Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Knows Phil Robertson is Watching Over Him This Year

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

Martin might be in the doghouse, but Uncle Si steals the show when he reveals the playful little ritual he and Christine share that keeps their love alive, even at his age. John-David seems determined to install a fridge in every room of his house—including a few that absolutely should not have one. Phillip finally explains the long-running mystery of why he was banned from the Robertson duck blind 35 years ago and hasn’t been invited back since. Si also laughs about the surprisingly simple and honestly kinda weird reason he and Christine struggled to start a family early in their marriage. The boys agree that the baby born in a Buc-ee’s parking lot is already off to a legendary start in life. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Duck Hall Room, ladies and gentlemen. We are back. It is duck season, finally. It's here. Yeah. Phillip, have you been? It's practically here. No, I have not been, Johnny D.

I was going to go with you. I've been opening day. Haven't been either. You've only been once? I've been once. How was it? It was, we killed seven Woody's. I saw that.

Now, you, it was you, and who was it? Who was with you? Me, Al, Chase, Jep. It was all the Robinson Creek. I can't believe you got JEP there. And Willie, too. Except one. Bill wasn't here.

Yeah. Oh, I bet he was there. He probably killed more than we did. I bet he was there. He said, heaven. I bet he was there saying, boy, I don't know if I'd have done it like that. Did he really do it that way? Wrong.

We should rewrite that song. Did Hank really do it that way, guys? I don't think Phil did it that way. We should write our own parody of that. That'd be a good one. I don't know what song we're talking about. And the duck boys, we kill seven, and the duck boys killed 21.

Oh. It was seven of them. They killed three woodish piece. Where at? So everybody down there? We call it the pine pond. The pine. It's a pond in the middle of the pine thicket.

There you go. Is this out of y'all's land out there? I got you. There you go. Where'd y'all hunt? We hunted on the dog. They were all singing the blues and I said, hey, look, don't be negative on me.

Lord will provide. We'll have some duck. That's that time. Here come eight or ten. They saw us flared. I was supposed to say you only killed seven. Where's this story going? Then four showed up and they come.

He's the only Robertson. And the decoys. We kill three of them. You're the only Robertson to ever admit a duck saw you. Congratulations. Hey, that is new. What did they flare off of? Willie's Hokas?

I think he. No, I think they'd seen the cameraman because he was out outside the blind. No, never mind. We're back to being a Robert. Yeah. Well, no, no.

Blame others. What I'm saying, Jason and them really brushed the blind. Blame shift there. They didn't see the guys in the blind. Oh, I got you. Because they all had face paint on except me.

I didn't put it on. You got to put face pan on your teeth on. Hey, I'm invisible anyway. Yeah. That's why I was wondering how you flared a duck. Yeah, that's it. You thought he? Hey, but look, on dog bowel,

wouldn't it, there's no water anywhere else? They will come. Like the lake is bone dry. So our big hole ain't got water. But we're on the dog. And it's not a whole lot of water, but it's enough. So when the boys cranked up, the duck boys cranked up on the pine pond.

Y'all could hear them. Well, we got some of their stragglers. Survivors. Yep. And we got seven. So, hey, it was a good duck hunt. So y'all got beat three to one by the young boys. Well, hey, it happens.

But look at how big Cy smiles in the photograph. I love it. Sy, good job. Willie's not smiling. What is Jeff? He's got their best smile. Well, hey,

Willie actually hunted until about 8.30, which is, hey, that's a first. Jeb's added to the movies after this. But he had to go to Louisiana Tech for something. Owl looked good.

That man's too, he's too busy. Yeah. Owl's in like a model pose. Oh, yeah. Al's looking good. Al's modeling his best. The new improved Al

because he's looking good. Jace looks concerned and then Stone and Sire, the ones No, Jayce. They're having fun. No,

Jace was very happy because out of one of them four to come in, Jace missed him the first shot. And then he was in front of the cameraman. He killed him. Well, guess what? Banded Woody. Banded. First gay, you know, the banded Woody.

There you go. So, hey. You know, Jace was fired up by that. We shot the elusive banded gadwall yesterday. Oh, gadball. band. Ain't that something? I don't think I've ever killed a galawal of the band on his left. I know I haven't.

And I still haven't. I have killed a lot of mothers and I saw one. I saw one. I saw one. I saw one. And the most of them was from Indiana. Yeah. I've killed it.

So the Indiana boys, they raise a lot of woodies up there. Illinois. And they put bands on it. There you go. Because what field probably has age of 10. Mm-hmm. Indiana. Just from Indiana?

Yeah. The Jones family does. the Joneses? Hard to keep up with him. That was too easy. Thank you. I just softballs today. I killed them on Mallors.

I killed them on a green wing teal. Pentail. Pentail. Yep. I ain't killed a teal. But, yeah, Mallor. I kill one on a green, a band with a green wing teal.

Oh, but yeah, that's it. Yeah, I'm tired. This first little stretch is always the hardest. Yeah, wake up, man. 30 boys. Like getting used to it. I saw your whole, well, I saw Scott and Marshall and their kids

on the way in here and they're going hunting with y'all. Well, they're going hunting. Well, that's exciting. Wait, what? They're going hunting. I ain't going with them. Why? Hey, no, I'm going to let Tim do it.

