Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Meets Mountain Man’s New Girlfriend & Has Serious Questions

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

Uncle Si brings the house down at his karaoke birthday bash—with a mic in one hand and his oxygen mask in the other. Mountain Man surprises everyone with a new girlfriend with a curious dating history, and Godwin gets sweet reflecting on quiet mornings with Miss Paula. Martin learns about a baby name that blows his mind, John-David uncovers a serious case of mistaken identity thanks to Google, and the guys debate the internet’s wildest question: could 100 men take down a gorilla? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where are we going, Martin? Oh. Should we just start the show and see what happens? All right, welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We are in here for a slyless podcast, Silas, not Silas, which is his name. I got his headphones on. So there's a certain... I promise I'll keep the mic right here.

Hey! Oh, you spelled your call. There you go. Hunter just had a heart attack. That was the best sigh impression I've seen in years. Yeah, God was getting into character. Oh, yeah. He said, hey, and then beat up everything on this desk.

Nailed it. Before y'all start any clamoring or complaining or whatever, Sigh's not sick, there's nothing wrong with him. He's just old and needs a break. We're going to do that from time to time. He isn't a great... Well, also, he's absolutely worn out from singing. He is.

Cut him. Because his birthday party was karaoke. His birthday party was karaoke? It was. And then our friend Clara came in and swept the old man off his feet. Yeah, he may be at home strumming on his guitar thing, but making a return after that, you know. I want to watch that and see how she's saying.

Oh, she's good. You'll love it, Gawber. I know you. You'll love it. But Cy's taking a break. Yeah, he's taking a break. Look, he's filming a lot for Duck Dynasty, the Revival. You know why ants don't get ill?

Because they live in a hill? Some antibodies. Antibodies. God, I love it. You can tell Godwin spent a lot of time alone. Garvin, today is your birthday, right? Yours too. I know.

What did you get, Miss Paula? I, uh, nothing. Oh, this is going to be magical. He said nothing. Swing by on your way home. I felt her some coffee this morning. Yeah. We watched TV together.

I built her a second cup of coffee and made her some toast. Oh, look at you She sure looks good In the morning? Yeah, I was sitting there looking at her. I was sitting in my chair And she was on the couch And she reads a devotional every morning

While she's drinking her coffee And I was looking at And I was thinking Thank you, Jesus Yeah Boy, ain't that the truth? And my son-in-law's birthday Is that all?

Oh, it's Cecilia's birthday. Okay. Yeah, the last week of April for whatever reason, reason. A lot of people born this. I don't know what people celebrate roughly 40 weeks prior to this.

Your wives, son-in-law, my son, Cy, Willie, Missy, Phil. I got a couple more buddies, too, that their wives' birthdays this week. I just wonder why we marry all these toruses

if you go back and look at the horoscope because they wild, man. Oh, they're wild. They lippy. Carter was supposed to be born right now. He showed up a little early. He showed up a couple months early.

Which fits his personality. He's on time. He's always ahead of the scene. That dude was in the car this morning, waiting on everybody else to go to school. He was like, Dad, we're going to be late. Chop, chop, chop. You're not going to be late. He goes, I'm going to get in the car.

I said, well, see you this evening. Was he in the front seat? No. He wants to be, though. He thinks because he's bigger than a few adults we know. He's allowed to sit in the front seat. front seat now. I don't blame him, let him go up there, man. That's kind of my point. Allison got mad at me for letting him ride in the front seat, just through town the other day.

And I was like, he's bigger than some people I know that drive. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we're, I think it's okay. I think it's a size thing more than an age thing. Plus, I'd like, Carter would probably be a pretty good DJ, man. Nope. It's hotter. It is. He is a terrible DJ. He is a terrible DJ. I had my little jacket on. I was prepared for that air vent to be blowing right down my back. And it ain't. Eyes cold with Ms. Clara the other days. This is the hottest room in America. Well, it's just, it's not consistent.

Like, it's, it's incredibly inconsistent. But no, yeah, it was, we went to Iron Cactus last night. Mom kept the boys. Oh, did you? Because we can't go tonight because she plays piano church. What did you? Did you get the Jaystone special? No.

You didn't? No, I just got, well, I got them fronchos because I got to, because that's the, the Brad McNeely special. Yeah, look, if you all on a rest. Franchos. No, time out. If y'all own a restaurant out here. Listen to this.

And you're wondering what to do with your cheese fries. Or if you don't have cheese fries, get them, A. Step one. But B, make nachos out of French fries. Now, that's a good idea. And call them frachos. My buddy Brad. That's what I do if I was you.

Yes. My buddy Brad, not the owner of Iron Cactus Brad, but my buddy Brad, what's his business's name? I give a. Brad, I'm sorry. Call me if you ever need a port-a-potty, I'll put you in touch with Brad. He's awesome. Can't remember the name of it, though. But he would always go to Iron Cactus, and he would order nachos and French fries,

and then just dump the plate over. Yeah. And then Brad, the owner, was like, that should just be a menu out of it. Yeah. Yeah, we ate with all the blue hairs. We were there when they unlocked the doors last night. It was great. Like, there was nobody in there.

We were back home at, like, six. Find a parking place. Oh, yeah. You got the senior special. Well, no. They wasn't no discount for being there early. But I get the senior discount. I had a boy.

