Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Poses Major Questions about the O.J. Simpson Case

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

Uncle Si hears the news of the passing of O.J. Simpson and it’s clear that he’s thought about the famous car chase, trial and acquittal a lot over the past three decades. Martin attempts to answer a tricky moral question posed by the case and Phillip lays out the plan for Si’s upcoming birthday celebration. John-David brings up the topic of the dinosaurs and the boys debate whether or not they truly existed. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What doctor are you going to? What doctor are you going to today? Dr. Banks. Tommy, Tommy Banks. Touchdown Tommy Banks. That's right. Touchdown Tommy Banks. Hey, he lives right down the road from me.

Touchdown. When you talk to him? Yeah, you need to say you live down the road from my buddy. He was in the Port-a-Pottie family. No, that's his wife. That's right. Sorry. Yeah.

His brother-in-law's the porta-pourier. Yeah, his wife. Who would have figured a touchdown man in college? Yeah. Oh, hey, he was awesome. He played for LSU. He's seen me in my underwear. He's my wife's doctor, too.

Who, Tommy? Yeah. Oh, he's... No, it's shot me. Well, I actually... He was across the street whenever I had to run because I thought somebody was at my house

and I was in my underwear at 1 o'clock in the morning. That's different story. I was friends with his little brother. Yeah, that sounds like one of my stories. I think all the banks boys were... Running them in my underwear. at night.

What were you saying? You're going to the doctor after this? Yeah, I got to go see Dr. the Banks. And I said, wait a minute. When I first walked in, I said, Banks. Why is that?

You know, no. He said, they used to call me. Touchdown Tommy. Touchdown Tommy Banks, baby. I said, I know. You can Google him,

and I'm sure what will come up is the Sports Illustrated deal with him stretched over the goal line at the University of Florida. Yeah, yep. Like, it was a fullback for LSU. And the referee going, yeah. So, it was a pretty cool moment for West Monroe sports.

Like, that was a big one. Oh, that's a big deal. You know, most people, boom, there it is. There it is. That's him, sir. Most high school football phenoms end up selling used cars or something, but not in Westman Row. We grow doctors.

That's right. Yeah, we grow doctors. There he is. Look at it. I remember that magazine cover. because he so my brother played with him at westman row and they were friends and i was friends with his little brother brandon so i was back in the days of full back oh yeah and all three of the banks boys are doctors that's what's wild wow they had three sons that is pretty cool they had three sons

they're all medical doctors so um and which is wild proud dad and bomb but speaking of football so i was sitting over here while we were waiting and uh i saw some news that just happened I saw O.J. Simpson passed away. What? They just announced that O.J. has passed away. Are you kids? No longer on his earth? No more squeeze in the juice, boy.

Easy Johnny, dear one. You don't know where to go with O.J. God rest of us all. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just thought it was interesting because Sai has a very interesting take on OJ. So that's why I was. Well, no, no, I was the only one.

Now here, our system, under our system, a man is innocent until proven guilty. So look, this was a big deal. It was in the news, and I watched the trial on TV. I bet you did. Oh, he watched all of it. I know how he is. He's obsessed with stuff like that. And look, my family was on me like a dog on hamburger meat that's dropped on the floor.

So what was your position? That is a news saying. Well, my position was I said, hey, look. His lawyers did their job. I said, because here's the deal. There was a lot of questions asked that shouldn't have been asked because they didn't know the answer. And look, they proved beyond a shadow of a doubt. They made doubt in your mind.

There you go. Okay. That's what our system is geared under. Okay. All you've got to do is, hey, if you're not positive, did he done it? And look, they asked the stupid question. You know, they had the glove that was at the scene with blood on it. And they said, hey, put it on.

Well, hey, couldn't get it on. If the glove... He couldn't get a finger in it. If the glove does not fit. Hey, if the glove don't fit, hey, you got to quit. There you go. I was five, so I don't really have an opinion. Me and my family argued that over after you for years.

And I said, guys, look, I'm only going by the system we're under. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Legally, they didn't prove it. If you're in the jury box. Yeah. And a man is on trial for his life. Okay.

Well, if I got doubt in my mind, I'm not going to vote guilty. Reasonable doubt. Reasonable doubt. I'm going to say, I can't do it. Yeah. Martin, if I ever get pinched, I won't sigh to be in the jury. No, no, you don't either. You want him to be your attorney.

He's the only man I've ever said. make a judge laugh on the stance. Oh, no. You won't sigh. You won't sigh on this side. Not only here for murder. Everybody's smiling and laughing. Hey, the judge and the prosecuting attorney.

