Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Opens the DMs With the Boys

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Uncle Si answers fan questions from his DMs, and things quickly go off the rails. Martin opens a whole new world of “what-the-heck” with his knowledge of pet implants meant to make animals seem more “manly.” John-David resurrects the fart heard ’round the world from three years ago, and Hunter’s Christian heavy-metal impression sends the crew into a tailspin of laughter and awe. Plus, a puppy crash-lands the set and immediately bonds with Si’s beard. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm excited. We got an interesting episode. Hunter, are you good? Oh, we can't hear Hunter. Check, check. Oh, Hunter's here. Now. Ladies and gentlemen.

All right. Welcome back to the deck call room, ladies and gentlemen. Is that a cold open that we just did where Hunter didn't have the... I think so. His own microphone working? Y'all have begged for more Hunter. Here he is. He even wore his nicest t-shirt he had.

day. That's a wild t-shirt. Can you explain your t-shirt to us, please? I would love to. My girlfriend is diagnosed with autism. Yeah. I mean, that's really it. Her friends decided to,

you should hit on the pot that she's hot, too. Oh, yeah, no. And that you love her. Well, wait a minute, I've got to ask you, okay, what is autism? Oh, wow. You know, we're going to do this, let's do it right.

What is it? Are you qualified? I don't think so. Hey, you want to know what it is? I'm very qualified, but I'm not. Here's what it is. There's a lot going on. Oh, was the question just a joke to make fun?

No, it wasn't. No, I took it as that way. Hey, I think you're going to, we just got to go with the go. Did you bring your computer today? What kind of twilight zone are we living in? Well, no, no, because here. I had to do some more before we got starting, but. Autism spectrum disorder is a developmental condition that affects how people

communicate, process information, and interact with others. Yeah. It is estimated to affect around one and 100 people worldwide. Well, see, I always, you know, think about it when people are talking and said, yeah, my son's got a tendency deficit or whatever all this junk. Oh, ADHD. That's within the spectrum of autism. Well, no. So that's why.

And like when everybody, I said, well, I think I've had all that. But. Wow. It also includes anxiety and depression. GI disorders. Do you have GI problems, son? I have no idea. that is.

Gastrointestia. Oh. Do you have stomach problems? He just said it. I've had it. I've had it. I've had it. I'm staying out of this one.

Okay. But to get back on track. Yeah, you're a little too close to the fire. So you love a hot autistic girlfriend. Yes. And Hunter is wearing a t-shirt that says, I love my hot. Her friends bought it for me. Well, that's a good deal.

So I was like, oh, I'll wear it. And then Beth texted me this morning. Hey, you're going to be on the podcast today. like, all right, I'll bring an extra shirt just. Hey, just so we're, if you're going to wear that shirt here, you just so we're clear, that shirt's way better than a band-aid on your neck. That's it. If you were wondering which one of those was more professional.

Thanks. Oh, Hunter. It's so good to have Hunter in the actual chair on. Yeah, it is. We've been asking for a Hunter Cam for years. It's weird, though, because I get to, I get to look this way at him instead of over here. Did we get you that raise that one time? No.

No, okay. Well, we've tried a lot of things for Hunter, but we at least got them in the chair today. Yeah. Welcome, Hunter. But no, we're going to do. Hunter needs to raise in the comments. Spam it. Spam it.

No. No. Please do it. And it made me uncomfortable. What? Just like, because that episode, all the comments said that. And I was starting to get messages on Instagram from it. And then the next day after that episode aired,

Corey was like, the fans love you, Hunter. And I was like, oh no, you're welcome. I don't know if you know this. She's kind of in charge. What are we doing? I don't know. No, we asked yesterday for questions on our Instagram and socials, and we all shared it.

So Hunter and Beth picked what they thought. We have no idea what they are. How many are we going to get through? Probably not very many. I'm guessing two. Over under at six or seven. I did peek and the first one is actually kind of funny. Is it where to buy your duck stamp?

No, everybody knows that. Where? Duckstam.com. That's where you should buy it. You need one. Yeah, because it gives you the all new digital stamp that goes right to the wallet on your phone and you've got it. And so you shouldn't have to, that is not a question on the list because we have done a great job letting people know that. That's good news.

Hunter. Oh, yeah. All right. You are leading this episode, sir. That feels weird. All right, Hunter. Hunter's got the question. All right, nervous pervis.

Hey, I like it. I was the original. Nervous Purvis. That's okay. Let's say how bad that Celsius can shakes when you pick it up. What are you trying to do? Be Theo Vaughn here? Okay, first question.

So if you had to pick a new name for yourself, what would it be and why? Oh. It's easy. The easiest question of all time, Jonas. Jonas. Okay. Do you have two other brothers? Nope. I'm just wondering why.

Because that's Weezer's song. Every time I walked in somewhere, I would just play, My name is Jonas. Dun, dun, dun, dun. It's actually one of my favorite albums. I've thought of that millions of times. Middle name Danger. Jonas Danger.

