Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Nearly Wrecked the 'Dukes of Hazzard' Car

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

Si once stole the car from "The Dukes of Hazzard." Si's wife can't keep her hands off the Bod, Martin reaches the pinnacle of redneckdom, and Godwin shares his gourmet hot dog recipe. Si is convinced Honey Boo Boo is from Australia, and the boys reveal their favorite TV shows. Si and John-David do their best Bret Michaels impressions in their first Poison duet. John-David announces the official verdict on Si's bell. Si shocks everyone with his hot dog condiment of choice, and Godwin has quite a unique take on grapefruit. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You need to put on, you need to put on some of what I got on, Bod, the Bod. No. They don't ever go. They don't make that anymore. I had that. What are you talking about? Is Baud not a thing anymore?

Yeah, it is. Is that ours? My wife's bad at all the time. What's yours? She has to go hunt for it now. I have to say, she had to go on for it. Did she order it? No, and then she usually find it is, hey, guess where?

Walmart. Nope. Big lots. Nope. Dollar General. Up. Pia! The Dollar General?

The Dollar General, boys. So, Sa, you are the fragrance of Dollar General. I'm sure. That's it. I'm the fragrance of the Bond. Hot. And, hey, I love it, okay, because, hey, look, it was a gag joke that Al and Lisa gave it to me as a joke. And guess what?

That red-headed thing won't leave you on that. No, no. Hey, she attacked me every time I'll take it. a shower, okay? Was it just our... Once I put the bod on, because look, I got a double whammy going on here, okay? I'd say that about it.

I put the bod plus deodorant, and it mixes, and it's got a just... A pleasant around. Look, oh, no, look, hey. He smells pretty good. Look, when me and the band was out, women used to come out of the audience. That's because they thought you were rich.

Okay. Well, there's no... Is this it? Someone smells delicious. You had it. Oh, they got it outdoll. door version. You had to take a tub of around where you to knock them off.

That's not true. That is true, JD. Was our theater the only one that played a bod commercial before every movie, too? Hot bod. I won't. It was the worst commercial ever.

And then there was a Dr. Pepper commercial. Hey, y'all see me a check for this. Freak every time much y'all getting. I don't think there's still a thing. They can't smell it. If they're only... Oh, they expect it.

Trust me. If their only dealer left as Dollar General, that's generally the sign of a brand on the way out. Well, I'm just saying. Bodman.com, Bodman fantasy sprays. Some people are still using it. Oh, yeah, they're using it.

Si, used car salesman. What you spray on stays on. That's it, boys. We're not getting paid for that. What color are you? And what happens here? Hey, look, what happens here is like Vegas? It's state.

What color are you, though, for rear? What color bottle do you have? I have the black. The black. I'm like Johnny Kat. What flavor is that, Johnny De? The only problem is... An exotic, masculine phrase.

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called Tonka Bean sexy. I don't even know what Tonka bean is. You don't know what Katonka is? That's a buffalo. No, that's Tutankah. That's a buffalo. Well, I think you should get the really ripped abs. We went from the furry to the prairie.

From the furry to the fruity? That's pretty good. I like it, Gawman. That's pretty good. That's what I did. I like it. I was on his toes today. That's what I tell you.

I still. got that toenail ballad that boy's ballet dancing nowhere that bad that bide spray comes in the same bottle that my roundup spray comes in it's what it looks like a little concerning to me this one's called fresh blue musk I thought mud was

so it's like a it's a cologne or after shave or something it's not a soap I thought it was soap no for some reason no huh no I know I never saying you colone it's a cover scent look when I'll get it at family dollar as well they all laugh when they all and lose it

gave you to me, okay? And you're still using it. They really laughed the next time we got together and I told Al and Lisa, I said, guess what? That little crazy redhead I'm married to? Thank you. Won't leave me alone ever since I got to get the bar.

Keep her hands off of the bide. Well, you look like all the guys on their website. That must mean that her vision is failing. You know what they say is like one one sense gets weaker, another gets stronger. So she's using a nose now. Yeah.

He smells like a junior half football locker room. Hey, she's better than a deer. She's got a better sense than a deer, boys, I'm telling you. That's what people you, that's, that's why this was invented. Because after football practice, you didn't want people to see you naked and take a shower

in the locker room. So you just keep the same sweaty clothes on and junior eye, and then you just spray yourself down. I got disagree. I didn't mind being naked. Like, I had to get that funk off of me. Now, I was scared. But I'm a sweat hole.

Me too. But I I didn't want to be naked in front of people. Oh, it is. As much axe and bod you could find. That is now what size smells like. How's it, the bod. Where do we go from here? It's playing.

I don't know. I don't know. Somebody's phone's ringing again. God, you are one popular sucker. Hey, hang for the phone and see who it is. We'll put them live on the pod. Who is it? On the pod.

That's that. About the bod. Jeff Smith. Oh, he's going to be boring. Hey, no. No, no. He ain't. We're acting.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we're answering the phone. I'm doing a podcast. You're on the podcast. Say hi there, buddy. Well, he's on your ear. Okay. You go out to put him on speaker. You got to put him on speaker away.

That's our dear friend, Jeff Smith. Trout magnet. Cropy magnet. I hate some fishing bait. You got any fishing baits you know somebody who's got some? The Honeyhole Tackle Shop. Sorry, guys. This is our first week.

