Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Is Working on His Beach Body

Episode Date: September 9, 2021

Si is all about getting swole, and Martin wonders how many times one person can have a midlife crisis. Godwin gets tricked into ordering a "dessert steak" covered in sugar. Si may be the only person ever to kill ducks with blanks in his gun. Martin wants to get Si into bright-colored tights for a workout video. Si gets serious and delivers a message everyone needs to hear about gratitude and holding on to joy and wonder. And John-David awards avocados a dubious honor. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fence climate boys. What I want to know is why is there a hoguar and mom? There ain't no hogs up there. He ain't no hogs up there. What is hoggwire? Why does somebody put out hogwire for? I don't know why they did that. Can you explain?

You need to talk to the land on and say, hey, look, we don't mind Bobwire. But Hogwire, you ain't got no hogs up here. Make that crap down. Can we explain the difference in Barbwire and Hogwire for the? the square. For you. For me and most of our listeners are hoping?

Our bar is four by four squares. Four by four squares. Four inch by four inch square. They also make two by two. They make two by two by four non-clim. That's what a lot of people would know it as, but it's called haul wire. So you couldn't get across that.

Oh, I could, yeah. But it could too. If he'd have wanted to. Yeah. He watched all his buddies come under. That's right. All the women said, hey. All ten of them.

They all come down there and got right under my feet, every one of them. So the deer was on the other side of the hogwire. Which was our property, so mine, don't, I don't want anybody listening to say, he was going to shoot across the fence. No, it's all the same. It's all the same range. Oh, so why didn't you? We ain't cross the fences here, boys.

Because you can't take a 40-yard shot through a four-by-four square. Yeah, you know. In case you didn't know, Gobbin wasn't in Tokyo. for archery. So he was right beside the I could have put it there, but you know, how far has the trajectory?

And he never gave him a good broad sense. Well, hey, he's been a good hunter and not taking a bad shot. Exactly. Well, I hit the wire, then a good shot, he runs off, and he never found him.

Yeah, and can never find him. That kind of deal. I had enough issues with no wire. Yeah, why'd they put you next to? That's right. Martin missed a big one, okay, because he got what you call buck fever. Okay, he's looking at that big antler and hey, he already had him in, mounted and on the wall. There's a true. And then he's done a little peekie boo.

Uh-oh, peeky-boo makes an arrow go peeky over the back. No, this one went under. I'm a low miss. Oh, you're a lot of, I don't miss high. I've hunted for with the bow all four or five years, okay, and I always do something stupid and I've never killed one. Okay, well, stick the strings. So you missed one? I missed one and then I killed

one. Then he got serious. I got him. He got fear. His buddy's come across the fence. Yeah, his buddy. Hey. Or through the gate. Guy one of the other. No. Gavin had a bunch of non-fence crossers. Oh, them suckers was non-compliant. That's right. Non-compliant boys.

He said not. You got to have a little cooperation here with the game. That's suckers. And I've been doing it. out all week. Look, the first morning I got in this tree about 80 foot up, felt like.

It was tree climbing steps, then limbs. Them tree climbing stepped in limbs. And I muckied my way up there and got in that stand. And the deer crossed way over. I didn't have a pen for 400 yards, so.

80 foot up. Well, that's what it felt like. You could just do one of them Kentucky Winders deal. just Well, I was wondering That's what one of the guys told him on the group text

said, just start shooting. I bet you'll get at least three shots at him. Right, yeah. Before he's down, what's raining down over here? Put that,

put my peep on top of my stabilizer and let her rip. Oh, forget the peep. Just hey, just, oh, okay, just so, okay.

Got myself, what's, what's part of my bow do I use for a 434-yard shot? I asked me for a friend. That's what he put in a group text. And I got plum tickled, He just aim up as a clouds, Robin Hood style.

I got plum tickled when I spread that. But that was my week. That's why I hunt with a rifle. Okay. Sticking train, you've got to have patience. Okay. Yeah, it's fun, though. But, I mean, I get it.

But that's why we like duck hunting like we do too, because we like to get critters close to us. Well, yeah, that's the thing. We like to get critters too close. Yeah. A rifle is nothing more than a shooting contest. Yeah. When he gets in there at 20,

yard you're like oh boy yeah then then it's the top of my light is who has the steadiest nerves me or him me or me or him are he going to shake me up so bad because martin was sitting there and had his bow in his hand and the arrow was on the string and true story he was watching the arrow do this true story so he stuck his finger over there and then his old arm got to shake and his whole arm got to shake it and his whole arm got to shake I said, you fixed to drop this around what you feel doing. You're going to scare the one that's down now. So then I laid it across my left. Okay.

Hey, let me lay this baby down right now. I'll tell you what, though. Here's what I tell you about bow hunting deer. If I ever lose that feeling, I'm out. Yep, time to quit. I'm done. Most people don't realize, okay. It's not about the shot.

It's really not. It's the whole chest match. Yeah. If shooting was there all their wood. was to deer hunting. I was still every gun I got and never go again. Okay. I've had more fun and didn't kill Doodley Squat.

Okay. Watching the deer do what they do when they're out in their element. I know. I don't know. Kick and fart. Oh. Oh, no, don't get it wrong. I like to pull the trigger on one, but I'm just saying I like to watch them.