You asked me, I used to be all been out of shape when they'd say that. Hey, I earned that. Yeah, you made it. Wait, you used to be bent out of shape when people would give other people a senior discount? No, when, you know, you get stuff in the mail and, you know, all this, you get. A, R.P. Yeah, yeah, all. Heck no.

Give it to me, son. Give me that discount. Getting that discount. Hey, I don't have to pay for drinks at Newt. What? Really? You get free tea. We'll be there tonight.

At about 6 o'clock. At 30. Okay. Well, I was trying to let you eat first. 5.30. Yeah, because church starts at 6. I can't wait to not work till 6 every day. Whatever y'all are all doing at 5 and 5.30 sounds magical.

I'm trying to talk to toddlers into eating something that they just absolutely refuse. Yesterday at six. That's what I do between hours of five and six. What were you doing? Fishing. Fishing? Oh, I ate some croppy tacos last night, God, one. Good.

So good. Allison be slinging on that pit balls. Hey, there you go. She had them on that griddle. The whole griddle was covered in croppy filets. Praise God from that. That is how you know you're living right there. Then she looked at me and she was like, man, I'm so glad Drew can do this.

My brother-in-law said, well, I could too. If you let me. She goes, well, you know. ever do? I said, I'm supposed to be able to do this. It hurt my feelings. Brittany keep telling me she won't go fishing.

I said, well, I like that. We got them kids now, man. I don't know what to tell you. And plus, I only fish during the week. I don't fish on a weekend. That's rough. Yeah, there's just too many people out there on the weekends. Oh, good day.

I take a day generally one day a week and go fishing. Like, that's just, that's where I'm at. But people don't really like it when we talk about fishing. We'll move on. Well, I'm excited for this weekend because I'm actually going with Sye on a fishing trip. Now, that's fun. That's fun. Yes, that is a good time.

As long as you don't mind being the deckhand, that is very fun. Trust me, I am the gopher and the servant. That's it. I'm going to carry everything. I'm going to whatever he needs me to do, I always do. Three times, right. Take his fish, y'all. All the things.

All the things. But this is the 10th year that Sye has been kind of. kind of the face behind the skeet shoot, trap shoot for Homes of Hope. Yeah. I mean, 10 years, that's... He's been doing that 10 years now? 10 years. And so he's a big part of those kids' lives.

That's awesome. He does some incredible things. I'm glad to be a part of it. Oh, he does. Which another reason he needs a day off. He needs to rest before all that. Because the thing about these appearances, when you get there, you're in character the whole time you're there, which you don't understand.

That's exhausting. Yeah. Like, I mean, it just... It turns off. You get no. no downtime like unless somebody now sigh will because he'll just leave and go take a nap but i've never seen anybody like sigh when it comes to just leaving yeah we were at the party i didn't tell y'all this the other day when we had sigh's birthday party and he got up and was karaoke and the first thing he said

when i said do you want to get up and sing with every michael's he said ha no no i'm good yeah right that made me i knew then he wanted to sing so i pulled the chair right up and he goes right behind me it sits down he starts singing and says somebody bring me my oxygen somebody bring me my oxygen and he stayed there and sang the whole time oh that's funny but that's yeah no he'll sigh i leave on you now you just you look up and he's gone he is gone he left his own birthday party like that he left his own birthday party i said because they were having a poker tournament afterward and he wanted to play in it well he got up and he said all right boys that's that's all he said he's walking out the door and i run and get him i said sigh i said hold on

We want to take some pictures and, you know, we still got to blow out the birthday cake. Well, let's get at the show on the road. Let's go. Let's go. I said, you can't even go into the building we're talking about because the guy that wants it is in there eating crawfish. He's like, yep, well, hey, he needs to hurry up. Here's my favorite part of Sy's birthday party.

It was tried to be incognito. And it's Ben's his birthday. And I passed by the burger grind because Benz wanted to go to the mall. For his birthday? He's like a shopping spree at the mall or just? No, he just, he heard about it. him. Oh. He hears their, I guess he watched an 80s movie or something. It was like, let's go to the mall. And I was like, okay. Okay. And we couldn't find anything to buy because it's the mall.

But we're passing by at like noon and it says on Burger Ground, happy at birthday, Uncle size. Like, well, we're being real inconspicuous about size birthday party this year. And on the way back, we swung in. But I was like, this dude's just written out whole restaurants for his 77th birthday. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means. more outside cooking and y'all know we love to eat beef around here and that's what because of our friends over at tritels beef makes such a good product baby ain't it good it's so good it's our friend sall robertson would say buy on the grill look before we got tritels getting ready for a cookout man somebody had to run the grocery store do all the things grab whatever was left in case you were late

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Dock. Support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Did you go? Yeah, I went. Oh, what's up? Yeah, I just hung out with Kate and Jay. Oh, okay. Why were you so late?

I didn't see you there. uh oh i'm just kidding i was there for very short of my i i showed up hug side took a picture told him having birthday and then i had a nine year old i was playing mortal combat and i lost track of time that's a good reason anyway let's tell my cat game oh yeah really it's it's fun anyway mountain man he showed up with a lady who's this lady on his arm so that lady i'll send you a picture johnny d so that's when i when i when i met her uh he said it was a good deflection by the way Well, this is my girlfriend. I said, okay.

She, you might recognize her. She used to date Turtle Man. Oh, no. From swamp people? No, Turtle Man was his own thing. Yeah. So, I said, okay, all right. But, I mean, hey, they get along great.

