Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Joins John Luke Robertson to Play Their Own Video Game

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

Uncle Si and John Luke fire up the old “Duck Dynasty” video game right on the set, and Si can’t get over how hilarious his digital alter ego’s jokes are. John Luke’s in-game twin gets roaste...d for his weird body movements, bizarre missions, and the totally random tasks he’s assigned in the swamps of Louisiana. John-David dives into savage Amazon reviews, and Martin loses track of all the fourth-wall breaks happening at once. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:06 Look at our couch full of Johns. I don't know. Welcome back to the duck door room. Happy Thanksgiving. There you go. We're very relaxed for Thanksgiving on a couch. I'm. With a camera pointed to back.
Starting point is 00:00:19 I'm potentially going to lobby for two couches and get rid of the tables. You like this idea? You look more comfortable than me. I'm very uncomfortable because the camera's... That's because you're short. Makes the couch is higher. A little higher, you're saying? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:35 You're going to have... Or maybe an ottoman where you can prop your feet up. I do. Yeah. Or recliners. Oh, recliners. That'd be, well, you can do that because you got a headset. Cliners would be better than the couch.
Starting point is 00:00:46 At this point on Thanksgiving Day, though. Individual recliners. I wonder how comfortable. I don't want to see it. If you don't want to show to people at home, don't show me. That's right. Yeah. Oh, Jallel.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Well, y'all are family. It's fine. John Luke's named after me, so we're good. Yeah, I mean. No, this doesn't work at all. There's it. Nice. Oh.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Oh, well, we... We brought John Luke in because John Luke is a prop podcast guest host. He's a what? He brings props. John Luke, what have you brought us today? What are y'all going to play? I have no idea what's... Okay, we have Duck Diocese, the video game on Xbox.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Okay, is this one with the little shooting ducks? Yeah. That's Duck Hunter. That was actually before your time. You can hunt ducks on this one. No, this is one... I never did play it. I just actually saw somebody play it.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Yeah. ducks in this? You can do all kinds of stuff. Yeah. Uh-oh. Okay. Hunter hit it. Whose game is this? This is hunters. Hunter's a big fan. Is there noise? What was this? Empty, empty. Okay, wait. Should we do story or mini games?
Starting point is 00:01:50 I want to know what the story of Duck Dynasty, the video game is. It's the story of me in my life. Is it really? Yeah. Oh, do we get to get to the chapter where you have twins? Wait. Yes. They blurred. Oh, my goodness. What in the world? Man, oh man.
Starting point is 00:02:09 When you got it, you got it. And let me tell you, I definitely got it. Hey, what you got? Bedbugs? You better watch out. Look, those little suckers are nasty. And numb, the bedbugs were so bad that you'd wake up on the floor because, hey, they'd toss you off in the middle of the night. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Yeah. There's so many things wrong with that statement. I'm talking about having it, the gift, the talent. I am the duck call builder extraordinaire. Oh, good grief. Here we go again. That's this room, by the way. You ever wonder what perfection sounds like?
Starting point is 00:02:48 It sounds a lot like this. It's like poetry for the ears, isn't it? Oh, come on. Hey, I'm just trying to do this person. Here is that. John Luke over there. It's an intern. Gentlemen.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Hello. Willie. Party pooper alert. Whoop, whoop. Yeah, that's funny. What's going on in here? Let me guess. Working hard to complete that order for the big house. Shocker.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Actually, I was just showing the ropes to young John Luke over here since he wants to work with us someday. Hey, I'm all about that. But you know, it doesn't take just a strong work ethic. In order to succeed here, you have to be a well-round-rovers. He needs to switch bodies with that tubby intern in the middle. Yeah, who is that? Everyone looks like they're...
Starting point is 00:03:40 That is an awesome beard. They're models that we got for the show. What? You'll get there. Just listen to us. On the revival. That's right. I got to look up.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Oh, that's Bob. Bo. That's cousin Bo. I'd like to thank y'all for not using me as Cousin'Bow. Didn't know anything. That would have been you. Listen to his voice. It wasn't easy.