Yeah. Tell me, Mr. Robson, it was an honor. Have you in our courtroom? No, they did. See? That's what I'm telling. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you won't sigh on this side. You don't want him over making a decision because he's a loose cannon on that of you. You want him on your... I think I can actually get along. Yeah. You want him. You want him on.

your team. Yeah. Because everybody's going to be so distracted that they're like, huh? You know. Like, it's just one of those deals. But what about, I mean, wouldn't sigh get close to the line of maybe perjuring himself? Oh, no. The judge would always be threatening me with a contempt of court.

If you say one more word, you know, contempt court. And I said, your honor. And he said, contempt. And I told it, I was just addressing you properly, sir. You watch a lot of lawyer shows, don't you? Perry Mason. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

He's seen all of them. What else he have to do? Mainly just Steve Harvey and Judy. Yeah, and Perry Mason. Some real ones. Oh, no, the best one, the best judge. He's probably seen every Mattlock. The best judge that has ever sit behind the beach.

Steve Harvey. It's Steve Harvey, baby. Oh, come on. Put him on a Supreme Court, baby. I'm telling you, hey, I'd vote for him. The boy runs. I'd vote for him. I'm serious.

All of his decision was based on. Robertson. Here's a story, both sides of stories, and then using common sense, come up with the best possible solution to their problems. So, your birthday's in just a couple of weeks. I know. A whole bunch of birthdays in the Robertson family. Yeah, I know.

You can back up 10 months, and y'all had something really special going on there. April must be a fruitful month. No, we ain't talking about April. We're talking about 10 months prior to April. Whatever that is. That's what. that's what we're looking at we're talking about June we're talking about July 4th summertime special stuff okay yeah that's what happened that's when you lead to April

births the April is just when y'all were caved we'll call Carter if we need to I'm having to do the math in my head 40 weeks you know 40 of them so the other day I said I said side we were going over his calendar and things he's got coming up and I said your birthday's coming up what kind of birthday do you want poker no no no let's get a bunch of people will have a huge poker tournament. He said, no. I said, let's have some bands come in. We'll cook crawfish, invite everybody, you know.

No. Because he's already had. Cropfish is like a couple thousand dollars at this juncture. Hey, we could pull it out. So anyway, he ended up saying, nope, because he's already had all these birthdays, awesome birthdays that you can never top. Y'all have been to some of those.

What are we doing this year? Going to Domino's Pizza playing Dominoes? that's a good idea that ain't a bad idea me and Johnny D want to take y'all home by the way I still ain't so happy bust one of them

domino tables no he just he just said what are we doing yeah he said I want to invite 10 people to come over and play poker I said

then I'll fleece them I said do you want us to have something good to eat? Nope just a low key birthday yeah nobody bring anything nope all you do is brush you up

with plenty of cash in your pocket so that's his wish for his birthday i like it so at 76 you go a low key this year this is low the lowest key we're going to rent an entire cruise ship yeah Texas hold them and bring plenty of cash hey there you go hey you're 76 you could do what you want do what you want but no i thought i didn't know if we'd ever touched on size opinion on oj i thought that was a fun one that's a good one no no i remember so many arguments about that and i said guys blame me. Y'all ain't, you know, you're not listening to what I first said.

It was awful. A man is innocent until proven guilty. You might be getting blasted in the comments. It was always. I don't care. I'm at my conviction. I'm going to stand by it. I have no opinion.

He backs the judicial system. Yeah, that's right. Side point is prove it. Yeah. And you didn't. I understand that. Now, I think he's guilty. No, no, I have to.

Hey, look. I do. I'll just tell you what I think. Look, I took my hat off. I took my hat off for his lawyers. Absolutely. Yeah. Okay.

Martin, what's your opinion? Because they come to court prepared and they did make put down in the people's miles. So what was, what, eight or nine years old probably? You were seven. I was five. Yeah. Here's what I remember.

It's one of those funny things. It had so much coverage. That is a core memory for, for me. Like, I still cannot see a white square body bronch. Bronco driving down the road and not think of OJ Sins. That's one of those weird That was things.

It's weird that I know that. That's June 21st, 1994, right? They ran that on the news hours. Yeah. Of nothing but him driving with the police behind. Yeah. And so that was,

it's one of those core memories June 17th. That I remember thinking, like, I don't know, here's what I'd say to this. I don't know how he, didn't do it. But in the words of sigh, they did create a reasonable doubt that he did.

Now, whether or not you like that or not, it is our system. It is the system in the United States. And one day you may be the beneficiary of that said system. So I'm not going to knock it. I'm just going to say they worked the system. They exploited the system for what it is, which is what I think, all people that are great in their field do. All right, look, springtime is here.

