Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Made His Wife Scream & Pounce on Him

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

Si can't stop laughing at the unlikely way he made Christine scream late at night. Meanwhile, he cannot wait to get his new sunglasses — which are guaranteed to be the "ultimate bad weather glasses." But will they arrive in time for his hunting trip? Phillip wants Si to interpret his recurring dream, and the room erupts with stories of everyone's wildest dreams. John-David is proud of his wordplay when he calls it "Si-chiatry" (get it?) and asks if the boys believe God speaks to us through dreams. Godwin is surprised to learn Si is a sleepwalker and wants to know why we can't run — or run fast enough — in dreams. A fan asks for advice on if he should DM a girl on Instagram that he hasn't met yet, so naturally, Si wants to share his own strategy on how he used to approach girls he wanted to meet. Plus, the boys give wedding planning advice for a 21-year-old and open a "Christmas" present from their biggest fan.  Buy your copy of Chad Robichaux's book, "Saving Aziz" => https://amzn.to/3CPSBfN -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason or somebody What are y'all doing over? Look, he blames Jason immediately, if not sooner. Hey. Hey. Go, David. That'll work. That'll work.

He bent it. Someone has sabotaged your microphone. Sabotized your microphone. You can't let nobody in here. They tear up everything. Where'd you get them cool rays at? He's the man with no eyes off of a cool hand loose. We got these.

This is one of our sponsors. Is it? Yeah, I like those. Is it? I look like a cool-hand Luke. No, I look like one of the Beatles. Are you wearing sunglasses now? I got to have some kind of eye grace on.

Do you get your lenses busted again? Yeah, and it was Twilight Zone 2. Twilight Zone 2. Did you get in anybody else's vehicle afterwards? No. No, because we talked about it on the web, I said, What color is this vehicle in? You didn't know.

You went out there. Good night. I didn't know it was blue. Good grief. Get out of my car. But the funniest thing, the funniest thing about that was, though, that the guy that I tried to get in his car,

he had a pair of these on too because he had his eyes done. And he was just laving his head off. I'm not there with you, brother. I don't know if this is my car or not. Yeah, it was funny. It made him wonder, didn't it? So now both eyes are repaired.

So you got 20-20-20. 20-20. So you're like, Superman. Six million dollar money. Oh no, look, I was killing deer and ducks and dubs and everything with blind. And I was a blind. Yeah.

Now that I got out, these boys are in for a treat when I go on with them out. And it's almost over. You got like three days left, so. What I want to know is, where's the fish bite? Where's the fish biting? Well, all that water messed everybody up. On the hook? They're biting on the hook?

No. No, well, God, well, not everybody's as good as you, so. They catch them on Darbone, though. Poverty. Some people have been trying Cayman. I talked to you, Dad, at church. I'm going to Candy today. I can tell you where to catch it.

Huh? I can tell you where to catch them. There you go. Where are at? In the water. Oh, boy. I can say you want to catch them on. Look.

Well, I wonder if they get wet when it rains. I don't know. Probably not. They probably get under the boat. No, no, they're probably under water, so I don't think they get wet. The new improved sigh with 2020 vision. I've never thought about what fish do when it rains until this very moment. I get under a long.

Hey. Do you think they know it's raining? That's like that boy I walked up to the bank. Yeah, they know it's raining. They like any creature, they didn't sense. They could tell you it affects the rain. Can you? No, I ain't a creature.

They ain't never told me when it's going to rain. Well, I take it back I may be a creature. You may be a creature. I think he is. I think he's part creature. That's like that boy hollered out.

I was on the bank of the river and he was on the other side of the river. He said, you need to help me get to the other side. I said, you are on the other side. My other side. Sucker. Oh, that's funny.

So, Cy, new eyeballs. Yep. Have you done anything? hang with them that you couldn't do before. He drove up here. I could actually read words on a television screen. He stayed in between the two lines. Yeah.

What happened to your glasses with just the one lens? Huh? It's at the house. You popped the other one out? I had not. They're in that top drawer, that junk drawer. That's right. Junk drawer, boys.

Don't make it no more. Are you going to keep the sunglass thing going because I'm kind of rooting for that? No, no, I am. I've ordered me. They're called Battle of. Vision. Battle vision. Yeah.

You ain't seen the commercial? I was about to say definitely a late-night commercial. No, no. Are these tinted yellows? Well, I hope they are. Okay. It'll be like shooting glasses.

I got you. I need something that you know, protect my eyes. That's it. If you type it in, as seen on TV. Yeah, that's right. No, no. Well, hey, I'm a good. What comes on at 2 o'clock in a morning?

I'm giving people free advertisers here. You ordered, you ordered the Yes, I ordered them. You got the blue ones? Well, I don't know what. I told her it ordered me two or two or three pair. Well, they come in a three pack, which... Oh, do they?

Hey, well, that's... Boy, that's great, then. Did you act now? Every other day, you get an extra pair? Oh, no, they're going to come in. That's literally at this website. I told her, I told her since I'm going hunting with Willie this weekend. I said, hey, get them here by Friday afternoon.

There they are. So I don't know that that's the look we're going for, though. No, no, no. I just don't. That's your brand. Hey, no, no, you got to understand. During stormy weather, okay, it makes everything clear. It helps you drive better.