As Miss Paula says, there was Jambonji drums in my ears. Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble. I had them, I had bow in hand twice. Heartbeats are loud when you're really excited, don't they? Watching something, because everything's a quiet around you in the woods. You can hear it. You can hear it when something walks up and really gets you involved in this little exercise. Amen.

To our listeners, if you're ever looking for a place to go deer hunting. And you want to see a lot of deer, go to Wyoming. seven J Outfitters in Wyoming. You will see more deer than you've seen probably in your life on a hunt. That's a lot of deer. It's a bunch of them. Oh, it's a bunch of them. And those guys are good because most of them walk by at 20 yards.

Well, that's why it's fun. Yeah. That's why when you're, if you're training your kids, they're trying to get them interested in hunting, take them where they're going to see a lot of critters. Learn about deer. Making it interested for them to go. Because nobody likes to sit there and never see nothing.

And you won't, he ain't got time to say nothing. Yeah. Do an interview or good morning. It's no. You can't move. Yeah, I'll tell you, Sa, you got tickled on this one. So we got dropped off, walked into our stand.

Cameraman goes up first. I'm still down on the ground. It's like 2.30 in the afternoon. By the way, it doesn't get dark until 8 o'clock. Not that my rear end still hurts from the seats. Yeah, late. Tree stand companies do better. You've got to make one that's comfortable because I ain't found him yet.

But anyway, so I'm standing there on the ground. I hear something behind me. I'm up next to his pine tree. And I hear something. I'm like, oh, boy. Yeah, I got a big problem with him to get a catch, you know. So I just hear something behind me to break a limb. I'm like, wow.

Not good. Not good. Yeah. Yeah, we don't know what, we don't know what's behind me yet. Yeah, I just, I gave it this number. And there was a spike, old spike buck, you know, a year and a half old buck here. And he's just walking right at me. And I'm like, oh, man, how close is this sucker going to get?

How close he's going to come up? He got close enough to wear some Copenhagen spit. That's how close he got. Okay. And buddy, when I did that, he about jumped out of his skin. You pulled a dog Josie well. Oh, I did, just like the dog. I couldn't help myself.

I did that in North Carolina. I'm looking and a doe runs across, and I ain't got up with three shells. That's all I had. Yeah. She was three times her, miss her. Okay. So she had come out of the woods down there in a little hole. So I walked down and I wanted to see where she was at, where she came from.

And I stuck my head in this hole in the wood. And if I had been quick enough, there was an eight-point buck standing in that hole. I could have slapped him. Okay, look. So, look, he jumped out, out in the middle of the field that I'm standing in. And so I upside, I said, I bet you I'll make him run. I threw that shotgun up. He knows I'm out of shells.

Because he sit there wiggling his tail as he walks off. And I said, you have got to-me. He said, no, he's in kidding me. He's like him blue-winged teal during teal season that can count. Yeah. They just hit the water with the rest of their buddies. And then when you're out of bullets, they get up a while off. Oh, no, it took him like five minutes to walk away.

And the whole time he's laughing at me, let me look at his butt wiggling. Watch me. Yeah. And I told my buddy, I said, I wish you'd have been here five minutes ago. you could have killed this stud eight point just playing with me because he knows I'm out of ammo. I said, that's a dumbest stun I ever pull, take three bullets in the stupid woods.

I just kind of wish Deere had podcasts because I'd like to hear his version. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's talking about, yeah, I showed you. That's happened about three or four times. You've shot it a doe three or four times and then found a buck in a hole in the woods.

Oh, no, no. And, hey, I walk down to the stupid boathouse down on Fields property. And I got a 30-30 sitting in. Deer season is open. It's beside me. Well, as soon as I got out, I looked at it, and I said, I should take that with me. And I said, oh, it ain't going to take me but like two minutes to get there. That's what I need.

So I walked and get in the boat, and soon as I look up on the back side of where we back the boat out on the other side of the creek, okay, there's a big deer stand there, and he's got a big, massive rack on his head. Old house, buck. And I'm going. Be elusive. You have got to be kidding me. For those of you that don't know, that can't be more than 12 yards. Oh, no.

From the front of the boathouse to where we back at me. Oh, it wasn't even that. That's what I'm saying. He's standing on the edge of it, okay? That's tight. Allegedly. Look at me, and I'm looking at him when I'm saying, you have got to be kidding me. Well, he does the same thing.

He goes, ha, ha, turns around, he squiggly his tail, and it takes him five minutes to walk away, and I'm just standing like an idiot talking about, why didn't you bring that 30-30? You could have killed him. By the way, when y'all were gone, Willie set in for Martin or Godwin, whoever it was, and he said that Si lives in a cartoon whenever he's out in the woods where the deer all cough, and apparently now they all laugh at him.

That's right. Oh, they do. And they do. If he'd go to Wyoming, he'd hear him fart. Yeah. Well, hey, I had a bunch of them when I lived in Alabama. Here we go. Petrie.

