Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Learned a Lot From The Dark Side of War

Episode Date: March 21, 2024

Uncle Si empathizes with veterans who struggle inwardly and outwardly, given his own experience with war. Stone has a proud father moment when his 9 year old daughter achieves her gray belt in jiu jitsu and updates the guys on Rucker’s progress on the mat. John-David is glad to have a fellow bidet lover in the Robertson family, but it definitely isn’t Si. Martin is excited for his boys to grow up a little more so he can teach them the same values he was raised with. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I've been up at the hospital. He got his badge on. No, I ain't. No, that was another night. I ain't been up, brother. Praise God. Hey, I went one night. Good grief.

What's what you want? Look at this picture. Hey, look at this camera. So, we already talked about Ms. Christine had a fall. This, you don't take a lot of pictures, do you? No. No. No, I ain't got.

You don't take a lot of pictures. I ain't got me a love me. room. You know, my pictures everywhere. The most alarming part of it is he don't do a lot

of laundry either. I don't like change clothes. You don't say. Well, hey, look, the show done that. This is a three day. What was you wearing? Hey,

I was wearing the same thing I've been aware for six months. Yeah. I'm about to head up there and visit, Ms. Christine, with this badge. My wife washes it every now and now.

So is she doing okay now? Yeah. Yeah. We have, you know, they're just doing a battery of test. I got you. Whenever he told the story, though, you had to try and hold in it because you didn't know if she was okay, but it was still Uncle Si telling the story. So it was hilarious. Well, no, no, because then we found out she was okay.

He heard her fall. You know what he did? So he went, you okay? Yeah. Well, that's what I always say when I hear her. And then she said, no. No, no, because you're very weak. Careful.

I feel. Oh, I don't want to last. after that. Then I went in there and looked and I said, uh-oh, I got, I'll be right back. I get to call 911. Yeah. There you go. Well, that's weird because that sign on your porch says I am 911.

Well, hey. That's kind of, hey, mom calls, okay, and it's up to the old man. No, I'm not a crisis. That one that'll leave that pop knot on top of your head says we don't call 911. He's just the police division. Yeah. Do you fight fires? Do I what?

Do you fight fires? No, I don't fight. Oh, he just liked him. That's out. No, hey. But anyway, I was in the military, but no, I'm not one to run to the sound of gunfire. Well, did you, uh, supplies?

Did you take her to the hospital? The ambulance. Oh, the ambulance did. No, he had to go track down Philip McMillan because McMillan wasn't answering his phone. Before Sy, I went to check on his wife at the hospital. He went and checked on Philip. It was might near to panic mode.

Yeah, Cy was losing everything around him. That's right, because it was about 30, maybe 45 minutes. and Philip wouldn't call me back. And I was saying, that's just, no, it's kosher. Usually if I call him and leave a message, especially if I say, hey, Christine's fail, he usually called me right back. I'll be right over. But you did go see her in the hospital, right?

Yeah. Oh, I went with her, you know. Okay. Once I got to Phillips, I woke him up out of bed and said, hey, drive me down to St. Francis. And then McMillan's Day. But usually I just say, Philip, go down there with her and then give me an update. at the house. Right.

Yeah. So I actually spent about three hours in the emergency room. Three hours. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That's a passion and emphasis. That's not normal. Very un-robertson-like. But wait. There's more. I don't care. I just don't like hospitals. And then what you do?

Okay. Went and played poker. Huh? Well, no, no. That was, hey, Sunday night. Hey, look, I was going to be alone. So, hey, we're not used to cancel the poker game. That's great.

You don't want to do that. Never do that, J.D. So there you go, Stone. You're caught up on size. That's what's happening to me this weekend, okay? And I was this close, okay, just to losing it completely. Yep. It was a bad spot.

I am not, you know, and that's why I've always said, you know, you got to think about this. E7 in the military, okay. I was involved in two wars, okay. and I never actually led any of my troops into battle, which I'm very thankful for, okay, because, yeah, no, it wouldn't, no, that wouldn't, that wouldn't have done for this kid here. Yeah. Well, hey, they knew where, they knew where to put you.

God knows, yeah, God knows what's best, okay, his way is best. But the update I've been dying to hear, Stone, I was Rucker. Yeah, I was Rucker. doing with jujitsu i still do have rucker black belt taekwondo right here for when he comes back in a black belt in taekwondo that that that is i'm not going to question that but i'll say this about record he showed up once well look that's that's nice okay look that's 90% of the game with that i but i think between you and him it's uh it'd be a race to say who's got more wind.

Who's got better cardio? Oh. Between side him? Well, hey, give us some time. Hey, I'm telling you. Okay. You know, you can't judge a book by the cover. Well, when it comes to cardio, you can.

That's actually a pretty fair statement. I like that. Okay. But hey, you tote around a spare tire odds are your cardio ain't great. Yeah. He came in there, he said, oh, man, I miss this. This motto imano 101, you know, you're ready to fight. 30 seconds later,

huh, poo, poo, that'll get you. Well, it's hard to fight. That's why, hey, you don't fight old people. You don't fight old people. No. Because, hey, I'm going to tell you what. We ain't got time. Okay, so I'm going to have to hurt you and hurt you quick.

