Uncle Si needs new footwear, has a birthday coming up and authorizes the boys to get him some cool new kicks, preferably in gold! John-David relives his glory days as a tipsy LARPer towering over the assembled nerds, and Martin is down for a domino game as a podcast episode as long as he’s on Si’s team. Phillip once got trash talked out of the house by Si and other Robertsons during a poker game and the boys recount their experiences meeting both nice and rude celebrities.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dichotomy of y'all's footwear selection right now is really good. We're friends. People on the internet hate that we're friends. Sa has got some socks that says, What if the hokey-pokey is not what it's all about? Sa' got the kung fu knockoff of what's on Johnny Dee's tongue of his shoe. That's right, boy. Saigon Air Lee.

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. That's as close as we're ever going to get. to Kung Fu. Welcome back. Is she in rush hour? Bring in the clowns and elephants. Oh, Lord. Well, they're here.

Yeah, welcome back to the podcast. We were just discussing the footwear choices of Johnny D. and I'm up in my shoe game on this podcast now. Normally, I just wear my work shoes here. But now I'm going to, ever since Sai said people are spending too much money on shoes that are falling apart. They're up in the shoe game. They're not going to give you there.

Saia, would you wear those shoes? Huh. You got a birthday coming up. I'm just wondering if you'd wear him. No, I'm too flashy. I'm going to get him some jays for him. Too,

too flashy. We do need to get size something for his birthday. I say new shoes. I'm in. I'm going to get. New fancy shoes. Sneaker app. I'm going to fight every day and lose,

but one day I'm going to get you some shoes. Make sure that they're Scott's size. Maybe y'all are going to wear. Because I ain't going to wear. Go ahead and surprise me. Go ahead and surprise me with some shoes. Oh. We have permission.

I'm going to get on some custom Air Force ones. We're going to put size of aim on it. Don't the young fellas call that drip? I don't know what they're. Yeah, I think they do. When I first got into shoes because I quit working here so I had more money. Boy, that's true. I was like, I was spending on shoes.

I found out that I wasn't as cool as I thought I was from the young kids. But I was like, I'm just buying the shoes. I like, you're creasing them. I'm like, well, because. I'm wearing them dummy. So I don't really know much about shoes. How do you wear shoes without creasing? I don't know.

Is that one of them deals like I saw in a store that were called like sneaker protectors? Yeah, yeah. That's a cool store. You put in there that like keeps your shoes from being creased? I don't do that. I just assumed that was for display. Is that to put on the inside of your shoes while you wear them? Oh, no.

Some weirdos might. I'm just not worried about creasing my shoes. You worried about creasing your shoes? Are you? Sa, I'm going to tell you. I have no idea. What in the world? You were talking about crepe-age.

So you see this shoe right here? People will wear it and they will see how mine's got a little mark kind of right there? Because I walk. People will walk funny so their shoes don't get a mark right there. So they walk on their heels so their toes don't be? I guess like penguins. Yeah. How does that make you feel?

Uh-oh. They won't take a normal step. No, because they don't want their shoes to crease. Oh, that's what a crease is. So I would you wear them for your birthday? the the the the d t ones goal what is that saying for room or boom what are you a loom where are you looking at that's it i'm looking above the the shoe that says dot com that says dot com well hey look i'm just saying hey 20 20 huh well no no hey i see good far away that's an angle that's that's

close so i need my glasses for close oh anyway okay so that's that's That's what you were that? Would you wear some gold? Would you wear some Air Force Trump? Well, yeah, I'd wear it. We're canceled. It looks like a clown shoe to me. Oh.

I don't. Ceyer you've worn worse. I wouldn't. Oh, I've been barefooted before. Okay, sure. Wait, time. Now, I've got something even more concerning about that photo. How gold those shoes are?

No, I'm reading the fine print up under it. There's something called SneakerCon. Yeah, you'd ever been to SneakerCon? Me neither, but it looks like a lot of fun Sneaker what? Sneaker con. It's like Comic-Con, but for sneakers? It's for people who have shoes, they go and buy shoes from other people with shoes.

Hey, and they tell you up front, we're con in you. So it's a swap meet? Con, yeah. You know what? I'm not as someone with shoes. This thing's cost about $3 to make, and we're going to charge you $250. He's not wrong.

Don't be tearing down the fourth wall of how business is working. That ain't nice. That calls are expensive. I know. Walk up rough, boys. Get out of here. Anyway.

Fuck up rough. Yeah. No, so sneaker cons, people show up with shoes and they charge other people more money than they're worth to see if they want them that bad. Are these used shoes?

Most time they're new. If they're used, people don't want them. I've bought shoes and sold them on the internet. Does the press wear them? Does it look like he wears? Well, he looked like he's looking at him trying to buy them, I guess. That would be, we're looking at a picture of former president Donald J. Trump holding a pair of gold, high top tennis shoes with red, white, and blue paraphernalia all over. And a big tee.

You know, as much as I appreciate the prices of things. Rocky might have to hold them in his fight. Yeah, that's T-foot one right there, Sire. When he was president, I can't get behind those shoes. Those are ugly. Those are ugly shoes. Oh, he said they're ugly. They look like the kind of shoes, like if you were to go to a NASCAR event and have a custom-made suit.

What happened to cool? That you would wear them? You don't think them are cool? Do you think those are cool? Anything gold is cool. Hunter, find a pair. It is flashy. Get us a pair.