It's not the same initials. I used to know a guy named Drew said he's going to name his first son, Jonas Danger Messick. And I was like, that's genius, Drew. Okay. I wonder where he is. Dye changing your name. If you could be anybody, what would it be?

I'm going to show me the money Tom Cruz first name that's my I'd be my I'd be my name money money money

money baby because he's money your name could be cashes first name Cassius last name green no okay

no I don't think he's I want to name money and if I'm a time what's your name again show me the money Silas Money Robertson

I like it I just thought he was going to stick with his uncle You'd get rid of the S-I. I just call me unc. I wanted to name Carter Cash. I buy as well. Yeah.

Allison overruled me. But I like Carter. Man, I don't, I mean. Justin? Nobody, well, most people don't even know that. I would just go by my first name. Yeah, I would just go by my given name. I thought it was your last name.

Yeah, I'd just go by my given name, you know, Justin that nobody knows. Name yourself. I mean, I'll start calling you, Justin, if you want. No, Hunter. Only, only females. do that, that share my last name for the most part. The,

I don't know. You get a picture on. What would go great with Mark? Van Dam. Martin Van Dam. No. That don't fit. No.

I mean, I like Kevin, but I don't, you know, or Jean-Claude, either one. That tells you how redneck you are. What's the first person that comes your mind when you hear the name Van Dam? Kevin. Bass fisherman Rail them in son

Not that guy from Bloodsport No forget him I think the only thing that made sense to me out of that Was Van Down Yeah John Claude you know that one Yeah you don't know Kevin Hunter what would you change your name to Scott

Yep John I don't know why you want to be the third most common name in the United States Like you went with Whoa you want to be want to steal Scott's inheritance. That's what it is.

That's exactly what it is. Oh, man. No, one of my favorite movies of all time is Scott Pilgrim. So, I don't know. Just fit. Well, I don't know anything about that. I figured you didn't. I don't, yeah, I'm not, I mean.

I's only seen Ted. That was an accident. Yeah. They started cussing at me, y'all. They made a TV show. You should give that a try. That was a complete misunderstanding. Yeah.

Oh, man. Very bad, misunderstanding. Okay, well, what if you guys had to lose a body part? No pain or consequences. Which one would you lose? Low. An ear? What a question.

I know. A toe. Fans are weird. No, you got to lose more than that. Lose a body part. That's a body part. I mean, if I got to give up on a toe, man, I ain't. It would be hard to wear sunglasses without a ear.

Yeah. But I feel like you got to lose your whole foot. This is one. of them that, hey, don't rush into this. I know. You better do some deep thought about this. I'm already down to ear and my sunglasses are hanging with you. I mean, I guess technically the most common thing, you'd go with appendix.

Because, I mean, you know, why is it there? Huh? Don't really need that. Yeah, why is it, you know, it's kind of become vestigial over the years. I mean, does it count as a body parts and organ? Are organ's body parts? I mean, only the ones you don't play. your body.

That's part of your body. You could lose one kidney. I think most people would... My dad was born with one kidney, man. He peed a lot. Like, road trips were miserable. Yeah, because, I mean, you got one filter doing all that work, man. It was like, you had to keep that thing empty, man.

So... I think most people would say, I'll lose a finger. No, I ain't losing no finger. I need them. All of them. No. I think that's what if you ask, what would be the... The number one.

I feel like my middle toe is pretty inconsequential. Middle toe? Yeah, like my middle toe. One right in the middle. The fourth one. Yeah, I was going to go with that one too, the red toe. Yeah. Plus, you could put shoes on and nobody to make fun of you.

Like, you start walking around with nine fingers. People start, they start asking questions. What about the six finger, man? Yeah. You definitely don't want to lose his father. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means?

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Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. But what if it's like your whole foot? Let's take toes out of the equation. Your whole foot. Yeah, that ain't losing a foot, man. You can't lose a foot.

You can't. You can lose one ball. Fingers or toes. what would what would you choose after that? I've already lost my vast deference. Hey, live strong, baby. What? Livstrong, it's a bracelet.

Oh, Lance Armstrong. Yeah, I got you. He's doing on. I'm about losing a testicle. Yeah. I mean, look how fast he could still ride a bite. I mean, at this point, that's pretty inconsequential to all three of us. Hunter may still want both of them.

I mean, we don't. One does the job. I mean, now you can go get your dog neutered and put fake ones in. I mean, I guess you could... Hold! In theory. They're putting... Cosmatic only.

Yeah. No. Yeah. They're putting testicle implants in dogs. I'm a little afraid to Google testicle implants, but I'm going to make... You're going to Google and see what they say, boy. Yeah, make them feel like a man, man. That's on the list of things I didn't think I'd hear today.

Nudicles. There you go. Hey, that just goes to show you. Hey, it's all in your mind to begin with. Nudicles.com is something I didn't. no existed, but I'm glad I do now. Yep. See? Testicular implants for pets.

There you go. Like, you want your dog to still look like a man? You want him to still sit on the porch and look him? You want him to feel good. They've even got Jake Gyllenhaal as a spokesman. The Kardashians dog. Well, everything's fake there too. See?

