Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Just Discovered His New Favorite Snack

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

Uncle Si and the boys have a redneck FREAK OUT when Godwin gets a surprise phone call from Bill Dance. Martin gets a special delivery of his favorite snacks which he shares with everyone — except Godwin — and even tries pairing one with a bottle of W Sauce on a dare. Si discovers a new favorite dessert snack. Godwin is shocked at how many people come up to him who talk about the podcast and not "Duck Dynasty." John-David encourages an audience member who wrote in asking if it's the Christian thing to do to ask for a raise at work. Plus, another viewer wonders why the Christian community is often their own worst enemy?  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who's phone rings? Oh, put him on. Who is it? Bill Dance. Is it really? What is the caller ID says? Bill Dance, what are you doing? This is the coolest moment of my life.

Funny. I'm making duck calls. Where are you doing? He's making duck calls. I am sitting here. You are live on a podcast. Bill dances on this podcast. I'm live on a podcast.

Yeah. Well, That's great to hear. What are he been catching, Bill, Dan? Yeah, what's you been catching? I caught a crappie, and when I caught it, I thought about you. Well, there you go. Bass fishing, you caught a crappie?

Yeah, I caught a crappie on a bass lord. I said, oh, boy, look at the size of this crappie. John Goddwell would just love this. I would. Probably a black crappie. You're doing a podcast? What are you talking about? Duck hunting?

Oh, we're listening to you now. Are you talking about sigh? Yeah, sigh's right over in front of them. I'll tell him I said hello. Right back at you. Bill Dan said, I love you. Right back at you. Yeah.

Y'all pick on poor Sy's so bad. Hey, we love him. That's why we'll pick on him. Everybody loves, everybody loves Si. Yeah. But listen, I'll talk to you soon and give me a holler when you finish up. And y'all take care and enjoy. talking and being with you on your podcast.

All right. See you, Mr. Bill Dance. Thank you, buddy. All right. I love you. Bye. Bye, buddy. John Godwin, you're the coolest person I've ever met in my life.

He just called you buddy. He thought you were somebody's kids. Bill Dance just calls Godwin on a Monday morning just to say, how's it going? Oh, he got an idea. He wanted to run by Godwin. I'm so happy right now. I'm so happy right now. I just wonder what it is.

I'm very happy. Their day is made. You just made my day, Godwin, because you are the coolest person ever, because Bill Dance just calls you because he got an idea. If I hadn't enough. And he thinks about you from time to time. Yeah, he'd text me all the time. He caught a trophy and thought of you.

Godwin, did you ever think Bill Dance would think about you? How many mornings do you watch him on TN? A lot. And how many times have you seen him catch a bass under three pounds? Never. That's what I'm talking about. He's Bill Dance. He's got a good editor.

Bill's dance. And he's got access to the hottest holes everywhere. Oh, yeah, yeah. He is a nice guy. Well, when you're Bill Dance, I mean, he called Gobwin and we stopped everything we were doing. He's a legend. You get the hottest holes. You get the respect.

Normally, I'm like, God, when your phone's ringing, because he don't feel it or hear it. Yeah. But I looked over there and saw Bill Dance. I said, no, you need to answer that. Yeah, we weren't even recording technically. We were just getting ready to, and then that happened. Yeah, roll on two on that. When legends start calling.

He's basically the Phil Robertson. Oh, Lewishing. Luke Bryan wrote a song about him. Yeah, that's pretty cool. I mean, he wrote no song about me. Not only that. He might have wrote one about you, but it's on the early stuff. The boy is from Tennessee.

He's a ball. I should have wore my Bill Dance hat today. And I know when he was calling, I would have. He has arguably sold more power tea merchandise than the university has. For sure. And he's definitely sold more fishing bait, probably than any human being to ever live. That's what he's going to talk to you about. Jesus.

I'm telling you, either a fishing bait, he's got an idea on a new fishing bait or a fish and trill. It's a fishing trip. He'll just make the bait. Yeah. Well, I know. We might be both. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of a redneck freakout moment.

Now, look, I've been a lot of places where we do a lot of the same expos and stuff, right? And I've sat and talked to Bill, and he is always taking his time out of whoever comes up there gets 100% from Bill dance. I don't care if you're that tall or if you're that tall. And I actually, after seeing that, have tried to model myself after that in those situations. Like, you got two minutes probably to make an impression on somebody. And that guy right there, Bill Dance, is the one who showed me that. Yep. Bill.

I think he, was he also the one that told you about never pass a bathroom? Because, boy, that's a true statement. No, that was rolling. I know it was one of them old fishermen. And that one has turned out to be true, too. Don't you ever. Once you pass 30, don't you ever pass a bathroom? Ever.

If you think you even got an inkling to go, go. Because you don't know what we do at them shows and stuff. You don't know when your next time is going to be to use the rest of. That's true. The coolest thing rolling did was that when he was deep sea fishing, he had a 120-pound tarpins up against the boat, okay, that he had fought for like 45 minutes. And hey, then guess what ate this 120-pound torpedo?

Oh, hammerhead. A hammerhead shark. Seeing it. Hey. By a Honda, baby. By a Honda Bridge. I have fished there with Roland Cesar. son and so has got one.