Starting point is 00:04:02 He had to bust his tail. Learn everything he could about being a full-blown Robertson. Not listening. to Jays. And eventually he earned his strikes. Really? Now look at him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Bam. Well, this has to be as miserable as the rest of us working under this tyrant dictator. I wish you would actually work. Anyway, C.B. Help out old John Luke here if he has any questions. Oh, no. You need help.
Starting point is 00:04:28 I got answers. Tell us, C.B. What's it like working amongst the duck called communities most deleteer. I'm looking at up. This is before AI. So, stop thinking your nose with that. You're going to hurt yourself again. Hey, when you got a bugger way up there, you need to dislodge it somehow.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Or it'll damn up your nostril like a beaver down. And hey, eventually, you'll never breathe again. That can't possibly be true. I think I got it. It's like that he entertains himself. I lost it. He's laughing at his own jokes. In a 12-year-old video.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Oh, God. That's not, Phil. Hey, found it. What are you doing up here, Phil? Well, your mama sent me up here to get y'all's help. We're getting ready for the big dinner Sunday. I could use some assistance from you boys and hunting and whatnot, ducks, squirrels, frogs, you name it. If you kill it, we grill it.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Know what I'm saying? Hey, you don't have to ask me twice. I'm in. Although I'm usually opposed to skipping out on work, I actually think this could be a good opportunity for John Luke to learn the ropes. If you want to work up here one day, you don't need to be a well-rounded Robertson, starting today. So do you actually play anything in this? I'm just watching a little. I'm just quiet.
Starting point is 00:05:44 John Lee, you can come with me. You need to learn duck calling 101 taught by none other than the best and most handsome. What's my posture going on there? You're like you ready to work somebody. There's,
Starting point is 00:05:56 I'm glad to see you. Jason's like, where you what? Your cousin, like, yeah, now you're walking like a sub desperado and a western. Hold on. I'm so tall, too.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Yeah, Willie. we'll do it later. They beef me up a little bit. This is only available on Amazon's Canadian website for some reason. Okay, we're skipping these cuttunes. Wow, that was the best part.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Look around. So you're just in a swamp looking around. Okay. Okay, I found it. I found it. I found it on Amazon. At what point do we apologize
Starting point is 00:06:39 to the people that bought this? Sir, you won't Hey, we're having fun. On Amazon, this video game, I promise this isn't a commercial because I don't even think... Who even is getting this now? It's got a 4.5 star rating out of 5 from 677 people. People love this game. Does it show the dates on the rating?
Starting point is 00:07:03 You know what's even funnier? When this game came out as in me as a character, my dad wouldn't let me play video games. Really? He was anti-video games. He's always been. He's always, so I didn't even play this. He wants you to sit there and watch Fox News instead of do puzzles with your mind. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Oh, he wants you to play Scrabble because he can win. That's what he is. Okay, we're running. There's a dog. What kind of running posture is this? Oh, no, you're a little bow-legged. I don't know you like that, but. Let's go on my neck, too.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Okay, we're going to the blind. Get in the blind with the guy. I'm in the blind. Yeah, look over a tutorial. All right, beardless nephew. Welcome to the duck blind. I know what you're thinking. You've been to a duck blind before.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Big deal. I thought our podcast was aimless. Oh, wait. You have to blow a duck call? Wait. Yeah. So a call is made up of a series of notes. Okay. I'm actually learning something right now.
Starting point is 00:08:05 It's hitting the right note at the right time. That's a green duck. Here, I'll show you. Mm-hmm. Now you give it a try, John Luke. Okay. You can tell that was Jace. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Jace actually, that was Jace's audio. Make a feed call. That was it? Make two? Well, this is like the tutorial. We should have skip this. Okay. Good.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Good. Good. Oh, this is great. I'm reading reviews right now. that are right above you to land near your decoys. Hey, there's some ducks coming in. Call them in. Call them in.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Why is Cousin Bo the expert? I think I hear of. I think there's no one else where they are. Feed call. I definitely wouldn't have started with a fee call. Now you do feed call. Yeah, what should we have started with? You should shoot them right now.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Shoot them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh. Shot him in the butt. No, bad call. That's over his limit. I might get the game more than a person. This person said one star made an excellent gag gift.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Great in the worst possible way. Hey, there's another flock over there. Whoa, hold on. Oh, you got to hit a B. Go get... Here they come, boy. Wait, wait, wait, waste, waste, wait, wait. And kill him.