Yeah, we're new. Thank you. Thank you for a week. We're new. This is episode. said 76. 76. And I can't tell, though.

What about 1776? That was a good year. That was a good year. America. How long ago that's been? How many years is that bent? 45 years. Golly.

45. We get canceled. 245 years ago. 245? I mean, 240. That's quick back. Is that right?

Is that right, Martin? I feel like it's right. 1776 to 2021. one of them. Is that 245? Sure. 24 plus 21 is 45, right? Okay. See? There you go, boys. 245. Hey, we're about to have a 250 year anniversary. That's awesome. For America. Allegedly. I don't think we're going to make it. We got 40 years. You people out there are going to have to hold it together for four more years. We may be celebrating a brand new anniversary here coming up for long. You don't know.

This thing may look a lot different by the time they get done with us. Oh, I would just for, y'all just remind me. I did not know, okay, that San Antonio, Texas has got a lot of hills around that area. I hate to be a spoiler alert, but it is referred to as the hill country. Is it? We went down there, okay. Okay. You had to walk up a hill?

No, I'm riding around. I was saying, good grief, I didn't know this hilly down here. And, you know, because when you say Texas, you think about planes deep in the hard. These maces up in the pine handle. Well, you know, but I mean just, you know, you don't think about being hilly. It's high and dry. San Antonio is known as the hilly country. Deep in the heart.

I say, I'm just the opposite. When I think of Texas, I think a hill country because that's where the best hunting is. Oh, okay. That's where all the good deer hunting or. There is some good looking woods around there. Uh-huh. Yeah, Austin, San Antonio, Yvaldi. Now, once you get out there towards Yvaldi, it starts flattening off.

but like going up through there through brownwood up to abiline and all that kind of stuff and what's it uh curvil and then you got uh godly what brady that whole area right there is that's a target rich environment yeah i just i just thought about it being flat you need to go live there because they got a they got a bunch of them buzz tails over deep in the heart of texas they got a bunch of them A bunch of them ratling snakes. They ain't what they sound like. No, that's right. No, that's what they sound like.

Yeah, when you were saying it, I wasn't catching. No. No, the last time I needed to be around as much rattlesnakes. Yeah, they got them, son. And they got some big ones there. They got them. Deep in the heart of Texas. I'm just going to keep it.

I do love Texas. Texas is fun. Texas is fun. They got it sang deep in the heart of Texas. Well, I know there's a lot of game over. There's a lot of game and they know how to cook a cow. Oh. They know that it don't.

involve nothing but salt, pepper, and garlic. Did I mention the, did I say the thing about the place in Longview? Yeah, the brisket. Oh, right beside I, 20. That's your first rest stop there, buddy. No, we went to, we went, you might not have been here. I had the best brisket I've ever had in Longview, Texas.

You didn't eat at the house other night. Huh. That's it, boy. You didn't go over to John's house. Where's the leftovers at? That's a good. There wasn't none. They go on.

It's like stones. I got a piece of meat that just had the cap. No left over, boys. And we got after about five hours, low and slow. Low and slow. There you go. Hey, I like smoking meat. I did too.

I'm hungry. I just had a sandwich. I give it about 10 hours. I can sit there. I wrapped it in Loon Falls, did you? You didn't go butcher paper? You got to let it rest. You got to let it rest.

You got to let it rest. I let it rest over that. far. Well, look, here's what I'm saying. Here's how I know I have finally made it in this world. I got an email this morning. Yep. Asking me to judge a cooking competition from our friends at Pit Boss at the SEC

championship in Atlanta. I got the same. I can die happy. Yeah, me and Willie. It was for Willie. It wasn't for me. So like now I'm at the pinnacle of redneck height right there. Like, you ain't getting high.

Judging a barbecue contest. Judging barbecue. at the SEC Championship, which will be Alabama versus whoever out of the East. Yeah, whoever. But that's how you also know, like, you're a big deal at your church, too. Whenever they have the barbecue competition in your church, if you're the judge. And not the cook. You're like, that might be a deacon here.

I'm fired up. I mean, that's awesome. You got the quality check. All of them. Yeah. I like it. Barbecue. It don't, that, I have, I've reached the pinnacle of.

bread net. When you're doing that, it don't get no better than that. But look, hey, let's take our first break. We'll be back. I know, I've got to go wash my hands. Go wash them. We'll go wash them. They smell like taco meat. They smell like, my hands smell like taco meats. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means?

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We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. You ain't a big meat, these are folks.

Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Hey, what are you going to do this weekend? What am I? Y'all are going somewhere. We're going to Tennessee. We're going to Hazard County.

We're going to go see Bo and Luke. That's right. Are they going to be going to be? It's Bo and Luke. General Lee. One of them's there. Will y'all give me an autograph? Hey, I actually stopped.

told the General Lee one time. No, you did. I did. No. I'm serious. John Snyder was at a show. And they told me... Is he Bo or Luke?

They, huh? He's... He's... Blondy. Yeah. Blondy. Yeah. But anyway, they told me,

I said, here's what we want you to do, Hong Kong, Society. We want you to come out of the back of the building. General Lee is sitting there parked. Just get in and steal it. Did Roscoe get you? Hey. No, Roscoe couldn't catch up with me.

Wasco Pete Coatrain. My favorite person on Dix of Hazard was Flash. Was who? Flash. Who was Flash? That's a good question. Roscoe's Bassett Ham. Oh, I should know that.