You got to get him in before you cross the whole beach. That was the most amazing because he turned just and stuck his face in the camera and said, tell me you got that! He said, folks, that was a 120 pound tarphing and he ate it like it was a two-inch shiner. Man, it's wild. We get to do this stuff because like that was my childhood, was waking up on Saturday mornings. Oh, no. And watching T and N.

The Nashville Network. Like that don't exist no more. The Nashville Network. That's what kind of got me when I got to go catfishing with him. We was catching bait. And so he got in another boat. He just got in there. He said, here, drive my boat.

I'm sitting here. I'm thinking, I'm driving Bill. That's his boat. Yeah. I went on a toy right. Yeah, the one that he's won tournament. Man, it was pretty awesome. Well, I'm going to tell my friends that I have a friend that just talked to Bill Day.

No, you had a conversation with me. He called me, buddy. He called you buddy. He said, bye, buddy. Bye, buddy. That is cool. Well, and he's up there like, Phil, because he paved the way for all, like, and size, like, guys like that paved the way for us to be able to work in hunting and fishing,

which is a hobby. Yeah. And we get to, I don't get to fish for a living, but I get to talk about it and I get to sell stuff about it. And Bill Dance is a big. reason why you can be successful in that. Well, you go to work every day and you look at stuff that's got his signature. I mean, that's real talk.

I'm trying to, I don't know, man. Godwin's face might be in the store more than Bill Dances at this point. I don't know. Well, that's local flavor. You're just trying to get him shopping. If Bill Dance lived here, you'd have a monument up there. You'd have a concrete statue. You're talking about paving the way.

This is a cool story. way back when they still fishing tournaments Bill told the guy, Ranger guy, who was that? Yeah, Forrest. He told him, he said, I want a two-tone boat. I want a blue on top and white on the bottom. And Forrest told him, there ain't nobody going to buy no two-tone boat.

Now look at them. They all got it. Yeah, all of got it. Yeah. Yeah, that's wild, man. It is cool. Yeah, you're, I mean, without people like Bill, dance, none of us have a job.

I mean, fishing is just something you do and you go buy the tackle from the gas station. But they grew the industry that we work in. Like, so much. They made fishing cool. Like, he made fishing cool just like Phil made duck hunting cool. All because they decided to strap a TV camera on and go record what.

whatever happened. And they both don't take themselves too seriously. Now, Phil's very serious, but... He'll laugh at himself. He knows when to laugh at himself. And Bill's falling in that water. Bill got so many bloopers. I mean, arguably his most watched videos are the bloopers.

Yeah. From the trailer hitches to the wall snuff. Oh, yeah. I mean, you... Breaking poles. Is that breaking the seat? Like, setting a hook and he falls backwards out of the boat. I mean, I've seen them all.

And I still laugh. And the man hates a snake, apparently. Who does? Oh, well, I'm right there with him on that. He don't like them. Man, him with brothers on that one, boys. Oh, man, and I thought I had big news today. Man, they're mine.

Yeah, we peaked. God was stole my thunder, but to give you a hint, mine has to do with this hat I got on. But we'll be back right after this. Let's take our first break. You know what's legendary? Protecting your family. That's a very important thing to do, Martin,

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Snack bracket, baby. They're good there. With the strawberry? Oh, they love these things. Yeah, these things are bad... Butterfly cake. Look, you can peel the chocolate off of them. Hold on, hold on.

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Yeah. And Sierra, you're the little Debbie girl. Because we read her email on the podcast. Why didn't she send this last year? I'd be gnawing on here right now. I need you to do a little more research in the email. If this is what, if all we got to do is read emails to get treats like this. Look at Cy.

He does say, he said, oh, look at it. He got his eyes closed. Look at him. are these that good my man's having an experience I've never had one or the strawberry would you like

I want both I'm good but I do I gotta know so I'm gonna oh you want you want that I promise

a sweat it smells I can smell it's wonderful oh no this is heavenly I guarantee is this a two-biter

or just put the whole thing in your mouth just go bar yeah uh huh do you but now check it out

what about a big glass of cold milk. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry you had to be here, buddy. I'm enjoying watching them. Oh, hey, John. That's what I'm talking about, yeah. So I know.

Now, I ain't never had this. The veterans, the veterans know how to eat them. But I'm going to have it again. So did you have that knife to cut up, cut that, or if somebody tried to take it from you? Do you want a third one? No, somebody tried. I had that for protection.

You want the third one? Oh, I'm on it. No, I'm good at now. Golly. Unbelievable. That's awesome. There you go. Who sent that?

Sierra, our little Debbie girl. We have a personal little Debbie girl now. Godwin, I'm sorry. They did send something sugar-free. You can have a half to. Awesome. There you go, buddy. Thank you, thank you.

Thank you very much. This is amazing. Little Debbie. And for all you people in the comments is going to judge us and call us fat rednecks. You're right. It's okay. You know, they're full of processed goodness and a little bit of Jesus's tears in here. I can guarantee you.

You know it's real good when you do this. Oh, yeah, that's the favorite. That's how a veteran does it. Right there. Veterans know what to do. Is little Debbie an actual person? If she is, she didn't eat her on snack cakes. Because she'd be Big Debbie.

because they are that good. Hey, we'll save these for McMillan. He was the one all about marshmallows, right? There you go. He was wanting to peeps and all that. He's a marshmallow guy. Let him have them. Okay, so Little Debbie is the granddaughter

of the founder of Little Debbie. That's cool. It's kind of like Wendy's in, right? Wasn't that Dave Thomas' his granddaughter or daughter or something? He named his little burger joint after that and he got what you got today. I don't know.