And so she just. She hadn't liver punched him yet? She may have. I know this. Nobody can out eat Mountain Man as far as eating crawfish. Well, not when... Nobody can out eat 30 pounds. Nobody can out eat Mountain Man when it's free.

There he is, boys. What was he eating fast? What was he doing in town? No. He came for his birthday. He just came for that? Yeah, they came for a time. So he...

Ain't even in a while. No, I ain't either. He seems to be doing good. He's starting a new podcast. I noticed he started posting on Facebook again. Yeah. Or he's at least commenting on my stuff on Facebook again. So I'm like, oh, okay, you sliding back in, you sliding back into the algorithm.

I see you, Mountain Dog. Somebody running your stuff and understands this now. Okay, I get it. And old Jace came by for a little while. Did he? Yeah. Good. So I was he.

He showed up for the poker tournament? No, he didn't show up for the poker tournament. But a old stone came, Anna and Stone. Well, you knew they'd be there. Well, that's good. I'm glad you had a good time. Galvin, I saw you, speaking of social media, I saw you had a pretty, pretty cool thing happened since you've been here last, huh?

What? Were your son-in-law? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I saw a picture, man. That's awesome. That's great. I need that picture to put up.

Yeah, that was that man's retreat. Okay. He finally, what got him was realizing that we put weight on sin, but God don't. Okay. So, you know, I ain't doing too bad. But sin or sin. But anyway, that's what got him. And he told me that he was 30 years old and Jesus was 30 years old when he got baptized.

And John baptized. So you were John the Baptist in that moment. He should make it. Yeah. Hey, good thing he didn't buy you a plane ticket and take you to the Jordan River, right? Yeah, I know. That would have been a cool. that'd have been a long commute yeah that'd have been a while what you're trying to find i'm trying to find

i've seen the photo i don't know i saw it via joanna's instagram but galvan had shared it uh that's how i saw it you found but uh i'm gonna find no man that's awesome that's uh that's a big there we go because i know you and paula prayed over johanna to find that kind of man right so that's cool Yeah, we've been praying for him since she was born. Yeah. Man, that's great, John. Yeah, that's cool. God would put her with a man that loved God and loved her.

So he finally did it. It was pretty awesome. There you go. And it's easier for you, huh? You've lost a little weight. You're a little bit stronger. Yeah. But I got in there.

It was just him, and then Fultonbury coming around the corner said, you got two more. So that was pretty cool. Hey, let's stay in here. John, the baptizer. I told him, come on. Said anybody else, the water's fine. Yeah, come on in, boys.

The water is fine. No, that's awesome. No, it was. It was a pretty special day. Yeah, that's cool, man. Big weekend. John, when you said that, you could have heard me laughing in the back because I'll just bust it out loud laughing.

Oh. And you said, if anybody else, I'll wait until y'all get up here. Yeah. He said, I ain't going nowhere. Yeah. I got nowhere to be, boys, and I got these waiters on. Let's roll. I already got them on.

Yeah, I already got them, so let's roll. No, that's awesome, man. That's a cool moment when you work on somebody and all that thing, and finally you see it. So men's retreat got another one. I still ain't going. Well, I didn't. We ain't never getting Martin.

I didn't want to go either, but I'm glad I did. Yeah. That was pretty awesome. You got to play the slow game on Mark. We're going to get him one day, Godwin. It was awesome. I guess it's just me and you. You ain't been?

You ain't been neither? We've been, but. Stay strong. But me and I were speaking. That's what I'm saying. I'm generally the entertainment at those things. I mean, yeah, it's so different. Yeah, it's just, yeah.

It's not the same thing. No, it's, it's good. But it's a secret so we can't tell you. River ruse, we can't talk about it. Yeah. I tell you everything. I ran two of them. Yeah.

If y'all want to know something, when the cameras are off, I'll tell you the whole spill, it's Jesus and then you remove distractions and you see what happens. That's the whole spill. Yeah, that's good. I see it. I'm glad, man. I think they're very worthy. Oh, yeah.

I think they're awesome. I'm glad that y'all do them. I'm very thankful that y'all do them. One time somebody said, Martin, you coming on this men's retreat? He looked down and said, I'm more of a stand-your-ground kind of fella. I ain't much on retreating. I got to armor a God on. Let's fight.

You want to fight, let's fight. Hey, one thing, you ain't good. Yeah. Well, that's how you get everybody, right? If you feed them good, then you get them all relaxed, and then next thing you know. But, hey, I think they are great. It's not a camp out kind of feller. We're going to give you a bed and everything.

No, that's fine. Air conditioning. Yeah, good. I'm glad. Hey, now, you know how we get them? Brittany, going to go on one of them women's retreats because last I checked, Brittany's calendar is full of women's Bible studies and everything. else under the sun right now.

Ooh, buddy. There's thime around the table. Yeah, which is your mother-in-law's deal. They have a Bible study and learn how to cook something that they claim's healthy, but it probably don't taste good. And then... It looks good. She always bring home leftovers.

I don't ever eat it, but... It always looks good. I know. That is it? Yeah. That's how you lose weight. You just quit eating everything that's good. There you go.

You want. People always ask... Secret to weight loss right there. Just stop. Everything you like, don't eat that no more. That's out. People ask me how I lost weight. I'm like, well, I'm hungry right now.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got to stay hungry. Yeah. No, that's part of it. Now, Martin will retreat one day. Philip, you'd be easy to talk into. Oh, yeah.