Look. Well, there you go. You know? I feel like we should move on. Why? Why? I want you to look at Humphrey, the nautical spokes dog. Look at that.

Do you know how happy he is that he can turn around and lick something? You'll look at him. Otherwise, he'd be licking the floor, man. Look at him. But instead. Look how happy he is. Like, I'm Humphrey, the nudical spokes dog. We've lost Hunter.

We've gone too far, y'all. He have got to move on. No, no, we can't yet. I'm not a cool. No, we cannot. Nudical. We cannot. Not a nautical.

That's a different deal. I wanted to look up how much it costs just so I could shame the people that buy this. But they have a merchandise section. You can get a frisbee. It says nudicals. It's like nothing ever changed. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Have you guys seen that Tom Hanks movie where he goes to an island, not castaway?

FedEx. Bob or something? Bob in the volcano. No, you watch more movies than us. Okay, never mind. There's a nudical's apron. That was like his whole job was Putting fake nuts and dogs

And people Oh, definitely haven't seen it There's T-shirts But most importantly His job Guys Put fake nudicals Up in the volcano

There's nudicals earrings Can we please You can have little testicles hanging Oh wow Fake dog testicles hanging from your ears All right Hunter what's the next question Let's move on

Yeah We're one question. Oh, that's two. Hey, you get any date, though, and you need to... All right. Get off those nuts. Okay. Go down that right.

Next one. Okay, next one. Next one. Uh, close six experience, you've had that felt like magic. Most of the experience, I've had what? That felt like magic? That felt like magic? Yeah.

Well, the date was December 18th, 2010. I had just gotten married. That sounds like the only right answer. Uh, no. I know this guy named Justin Flom. who is a magician that's on TV and he has blown my mind with cards.

With cards. It was crazy. That reminds me. I was on a magician show once like in a hot springs. How are you this way but yet the most interesting child in the world? Maxwell Blade, I think, was his name.

And they asked, are there any Scots in the audience? You stood up because he always wanted to be Scott. I was like eight or six or something. My parents, like, touch you in half. I was too scared to go into the thing. Good.

So I stood there on stage, twiddling my thumbs because they were like getting the guillotine. I was like, no. So you've been nervous your whole lot. Yeah. Okay, first off, some things he's nervous about I don't really get. Getting in a guillotine, I'm four. You should be nervous about that. At six?

At any age, really. Yeah, that felt like magic because they brought on this other kid and carrots. Carrots and the hand things broke, but the kid's head was okay. Okay. But it's one person like bursted into cards. Oh man, I've never been more amazed. I don't like magic. It weirds me out. One one burst into cards.

I once saw David Blame put Cheetos in a man's pocket on YouTube in like 2009. What about you, Sight? Like any moments in your life felt like magic? Fireworks. I can't talk about. I wouldn't call it magic. Or unexplainable. How about that?

Yeah. yeah the paranormal okay oh boy why is this like a road we need to explore well no no

I was saying because he once met a young Sasquatch things have happened okay that you really can't explain

we have 493 episodes of stuff like this actually you ever heard about time he met a baby

Sasquatch look I believe it's not suspicious like us not no uh

Hey, because to this day, I can't tell you what that really was. I can tell you what's magic. Somebody snuck in and put a knot up under my shoulder blade. That feels like magic or some evil trick. It's sleeping. Once you're eating a certain age, you start getting hurt. That's one of them sadists. He's into pain, okay?

And it ain't me because I'm over here. And hey, he don't want it. He just likes to inflict it. Martin's doing a lot of stretching today. Man, it hurt. Yeah, let's get off of magic. Yeah, let's get off of magic. What's the most absurd way

You have ever gotten hurt Sleeping This is absurd that I'm in this much pain From waking up Because there's a knot under my shoulder He has got a good point Because hey Probably the most pain I ever had

Was a scorpion Stung me and woke me up And I was in bed Dead asleep That sounds so scary Oh no and the bad part about it is Hey, it got worse. Gump's up, turn the light on.

Yo, I wanted to know what stuck me. Didn't you go to the hospital for that too? Huh? Yeah. Oh, three days later. Oh, he's a tough old man. Hey, three days later, when, hey, I, my, here's one he'd never do.

If you got a little, uh, d. Puss pocket on your elbow, don't pop it. Because when I popped it, three days later, I'm in a chair going, I had a heart prop. And then my wife said, she grabbed my shirt and listered it up. And she said, you got blood poison. And you could see just the veins going to my chest. So, hey, to the emergency, I went.

You want to pick one? So, yeah. Y'all are cheating over there. No, I think this one's funny. It says, what are some backhanded compliments people give that sound kind but aren't? It's like that time when I walked in and Corey said, Martin, are you getting skinny again? Or one field.

Which also implied that you were no longer skinny. Oh, well, all the time, Phil sat down with a young woman and said, congratulations on, no, he's going to boy or girl? She wasn't pregnant. Yeah, that's not a compliment. That's never a compliment. That is always a bad, that is always a bad choice. That is always a very bad choice.