Of other things, I do love and enjoy, Wendy's is on the list. Wendy's is good It is not bad Have we ever gone into the full discussion Of the double stack from Wendy's The old days when you could eat for like Four bucks

Two double stacks Biggie Fry Biggie Coke With West Monroe's tax rate in 2005 Was $4.77 Yeah No in my heart Christmas came earlier this year No, it's Easter Yeah, bro

Oh, them Christmas came And Christmas Yeah Sierra If y'all run that Christmas in July thing again hollock you boy um you did it's technically your job now yeah just say you you signed yourself our little debby girl also we take that serious so the corporate people at little debby Sierra just got y'all a fantastic ad so she deserves a raise if i didn't have the sugar

and so do we put you in another tax bracket I hope one day we come in here and it's like we're all wearing little debby stuff and it's like clearly that we're sponsored by them finally Absolutely. I want a Little Debbie basketball. I'll stand by my statement, too. Little Debbie's are the one things that don't need W sauce. They are the one thing that does not need W sauce to make it better. It's after the W.

But don't dare me to have a good time. Now, I will take a dare. But I'm just saying you don't need it to make it better like you do other things. So that's... That's strawberry Swiss roll is fire, son. You know, oh, man, look, there's an ad for Dollywood on the back of this one. They know their people. What?

To dip it in W-sau? Right now? Okay. Uh-oh. Hey, pour some in that cup over. This is my water. No, there's a cup behind you. It ain't been used.

Here we go. Which one you want me to dip there, producer hunter? When I dip you, where the one you're going to eat when this podcast is over. I don't want to ruin that strawberry when I ain't ever had it. I don't want fire. I don't need to love A1 salt. Oh, no, refrigeration, not necessary.

Yeah, that's not. No, that's good. I didn't know that. No, poor little in that cup. I wonder what that taste on a great fruit. It'll probably, no, that, where's the one of the butterfly? Because I can just dip a wing in it. He's going to have a no-thank-y portion.

I just took a swig of W sauce, and I've also recently eaten a little Debbie. I don't think this is going to go as well as you hope. Oh, no. Yes, it is. All I said is they don't need it to make it better. Oh, but here we go But trust me It'll be okay

Oh, I smell it Oh no, trust me There is such thing As two good things That don't go to them How much sugars I'm fine They'll be all right

I just need to taste it Without it first Oh, I smell that Debbie sauce That smells good Oh, it is It is good So here you go hunter There's your visual

So that you know I'm not lying He ain't lying There it is That is a Wish to Shire It's very interesting He's not making a face, though.

You're not making a bad face. No, you ain't making no bad face. Look, he's looking at it. He's fixing a dip another dip. It don't work. No. It don't work? No, he's going to go without it.

Well. Albatan no sugar, you want a shot? No. It is delicious. That's good. But it don't go with cake. That's not. It's much better.

No, you got me wanting to cook a steak. That's for steak, not for cake. Yeah. You heard it here first, people. Also, we shouldn't have to tell you that. Got them? It's hard. Goodwill.

Ooh. You all remember when Bill Dan's called? What's 39 divided by two? 19 and a half. There's 19 and a half grams of sugar in that. Ooh. Yeah, I'm out. Well, just so you don't have to look at it.

Let's take a break. That's nice. Hold up. What? Little Debbie's now in charge of Little Debbie. She grew up and took over. Well, good for her. She grew up and grew up and grew up.

What good. Debbie? Debbie, just so you're wondering, we've got a seat for you. Her name's Deborah now. She's matured. I really don't know how we're going to get better today than Bill Dance and Little Debbie. We can try. Two American icons.

There should be a bracket of American icons. And Bill Dance, he's definitely like a five or six seed. I would write him in to go on Rushmore. Of the whole thing? Absolutely. I mean, I would, but are we allowed to? He will fish from daylight till dark. I mean, obviously I would.

Right now. Yeah. And he's on fishing's mouth. Mount Rushmore. Who is, there we go. Who's on Fishing's Mount Rushmore? Jesus Christ. Bill Dance.

Who threw that net over? Peter. Peter. But only because Jesus told him to it. He was just taking instruction. Jesus was the original livescope. That's right. There you go.

He said, chunk it over. Forward face and sonar, baby. Yeah. He didn't even have to be in the water to see forward. I wonder if people talk, well, people talked about him too. They didn't like him either. Yeah. And they couldn't get him on the front of their boat.

