Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Meets His Biggest Fan & All 6 Boys Are Here!

Episode Date: February 10, 2023

Si loves meeting his fans, and he might have met the biggest (and youngest?) one he's ever had! The boys come up with a great idea for a new kind of pie — but has someone done this already? Stone has all the room wishing for more pork belly. Godwin reminds the boys they're still on the hook for getting a pedicure with him. Martin, Stone, and Si excitedly tell the story of when Billy the Exterminator and his crew attempted to clear a duck blind of cottonmouths and what REALLY happened after the cameras were off that had everyone running away as fast as they could. Stone is fixin' to be in TROUBLE when BK calls wondering why he isn't at her school to take her home. Si and Stone give marriage advice to a military wife and her husband. And Martin tries on Si's glasses to see if they really do tint everything green ... or chartreuse.  --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back. Oh, we're going. Yeah, why not? We're back. Before we get started, we got a big crew today. I made something special yesterday, and I just figured that it wouldn't be right if I didn't share it with everybody. I like it. I got everybody a little paper towel here.

Man, you came out. This turned out. Now, this is your boy Malcolm's recipe. Old Big Malcolm. Oh, Malcolm Reed. Is it brownie? That's our buddy. Y'all seen him on this pocket.

That's right. That's right. How to barbecue? Oh, is this barbecue? Oh, it's barbuck. This is. Oh. And I present.

That's a burn-e-eat-eat-eat. Pork belly burnt ends. You've heard of biscuit burnies. I'll have one. This is pork belly burn ends. All right, look here. Grab your one out and pass it around. That's bacon candy is what that is.

I'm very excited. This is the first time I've done this. Oh, God one gets first picked. Giant Dee, you get Mr. Irrelevant. I'm fine. last. I've already ate something.

It's actually warm. I'm going to leave that biggin. I let you all have that big. Y'all take a little bit of that and let me know what you think.

All right. I'm going to your house and get the rest of it. I'm like, what about Bob? Okay. Look at him.

I'm thinking how is there a pig left with a belly on him? It's good and I'd have a living. That belly made

good. Stone? You figure it's not. I'd make you go on and go hog hunting tonight. So props to Big Malcolm on that. Okay, I'm glad. We started strong. Yeah.

I'll take our first break. I can just drink any juice out of there. Wow. Look here. Hey, drinking that. Good night. I know y'all's fingers been all in there, but that's all right. Well, look, if y'all driving or something listening to this and y'all hungry, I'm sorry.

You ain't kidding. But let me tell you something. That's one of the best things I've ever eaten. That was good. I had the same reaction. It's like Cousin Eddie would say it is good. You don't have to have teeth to eat that. Teat tender.

No, teeth optional. Look at Sigh. Look at Sime. Get him, Sive. I'm too busy chewing, boys. That'll make you take him glasses off right there. Just so you can get a closer look at it. No.

No. Well, all six of us are here. Man, yeah, all of us are here. I'm not sure why. We started very strong. Why not? Because we're not all there. Could Stone had five snacks?

Oh, even better. Stone had snacks. We all show up. I was convinced when we got this message. They're like, all six, everybody going to be there. I was like, well, we're getting fired. Grand finale. This is the end.

And it may very well be. Who knows? I think we're supposed to do it again tomorrow. Are you? Okay, good. We got one more day. It just depends on where they run in the grand scheme of things. What episode is this?

I have no idea. You're that guy. not us i'm not that guy 10014 14 and we've all been here to how much our way and sigh still hasn't run out of material no no he's retreaded the same ones a couple of time but not too often when they're good you can't retread them yeah do you have any bad ones i don't know i'll leave that up to the ones listening well i'm glad y'all enjoyed that oh man yeah i'm gonna revisit that Boy, I just sitting here thinking if I had me a plate of that With just a little tater salad and then finish it off

With Nance peanut butter pie I need to be looking into Gobbins medication I haven't had lost I surprised his alarm ain't gone off yet It might I could taste something A lot of brown sugar and butter and honey Goblin once's the last time you had something that's sweet

It's been a while Would you do it again? If he had some more. I should have grabbed two of them. Oh, that's right. You don't want to be on your deathbed. Look back and say, boy, I wish I'd ate that last piece. Unbelievable.

Man, that was good. Well, I was in Kentucky this weekend. I'm going to get this out of the way. And a young man, he probably 10, 11 years old, slid me this piece of paper on the way out the door. He said, could you please shout these names out on the duck call room? Shout them. Maxwell?

Hunter. You ain't shout. Well, I can't. I'm trying to be kind of everybody's ears. What does that say, Phil? Does I say tornado? Tenardo. That's Ternardo.

Ternardo. Samuel Owen, Jack, and Haddon. There you go. Shout out. I told you I would. Shout it out. That is a crew of redneck kids right there. Well, you're talking about.

Where are they from? Kentucky. Oh, yeah. Mount Washington, Kentucky. That's where I was at speaking this weekend. That's our people there. I guarantee you a little bit north of me. I was.

I was. You know how you pronounce that? Tornardo. Tornardo, yeah. Tornado. I was disappointed. I did. I got up there and, you know, I take a little few questions from.

Of course, they ask about him. Everybody does. There where we go. And then I asked them. I said, now look, y'all seem to be big fans of Sassai. I need to know just how many of y'all have seen a Black Panther. Do you believe in a room full of 500 rednecks, not one person raised their hand? Well, they don't live in Kentucky.

I just figured when you get 500 rednecks together. I took up in the mound street. That's why they ain't not. I just know that one of the names. What? I've been hunting for that Joker all the time. Jack. Hey, Jack.

Hey, Jack. Yeah, why are we shouting out Jack? He's been shouting them out for 214 episodes. Jack, the world's your oyster on this show. Yeah. That's all I got to tell you. But no, I, the young man going to come. walk up to me and hand me that least I can do as do as he asked.