As a Bassett House lover. I couldn't remember who Flash was. Come on, Flash. Hey, that's pretty good in First Nation. I mean, that was my, I lived to see Flash. in the Dukes of Hazard. Like, that was my favorite part. I love that dog.

No. Hey. Don't say your favorite character, you old man. You'll get us in trouble. We'll have to edit it. No, no. I don't get you in trouble. He gets on that Daisy bag.

That's right. Hey. I told you before he said it. Well, look, Daisy was my favorite. Okay. Yeah. Hey, right there's flash. Oh, Lask old Pete old time with flash.

Oh, wow. You know, let's there a butt in the way of the TV. Duke's a hazard. was easily one of the greatest television programs of all time. I like it one that blew up the outhouse with a bull and a dynamite on end date. Yeah, they tore up everything. Whatever we were kids. They were kind of like season one of Duck Dynasty.

Everything had to have an explosion. Here's a trivia question for you all of these. I like it. How many General Lee's were there? Seven. One? No, there's more than that. I don't know.

Seven. Ain't even close. Uh-uh. Not close, Mark. We're talking about in the hundreds. Oh. No, could they crash them? Did they crash them?

Hey, did you remember seeing them things jump stuff? Just good old boys. Hey, the tire just went out from under them, okay? And they had to redo them. As well as built. 265. 325. Oh, 320.

Others claim 2605. Okay, well, that's what I was told was 250. Oh, 255. I don't. You're in the right ballpark. They told me 265. How many episodes were there? Well, if Uncle Sundridge, it's in that tomorrow, it's going to be 266.

Well, I sat in one of them. I got a picture of me sitting in one of them because Bubba Watson bought it. Oh, I came close to reckon the one I stole. Because look, we was down the alleyway. That's what it was parked. And, hey, when I threw it in gear, it was automatic. When I threw it in low and stomped it, it's sideways. and I'm like to, you know, I like to wreck it.

You ain't driving my truck. Oh, hey. You know, it's fun. Oh, no. Well, they told me to drive it like I owned it. So, hey, I did. Do you think, like, any of our Australia fans or British fans have no clue what we're talking about right now? Duke's of Hazard?

Can you not watch Duke's a Hazzard in you? Yeah. I don't know why you'd say that. I don't watch Crocodile Down Deep. Hey. Hey, he watches Crocodile on me. That's an American show. I watch Picky Blinders.

That's an... Picky blinders. I don't watch that. I watch Honey Boo Boo. Hey. That's an American show. That's a shame. God bless America.

Brought to you by Bob. Honey Boo Boo is not from Australia. She's right from Kentucky. They told me she was from Australia. So ain't nobody ever looked like that come out of Australia. And a lot of people that look like that. Well, I just, I was informed. I was informed.

I was informed. Now they talked. Now they talk like Australians. Well, hey, that's why I guess I thought they were Australians. Australian language. Australian's version of English and ours is two totally different things. Because I hung out with a couple of them. And there were some things they were saying in public that made me uncomfortable

that I didn't realize was just everyday jargon over there. Oh, yeah. Like what? We can't say it here. I can't. I mean, it makes me blush. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Yeah, they use words as terms of endearment that we used to describe.

No. Different things. Oh, let's just go with that. They're foul language here. Yes. And they're laughing about it. And they call. Where's honey boo-boo?

Yeah, that's weird. It's weird. Oh, honey-boobo's from Georgia. Apologies. Honey-boobo's from Georgia? She's from Georgia. Go dogs. A bit, go-dogs.

More of a yellow jacket man myself. Well, they got off that triple option bag. Hold on. So there were 255 general lease. There was only 147. seven episodes. Oh, that had to be more than that. You had to be more than that.

No, I'm looking at it. They lasted for more years than that. Sometimes a truanian came by. They did seven seasons with 140. You know what's crazy? There was almost as much Duck Dynasty as there was Duke's a Hazard. But Duke's of Hazard was an hour long. They were an hour.

They were. Just a good old boy. Should we just sing the song? Well, John Jennings. Never made it. So, look, let's equate Duke's a Hazard to Duck Dynasty. You never saw it. Bo and Luke would be what, Jace and Phil?

I guess I don't know, Phil. Well, Uncle Jesse, we got Uncle Si. I guess Daisy would be Jeff. Right? That's why you started that. You thought of that joke and you said I'm going to get all the way there. And you got Willie's boss hall. That's it.

Willie's definitely false. I guess you'd be Roscoe, though, because you Willie's right here, man. Sad or Flash. I'm fine with either. there. Johnny Gowling, Johnny Gawling would be flash. Well, somebody's got to be Enous.

And then somebody's got to be the weird cousins that step in that you've never heard of whenever they had their contract. Actually, that was me. You used Crazy Cooter? Yeah. Crazy Cooter. I like to make things so bad. Jeff, we love you, and Austin is weird.

The crazy cousin could be Al. That's about how he fits into that family. That's it, boys. I want to just go watch the Dukes of Hazard. I'm going to watch it tonight. Here's what happens. In the end, they always win. It's just like Walker, Texas Ranger.

That's right. You ain't ever got to worry about it doesn't happen and a Chuck and a wire. And he never even had to shoot anybody. The good guy always wins. Did it all with a roundhouse kick. Walker, remember the A team? Yeah.