Get us a pair. Get them. It's flashy. Hunter, I feel like this may be something a little more up your alley, though. Have you attended sneaker con? No, it can't say that I have. I don't care that much about shoes. I've never been to any kind. I'm not saying Hunter's got shoes.

I'm saying if it's got con at the end, I just figure he had been there. Yeah, like. In an outfit. I would consider that like an experience. I mean, I'm not opposed to going to one. I've never heard of one before.

Check it out, for us. It's way cooler than Comic Con. Hey. Hey. Uh-oh. You want to fight? You still think somebody's getting conned.

I think somebody's getting conned. I think somebody's getting conned with the tennis shoes. 100%. We all are. If you have cool shoes, you've been conned. That's it. Yeah.

Well, when we work that one Comic Conn That was wild anyway, because like that place charged people for our signature, which we never do. That's weird. I mean, but those people had to like buy a ticket and then come stand in line to get our signatures. Hey, a lot of people charged for signatures. I know, we don't. Some dude offered me a hundred bucks for a picture the other day. Of you?

Yeah, with me. I was cleaning a Shiner Tank. You've got the 100, right? No lie. I'm deep in the Shiner Tank just scrubbing that thing. That's what celebrities do. and people you want to take a picture with. And this dude all of a sudden I hear,

hey man, give you $100 to take a picture with you. And I said, I don't believe you, but I'll just take a picture with you because this is weird. What about the Honda? No, that's rude. Oh, you said it's a Honda. I got more than a Honda in exchange for other things. You are a retail store.

He clipped him. Hey, you got some shoes out of the deal. I had the deal. No, he's a good. Oh, okay. These are church shoes. But you said you were going to up your sneaker game on. the pocket so did you wear those to work today were those in fact work shoes or are you

or are you keeping shoes in the back of your truck change i did wear these i ain't changing shoes to go to a pocket then i'd be like the people that go to sneaker con who would beat up all the people at comic con i'm just saying um just in a quick wrestling match i'm taking sneaker con that's all i'm saying those people at comic cons come prepared with weapons i mean i'm just saying yeah made out of foam hunter have i ever told you about the anime convention i went to why why would you go to one of those Because they had a LARPing tournament. It was in New Orleans. I'd had a few adult beverages.

I walked by. It said LARPing tournament upstairs $5. And I went and beat the tar out of some nerds. What is LARPing? Live action role playing? You ain't never done that? I never even heard of it. You put like a mask on and you get your foam sword.

And you're like, hey, we're weird. You want to get together and be weird? Super heroes. Yeah. Battling each other. And you fake it to you make it. You like fake sword fights. And I showed up, and at 6-2 was by far the biggest man in the room.

And I got everybody. I got, well, no, I got in trouble for, quote, baseballing. Uh-oh. That kind of giggle. Oh, you fouled. Yeah, no, so I had this kid. He was back in the corner. I was like, well, into his life.

Yeah, you might as well knock him out. And then this other kid comes over and yelling, no baseballing, no baseball. And I'm like, what you're talking about? You gave me a baseball bat covered in foam. Of course, I'm going to swing it. There's a lot of rules at these conventions that Hunter goes to that I didn't follow. I don't larp. I've never heard of baseballing before.

Have you larped? At the Celtic Festival in town. In this town? Yeah. The Celtic Festival, they always have like, it's just, me and my friends, just go there and then we beat each other up with foam swords. It's no different than what John David did. So let me beat you up with a pool noodle.

No. That's what it is. No. You're beating each other up with pool. I don't know. seen that. When you grew up, y'all,

if y'all do that. My, my grandsons beat their father up with one of him stupid tags. With a pool needle?

All I know is, hey, it wasn't been, you know, somebody would have got hurt. I'd say that

was sanctioned by the father. Well, it wasn't, it wasn't. Yeah. Yeah, it didn't end. Yeah,

it didn't end the good. And the only fall on my mess with is a turf gun. Yeah. A pool noodle doesn't hurt. But at some point,

even a Nerf gun makes me angry. Okay, when you explain one and things with all your might and hit somebody upside the head. Yeah, okay. A pool noodle.

Yeah. Yeah. Look how quick this was. I texted my friend at 355. I need the anime picture. This was 2011, by the way. Maybe 12. I got to send it to Hunter so he can put it on the screen.

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We went to arched. Manning's, we went to Manning's first. I was like, hey, chicken wings. These are awesome. And then we went to, we were going to go to the Saints game, but first. You know, a lot of good stories start with a couple of adult beverages. That's how this one started. Hunter, did you get my first?

Hold my bed, watch this. Yeah, yeah, I got it. I'll say this, bad decisions often lead to better stories. This story, there it is. That's one of the kids. That's me. That's me and my hair's shorter. What's my man?

yeah whooped all you see that kid in the back with the silver thing on his head what was the age limit didn't stand a champ who's hey who's which one did you baseball that kid in the back with the silver thing on his head it looks like the lollipop guild that you're fighting here I'm still looking for the horse that old boy's ride

yeah I'll be like boy hey no that's part of making it up see you act like you're on the horse it was actually a real good time they were all very friendly they were like we weren't we didn't go in there to like pick on people We're like, hey, we want a LARP. This seems like y'all have done figured out how we can act 12 again, and it sounds like fun. And then I just happened to be bigger than most of them,

so it wasn't as fun for them as it was for me. So it was like, it wouldn't B-Y-O-W bring your own weapon. No, I rented one for five more dollars. It cost, it was the best $10 I've ever spent. Is that the bat that they gave you? Yeah. And you used it and they called foul? Yeah.

