Duck Call Room - Uncle Si & Jase Robertson Scar Their Former Coworkers for Life

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

Uncle Si is joined by his favorite nephew, Jase Robertson, for a walk down memory lane. Jase calls into question Si’s entire method of storytelling, and Martin really seems to miss the good old days when they were all together every day. John-David definitely doesn’t fit the requirements to work at Duck Commander as Jase & Si lay them out. Si almost gives away the ending on everything from their favorite westerns to the holiday special of his and Jase’s treasure hunting show. Jase reveals the bizarre and probably illegal funeral wishes of Phil Robertson. Watch new episodes of "Duck Family Treasure" on FOX Nation! https://bit.ly/3uR0rF5 -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They come out there They come out of every door What was that noise? I said that was me singing Who's podcast? Oh, I'm serious, that just happened. Maddie, her face turned red. Who's it?

Maddie went and checked out the noise Only to find out that it was a neat. You singing? They went out to yell at me, probably. They said John David's here. Yeah, he's too loud. And they saw it was you and said, I was like humming a song and I was like, well, the acoustics here is kind of cool.

And so I just hollered. Yeah. All the doors started out. They thought somebody was in trouble. It's a different vibe up here. Call 911. Ever since they moved in these studio nerds, it's a different vibe at the duck commander offices. Oh, we call them the studio nerds.

Well, since I sees a clock running. Welcome, folks, to the podcast. We didn't even know he started. And we've got a guest, my nephew, Jason Robertson, one of Phil's sons. You can call me Jace. I call him Jase. For episode. I don't care.

Well, what are you been killing or catching? I love it. Hey, before we go further, Jase, I just need you to know, this is number 300. Episode number 300. That is the first time, Sye has ever done the introduction to this. So either he wants you to talk, he's intimidated by you, you've got him nervous. Maybe he's just really excited. For 300, we just wanted the fight to finally happen on camera.

The deal about that is it's none of the list. Okay. None of the list. I'm not intimidated. I'm not, yeah. He had, it's like the guy that ran for president, none of the above. None of the above. None of the above.

Well, thank you. That's interesting that he would do that. I like this. This is already started fun. Is that in the theme of that, wasn't there a movie something, 300, they were the last survivors?

Yeah, we figured this is going to be like the Battle of Sparta with you two face to face since he basically says, you're full of bull and, you know. Hey, but the other day I had to say this.

I once a deer hunt was Jake. Yeah. Okay, we're sitting on what we call a corridor. Yeah. Look, and it's a light drizzling rain with deer hunting. Got it.

Hey, I've seen, I think 25 squirrels. 25. 25, I counted them. Do you have your glasses on? Yeah. No, I don't need them anymore, so.

I got that fixed. But look, it was both cat squirrels and fox squirrels, and that's on Fields property. I was shocked. I hadn't seen 25 squirrels down there. The whole time we've lived here. I haven't seen 25 squirrels, but I think another day. I mean, every time I look around, there's two.

There's three. There's going to one. So I was still angry because I went squirrel hunting and killed seven squirrels and I wouldn't tell him. And he won't tell me where he went to do it. This is a personal thing that keeps coming up. I know. How long ago was this?

Not long. No long. I know where you're on. Okay. The man lives in a gated community. Well, there's one gate and the community is like seven houses. Okay. He's getting them neighborhood squirrels?

Oh, no. Oh, yeah. And there is a lot of oak trees in this neighborhood. Okay. And nowadays, they've got a little thing that you can. put on a 22 rifle. Oh, shit. All it says is,

that's all he's. Even if he is, he don't live in the city limits. He owns a house in it. He don't live in the city limits. So fire it will. I'm not, I'm not breaking any laws.

He ain't breaking any laws. But I'm just saying, that's where he's got a sweet spot, okay, he ain't going to tell me about it. Well, I mean, you act like that's a problem. You used to shoot him off the porch at filling caves

without a suppressor with us and the duck call. Well, hey. So, like, man, and all of a sudden you did. Yeah, he'd hit the tin roof above our heads. Oh, no, no, they in there, put him up like, kak, kank, kink and you'd hear. Thud? Yeah.

Then you'd hear, bam, man, that's the ladder going on the top of the, you know, leaning against the building, and I'd come up there and get my squirrel off the top of the building. But you're mad at Jace for neighborhood schools? Well, he don't tell me where his sweet spots are because, hey, everybody knows my favorite wild game is a tree rat. I invited to you. Tell them not. Well, now, he did, but he was real nice. I invited him to eat them.

He knows it's my favorite. Okay, so he did say, hey, look, I killed seven the other morning, and we're fixing to have them. They're, you know, half and half, old and young. So, hey, we're just going to put them in a pot and throw some dumplings in there with them. Yeah, we're going to. Okay, Mrs. Kay's dumplings.

I like it. Miss Kay's recipe. Yeah, so we had, you know. That took the sting out of it. A little bit. Do neighborhood squirrels taste better than wild squirrels? Do what? I just got to figure.

I grew up on that street and those squirrels were very safe. Hey, if I had a bunch of them. I was wondering, but I would say, because I would know, I would say they taste exactly the same. Okay. I figured they about taste it even a little better because they feed them corn and everything else, you all. Those squirrels got to be relaxed.