Oh. Okay. Hey, about two good licks is all I'm going to get. So, hey, trust me, when I hit you, I'm going to hurt you bad. You'll make it count. I was just thinking as a general rule and just don't fight old people. I mean, that kind of goes back to respect your elders. Yeah.

Now, old man, walk up until you and hit you in the jaw. You may have to defend yourself. Don't start it. My dad always told. Look, we will sucker punch you in a heartbeat. Guarantee. Well, you know what John Wayne said. He said, what was that movie?

Big Jake, remember that movie? Told that young buck, he said, well, since you don't respect your elders, maybe it's time you learn to respect your betters. And then he knocked the piss out of it. Well, hey, there you go. My dad told me growing up, if I ever wanted to fight him, feel free to, but be prepared to kill him because he was never going to stop. Yeah.

I would, it's just not in him to lose. Here's what I say. I'm not going to lose unless I'm dead. So if you want to start a fight with me, prepare for murder. Yeah. Yeah. My limited knowledge of Big Dave,

I'd say that story checks out. Yeah. I never did. Yeah. Never even stepped in. He might need to go see a therapist. No, he is the therapist on Friday night.

Oh, okay. That was a long time ago. That's not a recently. I know. I had a man. He's a teddy bear now. I had a gruff teddy bear. No, only to your grandkids.

Go up there and slap him, see what happened. I had a man under my care in the military, and he come home from leave, you know, back from leave. And said, well, he had black eyes. Uh-oh. And I said, what happened? He said, well, me and dad had a fist fight. And I said, wait a minute.

Did I hear you right when you said you and your dad had a fist fight? he said oh yeah we had y'all we just went at it y'all and i said that would have never entered this boy's brain what fist fighting he did yeah oh no no my dad my daddy would have killed me and told god i doubt i promised you that hey look boy didn't expect me another and i killed him yeah all right look springtime is here it's warming up you know what that means that means more outside cook and and y'all know We love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedells beef makes such a good product, baby.

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Yeah. Yeah. No, no, look, it's wintertime. I don't know how to happen. I just get off the bus. We've been waiting outside and my ears are frozen. Well, the first thing that happened when I sat down, and you know the desk, the time you had to slide in and you can't get out of it.

Mm-hmm. Well, some idiot behind me, you know, thought it was funny when he liked to broke my ear when he thumped it. Well, I turned to get him and my knee accidentally rubbed. Beth's butt. Is that true, Beth? No. Oh, no.

No, it wasn't the Godine. No, no. Anyway, look. Beth, is this story check out? No, no, look. She backhanded me. Well, hey, there was no thought involved at all.

She backhanded you? Oh, yeah. It was bam, and then, bam, crash, boom, bam. Time out. She backhanded you for touching her butt with your knee? Well, by the end, I was in the process

and excuse me, Beth, I'm after idiot behind me. Well, hey, I didn't get it out of my mouth, and it was wham! And she smacked. And then it was, wham! Crash, boom, boom. And we went straight to that man.

And then this is in class. And then the teacher jumps up and just screams. Silence, Bradford Roberts, what is you doing? Well, she's trying to get out of the chair, so I help her. I just grab her by the arm and you get her out of the chair. And I said, let's go, young, we're going to have to talk to it. Because the teacher was saying, to the principal's office. and I said, come on, girl, you're going to.

You're trying to take somebody down with you. No, no, she's screaming, do you have what turned me loose? I said, no, I ain't turning loose. Come on, we've got to go through the principal. We. It ain't going to be me alone. You didn't ever slapbox in the locker room? No.

Because the first time somebody slapped my face, I was, and they pulling me off of them. I was fixing to beat this clown hide to death. That's true. I've never wanted to slap, side. Oh, yeah, right. But I show like to watch somebody else. Hey, what you do?

I ain't doing it. The brain is dead, okay, and it's all just reaction. Short circuit, huh? Yeah. That's your thing. I've done, I've done men turned off, okay, and it ain't know to tell where I'm at. Well, I think everybody got that trigger.

Mine was if somebody spit on or towards me. Oh, oh, yeah. Couldn't handle that. Oh, no. Hey, I had an episode. We about to scratch gravity. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, because I had an episode that was in a church building.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. evangelical place, huh? Oh, hey, you know, I was very, you know, let's just say I went down front and repented. Same bill?

And he took that person with him. Oh, no, no, no. We're going now? No, no, no. You got some explaining to do. Oh, man, that's funny. But I'm just going to, now I've got to change my story everywhere I go speak about you.

So I always said if they cut your head open, what would be nothing but rainbows and butterflies. Well, there's a violent somebody. Oh, no, no. Look. Gosh, I'm I've always told people they asked me,

what did, what did it go into war going to Vietnam teach you? Yeah. And I said, well, I said, have y'all watched Star Wars

with Luke? About, hey, Luke, come on over to the dark side. I said, hey, that's a true statement.