I swung too hard. I don't challenge that. I was out there like, Albert Poolehold, man. I was really cranking it. Bringing in it. It was a good time. If you ever walk past an anime convention in a big city, I highly suggest going in. No, no, the anime ones are weird. Go to a normal kind. Oh, normal one. Like, timeout. That's what I'm talking about, son. Did you just say something was weird?

Yeah, the hardcore anime people are weird. Hunter, me and those people had the time of our lives. I only got in trouble once, and it was a good time. Did you ever stand like that? No, I didn't. I don't have that in my repertoire. Only once on your way down. I mean, that's kind of like how Jeff Foxworthy does stand-up comment. That guy was quick. He's so bow-legged.

Yeah. I mean. Hey, that guy was quick. I remember him. He was hard to hit with a sword. Larry Cable guy and go to Walmart by 11 o'clock at night. What? I mean, my man.

Right. Wow. He's on the bank. Things you can do in New Orleans for 10 bucks. He's on the bank. It's a wild city that I quit going there. That would have been low on my list, but I mean, at least it's there. Yeah.

The only time I had to deal with a Comic-Con was they invited Si to come doing an event. At Comic-Con? Yes. And when I went to their web page to see what it was all about, I was like, no. No, Sa, he ain't going to want to do this. I didn't even bring it to you, Sire. Oh, I hate to tell you. I've never heard of it.

But they did say that they charge for every time you sign something, there's a charge. Oh, absolutely. And then they pay you cash money at the pay table when you walk out of the car. back at the convention. Absolutely. And that's why all these people you never heard of that used to be on Star Trek are in a different city doing a Comic Con every week. Yeah. $20, $20.

I mean, Chips, did you see the guy from Chips? What's his name? Erica Strata? Yeah. Because I don't know the other one. Is that what he does now? I don't know. Comic Con was basically cameo before there was cameo.

We should have had Jeff on the last episode talk about his meeting with Eric Estrada now that I think about it. A lot of people won't remember Eric Estrada, but he was off of a famous TV show back then. Yeah, the motorcycle cop. And I can't think of who the other one was. Nobody can. He's a tall guy.

That's rude. He's just a tall, blind-headed. Yeah, blind-headed guy. Yeah. He was a tall generic white guy. Yeah. Blonde hair. Yeah.

That's wild. Is Godwin still on cameo? Probably. I bet. We probably should. I'm thinking about starting a cameo. Hunter, start us a duck call room cameo. We'll cut you in on an eighth of.

I like it. Because I was just going to do my own. There he is, sir. There he is. Eric Estrada. Hunter, finally. So, funny thing, funny, funny, funny story with Mr. Estrada or punch. Yeah. Me and Jeff were in Vegas, eating dinner at Lavo.

Yeah? Good restaurant. Great meatballs. Eric Estrada's there. There's no question. It's him. Yeah. No doubt.

So Jeff, being the fan girl that he is, about, most anything. I know, but that's just the way he does. Jeff walks up to him and says, hey, man, just like we deal with, are you Eric Estrada? He said, no, the guy said, yeah, and gave him the finger. Not the middle finger. Not the middle finger. The turnaround and walked.

Yeah. Head on, sucker. Yeah. Like, I'm trying to enjoy my meal, too. Dist. I guess he hadn't seen Duck Dynasty at that point. Wow. Because we had a longer line at our tape.

Or maybe he has. But Eat it, Eric. That's rude. It was very rude. I've only seen one celebrity kind of pull that move, but then he made up for it.

And I get why he did it. I'm not even going to say his name. Chris Stableder. Whoa. I didn't say that. What? A lady on the plane, there was a line on one plane.

It was me, Willie, somebody that won't be named and an assistant of that guy. He's a traveler. He is a traveler. But it was an impressive view of beards on that row. Yeah.

And this lady came up and said, excuse me, Mr. Traveler, do you mind if I get a picture? He goes, no, ma'am, don't take selfies. And I was like, wow, okay. And I was like, Willie, take a selfie. But she didn't ask Willie. So I was like, oh, well. She probably thought it was cool. Like there he was and there Zach Brown was across from him.

Yeah. But then I'm going to give it to him. At the end of the flight, he turned around and said, ma'am, if you'd like a picture, you can get one when we get off the plane. But I do not take selfies. But I'll take a picture. with you. So I was like, my man got a rule on selfies, he ain't going to break it? My man is the

anti- Luke Bryant. Yeah, Luke does Luke Brian take your phone from? You take a selfie so fast and then send you on your way. It's one of the more incredible things I've ever seen. Also, I've been watching a minute and he doesn't it on stage. Oh, it's crazy. Yeah. Crazy how fast. He's got it down to a

science. When somebody asks Luke for a picture, he says, sure, grabs the phone, takes a selfie, hands it back, and keeps going. So I don't know if you remember this, but when we were one year at Hazard Fair, Enos, you remember Enos, a family came up to him and said, can we get our picture with you? And he was like, I'm eating right now. You'll have to wait until the event.