Hey, plus y'all. Yeah, buddy mine had one and hey, look, I'm telling you, when I walked in his house, he's got a cage, and I thought it was a baby fox oh no no I'm serious this squirrel weighed 15 pounds oh my goodness hey and hey I put my hand on the Bible

over that okay well I have a Bible here I don't want you to touch it because I want you to make it to heaven well no no because I was and he'd hate to tarnish his Bible too he believes it I ain't no way a 15 pounds squirrel look this man look this this buddy of mine

he fed that squirrel everything You know, the squirrel ate snickers for crying out loud because it had peanuts in it. It was a raccoon. I don't know. I'll tell you, look, and look, he had his cage. Look to the window where the squirrel had a little rotating door that he could go in and out. You know? Oh, man.

So I walked in and he was out in a tree and I looked and I said, what is a baby fox doing up in a tree? It was a marmot. You know? How are we 300 episodes in and I'm just now here in this one? I looked it up on the internet, the largest squirrel ever. And look, you know what the first thing that came up? What? Was a picture of you.

I'm glad I invite you. I think of a boy. I got a kid. I got it to you. Hey, ain't on Tommy Topper on this one, baby. I had actually done that, so I was waiting for you to say what it said. Well, hey, I like it. You can't spell squirrel without that side and look like, hey, Hunk of the sign looks like a squirrel.

Well, you dressed up as one at one time. Wasn't that a squirrel or was that a beaver? You dressed up as something on Duck Dynasty. I don't even remember. I've done so much on Duck Dynasty, I couldn't tell you. Oh, man, alive. You know, I like to get shot because I was acting like a turkey. What?

Oh, when him and Jason went turkey out. That was dangerous. There's a thin line between becoming the hunter and the hunted. The hunted. Oh, my goodness gracious. Well, Jason, it is good to have it. I do like that you carry on your dad's tradition of not giving up your hot holes. That's pretty good.

Well, ever since my mom got so angry. I mean, Sa was hunting off the front porch. I mean, it's just in. infuriated her. I killed four or five limits off of the porch. Yeah. Oh, I'm aware because we ate them off. Oh, hey, yeah.

Well, after you left, my mom, your sister-in-law walked in to Phil and said... Well, a few times she got kind of hostile with me when I come in. He said it's me or your brother. No way. Tell him to quit killing my best world. And what Phil say? Well, that's been nice doing you, darling. So you think in a battle of choosing you'd win over Kay?

No, Phil told him and said, hey, size. Lay off the squirrels. Go find somewhere else to hunt. Put you 22 up when you're at my house. So how's duck season being? Duck season, the first, I would say, eight or ten days. It was good. It was, we were smoking them.

Mainly gadwals and teal, which was unusual. I mean, our hole is usually wood decks and mallards. Yeah. And this was all gadwals and teal, which was fun. I love eating the green wing teal. And I got a guy who loves eating gadwals. so it works out great that's a great can I get his number he gets to getwold

he's not 400 yards from here over at that hardware store and look he does a dance every time I'll pull up and look his favorite ducks here's his top three shovelers blue wing teal and gadwold well boy do I have something for him

oh yeah you guys that's all we been killing you got to set up for him and I asked him last time I said have you ever had your palate tested he said would you call me yeah I think he I think he I think he burned his tongue as a young youth and they never come back. I know some kids like him.

They eat garballs. Yeah. I'm not making this up. He loves the mustiness of duck. He loves that. My buddy Barrett convinced me they were good to eat. And I said, there's no way. Because he stinks when he's alive, which breaks like rule number 14 of things you eat in Louisiana.

If it stinks while it's alive and functional, that's out. It ain't getting better. So he goes and I don't know where you got to. the spoon bill but he he has this chef professional chef smoke it and he wrapped it up and overnighted it to me in a little ice chest and we this was last duck season when i get it we break it when i open that ice chest though the smell hit me feels that i ain't doing it foul he wanted us all to try yeah foul odor and i took a bite of that because he claimed it was good oh no terrible made me gag.

That somebody is raised in South Kansas, man. You can't go off that palate. People are weird. He too far away from good food. No, it just means he thought if you put enough smoke or anything, it would just taste smoky. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, that's like, hey, that was like the garballs.

I was watching them when they was eating it, and when they baited into it, it's kind of like crab cake. It starts falling all apart. It was not good. There was a lot of onions, a lot of garlic. Yeah. My truck still smells like it from driving those kids over here. Oh, no. And a shocking turn of events, gobbling ate three of them.

That's true. Crushed them. Well, I can hear him now. Hey, my day. Hey, one. Hey, one. Three. Hey, man.

Oh, man. Well, let's take a break. We don't got into this thing. We'll be back right after this. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means?

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and eat some dang good steak. I never finished my duck season report. Oh, you never finished. Good luck. Not with sitting across here. There's a lot of things that never get finished. Yeah, he's a pirate. It's a star.

It's a start, and then somebody says something, and we... Well, I'm sad. I want to tell the Jay story. Are we back rolling? Yeah, you tell the story. We're back rolling. You just have to remember your uncle is a story pirate. So it may take you the full 50 minutes to get your story.