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here's the deal okay ever since DNA come into play there's been people that have spent 20 years in prison wrongfully wrongfully they were not guilty DNA proved it yeah and then so i'm not going to hey that's why you know so what's why i get a subpoena from from the courts said i got to come and and be a citizen yeah i don't like it oh jury duty jury did yeah i don't like it for one reason okay because that when they when they talk to you you bring it in and talk to you okay what about you and i said guys here's the deal i said you may not want me sitting on this jury yeah I said, because if his lawyer puts doubt in this boy's head, I'm going to vote not guilty. Yeah.

So I'd be a hung jury in a lot of people. Oh, yeah. And hey, the other 11 of you might as well give it up. I ain't. And he's so hard. He ain't changed. That's 11 angry men. Until you prove to me that he's guilty.

Yeah. Because, hey, I've met people. So what's worse in your opinion? Letting somebody go. Or murder? that may have done it or putting a man behind bars that didn't do it for. Man, the duck call room just got key.

No, no, I mean, I'm just, it is seriously. That's why I would vote. Hey, I'm not going to vote him guilty.

He gets away with it. I'm a mistake. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But, hey, you didn't prove his guilt.

Yeah, prove it. That's why I am so, I can't even think of the word. I always look for the, the best in everybody. Yeah. You're an optimist.

I'm sitting here. I asked a question that I didn't even know an answer to. I don't know if it's worse. Now I'm like playing it in my head. Is it worse for a guilty man to go free or an innocent man to be locked up? No, it's worse if the innocent man is incarcerated. Because odds are the guilty man will do something stupid again because he got away with it once where he eventually ends up there.

Where the innocent man. Not on that. Then you go and bring God. into this. You may get away with it on your, on your fellow human being. That's exactly right. Hey, you're going to answer for it.

You're going to answer for it. Judgment, judgment and vengeance. Yeah. And so it belongs to the Lord. My opinion is that, you know, look, I don't, do celebrities get preferential treatment? Yes. Is it right?

No. But it does happen. Well, there's a lot of people get treated better than they deserve. That's right. So what happened, I mean, I don't know if he did it or if he didn't do it. I think he did. But they didn't prove it, then they should have. So we do have a broken system, but God's system's not broken.

I hope he repented and turned his life to Jesus. That's what I hope happened. And it could have, and that's not going to make the news. And even the repenting and doing that, he's still going to answer for it. That's why. I mean, the question will still be asked and you still answer for everything you've done. Well, it's either you're in Jesus and his book. and you're forgiven for everything you've ever done?

Or you answer it through the law. That's why my favorite Bible verse is John 316 and 17. 17. Yeah. Okay, because here's the deal. If anyone is qualified to judge a human being, it would be Jesus Christ, the son of God. Yeah. And yet here he comes and says, okay, hey, now I didn't come down to judge you.

Yeah. I came to save you. Yeah. That's why I always tell people that's waiting when they said, you know, what about, you know, because you ask the question, is he guilty or innocent? Hey, I'm not qualified. Yeah. I always say that a lot, too. There's, I always say there's a judge that I'm not him.

I'm not him. Yeah. And thank me to him that I'm not. Amen. Because, hey, no. I'm not qualified. Always an interesting topic. You never know.

Oh, yeah. No, no. You know, murder. But my take of what you. Hey, it's an excellent question. Yeah. is. Is it better that he got away with it,

or would you rather put an innocent man in his place? Did you just say that he got away with it? Yeah. Well, he's using he. I thought you were saying, OJek. I'll say it. He got away with it.

Hey, God rest his soul. The juice is no longer loose. Well, no, no. It's, you know, it's something that, you know, a human being, that's a good question because of human being. That's why I don't want nothing to do with John law. Yeah. Okay, because they scare me. Okay, and I'm being honest. Okay, because here's what happens. Y'all, I told Jason,

I said, hey, all they got to do is accuse you, Jason. I said, then the copter come get you, lock you behind bars. And I said, and then it's out of your hands and it's in a person, we call a lawyer. And I said, what if you got one that's overworked and under quarter? to find. Yeah. Yeah. I said, guess what's you going to do, buddy? You're going to do some time.

10 to 20. Yeah. Convict. Hey, never convicted. You're sitting in the jail saying, what happened? Yeah. So no, I would rather say not guilty. Yeah.

Okay. Because, hey, like I said, I'm not the judge. I would say that we went through a world. We went through a time where it used to be innocent until proven guilty. and today. Now you're guilty. You're guilty. The accusation sticks in today's world

because of social media. But not murder. Not murder. They're going to get you. Yeah, but hey. They're going to get your hair and say it was him. But here's the time. Here's the fact, Jamie.