So I didn't know what was on the paper. He just said, here, I need you take you. And I was like, oh, boy. Okay. All right. All right. And then we just met Tristan. Happy birthday.

Tristan drove all the way here from Texas just for his birthday. And he had a cool shirt on. And I saw him. And I said, hey, you can come in. Well, because in the backstory, I didn't realize this with Tristan. They told me they come here like four years ago for his birthday. And it was closed. And everything was closed.

Huh. So I was like, what was happening? Yeah, y'all did right. If you come here on a Monday, there's a good chance you're going to find, but you come here on Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Probably just two white ducks and a miler drake is going to meet you. And that's it. The workforce is draining. I'm not saying we're Monday through Thursday, but, boy, we're close. Unless it's going to be raining on Friday, then we fish on Tuesday. But, you know.

Flexible, boys. You've got to be flexible. That's right. And Godwin's more flexible. You heard him. You heard him say it since he lost weight. He's more flexible. He's been doing up downs.

I can pick stuff up off the floor now. Your wife ought to be happy about that. They're just leaving it there. Walk, step over it. Well, step in the bedroom. I can just pull my clothes off and leave him. Uh-oh. Good for you.

Hey, moving on. I didn't know what you're going with there. I'm like, oh, we'll explore that further on the Valentine's episode. Do you forego that? hamper, the laundry hamper in the beer? Yeah, that's just a suggestion. Yeah. That's it.

Thank you. Brittany get mad at me all the time. She said, why do you take them off right by the hamper? I'm like, well, that's why I know to get them in the morning. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it too. Right in front of the hamper. Oh, right beside it.

Yeah, right. But she said the queen question right beside the hamper. Yeah. If you're going to to tote it off, just grab that stuff and chunk it in my. I can't wait for me. I'm just glad I'm not the only one. But look, when they're on the floor beside the hamper, I know I wear them again tomorrow.

Once they go into there, that's a good point. That's over. Hey, here's the thing. Hey, we never think about it. We're just taking them off. They're dropping them where we're at. Yeah. No, there's.

We don't really realize, no. We're beside the clothes hamper where you could knock your dirty car. There's a word to associate with this problem. Lazy. It's called lazy. This is coming from a man who I spent a week, two weeks, cleaning up the layer. And I said, we got a new rule, Sye. I said we're going to start throwing trash in the trash can.

Overrated. So Sye was looking at me. He finished off his water. And that's what he did. They're allergic. He said, that's what you're here for. It was right to my right. The trash is right beside me.

And you miss, that's the problem we like to shoot and then we miss. Phil walks by with a big old plug of chaw in his mouth and he goes, puss. And just spit. On the floor. You know, on the floor. Right beside size trash. They're getting real close. I'm marking it.

I said, change is a tough thing. especially if your last name is Roberts. That's right. He's like old Josie Well, he's trying to hit stuff. Well, no, no, that's like dear. Me and Saul are man in the deer, and he's got pictures of him, and we passed in him and get with the boss, the owner,

and his friend Burley and says, hey, this do not shoot this deer. Well, hey, next time they're going in the woods, guess what they shoot? That deer. That deer. Yeah. I'm off.

Look, they didn't even see the deer. It was just, is that? deer hair I see over there and they said yeah shoot it pooh so the moral of that story is don't go walking around and fills woods with anything brown where you're orange yeah make sure you got bright orange yeah we got a big nine point okay you know then we want him you know taking care of our women now burly killed your george Jones yeah worn down rain they got a four-by-sheet of now now hold on so Let's clarify this. He didn't really kill George Jones.

It's a deer we named George Jones. A deer, yeah. Because he looked like he had a rocking chair on his head. George Jones has a famous song. I don't need it, Rocky Chair. That's right. Well, you call that one. He got a porch swing.

Yeah. Hey, that's a chandelier. Oh, that's a chandelier. I call that Mr. Cactus. Cactus jack. How about Cactus jack? Yeah, cactus jack. He's got little stickers going everywhere.

Now, I found if you won't feel it. do something. The last thing you want to do is tell him not to do it. Or vice versa. Yeah. Hey, while we're talking about Phil. That's the true. I want Jay Stone to tell the story about the hogs that eased onto Phil's land from the

neighborhood. Let's take a little break. That's a good one. While we wash the rest of this pork belly out of our teeth. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means.

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That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Me and me and Si had quite the hunt Saturday. It was the youth and veterans hunt, the annual youth and veterans hunt on fields property. and we had ourselves a large time. There's a duck that is called Blackjack. And we had a Blackjack festival. Also known as Ringus Neckis. Ringeth Neckis.

Okay, and they fly about 80 miles an hour. Whoa. On a downhill swell, just, you know, all your ears. As they go by. And then you say, get ready, they're coming back. Oh, yeah. And then, hey, then they shoot them up. I shot three by five.

to the shells. Good grief. That's an awful lot of bullets to kill six. And when he says, yeah. But you ain't been, but your third hunt. Well, no, no. Who did? And you got to get out in front of them by the school.

Well, no. The morning hunt was kind of bad for me. I only killed what? I killed a half a mile or Drake. Half a mile. Me and somebody else, J.R. double one of Mallor Drake.

And then I actually did cripple of Woody. It took me three shells. Boom, boom, boom. And he fell in there about 90 yards. Well, I marked him. When we got ready to go, Stone was picking up decoy, and I said, hey, look, there's one duck over there about 90 yards. See that little?

I said, see that little thing on the levee over yonder? I said, just keep that in line, and if you go toward it, you'll find him. And to his credit, he said, paddle towards them two trees, and that duck is 80 to 90 yards. I went 80 yards towards those two trees. I looked down, and there it was. I thought I did misidentify it. Dead as a hammer. Because I said it was a gadwall, but it was a woody.