Okay. And look, they would wait until they fell off. them on the ground and they turned brown and when you walk by it, you would figure somebody is cooking shine because all you can smell is alcohol. Well, hey, I would watch a dough and two yearlings come out and look, they would literally gorge themselves, okay, until they would blew up from the alcohol, okay, and every time they move, they would... there you go and me and my wife and kids are on the floor just it's he-haw all over all night long

till the deer leave and when they're leaving it the whole time I would doubt that if I hadn't seen it myself in Wyoming so yeah I mean them deer eat all that alfalfa come up there with their bellies bro when they're walking by they just steady farting it's hilarious no I live so I hurt. I had to get up and go put cotton cotton in my ear while I can't hear it no more. Well, if you had to just put them Tetors in there, you'd never had to put something in it.

All right, look, it's the best time of year. Hunting season is back and we got lots of stories. We'll be back right after this. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what, because of our friends over at Trial's beef make such a good product, baby. Ain't it good?

It's so good. Our friend, Sal Robertson would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from.

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Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. What is the longest shot? Was it a longbow or compound? Longbow probably. Don't look at the picture.

Longbow. Compound? It's probably a long bowl. He said compound. 930 feet. 930 feet? About about. 310 yards.

He hit the bull's eye. Hit the bulls eye. Did he use his stabilizer as a... He wouldn't have got yours. He'd been about 100 yards short. He'd been 100 yards short. There's another... There's one very impressive part of that.

What is that? He's blind? No. He's not blind. He doesn't have any arms, though. I got you. 930 feet is the world archery record by Matt Stutzman.

uh and he did it in mckinney texas in 2015 and he was born without arms so he did it with his feet he holds the bow with his feet and then pulls it i guess pushes it forward and holds it with his shoulder and his chin and lets it go and he is the world record holder that's that's impressive for longest archer yeah and here i am missing one at 15 yeah i didn't want to bring that up He bulls, I, 310. Yeah. That's fantastic, dude. That's good for him.

But that's what I was looking at in the brain. That is awesome. It's cool to see those people that have those disability. Like, what's his name, Clay Dyer? The fisherman, yeah. He ain't got nothing. Like, no arm. That's not a disability.

Yeah, no, I mean, it's just incredible, though, that they're born with these. I mean, I look at how much trouble I have doing stuff, and I got everything. I know. I'm like, how in the world? Determination. Yeah. I'm going to do this. Mind over matter.

Redneck, redneck injury, boys. Don't ever, don't ever bet against it. I'm going on. I'm going to be. I mean, look, size is legally blind. He's still shooting ducks. And driving. And killing them.

Allegedly. Even when they put blanks in my gun, I still kill him. Hey, that's now. Hey, poor that old, buddy. You've killed a duck with blanks in your gun? Yeah, that's what they don't. Scared him to death. They put three blanks in there, and I raised up, boom, boom, boom, three times, three dugs fell.

And they said, hey, you didn't kill nothing. I said, well, hey, I just, I'm the only one that shot three times, and they all failed. So, you know, did someone shoot with me? Because I didn't hear it but three shots. Is that a true story? I cannot confirm or deny this story. Who put the blanks in a gun? Sounds like a J.

The Robbersons. The Robbersons. yeah I think it was Jason is the one that said he did it Sounds like And I said well hey It didn't do you no good son I'm still killing them

Weed you out anyway That's right I weeded you out anyway You're out Killing ducks with blanks and his guy Well what else happened in Wyoming? Oh I think Guy one

Why don't you tell the people About the dessert steak You had at Wyoming The dessert Oh yeah Since we've been known to get on food Oh wait a minute I'm interested in this

A dessert steak Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm all ears. So we're at this place. It's great steak, by the way. Okay, I guess so. Except for this one. Oh, boy.

Oh, it's the other way. Well, it was, I ate it, but I would. That's not how Mama made it. Shock of all sharks. I will not order it again. It was, they called it, I forget what they called. Anyway, it was cooked with brown sugar. So I'm thinking, well, they just seasoned it lightly.

because it said sweet and spicy. But I said, I'll try it. I never heard of it. But it's caked on there like sugar toast, like a crust on top. Oh, this is like, what is it, cinnamon and sugar toast? On top of a steak. Okay, on top of a steak. It's not my bad cup of tea.

No, I don't think I would go for that either. Huh? But I was- Why run a good piece of meat by treading sugar all over it? Well, you know, I never thought it'd be. like sugar toast. They kind of lied to you, really. They did.

He's life and somebody somebody was put up to this. No, no. I was going to the airport. Yeah. I was going to pick people up from the airport. Wait a minute. This was at a restaurant or at the rank?

At the restaurant. Not restaurant. Yeah. I was going, I was in Rapid City picking up people from the airport. This is still one in, okay, we're going to get Goward. No, no. No. No.

God was the way they cook it. Galvin got himself on this one. Brown sugar steak. A brown sugar steak. Think of it as like a honey glazed steak almost. It's the way Galvin and Hunter both described it because they got the same thing. Yeah, we got it. I said, I thought a good steak.

I figured it would be, you know, just a kind of a sweet taste. Yeah. No. Well, they said spicy. Yeah, they said spicy. They lie. They lie to know it's spicy, but I said it not going north. Yeah, they lie to you.

I said it not on that. going on nowhere. They need to have one of these yards sticks right here. Well, taking to them for running a good piece of steak like that. I guess some people like it. It's on the menu. It's all over the internet.