Starting point is 00:10:00 There you go. Now, that's good. Oh, he shot that first one on the water. I think he just shot three in the row. Five, six. All right, two problems with Jay's. He ain't got no plug in his gun and now he's over to limit on Mallards. Yeah, he's, he's...
Starting point is 00:10:14 And here comes another bunch right in. Oh, you just pour the cold. What happened if I... Oh, actually. tried to mess up that time. I didn't. You were a natural. That's your game.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Some dude reviewed this in October of 2014 and was just a savage. Don't shoot the dog. Nice. Hey, Matthew McConaughey in there. All right, all right. That's who they got to play cousin Bo,
Starting point is 00:10:41 Matthew McConaughey. He must have been prepping for Dallas Buyers Club. All right, we got some real footage. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what, because of our friends over at Tritels beef, make such a good product, ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sall Robertson, would say,
Starting point is 00:11:15 buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where the, that beef comes from, but with Tritails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Triedales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper,
Starting point is 00:11:51 garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedails beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat eater, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash.
Starting point is 00:12:15 That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Oh, I can drive the truck? Jason, why don't we? Oh, man. Some of the reviews are magical. Our fans are as funny as us. Yeah. Are they witty?
Starting point is 00:12:31 Because we're not. Since Blu-ray disc are toxic, I threw it away and gave the game case to my dog who carries it around the house partly as a trophy and partly in shame. Oh, wait, I could change the radio station. He buried it by the road. Oh, yeah, what we listen to on a radio?
Starting point is 00:12:48 Oh, this is basically GTA. Grand Theft Auto, a little active shooter. Can I go faster? Wait, part of the video game was finding a radio station that Cousin Bo or Jace like? Yeah. I got some big questions about Cousin Bo. I got more questions about why do you walk like that? Did you put on the weird suit and they filmed?
Starting point is 00:13:20 They actually modeled me running for this. Take them down one by one. Bam. Take them down. It's Cousin Bo. We need to have cousin Bo on this podcast. Mission, find cousin Bo, bring him in, ask him how therapy's gone since he got done with this job.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Here we go. Oh, I can reload. Oh. Hide it. Oh no. Double tapped it. Oh, look at that. He's got some serious aim assist going on here.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Can I shoot Like the wall? No Oh That's good shot Oh my Oh no You find cousin both
Starting point is 00:14:13 Did you know that there's a Duck Dynasty wiki Where they give you all the information You know it's as good as this Like two years ago I found The Nintendo DS version of this And played it There were multiple versions?
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yes. How much time do you have on your hands? You were like, I'll run this back, even though I did it. I thought you had both of them. I lived it, yeah. I thought I hit that one, too. Two in one shot. Oh, hold on.
Starting point is 00:14:51 And. Down. Wow. Oh. I caught me reloading. Here we go. And. Now.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Oh, what? I found it. I know the, I know. know the voice. Do we know them? Bo was initially the main player of the game, and John Luke was a supporting Robertson, but when A&E told the studio nobody wanted to play his cousin Bo, they switched John Luke and Bo's roles. That's what I'm talking about. People only want to play us, John Luke.
Starting point is 00:15:29 But Bo is the only Robertson in the game not to be voiced by his real life counterpart, which I don't think is a thing. He's voiced by somebody named Wally Joseph. Wally. Wally. Walter. But this said cousin Bo,
Starting point is 00:15:45 this is a real website, was nearly arrested on account of several DUI charges in the state of Texas after partying down on New Year's Day of 2011. In one incident, the vehicle in question was a double... Decker Airboat and he suffered a minor intracranial hematoma. What part of the internet have we got to?