They were all terrible shots too. Yeah. Kind of like Harry. Who's Harry? On Dumb and Dumber. Oh. Harry, you're alive. You're a terrible shot.

I'm a fan of all the obscure lines and things. It goes back to the bubble-headed bleach blind. I wish I was more alive than the 80s is every time we talk about things like this. I mean, I'm from the 80s, yes, but not near. I want to remember the 80s. What was your favorite show? Growing up? Yeah.

Oh, that's a tough one. Dukes of Hazard is up there But it was all done The Three Amigos I'm waiting on answers The Three Amigos is a fantastic The Three Amigos Look at a bit, look at here

I'm trying to remember like the show That I didn't miss I remember growing up One of my favorite things to do Was watch TNN TNN Yeah TNN

So the Dukes of Hazard come on TN Yeah And then But you had all the outdoor show is like fishing with Orlando Wilson rolling martin quick fishing at no quick Bill Jordan who we now work with real tree stuff started there like I those Saturday mornings were like cool as heck and then it rolled into NASCAR it was like the greatest celebration of a redneck on a Saturday that you could ever have oh Orlando Wilson's fishing show that was a good he wore

a Braves hat yeah I liked him you are a Braves fan we didn't have another option to watch around and then they had Bill dance yep Bill was on there Yeah. Bill said. Who ever thought about a bass fisherman called dance? Yeah, I know. Bill Danx. What a weird name.

Bill danced the bass fisherman. Why is that weird? It just is. It just struck me weird. Your name's Cy. He said, thank you yourself not fishing. Now slap yourself. Don't do that again.

Who said that? Bill Danes. Cousin Bill. B-D, baby. Oh, Lord. Seagallin, what was your favorite show? before we had to break. Wait, before we had to break.

Favorite show, come in. I like to watch Mass. Okay. And I liked, what was that other show? They was another. Of course, we watched Duke's of Hiser. Who didn't watch? Well, yeah.

Here's my two favorites. Here's my two favorites. Oh, I got. Red skeleton and. Watch old marks. We'd watch Red Skeleton. Oh, big, uh, what is these things called? Oh, the Twilight Zone.

What's these things called? eyebrows. I got the one. Seinfeld? Oh, big eyebrows. That was one of mine. Seinfeld. I'm going to do you one better.

Home improvement. Home improvement. Every time Tim Allen would go. What was the name of the one? Hey, what was the bar? Mr. Wilson. What was the bar? Mr. Wilson was my favorite character.

You talking about cheers? Yeah, cheers. That was a pretty cool show. Yeah. We should make our podcast more like home improvement. if home improvement was a real show. The show that they were shooting. Flip it.

I'm just saying how they made it. We got to build it and flip it. You can be, Al. We can flip it. How was a great part of that show. I know. You don't wear enough plaid. We got to flip it.

I can change that. What do we have to flip? We got to flip it, whatever it is. Flip what? Hey, flip it and sell it. I think you said home improvement. You got to flip it and sell it. Oh, my goodness.

We're about to sell something. Let's take our neck of right. 2020's just ruined him. Flip it, boys, flip it. They're going to Hazard Fest. Hazard Fest, boys. It's a redneck festival. Me and Galvin did it a couple years ago.

And Mountain Man. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Well, I just remember me and Galvin going to this little. Oh, Mountain Dog. We went to this little Chinese restaurant in the middle of nowhere, Tennessee, and their menu was like 20 pages long. Yeah. It was incredible.

And we got sushi, which was actually pretty good. Where did you get sushi? In other words, they had a giant menu. Giant menu is Rogersville, Tennessee. We ate at some little Chinese joy. A little dump. I got you. We're going to find it.

Well, I mean, it was like, we didn't have any options there. Rogersville. It was crazy. So me and Godwin's like Chinese. Yeah, I mean, sure, they can make TSO chicken up here in the hills of Tennessee, right? Well, no, then we got on that sushi bag. We basically ordered something off of every page of the menu. We did.

That's essentially what happened. I typed in Rogersville, Tennessee, Chinese food, and a restaurant called Asian food, Asian cuisine. That's it. Asian cuisine. It's either Asian cuisine or dominoes. They had like a Burger King or something, too. No, no.

When you type in Rogersville, Tennessee, Asian food, Asian cuisine and dominoes come out. Do they have Asian food at Dominance? Well, Asian cuisine, you can probably get them sweet and sour chicken wings or something. That must be what it is. Yeah, Asian cuisine. But I think they pulled a dish or a couple of dishes from every country, affectionately known as Asia, and put on that menu.

It was. It was awesome. It was incredible. The sushi wasn't bad. Is it in an old pizza hut? Yep. Sure is. Absolutely.

How weird is it that I can look at that picture and say that's an old pizza hut? That's it. That's him. That's where we went. That's where it went, boys. And that's, is that where Hazard Fest is at? That's where it was. It's in a different city right down the road this year.

So they just traveling all over Tennessee for Hazard Fest? I think they go to which everyone's got the biggest fairground available or something. I'm not sure. Because it's all outside. It's all outside. Or it was with this one. We was outside and, yeah. I mean, we's right up there sniffing Virginia.

Sniff in Virginia. Yeah. I mean, we're right not far from Bristol. Virginia. I mean, you kind of up there in that Knoxville, the Virginia, North Carolina, all that little area right through there. Right through there. That place that you're talking about is fantastic reviews.