In the middle of this, he'll go, that reminds me. So there I was eight minutes ago telling you about the duck season. It started off like a house of fire. And then all of a sudden, they left. All it's left is the smoke. Now, I don't know if it was the full month. moon, the full moon happened at the same time. We don't have much water.

And then it just turned into a ghost down. I mean, it was like one, two, zero, one. And then all of a sudden we had a special day. And I was hoping Jay would be here. And I can't believe I hadn't told you about this. Because when this happened, I wasn't sure that we were going to get his head to fit in the four wheeler on the way back. I thought he's got to riding the back.

Oh. Stone? It was legend. The man. had a legendary day. To my knowledge, I don't believe I've ever seen this happen, and I've been duck hunting since I was eight years old. Somebody did the math, because I hunt about 70 to 75 days a year on average since I was eight. So we're talking 4,000 duck hunts, if you throw in a few evenings where I hunted twice in one day. I've never seen this before. So we go out there,

not thinking we're going to shoot any ducks because we had in three or four days in a row. A wood duck comes over five minutes, you know, after legal shooting hours has begun. I think my dad, one shot, perfect fold, hit the water. And I think Jay's the one said, well, that was it. I hope y'all enjoyed it. So he was right. Nothing else happened until about 8.30. we had seen one milder drake one teal and two gadwals and a smithering of woodies that's all we had seen

not we had one one one shot there's been one shot fire so i said well look i'm gonna go get the boat because the water's low and we have to park i have to drop everybody off because some of our members of our party it's basically yeah we're running some kind of uber blind service here dropping people off taking the boat back, bringing the Pirobe back. This is the lame, blind, and death. Thank you, sir. I wasn't going to say it, but that's true. This is the new AARP Dunton Club.

So it's a workhouse to go back and get the boat. This is how you could take, well, where do you come from? Probably a nursing home. Yeah. You're helping everybody up. You got rails on the steps and, you know. We're thinking about just making it where it's wheelchair. Friendly.

Yeah, I mean, really, because that's where we're having. it. Overheaded. That's right. Everybody going to have one a size machine. So we got fucking knocks. So at 8.30, we've now moved on to, because here's Phil. I mean, look, we have one wood duck, and this is day four.

We're averaging one a day the last four days. And Phil said, well, where are we headed tomorrow? Yeah. Well, I'm looking around like, well, this is the only water we got. And he starts naming the possible spots we can go, which are all visible to me. right now. Like, well, if we move 200 yards over there, pretty sure the same thing.

We're probably going to see the same thing we saw this morning. So I said, well, look, there's one hole I can't see. It's behind the blind. It's three or 400 yards. So let me go check it out. I said, let me slip over there and check it out. So I take my gun just because that's what you do. Hunting season is open.

I go back there. It takes me 30 minutes. I slip back. there. I'm trying to peer through the brush and I look up and I say, I know what that is. I see a green head. But I looked around and that's the only one I saw. Well, about that time I was figuring, because he was a little bit out of range, because if it would have been a bunch of them, I would have slipped out and said, well, let's go hunt here. We got there's a bunch of mallards. But I remembered, oh, we saw a mallard drake earlier today. I found him. He's right here.

Yeah, he's right here. So then I went into, I'm fixed to shoot. He was just milder Drake. So about the time I made that decision, he saw me. Because I'm just, I'm standing in some brush, but I could tell he saw me. Yeah. And so instead of getting up and flying, which is what he should have done, he just started swimming the opposite direction. So I just took off running because now I thought, well, maybe that's something wrong with

him. Or maybe it's one we shot earlier in the year and he's crippled. I mean, so I just took off running out of the brush. And he just started swimming faster. I was like, well, there's definitely something wrong with him. And then he was like, wait a minute, he's gaining ground. He just jumped up. There was nothing wrong with him and started flying.

But he had just got into range where I thought, I think I can take him. So I, big lead, I was bearing down like, you know, I was deer hunting. I mean, this is my one chance. Boom. And it was 1001. One thousand, poop. He just folded. And I was like, I let out a vocal.

I got him. Well, when I shed. shot. I heard some ducks get up. And so as I'm going to get this milder Drake, I hear, because I can hear them shoot now. All of a sudden I hear boom, I hear one shot. I was like, well, they, they probably got something. Well, then a little later, boom, I hear another shot. A little later, boom, boom, boom, I hear three shots. And then I hear boom, I hear another shot. So I thought, well, maybe they killed a couple. I mean, maybe some came in, maybe I spook some. I didn't know what happened.

So I go back, get the boat. Well, I pull up there, and there's a pile of ducks. They got a pile of ducks, and they're all grinning, you know, and high-fiving. And I'm like, what happened? And they're like, when you went in there, it would be like one teal would come out. And Jay was standing on my side of the blind, which was the one till we saw earlier. And Jay just, boom. It was just where they come in.

Mm-hmm. That direction. Three gadwalls came over, and Jay went boom, boom, and my dad, boom. shot the other, but there was no misses. And then a single Woody come by, Jay, boom. Then two Woody's came by, the last shot I heard, and Jay raised up, one shot, boom, both of them. Both of them folded.