You just need a calendar open. Yeah, all I need is some time to go. You just need Si to leave you alone for a weekend. Yeah. I'm going to take Cy with me. I think he would do it. We would have to do it a special way because there's a lot of things he probably couldn't do.

No. Basically. They'd get him, Mary. We'd make it work. Let's talk about that. It'd make it work. when I went I slept next to some dude with a CPAT machine that sounded like he was Darth Vader but like I've been doing that for years I have to see Cy brings his with him so we'll make it work

yeah that one of them thing I always look over to make sure God was blue lights on before I go to bed I ain't kidding you though there's this other dude when I went on a men's retreat they take your phones away you don't know where you go in and and the first night I'm like I shouldn't be here this is not for me I I'm good with my walk with Christ. Like, I might walk home, see you guys later. And I laid down and there was this dude with a ponytail jeans and his shoes on asleep. And he was snoring a noise that I still can't recreate to this day. And I was like, this is wild.

But it changed my whole life, so it was worth it. There you go. I also slept two hours that night. Yes, see. I'm just being honest with you, Mark. I agree. And I'm glad. I'm thankful.

I guess. I don't know. They took my watch. I don't know how long. Oh, you ain't even got a rock. No, watch. No, nothing. You just out there with you and your thoughts.

And it is amazing what you and your thoughts can come up with. Oh, I get caught in them all time. That's why I go fishing. That's why I sit in a deer stand. The deer stand, well, deer stand. You're still playing candy crushing the deer stand. Oh, I need to go to the camp. What you got going on?

I got things that do. Busted water lines. Got to spray down this. Got to spray down his bunk with pasty. Yeah. All the... Hey, that's still worth. I know.

That's what I'm talking about. And it's that time. Have you guys seen the latest argument on the internet? I really, I almost need to save this for side, but we might just ask him another time. Go ahead. Have you seen it? It's all the rage on Elon Musk is formerly known as Twitter, now known as X. Okay.

100 men fighting one gorilla. Bare hands. Somebody said if all 100 men commit, they'd win. 100 men versus one gorilla. Nope. Who wins in a fight? Guerrilla. Guerrilla, you ain't ever going to get 100 men on the same page.

But if they're committed. If they're not going to be. Because one of them is going to think he knows how to do it better. So he's going to lead a little sidebar over here of what to do. Well, they're going to get snuffed out by the gorilla. Yeah. then you're going to have some that like to retreat. You ain't going to have many stand and fight guys.

They're going to retreat. Yeah, he knock about three of them out and they're like, you know what? As soon as he rips that first one's arm off and beats him with it. Yeah, he's like, no. It's going to be a real aha moment come right there. A few tough ones in the beginning. Out of that. No.

Yeah. Do you think 100 people could beat up, could kill one gorilla? 100 people. I don't think so. You give me a rifle. Bear hand. The human factor is once you, like Martin said, when you see arms being torn off people, your motivation starts to deplete.

Yeah, yeah. Then you start playing Survivor. But you're locked in a cage. Yeah, so you're pushing people in front of you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then you start playing Survivor. Self-preservation is real. That's right.

I don't think so. You don't think so? I don't. A gorilla. Godwin? Whose side are you on? How are they going to get a hundred men in a cage with a gorilla? It's going to have to be a large cage.

Oh, it's going to have to be heat. Now, who was bored enough to sit there and think of this equation? I'm going to say boredom wasn't the problem. Oh, okay. I'm going to just guess they were just, you know, they go to La La Land often. Oh, recreational, if you will. Yeah. Okay.

There you go. I think if you got the right 100 people. Oh, yeah. If you got 100 Navy SEALs, okay. Yeah. Like, but you're not. Are there 100 Navy SEALs? I'm sure there's more than that by the time you do.

But just off the street, 100? guys, nope. Yeah, no. Yeah, I'm not part of the equation that can beat the gorilla. Oh, I'm not either. Chief strategist, right? Then you're going to have people in there assigning jobs. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm going to be doing. Now, look, you two guys, y'all get started first, okay? The humans can't even get along good enough to love each other. You think they're going to fight with each other to whip a gorilla? No. They're going to be throwing, they're going to be throwing people out in front of here, have him, have him. But then you're dead. Yeah, but you're lying. Yeah, but you're last.

Well, maybe he's more out, but then. Yeah, maybe he's tired. That's good. He'll go to sleep and then what? You still just got to wait for him and wake up. Oh, we ain't waiting. Let's get that.

That's where we're going to get him. Like, Jay Stone put him in a leg lock or something? Not a chance. That gorilla break him in half. He tried to grab his leg. He's too skinny. Yeah. He ain't, uh-uh.

Ain't happening. And you ain't going to get your arms around his neck. A gorilla. Like, I mean, I'm just guessing. I ain't ever touched a gorilla, but looking at him, I don't know that you can choke him. No, he'd just grab your hand and toss you. Yeah, but hey, get off. I'm pretty sure I'm on the guerrilla side, but I'm trying to come up with the hundred human beings that could do it.