I mean, you're going to be there. You're just not going on. Oh, no. I ain't going with. What are you? You're like, I'm out. I just told them, hey, I'm saying you use a duck hunt. You go out, get God's creation,

kill someone to the duck, and then you come back to him. Who are they going with? some of his friends yeah they're going with uh my i'll wait 15 yeah they go on my buddies Gordon Markle and Matt Laird so Maddie Laird that way I'll give me some green wing

teal to cook for my next bastard they're addressing wait is that is that gonna happen probably uh they're gonna kill something you think oh yeah they'll be they'll be fine yeah hold on why aren't you going

because I don't want to you're not afraid I said I said you know I'm used to being sponsored, but for this one, I'm going to be the sponsor. Si is the title sponsor of his son and grandson's Duck Hunt. Well, that's exciting. Yeah.

Because I told him what, I said, hey, I need you do my favorite. He said, okay, yeah, I got to come. And then I'll come back a couple days later and I said, I didn't really know. I don't really know what I really asked you. Yeah. I said, now that I've had time to think about it. I'm out. Because when I tried to book it for him with them, they were like, how many people?

I said anywhere from four to eight. I don't know. So I said it's a very moving target right now. It's just fluid. You got to be fluid to hear, boys. They said, yeah, they said, well, we'll make room. We'll figure it out for you for you. So, yeah, I keep a good relationship.

Oh, I didn't. I didn't think. I said, wait a minute. My grandsons. The shotgun's in their hand. And these, you have called the destructos. Oh, yeah. And that's why I told Martin, I said, I might, I might better check.

or you. Yeah. Well, you really understand what you're getting into. And he said, oh, no, I'm sending somebody else to help that.

Martin's not going either. Oh, no, yeah. Hold on. That I ain't going. Martin ain't going. Oh,

no, because that's what I told them. I said, hey, look, when y'all get down there, you do what the boys tell you to do. They're good. And that's what these guys do for a living.

That's not what I do. Right, yeah. And they're older now, they're not young like these. Because you can ask anybody that goes to me. I am an equal. My grandson, son.

I'm an equal opportunity. I'm not going to say yeller. No, I don't want nothing. Like, I go to football coach mode whenever I'm duck hunting. Like, everybody there's got a job. Do your job. If you don't do your job, I'm about to get on you. Like, I'm about to blow the whistle.

You can get your butt chute. Do some squat jumps, do something. Like, you know. Phil said that's for me and you. Yeah. Like, I just don't, I don't do well because I try to, any more on all of our stuff. stuff, you've got to be mistake-free to have a good hunt.

So, like, where they hunt, you can get away with a lot of stuff. They just, they're in a better, better spot. So it's more ducks, more, more ducks fly over them, therefore they get more opportunities. So, you know, we're a little off the beaten path for that kind of stuff. And that makes a big difference. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you can have, you know, a thousand ducks fly by you a day, you can find 20 or 30

dumb ones generally. So, you know. Johnny Winks for years there. We went hunting with him all day long. Just duck. It's coming over and they're going down there and light.

Y'all and Phil said, well, Johnny asked Phil says, well, what would you do? He said, Johnny, I've been sitting here all day. He said, this prines in the wrong place. He said, dig this sucker up and put it right down there where

there are light. Yeah, put it where they want to be. He did it. Phil would have put another blind over there. No, no, yeah. Well, Phil later in life would have just built another. Oh, no, yeah. And he did it. You know, and then the next time we're hunting over there,

it was a blowout. Yeah. We burned that gun barrel off. Yeah, generally, if you have enough fly over you. If you get where they go, that's when you kill it. That's how he killed ducks. You go where the ducks are. But I did have a kid this weekend.

He killed his first duck, so that was fun. Well, that's the most fun. He had a jacking man. They're on their first trip. Clay had, my buddy Clay had invited some guests from, was Clay, somehow tied into the Chosen. I don't know.

They work for them. They're not like on the show, but they work for the show. If Clay, take my advice and do what I told him to do when I last time I hunted with him? I don't even know what that was. He needs to get another shotgun to use.

No. That piece of junkie's on. Oh, oh. I got so rude about people's equipment. Well, no, hey, I'm watching him shoot cripples. Oh, yeah, he was shooting the same gun I shooting this morning. But, you know, we ain't been real bad.

I told him, I said, hey, you need to get your real shotgun. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedells beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good?

It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Triedails, getting ready for a, cookout meant somebody had to run the grocery store do all the things grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day and you never really know where that beef comes from but with try tails beef we skip the grocery store and do it a different way try tales comes from a family ranch out in texas they're a fifth generation american ranch so they've been at it for a while now look the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same

way their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door we a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat.

She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash. Duck. Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Johnny D. I'm going in January in Arkansas with Elliot and Kell Motors, me and Si, and Jay Stone are going to go duck hunting.

In Arkansas? Mm-hmm. That's good. This green wing tilts you get to go. You're a get to go. I get to go. It's a hot old. Hawking's hard.

He may or may not get banned from this one. I don't think you'll get banned anymore. No, I'm not. I should have got banned the first time. So I asked like he was there. I'm telling you. I jumped up and shot three. They all fell.

And you got banned. I got three ducks down. He ain't cut a feather. He ain't cut a feather. He ain't cut a feather. He just made a loud three bangs. Please shoot early this time. Well, what really happened?

That's not really happened. This is really true. We're all sitting there. This is the first time. He wasn't there, I promise. Were you there? Yeah, I was there. So Jay says,

so Jay says, I'd everybody be real easy, you know, and the ducks are flying and I'll see them and they come over and they get right in front of the blind. I mean, all I know from growing up is, I mean, you shoot them. We're not ever good enough to make them land

or get them close. So I jump up, boom, boom, boom, and three of them just, pow, splash. And it gets real quiet. And I'm turning around trying to high five somebody and everybody's like, everybody's just staring at you?