It was funny, though. I just thought that was funny. It was funny at all. Martner, you wasn't funny to her. Yeah. Yeah. Corey said it. He said, Martin, are you getting skinny again?

I was like, thank you? I think. I think. And to be fair, I'm not sure. This is as a friend, Martin. I've known you a long time, seen on your childhood photos. I don't think skinny was ever the appropriate term. No, I think that was, I think that was very much a relative term to what I was to where I went.

Apparently, I bulk back up a little bit, but, you know, every since I lost the weight. Yeah, but you would actually look, and I'm not being the whole disres. You would look bad if you. If you lost a lot of weight. There we go. See, we just look like a bobblehead. Yeah, it wouldn't fit. It wouldn't fit.

If you were walking around 6-4-190 with that face, facial structure, that people would be scared. I was walking around 6-4-190. You go ahead and get the casket ready, son, because things have gone completely awry. Like, I got no interest in that. Whatever even that would take. Like, uh-uh.

No. Right around 265 works good for me. I did have someone. give me a compliment. All right. And it's backhanded. Weird, who gave it to? It would be Jason.

What did he say? Well, he heard me preach. Yeah. And he said, the whole time I was sitting there listening to you. Shocked. He said, I was shocked. He says, because I just couldn't think. Wait a minute, that's my uncle.

Uh-huh. And what he's saying is actually making some real good sense. Which tells you what he thought about you prior to them. Yeah. Back-handed compliment. Back-handed compliment. Jace is probably the king of that. He really is.

I was, you know. Well, Jay's don't compliment nobody. No, nobody but missing. Yeah. No, if you, if you ain't missing, you don't get no compliments from that. Oh, he's great. Without it being shocked or stunned or can't believe or. I just couldn't believe it.

There's always some sort of. That was his testimony was talking about me. Mm-hmm. I just couldn't believe it. I'm looking at you. Yeah. What's coming out of your mouth, I can't. believe it. Yeah. That's, that is him. I don't know what I would think if someone said that to me.

All right. What else we go? Go edit that other one. They will. I'm not sure the name of it, though. Yeah, what's that other one they do right there? Can you hear me? It's shameful. I can't remember it. I can't think of it. Oh, I ought to be ashamed of myself. Oh, that's good? I'm unashamed of the fact that I don't know the name of it. Okay. What's the worst smelling place you've ever been to and what made it so bad? The worst. smelling place? Yeah, don't say this room. Oh, no. Well, it's up there.

Oh, that's very easy. All right. Go ahead. A chicken house. Chicken house, yeah. I was actually the worst one. We went to Nebraska duck hunting one time, and it was nice weather, so, and they don't really believe in air conditioning much like we do.

And so we opened up all the windows, and then the night, the wind shifted and started coming from the direction of the feed lot. and we woke up to the whole big giant lodge smelling like cow crap, which is not really what you want to wake up to. I mean, cow crap ain't terrible, but when you wake up bathed in it, basically, that's a problem. Like that was, it was like, oh, my gosh, you know,

because, you know, cows, they're just kind of gross. The worst smelling place I've ever been was a plane. A plane? Mm-hmm. And I said, oh, gosh, that baby crapped his pants. and it was disgusting. And then I looked up and Carter was giggling his butt off.

Oh, no. And my sister turned around and looked at me and she was like, it was him. The people are literally looking in their baby's diaper thinking and it was Carter. Thinking the baby had to have crapped his pants like a grown man.

And Carter's just sitting there giggling because the whole plane's gagging. SPD, boys. And so anytime we get to, on a plane or anything now. We talk about that time Carter mustard gas the whole plane. Oh, it was just gas?

Oh, he farted. Well, that's good. Oh, but I mean, a fart so bad that, I mean, that family's still talking about it. Like, can you believe that wasn't it? That's a superpower. It was, no.

Well, at least it was just gas. We still talk about it to this. I mean, really, though. But you have one fart that people talk about for three years? Yeah. You've done something pretty impressive. But is there anything?

more foul than a porta potty? Like a summertime portopati. We were at the soccer fields the other day and Carter goes, Dad, give me your phone. I said, well, that's not going to happen. Yeah, that's out. You don't get on that. And he goes, I need to get on Yelp. I said, why?

He goes, I need to review the soccer fields here because the port of potty is disgusting. One star. And I was like, buddy. All portopodies, man. There's nowhere for it to go. No, it's bad. Yeah, porta potties are terrible. I would say like the most like smelly place I've ever been was the like a combine.

When you're underneath then you're trying to like hose it down with a pressure washer to clean. Really? Yeah, because rotten soybeans is by far the worst thing I have ever smelled in my entire life. Rotten soybeans grew bad. I can get behind that. But whenever like you're washing it off, it's covering you head to toe. Yeah, it's kind of like one of the worst job. Wouldn't you imagine like the guy that had to do that for garbage trucks?