Well, the reason I'm laughing so hard is because I still remember the look of disappointment on Galvin's face. Oh, I imagine so. When we got back to the lodge. I broke my row. I didn't get a steak with a handle on it. Here's a recipe for garlic balsamic brown sugar steak.

Now, hey, don't, hey, If vinegar's on it, hey. That's a gar. No, I ain't a gar. That's a hard gar. Oh, no. Because people are putting, like, coffee as their steak. But I would rather have it instead of on the steak, I would rather have it on my salad.

I have a firm belief that steak doesn't need sweet. No, no. Steak, beef does not need sweet. You don't want it sweet. Pork can handle sweet. Chicken can handle a little sweet. But beef, to me, doesn't hold up with sweet. Well, when you say,

the word. I'll confirm that. When you say the word spicy, okay, it's got to be like some kind of barbecue sauce. Well, let me tell you what spicy means in the state of Wyoming. They actually found the black pepper shaker. They found it, boy. That didn't mean I used it. They just looked at it while they were cooking with it. They ain't much on black pepper. Oh, they don't use? Oh, they don't use okay. Okay. They use a little salt. Little salt, but no black pepper. No black pepper. Well, hey, my uncle's like that. Okay. Because he's, because he's, because he's, because he's, he's. said, hey, you eat it, and it goes in, it comes out the same way. Black Pepper does.

There's no, it ain't no breaking this down. I ain't ever looked that close. Well, I'm just, well, I'm just saying, that's what my uncle tells him. There you go. He don't eat pepper. Boy, we had some good victals on we got there. Better than the brown sugar steak. Yeah, better.

Hey, yeah, don't run good steak. We had, put sugar on it. We had the best deer steak. I don't care what anybody says. Them deer. They eat better? South and Northeast Wyoming. They eat better?

Best eating deer in the country. They do. No mustiness. No wild tail. You ain't got to do nothing to them. Cut it off to bone and put it in some grease. Really? Yep.

You don't have to tenderize it. You ain't got to do nothing. Just get to roast. That's wild. It is. It's wild game. Well, no, no. I'm just saying that's just...

I guess it's their diet. I guess because all they eat is hay, essentially alfalfa, and acorns. And that's it. That's all they got to eat up there. And it is fan past. Well, the fathest deer, I've ever cleaned would have to be in Alabama on my little place I bought in Alabama.

See, these deer ain't got just a whole lot of pounds. I'm talking about that thick, okay, when you pull the hide off of them, then you've got to go, you know, unreal. When you're skinning these deer up there, you have to be careful that the meat don't pull off with the hide. That's how tender it is.

Very tender. Well, hey, before we get to just gnawing our arm off, let's take another break. We'll be back right at you. I'm starving. But it ain't nothing worse than the food business, okay, then to get your mouth ready for whatever you ordered that you know is good, and then it ain't what you ordered.

Yeah. Because your taste buds are ready for like, I've done it with a BLT. You just wasn't expecting that. Yeah. I knew that one was coming. He's back on that BLT. I did it with BLT. My mouth was ready for bacon.

And then when I bit into it, it was some unknown substance. that I bit into and I just spit it out. Wasn't that a lot of egg? Yeah, but it was what my mouth was not ready for an egg, okay? It was ready for bacon. I can go ahead and tell you. My mouth is always ready for an egg. Well, no, no, normally I would, but it was just, he wasn't ready for it.

I wasn't ready for it. You don't like the sneak attack. No, I don't like them, you know, biting into something. I don't know what it is. Okay. I'm kind of the same way. Yeah. I can't stand somebody, you know, you get them places, got sandwich,

or something where you eat eating as a group and you grab one of them, take a bottle. Oh, no, I don't eat those. You got a big old plug of mayonnaise already on it. You're like,

or an avocado. I know. An avocado ain't bad. Marinees? No. An avocado is bad. No, it ain't. It's the mud of the earth.

Mud of the earth. Hey, well, but in vegetable form. It's pretty good wood. Is it a vegetable? It'd be a fruit. Be a fruit. It seed is inside.

The seed is inside. Fruit is way better than avocados. If that's a fruit, it's the worst of all fruits. Is it? Is it a tomato. a fruit or a vegetable. Yes, it is.

It is. And it's better than avocados. Where are we going with this? I don't know. You were the one that had the philosophical. I just got mad thinking about avocados in a sandwich that you don't see coming. I don't mind avocados because to me they don't taste like nothing. What about avocado meal?

It's just trying to make both of them a little better. But in turn, it makes them both worse. So I don't know. That's a lot. That's his opinion. About like that guy when makes that horse radish stuff to dip the deer steak in. That's good. Well, our buddy who was on podcast, Waddell, was there, and he makes a wasabi.

A wasabi dipping sauce for deer steak. It's a little heat. And wasabi, whatever wasabi is, him and a horseradish are very close cousins. Because to me, they taste about the same, and I don't like either one of them. But when somebody makes something right there in front of him, saying, here, try this. Yeah, try this. Well, you got to. He said, what do you think?

I said, I think it tastes like wasabi. I mean, I couldn't get past that taste. I was like, I said, I try this stuff. I'm so often. I don't know that I've ever eaten wasabi. Wasabi. You ain't eat no sushi? I don't eat.

