Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Presents His New Wingman for ‘Duck Dynasty: The Revival’

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

Uncle Si introduces his favorite new co-star from “Duck Dynasty: The Revival” Jacob Mayo, who also happens to be Bella’s husband. Martin explores the origins of Jacob’s nickname “Butt Cut” along with the other crazy nicknames of Si’s buddies. John-David goes giddy hearing all the insider details of Bella and Jacob’s pet peeves with each other, but Jacob is careful to make sure he’s not in the doghouse because of his comments. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen, and today we have a guest. We have a guest. A big guest. We have an infamous guest. One of the duck slash buck slash soon-to-be-struck boys. Soon-to-be-struck boys? He's low-key, a little savage, which I think he'll probably show us today into some regard, depending on our questions. No, we have Jacob Mayo, Bella's husband in the house.

AKA Buck cut from Balkomville. From Balcomville. Not our name. That is an affectionate nickname given to him by his father-in-law. Correct, correct. Which, by the way, how'd you feel?

Did the first time he dropped that on you? Was that at that deal? Or did you know that that one was coming? No, yeah. He dropped it on anything or like playing tennis or something. Ah, okay. But I'm kind of used to it. People have called me like nicknames my whole life.

Why did you get butt cut, though? I just had long hair at the time it split down the middle. Okay. And I cut it off. And then I was thunder thighs because I had some short, shorts one.

Hey, I didn't know thunder thighs. Hey, why not, you all, welcome to the family with a joke. That's what I'm saying. You just got on it.

Well, I don't know which one I would prefer butt cut or thunder thighs, but. It's a fun combo, you know. Yeah, I guess it's better than thunder cut and butt thighs.

So. I do. Pause. Yeah. That's a good call. It could always be worse. Right. I never thought about that way.

Yeah. But that is, I guess, probably one of the things that Willie genetically got from Phil is you just nickname everybody. Nobody goes by their real name. He doesn't know anybody's real name. Yeah, I think it's easier to remember something derogatory than their actual name. I got a nickname this year that was very surprising. I never had this nickname. So I was at Camp in Nebraska with Roachie.

and Jacob Armstrong was there. Oh, goodness, grace. There was only one other Jacob there, and he goes, there's two many Jacobs. Your name's Joey. And so now they just all call me Joey. And it has no affiliation with anything. It's a hazing ritual.

He got Joey instead of Jimson. Benny got robbed. Just Joey. Do you know Benny? Yeah. You know Benny. I love Benny. When Benny started working here, what name did y'all hang on?

Jimson. Jimson. That's what Phil called everybody. I thought it was Benny Doodoo. Benny Doodoo was next, but Phil called him Jimson. And Benny's parents are from North Carolina. They show up one day and they're like, yes, is Benjamin here? And everybody's like, we don't.

We don't have a Benjamin. We don't have a Ben or a Benjamin. Our Ben or Benjamin. And they're like, he's been working here for six months. And they were like, nope. That's weird. And then they said, oh, you mean Jimson. Okay.

Yeah, we know him. That's when he walked by my office and his parents said, what is Jimson about? And he said, I don't know, some kind of hazing ritual I think. But that's just kind of Yeah, whatever Phil saw you and hung you with, that's what you And that's the Phil's go-to, right? Jimson, he's called several people Jimson until he figures out what they really are

And I'm not really sure what Jimson has, I don't really know what it has to do with anything. But I'm about to. I've been careful. You never know. But so Joe, you got. So go. Go ahead.

See what it tells us. I'll leave it to Roachie to hang Joey. Why, like you're a baby kangaroo? That's a real. that's a real roachy jordan summit move it actually comes from a weed too many jacobs there were two of them it's actually come from a weed jipson weed yeah i know that yeah i knew there was jimson weed but i guess because he was skinny maybe yeah yeah i mean the best one to me was no leg oh no legs yeah i've told you really that was hilarious have you ever met evil eye jacob you'll know when you do

Yeah, that one fits. That one, that one, that one trash. I met evil eye. He goes, no, no. How's going, John David? They called me evil eye. He stuck a stick in his eye. Yeah.