They're looking down like, uh, and Jason says, hey, Phil, nobody moves until dad says, cut them. And 35 years later, I still ain't been back with him. I said, side, we're best friends. Can't you give me in? He said, no, son, you're banned for life. Somebody had to be banned for life. But before Phil passed away, we had a podcast here. And when we walked out, I said, Phil, I could go back anytime I wanted to.

couldn't, he was like, that's right, Mac, anytime you won't. So it was more fun. He just totally imagine being polite. Yeah, he wasn't. They were going to be full that day. You were made. He never going back in the last. I got in trouble for the opposite one time.

Gimber was doing something. There was like four of us, and I was on the end, so I was probably supposed to call it. But I was waiting for Gimber to call it, and there was about 80 teal in the decoys. And Gimber said, man, I looked up and thought, this is going to be awesome. And then y'all just sat there until they flew away. I said, I was waiting on you. Yeah, I've been guilty of that.

Sometimes you just get caught up and watching it all. You know, be caught up in the moment. And then I look back and I said, The beauty of it. Yeah, I probably should have shot down. Probably should have just unloaded there. You get caught up in it, you know. That's what's fun about it, man.

It's a lot of fun. It's hard to stop shooting them woodies when they're flying. I mean, you need to stop, but, you know, it's just hard for people after three of them yeah it's time to call it all of the day after i see y'all killed seven opening a day how many did you kill seven three deal my three there you go hey who killed the rest of them well jace you said they killed a couple thorn paul probably killed a couple yeah so they're seven three four four yeah three two two four yeah willie didn't kill anything huh did will one what will he ain't killed nothing and he said well i got i got i got i got

to leave here, boys, at 8.30. He said, I got to do something at tech. Then I'm going deer hunting, Texas. And I said, well, he said, I didn't figure it would kill nothing. And I said, yeah, you're negative. I said, hey, the Lord will provide, son. And I said, now when you go to Texas, guess what?

He said, you don't put some money on what I'm going to kill Texas? I said, yeah, I put a penny on it that you don't kill dooddooly squat. Yeah, better. large knickers. Yeah. What are he killing Texas? And then he says, that may happen. I said, hey, I'm predicting this happened.

I'll give you a penny when you come back and say, I didn't cut a feather. Or a hair. Or a hair. Or a hair. The hair. It's the hair. Oh, man, alive. It's just, I don't know.

It's just fun. It happens. It happens even in high fences. You sit there and you just don't get a shot at nothing. Big up shooting stuff. Go ahead. Y'all remember how we talked about them monkeys that escaped from that truck? Uh-oh.

A new redneck. We'll get them, boys. A redneck got her one. Hey, got him one. Hold on, I got to find him. He mounted that sucker. I sent it to Martin. Yeah, hey, he had happened.

He mounted that rousco. This ain't the one that shot the drone, is it? Let's see what? No, no. Look. A lady in Jasper County, Mississippi. Jasper County, baby. walked outside, saw a monkey, and said, old Jessica, they'd been warned that they'd escaped.

So she walked back inside, came back outside, and the monkey is no longer with us. That's right. You don't mess with the state of Mississippi. Not if you're something like that you don't. You absolutely don't on that deal. That's a toughie. What happens if you shoot an animal that there's no rules for? I don't know.

Like, let's say a giraffe walks from my yard. It's kind of like he. here, right? Like, there's no mountain line season. I'll tell you what a game word. But there's mountain line. I'll tell you what a game word told me. I don't know.

I called him up and asked him, can I shoot a black panther? And he said, no. And I said, well, why? I said, y'all all say they don't exist. Why can't I shoot my imagination? Yeah. There you go.

And he said, no, you can't do it. I said, hey, at the end I said, hey, y'all been lying to the people. There are black panthers out there. I won't yesterday. You don't want me to shoot it, because it'll prove you boys wrong. I'm game for you, too, by the way.

There's no crow I've ever wanted to eat more than that. Will you pay the penalty? Will you pay the ticket? There can't be a penalty. Hey, you couldn't pay me enough. I'd fight that. I'd get a good attorney. You couldn't pay me enough to shoot a Panther.

If I saw one, just to prove you boys wrong, I wouldn't shoot it. But then how would you prove them wrong? Because you wouldn't have. I won't. They just had to live with it. because I'm going to go to my grave saying, oh, they're there. Well, you're going to do that anyway. And I said, I wish.

I don't really change a whole lot. The story stays the same. I don't want but one person to be bit by the Black Panther. Oh, Jason Robertson. That's Jason Robertson. I wish one of sneak up with these deer hunting sometime and bite him right on the butt. So he'd have to believe. Then I'd say, hey, drop your drawers because I'm going to show them the teeth marks for that

Panther bitch you right on the butt. It feels like there's a better way to show people that they're real like the zoo. Well, I'm serious. I wouldn't shoot one because, hey, that may be the last one in a life. No, there's a lot of them. I know it. I know. People tell me all the time to see them.

Yeah. Especially in Florida. Yeah, in Florida. I'm serious. And somebody told Si. Matter of fact, they was telling me the other day when we was down at Central Florida. I was the side. Mm-hmm.

Ranch down there. they was telling me, hey, they seen a couple of the other day. Yeah, that's a couple, a pair. They did say that. Breeding pair. Yeah, how you think they keep staying alive? You got to have tango. What?

I can't even remember Jabbo or something like that down there. He used to live by field. Who? He's seen two. Jabo. Huh? Jobo. From, from Major League?

Some Bobo. That's Jabu. Oh, Bobo. Bobo. But he said two on the pipeline. Hold on. Wait, wait. Well, first we got to.

See who Boblow he is. Who is Bobbo? Jabbo Bobbo. No, it's Jabba. I don't know what his name is. I ain't right, but it's something like that. Jabba the hunt. Oh, yeah, that is.