Hey, no, no, and at night, if you have trouble with the lights, this year I'll knock out the light. I guarantee you. Okay, because it shows them on the commercial. They're at dark, and they said, I can't believe I can see like this. It's dark out here, but look how clear it is. So I'm going to say, hey, I'm giving them a good... That's the best thing. Hey, they better not be trash because I will trash talking bad.

These are not a sponsor, though. Besides, I'm going to give you an honest review. Are you going to give them a review of how cool you're going to look while you wear it? That's right. That's right. Are you sure? Not only will I be able to see better. I'll look cool, too.

You're going to look like a shortstop in 1994. Yeah. Hey, well, what's wrong with that? He's bringing it back, boys. Hey, what's wrong would be to look like a shortstop in 1924? But wait. 94 was a pretty good year. Back now.

Just a lot of things. Yeah. But anyway, I wanted to try them because they show them. They got cool commercials on. Well, yeah, they look. Well, hey, they look. They make it, you know, it's kind of movie making. They make everything look clearer.

So I'm more testament to see if they're truthful. I do like the tent. Well, I know that you just got your eyes busted so you can see clear. I did. But I want to have some content. I just don't make no sense. For a man that's wore glasses about all his life.

You got to wear them. You got to wear it. Nobody will recognize me if I don't. That's right. That's true. And now you're going to have blue Storm Trooper glasses on, sir. Oh, that's obviously.

Battle vision. Battle vision. I'm sorry. Battle of you're going to say it. Get it right. You're not incorrectly. I'm really looking forward to you wearing these all the time. Do you get the blue ones?

They only come in blue. Oh, they only come in. Well, they don't. You can get a six. yellow too. You can get a six-pack right there. I see blue and yellow. What's wrong with like...

Where's yellow? I just see the blue frames. Look over on the left side. Well, hey, come Saturday, I'll tell you. That's blue frames. You won't be here Saturday. I'll try to get back from... Well, I try to get back from Mississippi.

I'll tell you. We said a guy overnight shipping. Well, hey, no, they didn't do it. They didn't do it. I told her. I said, hey, get them here for tomorrow. Hey, no. Take it with me.

She said, hey, can't do it. That's right. No, they didn't try. Hey, wait, you're talking to my woman here. She tried. Oh, no, she tried. They didn't try. No, no, they didn't try.

She did. She tried, but then. Don't be talking about it. But then they realized they had to ship 14 of them in a boat over the sea because that's clearly where they were made. That's right, boys. It's just going to take a minute for them to get here. Standard payment.

Do you see what they sell by them? Straight from Indonesia. They're ultimate. Bad weather. Well, what if it's good weather when you were? Take them off. Well, the good part is... Take them off.

Take them off. You're in bad weather. You wear them in bad weather, and that's why they didn't try and make them look good. These are bad weather glasses. They're bad weather glasses. Bad, bad to the bone.

They're bad weather, bad to the bone glasses. You just got to hope it's raining hard enough that nobody sees you wearing. No, no. We say, sigh, the bad weather's coming. Hold on, boys. Let me get my bad glasses on. Let me change my glasses.

Since the day I was born. They look like a transformer. Look at them. Okay, enough about that. They're going to be cool when I get them. You think so? Oh, well, of course they are. All I know is they better send you a check in them for free for this.

So I need you to diagnose a dream that I had. Uh-oh. Do we got time, David? How long's the dream? That's one of my specials. Do you have a lot of dreams? I can't remember a lot of them. But you remember this one?

I remember this one and a couple other ones. Now, I've got a few real. occurring like where you, I think that I got class and I had the other night. Oh, I got something to tell you about a dream. I went to speed of light. The dream episode. I've actually went to speed of light. Is this in your dream?

Yes. Were you sleepwalking? And look, no. And it was on a little, like a, what's the skateboard, a small skateboard? Coverboard. Yeah, hoverboard. Like in Back to the Future Part 2? Yeah.

It was like a hoverboard. and I was afraid I was going to fall off. I was going so fast. Did you have your luck? Hold on. Like everything was blurred coming by. But were you wearing these glasses to help you through the storm? No, I wasn't wearing these glasses.

Oh, you would have never fallen off. That's why I'm buying them. Oh, in case you dream? I would go to speed of light without having eye protection. So what happened to the dream? What happened? Well, I was afraid I woke up because I was afraid I was going to fall off. Were you like unbalanced?

Unbalanced? Oh, no. I wasn't sure I could stay up. Did the Beach Boys' music start playing at any moment in this show? No. Okay. Did you have flashbacks of John Godwin jumping on his motorcycle? That's right.

The flying free, baby. The flying flea. Hey, look, the flying flea actually passed me. So he was going faster than the speed. Hey, Tomac won, A1. Oh, A1, boys. He beat that. They want a steak sauce?

No. That stuff's not that game. Angel Stadium, baby. Angel Stadium. Oh, Angel Stadium. Yep. Well, on that note, congratulations to Tomak, but I want to take a break and then I need to hear. Has anybody going to beat him?

Angel don't. Is he going to win the championship? I would take your word and say he would. He's going to be tough. He's going to be tough. That's all I know. Sexton's scunning for him now. Yeah, well, I hear that from you.

