Duck Call Room - Uncle Si & Jase Robertson’s Yelling Match Almost Made Justin Martin Quit

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

Uncle Si isn’t fooling anyone denying his abysmal sleeping habits, and Jay Stone reintroduces his friend the eminent sage and “paintologist”, Dr. Deans. Martin kicks himself out of his own house and the kids, too! Stone tries to give the true measure of Si & Jase’s epic, nose-to-nose showdown, but Si ain’t having it. John-David concludes that the “Duck Dynasty” loofahs featuring Si’s face are gone from existence. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I ain't going back to that house any time soon. She tested positive for the flu. So you just had you on your own? Absolutely, I did. I grabbed them two boys and we- This Hotel California, we scooped up and went to Granny's house. Oh, so y'all all down the road. Oh, yeah, I ain't staying there.

That sounds dumb. Moved over to Hotel California? Yeah, I really struggle with that part of the marriage house where it says in sickness and in hell because Brittany tested, Brittany woke up yesterday with a fever and first thing I did was grab the boys and said, all right, we'll see you. I do. Because they ain't got no fever and I ain't got no fever, so why would we stay around fever?

That's it. We just lock out and like over in our own little quarter of the house. Well, that's pretty much what I did when I closed the garage door. We went to Granny's house. You just went to a different street. Yeah, yeah. I quarantined much differently with two kids the same age at the house. But, you know, she's, then she went to the doctor this morning and texted me while I was hunting and said that she tested positive for the flu.

And I said, I'll see you in 48 to 72 hours. I'll see you a few days later, baby. I said, if you need anything, I'll be glad to drop you off something at the door. Like, I ain't going in that house. You don't like the flu? I've never had it. And don't plan on getting it. And I feel like my best way to not get it is just to avoid it if I can.

So I said, call me when everything's been clean. clean wash and disinfected and I'll come back home. Me and the boys will slide on back into the house. You've never had the flu in your entire life. Not that I'm aware of, no. Hmm. No. Go to be honest.

That's pretty impressive. Like a bull. I don't know if I've ever had the flu. I had that when it started with a C though and it about snuffed your boy out. That one came double barrels at you mind. So I try to avoid viruses if I can at all cost. Being six, not very fun. No, it's not.

I've had a nose thing, but I just kind of. to shove water up one side, let it all pour out the other. It's gross looking, but you feel better after. Oh, you use that thing they use on TV? Yeah. No, I just... Navage. The Navage.

I just... I just... Put one nostril in the sink and then blow it out the other side. Huh? Is that weird? That's like a really cheap Navage. Really? Yeah, you just...

I mean, it kind of hurts. And then you... Like an elephant, if you will. It clear you out. They make a little squirt bottle. Now you can do the same thing. You squared up once. side comes out to other.

I feel like you need to video this. Yeah. Wow. Because I think I want to watch you snort water from the scene. Yeah. I think that action alone is worthy of video. I don't, I can do it. You want warm water.

Cold water hurts. Does it? Give you a brain frame. Well, you're not supposed to use tap water. You're supposed to use distilled water. Really? Warm distilled water with a little salt in it. Westman Road water got more than salt.

Yeah. Yeah, y'all talk. No, forget that. You wouldn't do it? No. They shove the stuff up your nose and let up. Hey, no, I ain't never used any of that nose spray crap. Now, this is water.

I don't care. Hey. I'll tell you who does use a lot of nose spray. God one. Yeah. Guy one? Every two hours. Guy one.

He's a nose, every two hours. Godwin. And look, don't make the mistake of telling him he's addicted to it. It's my favorite line he's got. I say, you're addicted to that stuff. He's like, I'm addicted to breathing. I'm addicted to oxygen. He's the one.

I can breathe. Yeah, he says, I'm addicted to oxygen. So he just constantly... Oh, yeah. He's on that bag, hard. He don't go nowhere without it. It's like his keys and his wallet. Phone wallet, keys, nose spray.

Mm-hmm. That's how he lives his life. Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah. I've never done that. No, he... He does.

I had a nose spray one of it. I was a kid that kept me from wetting the bed. There you go. I didn't have him either. You didn't ever use that? Every night before I went to bed, wouldn't pee the bed. If I didn't do it,

Waterworks. Really? That is weird. That is weird. How would those two things be connected? Yeah, that don't make sense. The 90s were a different time, man. I mean, those two bits of plumbing are a long way apart.

How do they connect them? It works. I had to take it to my friend's house. Matthew Dobbs have a birthday party. I'm over there. There was like a little line of us. Reese was in the front. He'd do his nose spray.

I'd do mine. Nobody peeped. So all the bedwetters stayed together. Well, that's... Looking back out of it, there was a couple of us. Did y'all ever use each other's no spray if you forget? Nah, that's when you just risked it. Okay.