Oh, no. Like where all that fluid seeps in. too like, you know, like, you know, just fun stuff. Oh, all right. Keep going. Okay. Do you always use your finger when you read? I've just noticed you use your finger the whole time you've been reading.

Like if you're reading a book, do you do that? I'll like that. There's a little wiener walking in here. A dog just came in the room. Come here. Who's dog is this? And why is Cy Holden? Come here.

Yeah. Oh, did you know you can get him fixed and get some. nudicals. Hey. Boy, little dog, do I have news for you? Yeah. We're going to make it where you can't have kids, but nobody's going to make fun of you because they won't be able to tell.

Can you get different sizes? No, that. Like extra large. Like extra large. Settle down. Settle down. Did you get a new dog? Oh, I might.

Yeah. That dog loves Sigh. Hey. Where did this animal come from? A weas dog, boy. Si used to have a weeny dog. Yeah. That's a wingy.

Oh, Merlin. Hello, animal. What's your name, Animal? That's Oscar. Oscar. Meyer Weiner. That's a little on the nose. Little, little.

I like it, though. Whose dog is this? All right. Alex got a dog, everybody. Hey, bud. You're still at that cute face. Is there any softer thing on the world than a puppy's ears? Like, feel that dog's ears.

I guarantee you. It'll make me miss Dublin if I feel this dog's ears. If you'd ever want to see how much Uncle Size loved and you're, go to our YouTube page like and subscribe and there's a dog just digging itself into size beard right now Oscar before you think about it he said I got to get down you don't got me all excited I need a t-tie on your carpet oh please unfortunately it wouldn't change the smell in this room why did we not put this room as one of the smell he said he said we couldn't oh that was too easy yeah come in here after a good humid summer day oh take you a big old whiff and the pure

mildew. Catfish cheese. Yeah. All right. What else you got on her? We're just rolling with the dog. Yeah, why not? Sure.

Yeah. You have anything to say, animal? Oscar, if you could change your name, it would it be? He just slicks the microphone. You ready to call? Yeah. The dogs.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, we got a foot caught. Oh, boy. The dog got in size, one of size shirts. I'm going to give you back to mama. The dog is now on the table. Please pee on.

that table. Please don't pee on the table. Please pee on the table. That dog's about the size of our Black Panther. Yeah. If you guys were all fighting stone, who would last the longest? Fighting stone? Yeah. Sae. Yeah. Because he ain't going to hit him. He ain't going to hit, Siah. Yeah, he'd, hey, I wouldn't bet on that. I ain't going to hit you. He ain't going to hit you. I wouldn't bet on that. He ain't going to hurt you. Yeah. What if I made him mad? It wouldn't matter It wouldn't matter You all got a lot of faith in stone

What did he'd whip us for he whooped you I don't know if that's having faith I think I think sometimes Stone's just waiting For the opportunity to hurt me I don't know Yeah I once did a wrestling thing with Stone

I went down swiftly Yeah I just went to the ground and said Uncle I didn't like it He's trying to get me into Or he tried a while ago To get me into the Jiu Jitsu stuff

but I was like, I was too scared of him. I was like, I'm just dead. It's a good call hunter. He was like, nerds like you, you'll do great here. And I was like, no. You got to have a different movie. He got to work on his sales pitch for gym membership. They're thinking of backhanded.

Nerds like you do well. There you go. And jujitsu. Yeah, he's like ogre on Revenge of the Nerds. That's such a funny movie. Have you watched Revenge of the NAR? I have, yeah. How was it?

I liked it. I liked it. A little peek in. A little peek in. Yeah. Yeah. A little close to home. That was another question.

What's your favorite movie? Ooh. That's such a hard question. Yeah. Favorite movie, Cy? Which one are you going? That would probably be Josie Wells. Yeah, that's a good one.

That's a great one. I don't know what my favorite movie is. I mean, the one that I never turn off is always, Shawshank Redemption for whatever reason. That's a good one. Shawshank Redemption. I met someone who's never watched that. You know, if I land on it, I don't.

I see it through to the end, even though I know we're going to end up on the beach of Saywatanejo. Crap. You know what movie? I haven't watched it a long time, but I absolutely loved back in the day. What's that? And I think about it all the time because I'm like, what if this is real? The Truman Show.

Oh, yeah. Like, what if there's cameras filming me? me right now that are filming these cameras filming me and some other and y'all are all just actors we are another one that goes way back is charleston and uh jack palance and uh jack palanette arrowhead where i haven't seen where he was uh a chief dark palanza kansas city no it's just you know it's a good movie uh yeah green mile force go i mean there's the whole lion king the whole get Yeah, Lion King, huh? You really like Stephen King, huh?

What? He did both them? He did Shawshank and Green Mile. Oh, yeah. Well, I don't really know. They're entertaining. I mean, I don't. Yeah. Could be. But I like to laugh.

Back when we had a Blockbuster, Me. Step brothers is hilarious. We'd try and go find the worst movie we could find and then watch it. I still do that. You go to Blockbuster? Well, sometimes I go to the other place, National Video. You heard that right, people.