You don't eat the green stuff? I think I don't eat green stuff. I eat mine and whoever's sitting next to me. Yeah, I always, the first thing I do is take mine and scoop it over to gobble. I'll eat that ginger, that pickled ginger to cleanse your palate. I'll eat him. But it tastes like horseradish? Wasabi does.

I like horseradish. Wasabi and horseradish are almost identical. Pretty close. You just don't have to have as much of it at one time. Yeah, it's a little more concentrated. Tart potent. It's a little concentrated. Yeah, a little tart.

Well, I'm going to try wasabi. There you go. No, it tastes just like horseradish. They got that. It's the color. It's the color. It's the sauce. Kimossov.

That's what you need to get. Kimosabi. Kimosabi. We really are up in Wyoming. Well, hey, Kim Walsopi. Oh, my. Well, what did y'all do on his way? What y'all had Kay?

We had Kay. Kay's episode, no offense to you guys. It might have been my favorite one we've ever done. Oh, I like that. There was five good segments. Well, good. Five good. I don't even remember.

She was on a row because I started her off when I said, how did you like growing up Miss Kay with a millstone hanging around your neck where you went? He remembered. Speaking about. Meets Trullian. It tickle stone. Consta said, wait a minute, I got to look up, what is the millstone? I said it's a big, heavy weight.

Yeah. And then we got the greatest story of all time. And if you haven't listened to it, I would retell it. But I don't think it's possible. Yeah, it's not. Yeah. You got to watch the real thing. Go back to last week and listen to Miss Kay.

Tell the story of the wedding that they had in their front yard. It is complete with Dr. Pepper's. And I was made. Yeah, because I did not get invited. Casual dress. Yeah, casual dress. Pit bulls and yippy dogs. And also chips.

All the things. And wasabi sauce. All the things. Yeah. All the good things. I'm just guessing about a menu gal when that bunch of area never tried no wasabi. No, no, they didn't have no wasabi. No, there was no wasabi.

Wasabi boys. Interesting. And then Willie came by and made fun of us and told us all he wasn't mean. and what else did he do? Yeah, then he left. We did ask Willie how to get a raise. What did he say? I worked somewhere.

Because I told him they asked me. They asked me and I said, you're wrong person. I don't ever ask for a raise. I go in there and tell the boss, hey, if he can give me a raise. Oh, I'm going to walk. And Willie said, I'll pack your bags for you. I said, ha, ha, yeah. Okay.

But you're still here. Still here. He's still here. Can't get rid of it. So that means he got a rate. That's right. It was very quiet around. the office though it was not a lot happening oh I bet and now we're rolling into

well it's dove season now teal season this Saturday and the teal we're actually here for right now yeah there's a long time I've seen a bunch of them up there and I've seen a bunch of that one in that's Feast or Phenum boys and usually it's phantom that means they're gone I mean it's normally most people say famine yeah I was like whatever but a phantom is about the same It's like a ghost. He's a ghost. And then while y'all were gone to,

size workouts have gotten better. Oh, you're up to 11 pounds? No, hey, I'm up to 8 pounds. Well, when I called him this morning, he couldn't breathe. Oh, well, that was you that called? I didn't even recognize your voice. I didn't recognize yours either because it was. Well, no, no.

Well, hey, you called me in the middle of. I had just finished six repetitions, 30 repetition of six exercises for crying out loud. For crying out loud. For crying out loud. When the phone rings and I had to stop my workout and told me hello and he said hey you have a breath i said you he said you must be working out and i said well i was i said be here at one i be here at one got you but but while y'all

were gone he because he went from the threes to the fives well it was time to have no it was redneck ingenuity okay instead of going and buying eight pound weights okay i just got some tape okay you didn't Yes, I did. No, no. They got a handle between them. No, no, look. Hey, I got five pound blue and red, three pound red, and I take them together. So it's, you know.

No, you did. Yes, I did. You know, my wife walks by laughing the whole time when she sees me do it. Will you bring those tomorrow? I think we filmed tomorrow because of the holiday. Will you please bring those tomorrow? I want to see that eight pounds. Hey, you're talking about rough, too.

okay because the first time I checked it when I taped the first one I checked it and tell me so I said I said ooh you know I started I said I'm going to have to go from 30 to 20 I want to drop down 10 first so I had to drop down 10 first and then I said oh you hey no this ain't doing it you got to suck it up and just bear through it son go with eight pounds in each hand I'm scared the tape's going to fall apart well no it's double tape they got to hunt them on it's above your head oh no I double tape it do you hold the five or the three I hold the five okay so only the three pound yeah only the three's up there but I double taped it because it did fall apart on me one time okay and I it barely missed my foot you're only seeing my

toe now oh no no no look it barely missed my foot and it was like bam I said ooh that would have been bad if that three pound weight had hit my foot on top that that toenail would have turned black and fell off. Oh, no, no. Hey, it'd been worse than that. I'd been walking around there for a month. Screaming hard. So I said, okay, look, the stupid electrician tape come unglued on me.

So I said, well, hey, I got a news for you. I taped it back up, got me some more tape, and run it around about twice. I want to shoot a fitness video aside now. Hey, that ought to do it. Hey, look. But get him in like the bright colored tights like they used to have on those infomercials where it's step, step. I just completely go back to like 89 to 92 and have side doing workout videos.