Called your mom and kept you from going, just go home. Yeah, okay. Did all the kids in that group have a queen-sized bed? Uh-oh. Nah. There's a couple of kings. Hard to say. Hey, Willie slept in the laundry room and he wet the bed until he was like 15.

There you go. Just saying, you don't, there's no, I don't know what decides if you're going to wet the bed a lot or not. I was one of them. Yeah. My kids don't do it, though. Happen one time. They were like, I don't want to do that again. I was like, me neither, but it just kept happening until I got a nose.

Jackson drinks so much water. He peeped through his diaper about every other night. I mean, just slam through it. Well, things are meant to hold, eight to ten pounds. Yeah, he beats that. Eight to ten pounds. Yeah, he can flag it, but he drinks so much water. He's like a little camel.

He loves water. That's good. He's like you. Yeah, he's like like me. He's afraid of the couch. I don't pee through my diaper anymore. Anymore. Yeah.

But one day, I woke up at 5. You will return. Look, my deal, yeah, that day's probably coming sooner rather than later at this point. Like I, I saw. I was taking a sip of tip of time. Got him. Got him. You going to drown him again.

We're going to drown, Cy. You good? Oh, yeah, I'm good. My alarm was supposed to go up 545 this morning. I woke up at 5 o'clock because I had to pee. And I rolled over. He said, I was like, no, I ain't doing it. I'm sleeping.

And then about two minutes later, I said, if I don't get up, I'm going to pee in this bed. No, no, no, I'm going to get up. And then once I did, I was awake. I was like, dadgum it, man. How do you not pee the bed? Because he wakes up every hour. Yeah, I did as a child. But like as an adult, you wake up every 20 minutes?

Huh? Because you pee a lot. Well, hey, I just get up and go pee. You know what's weird? We go on road trips. He don't pee that much. He can go nine hours without peeing. Road warrior.

And he drinks two gallons. tell you every day. But if you share a room with him at duck camp in the middle at night, he's up every hour and a half, two hours. Yeah, I'm banned. They made me sleep in a room with a bed. I slept on one of them recliners in the living room. I must have been after I had to share a room with you because you slept with me.

They took me. Well, no, that's first thing when we went to Kansas. Yeah. You were the new guy. I got in bed and said, no, no way. Get your buddy in there sleeping in the clinton. He said, I ain't. listen to you sound like a hog on that long.

Hogs putting it nicely for what you sound like. Yeah, they made me bunk with sigh. I've never heard you snore. And I've seen you sleep a lot. I haven't either because I think they'll make it up. Yeah, it's pretty impressive. No, he can rip now. I think they're lying.

He can flat rip. Because I've seen you sleep a lot just on this couch right here that used to be the conference room and you walk through inside just be asleep on it with the lights on. Oh, yeah. I never heard you snoring, though. Oh, he snored on that couch in my office before. Hey, I think you're making it up. I got a video somewhere.

I think, say, there's documented videos. Yeah. No, he's wild. He's not who you want to share a room with. But his new guy, yeah, they're like it. Y'all ain't like that department either because, if I didn't go to sleep, I was just listening and just talking about it. And it was like musicians were in the room.

This one was got a high one. This one's got a low one. He's talking about Galvin. It's like somebody that's in there and it's got an orchestra leader because they hit it, boy. Okay, base, come on in. Well, you got Godwin and W.E. right next to each other. The W.E., you know, he's got tiny nostrils.

Big man. Huge man with tiny nostrils. In fact, that was one of his nicknames that Al gave him, Tiny Nostrils. Oh, tiny nostril. Next time you see him, look, look at him. I'm out in my head right now I'm realizing. When he snores, it's like, like Sal was saying, a musical issue. Hold on.

A high piss. Oh, yeah. Hoo! You get into a roof, you go hunting like six guys and they all start sleeping. And it's just like somebody is standing there with a little wand going, all right, let's get it. Yeah, about night, about night three of it, I threatened to not go duck up. Yeah.

I'm just going to stay here and sleep once all you all you leave. So you got W. you got Gawin inside W.E. And then Gawin. And inside. Wee. He ain't wrong.

That's what it sounds like. Ow, then used to go to sleep. They'd go to sleep. That was a great impression. Don't know. Yeah, Al would get up, okay, and walk in there with a clothespin. And just lightly, okay, just real sense.

and it's real gently and put it on W.E.'s And he's in there just and ain't making it a cell. And a man with tiny nostrils, I could pert to be fatal. Yeah. You know?

It stops that. That was the best impression I've ever heard of W.E.E. and Godwin, but it was them snoring. But see, Gobindon got on that Darth Vader mass. He don't do that anymore. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he got to plug in before he goes to bed. Yeah.