It was good. It was solid. It's a 4.6 on Google. And people that have Google, they're mean. Well, I mean, I can't imagine how many people have eaten there. But me and Godwin, it gets mine a goblin stamp of a group. They got 422 reviews. That ain't no joke.

Really? Because it's right up there on like Cherokee Lake or one of them. Asian cuisine knows what they're doing. Yeah, they know. They got a bunch of it too. They fortune cookies were legit too. Oh, yeah. I'm getting hungry.

What is your favorite type of weird food? Not weird food, but... Well, is there such a thing as American food? Non-American food. Exotic food. Are you Mexican? Are you Chinese? Are you Japanese?

There's no such thing, I guess. Yeah, I mean, I love sushi. I mean, I thoroughly enjoy it. Let me rephrase that. I really enjoy good sushi. I don't like poor sushi that smells like he's Shiner Bucket. You remember that the sushi we had that was moving? Yeah, that was the Benito Flakes up in Tulsa.

No. They put them Benito flakes on it or whatever. What is that? I don't really know, but I know that's what does it. Yeah, I can give you like good sushi. It was moving? Oh, some of them smell like Shiner Bucket? No, some of them taste like Shiner Bucket.

That's bad. Yeah, I've had that before. It's not good. That ain't good. But I love Mexican food, too. Like, I mean, give me all the fajitas. Happy plate. Or a happy plate or what's that when I get?

Pollo Pocoso. That's a good one. Where's that at? What's all Lannards in that? It's a grilled chicken breast with like spicy sauce, onions, bell peppers, mushrooms. That sounds good. That's good. Happy plate better.

Yeah, that sounds good. Happy plate solid. There's no chips or tortillas with a happy plate. Oh, it is. is for you get the happy plate. Oh, chip. That is, I'm going to say it right now. Chips and salsa before a meal.

It's legit. Why don't, why are we like that? But why is that just in Mexico? This is what you got to do, though. You got to order some of that. What's that white cheese? Casso. Yeah, order some of that.

And you mix the sauce and queso together. That's fantastic. But it's white cheese. What's your favorite place to eat out when you go out to eat? Where do you go? Generally, I go eat sushi because I can't make it at home. I've tried and felt miserable. Have you?

You had the wrong kind of rice? I just don't have the patience. Do you have one of them, little bamboo? To make sushi? Yeah, little bamboo rollers. Yeah, I did all that. Yeah. I still don't have the patience.

Well, now, there's a lot of work involved with preparing sushi. I'm not going to go to a steak house because I can cook a better steak than you can get 90% of place. Thank you. I was just fixed out. I mean, I go places that I can't do. Like, you know, or if Brittany wants to go for chips and sauces. She loves chips and sauce. So we'll go eat Mexican.

El Paso, baby. El Paso, Don Chui's like, it doesn't really matter. I legitimately try and do local, though. So if I said the restaurant, people probably aren't going to be heard of it. Which one? Don Tomas? I love Don Tomas. I love Iron cactus.

Iron cactus is so. But I just, if we're going to go out to eat, we're not going to go to Outback. Yeah. Because we're going to try and do something local. that's a guy here I will hit that walk-on's bag though because of all the TV

Oh yeah I'll get on that walk-on's bag They got a very good Brisket poboer I mean a rib-eye poble At Waccombe? Mm-hmm I always just eat a burger

It's mainly an atmosphere thing Like you can go watch seven different football games And they feel local Because it's from Louisiana Yeah Yeah But yeah I couldn't tell you The last time

I went to Outback Cracker Barrel Like none of that stuff Crapher Bell. Chili's, none of that. Chili, baby, Applebee's. You go to Applebee's a lot. On a date night.

No. Applebee. That's a terrible song, isn't it? I hate that. My favorite one is Natty and a Styrofoam. See, that's the other line in there that gets lost. They're talking about classy like Natty and a styrofoam. They say that about Applebees?

That's in that Applebee's song. You ain't heard that song? I don't sing it. Sing it. Applebee's commercial comes on. Yeah, sing it. No, it's not. They took the song and made it into a commercial.

Homie released the song. Look at that thing. Like Applebee's on a date? That's from the burger grind. Yeah, he's what's up. See, that's, that's local. So I got a fried tomato on it? I don't know what it's got on it, but I want to eat it.

You don't get that when you go to some chain restaurant. He don't get no love and no grease. Eat local. That's a love, that's a double. Double whammy. Catfish Charlie's a solid. And catfish charlies. If you got to eat fish out.

Yep. It's solid. Real fresh. And we know that song. Yeah. I just like all the local jingles. I had a. They're not very good.

You gotta have a jingle boys. That's what you should do. I had a wago burger somewhere. Gimbers place? He should, he should, that's what he should do for a living now. Be the apple,

be his jingle rod. No, just write jingles for all restaurants. For local restaurants. Will you write us a jingle in the break? Yeah, I can't do it on a break. The only problem is a prophet has no honor

in his hometown. He needs to write local jingles for like Nashville. That ain't nothing local in Nashville. I said what I said. And he's digging to. He said what he said, boys. Lord, have mercy. For like Vicksburg, Mississippi.

Vicksburg, yeah. That tomato place where we went and did it. Yeah, that was pretty good. There's a tomato place in Vicksburg? That was the name of it. The tomato place. It's called the tomato place. That's where God won the Chili Dog eating content.