What, what, just flashed in my mind and I want a t-shirt said, Beachbody. That's the commercial, beach body. Yeah, everybody's into the beach body, boys. Body by side. And all these, hey, and all these are skinny guys and skinny gals. I think we're, they never need to work another day in their life, work out. Okay. So can I ask you a question?

Yeah. what are you going to do when you graduate the tens? Well, no. Well, no. Hey, no, no, that will probably be all right to buy. The next two will probably, the double deal is getting hard, okay, to do. But when he wants to go to 13s, because they don't even make 13s. No, no, because it's bulky, okay.

So, hey, when I go to 10, but it's going to be a workout, okay. But then you can. Look, you got to think about it. 30 reps. 30. Yeah. And I do this four sets. Oh, okay.

So that's 720 repetition. Here's what I do. Hold on. What did you just say? I do 720 repetitions. Of a four sets of 30? Of six exercises. Oh, of six different exercises.

One 80. Six different exercise. Wow. 180. He does 180. Four times. We did have a very informative with a head trainer of the duck call room. Jay Stone here last week.

We talked, I'm going tomorrow. The House of Pain. The House of Pain was closed this morning. You'll never last. But I'm going tomorrow morning. That's my prediction right now. You'll never last. I tried the House of Pain.

It lasted about three days. I might have a QB on the way next week. You may have a QB on the way. We're not even sponsored by QB. You may need to leave the House of Pain and go to the House of Fun. I fit in way better over there. Hey, here's the thing. Anytime that you see me working.

out, okay, I work out in my recliner, okay? I'm into comfort. I'm not into pain. Si going to start the next movie of Dodgeball, because he is average Joe's gym right there. That's right. But, hey, I'll be a member. No, no, because I was actually getting worried about myself, okay, because look, I'm working out in a stupid recliner, and I'm looking around and my t-shirt is ringing wet, my back

it stuck to a stupid recliner, you know, and I'm saying, what in the world is going on? Is something wrong with me? You know, I don't sweat like this. You know, what's going on? Well, my math was a little bit off. You know, I had forgot, okay, to multiply at times six, you know, I had come up with a different number than 180, okay?

Six exercises with 30 reps apiece, okay? That's 180 for every one. And if you do that four times, then you multiply, 4 times 180 and that's 720 So that's the reason I was ringing wet Okay, you better make sure your air conditioner is on about 68

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, hey, and not on that, I have a fan sitting right over in front of me blowing blowing air on me. So I had a first man to ever build a home gym out of his recliner. I said, with a glass of tea, right? Not out of my recliner, around my recliner.

I don't know. We made a picture of that. The recliner is the centerpiece of this operation, okay? I can't wait to see these weights in person. But it's actually, it's actually working. Hey, boom. Look at that, son. Welcome to the gun show, baby.

For those listening, there's weapons of mass destruction. Hey, I warn them to be about that big. Okay, so when it gets up at you, hot. He says he's going to go register them things. He says he's getting like our arm. Before, before we go to break, how many midlife crises have you been in?

Look, there's always there's always room for another one. He's like that Harry Potterfield. Let's go to break. We'll be back right back. Did you just say Harry Potterfield? What's in the news, J.D. Is anything in the news worth watching?

No. Well, then I'll share something. The news is terrible right now. I've been trying to stay out of the news. There's nothing good in the news. I will share something that's good. Are you going to wear white after Labor Day? What is got wearing white after Labor Day?

It turns out you can do it now. Yeah, but what is the sense in that? Let me just tell you something. You can't wear white before Labor Day? You can't wear white breeches. After Labor Day? Yeah, something like that. What?

You can't wear white tatties? No, as Kay said. White britches. Oh, not underbredges. Oh, not whitey tatties. While y'all are all gone too, we discovered we had all, in fact, seen sire in his whitey tides. Whitey tides. Have y'all?

Absolutely. Just make sure. I said I had all kinds of room. Okay, so. Especially in the backside. I always had to stay in the same room aside when we were travel going hunting because nobody else's sleep with him because he snored. They used to make me, hey, Phil made me one night go out in the living room of the lodge.

Mm-hmm. I'm serious. He said, hey, I want to get some sleep tonight. You got to sleep in the recliner in the front room of the lodge. Well, look, when you share a room. room with him. He pees so much at night. I'm up and down. Yeah, I'm up and down all night. You're going to wake up and sleep.

You can slow that down. I'm not, I drink two gallons as a day. I'm not hating. I knew what I signed up for when I got in. I'm not like a race car, boys. After 50 laps, I got to pull in for a pit stop. But the problem is, see, here's what he don't tell you is he leaves that glass of tea with ice in it by his bed. So he'll get up and go take a leak. And then when he He don't come lay back down. He sits on the side of the bed.

He drinks half the glass of tea. Refills it and goes back to sleep. After he gets through rattling out of ice. Yeah. That's a day. That got there from my father, okay, because look, it used to make my mother so mad. Daddy was sitting there. And he just drank the last tip, and all he did was rattle alive.