Each individual human being has a dark side. Go to the dark side. Go to the dark side and And a heart beat. Stone, you got that one thing? Like somebody stomped on your foot or something?

One thing is the, the spit thing. Yeah, spits bad one. Yeah. That's about the nastiest. To me, it was the ultimate sign of disrespect. That's right. Well, that's worse than that. It goes another than that.

Yeah, it's just, it's just a bad. Yeah, it's just, that's something that, hey, that's one of them that you do not do. I was guaranteed to get the meat. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 100%. Yeah, that's like a what?

Burrell Hagger sung a song about, hey, you're on the fighting side of me. Yeah. If you want to fight, hey, do that. And, hey, it's on. That's why it surprised me when I see someone get in a veteran's face. Who would do that? Well, I don't know.

That's why I'm saying. These days. You have no idea what, you know, that's like a light of a stick of dynamite and they're sitting there flipping it in between your hands. Because you have no idea what that man has been through. That is a dangerous analogy. And then you're going to fool around and get in one's face?

I'm not. You're not very smart there, sir. Matter of fact, you're a stupid. He's stupid. Okay. Human being. Okay, because you're talking about playing with fire. Okay, you are playing with fire.

There you go. And the fuse has been lit long ago. Long ago. All it's fixed to happen here is he's fixing to blow up on you. It's hard to believe we started this talking about Rucker, but. Well, no, no. I would like to wrap up the Rucker. Do you see promise out of Rucker Stahl?

Well, is he still a member? He's still there. Because here at some point in the very near future, we're going to have to have Rucker back and ask him about his experience. As a Jitsu student. I would say, between the ears, he has a lot of promise. Yeah. Yeah, he's a smart dude.

He's smart cat. I mean, he makes some dumb decisions, but that was B.C. Right. But we all did, right? Yeah. That was, hey, that's the, that's one of the common areas, okay, in that. Yeah. Yeah.

Stupid decisions. Yeah. Yeah. B.C. Yeah. B.C. Before Christ. Yeah.

We all made dumb decisions. Yeah. But he's always, yeah, he's, he's tacked sharp up there now. He's sharp. He retains the information well. Yeah. But his problem is below the neck. He's struggling.

Well, maybe he's got a good chance too then. I think that he's. he's motivated. I got both problems. And he's done made his mind up. He's going to do it. He's below the neck and above the neck. If he made his mind.

That's why I ain't in Jiu-Jitsu. Oh, rocker. Oh, no, we'll see. It's 50-50 right now. Have you asked him what is his motivation for it? Oh, he just wants to learn the craft. The craft of it all. Okay.

And it helped get himself and better. Well, it'd be like John Wayne. yeah well like john way yeah yeah if you can't if you won't respect your elders you will respect your better yeah yeah yeah that's i just want it because you know he's he's newly married i didn't know you know if his woman had got him into this like hey this ain't gonna work big dog what you got going so you know you know jogging yeah yeah it's time start jogging around yeah or just get up you know i don't know I've never met his wife. Have you?

No. It's a shocking discovery when you meet her. You're like, Rucker? Really? Oh, the boy always been a salesman, though. Yeah, he did. No matter if it was pills or himself, he could sell it. That's true.

And he sold himself. Yeah. Way out of his league. And I'm allowed to say that because I'm way out of my league. We're all our. Amen, brother. It's all about having a gift of gab, which is how you end up with a podcast too, apparently.

but there you go here we are that's why people don't want us to talk and they just want to listen to nothing so you know i don't know it's a very confusing i'm trying to figure out why the hell i'm here you're just another another one thing i don't have is the gift of gas what you're talking about we all just laughed at you see that's why you hear that's it you hear for the one line at a time one at a time there you go but that's what makes the world go around hey one liner that's it boys. Yeah, that Hunter's going to have to edit out. I mean, he edits out probably 75% of them, but, you know.

It is what it is. It's fine. Yeah, but some of them are so good, you don't need to add them out. Amen, buddy. Hunter, are you ready for us to go to break? Yeah. I don't even know. You're just, you can power through it for all I care.

Power through, okay. That's what I'm going to tell you when you're editing this and your head explodes. So that's fine. Power through. No, we will take a break because I need a drink of water. We'll be back right after this. And while you're doing that, I don't have a shout of tea, boys. Your brother.

acquired something the other day. Well, actually, it was for Miss Kaye. But he now has a bidet install. Bill Robertson has a bidet. Bill Robertson has a bidet. That's what I'm talking about, baby. He doesn't want to be a smearer. Hey, no, no.

Just smearing it around everywhere. The only thing about that is, okay, is, hey, you need to post a warning because somebody just never experienced, that, okay. You just don't want him unaware going into your bathroom. It's not...