You know, we'll see you tomorrow at three or whatever. You can come to my booth. I was like, dang, he was rough on those guys. And then he walked over there and said, excuse me, Uncle Si, can I get a picture with you? Oh, Enis did? Anis did. After he shut somebody else down? After he shut somebody else down.

And Sao-Hus! Sire always will take a picture with people. The best picture I ever took, we were in the pits at Daytona. I was with one John Godwin. I was making $9 an hour as a retail worker on a truck selling stuff, but I was helping Godwin around and a girl came up, said, sir, can I get a picture? And I was like, what's God?

Huh? And Godwin said, sure you can. Grab the phone. Godwin took the picture of me and this person. No idea who I am. Nobody's ever heard of me. And Godwin took the picture. It was like at the height of the beginning of Duck Dynasty.

It was hilarious. You didn't know who you were. She just knew you had a beard in that logo. And y'all all looked alike. I got a lot of gyps back in the gap. Yeah. A lot of Jep. I have got called Godwin before.

Oh, wow. What a lot. I don't know if that says more about you or him. It's, hey, good on him. If you're looking like him? No, if he looks like me. Depends on what year it was, really. Yeah.

And it was early on. The worst one I ever did, because I got, When I saw Luke Brian taking selfies, I was like, this man is a genius. He is. And so when people would ask for a picture with Willie, I just started doing that four-wheel. I'd grab the phone. I can take a picture on any phone in America going through a crowd. Quickly.

And there was this girl at an LSU game. And if you're listening, I apologize. But we were leaving and she said, Willie, that's how she said his name. I'll let you guess what was happening. Really? She's headed to the LARPing tournament. No, no, no. She doesn't remember this is the good part.

She's like, let me take a P. And I was like, it was like, okay, lady, get out the way. I said, yeah, he'll take one. Boom, selfie, took a picture myself, threw her back or phone. We're gone. It's the only time I ever did that. So she only got one of you. Now, every time I never got it.

She stood next to Willie. She doesn't remember it and she'll never have proof of it. Every time I've ever taken a picture for somebody like that, there's a selfie of me. Oh, yeah. Pre prior to that picture. Oh, see, I didn't take that picture. I'm the selfie king taking pictures for sign. That's the first thing I do is take a selfie,

then turn around that way when they review it. It's like they don't find it until it's like, iPhone almost full, clean up storage. And they're like, well, what can I delete? And then they go find a picture of me.

How the heck is this? How many pictures of Sae do you think you take it in your life, Phelot? Thousands. Thousands. I mean, over the last tip. People pick their phone up and say,

who is this idiot? I have no idea who this is. That's McNeillan the villain. I like to call it tax. And branding. Put a little photo tax on. Yeah, it's branding. Trying to get the name out there, boys.

I'm just trying to hustle, man. I'm just doing my thing, boys. He's out here on these streets trying to make it. Let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. Let me get a selfie first. Remember the football game you used to play that vibrated? And you set your man up?

That game sucked. What? Yeah, it was terrible. That game was awesome. And the Rockham Sockham. I like the Rockam-Soccom guys. Do you all remember those? I remember them.

They just weren't fun. You should get a PlayStation 3. Your mind will be blown. No, he could even go back to a Game Boy. And they'd be like, wow. I got all that stuff. But I like the stuff that you can actually play. Like the Rockam-Socom.

Big Connect 4 guy, huh? I do like Connect 4. Connect 4 is fun. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Checkers, Chess. I'm an expert in Connect 4, and I'm actually the reigning champion of Chinese checkers in Washington Parish.

100%. Oh, yeah, now I'm weird. Oh, wow. You just got roasted from 100. Oh, oh, oh. Chinese Checkers? I'm the reigning, like, undisputed champion. If anybody please that, raise your hand.

You ain't ever played nobody. We have a friend. Her name is Abigail. You ain't ever played nobody. Yes, I have. Her name's Abigail. Abigail was not... Is she Chinese?

100%. She, like, grew up. She didn't speak English. You can see where the confusion would be with the name like Abigail, right? Not her given birth name at the time. I'm just making sure. But Abigail, her husband works here now.

Jeffrey, we're all big friends. We're all at their house. Their brother and sister-in-law are there. Some other people are there. And Abigail's like, anybody want to play Chinese checkers? And everybody's like, no. Nobody ever beats you. And I was like, I'll try.

and I won. He was hustling. Thus, I will never play her again, even though she asked all the time. I'm never playing Chinese checkers again. I'm clearly the greatest in Washtall Parish because she was, it's like boxing. Now I'm the heavyweight champion of Washdall Parish. Well, you were smart. You went out on top.

He's the greatest. And I'm giving it up. Yeah. That's what you got to do. Don't keep chasing it because then people just embarrass themselves. Yep. I'm just, I'm never playing Chinese checkers again in my life. But rock and sock them robots.

kind of cool. The buzzing football game, terrible. He don't like the buzzing football game. No, that was fun. Did you have one? Yes, monopoly. Risk. Yeah. Oh, man. Risk takes free. Hey, how about Rook? Rook. Yeah, you put the red one or not? Yeah, we got the red one even. I didn't know what we're talking about anymore. Now we're on the card games. Runner, do not chime in. Rook, heart spades. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I was, everybody hates playing rook with me because my, I mean, I would get to 500, 10 points at a time, but I'm going to set you. Yeah.