Dead folded. Well, then it occurred to me that we had only seen five or six ducks that wasn't a wood duck. We now have nine ducks, and we've only shot eight times. And Jay has his limit. Three gadwalls. Two woodies and a teal. I mean, two gadwals, three woodies and a teal.

And he's only shot five times. Oh, stone. He was like, boys, I shot five times. Oh, I got mine. And I killed six tons. Yeah, y'all have fun. And we only saw Jason and we only saw total 12 ducks fly by. We got nine of them.

Yeah, that's pretty accurate. So tomorrow, we're looking forward to. Three. Three. Three. Kill it all three. We got three that we might. get a shot at.

Now the field was, hey, well, where are we going? Yeah. Well, I can't believe Jay didn't tell you all that story. Uh-uh. Well, he ain't been here. Because look, everybody we saw in between there, the layer of Phil's house, and he told the story. Well, I saved a shell today.

That's a good thing he ain't got social media. I only shot five times, but I did kill my limit. That's impressive, which is impressive. I told him, I said, that's legendary. You need to just quit. You can do worse. He can do worse than that tomorrow. Yeah.

Hey, put your gun on up, me and you will go deer hunt. So the split ended, and I was glad. Yeah, me too. Now we got two weeks. We got some desperate Saturday. We went and shot Jacks in the rain. Oh, really? That's desperate.

Oh, that's fun. It was fun, but it was desperate. Have you figured out how to eat them? No. Well, I got it. You got it. Hey, I got the recipe for that. Oh, don't, no.

You can bar it. Oven, cedar board, eat the board. Oh, that. Oh, the duck. and eat the boy. Yeah, we know. You've told us that like 20-7 times. But what you do is you camouflage them and amongst other ducks and you deliver them.

You don't get somebody a load of jacks. That's what I mean. But you put you a couple of breasts in there amongst some gads and some teal and they're like, well, that one was a little awful. Kind of like a rotten egg. You got 12 eggs from somebody and one of them was rotten, you wouldn't feel too bad. you to say, oh. No, man, they had a bad one. Hey, one out of a dozen.

Hey. Problem is you can't give, you got to keep a track of in your mind who you gave them to. That way you don't hit them again and then they start judging you. So, you know, or then they say no the next time. Yeah, because when you start handing them out, they say, wait a minute, oh, you take these three back. Yeah, it's kind of like an Easter egg hunt. Yeah, it's like an Easter egg hunt. Yeah.

I gave some of them to the boys that put Christmas lights on my house. So there you go. There you go. They were having them. Happy to have them. My wife came in like a whirlwind and just, because she, every season, she has all the decorations. We've already fought and lost the battle of I'm ever doing this. I mean, I used to help out a little bit until I fell off the roof.

Yeah. Have you seen my roof? You fell off your roof? That's a good reason. I went sliding down. Oh, no. Left or right side? That's a good reason.

You do not put lights on. My garage, if you pulled into my garage, that pavement right there, I hit right there. That's high. That's high. So I got up there and I said, okay, after, I mean, I checked all my vitals, which I was surprisingly, I mean, there was no major injury. But I just told her, I was like, if you want somebody to do this, call them. I'm out. I got a guy.

Well, she usually calls somebody So now she calls somebody to do the dangerous things But she puts the interior And what I'm fascinated with is where was all this stuff before? Hobby Lobby. It just showed up. Well, I mean, she'd have to have 18 whitties to go to Hobby. I think she got it from the premises.

Our premise. Oh, you think she found it. No, I just think she's hoarding. it somewhere. I have no idea because I hadn't run across 17 boxes that really a grown man can't even haul, you know what I mean? Drag it's not just at my house. It's like, hey, can you put the Christmas stuff upstairs after Christmas? It's like, no, no, I actually can't. You've made it too heavy to lift. Same thing. And it's, then you got to drag it downstairs the next year. Oh yeah, November. Brittany is like, can you go up there and get them Christmas decorations? Just a couple of boxes.

Why don't they just put it in more boxes? How do they? What, no. how do they breed during the summertime? Because it's always more than two. I'm like... See, you've been married, how long? Almost 10 years. Yeah. So when you get to where I'm at 33, I say, call somebody.

Call somebody. I don't touch it. We have an arrangement and we're fine with it now. Yeah, that's good. But I did look last night and say, wow. What was all this at? I just couldn't believe it. I mean, trees and she basically, him and her and one girl.

did the whole thing in, I'd say six hours. That's incredible. So we did a weird thing, Si, and I. So, you know, it's the Christmas season. Oh, yeah. So we actually filmed a Christmas episode. Oh. At my place outside of Nashville.

And what's crazy is like, you know, we're not actors. I guess everybody's figured that out. Yeah. So it's like. Well, he may be. So the, the TV people came to him and they're like, you know, they want to do a, a Christmas special. And I was like, well, look, duck season is open during Christmas.

I usually don't like to be filming in the heart of ducks. They were like, well, no, you have to film it right before Christmas so you can have it air at Christmas because we have time to edit. I was like, that makes sense. Okay, all right. So let's have Christmas. So we did. And so it's coming out December the 17th on Fox News.