Well, how many people go into Phil Robertson's bathroom? Well, I'm just saying it. Okay. Like his bedroom... You need a post a warning. Somebody's not have a heart attack. There's like a force field over his bedroom at the house.

All my years are running around there. You know the one room I ain't been in? Yeah. Hill and Kay's bedroom. Yeah. You just don't go there. I don't care how big of a bind you in. You go to the woods before you go in.

I couldn't in that bathroom one time, but I was scared. And now there's a bidet in there. Is it eaten? So Jersey Joe had the bidet out, he had his parts laid out. I like Jersey Joe more and more every time I hear about it. And Phil walks in, he said, what you got there, Jersey? He said, Phil, it's a bidet. He said, what is that?

What is that? What is explained to him is that. It's for Miss K. And then once he got it on the pot, Phil walks in there and looks at it. He said, how are you supposed to take a leak? Because in his mind, he was thinking a continuous waterfall. Yeah. A continuous spout of water.

Yeah. This is old faithful in the Grand Canyon here. I do like Phil's thought that he can still hit the back of the toilet while doing it. Act like he don't dribble over the front. So I said he's like the 80-second air boy. Airship, boys. Yeah. Who drop in?

Phil said, how do you take a league? He said, well, you just raise the lid, just like you win a normal toilet. You take a leg. He said, oh, okay. So he goes, then he told Jersey Joe, don't tell anybody I got this. And here we are. Yeah, and then the whole world knows it now. Of course, Phil's a feral.

I don't know the last time he picked up toilet seat, take a leak. You know? Yeah. I really don't know the last time he took one inside. Most time I saw off the perch. So has he used it? Oh, yeah. And he was bragging on it.

I think they talked about it on the Unashamed podcast yesterday. But he talked about it, he felt like he had to sneak up on it. I already used it. You know, it was like its own entity in there. He's just kind of slipping up on it. And then he used it. I've never wanted a GoPro and Phil Robertson's bathroom more than right now. just to see his reaction.

Oh, that's why I said you need to post it, your warning. I'm serious, okay. I mean, shoulder up, I ain't interested.

Technology's fine, but hey, sometimes you need a warning. I bet Phil before he used it the first time looked around. Oh, to make sure that nobody was watching. I bet he probably still do.

All right now. Okay, boys. You know he, those nose seams? Yeah. He was buying the Victoria's Secret perfume. Yeah, the Amber Romance. That's the stuff's legit.

It's the only thing to keep him nass up of it. Yeah. And I saw it in his rig, and I said, what's that? He told me what it was. Then he followed that by saying, don't tell nobody. That's the funniest thing, though. Yeah. He goes deer hunting, okay, and the one or two twice, you know,

that he's actually climbed up in a deer stand to deer hunt, usually in the pickup. But anyway, he had sprayed that stuff because of, the gnats were real bad. So he's sitting there and here comes three coons down the deer trail. And then once in a while they all stop and stand up and, you know, and he's watching them do it. They literally climb the ladder.

Okay, and stick their head over it. You know, it has spelt him. I laughed. I said, get a creep, son. So repels gnats and attracts coon. Victoria's secret. Amber Roman. Romero.

Yeah. Amber Romance. I got like a five-gallon jug of that stuff at the house. Oh, no. Oh, it's fantastic. You just have to reapply it a lot. Yeah. I don't remember who's some kid down there that was deer hunting on his property.

He'd get out of the truck and spray himself down with it. Now, that was Fabriz. Yeah, yeah. Now, Phil, I witnessed this. How does Phil pronounce it? Fabriz is what Phil calls it. Fabriz. Fibrease.

Right there with Yatee. He got on a deer hunting kick for a couple of years. where he's actually sitting the stand and washed deer. So I saw him spraying Fabriz on his hunting clothes. And I said, and Phil, what are you doing? He said, this is five breeze. This is what you got to do. They will not smell you.

And, of course, it was so potent. Oh, there's a doubt. The smell coming off of it. Yeah, it's like linen. Oh, yeah. And I said, Phil, they can't smell that. I said, I can smell that. I know them deer can.

Then he showed me the bottle. You know what it says on the bottle? Eliminates odor. Eliminates odor. Duh. Hey, I'm like whatever. We're in the duck flying,

okay? Every time this kid showed up to deer on, he'd get out of the truck, spray himself down with. And then World War III is going on, you know, him with a rifle.

Ba, blah, bow, wow, you know, then when we meet with him said, well,

what was you shooting at? He said, oh, man, I had bucks running every direction, yo, and he said, I think I hit one.

He shot 15 times. He said, I think I hit one. He ain't talking about a kid. You're talking about Jimmy Red. There you do. I don't know. I don't remember.

I wasn't rare. There was somebody else. But anyway, he always killed a buck when he went hunting. Hey. Yeah. That's what he, hey, he'd get out and I ain't talking about,

I ain't talking about just a couple of little sprays. This kid soaked himself with it, okay? I'm glad ain't many hunters listen to this. Oh, no. It's hilarious. Yeah, but hey. Our credibility going down to tank,

you want to kill a four point? Spray down with Fabriz. That's right. Notice size said buck. And then boom, boom, boom, boom. He didn't say old, he said buck. Yeah. You know the dumbest thing walking?