And she had jumped up and run poor tea. She said, I ain't doing this no more. And so he'd rather. that glass, he'd get up, go fill it up. You know, that's the part

he don't take. He refills after every empty. That's right, boys. Hey. In the middle of the night. In the middle of the night. Like one o'clock,

two o'clock, three o'clock. It don't make it. You know what he said after she filled it up? Got him. Yeah. Okay, since I'm the elderly gentleman in this outfit, this comes from old age.

I got to thank you today. This world we live in is so messed up. Okay. It really is. You never hear the words grateful. You never hear the words appreciative or thank you. Okay. And that's why Paul used to say it like this.

I'm going to share of something of first importance, the gospel of Jesus Christ. Okay, but back to the words. Thankful, appreciative, you know, the human race is too selfish. Okay, and that includes Silas Robertson, okay, because we want what's good for me and what's good for you, okay,

but we need to think about the others, you know. And like I said before, as far as it goes for you, just wake up this morning when you got out of bed. You should say to yourself, I'm going to be good to everyone I come in contact with. And I'm going to do, within my power, I'm going to do everything I can to just do what's right for everyone. Me, you, and everybody else. And I'll stop talking. Now, what do we got? had to stop.

We can go down the preaching route of being thankful and not being selfish. Is that the word you used? Well, you know, that's what I've been thinking about today because I just said, well, okay. You know, and here's another thing about the important thing. Okay. We really, uh, gosh, can't think of what I want to say. You know, things. Do you appreciate things?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. And it's so many things that you can start, you know, because there's people that don't have them. Think about a person that was born blind. Mm-hmm. He's never had sight. Same thing about somebody that's born deaf.

He's never heard a sound for crying out loud. Mm-hmm. You know? Because the blind person, he's never seen a sunrise or a sunset. Hey, I tell you right now from personal experience, one thing you take for granted is your ability to smell and or taste. Well, no, no. Because when those two left the chat, things got weird for me. Yeah, I'm just, so I mean, I'm with you all the money.

Yeah, because it didn't make any difference what you've been into. It was just mush. Yeah, it was nothing there. You couldn't even, you don't realize how much you appreciate the taste of a potato chip for crying out like. Or a piece of watermelon. I mean, that was one thing I ate a lot of during it. But, I mean, it is weird. For people that have never had it, I don't know if it's as strange as for people who lose it.

Like, if you have a bad accident, something blows up in your eyes. And then all of a sudden, now you're blind. When you lose something that you've had your whole life and you take it for granted, that is a completely different kind of thankful. I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like, thankfully during this whole thing, mine come back. like, you know, and now when I eat something, I be honest with you, I savor it a little more now because I'm like, boy, if that leaves again, good night of living.

But it is, it's hard to not, I mean, this roof, for example, there's a lot of people that don't have that. I mean, we got cold air blowing on the back of our neck right here. We got, you know, I mean, there's just a. Well, I just looked, I remember in times in my life that I was down. Mm-hmm. Okay. and didn't really think I had anything to be thankful for,

which is far from the truth. Yeah. Okay. So, you know, and that's like the song, count your many blessings, name them one by one. Okay. We get so wrapped up in the world and what the world is doing to us that we lose.

The only thing to think about it is like children. kids have a wonder they're amazed at just how beautiful life is okay and a lady sung a song about it one time that i hope you never lose that wonder okay and that's the way i am i hope i never lose the wonder of life of how wonderful it really is even when things are going badly like we just this country just went through a hurricane, especially New Orleans down south, okay, that everything the world has to throw at you, you know, don't forget to stop, clear your head and say, yeah, but there's so many blessings that I enjoy every day. Yeah.

Amen to that. Yeah, because God says this way, I'm giving you new mercies every day. Yeah. and like I don't know of anyone, me especially, I need new mercies every day. Oh boy, don't know. I got to. Okay.

Yeah. So I just, I got on that kick today. I like what you said about the kids being, because in Jesus. Well, they're innocent. Jesus himself said to be like them.

Yeah. It reminds, I've had a couple opportunities to go on mission trips. I've been to Haiti. And you want to talk about God, nothing. and there's the kids there run up hug you jump in your lap I ain't ever met you before

happiest kid full of literal joy and got nothing and it's it's the definition of the word joy is what it's not about what they have it's not about even being happy they're just joyful to be alive because they're kids they're like hey I got what I got and this is great I'm just happy to wake up this morning and go have fun with no shoes playing soccer and so yeah I think especially as Americans, we lose sight of, you know, just how really blessed we are.

How good we got it. Because, you know, last year I thought I was going to die because the power went out for five days twice. Yeah. You know, these kids ain't never seen power. But you still had that roof. Still had a roof. Still had a, you know, had a generator run into my refrigerator.

And the mosquitoes wasn't all in there. I mean, that's the part that gets incredible to me. But like you were saying, like one of my favorites. things about going to Wyoming every year is that wonder because I born and raised here. Like they got things up there you don't ever see down here. Yeah, like hills or mountains. Hills, mountains, different trees, different, just. We got Mount Druskel.

But when you sit right there like where we hunt is really close to Devil's Tower. And in afternoons from where you sit and hunt, that's to the west. So you watch that sun go down behind Devil's Tower and light that thing up. it's incredible. I mean, I wish they'd have named it something different in Devil's Tower, but, you know. Angels Tower. Yeah, Jesus is stump. I mean, there's a lot of things they could have named it.