Oh, he's blind in one eye. Yeah. So that's when Phil, that's what Phil hung on at first time he made you. Yeah. And the one that works is looking at. Yeah. Do you have a reason why he stuck a pencil in his eye? Well, he didn't ask that many questions.

Yeah. Yeah. Some things you just don't ask, you know. I would ask. You'll figure that out. But it's definitely. there's one and then there's another. They're doing two separate things.

Sorry, you, blah. You're out there. But no, Jacob, you've actually been a topic of conversation on here a few times. You have one of the most interesting jobs in the world. Yeah, we've even shown people your website. Like Johnny D. has went on there showing people. Well, that's because I was going to buy something. Then I realized it couldn't afford it.

I thought they were pulling my leg. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was a joke. That you sold other people's stuff. Yeah. For lack of a better term. old stuff and I said and he makes a living at it.

He makes that good living at it. Yeah. I'm super blessed, no doubt. Hey. So why? Why? Why? Oh, wow.

I mean, I see you wore your best today, your sweatpants and you. No, I mean, I was playing baseball in college and I started dating Bella. And if you know anything about college sports, I really didn't have time for like a job or anything. And so I was like, I'm going to sell some clothes in my closet. I was already into old stuff. Like my grandpa's stuff, I used to steal his clothes. My grandma would be like, you can take whatever you want. So I would. Free inventory. Yeah, she would just buy more clothes. I was like, that's a good deal, free clothes. So I took some of my old stuff out of my closet, and I'd seen that people sold them before. And I just sold something to make some money so I could take bail out on dates

and stuff. And I sold all of it. I just took the money. And I was like, I'm going to take this money and just reinvest, go try and find old stuff. And so then I dived into that side of like finding everything in that business, like learning how to find the stuff, learning who to talk to, how to get your name out there. And so I'd wake up at like 5, 6 a.m. before practice and like hustler.

And I would go look for stuff with my grandma. Like I still take my grandma to sales and stuff today. Oh, that's a thing we do all the time. That's tight. She kind of taught me. I used to think it was weird when I was younger, but then I got into it in middle school. But she's like loves garage sales and stuff.

So I would still take her. I took her like last week. And we would just go look for stuff. And then I'd go to school and do that and then do study hall hours because you had to. And then come home, take pictures and sell stuff. And just kind of did it over and over again. It all compiled. And then they paid for my wedding ring and then paid the bills.

Well, that's a lot of fun. Yeah, it's fun. Most grandmals are a hoot. Oh, yeah. She's talking so much. They do. Y'all. Yeah.

And so it's just a fun thing, like in a connection. my grandpa's actually kind of jealous that I do it with her. He's always like, oh, yeah, she loves that you're always thinking about her. I know, no, no, because, see, that's one of my pet peeves. I didn't get to know either one of my grandfathers. Yeah. And that has always just set me on fire. Yeah, for sure.

You'll get to know. Because, y'all, I've met other people's grandfather. And, yeah, grandpaws and grandmaws are a hoot. Oh, yeah, especially when they're from Baltimore. a life, okay. Y'all, and just y'all. Mine are from Balkanville. I call mine the king and queen of

Balkanville. They actually might be if it wasn't for size. If the paper mill wasn't there, for sure. So yeah, you're from that side of the interstate. Do they still live in Baltimore? No, they moved out, but all my family's businesses are on Martin Street in Balkanville. That's a good street.

The first bus barn from A.O. Tours is on Martin Street, and then the new ones just right across the street. Yeah, so you can. come from a family of entrepreneurs anyway. If you, everyone like my sister and my brother both on their own businesses as well. Yeah, there you go.

It's got a funny thing to think about now. Yeah. They're all little hustlers, all those mails. Well, yeah, that's the right word. Hustlers. Well, that's what's funny. It was like I coached his brother.