The way you feel right now, the way I feel when y'all talk about football. And that's why we're all such good friends. That's right. And speaking of good friends, I do want to, I want side to interpret your dream. I need it. So let's take a break. I need it. Hey, stay tuned.

How much is it's going to cost to me? You don't want to hope. That depends on how much interpretation I give. He's going to put me to sleep. Yeah, it depends on the dream. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means.

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Nope. Class 101. Just one. What is your name? What was redneck? here. Okay, gotcha. Okay, here's the deal. When did this start? So, this has been like a reoccurring dream and that I had.

Oh, this is a reoccurrence. Yes. Oh, well, you know it by heart then. Yeah, and I've had this dream probably. Well, wait, wait, hold. How many times has this dream reoccur? I would say three or four times a year. So I'm familiar with it. Once a quarter. And here, and here's, here's the way it starts. What's the court of business? Make it a silver dollar at least. He's talking about the calendar.

All right, continue. So I'm in a place. It's where I live and it's like my home, but then I hear some wild animals. Is this a happy place? Yeah, it's like my home. Oh, it's like your home. Okay, a happy place. So you're in a good news.

I just want to make sure it's a happy place. And I hear a bunch of animals squalling and screaming and running. Goblin. And then I see them coming across my land. And I don't know what they're running from. What kind of critters is it? I don't know. All kind of animals.

All kind of animals. Yeah. I mean, I think maybe from the podcast where we talked about giraffes and all that stuff, it's some of those in the dream. Good, great. Is Saa riding the giraffe? No, Sao's not in the dream. There's not in the day.

And no crocodiles are chasing us. Well, come on. So, all right. So the animals are running by. Something's chasing them. I don't have time to go get my gun. So I'm looking to see what it is. And all of a sudden, it's like a tiger comes around the corner,

and it's too late for me to get away. So I'm running. Now you're enjoying animals. You running too. But they're gone. They're long gone. Oh, they go. And I'm like running trying to climb a tree, you know.

And then right before he gets me, I wake up. Well, that's a good thing. I'm like, well, you got to win. So far, I've gotten away every time. You're still here. Hey, that's a good thing, because if you get you, you ain't going to wake up. There may be true. No, no.

Hey. No, you don't know. You'll be telling you what you're running from? Yes. The flood. What's the flood? The flood. Hey, Noah.

Genesis, if you go to Genesis, then you'll read about it. Eight were saved. They were floating on water. But the time. Hey, where did they? Where did Noah? The tiger would have got on the arc. What?

Where did Noah keep his bees? Noah had showed up yet. That stinks for you. This is just that one that was going. Yeah, I was one that didn't make the arc. I guess. Hey, I need to be. Where did Noah keep the bees?

A beehive. In a beehive. In the archive. In the archive. Boobo. Bing. We're here all week, folks, just thinking. Do you want me to freak you out right now?

What? You've been having the same exact dream? I've had nearly the identical dream. Oh, my good. Really? I walked out to get my mail. I look over. There's a tiger down the street, and I'm like, this isn't good.

And you got no time. No, it ain't. Because it should have been a rhino. Well, I'd have been. Well, I would have walked towards a rhino. Maybe not. Well, I thought about. But the tiger starts running at me.

I run, get to the door, try and get inside. Wake up. You could have then yelled, Carter, come on out there, and we're going to ride Durano. That's true. No, he'd be like, oh, no, he'd be a road to Rino. He would for sure ride a Rino. That's it. So what is it?

Are you a believer in like dreams? Because the Bible's full of people dreaming and it's like God telling them stuff. Yeah, I think there's, you know, there's interpreting of dreams. I have studied some of this in school. And so it could be that I'm stressed out or anxious about. something, you know, worried about something, which I don't want to be. But when you sleep, you can't help it. You got no control over it, really.

Oh. You know? Uh-oh. That's hilarious. He just thought of a dream. No, no, you're not going to believe this. You had the same dream. You've had the same dream.

You've dreamed of a tiger, too. No, no, no, no, no. He was chasing the tiger. Look, okay, since I've had both eyes done, well, when you do them, okay, they give you eye drops. three bottles, different bottles. Yeah. And you've got to use the three eyedrops four times a day.

Blue and yellow. So last night, we're in bed asleep. Boy, I can't wait to hear it. We may need to go get some of my drops. No, no, no, no. Give me some of those eyedrops. There they screamed from my wife last night. Scream.

Yeah. Was she getting chased by a tiger? No. Oh, no. But it was worse. Hold on, let me guess. Did she see you wearing these glasses? No, no.

Okay, sorry. This is so weird. Oh, I mean, today. She pounces on me like a tiger. Uh-oh. I five. Oh, no. No, no.

That's a family show now. Oh, I'm sorry. I said, it's okay. It's okay. Proud people still love each other. She said, so we got up, you know, this morning. She said, did I scream last night? I said, yes, ma'am, you did.

I said, why? Why was you screaming? She said, because your eye popped out. She's been putting an eye drops in my eyes for the last two weeks. While you were sleeping? No. But she had a dream that my eye popped out. Yeah, it was hilarious.

I died laughing. It was, it was hilarious. Well, I had a dream. Uh-oh. And this is, I don't know. know this is weird. Most dreams are. So I'm hunting.