You're accused. Nobody's accusing me. You can't accuse me. Here's a deal. I'm not in the situation. Well, they can't accuse you. I'm the one. I've been accused.

Okay. Of murdering. No, no, I'm going to be accused of whatever crime. Yeah. And I'm not guilty. Yet the public. In their eye. In there I, I am guilty.

Yeah, the accusation. So guess what? I got to move. I got to move from this place. It goes somewhere, but oh, no. Oh, that's right. And, Cy, it's not just murder. I mean, you can be accused of all kind of things that you didn't do.

No, no. But because of the opinion of social media or whatever, then you're going to have to in the day's world. accusation sticks. Whether you like it or not, the accusation sticks. That's why. There's still people on this world

think Phil Robertson is a horrible man because of some misquoted thing in GQ magazine. You're right. You're right. Death threats. That's what I'm saying. That was my point. Now we're getting to that point.

Of today's world being different than it was in the past where you were so insulated from it and the media wasn't there and the things weren't there, that you were in fact innocent unless you were proven guilty. And today you're just guilty. Yeah. And then you have to prove your innocence.

That's the difference in what happened then versus what happens now. And now there's going to be a Netflix documentary made about it from one side or the other that thought they were right. And try to sway you the other way, just like making a murderer or all those other ones that were big during the COVID. It's one of my. I just watched Tiger. That takes me to the verse where Jesus said, hey, okay, they've caught this woman in adultery. Mm-hmm. And then Jesus, all he did was said, hey, the one without saying, you cast the first time.

Yeah, chunk it. You chunk it. That's why I'm, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to ever look up, look down on you. No, sir, I'm not qualified. No, I'm a goblin. The only thing I chunk Rock said is a sign. Why is that so funny?

If you're going down the road and you just go a rock out and it hits a sign, I mean, what a great feeling. When you hear it hit the sign, it's just joy. I mean, the first time I heard Gobwin put all those words together, that's funner and chunking rocks at a sign, I was like, that's pretty damn fun there, though. I mean, like, because you sit there and you just try to lob a man, you try to whack.

The best is the underhand method for me. You just, you let the car do. all the speed. Well, the best one is if you're driving, you're driving. Yeah. Oh, that's that? Over. Over the car.

Have you hit a sign like that? Oh, yeah. That's a good shot. That's a good shot. I'm just saying on that regard. We're not going, we're not going into melody, boys. Oh, it's interesting topics that things like this, like when I saw it sitting over there, I was like, yeah, this could actually be kind of fun.

It's an interesting one. Yeah, I mean, it just all goes back to, at the end of the day, judge, jury trials, all the things. What Phillips said is what I hope is actually the case that somewhere since 1995 till now, OJ found Jesus. He found Jesus. He repented. He gave his life over to him. And hopefully he will be in eternity with all of it. I think everybody, I know everybody in this room for sure.

wants to spend eternity with everybody, no matter what kind of sinner you were. Right. Just like Saul in the Bible, who killed so many people. Remember Saul, he was rough. That's why when everybody says, you know, I'm so bad that Jesus can't help me. Yeah, too far gone. No, you're not. Wrong answer.

Wrong answer. You don't understand the power Jesus has. Yeah. Okay. He is the power. Yeah. Good question, Martin. No, no, I'm serious.

That son you see in the, in the, in the, and hung in the sky, I know the one that hung it. Yeah. Okay, his name is I am. There you go. And that says it all. Hey, you know what's interesting.

Hunter, submit this one for the Cloval War. Yeah. Remember when the detachment... He's a car room that's got to dojo. Remember when the detachment of soldiers, Jesus was praying in the garden, and the detachment of soldiers came to get him, and he walked out, he knew what they were doing.

Come on, he's God in flesh. He walked out, and he said, said, who is it you're looking for? They said, we're looking for Jesus of Nazareth. And he said, I am he, the great I am. I mean, when they, when he said I am he, they, what, fell to the ground as if they were dead. Yeah. I mean, that's some power right there.

I want him on my side. Yeah. Yeah, he's probably the most important to have on your side in the courtroom. Not so. I mean, sigh would help, but, you know. My wife, we're at the house. and she's reading something. And somebody asked a question.

I may have been lived. But anyway, we went religious. Well, she looks up, Matthew, I think, 26 or 27 verse, you know, chapter 27. When Jesus rose from the dead, so did a lot of saints. Mm-hmm. And she said, I've never, I either, I read it and overlooked it. She said, I never, I've never seen that. Yeah.