If at all possible. No, you're a sandbagger. Yeah, I'm a setter. Yeah. I don't, I don't like running it. I like playing defense. I'm going to save it. I'm the Baltimore.

You're not going to make it. Yeah. You ain't getting there. Yeah, you ain't getting there. You're about to get clit with a minus one 10. Sorry about you luck. Because I got the rook and a red one. but I ain't got nothing else to go with it.

You bid 110. Sorry, I'm not going to $1.15. Nope. I ain't doing it. So I'm just not doing it. Sam, what kind of games did y'all have? I don't even know what just happened. Dominoes.

Cigarette smoking. Dominoes. Yeah. Both of those things. Dominoes that started white and ended up yellow. Oh, hey. Just like the walls. Good grief.

Hey, that's his way you're telling them. That's a bunch of singers, but, hey, you had broke wonders, broke bones. bones? That's what they call dominoes. Oh, hey, well, no, no. Oh, praise the moment. No, I'm kidding. No, they broke their fingers.

When I said broke bones, I meant broke bones. Whose? How? How did you break a bone playing dominoes? How did you break a bone playing domino? Hey, by slamming it down hard on the table. You broke like your finger? Hey, thumb bone.

Dumb bone. That's an aggressive. Oh, hey, you can duck. You know, half the time when you're playing a number, you got a duck because when you slam them and it hits wrong, hey, that domino's coming out sideways, ricocheting off, busting. Well, the problem is sigh. Period.

If I'm wrong, you generally slam on points. Nah. Si slams every domino he lays down. Well, 12 don't mean nothing. You ever see it scares the opponent. That's it. Hey, I'm in to dominon. nation.

He's in the head, bro. I will say one of the most entertaining things you can do with playing dominoes is allow sigh to lock the board. Oh, yeah. And then just let him run the rest of the gate because it is, there are pieces of stuff flying everywhere. I have a request. Like the dominoes aren't even in the shape they started off,

but you just get out of the way because he is about to go. He's about to windmill them last three domino. Yeah, especially when you put, you strapped them all in him and here's what happened. You got three dominoes. in your hand. Okay. Oh, he ain't on windmill

that table. No, no, look. Hang on. This is a gill. Yeah. But anyway, trying to protect things. You know,

it's your play. You look and you said, yo, you go, bam, 25, bam, give me 20, 30, 35.

Yeah. And that guy said, hold it, hold it, hold, what are you talking about here? I said, okay,

let me take this one back. Let me take this one back. Can you play? And then I range of the domino because they're scattered everywhere. I got to put them back together. And I said, okay, you're to my immediate left. Can you play?

He says, no. I said, can you play? Can you play? No. Bam, bam, bam. I said, now all you clowns catch dominoes because I get everything you got in your hand goes on my score and guess what?

I'm out. I'm 500 over. Luckily, my computer is still broken and I don't have a new one yet. There's some of that I've seen playing with him, so I'll set him up to lock the board just because it's so much fun to watch. I'll play him in my favor. Yeah, it's fun to watch.

Like if he's already strapping you and it's like, because it'll happen in Domino's. You look up, it'll be like 300 to 100. And you're like, well, there ain't no coming back from this. So you see it coming and then you just kind of lobby going up there to lock the board to finish it out. It is one of the greatest domino experiences of your life. Look, the greatest domino game ever played. Wade.

What is this, the Olympics? My old, no, yeah. Because look, every time we have a family gathering,

the Dominole game is fixed to bust out. 100%. Okay, so look, it's Jimmy Frank and Harold. And then there's Al and Jace. And look, Al what was probably,

I don't know how old. J. 250, 275. No, no, he's about 12, 12 years old. Jace would be about, nine or ten. Now, that doesn't preclude the weight. Okay, my brothers are both grown.

Okay, Harold and Jimmy Frank are, you know, done to graduate from college. Mm-hmm. So look, they're playing children. Al and Jason, shit, you know, children. Yeah. Look, they needed, Jimmy Frank and Harold needed one count, five. That's the lowest count that you can do in Dominole's.

They needed five. Al and Jason needed 150. That's two rows. Yeah. So look, Al and Jace pick up fives the first hand, strap them on that. Now they're like 40. They need 40. And then the next hand, they pick up 60s and beat them.

Ooh. And all the other boys need it was a nickel. Oh, no, no, no, look. And all they need was a nickel. Why is it, since I got you in. front of these guys. Why is it when I beat you in Domino's, I'm lucky? But when you win, no, boys, that was all skill. You are lucky if you ever win.

Because you ain't played it. We've done so many events together. I've played it for 10 years. I know, but you're getting better. Well, the problem is when we do these events, it's like me, side, gobbling, and Phil. And it's always Phil and Gobbin and me and Sy, and we just strapped their butts so bad.

Okay. I haven't. Well, no. Gowan can't count fast enough. Oh, no, yeah. And Gowan don't understand if the field plays a six, well, you don't cut his six. Oh, yeah. He'll cut his partner six.

I said, I mean, who would do that in the world? Well, no, no. Hey. Well, y'all would do that because me aside and locked the board to everything else. Okay. I promise to go YouTube the trash out of this, and I'm a pretty quick studying math. And then I think we need to film me and Martin. No, no, me and you.

No, no, no, you can't. You've either got to be on Si or Phillips' theme, because I'm not good enough either. You got to be on my... You're better than him. No, I'm not. No, he plays way more. No, no. I got the whole story from you.