What are you hunt? I'm hunting. This is deer hunting. Okay, deer hunting. And there's a buck coming, and I'm bow hunting. So he's a little bit too far, but he's coming my way. Well, the dogs bark, dogs bark, and the deer in my dream runs off. But the dogs were in the house.

they woke me up barking. Do you have dogs at home? Yeah. Well, that's a good thing. At least that was good. There's dogs in his house. That's why I was wondering. I didn't remember you saying I got dog.

I don't have a tiger. No, the dogs in the house started barking, run the deer off, and woke me up. The deer in my dream run off because the dog barked. Yep. That's wild how your brain makes that happen. And the dogs are barking, and then in your dream, the deer's running off. That is wild. I had to help me in class.

I had to have me in class. You dream you did the work you were supposed to be doing? I've got a deer, a big buck, coming toward me. And I got a bow, too. You know, and there's a noise. And when the noise happened, I'd go, it was a teacher. She was, she knew I was asleep. And she would have to wait a month.

I said, You're going to scare the tears. Then the whole class bust out and laugh at her, and I wake up. I said, what's so funny? And I said, you were asleep. A lot of people don't know this. John, I don't know if you do or not, but Si used to be a bad sleepwalker.

Oh, I still do. I mean. That's not good for someone that sleeps as much. Oh, no, no, no, my sister, okay, she's on a date with a football player. He comes, he drops her, and they're standing, they come walking up on the porch. He fixed a kiss her good night. Oh, boy. Well, when he does, I just stepped in between and push both of them apart and walked down the steps.

And he said something, but when I looked back at him, took off running. He caught me about a mile down the road. Was you scared of me? Hey, out running. Shees were smoking. You were sleeping when you did this? I was asleep. They told me about it.

Did you just say, watch this. I'm going to act like a... No, no. No, they told me about the next day. Y'all and I said, well, how far did he chase me? Tell me, past Dalburning's house, that was about a mile away. He said, he finally caught you down there, you know? Did it scare you when he woke you up?

He didn't wake me up. He just walked me back. Y'all, and Judy put me in bed. Yon kissed the kids a good night and said, okay, see tomorrow. Then they told me about it next day. day. He said, you're pretty quick. What does that dream mean? Oh, hey.

Just, only thing I know is, hey, don't say enough somebody to dream, walk, sleepwalking. I tell you not to wake them up. Why is that? They'll start swinging. They'll hurt you. Yeah, they'll probably hurt you. Imagine waking up Stone, who's already ready to hit somebody at any moment. You're like, hey, wake up.

That's when you get a long stick and get out of reap. You know, wisdom. Take a broom, handle them. Godwin was with us on a fishing trip where Sinky crashed that drone. Oh, yeah. And he, and he took, he overdosed on dramamine accidentally because he took too much of, so he was sleeping hard. Well, I went to go wake him up.

Nobody told me, don't ever wake Sinky up. I went to go shake him, and he jumped up with some kung fu. Who are you all? I was out. Oh, hell did. Look out. What happened? Oh, thank you.

He said, oh, yeah, don't ever wake him. me up when I'm sleeping I'll kill somebody. I'll send him. I'll send him. He got up one night. We was in Oklahoma. Was you with us on that trip? Duck hunting.

He just woke up in the middle of night, went to hollering at me like he was going to fight me. I mean, we was asleep. I just started him. I said, go back to sleep. Oh, he jumped up on the bed and... Yeah, you've seen it then. Yeah, I've seen it.

You better go back. I'm going to knock you out. Knock you out. Well, let's take a break. And I think we need to dive deeper into Philip getting chased by tigers. Tigers. Side didn't really... Who was chasing the tigers?

Good question. We'll discover who was chasing the tiger. You don't want to know. Do you interpret... What do you think... He's like Daniel. Getting chased by a tiger. No.

Oh, chased by a tiger. In your dream... Reoccurring. So there's a tiger in Phil's life that we need to... hash out here You're the psychiatrist See what I did there I keep doing it

It's Alicia She's the tiger She's the tiger's She's the tiger's Hey she woke me up Now I'll tell you this John David I fell asleep on the couch Watching TV

We had a fire going Because it's been cold Oh that fire Were you watching Tiger King on Netflix? No Negative We were watching

one of her shows, Gilmore Girls or something, I don't even know. It may have been the Lion King. Maybe the Lion King. She woke me up. That movie's about lions. Wake up, come to bed. And it scared me because my dream at that time was that me and her were out on a date. And so her waking me up, scared me because I didn't know who she was.

And if I knew who she was, who was the other person. And I told her that and she was like, yeah, you got to come get there. I'm confused. That's what dreams do. They confuse you? Confused everybody. I don't have me. They really do.

I go to sleep and I wake up. Sy's flies. Every once in a while, I'll have one. See, but that's like kind of easy to interpret. Oh, no. It's just how Sigh lives this whole lot. Oh, no, no, no. Light speed, just everything's wonderful, just surfing on a surf.

No, no, here's the worst one that I, and this is a reoccurrence. With you? Oh, yeah. Is it involved a giraffe? I've dreamed this dream a thousand times. I can't wait to hear it. No, no. I'm always on, I don't even know how to.

say this. I always get myself, like I'm on a high mountain. Okay. Okay. And there's no way I can get off of it and safely and, you know, live. So how are you going to get down? No, no, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I get to the point that I know there's no way I'm going to live through this. I know this. That's when I wake up. I heard it. You know what this, you know what that is? It's because it's lonely at the top. As long as you can never run. You have friends, though, that would help you down. Like, if you were stuck on top of a mountain. No, no, no, there's no getting down from this.