Not only, not only he rose some dead, but there were saints rose with him. That's why I, like I hadn't, I don't remember reading it. Yeah. There you go. And I'll have to ask myself, you know, not only he rose some dead, you know, he rose other, other Christians, those that believed. remember when he called Lazarus out, raised him up from the dead. Hey, take him death clothes off. What if everybody would have got up who was in there with him?

No, he told him. Take the death rope wraps off. Get that off of you. Yeah, get that off of you. Yeah, put on some Tommy John. And then look, if you keep reading it, Lazarus said, no, it's just, you know, so wild. Lazarus said, Lord, don't lift us all up.

I owe a bunch of these guys money. Am I the only one you raised? Yeah. I'm just joking about that. I need to concording some things before we go into this. Y'all blowing my mind right now. I'm trying to read. That would suck.

Oh, no, that's one of the thing. That's another thing, okay? That, hey, people on the other side wanting to come back. Okay. And they knew they were done for, but they were. want to come back to tell somebody hey look it's real you better you better you know mind your peas and cue so to speak you better get there yeah yeah yeah so that that's just you know it would be a bummer to get there and then turn around and come back but in that case too that's how you

change the world like that's the that's the that's the uh-uh yeah i mean if you go and that's why that's why when somebody comes to the Lord, okay, you got to look and ask yourself a question if you've seen it. Yeah. And said, hey, wait a minute, that old boy used to be, you know. Yeah, what does it say?

Better one sinner come to the Lord, the 99 righteous, the 99 and the one? Yeah. Like the rejoicing, the rejoicing that happens over one repentance? What happened to him to make that big a difference that he changed, that drastic?

Yeah. you've got to ask yourself a question. Well, and I think it's kind of a point Phil always makes, like, for crying out loud, we count time by this fellow. Like, I mean. The year 20, 24. For real, if there was a point, yeah. If there was a point where everybody said time starts now, that's a biggie. Nobody said that about nobody else that was walking on this.

That actually walked around this earth. He did some things. He made some moves. People listen. Either it's the greatest hoax of all time. And boy, were they committed to the bit, you know, when they started boiling them alive. And still walk. And throwing rocks at them.

That's how we kick this off. That goes back to the question. Is he really him? Well, and it does go back to guilty and innocent. Here's a deal. You're going to have to prove me wrong because I'm going to believe in him. Well, if he's not, what's the worst that happens to us? The same thing that's going to happen to us?

Yeah. You lose anyway. You lose anyway. That's why I will, hey, lawyer, you're going to have to prove to me this. Ain't who he says he is. Yeah. That's an interesting one. I tend to always opt for the path that leaves a winning outcome.

Yeah. Yeah, I want a win-win situation. And so far, that's all I see. With him, you win, win, win. There's all the upside. Yeah. Without him. Yeah.

With him. Without him. Yeah. You're either with him or without him. And hey, I'm going to go with, I'm going to win with him. Well, that's my favorite point to make when talking with people. Because we often, you know, Jesus came to give us a bunch of rules and God's got all the rules. Oh, he didn't.

If we- I know he didn't that's part of time. You tell him, you tell him, Sire. Jesus brought the key to unlock all the change, baby. Exactly.

But people think the Bible's like all these rigid rules and, oh man, we're not allowed to do this. But it's actually like, hey, just looking out for you, bro. Turns out if you just pick

woman and stay with her and don't get involved with others, your life's better. Turns out, If you're a good neighbor and you're not lying, cheating, and stealing from people, you know, life's better. Turns out if you, you know, work hard with your hands and live a quiet life and you're not dependent on anybody, life's better. It's just a weird thing where it's like, man, why is you giving me all these rules? Oh, just to make your life better.

Right. And know this, that the whole law is summed up in two things. Yes. Love God with all your heart, soul, mind, and strength. and love your neighbor as yourself. I mean, those two things, I want to do that no matter what happens. I mean, you're going to have a better life. Here's a deal.

I found this out the other day. Second Corinthians chapter 20 verse or no, I should have brought a Bible today. No, no, 2 Corinthians chapter 1, verse 20. Second, 2 Corinthians, 120. 1 20 greater than one Corinthian. For no matter. Here's a deal. The answer, everything in Jesus Christ, the answer is yes.

I just found out the other day. I probably have read it, but I didn't really, it didn't hit and stay. I said, whoa, wait a minute. Wait a minute, if you're in Jesus Christ, all the answers is yes. And amen. And amen. Yes, amen. It is.

You know, you know when Noah was you? there is no condemnation in Christ Jesus. That's right, none. What's that, Romans? That's wrong with something. But, hey, this ain't, Romans ain't, this ain't unashamed. We know it's in there.