But he was flying along after I shot him three times at him, and then it would just... Old heart shot. Yep. But I will say this, one of the most impressive... Cardiac arrest. Shotgunning displays I witnessed from Si, I witnessed from Si in years. Three Jacks, he was hunting on Phil's Corner.

Three Jacks come by. No brush. That's nice. No brush. He didn't have to do with no brush. You have to fight brush. So, Syraises up. These jacks are not checking up. It's a flyby.

They're moving. He starts in on a birdie. Boom, miss. But then the next two shots, boom, fold. And then the last one out there, about 60. Boom, fold. Cy puts down a shotgun. He looks at us.

He said, I still got it, boys. And then he looked at Bullfrog and said, Bolefrog, said, Boerfrog, give me that oxygen machine. I said, I get winded from shooting. He's like, hey, adrenaline, boys, adrenaline. Get excited, boy. Oh, I love it. But it was very impressive.

So, Side, did you go under the premise of youth or veteran? Both. Youth inside. Yeah. Inside, yeah. Up here. I was youth. Okay. We put bullfrog right next to him on the jerk cord.

That's the first time I ever put ringneck decoys on a jerk cord. And it worked? They work good. There you go. Burley was making fun of me because he went to pick up the decoys the next day. He said, who put a ringnecks on a jerk cord? When that's what you got, that's what you got. When you're shooting ringnecks.

That's right. Hey, do you want to move? Oh, that's good. I guess Bullfrog, God, when you've been training a bullfrog on that jerk cord technique. I guess so. Yeah. She didn't stop pulling. When Uncle Sire said pulled the cords, she pulled it.

Hey, look. Shake that string. Yanked a big cord. Five for five? Five for five. Yep. She ground swat any of them? All of them.

All of them. Yeah, buddy. Heck, yeah. The last one, 80 yards was a 20 gauge. True story. And just. On a ground swat? Yes.

Oh, the ground swat just boom like that. It knocked her earmuffs off. Yeah. I'm looking and that duck out there just, he's dead. I couldn't believe it. Yeah. ADR ground swat with a 20 gauge. Okay.

Once again, there's a heart to. Once again, Uncle Si is showing something here, and then he's got his little killer partner. She's showing out. Brown with a 20-gates. I said,

The Adventures of Cy and B-K. Oh, hey. We never go. Dear Hutton, if she don't go, it's usually a, you know. A gar.

Yeah. Gar-hole. Hey, BK shows up, full limits. BK shows up, big buck. It's always the same deal. Is she available for rent? If the price is right. Like a hunting buddy?

Hey, where you want to go in the morning? She has a prime deer magnet and she's also a good duck magnet. What about the fish? She can catch them, cook them, clean them. Well, you know how rare it is she's limited ducks down there. She's been three times. And we got three limits. Pro.

Good luck, Tom. I don't think that's, I don't think that's this. That ain't a coincidence. No. No. She's good for it every time. Yeah. Yeah.

I ain't seen three limits come out of down there in five years. And you know, I was telling one of my buddies, he said, she get fired up. And I said, I guess so. I asked her on the way back. I said, do you have fun on the duck hunt baby? She said, yeah. Yeah, she gets fired up if she breaks a little bit of smile. Because the first deer I watched her kill

You know, we's out there My blind, which is a big hotel You know A dough comes up there and is eating corn You know Stallone says, well, are we buck hunting, darling? Are you going to shoot that dough? She said to her about two seconds

And said, no, I'll fix the fire, this dough up. You know, boom! And all it happens, she boom, put the gun on 30, set it down in. No smile, no nothing. Good shot. sword and her veins. You know, me and Stone,

high fire, big cages over you. Okay, I'm ready to go now. Okay. You may go now. I've done what I needed to do. Y'all take care of the rest. She did the same thing with them ducks yesterday.

She'd shoot them, and then she sat down and put it down down. Put a gun on safety, set it down, you know? Nothing happened. Tell me in one more shell. The Stone,

see, we messed up, me and Mikey, you know, Mikey, I handed her three shells, and Mikey put all three in there, and then Storm gets in the blind. said BK you load him

you know she said yeah and I said hey we gave her three shells to none of the hauled kid's gun back to Mikey there BK and let's take two shells out yeah he says she don't need them she only needs one one shot one kill

one shay and by the way Dawn has taught her one shell one kill so she's the exact opposite of you that's right whoa wow yeah so I got four boxes with him anytime

that was by the way that's military training this boy here when he was in the army I wasn't going to run out of shells because there ain't no be no hand in hand in hand. It's going to be shotgun or rifle. By the way, for you guys getting your young kids into duck hunting

that is sound advice. Give them one shell. One shell. Make them really make that shell count. It really helps with accuracy and safety. And BK. she works at one cell it's always boom and it's a stupid question if you asked did you get him oh yeah it's boom no it's a dead duck out there okay don't even math don't he math it's he's it

no we made some really good memories uh Saturday got some really good pictures uh did you get that picture yeah they're going to put it up on YouTube we're not it's uh we're a new formation oh new formation now we ain't hooked up it it uh it went really good well guys had a great time and you know the more memories you can make like that while you're on planet earth the better oh i guarantee absolutely yeah i saw old light of one of the veterans at the airport i said you better get gone son i said they ain't gonna wait on you oh we better get gone we waited on him then we saw oh yeah yeah yeah we wait a time tell me cut that and half and hear me half of it yeah that's right there you go that's good good eyes you know with uh

green beans with bacon. And brown sugar. And brown sugar. How we always end up on food? Yeah. Then, hey, always food. Then nice rolls buttered. Sister Sheebers.