Spike. A spike. In a four point. Yeah. The dumbest thing on four legs, a spike buck. I mean, he's just like the rest of us as a youth. Dumb. Don't act like it ain't true.

Those eyes, he just gave. Young males significantly dumber than young females. Yeah. Significantly. In all species. Yeah. We ain't been accused of being too bright anyway. No, absolutely.

I was glad us on the bidet side, and I'm pretty alone when it comes to Duck Commander, we got Phil on the team now, so. Yeah. Problem is he ain't going to say in public. No. Well, he did talk about it on a podcast. I really would like to have seen his face the first time that it got. It really depends on if, because, you know.

So here's a problem. If it's cold outside. and he ain't got a heated one. If I had to argue for somebody to have one, though, as a man who spent enough time down there in them woods and walked up on Phil's piles, I mean, I think he went like a solid five years without doing that inside.

And if the urge hits him, he's just going to drop trial wherever he is. Oh, hey, over with. Favorite is off a log. But I'm saying... I'm saying... I'm saying. Yeah, a log off of a log.

Yeah. But the... If there was a... man that I could justify I say, you probably need that. Just based off what I've seen in the woods. Grizzly bear. It's Phil Robertson.

Yeah. It's a great system. It gets you clean. I can't help. We've already told us what. He dropped a load off of a log. Okay. And for five years, okay,

every time we've come around the corner, we'd say, shoot that cotton mouth. Yeah. Five years. Nothing touched it. For five years. There's that 95%. I'll tell a whole man.

Oh, that is a true story, but it didn't hang around for five years. I don't know. It hung around for five years. I just remember how I shoot the cotton mouth on the law. I just remember. Yeah, upstairs. It looked just like a cotton mouth pulled up. Color of Johnny Dee's hoodie.

Yep. Black and blue. Hey, and look, it was cold. Okay. This is wrong. Would you try a day if it was heated? No, I do. But it's heated.

The last thing I want to do is sit down and be involved in, you know, taking a dump, okay, and then, hey, hot water, you know. The hot water is way better. Old faithful coming on. Old faithful from the Grand Canyon. Yeah, I'd say he wants a clean butt. I wipe, okay. It's just smeared.

If I'm going to take a shower, I take a shower. Okay. That's why I'm saying, hey, you need, if you got one, put a warning on it. Old Faithful may explode. You had to press a button. I don't think it's motion activated. Yeah, it's not like, oh, wow. Like, it's like, is there a delay between the button?

Oh, you're responsible for this. Is there a delay between the button press and the? Oh, mine there is. It is. Yeah. So you kind of got. Got one 1,000. Thank you.

You got time to prepare. Yeah. Yeah. Mine's got a remote control. Oh, boy. You can do it from another room. I don't have that. Oh, yeah.

Now, that'd be fun. And then it's got one that starts, like a heartwash. A pulsar, if you will. Okay. That's for when it's really on there. Yeah. That's for when it's like a Sharpie.

Hmm. You just wipe and wipe and it's still there. Yeah. Been there. Haven't we all? Yeah. Welcome back to bathroom humor with the duck. Well, that's not even humor.

That's just real life. It is. I mean, if somebody listen to this, I ain't ever had that they lie under themselves. That's fine. That is the worst. But I said, no,

I don't want to be surprised. That's funny. Bill, Phil probably needs a de-scaler on his. Yeah, he may need to potentially look at adding some de-greaser to the type too. I'm just telling you on the things I've seen in the wood. I've seen and smelled. Yeah.

He is. Oh my goodness. But, you know, more power to him. He always said there's no better one than a woods one. I believed him. There was little piles all over than 600 acres down there. I like the water. I like jumping in the lake.

I prefer to actually sit down and in a sea. Like, I got no issue. I like a cold morning walking in with the heated seat, getting off cozy, good book. I say, I don't know. I mean, I understand these seats heated, but I think I've just been so programmed a flinch when you sit down in the seat's warm, that I couldn't enjoy that. Oh, yeah.

That is the warm. I like the seat being cold. Because the warm means who was there last. Occupancy. Yeah. Yeah. That's a problem. Yeah.

That's kind of like y'all's bathwater growing up. Yeah. Hey. By the time it got to you. Oh, hey, last one in. Hey, it's dirty and it's cold. And that was you? Hey, that was it.

No wonder you run around naked everywhere. Well, hey, look. I would have too. Yeah. I'm all about freedom. Lives his life by that. I'm just telling you, hey. Well, Stone, I know we're talking before this,

kind of back to the Jiu-Jitsu realm. We've got a new belt member, right? Yeah, baby Sage. You got her great belt last night, so. So how bad could Sage hurt, like me or Johnny D? Well, I mean. Hey, she could make both of your pies out. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. If she, uh, she would, she would make you either both of you pies out. Yeah. I don't witness that. She would, there we go. Look at her. She's a little savage. Oh, look at her.