Me and Jace, when Jace recruited me to help him coach baseball of all things, which I know why he wanted me, like, because I would say the things that Jace wouldn't. Jace was out there like running for mayor kind of, like trying to be that guy.

It's a political position. Yeah, so if you needed somebody to get on the umpire or fight for your kids, that's why he had me, right? Because then he could point the finger at me. He's like, we're not going to act like him.

Hey, he hailed him. Yeah. Talk to that man right there. He handled him. And I was pretty good at, I was pretty good at negotiating, right? So like, we could, we could get some things.

Once you're scary. Yeah, we could get some things going our way. Yeah. You're a big guy. Yeah. Some 15-year-old umpire and Martin come walk up to him and start screaming out. I never raised. Especially back in the middle of my life and look, we didn't see him when he was chewing

my butt for screwing up. I felt so bad. You know what's funny is even during that I never yelled at an umpire. I didn't even yell at our kids. I'm more of a, let's talk about this. Let's talk about this like a couple of them. I just called him blue. He's a usual.

The best never goes up or down. Yeah, I just called them blue. I said, come on over here, Blue, let's talk. And, yeah, I mean, they always wore blue shirts whenever we were doing it at Dixie youth. So, like, I just called him blue. And some of them I knew, anyway. Did you know blind eye, Joe? You remember that guy?

Oh, yeah, I remember. He always wanted to show you his girlfriend on his flip phone. Yep, absolutely. I think it was his daughter. I could never tell you. It felt weird. It's a real thing. Hey, that's a Dixie League legend there.

Yeah, it felt weird. There was more than Crazy Jay? Yeah, yeah, blind-eyed Jack A Crazy Jay was just a fan, not an umpire Oh, okay Yeah, Crazy Jay just walking around And giving you that number Ah

I know Crazy Jay He invented that game People that are Well, hold on, this is a podcast I always forget we're on We think we're a video I looked at it You know the game where you put the circle

In three fingers And you get to punch your friend Yeah That was invented in West Monroe, Louisiana By a man named Crazy Jay That hangs out at the ballpark Yeah That's shaking her head, I promise, Beth's a real thing.

It's wild. Yeah, no, it's wild. He invented that. I know this guy. You never played this game? If you look at it, I get to punch you. Below your waist. It's below the waist, but if you don't look and you break it, you get to hit them.

Right. So, like, it's a. I don't think anyone ever hit Jay. No, no. No, because he was too good at it. Well, he invented the game. But he never hit you either. He was like, ah.

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But now you are. You're a part of the revival. What is it? I just need to know, because we've been doing it so long. It's standard operating procedure for us. What's your opinion on it? Just not the show. We can't talk about any of that stuff.

But like just being on TV. Except for how funny that one thing was we can't talk about. Yeah, we'll get there. We'll bring him back when that one drops. Oh, that one. That one's really good. That one's really good. I don't think you again.

But no, life on TV. We're in a microphone, people listening to you pee in. What's your? What's your thoughts on that so far? I'll probably say it just how, like I say about most of the things, some days you wake up and you are excited and you love what you're doing. Some days you wake up and it's like, man, it's all right. Yeah, I got to do it again.

Yeah, I got to do it again. And then some days you wake up and you're like, man, I hate this stuff. I just think that's the, I think that's how I view life. Like, that's how it goes for me. Like some days is awesome. Some days it's just the same old deal. And then some days you're like, man, this sucks. And so I guess that's where I'm out on it.

Yes, I had a bad day yesterday. Yeah. I don't know why I've seen him. Yeah. On what we've done. Yeah. He fits right in. Oh, I know.

Yeah. He fits right in. That's why he's the one in the chair. Yeah. You guys stop saying why he's the one in the judge. Yeah. Let me refrain. I'm not the Messiah guy.

No, that's why he's the first one in the chair of the son-in-laws. Oh, we're going down that. Well, I'm just saying because he fits in. And because the whole time everyone I, I've been with him. He's just making fun of them the whole time. Well, no, no. And I sit there and laugh.