Yeah, them chili dogs. Chilli dogs are real. You lead that champion. He can win a... Champion chili dog eater. I didn't eat no 70 or something, no. No, it wasn't like Kobayashi style. No, these had chili and everything.

Oh, we took my time on them. Still whooped them, boys. Absolutely. Absolutely. All right, well, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. Gourmet hot dogs. That's what I like.

Gourmet hot dogs? Gourmet hot dogs. I built them at the house. You build them at the house? Okay. Well, then, hey. You take all the buns out. Okay.

Get rid of the buns. Get rid of the buns. And put them on a cookie sheet. All right. And put them in the oven. When you do that. Prehease them. Yeah.

You make them crunchy? You make them crunchy? You want them, yeah, on top. You want them brown. Okay. Time out. Time out. Starting to turn brown.

What's the top of a hot dog bun? Well, what it's open? Open. Okay. So the innards are out. Yeah. The enters are out. And they're brown.

And you got a brown. You're going brown. While you're doing that, you're heating up your dogs and you hot water. Okay. Bored them. And then you got your chili. Wilson, Wiennes? You got chittles.

Wilsons, yeah. The red ones. The poppers, boys. I'm with him so far. And you cut you up some onions. Purple. Purple or white. Is it purple or red?

They're purple. They're purple. You purple onions. You get them. I like both. Purple and then a Vodal. I like a sweet onion. Oh, yeah?

But Vodalia. There's got to be a Vodalia. Well, that can be something new. If it ain't from Georgia. Well, half and half. How about that? Okay, right. And then you got to get some cheese, sharp cheddar cheese.

In a block because you got to shred it. Because if you buy it, it ain't going to melt. It ain't got to flavor. No, you got to shred it yourself. It's got to be fresh. Are we still talking about hot dogs? No, we're just talking about the land yap of a sudden hot dog. We ain't even there yet.

He ain't just talking about hot dogs. What did you call them? Gourmet. Gourmet hot dogs. Gourmet, hot dogs. Okay. That cheese, it's not just a standard lot of dogs. So block cheddar cheese.

You great what you say? You got everything ready. Get mayonnaise and mustard because some people like mayonnaise, some people like. You don't like mayonnaise. Throw the mayonnaise away. You don't, what's wrong. You know, what's wrong with you? Maynays.

Hey, throw the mayonnaise away. What's wrong about it? Yeah. I throw the mayonnaise away. Man, I eat man. We're good. We're good. Man.

Now, here's the question. What's that? Do you put the cold flaw on it? You could if you wanted. Well, I mean, just, you got. So your gourmet is just chili onions and cheese. Yeah. Maybe.

But it ain't your, your basic hot dog. The bread. You got to explain that. I feel like I've been robbed. I thought he was going to tell me about some special topping. Phil said he runs his to his garden because he actually makes some cabbage with pickles and everything, and he runs that. He makes that and puts it on his hot dog.

That'd be good. The other thing that at that time was crumbled bacon. He dried that bacon and chugel dinner. And actually put some bacon on it. And then you can even go all the way with it. But everything's hot. Everything's hot. The cheese is milk.

And then what you do is you top it off with, just a. thin layer of smooth peanut butter. The hot dog? Yeah. I ain't done that yet. Wait, what? Oh, yeah. You ain't never done that.

I beg your pardon. I beg your pardon. I never promised you. A rose garden. That's a good song. That is a good song. I used to sing that you better get up out my rose garden. That was.

But anyway, hey, that's when you, that's when you've on full gourmet is when you put a peanut butter. Smooth smooth peanut butter. On top of the chili? On top of the hot dog. But where does the chili fit? You put mayonnaise on one slice.

No, throw the mayonnaise away. Don't even bring up mayonnaise. It matters how you build it, how you put it together. It's got to be put together just right. I mean, the problem with hot dogs in general is the bond has very little. tensile strength.

Okay. No, no, well, here's the deal. He doesn't tell you. To make it worth eating, you can't pick it up. Oh, no, you're not picking it. It's a fork.

Yeah, you got to fork it. Yeah, it's a fork dog. Yeah. Because one of them, once you put chili on it, no, you can't pick it up because this is just going to fall apart. Yeah. There's too many ingredients. Okay.

Because what you do first is, he said it brown, brown the buns, okay. But I still got to figure out where the peanut butter go. No, no. Well, hey, you can do it two ways. Okay. You can actually spread the peanuts. butter on the bun and then spread your mustard on top of the peanut butter then put the onions in then put the chili in okay and the cheese on top then the

dog then you put you know then you put chili on in the oh how come we keep coming up with this peanut butter this segment brought to you by Zanthah peanut butter is good I mean my head especially if it's the smooth type you know my favorite thing I've discovered is the peanut butter that you can squeeze now. Oh, they got that in the bottles? Oh, that's what you'd put on there. Squeeze the peanut butter.

Yeah. That's what you'd put on there. Oh, it's like the mustard deal. That's fantastic. Yeah. Because if that had the peanuts in it, it would clog it. Look, you could actually put a roll right on top of your dog. Okay.

I sound out for a second. Yeah. And then if you really want to do it, If it ain't hot enough, put it in the oven and let the cheese melt. So, so. Then you got stuff to then, boys. So this whole time I've been having people sending weird foods and you put peanut butter on your chili dogs? Oh, yeah.