It was. But he's saying, too, he was deer hunting and seen two black fathers. Solo, you owe me. I got really scared that. I walked out on my porch other night and it was a cat. But for a brief moment, I thought, this is it. This is the moment. It was on our little couch on the front porch.

That sucker went and jumped and ran. And then I ran back inside. That's like me, opening the morning walking out to the ducco. I don't know what I ran out of there, but in the dark first day, you ain't used to it. Like, I didn't even think turn my light on because I know the trail, right? Like I just like, all right, here I go. I got the decoys, let's go. And I made about two steps in that water.

Water started splashing all around me running in every direction. And I was like, where am I? I just want to know what's about to run into me because I don't. What if it's a cow? Yeah, what is this? Was it deer? I don't know. I didn't get my life.

light on in time. It is either deer or pigs, but I don't know. I don't know which one it was. That was when I was at the honey break, was in the blind. Yeah. And I saw three and I said, I said,

there goes pigs. And then I said, but they was running fun. Yeah. And then Drew said, well, there may not been pigs because we got both pigs and bears. And I said,

that's what they was. Three bears. It was a mama bear and two cups. Hmm. because they move funny. Pigs don't run that way. Yeah. Yeah, pigs and bears run different.

Oh, they don't they look different. I'm about to fry turkey. Are you? I got two of them. Two. You know what? Aside. Oh, hey, be careful for doing it.

Yeah. You can actually get part of bad. You got to take it slow, nice and slow. You don't know in your kitchen. Real easy. Yeah, don't do it in a fry, Daddy. Yeah. No, I got that one outside.

That's dangerous. Well, well, this is Aaron after. Thanksgiving. But yeah, I'm in charge of the turkey this year and I'm nervous as crap because Uncle Joe was always in charge of the turkeys. So you got a helper? My cousin Lauren, we're going to do it together. But I got a plan. I bought two turkeys. Just in case. Just in case. Pro move. You have two turkeys just in case. But I didn't know turkeys are so cheap. Why do we not eat turkey all year long? Because it's not very good. And you don't want to stay asleep in the whole year.

What? It's way easier to go to the deli and get a sliced turkey. That ain't no good. I'm talking a deep fried turkey. Why do we not do that more often? I don't know. Why is there not a restaurant? What size turkeys did you get?

See, I was a little nervous. Uh-oh. 10 pound. Well, I got two different sizes because I'm smarter than I look, you know, but I went in there and they were all like 25 pound turkey. I was like, oh, big daddy. I didn't buy that thing. I was like, that'll feed an army.

So I got like a 18 and a 14. I said you like to have 55-gall-drums. Putty man. Yeah, 18 is, I wouldn't get an 18. That's a big one. That's the smallest of the bigger ones I could find. Yeah, I had to scour like three different racks other day to get a 10-pounder. I sure was happy to get him, too.

I see, I couldn't find that. Yeah. No, you got to kind of be there when they reloaded. Hold on. Then what? You bought a turkey, Mr. Ham sandwich? I've already cooked it, yeah. When did you cook it?

I cooked it last Wednesday. Video drops a night on my YouTube channel. Oh, what I. Hey, man. I work for pit bulls. Grills too. They asked me to do a thing, a collaboration with them in Academy for a smoked turkey. I have smoked a turkey on a pit bulls before. It's good. Yeah, it was great. The 10-pounder's good because it doesn't cook very long. So, like, that's why, that's what I love

about the smaller turkeys is they just, they cook way faster. I should have got a phone call because I'm just like one minute away from your house. Did you want some? Do you have any leftovers? Not anymore, but. Bro, he just said he cooked it a week ago. I gave him his pictureator. Oh, it's just now getting to Phillips age. I mean, that's a Philip. Philip don't mind an aged leftover.

Age. He don't. No, it was a good. Brittany even said it was good. That ain't just me talking. It's on nothing. It's on nothing. She's a pretty tough critic.

No. Is she? Yeah, I don't need no leftovers, do you? No. No. He never any leftovers. Yeah, mom slid by and took the legs and thighs off of him. Now, you know, you're in my mom.

Mama's boy, and she just took the two best parts. Yep, Mom. I'm sick. And then Brittany got on that breast, and I ate them wangs. I do love a turkey. I know it's weird, but, man, I love that little crunchy sucker by the time it sits there. That's your favorite part of the bride turkey? It is my favorite bite that includes meat is the way.

Wow. Yeah, because the skin's the best part. Yeah, the skin's hands down the best part. But the bite that includes meat is the wing of the turkey. I love it. It's got that little drumstick on it. and then the other the front end of the flap is just like all crunch i mean that thing is so good front end of the flap yeah that thing is so good why they always got like turkey legs at all these

fairs and theme parks and not turkey wings i don't know what are they doing with the turkey legs they're bigger i mean that's advertising i mean come on i guess that's what's left over all them turkey breast you get in a deli though so i don't never know that that makes sense how they they chop the legs off send those to the fair but what do they do with the thighs where's turkey thighs go. Where turkey wings are. Because the chicken thigh is the best part of a chicken hands are.

Oh, break pads, incredible. That's the best part. What about food industry? It is crazy. Or they just grow in a bunch of turkey legs in a lab somewhere. Are you working on your dressing? Are you working on the dressing?

The girls are right now. My wife and Liz. They cooking your cornbread? Well, yeah, they're doing all the stuff. Yeah. That way I'll just have to put it together. You just build it.

Get me the supplies. and if you build it. Oh, no, this is going to be the finest I've ever made. How do you know? I just know. You're going to make a test batch? Huh? You're going to make a test bag.