No, no, it's got to be... Okay, so me... That's why we play like that, because me and Gobwin don't play a lot. Okay, so me and Philip. Yeah, and me and Sy. And we got a chance. And, yeah, we got a chance. A flat one.

I'll whip you in Domino's. You know how much chicken foot I've played in my life? Yeah, this ain't chicken foot, hammer. That's fine. This right here, cut. Hold on. Whoa. What are we breaking out?

Oh, we're breaking out wallets. Yeah. Yeah. You better. You better watch it. I got about this much money. That's more than I've got. Well, I'll put it all on.

If you can beat me, you're welcome to this. Deal. There's no risk. Philip, I'm going home to study. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Hey, well, hey, look. Yeah. I'll give you about two years.

Hey. Hey, the old man's good. My favorite part is generally like after one, maybe two rounds of the board, whenever side plays, if you're sitting beside him, I like, lay down that two, three. Yeah. All right, Martin's going to play the four, six. And then I'm going to take 25 with a double six.

Yeah. You can tell what everybody else is got? Yes, yeah. Oh, look. Hey, you need to go play a couple of times with Jace. Oh, he's worse, yeah. Okay. Jace isn't as entertaining.

Yeah. Jason ain't his fun. But if you ever, if you beat Sarah, I don't want to go play Dominion. to get beat. I want to have fun. Like, Si, I beat your brains in and you leave their laughing. Oh, yeah. Like, Jason beat your brains in and you got a thumb right home.

You've got the title to your truck. Here's how bad is this. Okay. Jason loves, he used to be the number one man in the... Spades. Yahoo! Spade. No, that's not as impressive as it's not. Well, no, no, but I'm just saying, so look, him and Philip and Al and whoever else

Bill. Bill Phillips, right? No, but that's a lot. They're down at Al's house. On the internet? Look, next to Phil's house. Get a life. In the blue little house.

So they're playing. And Al and Bill, Al and Bill was together, right? You had somebody else. Macintosh. Yeah, McIntosh. Oh, Macintosh. Okay. They're getting beat and they're fixed.

The game fixed to be over. It's over. It's over. Guys, I got to go, I got to go restroom. So. it's it going on in there I can't even believe he got out the little window

the bathroom's got a little bit of window but anyway he squeezed out of it somehow and hey we didn't see him for three weeks what? Oh you didn't want to pay your debt? Oh no he didn't want to hear the smack talk Oh

It wasn't no money involved They're sitting there for 30 minutes at the table I'll tell me Hey somebody go check on him I'm afraid he's He died or something. I didn't want to hear W.E. E.'s mouth because he's like, okay, boy.

It's your play. He is a bracing. Oh, man, he's a bracing. Oh, man, he's a bracer. Oh, he'll get on your last nerve in a heartbeat. I looked at McIntosh. I looked at the score. I said, let me go to the bathroom, boys.

I'll be right back. Three weeks later, I did come back. All right. Phillips a dying and dasher. Get a table in here. We're playing. Podcast, at least one segment with the game. What a game.

I want to see Si, slam stuff. We're going to have to turn these mics way down. Way down. They already can do that to me. I get excited when we play Dominoleau. You get excited all the time. Yeah, but I get really excited with Domino. That sounds like so much fun.

You look at Sy and you're like, you know, he's happy go lucky. You're not a very critical thinker. And then you throw the Domino's down. Oh, yeah. And that sucker can tell you what the other three hands have got. Hey, it's wild. I don't know if you've heard, but a direct quote is people think I'm I'm not.

That's funny. I'm funny. No, no, I've never considered you. I'm not. Okay. No, no, no. You're like. See, that's what I'm talking about why I don't think.

Look, the lack of critical thinking skills that exude from it. And then you add the dominoes to it. I'm convinced after that, after that, after that's, he's playing all this. And he's like, I know. Hey, it's not a, it's not a river. It's a rift. That's the what I thought of. You got to understand.

We've been playing dominoes. You're going to work me. But I want to be able to say that. Well, there is a lot of luck involved in it. Oh, yeah. We're going to get lucky too. You got to get the hands. It's like cards.

That's why you play like two out of three. Here's what we're going. I'm playing one game. And if I win, you'll never play me. We'll tell me. He only plays. If he wins, he's the champ. He's getting out of wonder.

Wash top Harris champ. Okay. John, David, let me tell you something, though, Before we play, we got a muzzle sigh from saying this. Okay, Martin, let's get them fives going. Oh, okay. He's a cheater. No, it ain't.

Table talk. He goes, you know, that's part of the game. All right. Well, I'm just going to. Most of the time, like, when I'm size partner, most of the time, I'm like, I have the domino in my hand. He's like, yeah, go ahead and play that three, four. And I'm like, okay.

But a lot of times, he'll say, not there, you idiot. That's true. Hey, he got so mad at Dr. Dean's. That's what I've got to do with Dr. D all night long tonight. That's cheating. Hey, don't do that. I just, look, here's my strategy with Si. If I have a chance to make points, I make points.

I don't try to get sneaky. What's the same side? If I can make five out of there, I take my five and I move on. Until you learn how to play, here's the rule. Kill all doubles. Kill all doubles. Take all points. Take all counts.