I'm going to need to watch that. Are you in it? No, no, but I'm telling me, I've got to watch it because all the people that filmed it have said, hey, it's so, so good, so good. Well, that's going to be like the seventh episode of anything you've been in that you've ever watched outside the first six season premieres of that goddess. Like I said, okay, he's talking about it. I don't remember doing it. Yeah, because most of our treasure hunting shows. He said I got to watch it because I don't remember doing it.

Well, they just decided to make this a special. It's called Duck Family Christmas. Probably because they didn't tell me anything about, okay, this filming is, we're going to make a special Christmas. Yeah, we just had Christmas. Yeah. And we did it. I showed up and did something, and I don't even know.

Well, here's what's funny about this. So we did that in four days. And this is how your mind works. The, after we got back, I was in a grocery store and somebody said something. And I went, happy New Year. And they looked at me kind of funny. And then I realized, it ain't even come back close yet. Yeah, we ain't nowhere near.

And I was like, well, when it comes. Yeah. Have a good day. I'm just practicing. And I realize in my mind, I just experienced Christmas. I just wish somebody happy New Year. So, I mean, it does play tricks on your mind. But what I'm excited about it.

I mean, the reason I'm excited about it is, because they just said y'all do what y'all do and whatever that is and so we kind of focused on our family because we had a good time and we focused on jesus because really to us that's what christmas is about i was fix that because what got me is all the film crew was saying how good a deal missy did yeah when she did her little part so at the end we kind of you know what is what does christmas mean to you and they interviewed uh missy and they interviewed me well missy and i we didn't we didn't like consult before i mean the only thing i gave they asked me to do a little one-minute speech before we had to meal and so i told missy i said what you think about

this and she said well why don't you just and then whatever she said i said well that's way better than what i was going to say so i you know i just used what she just got to she inspired me that was like yeah that was way better yeah she's like well hey we're one on this thing so but I was really impressed. I watched it. I was, it was kind of moving, I thought. But, I mean, it's a lot of fun and family stuff getting there. And we did, you know, a Christmas podcast with Si.

That was fun. It was because Sai just had, he looked. If you put him in the green and red, he looks like an elf. No, no. That's funny that you said it is because last night, guess what me and Philip were? We went to Laurel, Mississippi. I'm dressed up as an elf in the green and the red. Philip is Santa Claus.

Really? Oh, yeah. And the whole time we're doing this, he puts on the big baggy pants and he's got a t-shirt on and he walks in between. I'm in a room, the door's old. He walks through with a goofy look on his face that bust out laughing. So he does this until he gets fully dressed with the beard, the hair, the eyelashes. This is Philip doing this? Yeah.

Yeah. And you're as L. I'm there. Who's your agent? Huh? No, no. We'll talk about that way. No, no.

Have you heard about the crematorium? No, I haven't. I mean, I'm, I can't believe you did this last night. Well, no, no, because I've been, for free. Since then, I've been telling everybody, Merry Christmas happy New Year. And they're like you told me they go. Yeah.

Yeah, we've already done Christmas. First thing they do is, they look, and they said, it's only the fifth. Well, I said, well, I'm sorry. Yeah. I mean, at least we're in December. Jace did that in August. No, we didn't know. Well, I'm just saying, hey, you just, you know, you get into the mood.

Yeah. You get it to the mood. I'm singing Christmas songs. Yeah. For the first time ever, Santa had to play second fiddle to the elf last night. Yeah, for sure. I mean,

Philip was just there for moral support. So what did y'all do it for? For Jenna's company. Okay. Her husband had cancer. Okay. The guys that owned the Belize Hotel, the island. Yeah.

Resort. Yeah. So she had. They own an island? They own the Belize. Oh. It's Ramon's village is the name of the resort. Yeah.

And last night I found out how they won seven awards, best resort, best staff, best food, you know, all this stuff. In all of Belize or in all of Mississippi? No,

Belize. That seems tough. They live in Laurel, Mississippi. Wow. And then the spirit of Christmas, they had y'all come over there and bring some cheer. Yeah.

And you agreed to do it. And I agree. This dude goes everywhere. Oh, I know. He had a meet and greet at a crematorium. That's true statement. 100%.

Yeah. How'd that go? They put the ad in the obituaries. Well, no one I looked when he told me, the first thing I said. It's true. True story. It's all verified. Were you speaking after they were cremated or before?

I didn't get in there. First thing I asked when I got there, I said, hey, what flavor ice cream you got? Yeah. You know, I thought it was ice cream joint. Yeah. Something about urns making things. of ice cream? Well, I'm just saying, hey.

Crematorium. They said crematorium. Oh, he thought he was gone to the Bluebell factory and they're just setting bodies on fire. He didn't know it was the exact opposite of a place with frozen trees. He said, we hadn't quite come up with the, what we, how we want to market it, you're yours. I said, well, wait a minute.

Oh, dude. No, I ain't. That's what you need to do. That's your next TV show. What, cummatorium? Yeah, just, I don't know. It sounds, I would watch it. I told them we could get them a teacups

What is it? Ghoulish? Is that the word I'm looking for? Ghoulish? Yeah, ghoulish. Yeah, that's real ghoulish. Well, it is. You know, it's kind of strange.