People don't like God's going now There was a couple of people Just sitting on the bank going That's just that's cheating This isn't this isn't Yeah That's cheap

We need to go back to the basics That's right Tell them don't talk with your mouth full Pass that ketchup over Pass that and the fries Oh fishings might rest more bills there Bill for sure That's a weird one

Because they change so much Throughout the decades And like as time goes on Roland Martin It's got to be on the conversation conversation yeah Kevin Van Dam God have been in the conversation

No, KVD's up there He's up there He's on it He's KVD's Tiger Woods The fishing But there's another one we have to mention Because he had the best jingle Orlando Wilson

Oh yeah That jingle Stop wishing and go fishing With the Orlando Wilson Dishing show He was I remember when I'd watch Orlando Wilson He had on that Braves cap

He was like Bill But he was the first man I ever saw like reeling left-handed. And I was like, man, people use that hand to fish with you? I'd never, it blew my mind. Yeah. But I don't know. I mean, yeah, but you'd have to like talk about like Forestwood, like Gobind was

saying, founder of ranger boats, Ray Scott. Absolutely, Ray Scott. Some fishing show. Bo, ball, ball. That made you want to get up and do a jig. No, that was a jingle. man that makes me want to get a can Coca-Cola and one of Mammals biscuits

and sit there on Saturday morning watching TNN's inside watching it from like 8 o'clock I guess you Hank Parker I mean there's just you know I would assume that before it's all sudden done Jacob Wheeler's going to be up there you probably there's a man that this is technically

competition you probably got throw Johnny Morris a bone oh Johnny yeah he probably needs to be up there thank you for all you've done Johnny yeah big Johnny coming for you yeah really I'll be at 2916 North Seventh Street to be named. Yeah. But yeah.

So, I mean, there's some big players in it. I just... It'd be a big mountain. But I'd say Bill is arguably at the top of said Mountain, though. You might not have a Mount Rushmore. You might just have a Bill dance statue. Yeah. There's not four.

There's just Bill dance. And I think everybody else would say, you're right. Yeah, I don't know anybody, even the egos that drive that, that have a problem of Bill. Now, like, they're all like, yeah,

he's super cool. He's still down. Yeah. Yeah, I think. He called, he called me one time, and I wasn't,

I didn't answer or wasn't around or, and he left a message for about five minutes. He just went on, talking about shooting rats at the dump, and that's what they're going to use for bait, catfish. Rats? Yeah.

See? They're wild. They're going, Ohio. The man loves it. Still, at 80, what did we discover he was? 84? 82?

I'm not even sure. I don't know. He's in his 80s. Yeah, 84? 82, yeah. I knew it was a low even number. I just couldn't remember if it was the two or the four. Oh, he still needs a fishing license in Louisiana by two months.

No, you don't, Bill. I got you. I got you. I got you. Send me your, submit picture driver's license. I'll go to the honey hole. I got you. You don't have to buy anything.

No, he ain't got it. Ain't after 60, you ain't got to have squat. Fied off? No, you do. Five-fifty. No, but if you're born before June of 1940, you don't even have to have that. You just go fishing with you. If you're, if you've made it that long, you'd do what you want.

Yeah. And I support it. I do too. They don't think you dangerous anymore. Harmless as a hillhound. When were you born? That mean, hey, I'm born. He's born in 46.

48. 48. They make him pay. 550. five pitties for everything one thing i was going to do since you said i could do anything shoot woodie's on the roost oh boy we're not there yet i got a i got a couple of them for you you just tell me when i'm telling you i still know what them are everything that is fun the government outlaws yeah it's kind of true them things are good eating them woodies man alive what a day that's one of the

prettiest ducks you is a whittie what a day you can catch a fish with you anything being 80 no no no you talking about that I used to you know kill them in one a time pull the top notch out all in one one thing then take a I think a number six a hackle hook yeah that's right put put uh you know glue on it mm put it on there and do it and look and when you do it you fluff it and when you pull it it's slicks down like Elvis Presley's hair. Okay? Sime making him a homemade street.

Oh, no, no, no, yeah. When you pull it, when it stops, it goes, and there. And when it does that, what was that last part? Yeah, when it does that, wah, it's wham! Got him.

Them bass, eat it up, and then you did this up. Got him. Oh, no, yeah. They'll run 100 yards. You'll still just a weight coming. we should go fishing let's do i can't go till in a minute i can't go till in a minute i can't go till six

fifteen i looked out there i went fishing out day i looked out there coming coming down the pond i see old white goatie i said well look at there there joddy galvin he out here too johnny gee look at johnny gee i said boy there ain't a lot going on on that tuesday at duck commander oh yeah all the conditions are too right yeah all you got to know about god went on a boat is it's going to go fast. Oh, that's how I knew. I saw that rooster tail coming. I saw a rooster tail coat with a white goatee.

I knew who it was. I didn't have to, I didn't have to ask no more questions. I just stood up there doing this. And then he finally saw me, he came over and sit there and talk for a little bit. Where were you? On Caney. Cany, Laney. Looking around, I was still breaking in my engine.

That was a tough bike that day. Oh, buddy, wouldn't it? weather's weird man it was 28 this morning yeah i know it's it's like spring's out of is it i ain't going nowhere it's wild i think so it's going to be 27 tonight do you have the heat on oh yeah yeah yeah he's got the heat on in a summer shoot at the store we went and took all the winter stuff put it up put out swimsuits and then hey it's 27 i'm like well i'm a moron well let's go put it back out no don't put it back out just put it in a spring just put it in a clearance We're committed to the spring.

Yeah, once that yellow gets on your vehicle, there ain't no going back. It's here. Yeah. And that, it is wild. Well, Wednesday, it's going to be 70, so. Yeah, the day I leave. Where you go? We're going.