Markle's a trail knows them. Yeah. He knows the right hundred people. Oh, yeah. They would sit together, though. They'd have a plan. You would have to have a brotherhood that is as tight as ticks, which is somebody like the seals or Rangers, some special forces group. ring-berry

that all believe that they're fighting for their brother right beside them and that their brother's fighting for them as well they could do it yeah I believe that

but us normies are out just a hundred human no I'm tell you first morning it gets knocked out you find a way out of there the mission then becomes

escape but you can't well you're in a you're in a WWE cage well let's let me tell me well they escape all the time they climb up to the top

and then come out 100 men. This is, you are not getting out unless the gorilla is dead. Well, then you're going to die tribe. A hundred men, no. Ten crackheads. Wow.

Oh, Lord, have mercy. You know that's true. Yeah. Oh, man. I don't even know. I can't believe it's such a big deal. Yeah. Seems like an easy answer to me. I don't know why there's much debate on. Well, people are making lists. Like, you get Vince Wheelfork, Ray Lillard.

Shaquille O'Neal. No. What? Imagine being in the huddle with Ray Lewis. They're all... And he's telling you, we're going to go rip this gorilla. They're all crowding 60 now. What are they going to do?

Yeah. What are they going to do? Shack going to give him a damn damn Papa John's pizza, try to put him in a food coma. But yeah, no. Are you kidding? Professional athletes? Yeah.

Like they're not some of the most self-consumed people that exist. Oh, goodness gracious, Martin? I mean, really, but they've been... Right, 100. They've been taught to be that way. Especially now in the world of contracts and getting paid, like they are not, you know, I don't think there's a lot of Peyton's left. Peyton who?

Manningfeller. He got paid. Well, he got paid, but I'm saying. Now he's doing Nestle-Tolouse commercials with my cousin. Yeah, for the most part, he kept his core group together, like, for restructuring and all kinds of things. Now it's get paid. I mean, even see it in college sports now.

Like, them boys are like, I'm out, bro. I'm out. We're in a weird transition of all that. Yeah, the college sports has got to be completely redone. Them boys, the NCAA fouled it up again. Yeah, and I think Nick Saban knew it was coming. A hundred percent. You know why?

Because he was on the receiving end of the mega million dollar contracts. He knew what was about to happen. He did. When you gave kids that. Yeah. Because his 70-year-old self was getting that. So he knew. I'm trying to think of what I would have done.

with a gorilla No Well I probably would have had one Actually if you would have given me like $5 million at the age of 18 I would not have a penny of it I don't think

I've always said like I get the people like everybody's like How could you win the lottery and then go broke I'd be like because it's fun Yeah that's a lot of fun Like I would go down in the biggest blaze of glory I would give some money to some things At 18

At 18 no At 35. Oh, at 35, I would totally do it now so I could not have to work again. I would do. Oh, no, I'd be back at work in two years, but those two years would be, y'all'd be like, did y'all see John David riding that giraffe? He finally did what Uncle Si said he was going to do. I would be opening up martin guides.com.

That's right. Me and Gobin would then be, it may just be fish with Gobwin and Martin. I may just have to, you know, we link to each other. Get another boat. You can book either one of us. Like, that's what, at this point right now. You'd be retired. But at 18.

God, bad deal. It is crazy when you really consider the amount of money. Because you're so selfish. But there are some of them that are doing well, the young guys that are doing well, because they have the right leadership behind, which I say that at 18.

That's unsupervised, which my mother would have never let me have been. So I'd probably have 17 IRAs and subsidies. No, my mom. There's plenty of, I mean, you could get what you want, but you know, you're to be smart and invest some of them. Yeah, I'm just, I know myself. Yeah.

Well, you have good people around you, so they wouldn't have let you go on. But I'd have bought a bass boat. I guarantee you. I'd have went and pay cash for something with a 250 on it. And then I'd have wrecked that sucker. I don't go fast. You went to jail again? Yeah, I'd have wrecked that sucker going around a bin somewhere.

I don't know. That's one thing I wouldn't have spent any money on. That would have been like, you want to get a boat motor. I'm fine with a boat. It just needs to go slow. Yeah. Well, don't ride with gobbling. Gobble won't go fast.

I'm that weirdo that people are like, hey, you want to go fishing? And I'm like, how fast do you drive your boat? Like, get it on plane? That's fast you need to go. Most of the places I guess, you only cranky motor to get off the trailer and onto the trailer. I put the trolle motor in for that.

I'm in with you. I don't go fast with Client. No. He just does it when he likes to. When I'm by myself. Yeah. How fast your boat go? 62.

And he knows. if it makes you mildly uncomfortable, he'll look over there at you before he does it. It is fine. And I can go through the S-curves wide open. But I trust Godwin. On the by? On the bay. On the baron. On Darbon. Yeah. John, have you had a lot of customers? I am. Yeah.

He's driving, man. I had 23 trips in Mark. Whoa. And there's only 31 days. And that's good. 17 trip. Are we going tomorrow? What are you going?

Fishing? Huh? I got a little weird yesterday. That's fine. Better than being here. I got a, yeah. I'm going to go on Godwin's return. I'm going tomorrow.

I am going tomorrow. You can talk me into it, too. Yeah. I can't wait. You can even tell Paula she ain't got to make me a image. I don't want to. Give it a night off. I don't want to wish me.

my life away because I'm in the prime of a lot of fun things going on. But man, does waking up in the morning watching TV with my wife and eating toast, and I can't imagine watching TV in the morning. And then I guess I'll go fishing. Well, we check out the news a little bit. I mean, that sounds magical.

And you're going to probably give her a Godwin Cropyrod for her birthday. Oh, two of them. The man's got it figured out. Retirement sounds awesome. Well, it ain't retirement. That boy, I don't let her. I hear you say that. That boy arguably.