Okay. Well, it fits. It's different. It's very own brand for you, though. Well, hey, it's a cheap way. Okay, because, hey. Oh, you're talking about being cremated? Oh, I'm in on that.

Well, no. Well, you're dead. Do you really care what happens? Thank you. Well, I mean, I know that. Yeah. I just, you know, my wife said, I want you to create me.

I said, darn, I can't do that. Yeah. I said, I can't just, I can't, I can't, I can't picture you'll be putting a torts to you. Well, you don't have to do it yourself. Well, I'm just, you know it got it to do it. Yeah. I get it. There's something that feels a little weird.

I mean, my dad told me a long time ago he's like, no, look, this is not going to be popular, but when I move on, pass on, he said, I want you just to put me in a box and just go bury me out in the middle of the woods. Don't tell anybody. That's why, Casey said. What am I doing here? I'm looking for my husband. He's out here somewhere. My response was, I said, Phil, I'm pretty sure that's against the law.

He said, is it? Yeah, I think this day and age. I don't think we can just go pit the spot out there on the hole and put you down. He said, well, I mean, just make sure nobody follows you. I'm in this weird situation. I'm in this weird situation. I know, that he's much older. And I'm like, you know, this is going to happen one day.

And I'm like, Oh, hey, son. Is that still a deal? Do you even want to bring it up? I know. I just think I'm just not, because what can he do? He's dead, you know. I can hear this father-suntow.

Hey, your name, they call you, slick Jace. Hey, don't let him catch you. He wasn't kidding. He was dead, too. He's like, I don't want you to bury me in a. Oh, no. Phil would be happiest on the dog. Put me on, he said, put me in a box, just bury me.

He said, don't tell anybody. Don't tell anybody. I don't know. That's what he said. said so I thought I think the whole world's going to know pretty quick because every time sigh even doesn't die the whole world oh I'm dying all the time according to and I'm sure Phil's sigh I've had friends of both of our send me text multiple times on two different occasions it's like you know is there anything we can do I'm like yeah you know okay high to him

he's alive yeah don't buy his house and talk to him he's alive block me from your phone because don't you think is that like heard about side anything we can do Oh, man. Unbelievable. Jay's on a roll. This has been a pretty fast four segments. Have we done four? Yeah, we have.

I wasn't sure we had actually started. Yeah, no. That's how we operate. I hear y'all have an outline. We have an outline. I mean, we studied the Bible. I mean, our first segment is a little, like, won'ty like this. No, everybody's just kind of like, what's it?

Well, it's like. You're wonky. Yeah. Oh, okay. I embrace wonky. Like, wonky is what works for us. Well, our problem is we got my dad there. Yeah.

And so when you reach a point, he finally has a look on his face and he says, are we ever going to get to the Word of God, the Bible, which we all base everything on? Are we going to keep talking about a bunch of nonsense? Well, you know, it's just kind of a mood. He doesn't typically smile when he visits our podcast. That's what he's called the hard man. He's quick to get up and walk out too. He said, are we done here?

We're going to take a break. He goes, all right, see you later. We got one more, Mr. Phil. He's like, we're going to sit around talking about nothing. Are we going to pontificate the things of the Lord? But he laughs at himself. You know, that time that Willie did that, I don't know if you ever saw the impersonation that he did.

We've played it on this. Oh, we played it. That was hilarious. But my dad laughed about that. At church, okay. If you're a first-time listener or whatever, Willie basically read the church bulletin in Phil's fire and brimstone sermon speech. So he was like potluck dinner, you know, what you would normally say, potpot chicken dinner.

So Willie's reading it like potluck chicken dinner this Sunday, everyone is welcome. Oh, chicken eater. You know who else ordered chicken? George Washington, James, Willie was a hollering, he was like, Chicken eater! Yeah. Yeah, it was good.

That's one of the funniest things Willie's ever done. Well, my favorite part is the only thing missing from this is goblin because if everybody really wanted to know what happened in the duck call room prior to Duck Dynasty, this has been it. This is it? We would start about size and 25 squirrels. He'd come in with some wild tail. Yeah.

Then there's a 15 pound one. He'd make a few reeds. We'd build a few duck calls. And then everybody would be scared to go talk to Phil about whatever we didn't get done. Pretty much. Eastern Europe mission fundraisers. He even got the glasses right. For those who ordered barbecue chicken plates, pick them up on your way home today.

We're talking about chickens for crime. line out loud. You gotta eat. Don't you? It orders a chicken. It's still gold. You know who else ordered chicken? He says.

James Madison. George Washington. Thomas Jefferson. All chicken eaters. All chicken eaters. I only tell you this, because I love you. Yeah.

About that one. that he would like get on he gets on a run he's like hey i love you the best part of that one is you know where the foyer's at hey dude it's out that door when phil got on using dude yeah is he still do that yeah he does oh yeah he's still on dude hey dude but he uh he doesn't ran as much on the podcast every once while he does just not a few podcasts ago because it's interesting when you said this is your 300th well the next one i do which will be two days from now will be number 800 for me i hope we don't ever catch you off 800 yeah they got something special plan but i was like why

800 is there a is there a number i thought what is 800 yeah is that can you think of anything of i mean at least 300 you got a movie a hundred i got multiple things yeah 800 500 okay maybe so 800? Yeah, 800 is kind of like turning 26. I mean, it just don't really mean nothing. Somebody owned that significance of 800. Well, could you eat a frosting-covered Christmas tree cake? Because our fan, if you got in them brown cookies with a marshmallow in the middle?