I got to go to Knoxville, Tennessee. Are you going to see your wife's family? No, she's in Nashville. Going to classic. I got to go to the Bassmaster Classic. Oh, that's this one. I'm going to go. I just left.

I got to be on Rocky Top, but you know what would be super cool. I'm going to be there. when they play in the Sweet 16? So that could be a fun town. I'm rooting for them. If they make it to the elite eight, that could be a fun town. What you're talking about?

Basketball. Yep. March Madness. March Madness. You've been watching any basketball? Hey, that's been crazy. No, I ain't been watching. We still got to do our snack bracket.

That's coming soon. Because all you powerhouses, colleges, gone. They're gone. Gonzo. Well, they ain't much powerhouses. Tennessee still there. I've told you.

Yeah. We down, first weekend, we're down to two one seeds left. That's it. That's it. Two of them already at the house. All the rest of them are. See ya. Bye.

Yeah, the Bassmaster Classic's like around the corner. Yeah. I'll be there. I ain't been paying attention to that. I'll be there doing my thing. I'll be there doing it. Who you got winning it? Where they fishing?

Hackney. Hackney. Where they fish? Mainly because I like Greg. What like they fishing? Loudon and Teleco. Louisiana. Huh?

He's from Louisiana? Oh, I was like, no, they're in Tennessee. They have to Tennessee. I'm Hackney's from Louisiana. Yeah. No, I like Hack. I'm going for Livacy. Livacy?

No, bad call. Former ULM football player that almost got kicked off a team for shopping at the Honeyhole too much. As I got to. Yeah. He's a legend around the. Honeyhole? Yeah. He would come and shop for fishing stuff before going to football practice.

this. Arguably at ULM, that's just as important. It's like 6 a.m. And he was the only person ever on the injury report for a snake bite. Really? Got his cool. Got his bait hung up. Did he ever do like Adam La Roach would do and have that strained oblique, you know, right?

I hadn't got to talk to him before my time there, but there's some legendary stories about them in the old walls of the honey-home. Because Adam playing baseball, one of our owners, of our sister companies, he would always pull something when baseball season and hunting season didn't coexist with one another. Phil never figured that out, he just quit. Yeah, by September 15th, you'd look on the injury report,

Adam have a strained oblique. I'm like, what was that even me? Like, he said, I don't know, but I had a deer hunting in Utah. October 1st. He said, I had a mule deer hunting in Utah. What'd you want me to do? I was like, hey, there you go, I like it. Something full.

Yeah, something pulled. We ain't making a playoff. ain't a reason to stay here. I can appreciate a man that keeps hunting in perspective of all things. That's a good one. But anyway, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. I flew into Knoxville.

I had an event and I got the fish chick and that was pretty cool. Crappy fish, long lining. Oh, you were in Chattanooga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, not Knoxville. Knoxville on up the road a little piece. Is it? Mm-hmm.

About two and a half hours up the road. I spent a lot of time in that steak. Tennessee long. It's long. It ain't very wide, but it's long. I ain't very tall. It's wide, yeah. Yeah.

It's just, it's a lengthy state. They got a lot of good fishing over. I'm hung up on something over here. Uh-oh. He's hung up, boy. He's hung up. He doesn't got a thing about fishing. I got hung up that brush top over.

It happens. I bet you I go to see me. Uh-oh. He's going to see me. Oh, man. So what, uh, what's, Godwin? You got anything coming up interesting? You going anywhere?

I'm going to the West Virginia. Woods and Water Expo this weekend. That's good. That's a good time. I'm going to be there Saturday from 4 to 6 or something. But y'all won't get to enjoy it because this is pre-recorded. Well, we had to pre-record. What are they doing in here?

We're having a little construction done in the duck call room. So if y'all wonder, like, we're wearing the same clothes in some of these. We are having to make sure that we don't miss you guys' expectations of us. Y'all get mad when we got a little gap in there. So we still got two a week coming, but they're going to actually put regulation carpet in here so that the sound is a little better. There's rumors I may get a headset mic. Oh, that's awesome. They're trying to make an idiot's proof.

I'm going to miss it. I don't know if they can pull it off. I'm going to miss it. We can do it. They can do it. Yeah. I don't know if I can do it. We're going to get you some leg and arm straps.

So we're upgrading the duck call room a little bit. Awesome. I got to be honest with you. That sounds like we might actually keep doing this for longer. we're going to do it as long as he's in that chair. Everywhere I go, people talk about the podcast. People turn us off after. I appreciate everybody listening.

Amen. That's it. No, it is weird to go out and no longer hear Duck Dynasty references and hear podcast references. That is bizarre. It's weird to stay in. Oh, yeah, they come to your office. Well, just people I know.

They'll be like, oh, man, when y'all said that on the podcast, I was like, you listen to that? This is just a shout-out to PBS. Hey, start running something on the show again. PBS? When were we ever on there? Public broadcast. Oh, no, he's been steaming.

He's been steaming for a while. Tell them to that. What happened? They ain't running nothing. They ain't running nothing. No more new planet Earth. Yeah, no planet Earth. Star reruns.

Wait, which one's PBS? Planet Earth or nature? Nature. Nature. No new natures. It's weird that I knew that so quickly. Yeah. I need something to talk about.