I don't know why anybody says you're retired. Because you're having the time of your life. It is pretty awesome getting a fish every day. Yeah. People say, well, you ain't getting to catch fish all the time, but I still got to find them. That's the deal. Finding them. And when they catch something, you can take the old gruffiest, mean-looking man

and let something get on the end of his line, and he smiles all the way to his earloat. That's what I like to see. Amen, buddy. I still feel like that every time something stretches my strength. I know. It just makes me smile. I think that's what you work your whole life for, right?

Just to then bet on yourself at some point. Yeah. Bet on yourself, do what you want to do. I love it. You know, yeah. Heck, yeah. I'm happy for you. I just wish I saw you more.

You have to get on the list. Well, me and Galvin fish different places. He fishes in big poise. and I fish a little ponds. So I like cypress trees and shallow water. And what God went to do, and you got to be comfortable with being out in the middle of the pond.

You got to be comfortable. I've had so many people say, well, I never thought to look for them out here. Yeah. They everywhere. I thought we had to go by the bank. Or is fishing good in the summer? Croppy thing, because I think the spring and that's it.

But croppy, you can fish cropy. all year. Yeah. 12 months. You can fish anything all year. You just got to, yeah, it's just springtime just like anything. That's when it's fun because the weather's nice and then summertime it gets hot. But then you got to deal with wakeboarders and skiers and all them people, jet skiers.

That's when you go. Jet skis are fun. To 12. Yeah. And we go out of there. Or you go at like seven in the evening and fish for an hour and hot. Yeah. But.

Hey, Martin. Huh. Are you on Ancestry.com? I don't think so. Somebody's your fourth cousin. Who? Shelly? Shelly.

They ain't got a last name? Well, I'm sure they do, but I'm not going to. My cousin did a big ancestry thing. Somebody. Long ago to, like, find out our great-great-grandparents or something like that. Somebody from Lafayette sent in a photo of her Ancestry. and she found a relative from here that's a fourth cousin. Its name is Justin Martin,

and she was wondering if it was you. Slide it up there. Let's look at the tree. She don't have any. It just says Justin Martin. You got that blocked off. 1% shared DNA on the parent side. What other side is there besides?

Why are you talking about? We're all 1%? I don't know, man. We're all 1% related. Do you think you could be related to somebody? Yeah. Like we all go back to Noah. so we all 1% related

we do all go back to Noah right but it leads me to my next point have you guys ever Googled the cast of Duck Dynasty oh Lord no oh man we on it no we're not going to talk about we're not going to talk about how I found this I haven't heard this because I got a good story about that nutcase anyway so I don't care if he leap all that out

I don't care if he hears me he come into a local business the other day which I was being a patron of and just made a fool of himself. What? Like, I mean, you'd have thought he was at the synagogue of Jesus flipping over tables. Like, you know. He's very mad. Leave all his name out and stuff.

There's a guy that's in town that's mad at all the churches. Good news for him, he's going to be the only one in heaven. So him and Jesus going to have a lot of time talking. Like, he's the only one. Anyways, this guy posted a picture of the Duck Dynasty cast and was basically kind of blasted him. But he just Googled Duck Dynasty cast. And there's a picture, Kay, Phil, Willie,

C, Corey, Sadie, John Luke, Jace, Missy. Godwin. Godwin's on there. Jace is on there twice. He's such a big star. Willie's on there a couple times. Cole, Al, Rebecca, Sigh. But there's also Justin Martin. Let's see.

There he is. That's you. Remember? I've changed young. Yeah, I've changed, right? What happened to you, Martin? He's gained some weight since then, I mean. Oh, man.

It's so good. Who is this? He's a singer. This is not the Justin Martin I know and love from Doug Dinus. Well, you may know him. I know you love him. Is his name Justin Martin? He is.

Yeah, there's like, there's three of us that when you search that name that we come up together, he's one. I'm the other one. And then there's this guy that does that weird, it's like weird, I don't want to call it techno music. Well, you call it stuff got a lot of bass, hunter. Dubstep. There you go. Dubstep stuff. Like rave type.

type stuff and uh there's three uh because i always get tagged in his stuff i guess whoever's promoting these things i'll go on there and just type in at justin martin on facebook and apparently i must come up before him so it's like hey come rave with justin martin i'm like i mean you could like y'all you can do it i could go i guess i don't know nothing about oh this guy's an actor or an actor no there's the dubstep guy but the guy that's your photograph is an actor there you go and he's 30 years old i'm sure he's cool man we love jay martin His Twitter name. Hey, there you go.

I've never seen any of the movies he's in. What is it? But I don't think I'm the target audience. It happened. But no, that... So, what's funny... He's been in? He's been in some movies.

Yeah, what's funny about that is I got a buddy, really good buddy. Galvin knows him. And every time somebody goes on Wikipedia and updates it to my actual picture, he goes back and changes it to that one. You know who I'm talking about, Galvin. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't going to say his name either, but Galvin knows.

He's one of my fishing buddies here. Well, he's actually my childhood best friend who has, for somebody's got two kids. He got a lot of time on his hands because he's making stuff and sending it all the time. I don't know. Let's just say I see him from time to time too. Yeah. The second time of me and Paul on a group one day. That's what I'm talking about.