Starting point is 00:16:08 Who knows this? Well, Jep notes that Bo has not recently been seen in daylight hours. What? This sounds like more story. Is this a real person? We got to talk to Wally. Wally? Walter, whatever you go by.
Starting point is 00:16:24 I think some fan made up a whole backstory for Cousin Bo. well I like that it started with DUI due to A&E statements on the matter Bo is not permitted to appear on the Duck Dynasty broadcast at any time Bo is a rascal y'all I don't know cousin Bo but he's a rascal You rascal
Starting point is 00:16:49 Hold on I'm about to watch John Luke walk again That's right Don't anybody step on one of raisers Why are all these fences in the woods I should have worn this outfit. V-neck, white V-neck. Hop in the truck. You're the chauffeur now.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Oh. Now you're going... Think it's to a duck blind. We just left there. It's time for you to learn the important parts of driving a motorized vehicle. Defensively. Can I crash it? Yeah, you can.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Yeah, you can. It's a break to slow down, accelerate to speed up. Give it a try. You got a waypoints on your GPS. Follow the waypoints to get to where you need to go. How big is this map? Big. Apparently.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Oh, God. That went a head lot. Okay. Oh. John, that is you in the car, man. You need to stop. You're supposed to be driving defensive? I need you to find a beer and hit it.
Starting point is 00:18:07 That's what I'm looking for. Oh, we're made to the road. We're back at Mouth of Cyprus now. Wait, I need to turn around. I'm going to the road way. Oh, wait. I can go this way. Oh, no, I can't go that way.
Starting point is 00:18:21 We made this truck because this is a strong truck. Yeah, you need to go across it over there. I need to go back. I get a loop back to it, maybe. You can go a loop? Wait. Oh, yeah, I will. I mean, it is pretty cool that you can play a video game of yourself.
Starting point is 00:18:34 I know. Although, but normally like... Cousin Bo seems super creepy. A video game normally would like make you look better. You look like you've never walked in your life. Or ran. Or I know. All right, well, my new there is that up, boy.
Starting point is 00:18:53 I just got to say Cousin' Bose backstory seems to check out. Cousin Bo. Really? Look at that guy. My mentor got arrested in Texas, so I either got turned out. What? Do you see something, but you're just shooting? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:11 A little Duck Dynasty cutscene. Which one is it? The track lead this way. No. That's Jep. Because you're the youngest. Well, he hurt somebody. Yeah, they must have got Jep to agree on contract.
Starting point is 00:19:23 That's exactly what happened. They offered Jep 50 bucks. He said, I'm good. Oh, we're back in a duck line? Yep. Yep. You trapped in the truck? Unlocked the door.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Oh, wait. Look. I go. Oh, now you get the game. Si, did you hear that? They thought you didn't know how to get out of the truck. This guy's offensive. I'll offend everywhere.
Starting point is 00:19:52 We're looking for ducks. There they are. Shoot them. Okay, look directly. At the group of ducks and hit A. Oh. Boo! Yeah, you got screwed that one up.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Oh, that was you. Oh, they're coming anyway. call them again it's not rookie mode rookie duck hunting you should have to reload now uh oh no plug's not in it shoot a decoy
Starting point is 00:20:25 thick shells over the limit you'll get the hang of it all right I'm gonna keep quiet you try calling them in and shooting them on your own you try calling hunt 15 ducks as a check for oh there you go
Starting point is 00:20:39 you have to shoot 15 ducks by yourself I ain't 15 well no they ain't gonna send them all at once. I'm trying to call them in. Got to look at them and head out. Before you finish this round, I need to try something. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Oh, you gotta keep the ducks in. Here they come. Where's the interest move? Tell them. Oh, that's good work there. You're going to jail. Got the back one first. That's good.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Let me try something real good. How do you switch to a gun? You need to use the greet call instead of the feed call. All right, Bo's been March safe. You can chew closer, though, I think. Bo, move, man. Oh, God. Well, you hunt with Tommy now.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Hey. I was just seeing how weird this game could get. You let them go by you. They went down on somebody else. For those listening. Hit them. Bo is in a safe zone. Greet call.