Hunter lives in a town. where you can get. Is it national? Yeah. There's a DVD rental place in this town. Yeah. Well, don't we still have red boxes in this town? Yeah.

The other one, another go. They're all gone. Yeah. It's the Blues Brothers. Oh, okay. I've never seen that either. There we go. I would have liked to have been on set after all the feminins done.

And then all them musicians get together and get to jam it. But I mean, you know, we're rolling in the holidays too. So you got like Christmas vacation, which is fantastic. Yep. You got elf. On the same note, you got Caddyshack, which is hilarious. I haven't seen Caddyshacking forever. See, that's what, I mean, it's hard to do like a, I don't know, it's just tough.

I don't know how you pick your favorite move. Yeah, I don't. Because they all are favorites for different reasons. Because I'd probably just say I like Star Wars, but there's like 20 of them and some of them aren't that good. Yeah. Some of them are great. Yeah. Couldn't tell you.

If any of them are good or bad. Really missing out. You are missing out. You don't want to get mad every time you have a Star Wars conversation. Huh? Hunter has bad takes on Star Wars. And so do you. Oh, wow.

Mine are all correct. Now, this is a problem. So y'all love it too much. Nerds. That's why we'd be good at Jiu-Jitsu, though. No, my favorite movie list is like Scott Pilgrim versus the world. Yours is going to be way too long. This is a 50-minute show.

No, no, quick. Everything everywhere all at once. And then, uh, Sounds like a Zach Dasher podcast. Everything Everywhere All At Once Not Yet Now. Everything Everywhere All At Once is the exact opposite of Dashers podcast. Yeah, I know. But that's going to be his sequel.

Like, hey, we're ending Not Yet Now. So now is Everywhere All at Once. Everything Everywhere All at Once. I saw it movie twice in theaters and cried both times. It was so moving. It's a movie about... How do you feel about eat, pray, love? Like...

Like, what are... Well, so the movie, Scott, like... are we talking about here rounded like themes on family and i don't know it just you know it just pulled at my heartstrings it was it was touching i don't we're learning a lot more about you buddy by the way i have changed your name to scott yeah you're officially scott yeah if that's what you want i can't give you a lot in this life that you won't hunter but if you want your name to be scott buddy i can make that i can make that adjustment everybody put scott needs a raise in the comments Yeah, then you don't do that.

You have a little six degrees of separation there, so, you know. All right. What about favorite, favorite song? Favorite song? Oh, my goodness. Like currently or ever? Whatever. Take on me by a-huh.

Scott, come on, man. Scott. What are you, what are you, a meme? It's good. Take on me? Yeah. You ever listen to that? It will be, gosh.

Yeah. How great thou are. How great thou are to jam, bro. That is a good one. They think that with a church the other day, and I was like, as a scroll. Yeah, I feel like it is well with my soul is another. Wait, is that what I just did?

I did. They can see, you know, when we remix in the hymns. Yeah. When they start doing a hymn mash up, they start going back and forth, I get confused. Yeah. I did just do that. Yeah.

But it is well with my soul. That's a good one. That's another good. Yeah, I don't. Well, I got, you know, come Jesus come. All right. C.C. Women's. Yeah.

And Cody. Cody Johnson. Cody Johnson. Oh, Joe, yeah. That's a good one there. That's a new one, yeah. It's a newer one of your list, yeah. Have you heard revival by No Big Deal?

That's a good one. Probably not your... Isn't that the Christian rap? Oh, yeah. I know more Christian hip-hop than most people you know. hunter. Just trying to talk fast and keep it clean. We were taking,

we were taking the boys school this boarding and something come on. I was like, wait, is that No Shoes Radio? Brittany's I found Christian reggae band. So I was like, okay. There's a little Christian everything. Yeah, I've become a reggae guy apparently because of No Shoes Radio. I like Kenny Chesney, apparently.

So I never knew that about myself. Oh, no, he's a good singer. Anybody that just sits on the beach all day, going to have to have good taste in music. Yeah. Jimmy Buffett. He started the whole movement. Yeah.

Can I, can I, I'm going to interrupt. I went to, I'm sorry. You're asking if you can, then you told us you would, then you apologize for it. You're an interesting cat.

I'm going to interrupt. I'm sorry. That's what you just did. For future reference, when you say I'm going to interrupt, it's a good time to start talking. Yeah, I know. I just,

I panicked a little bit. Okay. I went to, I went to Dallas a couple weekends ago. and went to a Christian heavy metal concert. I've never been to one before. Christian's heavy metal. Yeah, I know.

That would probably be pretty wild. It was. Man, you were quite the onion. After the first band, so much about him. Second band comes on, and they're like, give it up for Jesus cry. It's like,

locked my mind. Everyone's like cheering, and I'm like, where am I right now? Did we just get, yeah oh oh did hunter just if that is not a reel that please Beth I know Hunter probably won't want to make reels for himself

can we make sure that we have a reel of Hunter just death metal give it up for Jesus Christ right into this microphone please magical imagine being there I don't want to do this is way better there was nothing about being there that could That's why I said that heavy metal Christian music just kind of, whoa.