And then, hey, pound cake for dessert. When Nan's chocolate chip pound cake, dessert, it was. It was, you know, I left there. Because I told him that peanut butter pie, wouldn't much. I ain't big on peanut butter pie. That's okay to be wrong. Look, I made a thousand peanut butter and jelly.

sandwiches. Okay, it's not that I don't like. What about a peanut butter and jelly pie? I don't know. I don't know. But if you top that thing with either grape or strawberry jelly or mayhaw, I'm in. Hey, I was just fixing it. Tell now. I didn't even think about that. Peanut butter with mayhaw jelly mixed. But what about a layer of mayhaw jelly on top? Oh, good grief. No, you don't like it, remember? Yeah. That's what's going to happen. You get near it. If you slap your mama, I want you, who'll whip your butt.

That's it. Well, let's take another break. be back right up. It will make a slap. Ain't hauled jelly, huh? I don't know how many people ask me about that at Chattanooga. By what?

Even getting pedicure. We're going to get a pedicure. We're doing. Pedicure. I'm putting it in pedigree or whatever it was. That's a dog food. We're going to a nail place and I'm going to have my toenails done.

Who's we? We, the whole bunch. I ain't going. See, why can't I do that? Oh, yeah. You're going. No. you're in johnny

yeah stones i like stones coach this i don't understand but peer pressure ain't gonna work on him i got you i'm gonna have my feet washed

your toenails done my ain't touching my oil and massage and then i'm gonna have my toenails painted you ain't get your toenels and purple you know what just entered my mind can we say it on this show

dumb and dumber that scene from dumb and dumber where they're grinding his toenails. Yeah. I don't know what size toes look like. Oh, I got pretty feet. I don't tell you all that. I bet they look real similar to that.

Oh, no, I've got pretty feet. My toenails ain't very pretty feet. Your brother don't have pretty feet. Oh, no, my brother has got mud grips for feet. I'm serious. He's got a car. He's the only man that I know that can walk up a, what, 45 degree hill, muddy. Yeah.

And he don't use his tote. And don't sleep. That side thing that's coming out. He's got a claw. He's got a knob. Bunions. Coming out the side of his foot. Yeah.

They have bunions. That's this long. Oh, I've seen them. What is it? Hey, when we was kids, we run barefooted and our feet were so tough that you could throw a quart-mason jar and bust it, and we just walk over it and keep going, not even cut it. Well, spoiler alert. My feet are so tender when whoever gets a hold of my feet at that thing.

You're going to have to tie it. me, damn. I'm wearing socks. I'm wearing socks. They can wash my socks on the outside of my shoes. Well, didn't Phil go shoeless for two years when he was running from the lawn? Oh, no, no. Yeah.

He lived on, can he think of, we had a little cabin on the land that they was leasing. That's where he was hiding out. Yeah, on Moss Lake. That's where he hit out. I love to see what you boys call him. cabin. Well, you know, Jace told me the story. Look, he said that Tommy brought him to see his dad back when Phil was just acting up. And he said the only thing he remembers, Jason won't but maybe five or six years old. He said he remembers Uncle Tommy taking him up there and he

looked and there was a pile of bones and there was a pile of bones. A pile of bones right outside the door of this joint, this, this cabin, I wouldn't call it a cabin. That's what I say. I'd love to It was like a lean to it. It was a rickety. He said it was a pile of balls and it was a pile of vina sausage cans right next to it. And Phil come out with no shoes

in the day of winter and look like... Oh, no, no. He just, he looked like a wild animal. Yeah, that's what he said. He said he'll never get that. He still resembles that. No way he does.

Hey, that would be like sticks and leaves in his beard. Yeah, it sounds like a Tuesday. Oh, no, no. He looked like a wild animal. I'm serious. He was actually, when you come up on a horse security.

Again. This is from his brother. When I looked at him, he scared me. I'm serious, too. Like, man, my first experience with Phil must have been right after he got out of there because he hadn't showered in a minute. Oh, no. And I was riding down with him on that pole.

Hey, he never was big on taking bath or change his clothes. Yeah. Okay. Because he thinks if you wash them, they're not as warm. Yeah, but that don't have nothing to do with a smell. Well, no, no, hey. Well, you know, he'll made a good... That boy got a certain mustiness about it.

You know, that's why I want to read about John the Baptist in the Bible. Phil. Phil comes to my mind about that. Oh, yeah. Hey, yeah. Back when he was in his 20s, he was one scary-looking dude. Okay. Running through the woods barefooted, okay.

And finally, I gave you some Army socks because he was thick. And he loved them because, hey, he could fill sticks under his feet where they wouldn't crack. He would step off of them. Hey, wintertime, it didn't make any difference. How cold it was? Uh-uh. I've seen him just in the summertime, same deal, just step.

And when he stepped, he stepped beside a big coral cotton mouth. And all you see was a big spot of white like that cup. Just, I do that. Then he's moving on. And everybody else said, I said, hey, somebody blow that cotton mouth. head off. I said, Phil, you was, look, you stepped and you was that close to his head

when he went. Yeah, he don't even care. His line about that is don't be second. Hold on, hey. That's why we, in Arkansas, he had found a place where just full of squirrels. Nope.

Invited me, and we get ready to walk and away. And he said, oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, y'all, we're about 50 yards. I said, what? I said, for every squirrel, there's 10 poisonous snakes. Well, guess what size hunting?

The rest is a little afternoon. Poisoned snakes. Hey, 27. Yeah. I shot every shell I had in my gun, okay, and I killed 27 cotton mouth and, what's the little brown? Copperhead.

I killed 27 marks on the copperhead. One of them, I sit down on a tree that they'd cut out, when they cut it, cut it, going into a creek, and high water had washed all the dirt. out of the roots. I kept hearing something. Look down.

Big Congo coming up. I just said, oh, no. Boom. Get back down. Where are you going? Get back down. He's going to get you on a toe, Jonathan. I'm nervous.