Yeah, I share a room with Godwin a lot of places we go, which is fine, because his little machine makes like a white noise sound. So it puts me right to sleep. No, no, it's just like when they was doing the movie and it and Dark Raiders talking. That's what it sounds like all that long. Oh, yeah, his little. Look. Come over to the white dark side.

That's all you hear all night. I don't think that's... dark size. You have to ask Johnny D, but I'm not sure that's exactly how that way. I mean, it's close. Close to the movie. I remember it well, but I can't. I'm not good on, you know.

Oh, man. Well, we got big news today. Do we? We have a guest. Oh. Oh, I was like, wow, what happened? Somebody. No, somebody pregnant?

No, there's a doctor in the house. There is a doctor. We do have a doctor. So let's take our first break and we'll bring the good doctor. We're going to bring the doc in. Bring the doctor in. All right. We'll be back right after this.

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that's right the doctor is in the house so you got any medical issues lay it on yep well we're not a live show with phone in so i don't really know who's supposed to lay what on who but We got a phone set up to answer all that? And now I ain't got a mic by his mouth. What is this? Rookie Night over there? Unbelievable. You got to open the back.

But anyway, if you've been a faithful listener, you've probably seen Dr. Deans before. But if you're new or you have, maybe you missed that one, Doc, what? Just remind the folks what you're a doctor of. I'm a painologist, which is the main reason I came. Stone needed a little help down there at the new Judy Chopin class. Oh. So I drove over here and did the sheetrock patch. He said, yeah, we'll go hunting in the morning.

Anyway, we did sheet rock repairs all morning. Oh. Skip to hunt. That was probably just as productive as duck out in Louisiana. So, yeah. I get him way more productive. Yeah, way more productive. Oh, boy can sling a little mud for a doctor.

That's good. Yeah. That's good. Sheet rock, yeah, I learned how to do that during my remodel last year when Brittany was pregnant because they wasn't getting done fast enough. I was over mud and sheet rock at night. It probably looks about like what I just did. for snaw. Well, they come back and smoothed it out, but I got the bulk of it done. They just had to

come back and fix it. But I learned, they told me I was pretty good by the end of it. Yeah, I don't want to do it for a living. They're just trying to tell you that where you quit. That's fine. Yeah, I quit. I'll drag up on you. Let them do it. Yeah, I got a lot, well, there was a little bit of a language barrier. So, you know. Piquito. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Oh, it's been a while since you've been. It's been two years? Two years. since he's been here been on the podcast i don't know remember yeah no george won that's championship that day that was the day of days day of days oh they're not gonna win tonight that was two years ago that was two years ago yeah that was two years ago we got up that morning that just like this year had me

killing any ducks and the mallards came that morning we killed a good bit of mallards oh yeah feet down feet down in the hole and then did the podcast that day and then went deer hunting that evening we had one buck left to shoot and he come out in front of sigh and sigh shot him so we didn't kill the mallard didn't didn't kill the mallard just more georgia ain't playing tonight or jay ain't playing so are y'all going deer hunt no no wind's blowing 30 miles an hour so we're not deer so this is the exact opposite yeah pretty much we got a fan on that sheet rock patch that's what we're going to be doing this afternoon we go back to the school and there was some sheet rocking yeah he's got a fan on the sheet rock right now waiting on it to change color yeah we tell the story last

time about about how we all met and everything i don't know tell it again it's been so long it's been two years yeah we did it was on a on uh on brooks and dunn's tour bus yeah so so so dr dean's running buddy j graham uh all right i owned this uh tour bus that used to belong to brooks and dunn Well, I did some work for a children's home and then in Hattiesburg. And his payment was to go shoot these tame quails down there. Wait, but they fly. Oh, so we had a ski sheet, was it a ski sheet? A ski sheet.

Yeah. A ski sheet for the raise money for the orphanage. So we pull up there and this big tour bus comes up. And I'm like, what the world's going on here? And then he steps off. Yeah. and Jay Graham had a beard, big beard at that time too, I think, stepped off right behind him, and I told Cy, I said, look at that cat right there.

And sigh said, good. No, that boy got to look about him, don't he? I said, yeah, he got to look about him. And then one thing led to another. He got to run in his mouth. We've been friends ever since. You realize, yeah, I'll probably get along with this old boy. Well, no, no.

What happened, you know, Stone was my security for that event. Yeah. Okay, and they had brought the tour bus for me to take a break on. Okay, it was my moving green room. Nap, nap space. Yeah. So look, I come on in there, y'all, and Stone's in there, y'all. Jay Graham and this cat comes walking in, and Stone said, hey, what are y'all doing here?