He's got a lot of time on his hands somehow, but he works remote now, so he works from home. So I guess when he's logged in and gets bored or on calls or something. But he does. He checks it every so often and somebody will change it back to me and then he'll change it back to that guy. So that's why. Uh-huh. Okay. That's.

Yeah. That is why that comes up there and like I care. I mean, I don't. Oh, I was giggling. Look at all these clowns from Duck Dynasty. And in the picture of you, I was just sitting there laughing my butt off. There's a young, thin African-American male. Yeah.

Literally, that guy's 5-8. Yeah. He says so. He's 580s, 10 years younger than me. Uh-huh. He has no facial hair, and he's, yeah, he's thin. It's like... Well, and he's black.

Yeah. He's that, too. Yeah. Nothing like you. So how did we get here? Well, I was just thinking of the ancestry, and then I saw that picture of Martin, and I had to... But you, hey, you got to be careful out there. You never know who shares your name.

Yeah. Yeah. Johnny D. got somewhere. I've never done that. Johnny D. got, like, like a child molester or something that shares his name. Let's not go into details. Well, I mean, I don't know if it's that, but he's registered, right?

Well, no, he's in jail. Okay, yeah. He will be registered when he gets out. He's an offender. I think he gets out in about seven years. I looked it up the other day. I actually want to talk to him when he gets out. I want him to serve his time.

Is he from here? Hey, yeah. Get him going on that retreat, big dog. He needs it. He might not. I don't know what he's doing in jail. Hopefully he turned his life around. But no, in 2014, 15, from about 2012 to about 2015,

some old boy was causing ruckus in town. Mayhem. Oh, if you will. And his name happened to rhyme with Pond David Owen. Yeah. Because it was exactly the same as mine. And he's like a year older than me. And it was just like, well, and every time he'd do something, people would get mad at him.

Like, I had people call me saying, I'm about to come whoop you for what you said to my sister. I'm like, nope, wrong guy. Yeah, not me. Not me, buddy. Yeah, not me, pal. I'm cool. We're good. And then he would get arrested.

And KTV, you dirty dogs, literally put up a thing that said John David Owen of West Monroe. Oh. Arrested for an heinous acts. Like, just straight heinous. So then everybody's calling you from church. What'd you do? Calling your parents. No, they could.

There's people called the church. Yeah. Did y'all see what John David did? Oh, you got to get him out. of who. Yeah. And then they were like, and I'm like, oh, bad, oh, no. Like, oh, they were coming for me. Somebody on there was like, I can't believe the Robertson. This is actually fun. Google John Gobbin. Anyway, I just want to see. He's been in jail for a long time. Makes me feel bad. Because, you know, when you just Google people's names, like, and then you go to images,

you see if there's any other images tagged as John Gobbin. This is going to be fun. Gobwin pretty much got a lock on John Gobwin. He's the only famous John Goblin. He's the only one with the following. Good for you, Gobb. What about Philip? McMillan. Yeah, right. I don't think so. This could be fun. Hunter, we're coming to you.

Philip McMillan Duck Dynasty shows up first. There you go. Hold up. Oh, I got another Philip McMillan. Is it a mugshot, please? No. Dang.

It's actually a guy from LinkedIn that works for the Convoy of Hope. Hunter. Jones. Okay. Oh, that's the most. I know. This could be good. Yeah.

He's an ice hockey player. Yeah? Yeah, that's... That tracks. He's a pitcher. Is he a witty? No, he's not witty. He's not witty at all.

There's a local runner. Damn wet. He laughed. The sad part is it just shows a bunch of athletic people. Yeah. No farmer. So it's not him. No farmers, no gamer.

There's even one athletic girl. Oh, wow. That plays lacrosse, Hunter Jones. Oh, don't mess with her. Put Hunter Jones podcast. I went playing a lacrosse game up north, and let me tell you. when they, when them boys, it ain't like soccer. When they fall down on the ground, they tote them off.

Yeah, they hit each other. They beat the snouters. I hurt. It ain't knows, I need to run some time off the clock. Let's go to the hospital. Yeah, there's a lot of Hunter Jones out there. There you go. I figured there would be.

Don't know you. You guys. Well, you're getting there. If you'd ever put a camera on yourself. There you go. Hunter, we got any voicemails or anything we want to? Voice mail? We got anything new we want to listen?

Hey, I'm going to say it. The other John David Owens at least fall into page like three of Google. Oh, man. Hunter? Yeah, what you got? Tee it up. There we got. Hey, y'all.

This is Summer Night. What a great name, first off. Summer Night. You sound magical. Everybody goes fishing on them summer night. Summer night? I'm going to bite my tongue, but go ahead. I mean, I bet that was a fun name in high school.

school. Yeah. And from Ridgeville, South Carolina. Yep. My question is, what is the craziest baby name that you've ever heard? Our daughter's name is Talladega Knight. Hey. And my name, obviously now, now that I'm married, is Summer Night. But just

wondering what y'all are, y'all have ever heard, what crazy names y'all've heard. I love y'all's podcast. Thank y'all so much for always making everybody laugh. Y'all have a good one. That is awesome. That's pretty cool. That is awesome. Summer night. I have a different opinion than cool and awesome.

It's fantastic. Yeah. But ma'am, welcome to our demographic. You named your child Taladega Knight. And then you expect us to one-up that with a crazier name? Yeah, she probably gets them all jacked up on Mountain Duke. Talley. What's the craziest name you guys have ever heard?