You're going to have to look up where it's at yourself. This is a duck all right. Yeah, we're much into the, that's one of my flaws. Redneck interpretation. I can say it's there, but I can't quote what it is. Hey, I got you. eight ones where he's at now folks yeah but you just that's why one jad jade he said it in in

easy english language to understand uh oh dude i'm just trying to make you life better yeah oh wait minute i back that up by scripture everything is yes in christ jesus and amen that's a jam by the way jaddy d hung on the song oh you'll promise so we did It goes heavy. We got 20 minutes. We didn't take it. Let the folks. I don't even know if we'd take it in a break.

No, we haven't. I mean, Phil left and we just kept going. Do you think they framed him? You think somebody framed that? Here's the deal. Hunter just let out. I said, you think they framed him? Hunter went, here's the deal.

Hunter, were you alive during this? No. No way, right? Hunter, what year were you born? I was born in 2000. Yeah, no. Here's the deal. That is so weird.

A neighbor. A neighbor. of the people that got snuffed out. She said, I saw three guys. And he just said snuffed out. Don't laugh, Martin. Don't laugh, keep it together, man.

Well, all right, that's what I am. Sia is officially at the age where he can say stuff like that, and nobody cares. If we say that, they're like, oh, my God, you're so inconsiderate and rude. They snuffed out old girl when he went on a joyride around Los Angeles. I bet you ask you a picture. question. Yeah. They had, hey, a witness next door witness said, hey, you know a lot about this case. Walk out the back gate. Okay. Y'all, the night it happened. Well, I kept asking or kept waiting for

somebody to bring it up in the courtroom. Yeah. It was never brought up. Because the first thing I had done was I said, hey, I want the witness next door on the stand. I've got questions about where's the three guys? Words the three guys. Did anybody look for them? Yeah. No. Well, I doubt one.

And a lot of shame now because every house you got, somewhere got a camera on it. Oh, yeah. So that's what I'm saying. Like the deal. They would have had that sucker on a ring doorbell. It would have been on social media and we would have seen it all play out live. We wouldn't have seen who did it.

Yeah. Also, that camera on that helicopter chasing that Bronco sucked. Like, you couldn't tell nothing. You couldn't tell who's driving. That's how it used to be. Now, they would have had, it had been like, And then OJ would have been live on Instagram. Allegedly.

Allegedly. And he was in the Bronco, wasn't he? Allegedly. And why didn't they sold the chains? I don't know nothing. Blow his four tires. They did that to my grandma. They didn't even do it to O.J.

That's right. He was just driving down to Arkansas room. Hold on. I kid you not. We got an email the other day. I don't know where it's at. Somebody else's grandma got gotten Kentucky by the exact same thing.

The police can't even tell who's in the car, so maybe we wouldn't know if it was OJ these days. That's what I'm telling you. Man, when you bring, the more you add humans to it, the greater the potential for error. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. I mean, that's just. Which is why like, that's the lesson for the day, you know. Okay. That's the lesson for the day. Our dinosaurs real. Hey.

Oh, they were. They were? Yeah. You've seen one? A little guy's bones. We've seen bones. Have you seen the bones? Hold on, biologist, man.

Are you against dinosaurs now? I like to sing Randy Travis says, hey, I'm just sitting here digging up bones. I'm digging up bones. We sure know a lot about something that lived 20 million years ago or billion years ago. How do we know so much? Now we're going to get deep in the biology. I'm just curious on why we keep moving the goalposts on a lot of them. Harbin dating is a farce.

I said it. To get into it more even more. why is all this stuff found in Wyoming to state of Wyoming? What? Yeah. There's a triceratomy. Google it.

A lot of bones, dinosaur bones are found in the state of Wyoming. There you go. Really? Yeah. They never were here, right? What you got? Well, that's what they say.

It's like black panthers. Some people say black panthers ain't here. That's the only fool. Oh, here we go. See? I'm just saying. Where is it, what state has got the, uh, uh, the, uh, uh, dirt level that they keep looking at. What?

It's the main one that's ever, ever quoted. They always go to that state and look at all the level, different levels of the, the, the, uh, to our audience, if you also watch PBS, could you email out. I don't, uh, let us know what he's talking about. I'm not PBS. Here's what I can assure you. Yeah. It's not Louisiana. Because you dig a hole, you dig a hole here.

She's going to be full of water. Yeah. You don't go very far before you get water. Yeah. You ain't going to dig no hole here to look at dirt. We've had a lot of water. There's a lot of hunters out there taking out tricerat. That was the kid's favorite diner for, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's just a shame that they're killing all these poor innocent creatures. For sport. For sport. Have y'all ever seen that? Yeah. All those people get upset on the Twitter or the Instagram or the Facebook about them killing the precious animals.