Y'all and they said, well, we're going to, you'll come here and relax. He said, no, he ain't. He said, that's for him to relax him. He said, y'all need to get off the bus. y'all was he was starting to walk away and jay ground said wait a minute do you know whose bus this is and stone said no all i know is is for him and he said well it's my bus i bought the stupid thing and then i said well in that case he said so you're going to throw me off of my own bus right yeah and ever since then we all been saying after that

you know we go to mississippi all the time i don't recall that's the way it happened oh no you were very friends. He took the man that owned the bus off his own bus. Well, you just let the storyteller do the storyteller. Yeah, that's right. Like you said, though, since then, I've best friends. It's been 95% true, though. They were all there. That's probably about the only accurate part of it.

We were there and we were on a bus. That's right. And Stone did ask us why we were on the bus. And Jason said, because I own it. Yeah. That was sort of how that went. And that's pretty well the Trump car. Yeah, and it was sort of like, all right. You can stay.

Yeah. You can stay. No, no, that's how it is. That's not anything. Well, Jake Graham, you can stay, but this cat. He got to go. You got to go. You got to get out of here.

Oh, Lord. We've been ever since then. We've been back and forth, and we'll go down there during the summertime. Dr. Dane's going to be a big pond. Jack Graham owns a huge pond that has got huge bath in it. We do a lot of fishing when we go over there. You ever caught one of? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Now, that pond's in North Mississippi, not purpose. Well, hey, you don't want to tell them with the pond. I'm saying, near tunica. That's where that pond is. You don't want to tell them with the pond that. I don't want to go fishing on the graveyard ground farm. Oh, man.

Rednecks will be redneck. You can't tell them where they're at. Like old Phil did with old Bradshaw that time, put a toe sack over his head. Radshaw said, you're joking, right? And Phil said, no, son. He said, you asked me, would I take your fishing? And I said, yeah, but you got to wear a tolack over your head. He said, I ain't going to let you see where my sweetos at.

So it shows him molding down the river. Bradshaw got an old tolask on his head. Oh, for years, I thought Phil was making that up. No. But then when Phil got the alumnus of the year at Louisiana Tech, Bradshaw was there. I was in a room with Phil and Terry Bradshaw and Al. And the first thing Bradshaw said to Phil, he said, I'll never forget that time you put that sack over my head.

And I thought, it's true. And they put that in the movie. You know, the sad part is, that's really what you have to do if you take somebody fishing. Hey, you don't want them knowing your favorite home. Well, nowadays they've got GPSs, you know. They get on the GPSs. Or mark it on their phone. Yeah.

That old boy used to work for Doug Commander. I can't remember. Austin. Took him fishing in. Austin. And he's back here with a. when them handheld. Yeah.

Oh, he was. He was, He was, okay. He was marking Stone's hot hole. Yeah, hot holes. Down there on Brewing, wasn't it? Yeah, let me. He said, I'm coming back here.

Yeah. You got to watch these boys. I can get back in on that. Yeah, you got to watch. Yeah, I did that to Stone first time we took me of where not to fish. Because we's gone on each other first couple times. We got our whole.

Yeah. We didn't know each other well enough to get right. I want to take you on a juice or not. Yeah. Let's figure this out. How much stay in power you got. Anyway, but let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.

Oh, man. What are the greatest shows of all times. Sanford and son? Oh, yeah. It was a, you big dummy? Yeah. That was a good. Hold on Elizabeth.

I'm coming. I love that. My dad watch that every day, and I used as a kid. I was like, I wish you'd turn that old mess off, and now I find myself, I see it on. I stop them. Oh, yeah. Just taking a walk down memory lane.

Oh, it's funny. With him and Lamont and Grady. Oh, Grady. Yeah. And Esther. She got to whooping him with that in purse, man. Oh, loy. They don't make TV like that.

No, no. Because everybody get too offended now. You can't make him kind of jokes no more. You know, but that's back when TV was funny to me. I am. I'm an Andy Griffin. Andy Griffin. Andy Griffin's good.

Yeah. Ain't no doubt. Yeah. He was a good one. I'm trying to think of all of them old ones. mash was good and they all had one thing in common what's that truth real life yeah yeah they didn't care yeah yeah they just addressed that was real life yeah yeah yeah that's what you're seeing when you was out in the streets yeah it was just it it was good samfer and son had ain't esther

d'nester Doug dynasty had uncle sigh is it you know real life real and he got called a big dummy a lot you big dummy you big dummy get back over here i trying to remember her husband oh her husband's name was woodrow woodrow yeah woodrow yeah yeah i sitting there trying to remember all the characters off of it oh that was a good show that was man that was fun what was lamont's buddy's name ralow ralow yeah yeah golly man i hope some folks in the comments watch sanford son because that'd be fun that that that's a fun yeah it's a good one well that is just It, you know, if you look back in history, uh-oh.

No, there was times when stuff like that was just, you know, that was the norm. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because it was real and was truthful. Yeah. Because I knew a lady that was just like Anne Esther. She would put you in your place quickly. I'm talking about.