Stone would, like, climb it with his teeth. No. And get you down. No, there's no getting down from this. You know, like a little baby swaddle all the way down. Stone would do that for you. Yes, he would. But there's no way to get out from where I'm at.

So are you afraid? Is it a floating mountain? Huh? Is it a float? Boat Mountain Mountain? No, it's like, you know, it's like I'm trapped right on the edge of a pinnacle in the Grand Canyon. Hmm. That's what it's like.

I'm only clifed and there's no way off of it, except if you're going to fall and die. But you never fall. Well, no, no, I always wake up. I always wake up when I get to that point in the climb. That's wild. So you're going up, you're climbing up? I'm climbing up this stupid thing. Yeah.

Is there a helicopter? No. You'll never get to the top, son. And no parachute. I'd never get to the top. Is there a backpack? No, ain't a backpack. How come in dreamed you can never run?

As hard as you try, you can't. Oh, no, no, that's not true. You can run, you just can't run fast enough. Because I was running from the line, and he was right behind him. Oh, no. That's another dream I have. And I wake up, and I am soaking wet. I didn't pee the bed.

Again. Well, I just say it. You know, I'm serious. I have woke up, okay, just out of breath and just my t-shirts, underwear, soaking wet. Trying to get away. I'm sweating. I'm trying to get away. Yeah.

I mean, you're moving, but isn't it like you do? Oh, no, no, no. It's never fast enough. Oh, no, yeah. You working your tail off trying to do. Oh, no, no, no, because I'm serious. I've actually woke up and was soaking wet. You know, it's bad.

the sheets were wet. It looked like I took a shower, jumped out of the shower in the bed. I was serious. It was just like that, and I woke her, you know, it seems real at the time.

Oh, no. Oh, about this? You ever rolled off the edge of your bed? I used to have a big problem. Oh, yeah. I've fallen off that. Oh, no.

You're always in your dream falling off of something. Oh, no, no. I've screamed before, like you were talking about it, and hit the floor. More. Yeah, you always fall in off of us up. You never had any of these dreams?

No, I've fallen off. When I was a kid, how did your mind do that? They had to put up rails because I was just always on the ground. One time a kid fell off a top bunk at Camp Chioca, that was a bad night. Was it you? No, I was in a bunk. That's why I don't like bunk beds.

Well, boom. I'm sure, I don't like bunk bits. You fall out of them too much. Well, you got to have a rail. Safety. Well, hey, they didn't have a rail. I don't want to be. be on the bottom because I got a phobia that it's going to fall.

Yeah, crash. Yeah, I can't sleep getting underneath. I'm like, stay up on the ground. Because that's why they said, what are you doing? I said, I'm getting on top. I said, I ain't getting on there. That's crash. What else weird happened in dreams?

Are we in a dream now? No. No, no, think about when, who was it that had the dreams and then Daniel had the, was it Nebuchadnezzar? Yeah, a king. about the fat cow, the fat cow, and the skinny cow.

Yeah, yeah. You know, that's wild. Yeah. Didn't the fat cows eat the skinny cows or something? Something like that. Well, I'm just saying, you know, I would be, that would be wild to have that kind of dream. It would be wild and like to have a dude come up to you and say,

let me tell you what this means. Philip, the tiger in your life. Yeah, yeah. Well, people are going to speculate, but, you know, I'm telling you it comes from, whatever you're involved in in your life like i probably have so many commitments and obligations and so many things going on it's it's stressful because i knows i work and help a lot of non-profits i mean so i'm torn at every angle and i'm worried about kids and families and all kinds of stuff i think

that was has to play into it does stressors of all these things coming at me you know and those are all the animals running from the tiger yeah i don't know what the tiger is I don't know, but he ain't got me yet. He ain't got him yet. That's good. That's good. That's good. It's hard to interpret, you know, I would say.

You can't get into the mind of side. If I was giving you that icy stare, right? No, no. He's thinking. I can see him thinking the little part of him. Turn upside down thinking, thinking. This, this went, I was thinking about our veterans. Yeah.

Okay. have gone through some really seriously bad combat. Trauma, yeah. Okay, and that's what they have to deal with. Yeah, every day. Yeah, so I would, you know, and that's why I just look because, like, you know, how do you help someone with that?

Yeah. You know, you're a doctor, a doctor or psychiatrist, okay? How do you help someone with that? I don't know. Okay. Because all you've done is read a bunch of books. That's right. You ain't been through it.

A lot of times were there. That's why the only people that can really help a veteran that's gone through that is another veteran that's gone through the same junk. That's why they tell you that soldiers in combat form a bond that is stronger than blood. Yeah. Yeah. And I think they can help them better. No, no. Now, they can be helped by people who haven't really been.

in, but, you know, look, I can tell you about a lot of grievance, because I've had a lot of grievance or grief. So, but if I don't know, I haven't been in the military, so I can't tell you all those things, but I understand loss. I understand, you know, so there's some things you can get help with, but when you go a little deeper like you're talking about, you need somebody that's been there. Yeah. You know, common sense would say it, okay, hey, you know, the Indies used to say, okay,

hey, don't judge me unless you've walked a mile of my moxswain. Yeah. Oh, I believe it. I believe that for sure. That's the thing about our veterans, okay? Unless you've been that, you've walked that ground, you can't help them. Mm-mm. You know, a doctor that reads books and stuff, you know, I mean, I know he's well-educated and he means well.