Uh-uh. I ain't got none now. I'll tell you what I did. Amy, our fan, sent us a bunch of box of snacks. I did. The Dutch pretzels did get open yesterday because I missed lunch. That's right. He missed lunch.

Still most of the bag. I just snacked a little. He snacked. But Amy, thank you for the Christmas present. I'll tell you what I did try to do is I took a locust and poured honey on it just to, because that's what John the Baptist. And I thought, I got to try it. I mean, he ate it.

It's biblical. Made me gay. Did it? Ruin the hunt. It just made me gag. That sounds like it'd be good. Honey on a crunchy. No, this wasn't crunchy.

No, he didn't write. He didn't try this one. You know that year we had all the locus everywhere. They look crunching. They look crunch. Well, the shell, I would eat that over honey. It's them innards. I'm not eating any of it.

No, you know how they come out of their shell and leave the shell? I can take a whole bunch of those shells pour some honey and act like a cereal and go to town on it. I think that'd be good. But the actual whole locust, I couldn't eat it. Well, that's like them worms, they get out of rotten, rotten logs. They're big grubs. Yeah, them grubs. I don't think I could eat that.

I'd eat it. Why would you eat that unless you were in the line game? Well, it depends on how many zeros you would have at the one. It depends on how hungry you are. If you're starving to death, I guess I'd eat the stupid ones. If I gave you $10,000, would you eat one? I'd probably do it for that. That's what I'm talking about.

If you go up, I can throw up and get over it. I can be in a sausages for this podcast. and I get paid way less, and that's basically the same thing. But if you eat a vine and a sausage in a duck line, it's way better. Oh, yeah. You eat it here,

everything's better than a duck vine. It all depends on situation, a lot of this stuff. Because, hey, take a woody. But for 10 grand, I'd eat a whole bag of them girls. And it's your motivation. It's not whether you like it or not.

For 10 grand, you're not going to find a lot of stuff. I ain't going to at least try. Yeah. To choke down. I'd always throw up later. What did you make on eating hoghead cheese? I had a whole loaf of hoghead cheese.

That would be rough, but hey, I'd do. If I ate the whole thing, he was going to give me $500 on the last bite I threw up. Oh. So you were disqualified. I was disqualified, but Willie, out of the kindness of his heart, still gave me $200. I had a lawyer. Nicest restaurant in New Orleans. I'm puking in the corner.

Oh, I'd hired me a lawyer. That's funny. So he said, I'm going to give you $500 to eat a whole thing without throwing out. then you throw up and he gives you $200. Yeah, it was a great boss. It's a very jace move because a lot of things can be solved for $200. I think that's the number. Is that the number?

That's the number to me, no matter what we're going to do, $200 usually works well. You know, it's funny. Whenever I was traveling with Willie, I always had $200 hidden in my backpack just in case. I was like, I'm getting home or I'm getting somewhere. It's a magic number. And $200 will get me there. It's a magic number. What was the movie where that original idea?

came from. Valdez is coming. Yep. I knew. Bird of Lancaster. I don't know. If you watch the movie, you haven't seen it?

Oh, it isn't it? How old are you? 34. I mean, you haven't seen Valdez is coming? You need to. Movie night.

Valdez is coming. Is that the name of the movie? Yeah. It changed my life. Yeah. It made me have two, I mean, I wanted $200 for the first 25 years of my life

because that $200 was something I was never going to see it. You know, but. then I realized that, you know, $200 will settle most things. That was on just about two weeks ago. And you got to remember, though. Johnny D. started here before the prerequisites of Duck Commander were a thing.

So, like, he didn't watch Outlaw Josie Wells. He didn't watch Good Bad and Ugly. Once upon a time in the West. Now does is coming. Hold on. But time out. I also didn't work here in the days where you just, we got to watch as much TV. You had a TV in your office.

Quit playing. I actually sent several people out back kind of when I was in charge for a few years because I was like interviewing them and I mean you know it was all duck call related then I was like have you seen that law Josie Wells and when they said no I said go watch it and come back and we'll continue that's right now let's discuss this that's what he told me when I started down there in duck car he said if you don't watch these like five movies he said you're not going to understand a thing about what we talk about in here and he was right what are the Valdez is coming.

I law Josie Wells, good to bad and the ugly. Tombstone. Tombstone and once upon a time in the West. That's it. Hadn't seen one of them. Because Valdez, okay. How do you work? Everybody won the final, I don't work here. Hey, one of the famous lines.

There we go. Yeah. One of the famous lines on Valdez is everybody's asking, who are you? Well, when you come down to it, I'll tell you he is. He was the head scout for custard of the 7th Army. so i was actually right oh look he fought all the apache wars yeah he wasn't with custody when he got slaughtered but hey yeah there you go 200 though the whole movie's about 200 that's not 200 an unfortunate incident of social injustice happened and a woman was left a widow and they basically

shot the wrong guy this happens in the first two minutes so it won't ruin the movie yeah yeah and so here is valdez it says you know what this is just not right. Yeah. And because of prejudice and different things, nobody wanted to help this widow woman. You know, they got the wrong guy. The guy is the wrong guy.