Then you married her. Huh? No, it ain't Miss Christine. Christine ever whoop you with a purse. You can be honest. She tried. I can see that. She would sling that purse or that Bible with equal enthusiasm, whatever she's coming at.

Whatever, whatever was right at the time. Yeah. She would switch them off. She did the Bible. She was in with the Bible with God's word. Then when she just needed a hit, hey, she'd use the purse. She got that purse. She'd hit old Jays with a purse in a split second.

Who's that, Christine? Oh, yeah. Christine and Jace don't get along? I don't know. Well, he's too much like me. Yeah, she'd knock him smooth out if she had the chance. No, that's why Jace is Jace. We kept him when he was a baby.

A lot. Oh. And I didn't realize it until, you know, that day I'd come home and told him, and Jace, I got the fist fight. She says, well, I've been expecting that. She said, y'all just like. Yeah, and that's what you're talking about? She said, hey, we kept that kid when he was a baby.

Yeah. And he's got so many of your mannerism, that's why you can't get along with him. Yeah. We too much it likes. Yeah. Yeah. And I always tell me, you know, he said, I'm not hard-headed. I said, no, you know, you, no, you ain't hard-heads.

It's about like a stiper's stump there, knees, him sapper's knees. That's about that hard-headed you are. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There you go. But it's all because of you. I kept him too much. Are you hard-headed?

No. I'm the easiest guy I know to get along with. You just got to know how to get along. This is one of the times, sir, you have the wrong last name for that. So, I don't get to say that often about you boys, but, you know, there you go. I've never seen Jason that mad before. In the elm hole scaffold. Over and up.

I'll tell the truth. I'll tell the 100% true version of what happened. Okay, to the T. Oh, yeah, I was there too. Mark was there, Tom was there. I was right beside silence. Y'all leave out the most important pot. Well, we'll see.

I'll see if I leave it out. I don't know about that. So it's getting late. When I say late, it's 12 o'clock. It may have been even late. No, it was too. The sun was straight. The sun, it was at least straight up.

I know that. It was lunchtime. It was past that. It was 2 o'clock. It was 12 o'clock. Because I remember, because Al had an interview you set up for Phil at 12 o'clock. I remember that distinctly.

Now we didn't make. Fitted didn't I make things. So Al was kind of rushing, rushing. I mean, crap, you had duck hunting until 12 noon. I mean, who does that? Nobody. Nobody but us back in. Yeah, back in.

But we would hunt all day. Yeah. Well, right. This is the ride the hole. Right the hole. Of course, it was a clear day, Chris. And the old wind blowing. Everything was right to do it.

Conditions were perfect for something magic. magical to happen. So Jace wanted to ride it out. Al had an interview for Phil at noon. He said, we need to leave, we need to leave. Well, Phil finally relented. He said, we're going to leave. I'll go get the boat.

When Phil goes to get the boat, Jay says, y'all don't leave until he gets the boat. Well, the boat ain't but, what, 60 yards? It ain't far over. It's just at the elbow. Probably 50. Yeah.

So when Phil gets out of the blind, side gets out of the blind Martin gets out of blind Godwin gets out of the blind Al I think Al got out of the blind so me and Jay strong was left in the blind

taking a leak because he's he kind of got unscathed on this whole deal Garvin was taking a leak too Gobwin was on the ladder and Al was back there so about the time

everybody gets out of the blind but I start picking up decoys yeah I mean he's older than me at that time he's 60 something a 60 year old man started picking up decoys

well the 20-something me or old man's going to get out and help pick up decry. I ain't going to watch him work. Yeah, that's right. So, but there I went, out of the blind, help and pick up decoys. Buddy, we ain't no sooner than got out there. Yeah. Get down.

They're coming. I'm like, Jay said, get a tree. So we look up, and I ain't kidding you. I'm gone. It's a cloud of 100 mallets. 100 flying tight. I'm talking about working the lake, work in the lake. And then Jason's like, get a tree, get a tree.

Well, everybody gets a tree. so we thought, and them ducks make a big loop, and all of a sudden they're right on top of us like this, coming simultaneously. So they get down in the hole and flare straight up. Jace raised up, bunt, peel one out by the hundred. And he had him at 60 yards, and I, that's what pissed him off. No, what pissed him off was.

Yeah, no. When, after he shot, he looked. down there and sigh was standing in the middle of the duck going. I wasn't standing. With about 15 decoys. I was not standing. Raffed it up behind him. Hey, now here's what really happened.

When he said, hey, get a, find a tree. I'm looking at duck shadows on the decoys in the water. Well, that is. Hey, I want, I'm like this. I'm sitting on the bottom. It ain't but waste deep. I got water. right here.