Oh, no, I'm going to cook that big pot fill uses. Yeah, big magnolite. Oh, you're cooking for everybody? Oh, yeah. That's going to be full. Okay. All right. I didn't know you're cooking for the whole family.

Yeah, and that's going to be the best I've ever done. How do you already know? Because I know what I'm doing. Because he's not negative. You are awesome. I know what I'm doing. He exudes positivity. We need to have that conversation.

I cooked me four, what are they? Scillette. Casserol. Oh, yeah. Casserol thing, 14 by 18. Cache roll dishes. There you go. A cup four.

Pistine eats about, oh, maybe a third of one. I ate about half of that when you brought up here. I ate all the rest. Dressing's good. I double the vegetable. You know who I like five? Why do some people call it stuffing? When does it swap from stuffing to dressing?

I don't know. Oh, stuffing, no. I've always just called it dress. I guess if you stuff it into the turkey. Oh, if you actually put, that's for them people who cook a turkey. They put it inside of turkey. I put it inside a turkey and smoked it before. Have you?

Yeah, I basically just made cornbread and shoved it up a turkey's butt and then put the turkey in the. The only thing you put in dressing is you put either green wing teal, six of them, or eight, or woodies. And sage. Yeah. Lots of saves. Oh, see, that's the key. Look, I'm making four batches. We should, we got to get him a.

Hey, we need the video. Instagram. You can be like that. Does anybody else's algorithm have the dude with the pepper holsters on his arm all the time? Yeah, yeah. I see him every day and he's like, well. You just said it. My phone's in the room, so I'm sure I will later.

Wait till you see it. He's got like a wristband quarterback style of his different sauces he uses. Really? And he's super redneck. He's like, get you. a 10 full pan. I'm going to do one thing. I'm going to do one thing this year.

So Charles said, okay, a little too much too much safe. Back off the side? I didn't, hey, timeout. For the record, that's not what I said. I said, if that's how you like it, do it. Well, no, no. It's just heavy on the same.

No, no. Like cook. That's why I don't get about people cooking. You're the one doing a cooking. How ever you want to. No, no, but I brought it in when I said it and I said, hey, this is not for y'all. It was great.

For y'all. Yeah. I cooked this for me. And it was great. I ate half that pan you brought that day. I mean, it just, now, to say that it was heavy on the, it was, but it was still good. Well, to me, I enjoy it. Yeah, and if that's what you want.

I'm going to lighten it up for the people. They like it a little lighter. I'm going to just, I'm going to lighten it a little bit. So I'm going to take his own sage shaker with him. Well, talking about side cooking. You should have a little holster. We can get you at sage. Oh, no, no, more.

I've been thinking about all this is going to be the best ever made. I probably may need to video it, at least some of it. But I videoed him cooking squirrels, and it got like a ton of views on Facebook. That's what I'm saying. I think Cy making Instagram and Facebook reels of him cooking, he could be famous one day. Here we go. My wife just texted me, asking me what size of underwear I wear. Should I be concerned?

Christmas, man. No, something just got tore up. I actually tell her to text to Allison and say, John David's a large at this point. Okay. I think I'm a large. Underwear is weird. Yeah. It does not fit the same as shirts.

Well, in this day and age, nothing is the same size. Like an XL and one brand is not equal X. No, you're right. It's like, can we standardize fit? Sizing? Yeah. Can we just? But what's up with pants and shirts fit?

Well, maybe because I'm shaped odd. Okay. I'm not going down that road. I'm going to get made fun of. I have tiny legs and kind of a gut. So. But like at one point. You remember at times the only time.

called that old boy at pear-shaped feller i don't even remember who it was he said i just remember he said you're talking about that pear-shaped feller he was the guy that i paid to go all the way to mississippi to pick up willie's ham oh yeah okay that pear-shaped boy yeah that pear-shaped feller a pear-sake feller a pear-shape feller you know a pair-shape fellow that's one of stone's top three lines about anything i just i don't ever forget that old pear-shaped you mean that pear-shaped fella? I saw him not too long ago. What's his name? What's his first name? You know, when I saw him,

I remembered him as the pear shape. And you couldn't say that. And I couldn't say that, so I'd probably manned and duded him a lot. Hey, you? And I'd probably know his name if we weren't right here right now. Yeah, on the spot. Yeah. What's up, bro? Brozel, breezel. Chief. Yeah, I just got that text. That was weird. That's not weird, dude. You need underwear.

Oh, I don't know. I've reached that age. As a guy who love socks and underwear for gifts because I just get annoyed having to go buy them. Yeah, I support that message. I need a lot of underwear this year. A lot of underwear. Running low. Running low, he said. Was it like, you know, hey, something's happened to all your other underwear?

Oh, now, she will go in there and when I ain't paying attention and get the ones that's got the holes in them and throw them out in the trash. I ain't a big fan of that. Just a thing, rips them off of me. If they ain't got a hole in them, I walk by her, that's it. Britney, if you listen. She rips them. If you listen, I'm much more.

support this method. Next thing, no, no. And going through my drawer. Yeah, next thing that happened is, hey, I'm walking around a living room naked because she's unripped them circled off of me. You are a legend. You really are a legend. Do you ever put a hole in your underwear on purpose?

No. You walk around in your drawers a lot? Yeah. I've been to his house a couple times and he had to put pants on before you. I'll tell you, if he's got a hole in it, I find out quickly. You ever thought of moving, you ever thought of moving the location of the hole? I mean, it may be, most of mine end up. right there somewhere in the butt crack area.

Oh, no, hey. I mean, and then the cross, yeah. Hey, that's what's so crazy. The crats between the crotch and my underwear in different spots. Like on the side. He's a heavy sleeper. You, you get, I don't know what the crap is about that. Mm-mm.