He just brought you in to clear mouth. That way, he'd go back squirrel hunting. Because he knew you wouldn't come back. Oh, no. Next time he was talking, hey, I'm going to squirrel hunt. I said, hey, where are you going? He said, over there. I said, just drive on by.

Don't call me. Remember when? Don't anybody's talking. I ain't going. Remember when those California people were here and they brought that snake wrangler to, he was going to grab a cotton mouth behind the head. Remember how that turned out?

Yeah, I didn't. He grabbed the, did you get bit? He decided not to grab him back. He got off of it. Yeah. Phil said, I don't know about you. He said, you ain't got but nine fingers. Yeah.

They did. I remember that guy. Yeah, Phil said, you ain't got with nine fingers. He probably ought not be grabbing one. these cotton mouse. That's not the... Oh, Mike. Mike with a lot.

What was the people that come to exterminators or somebody? Billy the exterminator. Yeah, Billy the exterminator. Phil invited him on the show. And we filmed them. Oh, I'm aware, because me and Phil went and caught cockp mouse a day before

because they was worried they wasn't going to encounter. And I was like, no, I never looked. This place down here thick. Hey, yeah, they planted them. No, we didn't, because we didn't have to. Well, I'm just saying. But we had them. Just in case.

Martin and Phil are standing outside of the blind. Phil's got that AR-15 loaded with two clips, 30 rounds of piece. Okay, and Phil is giving a play-by-play. He said, well, right now they just stepped onto the boat run. And you hear, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah. Well, they run into the first cotton mouth. Yeah. Then he said, okay, they just climbed in the kitchen area.

I can hear them. He said, boy, I sure hope they don't hit a tube before. Just got a big bunch of purple tail washed on it. By that time, it's just a stampede out of the blind. Well, one of them is allergic to wasst. Yeah. He looked like the elephant man. He got to start right between eyes.

It just all over his face. He'd come out looking like the elephant man. I'm serious. He didn't have an epipede. Oh, they hadn't rush him to the hospital. That seems like a bad business to go into if you're allergic to loss. If you're allergic, you shouldn't be an exterminator. No.

You should go work at a bank or something. Yeah, so usually at the end of their show of the extermination. You obviously didn't meet these guys. He always adds to me, hey, nothing was, none of these animals were hurt or anything like that. We just caught them and then moved them to a new location. At the end of this one that says, hey, mission aborted. Mission aborted. Phil.

They're leaving, and Phil said, hey, guys, wait a minute, this is just the first blind. I've got 15 more y'all need to clear. Well, you know what the cool thing is, Sao wasn't even there, but he can tell that story better. There's nobody but me and Phil there. And anybody who was on the premises. Wasn't nobody but me and Phil. Well, they told me about it.

They told me about it. He showed me some of the footage at the house. What side didn't tell you was typical Phil. When we got done, we had them snakes that we caught the day before. And Phil said, now look, I know y'all ended up removing these things. He said, let me show you how we handle them. He said, Martin dump them out. And I had them in an ice chest back air cold.

We're at the boathouse. And I just took it a bag. You were there? Yeah, we were at the boat house. I took that bag and dumped it out, and all five of them cotton mouse right there. And Phil just took out AR and just emptied the magazine on it. Into the dirt right there blowing pieces of mud.

And they didn't even get nobody warning. So how did you, it's your, bo-b-b-b-b-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah. All that people on that TV crew started scattering. They gone. And I'm over there like this. That's like, I couldn't hear nothing. He doesn't wrong my ears. No, no.

I'm over like, I sound like I'm in a room with bells. And he just had that feel grin on his face. He never said a word after. He just had that grin on his face. He just, he looked. It was pieces of cotton mouth that flew everywhere. Oh, Phil, he's all about shock and awe. That's same way he preaches.

Oh, that's right. Pandus commercials. Yay, Italian. Yeah, Italian. Oh, well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. What kind of gun did he shoot that day that was all the... Oh, that was a fully automatic.

No, that was... No, that was... M16. No, it was in the L.M. 16. But I ain't the same thing. Bill was shooting the snakes with him. He's got an AR-15. Okay.

It's a 223. Yeah. Yeah, that thing was like. Did you tell Martin about having the whole side? Because he was coming back like that. That was a 223. He was shooting old evil I had it fully automatic. I had forgotten.

He started at the target and ended up right here. No, I did. Yes, he did. Oh, I got the video. I kept it on that battle. You're telling a lie. And I saw a jay shot one time with his pistol. This like that new commercial.

We're going to throw the challenge flag. Let's see what really happened. We got video? Oh, yeah. But we got a video. Hey, I stayed on the mound of dirt that I was shooting at. Never. Now, I was walking backwards because being,

being that the M-16 was dancing. Yeah. And the M-16 was leading. Hey, I was actually filming it, and I was lucky I didn't get shot. I'm serious. I'm telling the truth. Hey, hey, it thing started dancing and all I could do. He said, thought, why didn't you take your finger off the trigger?

I said, good. We're going to watch a video. Oh, way. I can't wait for watching. Well, I stayed on the dirt. A big miss. famous deer miss I missed him by two deer high oh no I was brain dead that day I was brain dead I missed him by two deer high if I had been hooked up to a monitor it would have been a

blight just a straight line yeah beep this thing we got to find this oh here it is here it is You took off running. It is good. It's done for a good. All right. It's just, I forgot, I had shot it in 20 years.

I forgot how much power or 30 rounds going all half. Yeah, straight backers? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody. You know?

Oh, I took about three steps backwards, but I did. I kept it on the man. What you got? We're doing a podcast. What? We're doing a podcast.

BK. Oh, well, who's picking me up? Uh-oh. From school? I guess Joe... Joe Mama. Mama said you was. Oh, I forgot I had a podcast.

He's out. Just waiting out. We ain't got me two more sections. All right, she's calling me now. All right. Boy, I think he's been in trouble. Who was that, Corley? Oh, that was a bullfrog.