I don't think stick it up my head. You know, because that's the reason I didn't move. The ducts are over right coming down.

They're stiffing you. I looked over at shooting for us. He was like this. I wasn't hot. You tell the ball face lie. I was sitting down in the water.

He shot three times and I looked up when he started shooting. The ducks are about 50 yards above me. Boom, miss. boom miss boom

125 yards high he shoots the highest doctor is and killed him when he said what are you doing I told you get a tree and I said hey I can't get a tree

the doctor and the duck in the decoy I said why did you shoot that one up at 125 yards I said you had 60 to 50 yards I said you should have killed

three you idiot well then we just I just nose the nose I'm blah yeah that's bad that water

was a little deeper than that because I did get a tree and I filled my waiters up full of water. Well, hey, I sat down in it. I'll tell you that. I wasn't standing with it. And look, what they didn't tell you from 7 o'clock when we can see good, we picked the wrong spot number one. I told them, I said, I'd already go to the lake. So we didn't. It's a beautiful day.

He's not wrong about that. Yeah. So look, we've been watching the ducks do this and going down in the lake all morning. It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon. So when I went to pick up decoys, look, I was grabbing decoys, and I was throwing about 15 yards in a pile. Yeah. Well, the ducks on the lake heard it.

Splash, splash, splash, splash. I've been picking decoys up for 15 minutes. Throw them. Next time I know, get out, give a fee. Y'all. And I said, hey, you idiot, they wouldn't even come up there if I hadn't been throwing the decoys. I said, so what's this all this? it's getting mad and reddy in the face about it my favorite part is i still get pissed off about it

oh yeah oh no because the story they told was just a bald-faced lie i'm standing in the decoys i didn't have a decoy in my hand i've been throwing them for 15 minutes they were in a pile there's about 15 of them in a pile right behind you oh it's so good it was about 30 30 degrees but hey too we come to close because I had doubled my fist up and he had doubled his up. I was expecting him to swing. Oh, I was too. I just knew. At that point, I said, I ain't going to work here anymore.

No, no. I just knew that I was. We had both doubled up and was just nose to nose screaming to each other. And I said, well, whenever he throws the first one, I'm fixed to get on him like, white on bread. Because I was getting chewed out for going and helping an old man pick up decoyed. Oh, yeah. You know, I was like. And at what point did I do?

do something wrong. He got out there. I just followed it. What was I going to do? I mean, the same thing was going to happen whether I was there or not. That's what I never understood. Well, then, you know, once all the dust settled, Phil said, all, boys, we're all going to gather up and have a meeting of the duck men at the house. So I thought, in my mind I was thinking he's going to smooth everything out, get everybody lined out.

No. No, no. He gathered. He gathered everybody up and proceeded to chew everybody's butt for getting out of the duck blind before the boat was crunk up. Like the worst football coach butt you and you ever got. He had that finger pointed, like tapping you on the chest, and I'm like, uh-oh. I've been here before. It was personal. You are a, ha, ha, ha.

Yeah, like, we about to, we about to. You grit that. You're killing me. Yeah, I was like, we're about to run gassers, stadiums, bear crawl. We about to do something. It's going to be bad here. It was bad. And then it was at that point, I said, you know,

what, there's a different mouth strap to this duck up. Yeah. I don't think I've been back. Well, we've done that so many times. It's always we'll sit there and talk about, well, y'all about ready to go. Because one day, hey, 4.30 to the blind, it's like 525. Legal is 5.30. We've got five minutes.

We've been there all day long. We've got five minutes. All right, load up. Let's get out here. We're getting a boat. When we get to the brunk brush where we go in to park the boat, we look back

and 100 Big Maller Drake's, all of them, just in the decoys. And Phil said, he just shut the motor off and looked at it. He says, you know, he said, we're ignorant. He said, no, we got past ignorant. We're stupid. He said, we was here at 4.30

this morning. And we sit in this blind until 525. And he said, and then like an idiot, I said, load up. Let's get out of here. And he said,

and what happens? 100 greenheads. Right in the D-Card. He said, we don't have been there all day. Why didn't we just stay five more minutes? Because we've done run smooth out of groceries. Yeah.

Yeah. We've done that so many times and we'll sit there and tell me, okay, we better to go, yeah, okay, everybody get out and let's go pick up dig up. We all out there picking up decards. Guess what, look up. here they come.

They flare. Well, it don't matter. No, it don't matter when you go pick your stuff up these ducks coming. It don't matter. It don't make any difference.

We can stay there until midnight and when we got out picking up decoy they're going to fly in there at dark. It's that splashing, ain't it? That's what it draws them. They can hear it for miles. You need to build a contraption stone

just took a decoy on a rope and it just splash about every every couple of minutes. It just slings it and splash. Well, no, no. No, no. You said that? No, no.