Starting point is 00:21:47 Is that what I should have done? Yeah, sure. the people at Activision don't know they don't know oh cut scene oh hey
Starting point is 00:22:05 look at Corey all right I used to sound part of the pretty part of the family but not anymore what's Corey doing why does Phil look more like Mountain Man than Phil
Starting point is 00:22:16 yeah and why is Corey wearing camouflage this is going to be good you know I just love cooking a big meal together. That is the old bun toffee. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:22:27 And a magnolite pot. Lily, you just got served. Yeah, well, I wish I just got. Oh. Where is everybody? Oh. Speaking of the devil. Hey, buddy, where y'all been?
Starting point is 00:22:42 I'm sending this to your mom. Oh, this is so funny. How to be a master duck caller like his uncle. Good. Well, we're going to need some ducks later. Okay. No wonder I didn't do this. the voice acting for this.
Starting point is 00:22:54 They switched it from Boe to me as a main character, but they didn't hire me. Yeah. Oh, your mom just licensed you out. That's why I say, you got free room and board. But the good news is, your mom looks like that, and we're sending that to it real fast.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Where's my royalty, Jack, from the 617 people who are? I love what they deal with the eyes. You love that? If they ain't competing, they're eating. And right now, we ain't doing neither. Me and your mom have never been in a group message with you, but we're about to be. This is it.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, turbo. You've been in that gym too, son. You're pretty. A psychiatrist? Hopefully, you just saw your psychiatrist. No. I've just seen a beaver down the side of a house. I'm talking about to go blow up a beaver dam.
Starting point is 00:23:43 You have to press the right button. Hunter, why are you nodding? Have you beat this game? It's like when the wolves chase you down and your shoes caught on fire? How far did you? Hunter doesn't have. have a microphone. How far did you make it this game, Hunter? Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:57 He's lied. He's got a lot of time on his hands too. He made it to the point where you can change John Luke's name to your name. You had to pay extra for that. He did. That was a micro-transaction. To change your name? 99-sit. I'm a little offended that they used cousin Bo, by the way. It should have been Willie's assistant. It should have been you.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Well, the fact that they ripped Jep off and called him Cousin'Bow and then don't let John Luke talk. And then John Luke's just running in. How did you get out of that car? It said exit vehicle. He got it. He had a post. There you go. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Sign found. You got to view the sign. Get in. I don't read. Get in. Checkpoint. Oh, we got a reward. What is it?
Starting point is 00:24:50 RealTree, you're going to be mad. them that's close to real triadden you can view oh wait i like nope you got bullhorns for your truck stop it oh yeah wait this is the whole map look this is actually pretty big good great look at i have questions i'm gonna play i'm gonna keep playing this he's into it i'm into it you got 50 frogs stuff seven treasures ladies and gentlemen if you're still with this why and
Starting point is 00:25:24 B if you've beat this game will you please email me and let me know I need some tips send in some tutorials send me a cheat been there before I had front of that boat
Starting point is 00:25:40 was like a you it hits that tree just as you was on the front of them hey Jeff Smith did it the other day yeah A boat into a tree? Yeah, last week. He got rides this up on.
Starting point is 00:25:51 He hit a tree on pad. Oh. Yeah, like just running. Boom. Hey, Bo actually got startled by you hitting that. Is that sigh in the boat with you? Yeah. This is kind of relaxing.
Starting point is 00:26:07 It's out for an evening stroll, you know. Checking the map. Squigging map, check. My God, where's this beaver dam? I love the property. I love the property. that's beautiful exhalated
Starting point is 00:26:22 side you want a copy of this so we can set up an Xbox at your house no we tried to play we tried to get side to play halo or something didn't we we we took side to Verdance at one point it didn't never make it all right well we're coming off
Starting point is 00:26:37 is this thing stupid oh look that's your uh yeah he said this thing's stupid there's your there's your duckmine's stilts right there oh it is my old trial The early episode of the duck call room was going to be side-playing war zone. It didn't work.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Well, now that we're partners with Activision. Probably we were at the time, John. Oh, you just had to drive the boat to a different dock? Rafe's the squirrels. The truck's here. No, you're just going to the squirrel. Will you just walk instead of this jaunt? I've been shooting them rascal.