Hey, he can take it and he can give it. Oh, yeah. That's the sports background. That's the first time I noticed when we started filming. Yeah. Because I'm always riding them. He's the only one that really just saying, okay, you want to go that route, old man? Okay, here we go.

Yeah. But it's fun doing it with family. I think it makes it a little easier. Like being around, like, y'all and people I know, you know, makes it a lot more chill. but yeah some days you're going this crew yeah this is this is going to be the easier ones you find right here but it's but it's one of them about like when he said well you know yeah because because what go ahead fire away buddy yeah oh here we go we're going i've been involved in right you're going you're looking at and saying this ain't going to do nothing yeah i get that yeah

sometimes but then they put it together and then you look and it's like that was pretty funny. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, so it's one of them, it's one of them oxymorized, that's what I call it. It may not look good, but then when they told it on television,

it is good. Yeah, like that day, I took him duck out, and I said, wait till you see this on YouTube. I said, it's going to look like we whacked them. We ain't killed, but eight, but wait until you see it is.

It's going to look like, it's going to look like we killed a snot out of it. The magic of editing. Yeah, well, when you go to them weird, days where the weather matches and he didn't kill but a couple with all of a sudden we killed them too you know so like yeah no no because i was like uh uh uh help dad you know help is uh editing yeah yeah come of our footage yes sir yep he's he's looking at it and he said hey he said man that's pretty good camera work son he said you made it look like they killed every one of them and help live and he said dad they did

kill every one of them yeah 25 coming there we read a you. Wow. That's back when we actually got groups of 25. We don't get that. Yeah, we don't do that don't happen anymore. We're lucky to get three now. Yeah, we're lucky to get five.

Yeah, if we're lucky. I'll say that the eight that we did kill, it was fun. See, that's what I'm talking about. It was just two of us. I mean, plus Jerry, but I mean, hey, it was a good day. I didn't think we both thought we were going to sit out there until four o'clock, that's a good thing we left when we did, buddy. Yeah.

I checked that radar and said. I went from. I wanted to go legal to legal, just. Just because. Just because why? It was my last day to hunt. We were having to go. It was there.

Like, well, it was my last day to hunt, and I needed to know when them ducks were coming in there just for future reference. Yeah. But then I looked at that radar, saw that line of storms coming, and I said, let's get out of here. There's no reason on your last day to get soaking wet in the last hour. Yeah. Struck by lightning.

Yeah. I expect that if you've had a good decent hunt. I am interested in what it's, from your opinion, what it's like being married to Bella. because y'all are a little on the opposite of things huh yeah yeah yeah we're definitely opposites yeah so how i gotta know because me personally yeah yeah yeah do you ever get mad if i provoke her yeah okay if you punched the bear yeah you're a provoker too though but that's what you do yeah i get it from

my dad it's just the prince of bockhamville that's how we grew up this in my life how grew up was like if someone liked you they picked on me so like my dad just I'm saying if they don't know a mess with yeah yeah that just how I grew up so like we all kind of do it my siblings we all pick on each other that was just how we grew up so I kind of just sometimes I think it's funny to mess around you know and if you take it a little too far the bigger comes out you know what I mean are you the baby 100% me too big boy I played pickleball enough with him to know he's the baby because every once a while he's not trying to beat you in pickleball he's just trying to beat you in pickleball he's just trying to get you so frustrated with the words coming out of his mouth that you're going to break something

in anger you should watch him and curly play sometime it's a magical experience i was just saying for playing sports don't come around me if you're you know get really mad because you're sensitive or yeah i'm gonna say something to experience he's gonna make sure you get to the point you can't come back what positions you play in baseball uh i was a catcher i was about say he should be a catcher because he's sitting there going, Oh, you're talking trash the whole time. Is that your sister? I'm left field.

Yeah. And I played utility, but most, I could play catcher later in my career for it. Yeah, you, yeah, you sat back here and just talk trash a whole time. Hey, me as I'm part of a good time. Just jerked.