But unless you go through it, that's why Dr. Warren's books that he writes. Yeah. Okay. Lee Warren. Yeah, Lee Warren. Yeah, Lee Warren. And he's writing another. one that I wrote a little

intro or whatever you want to call it. And we're going to have him on this show. I know. No, that would be a while. Because when Weldon was asking me, you know, because he's the one that I actually wrote it. I just told him what I thought. Yeah.

You know, and I said, well, it's a must read. I said, because here's a man and his wife and his kids that are giving you. 50 years of their life experiences. Yeah. So, and I mean, he's had some bad ones. Number one, he's a brain surgeon, okay? And all his patients are terminal.

Yeah. So he deals with, I mean, like I told him, I said, you know, I never really thought about this until I read your book and got to know you and talk to you on the phone. Yeah. I said, you deal with death on a daily basis. And you come to love these people and you know he wrote one book.

He said, the title of was, I've seen the last of you. You know, because when they come to him, they've got a brain tremor and it's terminal. You know, they don't live through it. Yeah. So it was one of them things, I said, I would hate to know that I had to get up every day and stare at death in the face. Every day. That's my job.

I said, I don't, you know, and he's a very religious man also. So he's got all these issues about he's fighting. Okay, first of all, he's trying to do his best to help him and knowing that that's kind of a futile effort. Yeah. Yeah. But he still gives it his best shot. It's because of his heart.

Oh, yeah, you know. But I'm just saying, most people don't, you know, you know, because I always say, you know, everybody's talking about, oh, man, I got a deadbeat job and all this. And I always bring them out. I said, no, you hadn't. I said, think of the dung beetle in Africa. He rose manure. That's his life. But it's very important that he does that.

because everywhere he rose is that manure, he's fertilizing everything. So your deadbeat job may, you think is bad, but it has a bigger purpose. Yep. So two things I want to, I'd like to bring up is, one, I,

I appreciate you with the military guys, going and speaking and encouraging them, and you've been a voice for veterans, for a long time. I appreciate that. And the other thing is, you know, when you're, when you're dealing with a lot of these things, it gets kind of deep, you know, when you're dealing with problems and issues and things. But we have hope in the resurrection. Jesus is the answer to whatever problem you're going through. Don't ever forget that. And, you know, one day we're going to be away from here and with him forever. So that's what I put my hope in.

So you just pulled up a box. No, no, I know. And this is from, the title of is saving a Z, A-Z, A-Z-I-Z by Chad Robleshaw, a young man we just met, the family met, the Robertson family. They go, okay. He's actually, has a roly book, okay, how the mission to help one became a calling to rescue thousands, from the Taliban.

Okay, so these people, him and his team, okay, go to like Afghanistan and all these places that are, have, you know, bad people. Yeah. Okay. You got a bunch of tours over. And, yeah, and they go in and help, I think up to date. They, like, helps 17,000 people get out of it, okay? But I just, when we got to talk about this, I thought about this, the book he gave him.

Yeah. But it's just, but Philip said something that's very important. I want to go. Jesus is the answer to all of mankind's problems, period. Okay. Correct. Yeah. So I wanted to emphasize that again, okay?

Because Al taught a lesson a couple of weeks ago. And he showed the contrast life with Jesus, and then I want him use the term without him, there is no life. Okay, you've got two things that you're at, if you're life with Jesus, and then you look it up the fruit of the Holy Spirit, all the good stuff, okay? Life without Jesus, and like I said,

I don't even like that term, there is no life without Jesus. Okay, you got two things your face. Darkness and evil. Boom. Without him, all you looking at is darkness and evil. Everywhere, period. With him, you've got a chance for life and abundant life.

Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, gentleness. But I just wanted to re-emphasize the thing that Philip said, okay, with Jesus, y'all, he's the answer to all our problems. Now I'll get off of it. Jesus, well, you're right. Jesus is the answer all your problems, and he gave you people in your life, brothers and sisters in Christ. Yep. And we're supposed to help each other. And it's just like in, I think it's, oh, I'm going to guess here. Somebody can fact check me. I think it's in Matthew 11. You know, there was a lame man and he couldn't get to Jesus. But his friends could. But his friends could. And then they couldn't get to Jesus because there were too many people in the way. And then I like to think one of them looked at the other and said, let's just go through that. Let's redneck this. No, no, yeah.

Redneck, problem solving, baby. I don't know. Cut the whole roof and lower him down to it. I don't know how we got here on dreams and all that, but I just love the fact that we went from all that to, you got to have somebody that's been through what you've been through to help you, and Jesus is that answer. Well, here's the deal I want to say.

We had a person right in and talking about, well, he lost his grandfather. And I had told him, I said, hey, dude, at least you got to know him and spend time with him. That's right. That's one of the issues in this boy's life, Sal Robinson's life. I didn't get to know either one of my grandparents, the males, okay? Yeah. You know, and I've always, you get something from a grandfather or a grandmama, okay, that is nowhere else you've got. going to get it from anyone else.