Look at her geese. She's stylus. Oh, she got that tight eye. I call it the blonde tornado. Look at her. Yeah. But that's about three years of consistent training. And she loves it.

It's, it's the equivalent of an adult bluebell is what it is. In other words, she was in an altercation. She could handle herself with somebody her own side. That's a good picture. Of both of them. What he's saying is if she ran into both of my boys in the neighborhood, they're toast. That's right. Wait, what happened?

Are you throwing your daughter? No, that's, that's Dempsey, one of the females in our school. Oh. But when you get promoted, you got to go down the line and any color belt either can choke you or throw you. You get to decide at least. Oh, you get to decide what they do to you. Well, that's right. Oh, okay.

Does somebody seem to like prefer one over the other? I'm just curious. Oh, well. Martin, we're going with throw. Huh? We're big guys. We want to make them throw us. No.

I don't want to get choked. Are you kidding? I don't want this times 9.8 meters per second square going towards a ground. No, sir. Don't choose that. Yeah, he's not done it. I'd much rather go.

Because this involves burly, doesn't it? I don't want. Burley, Berley doesn't have his colored belt. Yeah, he's still a white belt. Yeah, I'd be over there just, I'd much rather more prepared to tap on my shoulder before I can.

There you go. There's the picture right there. Well, look at them eyes. You know who her role model is? You? Rhonda Rousey. Uh-oh. She loves Rhonda.

Look at the look on that lady's face. Oh, yeah, she heard it. Hey, I can read between the line there, I will kill you. Look at those eyes. Look at those eyes. been on those eyes and then look at his eyes no i will kill you yeah in a new york roberson deep in there it's in there somewhere just smidge of gibson hey hey i can't help a thank what is that girl

thanking right now that she will hurt them i body that comes across her i will hurt hey the day that her ruckers square off all me will you be sure in video that? No, I want to see that one. Well, I mean, I want it to live forever. But it was a very proud moment for me. Oh, that's cool. How old is she?

She just turned nine. Yeah. And that's about 40 moves. She had to demonstrate in front of the class and in the crowd. And then she got Shark Tank. We picked the five toughest boys in the class. And she had to survive five rounds with them. And then towards the end, it got a little tough.

I can see those eyes start to well up a little bit. But the lesson here is learning how to deal with very, very uncomfortable situations. And she now, in this case, has the ability to escape those very uncomfortable situations and come out on top in the end. So she survived it. She did great. It was pretty cool. You ought to be proud of her.

No, I am. That's a beautiful young lady. I'm extremely proud. Heck, I'm proud of it. Nine years old to stick out with something like that. Oh, no, no, no. Most kids don't do that these days. Most kids don't.

It was tough. It takes a lot of this. It was tough to watch. Okay. As a parent, it was very tough to watch. Yeah, I bet that is tough. She was struggling at the end of it. But.

And you'd want to whoop somebody. Yeah. Well, no. Is she killing a deer this year? Huh? Is she killing her deer this? She's going to shoot her first year. Okay, I want to be there.

I've always said when the apocalypse happened. I want to be there. Me and my family are just going to go pack up and start working for Stone and his family. And just be like, yes, Miss Sage. whatever you need. Y'all protect us. We'll do what you need. You know what she said.

I remember BK's first dough. Yeah. Oh. Man, Stone, were fired up. B.K. B.K. Just puts a gun on safety. Set it down until it.

Yeah. No big deal. Yeah. Like, I'm bored to do it now. I have a feeling that this one's going to be the same way as far as that. Because you know what she told me? She said, Daddy, you know what I'll do for my birthday? I said, what?

She said, kill something. I said, your uncle, side would be so proud right now. That's right. I'll be with saying. Oh, boy. Just kill something.

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. It is. Yeah. Her and record. Well, I had to put it.

Go through that. Yeah. At nine? Are you kidding? I don't know. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like,

for a nine-year-old to stick with something to that point, Like forget the belt, forget the trials that come with it, just the, the, the discipline to stick it out. And then keep coming back. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, we, we're going to be all right. We got the prez. We got his, we got his, we got his secret service.

Like, we, we, we, we building a squad here up under. He's going to need protection. Yeah. All the problem is, she probably, she says, she, I know say she's so smart. she's probably going to be head of Secret Service, so Jackson will probably be front line. Yeah. By the time that boy get through beating up his brother.

That's what I'm going through right now. Are they fighting? Are you kidding me? Beautiful. It's fun. I laugh because, I mean, I don't let them, like, put the boots to each other or nothing, but they got to figure out that other people exist and there's a right way to do things in a wrong way.

So, you know, I just let them kind of scuffle a little bit, and then I get over there. Oh, I might be a bad parent for this one. make sure that they know that there's a bigger bear in the room. Like, yeah, you just, y'all, y'all sort out your sales, but it better not go no further than this right here. You know, there's, there's one coming for you. So I had a, I had a tattletail on a little sister the other day. And I said, your little sister hit you and you're coming to me. I said, you go make sure she doesn't, he's had a kid. Oh, wow. How'd that go?