PBS. We're running. out of material. Running out of material. Spaghetti Westerns are all the same, right? The good guy wins in the end. What episode is this? I don't even know.

228? Is that right? 228? That's awesome. About 50 more and we'll have my weight. Hey, we're only like, we'll be to me by April. Of course, back when I lost weight, we had already be past him. I put something back on because people sit little debbies and I'm okay with it.

Yeah. Then your wife makes me. sourdough pizzas for lunch. Oh, man. 228. 228. Hard to believe. But we want to make sure that we get them there for you.

So that's why we're all here. It's a little pre-recorded. But that's kind of exciting. Because, I mean, we're not the people. There's some people that run all this. And they clearly believe we're doing an okay job because they're putting some money into the room. I requested a window.

That got shut down. So they still don't want us to know what kind of day it is out there. Still no window. We can't have a window building duck on. either. No. I never had a window when I worked here. I have never been in an office and I've been in a bunch of them here that had a window. I can't see outside.

Well, what is this? The window will listen. Does that mean the productive is up because there's no window? No, that just means they want you in here not knowing what time of day it is. I'm surprised Willie don't make us turn in our watch at the front door. Well, what are they're trying to make us a bunch of mushrooms? Must be. Well, we are. Don't know what. We're kind of looking like some.

Just at my waist region. And it smells like something's breaking down in here. But if we put a window right there, we can have like a weird live studio audience. Yeah, that may even get we're getting weirder. Can we put like a painting of a window? Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, just put a fake window.

And like some days we can like slide the sun in behind it. Yeah. My TV's not working. Oh, that's what we need. We have a, a, in-house, Wall-sized TV. In-house photo we'd change all the time. Yeah.

You already have that. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. But that's not where a window would go. See, if we look through there, we're looking in the bathroom. We know better. That's right. Like, it's got to go on this wall.

That's right. It's got to go over where E3 is. Because I don't want to see, Sy, when he's in the restroom. He in there more than anybody else. Oh, that reminds me. Have y'all seen you? No, no.

Oh, that reminds me. It took 37 minutes. Oh, no, no, no. We remember. Classic. Okay. Look. I believe you.

Go with it, buddy. Look, it shows a guy in a restroom, and he breaks out beef jerky and takes a bag. In the bathroom? In the bathroom. And then, guess what? Chicken squat. No, no. He uses a cola guard.

Sasquoise shows Sasquoise comes into the view, and then he's blowing urinals off of the wall taking the leak. So size has clearly seen a new jacket. Oh, no, no. Hey, this is hilarious. You haven't seen this? You need to see this because it is. So what's the point of the commercial? I was hoping for a lot stronger that reminds me. Hold on. It is a commercial or like a morning and all get out? It's a newspaper cartoon or like a television commercial? No, this is on TV. Or is this from Harry and the Hendersons? I'm not sure. Good movies. It has more cussing than you remember from your childhood. Just a heads up for parents. That's because we always watch it on WG.

Hey, trust me, when you see the us, you will remember it. That is not outside here. That's not our part of the country. I don't know how that happened. We ain't got that much rock in the state of Louisiana, period. Hey, that's pretty, now. That's not the normal background.

My computer's messing up. I mean, I'd like to go there. You'd probably catch one off that point. I'm on Pinterest. So now if I hit this. Fake window. Okay. Foe window.

Let's try that. Yeah, that didn't work That worked I got nothing Well, I tried to I tried to make y'all window But Wander

That was a weird turn Oh, that reminds me Chicken, what's that Nothing, that's just normally the best part of the show Yeah And all we got was a Jacklinks commercial Oh yeah That I clearly ain't seen

Oh you gotta say it It'll blow you my ass Johnny D Hey I can buy that picture we just saw and it's a sticker for $61.88. It ain't worth it, J.D. How big is it?

It doesn't say. It ain't big. That ain't worth it. Pinterest is worth it. 24 by 8. Godwin's counting cinder blocks. Yeah. That's funny.

Are they going to repaint the room? I don't, I don't think they're going to get, is it? Maybe. You have a color in my? Well, no, no, because they need to do the research and put the right color up. will be more productive. Okay.

I've learned that from watching TV. What have you learned? You've learned how to be more productive from watching TV. No, no, no. If you paint the room. Sounds counterintuitive. Productivity will go up. What color?

How did you just you have to ask you? Johnny Dee. What color? Google what color? That's right. It's more productive in the office. Green? It is green.

I thought I sent a deer crawls down there. So money. The color of money makes you more. productive. That seems to fit. That's common sense. It's the color of our floors. Think about money.

Green. This says red. I think our floor used to be a parking lot. Because there's a yellow stripe over here that's got no business being here. That's the, that's what pallets used to go. It was the palette lines. Remember I used to, when I was in like the fourth grade, I drove a for forklift around here, stacking up some books.

Well, let's take our last break. We'll be back right after. this. I got emails. Next Monday, I'm going waiting. Waiting. Waiting, fishing? I'll take Jared with me. You're going waiting, fishing?

Yes, sir. Take Silas with you. For what? Crappies. For Crappie? Take Silas. Where at? Arkansas.

Arkansas? About three hours away. No, you ain't going to catch them that way. Oh, here we go. He'd catch them every year that way. No. Now I'm going to catch them. No, never does.