Yeah. And it's the thing about, hey, they've lived their life, and then their wisdom is they share it with their, you know, grandchildren. Yep. For sure. Your own kids don't listen to you anyway. Well, I know, but I'm just saying,

my own grandpa. Hey, but they'll listen to the grandmama and grandpa. They will. Yeah. Okay. And that's from life experiences. Okay, that's why I wrote a little intro for Dr. Warren's book. You know, this man is sharing his entire life with us and his family.

Yeah. Yeah. So it is powerful. Well, I like what you said too about, you know, a band of brothers. When you have the same experience, you can help. For sure, for sure. Well, we got to take a break now. Oh, great grief.

But we would be amiss tonight. We just took one. I don't know if we did it. But he's going to break it off. Hey, we're having fun. But we do need to say to all those who have served and in combat veterans, and if you're going through stuff, first of all, we thank you for your service. And second, do not harm yourself.

And second, find somebody to talk to, we love you. We love you. Hey, find somebody to help you. There's people out there that want to help you and help you with whatever you're going through. and you did that for us as Americans to be able to sit in a goofy podcast room and talk about Jesus and talk about tigers chasing us

and riding giraffes and I can't think of a better life than that. And so we thank you very much for that service and we want you to know we love you and appreciate you. We'll be back. All right, and we're back and we got some actual mail. Is it something?

Not from the email. A mail box. Look, is it something to read? It says Hickory Farm, so I'd assume it's food. I'm hungry already. I'm saying that baby right over there. Look at this. It's like a fancy, wow.

Three boxes with a bow, and it's from our biggest fan. Like a Russian dog. Who's our biggest fan? It says Zachary Dasher. Oh, good, good. Hey, make sure it ain't a bomb. So I open it. So Zach is kind of in charge of this whole operation.

Sam made a bacon. But I just want Zach to know we appreciate the Christmas gift that was clearly stamped January 9th, 2023, man. That's a, he re-gifted that. Yeah. He didn't want this. He got it. He got it and didn't want it.

So he sent us to us to us. Oh, he got us a nice little snacks, crackers, sausage cheese. He knows us. Candy. Candy, okay. There's some sausage in there. There's some sausage and cheese. You can claim that guy, one.

But Mr. Dasher, we thank you for. the Christmas gift. Check it out. What? Wow. Summer sausage. Here we go. Honey pineapple mustard.

Oh, I can't have it. Cheddar, boys. Cheddar cheese. Everything's better with cheddar. How's that? Because everything's better with cheddar. Cheddar.com. I don't know if that's a website, by the way.

I was just, I was like a got milk commercial there. Um, anyway. Uh-oh, he's back. Look who's back? Hunter. Hunter. Hunter. Hunter.

Hunter. Hunter. Hunter. Hunter. You can't go nowhere. Give me my keys. Because he's got to go to class. Let the dogs in.

Yeah, that's what I to say. Oh, don't turn the dogs loose. The dogs are loose. Oh, the dogs are. That was weird. Anyway, our producer just left because he has to go to class and then he forgot his keys. Oh, but. That's what I've said.

And I think he might actually sent this email in. I'm just kidding. Hunter, you didn't send this in. But you're going to laugh when you're editing this because I said it was you. Vernon emails in. And I just think we need to stop him in his tracks. Uh-oh. Hunter?

No, Vernon. Vernon. Vernon. All right, Vernon's question. Very simple. Oh, Vern. No what I mean, Vern. The subject line is asking a girl out.

Uh-oh. We'll let Madison ask answer the years. Yes. Yeah, we have a new producer. Yeah. They sent two ladies in the room to keep us like from saying too much outrageous stuff. Yeah. But I think I know how she would respond to this.

I think. How long have you known Madison? I don't, I don't, but she's a lady and I know. Give you a version. 46. I mean, how long you've got, what, 51 years of marriage?

52. 52? Wow, 34. 34? Hold on. 86. 31. 31.

That's tough math. 117. We're at 129 years of marriage in here. So, I mean, we might have a little bit of life. Read it. Vernon says, you see a girl you think you might like on Instagram. You don't know each other.

Red flag number one. You may or may not follow each other. Red flag number two. How do you go about sliding into her direct messages? Vernon, you don't. There's all kind of problems with that because... Stop now, Vernon. I'm giving a thumbs down from Madison.

She's giving you a thumbs down. Madison says, do not approach. Do you know what any of this means? There's no trespassing. Do not seek a crazy. Wait, wait. What was the first line you read? You see a girl you think you might like on it stuck.

You see a picture. She may be real, she may not, sigh. No, no. You could be catfished. You don't ever see a girl you think you might like. You got to talk to her and see her in person. Interesting. No, no.

Every girl I've ever looked at, I like that. Oh, here we go. Okay. Oh, my goodness. Well, no, I've just told you. And look, I'll use it. The Bible says, you've got to be bold when proclaiming the gospel. That's right.

Are you going with this? Hold on. He's got somewhere. Look at him. I'm going towards the girl. He doesn't know the girl. Well, hey, if, hey, just walk up and introduce yourself. He can't.