Starting point is 00:27:13 That is a dog. Oh, you've got to get a nearby gun. That is a jaunt. I ever saw one. Why are we shooting things? We're shooting squirrels now. What happened to the beaver? Take down ten squirrels.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Namely, you've got to be more accurate. Get those sights right on the squirrel and squeeze the trigger. Get them, where is the squirrel? Right on them squirrels. Well, I ain't even seen them squirrel yet. Oh, there he is. Nice shot, John Luke. I can't even see him.
Starting point is 00:27:38 You got them. Ooh, right out of the tree. I'm not seeing anything. You're smashing. I keep seeing stuff come out of the tree. That's dinner What kind of gun is this? A 20-10?
Starting point is 00:27:51 I haven't seen a single squirrel But you killed nine Yeah, oh They're all on the bottom too, Liams Redneck groceries That'll do it Pump bum
Starting point is 00:28:02 Oh Oh that portion You can't even spell squirrel Without S-I Wait, we're doing some treasure hunting No Okay Now we've gone too far
Starting point is 00:28:20 When did Duck Family Treasure get in here? What? Why is this an unskittal? Is this where Jace got the inspiration for Duck Family Treasure? Yes. Was Jace secretly playing this? It was like a Russian stacking doll filled with crazy. Fortunately,
Starting point is 00:28:39 Saq keeps all his treasures in old ammo boxes. That makes them real easy to find with a metal detector. Vietnamese dog, baby. The doll. The dog. The dog. Oh, wait. Now,
Starting point is 00:28:52 Now there's a whole part of the game where you're just walking like this. And you're digging up treasure. Yeah, treasure. Wait, but you can leave that. Leave metal detector? Y'all, I've never played a more boring thing in my life than metal detecting on a video game. You know, it was even more fun than you playing this, us watching this. I found a pickup.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Oh, yeah, I was getting... Oh, I got my bull horn attachment on there. Whoa. This is a terrible advertisement from... Collect treasure. Now that I found a jar Vietnamese dong! What? I was in that episode.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Where am I adding in there? Why are you here? Hold on, hold on. Of all the details they left out of this game. One U.S. dollar. It does equal 21,146. 0.33 Vietnamese dong. They let us know that.
Starting point is 00:29:53 So a dollar's bigger than a dong. I hope y'all have a good Thanksgiving. One youth. Oh, a rewards unlocked. One huge dollars. We got new rims with the Duck Dynasty logo. Indeed. merch.
Starting point is 00:30:08 That is wild. Well. Houston, there is a problem. Something is a foul. Have we thought about the person that wrote this guy? Where are they now? Some wearing organ. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Vibing bustling. Do you remember reading all this? No. He was doing that every other day. No, I don't remember ever doing anything of this guy. I didn't think I'd hear Amerigo Vaspucci in this game. Looks like we're going to do some fever killing. Bitter water.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Wait, y'all just driving a boat around shooting beavers? Yeah. Of course. This is just like real life. Yeah, that's what we do. No, I'll watch them. All right. Where's crunchy?
Starting point is 00:31:09 I'll start my 24-hour live stream of this, so. Check out my new Twitch account. Yeah, I probably got Twitter. You actually should do that. You'd smash. I might do this, actually. Now we've got to get these rouskos out of here so we can blow up the dam. It kind of gives me more respect for those people to do that.
Starting point is 00:31:27 I don't know how they do it. Don't let them get to the reeds or balloons. What? Crunchy, shoot him! It's a capybara. Say capybara. Look like quails now. I gotta go to work.
Starting point is 00:31:41 This is too much for me. We're just shooting. I feel bad for crunch. I'm on crunchy side now. There's turtles? Oh, there's the... On your right. On your right.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Oh. Got you. There you go. Wait, he's back there. Got him. This is so bad. Whales are coming up. You just missed that one eight times at five yards.