That was beat bullfrog. Bullfrog. So today ain't a day to ask now? for a peanut butter pie. All right. In the dog house, boy. He's sleeping with the dogs tonight. That's right.

We got a new dog. I'm kind of parcel that dog. Oh, y'all got a new one? We got a blue healer. Oh, okay. All right. Martin, did you see this? Like a movie.

No, I couldn't see it. This is right. That's good. Watch the stone. Yeah. Ston's like. It looks over at the camera all mad. Stahl said I better stay behind that barrel.

Yeah. I looked up and I was down rain. Good. Don't said, give me that gun. He's the old man. That's America right there. Yeah, he went for a ride. I said, hey, I said, boy, I was dancing with his TM16.

I said, all the bad thing about was, the M16 was leading. He wasn't going to let off that trigger, though. No. No, you can't. I did keep it right on the mound, though. He did. You did, you kept at level. Upon further reviews.

You just was going out. You went from a 20-yard shot to a 40-yard shot. I just was going backwards, but I did keep it right on the dark side. Yeah, you did. That was pretty impressive. Johnny D. You got any Instagram questions in there? I got questions on questions on questions.

What you got? Since everybody's here, you can ask everybody. We don't have to pick and choose. There you go. We can just go with anything. I did have one specifically. Okay, Kylie emails in or Instagram's in. and would love to hear from

Sigh and Stone. Her husband is in the Army and what's the best advice they can give? That's a tough one. That's pretty broad. Well, the best marriage advice? I mean...

It just says Army Life advice and best basis. So he's a full-time Army. Yeah. You know, are they newlyweds? Don't know. Probably so. Probably young. Uh, that's tough.

It's tough. First, this is for your husband. Hey, dude, keep your head down. Okay. Be safe while you're out there serving our nation and we appreciate you doing it. Yeah. Okay. Number two, when you are together, do not waste your time.

That's right. Okay. When you're together, because every time when you're deployed and mama's got to stay home. Okay. Make sure you writer. Okay. Or nowadays you've got technology you can actually FaceTime her. Okay.

So but keep in contact, especially if you have children, you know, because I've been seeing that they got even more technology so that, you know, fathers don't, you know, miss out their kids growing up when they're deployed. Yeah. That's awesome advice right there. Just make every minute count that you're together. And because, you know, the spouse also serves just as much as the military member. Probably more.

I take, I say, it's more. They sacrifice a lot for our country and we are so appreciative of what you do. So, yeah, just make the most of the time you have together. Enjoy it, cherish it. It takes a lot, take lots of pictures. You know, that's about as good as advice. You're a picture taker. I've learned that about you over the years.

Well, I like to document. Uh-huh. memories. You know, every piece of tax there, me, I put on the wall, it's not to put up there to brag about, it's to remind me of the memory that happened that day. Most of them he's got pictures with, and like a deer is the mouth there,

and then the picture's under it. Yeah. Especially with my hunting partner. My hunting and fishing partner is his daughter. Who's stuck in school. Yeah. They don't have a ride. And they decide to come pick her up.

about 90% of the time she straps me on whatever we're doing. So I said, let her wait. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Make her wait, boys. He's always teaching both of us patience. Oh, yeah. Okay, because we're in the boat.

You know, he's motoring. Okay, he's the captain. He's motored. Me and B.K. are sitting there with a rod mill like this. Both of them sitting there with a pole in her hand. I'll tell you. I was just respect. As soon as he shuts the motor off, we're starting.

He said, wait, I'm not done yet. got to get old you know i gotta mark them i gotta get the position with the win all that you know me and big care going can you hurry up yeah and patient side but y'all are a lot better you used to be children patient children but no that's that's that's really good advice all right here's here's a short one and i don't know why somebody would ask this but air t d asked what is uncle's size blood pressure i don't you wouldn't believe it's about one 120 over what? I don't know.

70? 75 normally. Perfect. I'm serious. It's right at 120 over something, 75 or 70. There you go. Every time I take, every time I don't know why they would ask that. They look at him and say,

Good grief, that's so good. You probably would have been a better question for you to ask him after he got through shooting them jacks. Oh, no. Right before he pulled the trigger on that guy. Oh, yeah. I bet it was a little elevated. Well, I don't know. He didn't even know that one had antlers.

No. Well, no, hey, I keep telling you. No, we really should have checked it on that one where he missed a deer by three deer. Oh, no, look, I didn't tell him, if I would have been on a heart monitor or a brain monitor, it would be just bl-beep. Flat-line. I was brain-dead. Because, look, I didn't, you know, you're supposed to squeeze the trigger? No, it's one of the deal.

Well, knowing what I know now, I'm not even sure you saw the deer. He didn't show up. I'm just glad I felt the way your eyes were. I saw her, but I shot 12. foot over her head. Okay, because I did this. And the rifle done this. When the deer don't move, that's how you know you miss bad.

They're like, what? What was that? Yeah, the deer's kind of saying, Oh, wow. Yeah, I heard of buzz. They're mean this time of year. You got one more? One more.

Quick one. Kelly did ask if we can, I feel like this is kind of a shot at all of us. That's fine. Could we get an episode of Wives, no boys, I would love to hear them uninterrupted. Talk about the men. No. No, that ain't heard.

Let's vote it down. Let's vote it down right now. Bad idea, Kelly. Thumb's down, boys. Not going to happen. And we would edit it heavily if it were to. It's better if the women are there and then they can fact check it. Because as we all know,

because I believe they used to be a good workforce. They didn't prove me not to be the biggest liar in the world. Women, as important to say, women used to really contribute to society. Did you hear what he said that day? They used to be something. Yeah, that's what he said the other day. Y'all, you was here. Y'all weren't.