Could have been better. Yeah. That's his footstove. Yeah. But, I mean, it's like, it is. That wonder, you just sit there and you realize, man, I'm a really small cog in this wheel. Well, I'm trying to, the thing I wanted to do is that people that are having a rough time. it's temporary.

It's all temporary. Okay, it's all temporary. It don't feel that, but it don't feel that way when you go and through it. I can attest to that. No, it does not feel temporary

when you're going through it. And you see where people can get lost in it, like that, forgetting that it is, in fact, temporary. Well, J.D. J.D. said the best thing about it, okay, is, you know, I'm trying to give you some joy.

Mm-hmm. okay because I just you know I've been down there where I didn't think I had any reason to be joyful but when the truth be known I had all kinds of reason to be extremely joyful amen yeah so that's all I was doing hey you know even when you're at your lowest okay clear your head and look around you because my mother told me this when I was very young okay if you think you've reached the end of your rope and can't go any further clear your head and look around you and you'll always find someone else

that you need to hit your knees and thank God Almighty for how blessed you really are because someone is always way worse off than you are. Amen. Amen. Well, let's take our last break and then we'll come back and answer a few emails. We'll be back right after this. Back in the email book, boys.

We're back. Back in them. All right, we're back. Look, thank y'all for everybody that reaches out to us via the hello at duck callroom.com inbox. Johnny D. What is in there? All right.

I got one good, not what my mama made it. Ooh, that wasn't, that came out wrong. One of the one he said. I've got a couple good ones, but I got to share this one. Corey in Brownsburg, Indiana. They were making sandwiches. Samuages. And tuna salad, which ain't my thing.

Okay. But he looked at his wife and said, well, where's the relish? and she said, I don't put relish in a tuna salad. And then he said, well, that's not how my mom makes it. That's the story. Not a great story, but an okay story. Until I tell you, it was the night they got back from their honeymoon that he said it. Come on, Corey.

Where are you at, son? So how long did he wear relish after that? No, he's been married for 42 years and he hasn't had relish since. That's not true. I made all that. He made that. But he did get to eat a sandwich by himself that night. Oh, yeah, and a pace and quiet.

Just like I had intended. No interruptions. Kelly from LaPort, Colorado, she tried to make something, some type of chicken and artichoke casserole, which I'm kind of calling timeout right there. But her husband was trying to eat it. And then they were like, I can't do this anymore. And so they gave it to the dog.

And then the dog didn't eat it. And the dog turned his nose up at it. I was going to say the dog said that ain't how mama made. That's right. That ain't how mama made. He said, no, these are all the wrong degrees. Anyway, all right. Questions, questions.

Ethan from the redneck hills of West Virginia. Yee-ha. West Virginia, baby. West by God, Virginia. That's right. Ethan says, my old lady, who I love very much in respect to her opinion. She's all. We're press.

So she listens. Tells me, I wear way too much camo and I need to try to expand my style. I'm not really into that idea. She says I'm attractive. I'm attractive in camo either way, but would prefer I try something else. What should I do? I want the camo to stay.

Well, you can keep the camo, but hey, go ahead and get a little, you know, let the woman dress you up a little bit, son. There's lots of life. You might be shocked in how good you actually look

in something besides camo. I like the tucks. A camo. No, no. He also likes a Porter Wagner jacket With sequins There ain't old boys Hey, sparkly

Sparkly I like to like to join up boys Ethan though they make all kinds of clothes now In like black, brown, gray I mean you can pretty well look at my wardrobe I know I'm wearing camo today Yeah I laughed when I saw it just come off one Yeah and it was clean and convenient

So therefore but there's a lot of earth tones available these days Where you still feel like you wear camo but you're not. Hey, look. I even wear dingy orange tiles. Dress up for you woman, son. And if you're a little on the plus size like myself, you wear black and turn it to 45,

you look like you lost 27 pounds. There it is. Pro tip. There you go. So you can wear other clothes besides camo. You can. We do it. You don't have to.

Phil doesn't. He wears camo pants and a white t-shirt. Well, he wears a white t-shirt. A white is a very generous term on the color of that t-shirt. It was white. Yeah, that's being kind. That's being kind. Okay.

Most of them are not white. All right. Well, we handled that question pretty quickly. There you go. I thought we might, I didn't know if one of y'all is going to be like, hey, you wear that camo. Well, hey, he can. I don't. Yeah.

I always wear a camo. I mean, real tree's got like seven different camos now. So knock yourself out. Ethan, tell her you go with a fishing camo. It's technically not camo. I like the old school camo. Yeah. Or that.

That's what I wear. Go backards. All right. What you got? All right. Hey, this one piggybacks on what I was saying earlier because you might be in a tough time. but let me tell you something that it says in Hebrews 1228 and 29 therefore since we are receiving a kingdom that cannot be shaken you might feel shaken right now a lot of people have been shaken here in these past few months

including me but we will be receiving a kingdom that cannot be shaken let us be thankful and so worship God except with reverence and awe for our God is a consuming fire. There you go. That's a good one. I like that one. All right. Well, we'll see y'all next time

right here in the duck call room. We're out. We go.