Starting point is 00:32:09 That is just like real life. The amount of ammunition you got an unlimited ammo in this game. Well. I have no idea. I don't know if you got to go to the store or what. It's very... Oh, the beepers made it. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Well, you would have to go to the store in this game, though. Yeah. I hope everybody has a good Thanksgiving, I guess. We can go boat racing? Boat racing. Oh, a new tournament. Can I just ask a quick question? Let it.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Consist of six tracks. The swamp sprint. The redneck raggeda. I am not racing a boat in a swamp, people. Why not? Because it's scary. Uh-oh. John Luke.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Uh-oh. Oh, oh, okay. Oh, come on, man. Where are we go? Oh, no, no. Whoa. His wrecked. Wow, that actually looks like John Luke.
Starting point is 00:33:09 They said with really long fingers. That is actually me. He's done hung it up the tree. Okay, wait, I'm stuck. Yeah, I don't know if you know this. Airboat's reverse feature. They're pretty much a forward-moving operation, aren't they? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:23 I don't restarting boys. Here, you think you're better. Oh, you think you're better. There's some better than you watch this. There's a problem. Because the problem is Johnny D is scary good at video games, which is part of the issue. K.Y.A. actually is good. Oh.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Yeah, you were in last at this point and we hadn't seen Bo, Willie, or Jay. You couldn't. My friend, the problem is I... Oh, see, that's what got me. That's what got me. I drive these roads for fun. Remind me not to ride with you. That's rough on them streets, man. Go.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Oh. Oh, uh-oh. Rubbins racing. Last place. Okay. This is a very sensitive. It's an airboat. Boy, if you had a green shell, though, you could do some damage.
Starting point is 00:34:05 You could do some damage. I'm trying to learn the buttons. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. You still have another lap, though. So don't call it a comeback.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Why don't I just take the shortcut? I feel like I have to go through the fireworks. I think that feels necessary. It seems like that's the rules. When would we ever let that bother us? I'm never driving. an airboat is what I've learned about anything like this.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Do we have any airboat captains that listen to this show that could tell me of steering actually like this? No, I stayed away from them airboats. Because what I'm learning is there are any, oh no, oh no. All you got is a stick.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, there's no breaks. I was trying to do a sweet trick shot there. All gas, no brakes. I think you can reverse. Oh, there's a ramp. Oh, yeah, you got reverse. Now I'm in reverse. I don't know where I'm going. Not much different.
Starting point is 00:35:06 You got to do a... Oh, y'all are straight. You're still out of control. All right, this game's way too hard. Y'all are trashy, man. Who made this game you? What are y'all doing? No, Activision made this game. What is Hotsee? Activision made this game? This is Activision. The people that made Call of Duty made a video game about you? They were making advanced warfare at the same time as they were making Duck Dynasty to the video game. Oh, now we're hunting. Who's duck on? Oh, let's take. There is.
Starting point is 00:35:33 The Drake's in the back. Oh, you were behind that sucker. No, was it? What? Martin, it's dead. Okay, there's... You can... Now, that's a good shot.
Starting point is 00:35:45 There's a wide... Hit fire. Oh, it doesn't later. No, it doesn't hit fire. Oh, two of one. Oh, no chance. Martin, what's it like to not be as good a shot as me? I just want to point out, I ain't missed.
Starting point is 00:36:00 I know. Keep shooting a hen. Shoot the drake. I'm shooting everything that flies. If it flies, it dies. Congratulations, you shot them all. Shoot them all, Jack. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 00:36:13 This is actually funny. There's 35 duck blinds in this game. That's very accurate for Phil's. Wait, why is a squirrel worth more? Hold on, beaver. Squirrel's 400 points. I'm not shooting a single duck. I'm only looking for beavers.
Starting point is 00:36:26 It said the beavers are worth more. Oh, kill it. No, he's gone. Oh, I missed. Oh, he got back. Oh, that's a bunch of them. Oh. You get more bullets?