It didn't go well for the brother. Um, he got whooped again. Oh. Oh, oh, Ben's took it on the chin. small. Yeah. Oh, but he wailed on Carter the other day. I was like, okay, now I've got, we've just like, we're trying to get a little tougher here. Yeah. But now we're wailing on each other.

I'm like, okay, we've got to dial it back. Yeah, don't mess with the pre is. Don't, yeah. Don't mess with the pre is now. How old is he? Who? Ben. He's about to be eight.

And he's the smallest kid in his class. But he's the goalie. Hey, Stall's saying he'll carpool a jihitsu class. Send him over. Yeah. He will get wooked. I hope you're never listening to this. Any point, Ben,

your tough kid. But you're not right now. Not right now. We're getting there. That's what needs to happen. And guess what? A year later, he's going to dish out some of it.

He needs that. We might do it. We're working on soccer right now, but he's an aggressive goalie. Boy, there's some folks that do Instagram post on parenting right now that we just made their heads explode. What?

Fighting other kids? Oh, yeah. Letting them sort it out amongst themselves. Yeah. Oh. The most of the out I've been lately as I told Benz that said, if you're going to be the goalie on your little soccer

team, use your teeth if you have to, stop the ball. And he just goes all out flailing. I'm like, that's all that. I know you love soccer. Okay, but. But Jiu-Jitsu is probably, soccer is a game.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a game. And at the end of the day, people spend thousands of thousands of dollars taking their kids around playing games. Congratulations. We're not doing that.

Your kids get at a game. Are they, though? Not most of the time. Exactly. Not in America. The percentage of people they get paid to play games by 0.02%. And I saw, you remember David Pollock? Mm-hmm.

I saw something he said the other day that boy that in, golly, it rang true. He said, point, he's speaking to a group of parents. 0.002% of these kids are going to play professional sports. 100% of these kids are going to stand before the Almighty. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, we're big on that at our house. He was talking about missing church to go. play ball. Oh, yeah.

That's what he was talking about. Sunday morning travel ball tournament? Yes. Yeah. I have a rule in my house. It's if you're not the best person on your team, then we're not looking for other teams. So you can play the regular like 10 games. And if you're the best at that, then we might look at something else. But there's kids out there. And hey, by the way, if you think your kid's going to be a professional athlete, go look in a mirror because they came from you. Yeah. So that wraps up my kids' chances.

Well, not at softball. You said something, though, okay? Pretty good. It's softball now. I watched last night on sports channel. There was Coach K of Duke and Roy Williams of North Carolina that they was interviewing. They got, they ended the whole thing that they talked about, about all the championships they won, all the kids they had coached. Okay.

they ended with thanking the teachers, okay, for educating the kids first, okay, because basketball is a game, but no, it wasn't. It wasn't about the game. It was about they had young men under their care, okay, and they, the way they coached, the way they taught them, is what, you know, is how they grew up.

Okay, and that's the, same thing because like when I was in high school if you had a disagreement and started you know getting in each other's face get the gloves out. Hey coach would grab both of you and just say hey come on back we'll go behind the 4-H

place okay we're fixed to settle this little stupid argument and then it was over. Beat each other's brains out and hey afterwards get up, dust you you know blood lip you know wipe it all

and then shake hands. Buddy, there's many hours spent under that cage on the football practice. No, no. Hey, you get stupid? Hey, I can get more stupid. Okay, with the coach's deal. Hey, all right, both of you, come on. Do you got that inbox pulled up?

No, I do not. Oh, it's about growing up. That's right. Yeah. Okay, growing up and learning, okay, and like she's in jujitsu, that'll stick with her, you know. She's got the grit. she's got the patience she's put the time in it says something for this young lady

oh absolutely yeah and for any of them that go through that because you know when you get somewhere else in life where things get hard you know you got the discipline that's right to get out of it to deal with it that's the most it may not be a fight yeah it may be finances yeah because a lot of kids these days just don't give up oh yeah there's a lot of three-year college kids out there and I get made fun of a lot for going for six years. But if you stuck it out, didn't give up, it sucked them. I was just, and at the end, it was a joke because I was just whatever's quickest. But I was going to finish and teaching kids how to just finish anything. Stick it out. That's right. I think is of the,

no matter what it is. Once you start it, finish it. You finish it. Even if it. Like emails. Wrestling. Let's start some emails, Johnny, do you? I was so not ready for that. What's the folks made? The Bible verse because I'm way off on the time. Here's a good one. Andrew emails in and it's the strangest. He needs love advice. But the subject line is what's the right age to date?