That's a hard one to get the gospel into, right? But they did it. Hey, I like it. Those guys are doing what they like and they love Jesus. Yeah. We just go do it this way. Hey, different strokes for different folks. I was never a metal head of this.

They're going to reach people that will not listen to me. That's exactly right. Or no big deal, even though he's awesome. You got to blame my parents for that one. They like rock and grunge and heavy. metal. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. All right. What else? Please do that again. Where are we at? Let's get some more in here before we got to get out of here. This is fun.

I love this. What's something your brain tries to convince you to do, but you always resist? Touching a stove. But you want to touch a stove? You say, if it's just you can't get over. You always wanted to touch it? Just to see if it was hot? I mean, you got to check? like while it's on all right you your turn it's usually the other way around i'm trying to do something

and my body is telling my brain hey idiot you can't do that i was going to say inviting hunter to this chair my brain wants it to happen i just can't but now i know why like you know Because he's going to touch the stove on purpose. If his body would let him. You like find an emo, man. He touched the boat. And he touched the butt. And the world?

Touched the butt. What are you saying? Oh, my heaven. I don't even know how to come back from that. I don't either. What else you got on her? I always think I can touch stuff even though I can't jump very high. Hunter is taking over, man.

Death medal for Jesus. Give it up for Jesus Christ. Well, then. I really want to. to touch that stove, but I know I shouldn't. I really, I've never looked at a stove and said, man, I won't touch that. Well, you will know. No?

No? No, I think there's some things that just get programmed into you to don't do. Like, I mean, I've touched the stove before that, that way. On accident. Yeah. So I know not to. But experience has taught me. So have you never touched the stove?

No, that's crazy. Why would I do that? Well, then why do you want to? To see how it would feel? do it. Do it, bro. We're going to the kitchen right after this. Just touch it.

Just touch it. You think I'm crazy, man? It'll just make a little bubble on your finger. It'll hurt for a few days. Do it with you. Don't use your finger. You like your elbow. Oh, yeah, then you got a cool burn.

I got a cool burn somewhere down here. Oh, man. This one too. All right, keep going. Wait, did you guys want to answer that question? No. I have no idea how to answer it. Oh, I answered.

I answered it. You said it backwards. Yeah. Yeah. Well, because it's always I want to do this and then. But your brain says no. My brain says, hey, idiot. Too old.

You can't do that. I've got a good follow up. What's the most ridiculous thing someone convinced you to believe or do? Piss on an electric fence. You did it? Absolutely, I did it. Did it hurt? Yeah.

Knocked my pants around my ankles the rest of the way down as I'm trying to get away from it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That bad call, man. I didn't know that you could live in the 7-1-2-9-2 and not piss on an electric fence when you were a kid. My boys are going to pee on one. I'm going to set one up if I got to.

I'm from the 7-1-2-9-1. Yeah, you're on the other side of the interstate. We don't pee on our electric fence. I did. You learn. I mean, it was funny after it was over. It hurt in the process. But luckily, you know, at that age, you get a good arc.

So, I mean, you get away from it pretty quick. And you're not just, that'd be a lot bigger deal for Si right now. But, because he'd have to be real close to that fence. There wouldn't be no getting away from that heart. And they'd fall on it. Yeah. That'd be a way bigger deal right now for, but, you know, as long as you do it by about age seven.

It's laying on the ground. I got Brittany one time to do it with a piece of bahia grass. I was like, here, just stick that on there. That's a good insulator. I said, but it'll, it'll vibrate a little bit if the fence is on. just check and see if it's on. Well, of course, that electricity climbed that grass and got her in the hand. Electric fences are fun.

I just, I mean, they ain't enough to hurt you. They're just like a get-back moment. I've only been electrocated once, and I don't ever would say. I don't ever would do that. Well, no, I wouldn't stick a knife or a fork in an electric socket. It was tweezers, sir. Yeah, or that, yeah. But you won't pee on a fence.

Not after that. Well, what about you? Who was the weirdest thing or dumbest thing someone convinced you to do? that's a joke i've got way dumber ones but that was just the most memorable the other one that i'm thinking about is a joke what when i was a kid my uncle's told they gave me 10 didn't golf ball and said bury them they was very oh yeah you told this the other day bury them four inches deep you know and all that and then go back and then they'll turn into hard balls yeah didn't happen didn't happen they lied to me

Never happened, boy. Can't trust your family. I can't think anything. Well, that's like that whole deal, you know, Papal dropped us off to go snipe hunting. Same deal, paper bag, flashlight, all that stuff. And about three hours later, he come and got us. Couldn't believe we didn't catch none, you know, out there in a pitch black dart.

But you boys don't know what you're doing. You didn't catch us snout. They ran right by you. We heard them, you know. Yeah, whatever. We heard them right by you. Yeah. It was, yeah.

Yeah, there's all kinds of fun stuff like that where you were the butt of the joke. I was once convinced to be in a music video once in Baton Rouge and at the time I didn't think it was really stupid. Why do you not have your own show? I'm at the point, like, I support. What are we playing?