It's a mix-up. Bad intel. You know, they just rode up there. He killed him because the other people involved in it. He was chalking him out. Yeah. And the guy shot at him. Don't give him the details.

Well, let me say. And so he got $100 from the town. They could raise $100 and they were going to give to this woman. And there was another guy who basically owned the town, who had all the money, who had way. who had way more than $100, $100 would have been like a penny. And he wouldn't give $100.

And he's like, oh, yeah. He said, you're going to give the $100 because I already got the $100. You're giving me that $100. That's what the whole movie about is, will he get that $200 for this widow? You change life. To this day, when I text Jay's, I say, look, I got $200. I need you to do this. He says, deal.

Yeah. Because to me, look, it's about, don't even ask what it is. It's about family and kids and I do free things and all. But look, we got family to think of here. We got $200 is a nice gesture. It can get you through a day. And it just should be the standard operating procedure for all deals, especially the ones where you're getting done a favor.

You're like doing somebody a favor. I'm not charging you, but you give me $200. Yeah. I'm not going to ask for it. But if you don't, I'm going to send you a video of Valdez And say, hey, I got 170 He's a little short. I'm short.

You need 30 more. You need 30 more. That's all I got. 27. 170 ain't going to do it. So see, if you had seen once in a point in time in the West, you would know that the opening scene there, he come up and he said, do you have a horse for me? That's Charles Bronson talking.

Yeah. And this guy's on the horse. and he says, ha, looks like we're shy one horse. And Charles Bronson said, you brought three too many. Bo,

bo, boom! Two too many. You brought two too many. You bought two too many. Now, they quit writing stuff like that years ago. And that also is in the first two minutes of the movie.

That is the greatest writing. You know, here he is outnumbered. I don't know how many it was, you know, to one. He's outnumbered. And he's like,

where's my horse? looks like we shy one horse and then he bam bam bam and he said nope you bought two too many they didn't realize that charles bronson possessed a certain set of skills and they were all right in this range so he comes here's what happened okay he he kills the wrong guy and then the ranger here comes all the spoiler well no no i ain't going to give it all the rancers and his men okay these are all bad guys. Yeah.

Don't tell him the movies. No, no, I know. But hey, there's 20. Yeah. 20 start out after Valdez. Oh, we're back on Valdez. Yeah. Wait a way to jump plots.

Charles Bronson, though, the next time it will affect you because the next time you hear a harmonica, look, you'll start looking around. You'll start in real life right now. Yeah. The hair, the hair raises up on the back of your neck. You'll start counting horses. That's right. Do y'all hear a lot of harmonicas in everyday life?

No, no, there's, you know, but I do. I do. But, hey, when you hear the sound of a harmonica, trust me, when I tell you, after watching the movie, okay, the hair on the back of your neck will start tingling. Yeah. Because somebody takes to die. I will say, haven't watched once upon a time in the West, unfortunately, it kind of goes downhill after, like, the first six minutes. Yeah, you got a, you got a, that's really the peak of that movie. I feel like one of these movies, y'all were talking about, like, 190 episodes.

So it's going, I was like, I'll bite. And, like, the first 10 minutes, I was like, I get it. You got to give it. And then the next 45, I was like, okay. No, look, but the scene before that is better than that. I mean, when that guy catches that fly, he really caught that fly in that gun barrel. Yeah. He caught a fly on a pistol barrel while they're filming this show.

Yeah. And he put his finger. He put his finger on him. Then stuck the barrel. He had big eyes. He had big eyes because he quit buzzing, and he peered his finger out from the barrel. And you got to realize you can see that it's. loaded.

Yeah. Yeah. But he wants to look in the barrel and see if the fly is still there. And then when he realized he is, he just smiled. He smiled. Hey, look, he smiled. He smiled in his chicken and it went. And you could hear.

So these are the guys that brought two too many horses. Hey. Getting in well for him. That's right. Well, Jase, we always close. Thank you for coming, one for episode 3. But we always close with a Bible verse if you have one. Pick you one out.

I'll throw it to you if you have one that's on your mind as of late. If not. I will. Look, in the spirit of Christmas. Okay. Here we go. And family. So I appreciate you all letting me and sigh promote our Christmas special.

Oh. I want to read this Luke 24. And look, this is right after an appearance of Jesus post-resurrection where people didn't recognize him, these two guys. And they were at a table in verse 30 of chapter 24 in Luke. And it says, when he was at the table with them, he took bread, gave thanks, broke it, and began to give it to them. Verse 31, then their eyes were opened and they recognized him. And he disappeared from their sight.

And the reason I'm reading that is in that moment, Jesus declared that we can be a family forever. I mean, he was resurrected, and they recognized him, and what did he do? He had this interaction. So in the spirit of Christmas, Jesus is Lord.

Amen. Amen. All right. Well, thank you. Good way to do, boys. Thank you for coming by. Episode 300's in the books, y'all appreciate the love and support thus far,

but we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.