I know it goes on a BLT, but a dog. Oh, no. It's going on a dog too, boys. I've never tried to. Hey, I mean, my dog loves peanut butter. I'm going to tonight. Peanut butter dog. You want to make a dog your best friend, give him a scoop of peanut butter.

That's about where I think. Peanut butter and dogs. And hey, if you want a good chuckle, if you want a good chuckle, give him a tablespoon of it, okay. Peanut butter? Yeah. Oh, yeah, he'll lick the roof of his mouth for the next two hours. I, uh, I know about it.

It's a good comedian act. It's a good comedian act. I would give me a dog a tablespoon of peanut butter. I ain't believe in y'all brought up Rosecar. Okay. That's hilarious. I actually, I actually purchased that for 99 cents on iTunes probably 10 years ago. What's her name, Lynn, something?

Lynn Anderson. Is that what it is? Is that the name of the one that sings it? Yeah. Or are you talking about the other girl? Yeah, her too. I can't remember her name. She was real good.

Yeah. Blonde. So was Lynn Anderson. Lynn Anderson. Yeah, but Lynn wasn't as good as this other girl. She wasn't. Huh. No.

God, and I can't think of her name. I didn't know. They was but one that sung it. No. What are we talking about? The song, I beg your part. I never got a rose garden I don't even know who wrote it

me either did Lynn Anderson write or somebody I thought someone I thought a man wrote it I have no idea I don't know I didn't grow Rose Garden Hey Google it and find it There it is

That's on my iTunes Not streaming I never promised you Is that Lynn Anderson? Yeah Cut We can play that I know

That's legit iTunes Not a legit item. I paid 99 cents for that. There we go. I have so a deal. That's my guilty pleasure moment. I have so many questions. Is that one of them you'd roll a win?

Oh, that's a windows up jam, no doubt. You turn it up, but the windows go up too. I mean, so many questions, no answers. You better get up out my Rose Garden, son. That's it. You get stuck. You're going to get poked. All right.

I don't know where we went. Then you think. Johnny Dee's been confused for. of the past. Ever running a day, what are you looking at? I'm just confused about peanut butter on a hot dog. I'm not touching all the air.

Man, that's a run to you ain't it. It has. Then once you say, Not even on a hot dog. Shilly dog. Once you sing the Rose Garden, then you've got to sing

every rose has its thorn. Because every rose has its thorn. It's like every night. Has it? I hope we're going to do a break. Don't. Take us out. Sing us out.

Just like it. Every cowboys is a sad, sad song. Every rose has it storm. It does. This is brought to you by the Duck Room podcast rooms. All right. Well, look, we're back. Wes.

Are you done? I will be. Okay. He's one. All right. We're back. We're going to get in that mail bag. Hello at Duckcallroom.com.

Are we? The inbox. Yeah, Johnny DeVis. It's your time to shine. We have to discuss it about. No peanut butter this segment. And I'm going to pull it up on my phone too. He's pulling up on his phone.

Because Chris from Huntsville, Alabama. I used to live there. Did you? Yeah, that's where he was in the heart. Well, he said, he said something important. He said he has a fever and the only cure. I got burned in a fever. I know what he's going to say.

He's talking about more cow. I've been talking going to Jackson. So we did a poll. We did a poll about if you should have a bell or not. Somebody needs to wake up. And what did my fans say? What do you think they said? That they love the bell.

What percentage of people think that you should keep the bell? Keep the bell, or at least 85. You think 85% of people? Yeah. 85% Now, now tell me how far off I was. Do you think you're off?

You think you're off? You think you way overshot it? No, I think I'm a little bit off. I'm pretty close. 95% of people. Love the bell. Love the bell? Want to keep it? Yeah, they love the bell.

Oh, well, see, that's what I'm telling about it. The fans, hey, you don't trust you. The fans have spoken. Hey. I think there was some collusion, some voter fraud. Oh, that was some fuck us. Did they mail them vote in here? A conspiracy going on.

How did we count these votes? That's right. How a conspiracy is up going on. I would like to invite the 95% to sit in this chair and listen to that bell. And have to. Because we have some people that don't have Instagram where we put up the post and they emailed in. And Randy, one of the psychics and cool people, he claims, said we need more of the size bell. I wish I had about 12 of them.

I had it one time. My wife threw it away. Ding from here on out. That's what Randy says. I'm going to start wearing my Tetris in here. I can't handle it. Okay. He's going to wear his Tetra, boys.

Somebody said something about Tetris, too, and they think Sai has major hearing loss. I do. I have high frequency hearing loss. High frequency. They can't hear high pictures. No, he said you have more than that. Hold on.

Oh, he's got way more than that. No, I ain't got more than that. I've got high frequency. hearing loss. What are you, a dog? From a concerned audiologist. Hey, there's a lot of people would agree with you. Yes, I am a dog.

Okay. From a, this person. I want to chase this down. If you're a dog, what breed would you be? Yeah, I just need to know. They'd be a same. Because you strike me as a golden doodle, but hey, you do you think. No, a golden doodle.

Yeah, you got a little bit of mud in you. St. Bernard. I love it. I got a little mud in me. No. I may. St. Bernard. Shih Tzu.

No. No. Lassa Opsa. Yeah, I had it on my tongue and then he all said got to be laughing. I'm flashed. Warmarina. No. That is a good one, but they ain't not.