Johnny D. Where are you going? White River? Oh, boy. Hello at duck callroom.com. This is what we talk about in the breaks. Hey, look, I need you to dig deep in that inbox and see if you can find us another Sierra. Well, I don't think I do.

Hold on. What are the other things we really like? Somebody said something about donuts. Anyway. Oh, no, no, no, not donuts. There's no way to ship them hot. All right. Here's a funny one.

It's wild that we talked about Bill Dance for the full first. part of this. Why? Well, because I had this one dialed in before I even got here. It said never meet your heroes in the subject line. You need to choose a different hero. Well, yeah, it's just saying people say, because you end up kind of disappointed.

And I was like, uh-oh, what if it's one of us? Uh-oh. And that's why he sent this. Oh, is he mad at us? What'd we do? He said, I've heard it said that you should never meet your heroes because you will always be disappointed. Jason from Lexington, South Carolina, but he says,

that's not the case with John Godwin, baby. Look at the head cutter. Wow. Got one? Look, I got everybody to sign the table. I got everybody to sign the table. I got everybody to sign the table. Godwin's shirt matches his eyes.

Look at him. You look good, man. I guarantee you, just asked me. Well, Jason, were you just in Lexington, South Carolina? Was it? I don't know. evidently you had to be you were at the SC

Sportsman's Classic South Carolina well they met you at that at some point do you always get them to sign the table yeah yeah he does

on the on the events we do together if the table has a cover over it they're signing it they are signing it well I thought that was cool he hands him a marker

and says here y'all can sign it while you wait that they sent a picture of old Godwin in Johnny G baby Johnny G all right Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I have another one, although they didn't put their name. Sleep deprived. Well, Trent, I'm going to go with Trent, because that's what the email's name is. Trent emailed in, said he's been watching Duck Dynasty on the Roku TV. Appreciate that. Absolutely. But he was recently at the DMV, right? And he was listening to our podcast.

Uh-oh. Then he heard something. They were getting lippy up there. It wasn't him. Somebody was getting lippy at the DMV. Uh-oh. And he looks up. And you want other kind of people that get lippy at the DMV?

People that wear battle vision class. Oh, no. Oh, no. It changes your attitude. You're ready to go into battle. Si, you can't wear them anymore to make you lippy at the DMV. I don't believe that bull. He said he got to laugh.

They don't make me lippy? Because we were making fun of him and then he looked up and there's some old boy wearing them in the DMV. over or under on how many rebel flag tattoos that boy had. Yeah. Two. Or if there was a pack of discount sandwich. Neverbine, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. Some Salem lights. All right. Anyway, Allison emails in. Hey, Allison. Not the one that I know. Keep making that pizza and lasagna. Well, that's great advice for this, Allison.

From Bloomington, Indiana. Her boyfriend of three years. We're sorry about Purdue. I'm not Farley Dickinson That stinks for you guys But I'm proud for the Farley guys Gotta be a winner

Gotta be a loser Anyway our boyfriend of three years Just got engaged Congratulations Congratulations Who to get engaged Long Matt and Allison

So congratulations Matt and Allison They just wanted some well wishes Oh Who names Allison Wow Good luck Congrats Malison What's it

Good bottom Oh, they need a hashtag. Hashtag Mallison. There you go. Martin says Mallison. There you go. What's up with that? The hashtags?

I didn't do that. All right. Anyway, okay, do you want to go church or work? Church or work email? Church stuff, work stuff. Both. Which one first? We might run out of time.

Work. Work. Work first. Good morning, guys. Tyler from West Michigan here. He's got a question. It's been rattling around his brain. does asking for a raise question our faith?

We had some rearranged with our company. I absorbed another person's position, plus my current's position, no increase in pay. Looking to scripture, Jesus sent the 12 disciples out with nothing, told them they needed nothing. God will provide. True. It is simply a struggle some days to say content while doing so much. Would love to hear your thoughts. As for a raise?

Absolutely. I don't think it's... I like that you found that verse, but there's also a version there that says a worker deserves his way. So I'd go find that one. And I go with that way. Well, and I don't think there's nothing. You're not questioned if the Lord's, I think he's taken care of you. You got a job.

Yeah. Hey, had a very similar instance here. I had a couple of our guys last week say, man, you know, we've been here a while. What do you think? And I was like, well, the only reason you haven't until this point is because the whole time you were here, you told me you were leaving. I said, so I've just been waiting on you to leave. I said, if you're telling me you're going to stay, I'll invest more in you. I don't mind investing in our employees, but the whole time is, I'm just going to be here six months.

I'm going to go teach school in Japan. I'm like, okay, cool, man. I want you to. That's awesome. You got a job for six months. So you got you one here. And, you know, now you're saying, well, I ain't going to do that. I'd like to stay here.

Perfect. Let's do it. Let's roll. So, you know, I ask for it, man. The absolute worst thing that can happen is them say no. And then you got a decision to make. Do you stay there or do you go somewhere else? Or start looking for somebody that will pay you.

And another thing I would say is don't necessarily just ask for race. Tell them why you deserve one. Yeah, exactly. Here's what I provide. I think it's worth more. I hope you guys do too. Something of that nature. I don't get offended as being the general manager here when somebody asked for a raise

because in their mind they've earned it or they think they should. it can't just be time served. Like, you've been here three, that doesn't mean. What are you doing? Like, are you doing more than what you were doing? And if you are, let's do it. Like, let's dance. Let's talk about it.