And it's Steven Spielberg. front of a triceratops. I got a news flashed on it. I watched the show the other day outdoors. And look, hunters were in Africa and doing a good thing. They had the Cape Buffalo. Yeah. That was marauded and killing the villagers in Africa.

Well, the first thing they did, it was a bunch of hunters there. They lodged. They went and said, hey, would y'all come down here and shoot these, you know, Buffalo that killed a lot of people? Yeah. So they went down there, and they killed three of them out of the first. The buffalo or buffalo suck. Buffalo or me?

Yeah. You saw what they did to Mufasa. Yeah, because they, you know, have. Wait, that. Yeah, would you like to live somewhere you're out hanging on your clothes to drive if you washed them and get killed by Cape Buffalo? I don't even like my neighbor's dogs. Well, hey.

I'm terrified of a buffalo. I'm afraid of horses. So, hey, although all of y'all are bad or rough on hunters, we do good things. Thank you. God, I love these hours, man. Well, this is the education or school. I just love, hey. Okay.

I just love the winding road that most of the time, it feels like you're going somewhere, but we're really just like the world's longest NASCAR road race course. We always end up back to the same spot. No, no, what happened here, okay? Look, is I had some trail mix before we started. There it is. Okay, and I'm like Willie Nelson.

I'm on the trail again, boys. He's on the road. Yeah, boys. Unbelievable. There it is. Look at these people. Look at this clown taking out. What a beautiful animal.

Who's the clown? Look. He just killed this for sport. What a bad person. It's a triceratops, dummies. It was Jurassic Park. It was a great movie. Oh, boy.

Oh, man. I love it. On the winding road. Yeah. Are we to the point where we can pull off Jurassic World? Huh? like in real life could we do it

could we do what Jurassic Park oh in real life yeah no why not because hey all them dinosaurs would stampade

and just don't push into the ground yeah we would go back where we came from if they were here there's six movies detailing why it's a terrible

idea but to quote could we do it to quote the movie we never stopped to think about if we should yeah

Dr. Ian Malcolm said we we were so worried if we could We never stopped to think if we should, but could we? Because I'm for it. Really? As a guy who scared of horses, you're for it? Yeah.

As long as it's down there in Guatemala. I mean, I don't want it to be in the wet... The Monroe Zoo does not need dinosaurs. I'm against that. So you think, like, you remake Teradactals. They're just going to stay in Guatemala. They ain't going to come swoop you up. Jurassic Park 3 shows why taradals are a terrible idea.

I'm just saying, try, like, let's keep it. Oh, so you're like, like bronosaurus and like the plant eaters.

Yeah, herbivores only. Yeah. What was, if we learned anything from Stephen Spielberg, it's herbivores only. What was the big flying one

that looked like a bat or a dragon and all this together? Teradactyl. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And it's wonderful that it turned into a duck. Ha,

I think that was the episode of Flintstones. See, it used to be their Teradacal and now it's just a friendly duck And then all the sudden a human being We can shoot them and eat them Mm. Get that inbox I don't know where we're going to keep going

If we don't change the hell at duck call room. I would just love to know if we could do it though I think it's out there I don't think we could handle it I don't think we could handle it But I think it's out there I think the technology is out there

there. And I have a new favorite I just want to pose this before we go any further. As a country who can't even balance a budget, we don't need to be playing with making dinosaurs. We can't even do math. Sir, I want the government

so far away from this. This is a for-profit organization ran by a billionaire somewhere. Like Elon Musk needs to be in charge of this. I'll finalize this as what he just said. Amen. The government needs to stay away.

Hey, time out. You're acting like I'm talking about just the government. How many people in this country run a balance budget? Not many. Our debt ceiling wouldn't be through the roof. That's that. Like, I'm just saying. Dinosaur's expensive.

Until we can do the math. It's a lot. Until we can do the math, let's stay away from the science. I'll fix a. I'm just, that's all I'm going. Yeah, we, Since we have such a rough time with the math, yeah, I was, I was born there. I hope, I just, I hope in prayers one day we do an ad on this for 20% off your ticket to Jurassic Park using promo code duck slash taradactyl.

Anyway, hello at Duck Call Room. I have a new favorite segment. Go ahead. We've never done it, but Wyatt emailed in. He's from Denver, Colorado. The subject line, am I a redneck? Oh, yeah. I would love to judge all of our fans on if they're rednecks or not.

We can't. We can judge that. So if you're curious on if you are a redneck or not and would like size's opinion. Hold it. He just said something where we just talked about. You don't need to go there. Well, you may. I can judge on somebody there's a redneck.