Hey, Jason, if you watch him work a jerk string, when they turn their butts away from them and fly it, Jason makes him make you splash, he's over. He's over there talking about, look like he's doing a workout. We're just going to have to get Jason here, and y'all just going to have to get this. No, no. It won't be good. Battle Royale.

Oh, I want to hear that same story with Jayce. It won't do any good. Well, Jace came on number 300, so when we get to 600, he may come back. Oh, no, he did say he had fun. Really? No, no, yeah. His podcasts were not fun. Uh-oh.

So, you know, I actually enjoy this. That's fun. And I said, yeah, I know. Oh, we always have fun here. Oh, well, let's take our last break. We'll get in them emails. We'll be back right after this. So I just went on a monologue.

about him killing Dugs and nobody else. And remember, I got two PhDs. That's right. Okay. He's got two of them. I got two of them. First of all, nobody sent any pictures of the Sia Lufa in. Uh-oh.

So apparently those are out of the rotation. It's not. It's not. Which is a good thing. But Chris, uh, former, he doesn't say what he was,

who he was with. America, though. He was on deployment. And there was one guy that had one. I guess in the barracks and he would always yell get to armpits, Jack, which is quasi-disturbing. I'm not sure if I like it or not. But that was the only person who said that they knew somebody that even used the weird sly lufa. Dr. Dean's probably had a sialufa at some point.

He said woohoo. Anyway. And then there's also Sydney from Madison, Florida emailed in. and she wanted to just show off her 16th birthday cake. That's really nice. Happy birthday. Now, this was a while ago. I think this was her cake from 2016 when Duck Dynasty was at his height.

Well, Ty did have a little dark in his beard back then. That's a good-looking cake, though. Yeah, it is. I don't care what it. And since we're going now, Memory Lane, the moment that will live in infamy in Duck Commander history, Jaden from Lincoln, Nebraska, emails in.

And we don't do a lot of Duck Dynasty recollection here. And they just want to know what was everybody's favorite moment of Duck Dynasty. And we've done this before, but it's always a good catch-up. And I think I know what you're going to say. Oh, yeah. My favorite episode was when I had the fat little CEO

of Duck Commander handcuffed to this. Why is he on his guy? He had to go everywhere I had to go. He had to take a leak with you. Yeah, hey, a man that drinks two of these a day takes a lot of pit stops. I'm like one of them fine-tuned race cars. You know, you're running you about 10 laps. It's what you're doing?

He's taking a pit stop. I don't need no gasoline, but I do need to go take a leak. And hey, I told Willie, I said, hey, that's when I had my Tupperware glass. I said, Willie, this had about... This had about this much in it. I said, Willie, look. He said, oh, no. I said, oh, yeah.

He said, oh, no. And I said, oh, yeah, come on. I started dragging it behind the duce knife. I said, I got to go. And then we're standing there. It shows us, they got, the cameras on our backs. Well, that's good. And you hear Willie say, you just peeed on my hand.

I said, well, get it out of the way. he said why don't you put that Tupperware class in the other hand i said hey nope that's my drinking hand i said this is the holding hand the holding hand he's he drinks so much tea he has a drinking hand and a holding hand we just learned about size he's not ambidextures no right hey one thing at a time boy just not that'd be a multitasker as someone who said multitasking is out okay the worst part is I'm saying the worst part is setting his chair about 300 times now and he's always drinking with his right hand and I'm on his

side. Yeah, you know what he's doing with that other one. Every time he grabs me, that's with the holding hand. That's the hold in. That's why he's holding you. That's it. That time we were in Scotland was pretty fun. I always forget about that. Then I had a memory pop up the other day of us in that tug of war. You know, you go over there and you kind of pride for me, you're like, these boys ain't going to beat us in tug war. They whipped you, didn't they? drug us through the mud like seven times in a row because you know reality TV

you know we're doing it one more time yeah got to get it once I was like I'm tired of getting drug through the mud because I went all out on the first one well you and still got drug through the mud

so then when you had to do it again it was just getting drug harder and that's not good for you because you had to be team captain of tug of war with that group yeah yeah you'd be first pick

mm-hmm And you just got drug? Oh. Like a rag doll. These guys, you know, it ain't no use to me doing it. They do it for fun. Now, see what I will say, and they didn't tell us, all them boys, you know, you're playing on that Scottish grass.

Well, it's like really slick. It ain't like our grass around here. It's mowed real tight. It's like golf course grass. It's more like, what's the turf? Astro terrestrial. Artificial turf. And I noticed.

Look, anybody you don't want to do tug of war with people that flip telephone poles for fun. That's true. That is another true assessment. Their arms are about big as black deer's neck. But they all had cleats on too. Oh, that's not fair. Oh, they didn't tell us. That's nothing about cleats.