Yeah. And look, your partner gets called up in this. Sorry about that. Yeah. Why about that? It's kill all doubles as that all counts. Yeah. I can't help it.

If you had two doubles in your hands, I kill both of them. But see, if you've got a... Look, he's just a baby. I'm now nervous. Well, no, no. That's just a game. I can't have my spot. I'm nervous.

No, no, no. He can't do it. Oh, man. Domino's having no fun. No, no, because when that is like you talk about, it's your play, John. Hey, son. John, it's your play.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got late toper's going to do it in the Super. And then I said, hey, the two six will give you 10. Let's go. I'll help you out. No, no, but what Godwin did. You got the double four play it. You hit 20.

Godwin wouldn't take his points. And so then I messed me up. And so I started cutting his stuff. I was like, God, you didn't play that last time. You can't have that rock. Yeah, because you're confusing your partner. Yeah. Then you don't know what they're running.

Yeah, then you don't know what you do it. I don't know what I'm doing anyway. I think it's going to help us. One game is all we got to win. The problem is it's got to be the first. Hey, that's all that. You got one chance at it. I got one chance.

First game. First game. Me and Phil. Hey, beginner's luck. You may happen. It may happen. Go give me some dominoes right now. Let me practice.

There's some of all. That is. Just explain the rules. I think it's every young boy's dream to have side take their money. We can play. We can play. Oh, we play a quick hand. I don't know.

There's a gleaming as I've never, and 300 and whatever episodes are sitting right here. Oh, hey. He gets more excited about Domino's than anything. This will be fun for the fans. This will be hilarious. But I've taken money in poker.

I know, but I'm saying he enjoys poker. You enjoy equally. I'm just saying like poker is generally, he's going to play that for five or six hours. That brings a new thing to it, though. Yeah. Okay, and I shouldn't say this because everybody, you know, most of the time they don't believe me. It's not about the money with me.

He's there for a good time, boys. I'm there for a good time. And I normally have it unless you make me mad. If you ever make me mad. Like Jay's did. You better quit. Uh-oh. You ain't going to make him mad.

Hit him. No, no, because I tell you, if you ever make me mad and make it about the money, money. Oh, yeah. Then the goal is one thing. When? I'm fixed to win your all of your money. It may be tonight next week, next year.

But trust me, I'm like an elephant. I ain't getting off of it till I cleaned you out. Period. And hey, he did that in Chase. And he got enough to where he can keep going. Oh, he can go. Who's your biggest foe in poker? Oh, hey.

Willie's at the table? No, Willie. Oh, yeah. Willie ain't there to make him mad. We laugh. No, no. Jason's the one that makes me mad because I don't mind Willie, because Willie knows he ain't the greatest player, okay?

But Jason Robinson thinks he is, and he's not. Okay, so, yeah, me and him, hey, it's fireworks when me and him play. What about Domino's? Who's your biggest blow in Domino? Same thing, same thing, Jason Robertson. Hey, you named him, Jason. Well, I know. No, no, because I never realized, really, okay,

how much I kept that child when he was a baby. Screwed him up. Oh, did it? Did y'all play Domino's and did you win? Oh, his name is Silas. Middle name is Silas. Yeah, he's just, you know, that's why we can't get a lot. When did you start?

There's a lot of mannerisms. Yeah, you ain't keeping my kids. Yeah. Let me keep them. Oh, I let you. It's my own fault. Just let him stay away. Yeah, it's my own fault.

Okay. I want them to know this side of him. I don't need to know what happens by closed doors. Whatever happened to Jace is all we need to know. Whatever you did back then, I need you to. We should film a duck. Flip-flop it. Commander poker game, too.

Just, but that one would have to go on. Oh, no, we used to have them. Right. We tried. We tried that. I've seen him. Y'all tried it? Well, we tried filming one.

It was terrible. Yeah, you just don't get it. It's not as good. Unless you set it up. Oh, no, no, no. There's like one in theory playing poker. poker because we have spent, I don't know how many hours to get. But you get like one entertaining hand an hour if you're lucky.

So, I mean, that's a marathon film and that ain't a. Domino's you going to have fun. Oh, yeah, every lap around. I wish I had the money. I wish I had Willie's money because I would buy, and nobody would know it. I would buy cameras. Uh-oh, that's illegal.

And when you played at my house, everything's done there would be on camera. cheating? No, not to cheat. Oh. Not to cheat. To show these idiots that think they're the greatest, how bad they really play. Because I would film it for a couple of months.

And especially on one when he would say, oh, boy, I played so good last night. Okay. I would say, hold that, Doc. We're fixing to have a movie night. Yeah, movie night, boys. Get the popcorn ready. Run the tape.

Maybe cook up. some popcorn and they have some horser. And we think they'll have us a big time. Slap on your best couch robe and get comfortable. Hey, everybody get comfortable because this is going to be a night that you will never forget. I'm out.

Well, what about email? Do you like those? Those are better. What about email? Try them email. Hold on. Hold on. My computer, I got a call about my computer costs two-thirds of what the actual computer costs to fix it. Oh, man. We're going to figure something else.

out like just buy a new one or something. I don't know what we're doing. And so I'm really slow with this right now, actually. Hunter, you got any that you've looked at since you had a really good one. He's handicapped. Hold on. He's a computer. It's from, oh yeah, Robert.