Wait, Basset hounds sleep all day. Hey, I'm a woof. No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. No.

Yeah. Yes, I am too. You're the world skinny as wolf. Well, I'm a wolf. You're a wolf that's a grazier then. Well, anyway, Teresa, who is an audiologist, she's concerned. She's concerned.

I'm assuming Teresa's... That boy's a chocolate laugh. That's what he is. He's a sealing liquor. I'm a wolf, I'm telling you. Sorry. She wonders if you have more than high frequency hearing loss. Just watching.

She's a professional. She's a professional. Is that the right? Yeah, sure. Okay. Teresa, he's been checked. I've got severe. Yeah.

Severe. Teresa, yeah. Severe. But Teresa says she's a big fan of Tetra and recommends it to everybody who's on. Oh, you go. Teresa, here's what I'll tell you. I was present for size hearing test, so I can tell you, I can conclude that he definitely has high frequency hearing loss.

Yeah. Because he put the muffs on, did the bells, did all that kind of stuff, stuck thing in his ear, all that good stuff. I can't hear high frequencies either. And I said, hey, have you been making any noises in this thing? And he said, yeah, you're not hearing them. I said, oh, there you go. And she also said go vals.

Govokie top. I can't hear high pitch. Hey, Rocky talk is better than Death Valley right now. Rocky town, you'll always be home, sweet home to me. Good old Rocky time. Woo! That is a fun one. I don't care if you're from Timmy.

That dang song. And then Joshua, Joshua from Elkton, Virginia. Have y'all got any Elkloper in Elkton, Virginia? Elkton, Virginia, Joshua. Virginia's for love. He also hates people that drive slow. Oh, man. But, weird food alert.

He, as a kid, he would put ketchup on cantaloupe. Catchup on the cawhip on the cawold. I used to put A1 sauce on it. On cantaloupe? Yep. No, not kind of like, what's in big orange things? Orange? Pumpkin?

No, it's a... He said orange. No. He said orange. Grapefruit. Cache up on grapefruit? It's yellow. It's like a lemon.

A1. A1. A1 on grapefruit. Yeah. But a grapefruit is like pink on the middle. Yeah. It's yellow on the outside and pink in the middle. And sour.

It's kind of like an orange, but bigger. It tastes different. Like a lemon. One sour. So it's like a lemon and bigger. So it's nothing like an orange? I'm disturbed. He's disturbed.

Wait, so you put A1. Thank you. Oh. Great fruit. Why? Do you cut him in half or do you peel him and eat them? Cut him in a hay? Okay.

You eat it with a spoon? Yeah. Okay. So already. Okay. Yeah. And then Al, not Al with the vest

Oh, okay. We're not our, not our Al. Vestless Al. A different Al. Unashamed episode 350. Three. Wow. 350.

Yeah, I need to call it vacation. Episode 350. 2820, Jace called us the kitty podcast down the street. And Al said it's called the duck call room. So we made fun of the other owl for being fat and wearing vest, even though he didn't call us the kitty. So now we're in trouble. All right, just like in that one, Al, I apologize. Yep.

I don't. Missing information. See, Martin is a man. I'll fess up if I'm wrong. He fessed up when he does something wrong. We made fun of Al, which was funny. We sure had fun of Al, doing it. And look, I apologize to.

It's more fun to make fun of Al because Al's not going to get sour. That's it. I don't have to worry about Al walking in here with his lip poked out. That's right. Pouting. The other one? Yeah, he'll pout. He's a powder boy.

He's a powder. And then this owl said, how about the saints? Shut up, that owl. Yeah, that's not good. I got one more email. Okay. My man, Austin. Austin said an email in about us being called the Kids Podcast.

Oh. And, but Austin sent something in. He recently passed the 12-year anniversary of his, he attempted suicide. But he saw church outside of the church. There was a Bible verse, Matthew 1128. in front of the church, come to me all you weary and burden. And I will give you rest.

Yep. And that is one that spiritual battle for him that was in his head. So first off, if you are ever in any of that headspace that Austin used to be in, check yourself and call somebody that is a friend because we're concerned for you and we love you. And Austin, that's awesome.

That's an awesome verse. And then he added something else that I really liked. so Austin sent in the kids podcast we're the kids podcast uh Austin's a big believer that the kids podcast is where Jesus would be sitting because of mark 10 verse 13 through 16 people were bringing little children to Jesus for him to place his hands on them but the disciples rebuked them when Jesus saw this he was indignant he said to them let the little children come to me and do not hinder them for the kingdom of god belongs to such as these truly I tell you you anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it and he

took the children in his arms placed his hands on them and blessed them so take that you boys down on the river we've been blessed and if you ain't like us we got an air in the kingdom baby we got austin on our side absolutely also look i will say this you remember our friend from like the first few I forgot about this. Mr. Snip. Oh, Andrew. Andrew. My man,

Mr. My man, Andrew, thank you for the case of zebra cakes that are in my office. Thank you for not sending me because I'm looking good.

Well, that's what he said. He said extra, he said bonus points if I eat one in front of you. Hey, I'm down 20 pounds, Andrew. Look at it.

Hey, oh. Oh, very aggressive. You need to go about 20 more. We're going to keep on it. All right. We're out. We'll see.

y'all next time right here in the duck call room. Whoa.