So I said, you know, they really used, them women really used to be a good work for us. That was exactly what he said. Back when they picked the ducks and made fellas out of. Yeah. He said, nowadays they ain't much. They didn't got a little pinky pocket. That's all they do now.

Boy, you think you're in trouble? I said, no, because they all the women know this. I love them to death. Yeah, that's right. We did it. Oh. Well, let's take our. last break we'll come back right after this oh no am i in trouble uh-oh are you what happened

where Anna's at the chiropractor I got to go all right you won't leave now you go if you need to seriously yeah go get your kid I gotta go pick my kids if you gotta go pick up kids oh I'm in trouble now my next question from emails is just about those glasses sidewheres I hope you're good I hope she ain't whoop nobody oh that's what happened a date when he gets home. Well, Stowe and that's fun. You see, this is real life. You all, y'all wonder how much this does that.

He just left to go get his kit, but he took his temperware with him. I saw that. Oh, he's going to bring something back. Hey, that's the only way you can fill it up is if you take it with you. That's right. Bye, Johnny D. Hello at Duckcallroom.com. That's the email address.

What is in that inbox this week? All right. Well, Pacey from Kansas emails in. P.A. P-A-C-E-Y. I like it. Casey and the sunshine boys? Yeah.

Well, Pacey. Pacey. Pacey. Not Casey. Okay. She asked, does I see everything in green with those glasses? No, it's clear. Unless you look at a food ploss.

It's clear. It's clear. It's clear. It's clear. How can it be clear? How am I telling you? That's not clear? That is clear.

That is clearly chartreuse. they're clearly very dirty. How do you see anything? Martin, you look ridiculous. Well, duh. I don't look no more ridiculous than him. Hey, you look good. It makes your ass get big.

I know that. You got the bad battle vision look, son. I'm going to sue somebody. That guy would look through it, bro. Let don't blue eyes look through them. What color does blue and green make? Godwin got yellow eyes.

Is that real bad green for you? It's green. Yeah. Well, I know, but it's young. It's shower, too. It's bright. I need to go with the doctor. Y'all need to go see Dr. Parker.

Them things are dirty. You need to take a cloth to it. Hey, look, I'll wash them out every night. Do you dry them? I've got so used to them. It ain't Friday. Well, I'm telling you, I've got so used to them that don't look that green to me. Yeah.

I don't know this. Yes, it's great. That actually ain't really, really green. This makes it really, really green. Yeah, you like it. Pacey, I can confirm you do see green when you look through those. That's exactly right. They have shot me down on it.

Okay, you actually see green through green glasses. Yeah. Shocker. Yeah. It's a shocking development. Okay, Sarah emails in. Sarah from Oregon, and she said, yes, normal God-fearing people. There's a trail goes up there.

Really do live in Oregon. Yeah, I've spoke up there before. And I've been to Oregon. Did I go to Oregon with you? Uh-uh. Where do we go? Spokane. Washington.

Spokane. Rain. Seattle. Rain. Rain. I'm in Seattle. That's north of that. Okay.

Rain. Back to Oregon. Back to Oregon. Well, we're going to Oregon. we can come back here to Louisiana. So she listened to the podcast, never missed the episode. Her daughter's in the fourth grade, and every year, each fourth grader is assigned a state. They conduct research, put together the cool poster of whatever state you got.

She got Louisiana? Well, she really wanted Hawaii. But she got Louisiana, and so she's all sad. Hawaii would have been easy. All you needed was a rock for that. Got a lot of good stuff when you do the research, you'll find that out. About Louisiana? Yeah.

That's what she's asking for our hands. help with the project on Louisiana. Just cut out a picture aside in the shape of Louisiana. Boom. What else you need? That New Orleans. A plus. You don't want to visit it, okay, but I mean, hey, it's got some good stuff.

It's not for living there. It's just for looking at. Just for passing through. That's right. It's a good place to visit. There are two states here. Hey, you don't want to come to Mardi Gras. That's a wild time when it's Mardi Gras.

Especially fourth grader. Oh, who. Fourth grade. Do you have any? What, so, sigh? You need crawfish, crawfish, rice, the booze. One of my favorite places on this planet.

Redfish. It's down at the very, yeah, it's where at the bottom of Louisiana where the Gulf of, or the Mississippi River runs into the Gulf of Mexico. That's pretty neat. That is the coolest place. That's a good place to visit. But overall, I don't blame you for being upset if you wanted Hawaii and ended up with the boot. I can see why you're upset if you got New York.

Until you take the cost of living here. Oh, the food. The food. You got it. And French heritage. I mean, there's going to be a lot of stuff you learn. There's a lot of stuff that you can learn that is very interesting. Like we're the only state that has parishes instead of counties.

That's right. On your poster board. You know, when I was in fourth grade, I didn't even know what a county was. And half of them, you probably can't even pronounce. And that's fine. That's true. Because I got like 17 letters at them. Us rednecks up here getting trouble by all them from talking about Tangapahoa and all that stuff down there.

Tangipoa? Yeah. Is that not how you say? I don't know. Feliciana. I mean, there's all kinds of them down there. Once you go below I-10, though, that's like a whole different world. That's even different.

Yeah. That's them bad boys down there. According to them, we're just north Arkansas or south Arkansas is what we are to them. They're Louisiana. Streetport is east-town. I'll give you a comparison. Like if you fish on. a little pond or a little stream, then you go fish the ocean for deep sea fishing and all that,

they're two totally different worlds. Okay, they really are. Above I-10 and below. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's too, and it's a very noticeable. Oh, it's different. Yeah, we're way friendly.

Yeah. We're just about eat everything here. That's right. Hey, look, that's what the Bible says. Hey, if you any, your walks, swims or crawls, hey, kill it and kill it. Jack? Yeah, boy. That's pretty much what happened.

Thank you for saying that. Hold on. What name did you just say? Jack. Jack again? We got 17 Instagram questions. Like, people are asking where, Zach, where did Jack come from? We have tried to figure that out.