Oops, sorry about your last name, sir. Robert. Anyway, Robert sent in, I think it's a Instagram message. Stop making fun of Sigh. What? please stop making fun of Uncle Sigh and the Black Panther story he now. Why? Why?

The American Jaguar used to roam from Florida to Arizona until the 1960s. Look, he's already heard it. It's believed to be making a comeback in population. Put your eye. So it's me, Robert and the rest of America versus you, Martin.

Is he looking up yet? You're not going against me. You're just going against science. I don't know why y'all think This is a personal vendetta. It is. Don't worry about it. There's one at the Monroe Zoo. Hey, here's the deal.

Don't worry about it because, hey, whatever they say, I don't care what they say. I'm not going to take their side of it anyway. We had some guest in showing us some new stuff today. And one of them could not wait to see size so that he could confirm to him. His wife had to have a colon procedure. I saw this. And was this an email? No.

Facebook comment? They were here today? He was here. He was here. He emailed this too. Oh, well, okay. Maybe so. Anyway, the doctor confirmed to them said,

ma'am, you know, libel after, a lot of times after the surgery, you end up with hemorrhoids and the best thing to treat the hemorrhoids. No. Yes. Vaporub.

Hey. From a board certified surgeon who works at the University of North Carolina. A learned doctor's at those words. Yes. Yes. They person just got a MD behind their name. Yeah.

Educated. Hold on. Educated. There's a lot of doctors these days. No, this one, this one's a university hospital. Like research university hospital.

Yeah. Little gentleman. Like the hard. Like on TV? No, no, no, no. No. Like a soap opera doctor?

Not how. No. Not Dutie Hauser. This is not an actor. At the University of North Carolina. I'm the actor. You know that explains it. We're good.

That golden triangle up there of like learned people. That's right. Wow. Education. It works if you hit the target. Yeah. He didn't say nothing about missing. Yeah.

I'm not doing it. He did say that that is what that MD told his wife post-surgery care. So you knew it all along. Hey. Which I never doubt. I've never had them to try. That's weird. I mean, it seems weird and it seems painful.

Here's the thing. Anything that's pain. It's good for you. No, no, it ain't good for you. Pain is weakness living in the body. No, no. Hey, if I got pain and a doctor can't give me something that will help, get rid of it, figs vapor rub.

This kid's fixed to go on an adventurous guessing and trying. And he's going to start with Epsom salt and Vic's Paper Rubber. That's it, boys. Ooh, anyway. And Dr. Fishner. Dave from Saskatchatriguan. Skaskatchewan. Can you imagine this?

You know, ever since I'm in trouble with most of the people right now because... Careful. Ever since I got a Canadian in here. She sent this to me, so we're good. Ever since I came out against drive-in theaters and also self-checkout, people checking me, I just want to self-checkout. People are mad. Oh, somebody's...

I got some. No, Dave from West Central, Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan. How high up is that, Beth? Is it freezing? Yeah. They have a drive-in movie theater. Yeah, open two months a year.

How do you not turn around? And ice skating slash ice skating. That sounds miserably cold. Hey, Beth tells me I'm wrong. That's what I'm saying. I mean, imagine that from like June to early September. My hat. June to September.

My head it off for two reasons now for the Canadians. All right, let's hear it. They send us the ducks. And now, hey, they've got a drive-in. That's a long way to go to. I'm going to tell you something about the Canadian people. Now I don't know many of them. They're huggers.

What? Oh, yeah, they're hugging people. They love each other. I didn't know that, eh? Because when it gets cold, hey. Come here, baby, and hug me because I'm cold. Because I'm freezing.

I'm freezing. That's kidding. Matt's giving us a signal. Don't let side talk about Canada. So let's talk about Philip being a child in hamburger pizza. Okay, boy. John. And look, I'm just.

good. I'm not going to say his last name, but it's very Italian. Oh, I don't think about John. He's like the double E's engine of vowel. Yeah. Strumbole. Yeah, basically. He has things to say to you, Phil. Uh-oh. He's sticking up for you. Wild, I know.

My family owns Italian restaurants in San Antonio. Oh, my. I'm just saying. That's like owning a taco truck. Oh, wait. No, I am going to. I'm going to say us last night because I'm going to give his restaurant a shout out called caparoles. Caparelli's. Caparelli is Italian in San Antonio. It will get them some of them churros about that river. There's a ditch. One of the best sellers that they have is hamburgers, onions, and bell pepper. Are you okay with that? I'm okay with it. Oh, well, that's, that's spicing it up a little. That's a mixture bowl. So you just need to grow your pizza up.

That's a nice time I'm in San Antonio But you're also serving pizza to Texans You probably got a brisket option too Now that's funny Because that's true Maybe I want to see a menu Guaranteed he's got a chorizo pizza

Okay, there you go He got a chiro pizza Yeah, that's dessert Charles Barkley has opinion on San Antonio is a great one It's a rich ditch We need to wrap this up Anybody got a Bible version? We just got the red line.

I'm telling you, I used to be really good at this thing. And now without my computer, I'm like a naked child trying to learn things. Psalm 139, 23 through 24. Search me, oh, God, and know my heart. Try me and know my thoughts and see if there be any grievous way in me and lead me in the way everlasting. What do y'all giggling about over here? This is the verse of the day on the Bible app.

I love it. Oh, yeah. All right. We'll see y'all next time. Right here, the duck call. Later, Gators.