Now, let me go ahead and preface this. Have we had cleats on? He still were getting drunk through the mud. Yeah. I just may have been able to hold the front line a little bit longer if I had some grip. It would be more of a skid. Oh, buddy. I gave it everything I have, buddy.

Oh, y'all got no chance. Oh, them boys. By guys in miniature cowboy hats. Yeah, but when they settle in, buddy, look, I dropped my life. Uh-oh. There goes. Look, we're all sitting down, and they're still putting us across the line. Oh, they smashed us.

Yeah. But, hey, like I said, a lot of technique involved. Yeah. Anybody that flips telephone poles for fun, you don't want to mess with them. I was even wearing vest back then now. And a camera. Look at him.

Look at him. Oh, man. That was a fun one, though. But, I mean, it was embarrassing because they just beat the tar out of us. And then they throw, like, this thing that looks like a shot put, but ain't a shot put. And they signed me up for that. And I think I still need rotator cuff surgery.

Because, of course, I went ham. I was like, oh, you give me a thing? I'll throw that sucker. I thought that joker. No. A lot of technique. I threw that and my arm out there. I was like, oh, bad call.

What's that behind that thing? He said, that's my arm. Elbow. Yeah. Yeah, we got smashed in all those games. But pride is a bad thing. It's a weird preacher. Yeah.

What is it saying? Because I don't like getting whooped or nothing. Before the fall. Yeah. I don't like getting whooped to nothing. So I'll give you all I got. And they still whooped me and I hurt and, you know, whatever. It's fine.

It happens. It sucks. I had like carpet burn from getting drug through that mudding and blue jeans. I mean, them suckers drug us so bad. And that was the weak team. That was the one they're like, well, try these guys. No, they still drug. That first team?

Big. Like, I mean, we looked like a plow behind a ox. So we did dug a trench going down through there. It was a bad deal. But it was fun. The Duck Dynasty tug of war. In Scotland. I don't think Duck Dynasty will ever.

top killer, the dog, or when Sye told them kids, you ever been to the nom? You ever been to nom? That are the turkey dance. The turkey dance was a good one. And when he was with all the grandkids and had to feather boas around his next? So I don't have any lipstick or something. That was a good one. There's a few of them I remember.

Phil said something that day. He said, I can't believe you did that. I said, hey, look, you had all sons. Yeah. I said, I had a daughter. Yeah, you had a little girl. I said, I had a daughter. So you knew what grand babies was like.

I said, hey, look, if you ever, I said, you'll never understand. Yeah. It's all this about, you know, who's a man? I said, no. I said, when you got a little girl, I said, hey, she's got dad wrapped around her little finger. Whatever she wants to do, dad's going to be involved in it. That's the only done around smooth out of fingers. I'm telling you.

No, dear stream mine his or one of mine, I shoot you, and the other one to choke you unconscious. I got them trying to. They're prepared. Look, you ain't got about one to worry about. Yeah, I know. The other two, you got two, okay? If they mess around, hey, you're going to get shot,

or if you mess around, I'm going to choke you out. You're going to pass out. Oh, man. Oh, no. Y'all, Sage's coming out one day. He didn't invite me over to eat a steak. I'm sitting in the couch, you know, sitting down, and Sage comes running in.

I think she was six, seven months of time. Come run in and she gets right in front of me and squares up. And she's like this, she's telling me, Uncle Si. I said, what? She said, you want to wrestle? I said, Sage, get your butt out of the yard and play. I said, I'm not going to let you choke me out. Could you see what again.

All that. She choked Carly's boyfriend out. And he literally, you know, passed out. that was his own fault oh no it was funny she come in there jump behind him he's on the couch she jumped up and throws that arm behind and locked it down

and he had a phone in his hand and the first thing dropping it the phone hit the floor and then stonged said let that boy go and about that time he is already going he was out got to learn how to tap oh man quick tap

I do have one on there that I saw I think they sent us to both of us but. Let me see. Brianka. From North Carolina. She just wanted a shout out on the podcast. She's graduating.

Hello, Brianka. In May 2024 and she said she'll be her mom's first and only child that has graduated college. Yeah. So I thought it was cool. Congrats. She just wanted a shout out. So there you go. Congratulations on graduating college.

You stuck it out. You did it. That's a milestone in the ladies. Yeah. Yeah. You did it. Congratulations. Excellent, young lady.

Way to go. You want to send us out of here, Big Dog? Yes, I do. Joshua 1-8. That's the one before Joshua 1-9. Do not let this book of the law depart from your mouth, meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it.

Then you will be prosperous and successful. Hey, I like that. Sounds pretty good to me. Sounds pretty good to me. Sound me like, read your Bible and everything be all right. That's right. There you go. What a concept.

Martin, you're on to something. We'll see y'all next time right here. We're out. Thank you.