But then here's the email. Okay. So that's where we're at. I know an awesome girl. She loves the Lord. She is 5'1 and I'm 6.1. That's my age. height and i've been teased that we look weird when i'm talking to her because of the height

difference so what should i do hunter let out a little squeal with that one andrew what's a problem that's his question that's the that's the whole but there's no age i guess he's wondering what's the right age today and is there a height limit but this isn't space mountain man this is yeah six one and five one i mean together you're going to have perfectly average human beings. Yeah. I'm just confused by it. Cyes,

are anything that you know about? Well, first, okay, when you say it's a love problem, hey, you're into twilight zone when it comes to love. Okay. Because, hey, nobody knows.

This podcast. Oh. It's one of the things, hey, it's not known. But a mission. Okay, and like the human being really, don't know what the word love means. God does, okay,

but human beings don't. You know, I like you, but, you know, when you say, wait a minute, love. Well, hey, would you die for me? There you go. I'm saying, you know, it's, you know,

if you worry about the high thing, hey, don't worry about that. Like Martin said, hey, you're normal. I didn't have any prerequisites. Yeah, yeah. I'm married one as 511. I was about to say Brittany tall.

Oh, yeah. But I mean, that's just, That's just how it happened. It wasn't, I wouldn't. I mean, she's not short. I didn't go around with a ruler. Yeah.

Like, you stand up to a wall, him. Let me, let me. You stand up against that right there? Oh, yeah, no, you're out. Oh, man. Yeah, that's a weird thing. Yeah. Just move on.

Whoever it is. Yeah. If you like the woman, okay, or the young lady. Go. Hey, a news flash. Big dog. They're going to make fun of you, no matter if she's 5-1 or 5-10. People's going to see you, and if you're happy,

a lot of times miserable. people are going to make fun of you. So just get ready to deal with it. Have you seen the comment section of this podcast? Oh, there it is. There it is. Look out. Look out.

I was wondering. We're all happy. You just did it again. Here they come. Anyway. They ain't stuck around as long. Add this to your resume. Hey, have fun.

Yeah. There it is. If you can't have fun, hey, be like me. I ain't coming. Yeah. Miserable people make fun of happy people all the time. Hey,

here's the one for miserable people making fun of happy people that I think you're really going to enjoy, Martin. Okay, good. Hudson emails in, do you think LiveScope is cheating? Heck no. Oh, I got that stuff. That ain't cheating. Is it?

That man, it's hard. Hey. It's hard to figure out the time that it takes to learn that stuff. No, man, that could. If you put, it's just like this. Like Sage and her getting a gray belt. Yeah. Right?

I've got live scope on my boat. I have not put in the time to learn it in and out. When I put it in the water, fish don't magically jump in my boat. Now, does it help? I mean, it gives you confidence because you're like, oh, I'm actually a round fish.

Let's figure out how to make this work. But other than that, you still got to figure out how to make them bite your cricket. I'll fix it say, I look at this, okay? So the mechanic, when he opens his toolbox, he's cheating.

Yeah, because he ain't doing it with his hand. He ain't doing it. Hey, hey, he used to reach. Yeah, no, not good enough. Who invented such an idol? Yeah. Not good enough. Hey, look, stop being a stupid human being.

It's a tool for crying out loud. Yeah, that's what we're facing sonar and fishing. This is not a fishing podcast, and most of our people are like, what in the world? That is true. Somebody told me they saw a guy with those. eye goggles, what are they called? You know the virtual reality. And he was fishing.

Fantasy world. He was looking at his graph. His graph. Yeah, that's coming next. Yeah. With his goggles on. Yeah, they'll Bluetooth. It bluths to your graph.

And so actually, it's kind of a better deal overall because you're not standing there with your head down all day so you can actually stay somewhat aware of your surroundings instead of head down, trolling out in the middle of the boat running and somebody tee ball. you because you ain't you ain't looking at what you're doing like this is true you know but i don't know i didn't answer that question i don't think it's cheating but i do think i would rather enjoy creation than have my face stuck in a screen all day yeah it's what do you do it for i mean the same reason i don't have a radio on my boat like i go to get away from all of that that's right i've got

you ain't on so you ain't out there to serenate to fish no i've got live or i've got what it's mega live but everybody calls everything LiveScope. But I've got it on my boat. I just don't use it a lot. It's not why I go fishing. If my paycheck depended on it, you bet you're bought a dollar boat. Oh yeah.

Pulling it out. But instead, I just go fishing and have a good time and get away. The thing is it is a tool. Do it how you want to is what I'm telling you. Just go. Enjoying. Enjoying that fun. Go fishing.

Ecclesiastes 1010. If the axe is dull and it's, edge unsharpened, more strength is needed, but skill will bring success. That ain't no dull axe right there. That ain't dull. And it took a long time and a lot of work, but she's sharp now. That's a good one. Look out.

Yeah. And it took other people to sharpen her. And now she'll whip you. Iron sharpens iron. There you go. Yeah. I think that's one of y'all is a jujuice saying, right? Yeah.

It's a juju saying. Yeah. All the individuals Shopping your talent All right. All right. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here on the duck call room.

We're out. Good luck with that, honey.