They come out from behind that tree over. No, no, we have tried to figure that out. We've been looking for him for a long time. And we have no. ideal when it started. The only thing we do know is he's common to run with a bunch of other fellows and side just refers to him

collectively as the boys. Boys. Hey boys. Oh, boys. He talks to him a lot while he's here and eight. Okay. Me and the boys go everywhere. Especially the year. That's all the jacks put together. Multiple jacks.

Okay, boys. Just nests, boys. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. And then I walk in the made nobody in a resai. Well, that was like that film we're doing. You walk in the bathroom?

If he's talking to that many people, I gotta go see who it is. And ain't ever nobody but him. For a southern hour. They film me, and I'm talking about it. They're going to order to get rid of. I said, well, what did y'all do? I was three for three. It goes off for an hour.

Then at the end of it, the guy hands the camera to the blind. I'm the only one there. Yeah, we did film side, Duck, Duck, cut by itself one morning, rather than the cameraman. Corey used to tell a funny story when when Si would get to the poker game early at Willie's. I was always sure. And he deal the boys in. Okay, boys, here you

go. And then he'd go from seat to seat and play there. Yeah, he'd play an hour. Cheating. Looking at it. And still got me. I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm looking at this end of somebody like, I raise you 25. I get over. I said, you, that's a bluff. I call it.

Cy would get there so early, like when everybody got there, the chips were counted, cards were ready. Like, all you had to do is walk in and sit down. Si had it. Zai was the, like the greenskeeper. Soon they all was going to come in and a dental card. Corey was like, I thought they all got there early. I heard them all talking.

I walked in. It was just sigh. Bella probably. Hold on. There's a story about Bella that's like, who's that weird man? It was ever sure I have some little comment about it. Tell me, are you really, are you really betting that most? Was that stupid hand you got?

I know, you ain't got nothing. And he knew what it was. How's that? He knew what it was. All right. We got one more? Yeah, one more. All right, Spencer.

This one's interesting to me, but I'm a hoarder. What's one thing from your childhood you wish you would have kept? Martin? I started to say something goofy. Oh, I got something. Do you? My grandpa, we were going through stuff at his house, and there was a cigar box.

And it had cards, like the old menu cards, you know. And it had a pitcher. And it was baseball stat. And he coached Cleveland Indians. Not the major league, but... Minor league. Something like in there. Probably minor league.

There ain't no telling whose pitcher was there. You know, if you'd have kept that, missed it again. Missed it again. No, no, no. Every time someone brings up... grandfather, I get just angry because I didn't get to know man. He's the one of them. To me, especially when I see guys that are talking about their grandfather,

all the stuff they learned and all the time they spent with him and what he taught him. And I didn't get that chance because they didn't get to know either one of them. Because the grandparents, grandmama and granddad, gives kids, They've got time to take time to be with them and actually tell them about, you know, when I was growing up, you know, it was horse and buggy days, horse and wagon days. Yeah.

There you go. Back in the... I remember the sandwiches. They'd make bill sandwiches and they'd put butter on the bread instead of mayo. Oh, yeah. I remember that? I'm all for that option.

I was like... Butter rules. Yeah. It was good. I don't think they're not like a grandfather or a great-o. grandmother that alive that didn't eat cornbread in buttermil. Oh, yeah, they did that dip in.

No, no. The leftover cornbread from lunch. Because Mamma made a pan of cornbread every day. There are two things you could depend on being on my mom's stove every day. A pot of peas and a thing cornbread. My grandmother. Just in case somebody come on every day. Okay.

There was a pot of peas. It was pento beans. Pinto beans and cornbread. They grew some in the purple whole peas. Well, you staff, and said, you know, come on, what do you, you know, that's a six-quart border of beans you just cooked. What do you,

go on, somebody might come by, they might need the meal. There you go. You know they'll be hung up. There wasn't a day it went by that somebody out of the family or he just that newer stopped buying. Hey, you got any beans and rice and cornbread? My favorite part,

she used to take her an hour to get dressed to go to walk. She afraid somebody may see her. Now you go to Walmart. And then people ain't even been awake for an hour. I mean, but she did. She had that hair, that permed hair all highed up, you know, like. Just in case she saw somebody from church, she didn't want to think bad. My papal.

That's in my old school Baptist. Not lipstick, red lipstick on corn. Yeah, nobody going to say that. No. You ain't going to see my hair down. My papal did the cornbread. and buttermilk thing, but he would pour me a glass of regular milk. And I was like, I cannot join you in this buttermilk thing.

Yeah, it don't taste nothing like butter. No. Or milk. No. There's something wrong with it. It's just meant to soak some backstraps in. Yeah, and then get rid of it. It's all this meant for.

They get rid of it. I put some buttermilk in some cornbread I made the other day, but then it cooks it. Yeah. It's like blue cheese. Yeah. You cook with it, it's all. Yeah. You eat it right there by itself.

I got questions. Lots of them. I put bacon powder in there, too. I'm not just eating spoonful. I ain't going to take a snort of that or not. All right, what's the Bible verse? Hey, all six of us were here today. And so I think I got a pretty good one, you know, because this was fun.

It's just like fathers take care of your children, don't forget them at school pickup. We can really throw some shaded stone right now. Oh, yeah. We won't do that. That's terrible. That's terrible. well tell me if I was what the birds were that's funny

well actually it was about building each other up as brothers no ah godfam it actually is oh that's good I have two of them

first Thessalonians 511 therefore encourage one another and build each other up just as in fact you're doing and that's what Oh we encourage him to get the heck out of here yeah Go get up

and shal up And then the other one is Psalms 133-1. Behold how good and pleasant it is when the brothers dwell in unity. We got a pretty good thing going here. We're all friends and I really enjoy it. Let's do it again.