It took us a lot, but we're here, gang. That's a washing machine issue. They're getting tied up. Hold on. I got a ass. Ripped in the wash. I want that on a bumper sticker. I don't know what the.

crap there is about that. And that can go for anything. No, no, because, hey, look, I was going toward the restroom. And I was kind of in a hurry. Yeah. The next thing I know is I'm putting a bit pulled backwards. Oh, man, good for you. Because I don't walk by, I've got a hole in it, and she's done to hook me with her finger,

and, hey, here we go. Rip. I'm scared, but I'm going here. Friend, who does the laundry in your house? well christian used to it but now liz does it okay but do you think she ever puts hold her on purpose so she can oh so she can snatch her it's a little game we were talking about one day love is not dead love is not let's the home and i'll do this is left the room just carving her mouth because you was naked no because we was telling

the story about christian ripping my underwear off yeah because usually when it happens we get a little people. Yes. What is it that you rip off of her? Why is it so fun to think about old people still being playful? I love it, man. Yeah, because I hope it's me, yeah. I mean, like, I hope me and Brittany still like each other enough at that point.

There's no doubt we'll love each other enough. I hope we still like each other enough at that age. It only gets better and funnier. I'm texting Allison right now. It only gets better and funnier. Even though right now, I tell you, Brittany is not happy with me, so that's fine. Why not? Apparently I snored all night last night.

Well, you don't have any control over that. Well, I mean, I kind of don't. But it was, you know, I told her. And then she went and got on the couch. Well, every night it's duck season, right? So I take all my clothes before I go to bed and put them in the living room so I can get dressed without making, you know, without making racket. Well, see, the problem is she doesn't went in there and slept in the dressing room. Yeah.

She's in the racket. But then I, about, you know, 4-15 roll around. around. I'm in there fumbling around trying to find my clothes. And why is it when you try to be quiet? You make noise. You make way more noise than if you just know about your business. Yeah. And so that woke her up again. And the look I got was not one of, I hope you have a good morning hunting. She wanted you to strike. Yeah. The look was more of, where's your shotgun again? And when did this happen? This morning. Okay. And then you got that text later on today. Uh-huh. Okay. Something's up. Yeah, about my underwear. Yeah, she doesn't tore them all up and fill them away.

Now I'm... That's what happened. Now I'm concerned. Yeah, now I've got issues. She did you like Johnny Dee's wife does him with all the food in the fridge other than too much food in the freezer. Just throw it away. Go it away. Anything. Allison wants a dumpster for Christmas just to throw stuff away. Oh, I want to dumps for Christmas. Hey man, when in doubt, throw it out. I told, I just texted Allison and said, so I said Christine Rips his underwear off if she, she sees a hole in his underwear. And Allison said, I bet he likes to keep holes in his underwear. Yeah.

He can't. He ripped some off. Now you should reply, I think the ones I'm wearing have a hole in them. No, I just said I'm going to try it. Oh, wacky. What a wacky dad. Oh, man, Merry Christmas. It's never dull around the Robertsville place, boys.

That is, yeah. Y'all ready for the next level fridge? No. I have a third fridge. I wasn't going to tell you. Bedroom fridge? Do you have a bedroom fridge? Bathroom.

Bathroom fridge. Bathroom fridge. It's like an odd place to have. No, it's a great place to have. You wake up, you got to pee, you're like, yeah. I don't want to walk all the kitchen, get a bottle of water. Boom, bathroom fridge. Oh, yeah, well, I keep a Yeti bottle full of water on my nightstand.

If you get a bathroom fridge, you don't even have to do that. Oh, you like me. It's a bathroom fridge. I go to bed at a... Yeti. Yeah. It's sitting there full of tea. I got to have a bottle of water.

I get my... You drink tea at night? Oh, no. Hey. It's not going to stain his tea. I get thirsty. When was the last time you drank water? No, no.

The other night? Yeah. Yeah. I drank a bottle. Other night? I said him drink water. No, another drank one. I said he drank some on the plane the other day when we're going to Central Florida.

Matter of fact, it was down at the island of the site. Mm-hmm. Somebody said, hey. Yeah. Everybody want you guys a bottle of water? And it was ice cold and I said, hey, throw me that time. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

I said, hey, I'm a little low on my tea and lemon. I do love water. So you got a lot of family coming in for Thanksgiving. This is a big deal. I was tracing them coming? Yeah, all of his grandkids and both of his kids. Where y'all doing it at your house? No, they're standing down at Lodge.

Okay. Where Phyllis and his bunch used to stay. But are y'all doing the feast at your house? Yeah, no, that's at Willis. Oh, so they're all going. They all over there. Okay. What time is that at, by the way?

5.30. You won't show up about 7.30. That's what I was told, 5.30. I'm just, no, I'm, I'm, I'm, so I'll be there five and Willie will be there at eight. Yeah. Are y'all going to play poker after? I doubt it.

Everybody be too full. Everybody, they'd be full addressing. What is the proper time to eat Thanksgiving? Oh. I believe there is a set time that is better than the others. I don't know. We always did lunch because we were trying, we were trying to get to the hunting camp.

We always didn't. I knew growing up, and it still kind of stays that way but Thanksgiving was noon if you were a minute last noon Amall was not waiting no no no because normally it went down the field

when Phil was here that's one we'd have it at 12 o'clock we'd duck hunt to about 11 and he'd be getting somebody with his got a phone and said check with can't see see you know what time she wants there

yeah so my family does it at lunchtime like at 12 noon but then we all go to my moms and then that's in the evening just so everybody can make it. So you do two meals on Thanksgiving? Mm-hmm. Good for you, buddy.