He doesn't. He's only seen her on the internet. He don't even know if it's real, sign. Yeah. He don't even know if it's real. He just sees a picture. He's at another. He's a hate or country or something.

You're a computer person you've seen on the internet. Hey, find out that she's real. First thing you do. do. I was assuming she is real. Find out and find out she's real. But if you've never had a conversation,

like that's, like, oh, hey, look, if you never had a conversation with a young lady, hey,

come out of the twilight and get real. No, I'm saying with this particular one, he sees her profile, they're all particular ones. Okay, I'm going to try and explain this

so I can understand what's happening. Oh, no, you're never going to get that. He sees a, a girl. You're never going to get there because, hey, when I see a girl,

he don't have a computer. The only thing that's coming next is, charge! Okay. All right, I'm going to read this to try and break it down for Sa'i. I see a girl I might like through a pair of binoculars standing across the river. I've never met her, and I've never

talked to her. Get you a boat and go across the river and read her. You big dummy? Should I send her? letter. If you ain't got a boat, swim! All right, man. Sides advice is go meet her in person. That's right, buddy. But he's sitting in. What are you waiting for? And beware of the cops when you show up. Now, forget the cops. We're talking about a girl here. Y'all? Hey, look, let me do, let me make it simple for you. James Brown was right. This world would be nothing without a woman or a girl, Jack.

This is a man's world. It's a man's world, okay, but hey, it ain't nothing without a woman or girl. But there's still. Hey, get off your duff and ride, Clyde. Size, dating 101. Beware of that. Beware. I'm going to.

Don't slide into her DMs. But find someone to know. Don't fight. Don't fight it, son. Before you got married and you were dating, this is how you have. approach things. I mean, you were bold. You would go, right? What are you talking about? You weren't scared to stay? Were your friends nervous and scared to go talk to them? Yeah. But you weren't. No, he wasn't. Gotcha. That's what I thought. Get off your duff and Clyde's, glides, swim. Right. Get on the camel and go. Who's got a camel now? Let's push again like we did

last summer, Jack. Two humps. Two humps. Right. All right. I got one more quick one, just because Colin needs some help too. Collins 21. 21. 21. Good age. him and his lovely lady Oh lovely lady See this kid gets it I've just started getting ready for a wedding in November Oh hey he got it He's there

And he's wondering our best wedding planning advice But we kind of got to go rapid fire You ready for my best wedding planning advice Take it John David You don't she does You do what she said I'm just fix day Just show her up

And hey all you got to do is show up and say I do and I will. But if she asked you to take care of something before it, you do that. That's it. But it's her wedding. She's been dreaming about this for her whole life.

You've been dreaming about the week after for your whole life. I will give you some advice. Let her have that night. Let me give you some friendly advice from experience. Okay, I had a buddy of mine. His daughter met the manner of her life, she thought. Oh, the money one. Okay, and look.

Take money. Here's what dad told both of them. I will give you a $100,000 cash or we can throw you a big wedding. Hey, $100,000 is a lot of money. Thank you. You know what I'm thinking. Okay, here's the deal. Take the money and throw small money.

Hey, take the money, okay, and have you a justice of the peace with a quiet little few people around you want to have your wedding. A cigar wrapper ring. Okay, put the $100 grand in a savings account, drawing interest. Okay, because trust me, when I tell you, you'll need the money. Okay, she didn't. Hey, you know how long the marriage lasted? Six months.

Six months. $100 grand. Go on. Gone for a party. Hey. Okay, but you're- I could have bought me a $100,000 mansion to live in. Now, so, hey, look.

Have you looked up the price is a man? Manions lately? Well, hey, I'm just telling you. He's looking for a word. I can do a lot with a hundred grand. That's true. But I'm just saying, hey, look. He just bought that truck.

Don't spend an extravagant amount of money. That's a good advice. On getting married. There it is. Okay. That's great advice. Yeah. I'm serious.

Do not go into debt. Do not go into debt. To have a big party. Hey, when you get married, you're going to go in debt anyway, because she's going to get in debt anyway, because she's going to get a lot. all the money. That's true. Okay. But yeah, it's her wedding,

let her plan it. We're running out of time. Colin, we hope the best for your marriage. We were on a roll today. I enjoyed the day. I'm going to send us out of here with the verse I mentioned earlier. Revelation 12-11. They triumphed over him by the blood of the lamb and by the word

of their testimony. That's what it's all about. All right. We follow Jesus. We tell our stories. about what Jesus And look, it's so good on TV right now because it says, hey, they're saying Jesus gets us

and he really does. Yeah, those commercials? Yeah. Those are good. Yeah. No, they are. Yeah. He gets us.

Jesus understands us. Okay. Boy, we started with like the worst commercial I've ever heard for some glasses and you ended it with a great one. Well, no, no, I'm just saying I had to bring that up

because I love it. That's awesome. They finally put it on television. Jesus does get us. Okay, and he loves us. That's right. All right, so we'll see y'all next week. But in the meantime, always remember, Jesus does gets us.

That's right. And go with Jesus. Because, hey, life is with him. Without him, it's darkness and evil. With him. Without him. Without him. With him.

With him, without him. You got it all. Without him, you got nothing. With him. With him. With him. Go with Jesus. Oh, my goodness.

Thank you.