My kid's name's Taledaga Night. That's it. Yeah, you win. Congratulations, Summer. Yeah. Summer, if your kids got the personality of you, can y'all come here? Yeah. You're invited.

Because do you have any idea how much I would love to have somebody sit beside me in this chair named Talladega Knight? Yeah. You are Talladega Knight. You and your mom's son are officially invited. What's her phone number? I wonder which one of them thought of that, mom or dad? I just Googled Talladega Knight. She doesn't come up.

Well, she called. She's fired up on them NASCAR, boys. My name is Tal. Summer is her name. We call her Talley. Yeah. Oh, can you imagine? I just raced at Talladega.

Can we call her? Can you see her wedding day, man? Please call it. Alladaga, do you take? Yeah. Oh, D'Reilly. Tadaga, do you take Bristol to be your lawfully wedding? They'll probably have it in the end to you.

Oh, Daytona. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Do you want me to call her? Yeah. Gracious, kind of. Yeah, I do. If I call her on this.

Not right now. Okay. No, we're like, in school hours. The kids's going to be at school. That kid's too young. I want to talk to summer. Yeah, summer. Summer, she's probably available.

Go for it. Probably available. Yeah. People don't work. We'll leave her voicemail and invite her on the show. Call her, Hunter. Put it on Bluetooth and caller. I need to talk to this woman.

I need you all in agreeance before I do this. Oh, that's fine. I just don't like interrupting people's day, but I'm a big believer in text message. Summer. I know. Too young. She said, what's the person? Don't write them letters.

I only talk when I'm driving. I was literally trying to rack my mind around the craziest name I've ever heard. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. Let's leave a voicemail. Trying to reach is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up. Summer, this is John David from the Duck Call Room podcast.

There's a Galroom. There's Galwyn. Martin's here. I'm here. We need to see a birth certificate of Talladega. We sure, dude. That was awesome. Hey, Summer.

Talley. So you're invited. We're recording right now. Also, you hit us with the ignore button. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was a quick decline. Are you?

Call back. Work? Yeah, we got. All right, Summer. She's probably a brain surgeon. Ask for Philip, not these other guys. I don't know what that was. Is that goodbye?

Oh, okay. Anyway, that really matches up with an email I got, though. Summer and I, I'm not going to, well, we can't top that. You can't, yeah, I don't know how to answer your question, but I think that was a little bit braggy. Oh, that was humble brag. She was like, hey, what's the craziest name y'all ever heard of? Yeah, here's my crazy name.

And I mean, I hope Matt Light, our good friend Matt Light has a child and names it Bush. That would be fun. Bush Light, that'd be a good one. I think he's probably done having kids, though. Anyway, two years ago, I put a picture up on the screen of a fan of ours named River.

River. It was her second birthday. Two years ago, so she's four now. She's four. And for her fourth birthday, she ran it back. Bucky's birthday cake. Oh. She got that band-aid on that knee.

She's on that bisoning right now, son. Yeah. Our fans have Bucky's birthday parties and are named Talladega night, and I couldn't be happier about it. We got Talladega. We got River. I mean, what's next? Shakey head?

Like, I don't even know. Me and South got a buddy. Rooster McConaughey. He named his son Miller Light. Miller-Like McConaughey? Yep. Hmm. That's loving a brand.

Yeah. Sure do. That is loving a brand. And he typecast him, but that's fine. Hunter's going to name his kid, Fruit Loop. He likes the cereal. He's shaking his head, no. I don't know what I'm talking about it.

What are you talking about it? I don't know how to return from Talladega Night. I know. There's no way to return. That's a showstopper. The only thing Wilder in Talladega Night is Talladega Boulevard. So if you ain't ever been there. Not going.

Yep. You need to. You got to be careful going there. Before you get in there, you can buy some organic firewood. Yeah, and beads. Me and Godwin's been on that boulevard. Yeah. For a short time.

Yeah, we say, yeah, this ain't going to get out of here. We walk down there and like, yeah, no, we got to get out of here. I can't believe that. But we can say we did it. It's the only racetrack with a jail. Infield jail. Yeah. And a child named after it.

Yeah. That's probably not true. No, there's a lot of bristols in this world. But there's not many Bristol, Tennessee's. No, only one of them. I've been there. Godwin, I've been there too. That kid's name is Talladega Night.

I love it. Man, life's going to get wild for that kid at about 16, 17. Yeah, because he's going to want to go fast. Is it a boy or girl? Is it a she, right? Didn't he say they named her daughter Talladega Night? I think so. Can you imagine having your name called in class?

I guess the good news is that Summer didn't. Summer's parents. didn't do that to her she married into the night last night yeah oh that's a good point yeah so she chose to be summer night yeah it was probably summer smith yeah or Jones and now it's summer night oh well smith and Jones you got like is there a talladega Bible verse you know I'm I always try and figure out run the race uh Bible verse to go with what we're talking about if you're what have kept my faith I have run the the race. No, I'm going back to the 100 people versus a gorilla. Oh, no. Philippians 413. I can do all

things through Christ who strengthens me. But that does not mean you can go do something stupid and expect a gorilla not to rip your arm off. I thought we were going to go with Jesus leaving the 99 to find a one. Oh, that was a good one. Yeah, there you go. Oh, well, no, the one wasn't left. that gorilla beat him up to no survivors all right we'll see y'all next time we're out no no hey summer night brings talladega

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