Let's dance. And so you've obviously absorbed somebody else's position. You deserve it. In my opinion, I don't know what you're doing. But like, if that is, if what you outlined is true, you should be compensated. Not double, not yours plus theirs, but like time and a half probably. So whatever. Yep.

There you go. Get what you deserve, though. I don't think the Lord's sitting there going, no, you need to make whatever you're making for the rest of your life. He didn't tell you to be a doormat either. Nope. Like, you know, do it. Yep. And another one?

Yeah, why not? All right. Subject is extra heavy. I don't know that this is extra heavy. But it's kind of heavy. That sounds like my bridge. And I think it's something worth us saying because he's from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Oh, PA in the house.

What did you just say? I said it sounds like my britches. Extra heavy. Yeah, heavy whipping cream. Good gracious, I thought you said, Brittany and I was like, man, I'm going to hurt you. No. There's one thing that woman ain't as heavy. Exactly.

Yeah. Oh, that was fun. I was like, that was a joke for like six months ago, not anymore. No. All right, Ben from Pittsburgh, I want to say he's a Christian, devoted follower of Christ, is how he puts it, tries to love everybody. Why, as of lately, does it seem like the Christian community is its own worst enemy, Christians are so critical of everything that happens with other Christians.

He's nailing a good point here. Anytime I read about people in our nation trying to spread the good news and bring people to Christ, they are constantly critiqued or treated as false prophets. I can't understand why Christians want to live out their lives quietly in the church building one day a week and not spread the good news. If you want to say this, feel free to reword or paraphrase. Thank you and God bless. My man done quit preaching and got to meddling down. Yeah.

Well, he's forgetting the first problem here. You're dealing with the human race. That's a good point. Okay. And, hey, unfortunately, we speak sometimes and we should thank first and not say anything. Okay, because, hey, for years that has been the problem. with so-called religious people.

Still a problem. Okay, and there's still a problem. Ooh, we. Okay. We're all sinful human beings. Okay, so hey, you know, we're all in the same shape. Or you could say we're all in the same boat. Yep.

Ain't there somewhere in the Bible where Paul says something like, I don't care why they spread it as long as they spread it? Yeah, as long as, well, Jesus. Now, I'm paraphrasing. Jesus ate. I'm paraphrasing. Jesus said, well, I guess I'll go down there. Because Jesus had told us the apostles.

Lord, they're talking, y'all. And he said, wait me and hold it. Are they talking about me? And they said, yeah. He said, well, leave me alone then. I don't care if I'm making a profit or not. Yeah, leave them alone. Yeah.

So that's why I was saying, hey, before you say something, you need to really think you didn't say it like I said well no no but I've got a coin okay JD read this read this from yeah I did not know you had it

this is always in your pocket yeah yeah read the back of it if you would it says one day at a time on the front the back of it says God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change courage to change the things I can and wisdom to know the difference So does it need to be said?

If so, don't be afraid to say it. But if it doesn't need to be said, then hey, shut up and close your mouth. Keep your mouth shut out. That's the bottom line. That's the bottom line. 100%. Yeah. And that, you know, if I can change it, because I always get, I always get people that are stressed out.

okay and they're stressed out over something well here's the question can you change it if the answer to that is no then hey stupid why are you worrying about it right here's the deal

oh bravo here's the deal preach going on Sunday morning somebody gets in a Toyota somebody gets in a Chevrolet somebody gets in a Ford but they all end up at the church build. Yeah.

And hey, here's the question. Here's the question. Why are you there? Yeah. Are you there to say, you know, the preacher didn't really hold my interest and he didn't do very good job. Hey, you're proud of the problem. Yeah.

You're going there for the wrong reason. I'm glad you got a week talk a whole hour on that. That's what you can go down. But I hope if you've listened to us, you've heard a us talk about Jesus. I would say, if anything, we're inclusive. Yeah. And your brothers and your sisters, we want you to go to church.

I don't care what the sign says. Go to one. I'm rooting for you. In fact, close your eyes when you pull in a parking lot. As long as Jesus is at the forefront, get in there and stumble through it together with them, and we'll stumble it together all in here. But here's the verse I think we were all alluding to earlier. It is in Mark Chapter 9.

And it's kind of a heavy one. Teacher said John, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we told him to stop because he was not one of us. Which getting in trouble by Jesus, got to be the worst. Do not stop him, Jesus said. For no one who does a miracle in my name can in the next moment say anything bad about me. For whoever is not against us is for us. truly I tell you anyone who gives you a cup of water in my name because you belong to the Messiah will certainly not lose their reward.

I don't know where you go to church as far as I think men and women in here are concerned. And don't care. We're all team Jesus. Yeah. That's right. That's what we're doing. Praise God. Who do you run with?

If you say Jesus, you're running with us. Hey, you're my brother or sister. If you say, I run with the father's son and the holy spirit. I'm slow so you can keep up. Hi, that's it. There you go. You're pretty fast. Huh?

You're pretty fast. I've seen you run. Not no more. Not no, my. There's too many butterfly cakes dipped in W sauce. But we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck corner. We're out. Bye.