Hey. Good for, Philip. Philip and hog heaven. I'm thinking about the left. Are you the kind that goes to Thanksgiving with Tupperware? There's about three things that I really... He shows up with a brand new tubbaweigh. Yeah.

There's about boys. He's back. There's about three things I really enjoy about Thanksgiving. What's that? Duck and dressing. Yeah. Then the devil eggs. Rooster rockets, yeah.

They eat about six of them. I do love a rooster rocket. That place in town got some good ones. I could eat the whole tray that everybody brings. I can eat the whole thing. They make you poop. Oh, hey, and I mean, hey, it's one of them SBDs. I'm glad we're not filming out.

Silent but deadly. What is it about a devil's egg making it? Devil eggs makes the rust. It gives you some gas, man. Good grief. He said, That's some of the worst gas as you're ever male. Devil's egg.

It really is. I mean. Eat it on Saturday night. That explains a lot of Carter. Eat a lot of devil d'all. No, no. No, no. That and all we are to invite Jeff.

Fartman. Yeah, fart man. Oh, from the poker guy. I don't know what the science is about your gut and a deviled egg that leads to copious amounts of gas. It's a, what is the word I'm looking for? It's a phenomenon as well. Yeah, well, it's a phenomenon. It's, it's rough.

It's a lot of, uh, it's like asparagus pee. It's a lot of it goes to a lot of changes before that. It's like ruminates in your stomach. I don't like asparagus unless you turn it into cheese fries and put a bunch of parmesan butter and garlic and bacon on there. Then they're awesome. Yeah. But what is that?

Oh, I could eat. I can eat three trays of them. I can eat three trays of them. are devil's eggs right now. Oh, devil's eggs. Oh, yeah. Now, those are good. I have tendency.

Hold on myself eating a lot of those. Heavy paprika, too. I want you to turn the top of that rascal ring. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. I like that. I saw this really in shape, dude, at the grocery store when I was buying my Tony Scherriguez butter to put in my turkey.

Wasn't it me? To inject in you. Oh, no, no, it definitely wasn't you. You don't eat like this guy. I mean, he looked like he could bench press 400 pounds. What was he getting canned? Chicken and then just a bunch of rice. And I was like, dude, it's probably.

probably not worth it. Chicken in a can. And go and grab one of those rotissaries, man. He had, he was buying chicken like people buy dip, like in a roll. Yeah. Cellophane together. And I was like, I've seen it. Brittany will do that from time to time.

She'll get on that, I need low carb kick. And she'll get that canned chicken. Uh-uh. The problem is it smells suspiciously like cat food when you open it. Like, you know, the soft, sins again. Same ingredient. You ever eat canned chicken? Not that he was aware of it.

I'll say this, not intentionally. No. He never intentionally ate it. I ain't doing no can't. But, you know, but like them women will get on them health kicks and they'll... Oh, it's a health kick thing. You can eat for like 40 days and only eat protein and it only costs like 42 cents. The only time I'm thinking right now is Phil's...

Oh, it's a big ball. Food and balls. No, cheese bowl. Oh. The cheese ball? No. Bill cooked chicken with... Garlic.

Garlic ball. Oh. Whole head. like three, three of them. Oh, the heads of garlic? And he made that chicken. Sticky chicken. Yeah.

Ticky chicken. I come down there and when I walked in, it was about there knocked me out the smell. Garlic. And he said, well, you about ready to eat? I said, I don't know,

because he checked it. He opened the oven door and it had it in there in a big pan and just solid garlic. And I'm in big clothes of it. Yeah. And I said, I don't know if I can leave. he said you won't taste it and I said you're out of your mind you got a half a pound of garlic in there half a pound of garlic yeah and I said yeah and I'm serious he had a half a pound of garlic

I said I won't be able to eat that junk I'm smirled it right now he said you want to taste it you know so I just I grabbed me a leg little leg it might have been a wing I think it's a wing and I taste it and then next time I something hey hey hey hey me about three more pieces that I said, I ain't believing it. When you cook with garlic, do you use clothes or do you use what I like to call jarlic? Jarlic rules, bro. I like to just open it up and sprinkle it on it. Yeah, just the jar of the blue jar of garlic.

Yeah, like sage. Oh, you use the dried garlic. Like sage. Oh, you use the dried garlic. You use dehydrated garlic. Oh, yeah. But you asked me, how did I know my dressing is going to be good? It's because he's positive.

That was 20 minutes here. I know, right. I got it at home. You said the garlic reminded me, okay, because I measure my sage. Each, each, I got four containers that I mixed to bread and everything in. And then I actually, like, I count out how much sage I'm going to use. And each container gets the same amount. And then, then I take a 10-fold pan.

And it's stirred up for it's all, all everything on everything. Then I put my broth in it. And not to mention, he's just full of positivity. So, you know. Oh, I could eat the whole thing myself. I got a positivity Bible verse. I'm telling, hey, look, I'm saying I could do it. What could do you?

I'm like, uh, a thing's name now, but it's a movie about he ate 50 boiled eggs. The cool hand Luke. Cool hand Luke. I bet he has some. Yeah. No, no. I could eat. Hey, once I made.

this dressing with that whole big container that Phil uses, I could eat every bit of it myself. Do it, son. I could eat the whole thing. I like when he said, Luke, why did you have to say 50? Why couldn't you say 30 or something like that? Yeah. But he ate all 50.

I haven't seen Cool Hand Luke. But I wouldn't want to be around that boy for the next two weeks. Oh, no. Fitchy boiled eggs. Yeah, he was, he, whoa. Cool Hand Luke came out in 19. 67. That was a good movie.