Starting point is 00:36:38 Yeah, whoever made this game is not aware of the rule of three. Uh-oh. Where'd that other one go? He was behind them bushes. Wait, you have seven shots. He's in the zone. He's in the zone. Jay's just said you're in the zone.
Starting point is 00:36:51 In the zone. I think so. That was Chase. What in the, beaver submerged. I'm trying to find them. I don't see none. I love a good submerge, beef. Don't you mess with Crunchy, man.
Starting point is 00:37:03 Crunchy is about to meet his demise. Oh. You gone. You were so far behind that. You gone. You gone. So far behind that. You know, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:37:14 There you go. There you go. Listen to J's. The reload button. There goes a Woody. The same reload button as Call of Duty. That's it. I think it is.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Morganger. Nice shot. Oh, we got that last one. That's, oh, baby. Now you miss three. Oh. Not even close to true. I want to see John Luke go.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Uh-oh. Woody's. Oh, two and one shot on the Woody's. There you go. There are they coming? Is that it? Oh, whoa, whoa. Low Woody.
Starting point is 00:37:48 There you go. He liked that way. Oh, you just had to go make up. Oh, it was just another. You had to go make up the ones that you missed. Okay. Oh, it's kind of slow. I want Phil to come out of the woods and make fun of you when you do.
Starting point is 00:38:01 What he on the deck. That was wacky. I'm believing. What a lot. I'm going to put this on just see if I'm making an appearance. Martin, if you're in this, we need to ask for a check. We are fixing a goal where a man has never been to before. I would like to just ask to be at home.
Starting point is 00:38:16 The Robertson clan is all fired up. Gentlemen, don't you agree. Oh. Nope. I made it yet. Don't up. You're Mark. You set?
Starting point is 00:38:25 You ready? Uh-oh. Y'all go ahead and start. I got to fix this watch. That was an apron says I turned real from. Oh, I made it. He made it. I made it.
Starting point is 00:38:38 What in the world? Gentlemen, I present. Siouxision. I'm part six million. That one was actually fault. And I'm part Robocop. Go back on these episodes. Look how far goprens.
Starting point is 00:38:49 I can't pass it up. Find out what everyone's quacking about. How you like those apple jacks? There's not such a thing is too much of a good thing. Of course not. Except for this game. Season five. Look for it on DVD and Blu-ray.
Starting point is 00:39:02 No, there's no such thing is too much of a good thing. That was the route Duck Dynasty took in Walmart as well. Yeah. We had whole sections. Oh, man. All right. All right. Well, happy Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Hope you enjoyed your turkey. You want to close with a Bible verse? You know, it's hard to. I'm not trying to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty good at, like, drawing a line somewhere. I got versed most. Okay. John Luke, give them a thankful Bible.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Bible verse. Here's a one where I'm a thankful one. Oh yeah, it's Thanksgiving. We're live doing this on Thanksgiving Day right now. We left our families at home
Starting point is 00:39:41 to play Duck Dynasty the video game. This is what I will be doing on Thanksgiving though. You don't have to do thankful if you just had one. I am thankful. Shooting one from the hip.
Starting point is 00:39:50 While you get there, I just have a puzzling. I was putting his oxygen on before. I have a puzzling realization. Why is there a giant stain under where side normally sits? T.
Starting point is 00:40:00 There's no one. A giant. stain, maybe I peed in my pants didn't know it. I'd be thanks good. That would do it. There's one where I sit too. Today I'm thankful for not peeing in my pants.
Starting point is 00:40:12 That's hot. Wait, this is not to do with being thankful, but this is to do with the video game because we were young when we filmed this. Ecclesiases 119, rejoice young man in your youth, let your heart cheer you in the days of your youth and walk in the ways of your heart
Starting point is 00:40:29 and the ways of your sight and know that these things, God will bring judgment to you. There you go. Have fun while you're a kid. And if you happen to have a family on reality TV. And you're only as old as you feel. Unless you walk like John Lerb. And walking, you're away.
Starting point is 00:40:44 There you go.

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