Hunter, I'm happy to be you on your podcast. That's all I'm saying. What instrument did you play? No, like there were no instruments. It was just like some dude with a camera was filming us inside of this restaurant and we were supposed to be like dancing and stuff so somewhere out there

there was a music. What was the song? It was some, I think it was like, Give it up for Jesus Christ. I can't do it. I can't. I think it was a commercial for some club that just like opened up in Baton Rouge, but I could be wrong. But in the

I, this guy could be pulling my leg. I know I'm a little gullible sometimes. Why do I hope hunters in like the commercial for the gentlemen's club in Baton Rouge? But I was told- How do I strange? It was not a gentlemanly place. It was a music video that was paid for and funded by the Asian mafia of Baton Rouge. And the guy who are you? Who is like leading the charge?

He's a what? It's like a drug meal for the. I was like, I don't believe you. And then, like, later, later, like a couple years later, I met the dude's brother. And he was like, yeah, my brother was like going to court again. And you were in the music video? Yeah. I don't know how to handle this.

That just popped in my head. It's one of the dumbest things. I was convinced to do. I was in a music video once, but it was awesome. There was a Christian singer in Peru. I was playing the bass. I don't know how to play the bass. Oh, really?

Yeah. I was super sweaty. It was weird. At one point they showed me jump up playing the base and I had a lot of butt sweat. I was in Darius Ruckers. I know. I watched it. I like that.

I like that music video a lot. That's way cooler than the Asian mafia, Darius Rucker. No, I agree. Darius is very cool. I ever tell you about the time I showed up with this thing and they were like, hey, we got hooty and the blowfish here, but it was like 2016. So it was like, they never really do that. I was like, this is the coolest night ever.

you should send us all the music videos you were in that's probably the only one oh no was I in that cult Ford video I don't think I was in that one I'm in the credits were you in a redneck crazy with T-Far I wasn't in that one no you weren't in the one with Colt 40 we talked about it once I had to watch the whole thing

oh Ford Ford he's not a very redneck but he's also real name's Jason Brown is very good at golf no I'm talking about hunters redneck he's not redneck enough to know who called for i grew up on a farm but i listened to christian metal and his name's scott most regular guy around right here scott jones god john john you didn't went mike at least two eight cousins named mike jones who 3080s everywhere all right all right all right one and then johnny dink be looking for a bible bird uh i'm gonna get a burst that relates to day. Okay. This one says

cooking disaster, but I mean, I think yours is every time you cooking a slow cooker. What is it? That's just bad food. Oh, there's a back to it. Yeah. I gave me this. Hunter, you're in charge. How do you not know that there's a back? That was just handed to me. I've been in North Carolina all weekend.

Otherwise, he ain't using his mind. If you could uncover any truth. This is the easiest question of all time. I know, which one? Yours is which one? there's so many to choose from. I know.

So it's actually the toughest question of all time. Yeah. Do we want to know what's happening beneath the Denver airport? Area 51 is the moon landing reel. What's up with Sasquatch? FK. Who did that? Whatever happened that kid?

What? That kid took out Trump's ear. What was going on there? Yeah. Not a lot of questions. Not a lot of answers. Not a lot of questions. There's a lot of them.

Oh, I got so many, Martin. Here in the president's book of seekers. right national treasure stuff right if i could if i could pull back that curtain and find out some things i would do it in a heartbeat which is it answers another question which celebrity do you think embodies perfection and why is it anybody other than nicholas cage michael sara how big of a celebrity do you have to be no that was just nicholas cage joke sorry what was the question uh what celebrity do you think embodies perfection and why that's a weird one.

There isn't a perfect human. So you get me to say somebody. No, the answer is simply, Give it up for Jesus Christ. Give it up for Jesus Christ. The only perfect person. Oh, which leads me to the verse of the day. There you go.

You got it. What you got there? I don't know where it's at. Google. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. It's only the 400th and 94th episode.

Does that guy still keep up with every Bible verse we do? Oh, no. Is there anything in there about fire, Brian Kelly? We did get some requests for Si to start praying at the end of episodes. Oh, you want to pray? You want to pray us out of here instead of a verse? Yeah, pray us out of here. Well, Jesus Christ lives a perfect life.

I don't know exactly where that's found, but it's in there somewhere. And because he did that, he died for you. And then he was raised back from the dead, and that's your only ticket out of the ground. Yeah. That's how Phil would say it. Say, pray us out. Y'all, y'all buy your head. You got it, pal.

Get my hat off and my ears back home. Father, we come to you, and first and foremost, Father, thank you for your love that you sent your son. Lord, thank you for coming, knowing what you had said on your plate, that you was going willingly, no one took your life. You actually gave it up freely for all the bad things we do. That, Father, we just, we don't. don't even know what to think. It's the greatest story ever told, but we thank you for all the

blessings of life. Thank you for everything we have. We love you, Lord. Thank you for what you did on the cross. And we ask it to your son, Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen. Amen. All right. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.