It's a good movie. I was great. I was negative 22 years old. Oh, what's his name? Paul Newman. Paul Newman and then who was the other guy? You seen that one?

Huh? Full hand loop. I've seen pieces. Yeah, no. Paul Newman was a star, but then the other guy. Dragline. Hunter, he said on your repertoire. I can't remember.

Not even in Hunter's database. Yeah, yeah, that was the one they called dragline. Yeah. It was a good one. You hadn't seen it. He had a seen it. 50 hard boy. Oh, man.

I'm going to watch that tonight. No. I'm so curious. I can't wait for you. What has the world been up to since we've been here? Yeah. Do we have an email? The last 50 minute?

Oh. No, we got an email. An email? Oh, man. I'd exit out of it. That's right. What is everybody helping for? Mainly everybody.

Everybody keeps sending me this thing of a deer hunting human beings with Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes. Oh. But the best news I think. think I may have ever heard there's the new luckiest child in America. Oh, formerly used to be me. There's a new one. Okay.

What do you think happened to this child? Springfield, Missouri. I just got back from there. And I'll be going there in March. They found out Johnny Morris as their dad? No. Oh. Although that would be neat.

Springfield. My job would get much more complicated. No. Nathan and Jenna had a child in Springfield. Oh. They did not make it to the hospital. Mm-mm. They had it in the cab.

It sounds unlucky. They had it in a cab. Nope, they had it in the car. Okay. In a Bucky's parking lot. I mean, I don't know. I don't know if life gets better than starting it, Bucking. Well, they can name him Crunchy.

Old Crunchy. Old Crunchy was born in the parking lot. Bessies. But Justin sent me that. Apparently he's from there because he said, what a great start to life when your first day. on planet Earth starts at Buckees and you make the local

Springfield Missouri News. There you go. Congratulations on your baby. I'd say a slow day in Springfield, but that sounds pretty regular from my time from my time and experience there. I love Springfield.

I don't mind Springfield. They got some good people up there. They do, sign. And you know, Doc them, his team, they want to. Yeah. Dr. Megan. And that aquarium is really cool there.

Like that one. They did a really good job on that. I've always wanted an aquarium. Yeah, this is a big. They had that baby at 316 in the morning. And just so we're all called. Oh, John. Three 16, baby.

Right. Authorities were there at 317 because they were trying to meet up with her. Well, because they heard brisket on the board. Brisket on the board. Presket on the board. And a rack of ribs. And that may be when they swapped from sandwiches to tacos. Oh.

Because I would have been there. Oh. I can eat a bunch of tacos right. Say, you must be starving. I don't know about food. I ain't eaten anything. Oh. God,

holy. We hunted until 7.20, then cooked bacon and eggs. I'm good. And then when I get back, I might start doing the preys for my dressing. Unless my sweet wife and Liz has already done it. Play your cards, right?

You go in there cut your hole. Oh, they was working on it when I left. Play your cards right, you go in there, cut you a hole in the underwear. You can be gone for 30 minutes, changing underwear. It's a scissors and cut around. don't hold my underwear and then walk back this thing. All right. And then.

I don't think I'm going to be able to sit by you. Of course, she'll have to stop. For the rest of my life and think of it's the same anymore. Oh, holy, oh, holy underwear.

Does it, does the same strategy follow for pants? Like if you walk by with a hole in your bridges, does she rip your bridges or? Those are pretty thick. Watch, don't play with my legs on you get hurt. He will slap you.

I'll slap piss that day. Can't confirm. Can't confirm. I was just, I was just, reached over and put my hand on his. Yeah, I was testing the strip. of the pan.

Reached over and put my hand on the seat one night where he couldn't see. He slapsed snot at him. I'm going to wreck his rig. I'm talking about it. Yeah. He was about half asleep over and I just reached over and rubbed his leg. I want to pay the attention next day I fell. I'm running down my leg.

Wham! Yeah. Well, just so we're both clear, you walk in here with a hole in your underwear, I'm going to leave them on. Just so we're clear, you walk in here with a hole in your drawers, I'm going to leave him B. I got to tell you this. It sounds like too much of a game that you like to play.

When me and Christine was having trouble getting pregnant. Uh-oh. Okay. She went to the doctor. I went to the doctor and all this stuff. So what the problem was, okay, is I was wearing sports underwear. Those are tight-fitting tight. Time out.

This is a side-filed episode. And then the doc said, well, hey, here's your cure. Throw the sports underwear out the window. Whitey-tides, got to go. Get you some whitey-tidy boxing. Boxers. So look, first night I took me and said, I came out. shower, put on my white tides,

and I'll come in the bedroom and Christine's there. Can't confirm. He still wears whitey-dye. I don't have one, but I have one in bales and it was dang it up. Oh, like a boxer. Let's go a few rounds, woman. And it's boxers. He's ready to go.

You got K-Oed in the first, didn't you? And this corner. That was it. Do you want in the mood? She knocked me out of the first round. at a total combined weight of 120 pounds I woke up my jaw and swung and the age happens yeah at 17 seconds in the first round he got knocked out oh kids if you're listening ask your parents the questions

she threw in the towel what else to say yeah ask them something about birds and bees or something on that secures a lot of illnesses I hear that's what we're here for But look, this is kind of pre- Thanksgiving, but y'all won't get it until after Thanksgiving. So happy Thanksgiving. I hope you had a great one. Hope you had a great one.

Happy Thursday. Yeah, and I'm thankful for family, and now you can decorate for Christmas. You have our commitment. That's right. I already did. Go for it. Philippians 4-8 in the spirit of sigh and his positivity.

Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable. If anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things. And do it. Cling to it.

Be positive. Amen. Boom. You're going to break my computer today.