Oh, yeah. You can make that judgment. Let me tell you something. Easily. If you listen to one episode of this long enough to get to the email address, you might be. You are a redneck. No, there might's gone.

Mites on chicken. No, you all. You, you, yeah, Mites on a chicken's area. I don't know about this guy. Okay, but I'll look, all I'm saying is if you emailed in and you asked me if you're a redneck, I'm probably going to start proposing these to sound. But I would love to know what epiphany he had to make him consider that he potentially was. He thinks he is, the people around him say now. Denver, Colorado area.

I don't know what that means, but I'm guessing he's somewhere near that airport that's up to no good. He's currently in an ongoing argument with his co-workers. Oh, they think he is a red... His co-workers think he's a redneck. He doesn't. Because he's from a small country town. He loves to hunt and fish. He also has some stories that they say are redneck.

He didn't share those, so it's hard to say. Stories are good enough. He loves the big city and heavy metal music. That is not good for redneck. That is good for sitting behind the computer in a redneck room. Sports, that doesn't make a difference. he loves going to other big cities. He strongly dislikes the small town life.

He'd much rather be in a suburban neighborhood instead of a ton of land. Based on this information, your name's Wyatt, first off. But would you conclude if he is redneck or not redneck? It just means he's a lead character on Ozart. What, uh... Closet redneck?

My question is, hey, somebody defy a redneck. That's hard. Go to Westster. Give us a dictionary of the What is a redneck in the webster world? I'm not going to give you a a word definition

but I'm going to just give you striking visuals. Oh, that's not fair. Redneck. Redneck. Okay. Redneck. Redneck. Yeah.

I'm offended by Webster's. Hunter. Redneck. Hunter's a redneck. Hunter's a redneck. Hunter's a redneck. He absolutely is. You've moved up in the world.

son? He's a weird one. He's a weird redneck. He's a weird one. He's a weird redneck. He's a fringy one, but his collar is still blue. Oh, okay. And his neck is still red. If you've ever fixed anything with duct tape, you may be a redneck. You may be a redneck. Do y'all really want the... That's a card to Jeff Foxworth's. The Webster's definition is offensive. That's fine. Go ahead. Lay it on us. Our man Noah didn't write this definition anyways.

No. His daughter did. It's sometimes disparaging. A white member, I'm just going to stare in the camera for a second and say this, that makes it false. Of the southern rural laboring class. Yeah. You're saying all rednecks are white people? No. Oh, no. That's that thing.

No. The only thing that they have correct about that after being all over this country and world as well is member of laboring class. That's right. Yeah. The only part of that definition is actually. Most redneck place I've ever been is Canada. Yeah. Yeah.

Notice. We ain't picking on Beth saying she ain't one. Beth might be a redneck. New people from Saskatchewan for sure rednecks. Look, let's just give a back story on Beth. She started in Canada. She went to North Carolina. She ended up in Louisiana.

You don't survive those moves without having at least a tenth redneck in you. So, yeah, she's in. Otherwise, she'd have been done. done. She'd have been done acting like a Maller Drake and headed back home. But she said, no. But the fact that she can come

and thrive. And fit in, yeah. She had redneck. Webster actually gave the working class people. Webster sucked. Yeah. He, you know, kudos.

Yeah. Do you know how many black rednecks? I know that's all I need to say about the white part. We're all redneck. And they're everywhere. Hey, buddy. I had so many in Michigan.

No, a bunch of them too. I mean, and Southern, that's just the dumbest thing. Yeah, no, it's not Southern. The Southern deal is, oh, he's in there out there. You boys go stomp around them hills of Pennsylvania and upstate New York. That's right. Go to West Coast. Get back with you.

Yeah, go to Wisconsin, Minnesota. Whenever I was in Pittsburgh, I saw more calf tattoos than I've ever seen in my life in Pittsburgh, specifically. Yeah. A calf tattoo. And a colored calf tattoo? two. It's a telltale sign. Anyways, Wyatt specifically. I'm going to go white.

I don't care. I mean, I think he grew up redneck and he's trying to run from it. Well, he better wrap this up because I got a doctor's woman. Oh, shoot. There you go. I've got a Bible verse for us today. Hey, get us on the Bible verse. This redneck's got to go see a football, high school football player. I got to go see touchdown Tommy.

Redneck. Second Corinthians 513. if we are out of our minds, as some say, it is for God. If we are in our right minds, it is for you. Keep that in mind. If we're out of our mind, Sire, I'm going to leave you with this. I'm raised my hand. I am out of my mind, and I'm going to touchdown Tommy.

Touchdown. Is it over already? We'll see y'all next time. See y'all next time, you bunch of redneck. What?