Hey, right, some of them can't take it. Oh, I know. Well, that's, it runs some people's game. No, it does. Because they can't take it. And, hey, that's the one you want because you're going to poke him big time, you know. If you look at it from my perspective,

you know, I'm making them bad. You know, I'm trying to vet them out to where they can get tougher skin, you know. Or they don't. They just deal with it forever. But they could learn and, you know, get tougher skin. That's how I learned. I used to be that way when I was younger, but I was like, man, this doesn't work out.

I need to figure it out. Why would I get mad at it? They just do it more. Yeah, they're going to still do it. Yeah. They just let them say it and then just start saying stuff to them. So if you can make them, man. Oh, the worst thing you can do is react.

Yeah. Somebody like him. No, for sure. I don't ever even react. Who can you get the best reaction out of? You already know. You're talking about family? Anybody.

Any human. I mean, people like Christian Curley. Anyone that, like, gives me a reaction. I learned it from my dad. My dad plays life like a poker. Like, he plays cards to instigate and see how you react. That's how he plays life. If you can't take it, no.

Yeah, you don't want to be there with him. It's how my dad knows everything. You don't want to play in our game if you can't take it. Yeah. Them do you get crazy. You can get stuck, boy. Yeah, I played enough for your dad to realize that back in the day, when it was still.

poker before it became bingo. Before the game turned. Yeah. Before everybody somehow made significantly more money than me. Yeah. I don't. It used to be a decent game when you'll buy it for 20. Yeah, I'm not in that day.

Yeah. Yeah, when everybody was broke, it was way more fun. This is how, hey, look, this is how rich those dudes are that play poker with I went and played one time because it was my uncle Dion, he was a charity for him. He got cancer and they were like, donate all the money. And I was like, oh, that's great. I'm going to go pay to play. It was like $100.

So I paid. I lost in like an hour and a half. And I was like, I'm out of here. They're like, you're not buying back in? I was like, no. And they're like, somebody was like, oh, here's $100 and put me back in. I was like, y'all these are crazy. Yeah.

They just won't, they won't live money at the table. Yeah, they're sick. Okay. They are sick. All of us. All of us are sick. Oh, yeah. We all need to be hospitalized.

Some of the nicknames I know you are sick. Oh, no. Like fart machine? Part man. That's real. I said it. Tell you, that dude gasped me out there. Oh, no, no.

He's, I said, I'm serious. No, no, they laugh because I said, oh, he's an obnoxious. Oh, just obnoxious guy. Yeah, yeah. I didn't. Is he obnoxious or noxious? Oh, hey, he's both. Hey, I can tell you one thing.

He's stinky. That boy is stanky. And the thing is... Is that part of his strategy? He could fart me out. Dude. No, this guy was named right. Oh, yeah.

They even like, oh, is that you fart man? He's like, oh, yeah. I do. That's terrible. Why people go around doing something? Do I know fart man? Well, here's the deal. I don't invite him to my poker game.

You don't want your house smelling like that? You have a diffuser or something if you invite him. You're going to put mold on the seat or something. He could at least hang up one of those pithetries back there. This is worse than that if you take fish and put them in the sun. Oh, God. That's how you know you've been around them a lot. long time. You know exactly what it's

smelling like. Oh, I'm serious. It's worse than fish that's been out in the sun for two weeks. And all I'm smelling now is rotten fishheads because that's a smell I'm very familiar with. I'm serious. Yeah. Just think about if he hits the jackpot and releases one, then you lost money and you lost your sense of smell.

Yeah, yeah. Probably won't ever get it back. Yeah, it's over. Yeah, now we're going to... Back to Bella. I'll go back. Yeah. Back to my beautiful wife. I'll go back to it. Yeah, dude. It's awesome. very humbling, very like, it's a blessing from the Lord. Yeah. I would have never thought in a million years I'd be here, but here I am.

And, yeah, she makes me a better man. We're both imperfect. We both, you know, have our little hissy fits and whatever, but we're quick. He's the better half. Yeah, quick to forgive. Jacob might be the better half. Try to, no, she definitely is. But she makes me a better half of whatever I am, you know what I mean?

I'm a better man. Yeah. Yeah. That's tight, man. Yeah, she's awesome. I mean, obviously we all have our flaws. We're not perfect people, but I wouldn't choose anyone else to go to battle every day with, you know? Good answer.

What's, okay, what's one quirk she has? Is there one thing she does that annoys you? I'm just curious. We've all named our wives in the past. Because I'm not able to go home today and the cabinets are completely rearranged. So, like, Brittany. Well, you can't find. Yeah, Brittany is a mover of things.

I went into my in-law's house the other day, and the TV, was just on a different wall. And I was like, what y'all do? And they were like, well, we just thought the living room might look better this way. And I was like, God, this is where my wife gets it from. And I just didn't say anything. Then I went back and it was back to how it was. I was like, what are you people to do it?

I say, once you do something like that, it's such a shock that you can't take it. So you got weirder in-laws than all of us. Yeah, so she got anything like that. Yeah, she's weird. I mean, I'm trying to think, like, what's a, yeah, I'm trying to think about how I want to sleep in the bed at night. No, it's fine. I'll tell her. I got you back, big dog.

I mean, I guess one thing, like, she cooks a lot. Yeah. But I always doing the dishes. So she always leaves them out. I got to do them. She got that from her father. Yep. If you cook, you don't clean you.

I'm trying to think. It's just fine. I'll do the dishes. I'm just saying, like, I'll come home from, like, a week. Like, let's say I go out of town, like, in WTF, like we just went to. I came home and there's, like, all the dishes, like the pots. She clooked every day. For the week?

Yeah, I got to clean them all. Billy Robertson's daughter, everybody. I'm just like, oh, Lee. But she does, she helps me and stuff. But yeah, that's one thing. I'm trying to think of what else. I have one of Bella. I told Bella I was going to wait for her to be back in the room to show this photo.

But last time she was on, I got back to my house and I opened Facebook and some Duck Dynasty fan club posted this photo, which is my favorite photo of all time. Oh, yeah. I've heard that story. So John, it's the picture of Bella and her three siblings going to school. John Luke looks like your typical 12-year-old boy like, oh, I'm at school. Yeah. He's got... He's a big girl.

I love having a bad date. And Bella is just boo-hoo crying in the first day of school picture. I mean, those bangs are real deal. Bang, bang. Is this, because this picture is what I think of when I think of Bella. Oh, yeah. Is that accurate? Oh, yeah.

She is a sourpatch kid first thing in the morning. I don't know if that's changed or not. She's a sad cryer. I'll tell you that. If my kids cry like that, I'm going to feel bad. Does she still sleep till like noon? No. Okay.

Because, though, this is, I just thought of the worst quirk ever. I actually thought about this. This is a different thing. I wait. She doesn't sleep till noon because I wake up. up and make her a coffee and bring it to her as she gets up. Okay. Well, that's nice of me.

I don't want to do that, but I do do that. It's a better thing. You know, there's some things you got to just do, you know? It's not a bad trade-off, you know. It's good. Okay. I get some pluses out of it, you know. So then you must have been out of town the one day that me and Si had to film with her

and our call time was nine. Yeah, I heard she slept in. Yeah, I was out of town. Yeah. Bella rolled in at 1030 and said, oh my goodness. I didn't hear my alarm. I'm like, at what point did you not just wake up before 10 o'clock? I get up and tell her to turn them off.

Like, she doesn't wake up. She's been doing that her whole lot. She's a serial alarmer. Yeah, like she's got like 10 of them. And none of them work. They're just there for like, I guess, a piece of mind or something. They don't set them, but it, no. No, it's just like, do you want to listen to your alarm in the morning as like a new podcast or music?

I don't know. It's like, terrible. Oh, that. the thing? First quirk ever. She hates a ceiling fan. All right. Settle this debate for me.

She hates a ceiling. Yes. As in, she thinks it's not a real thing, like when you go to bed and have the fan on. Oh, wow. I just want to make one thing abundantly clear.

I legitimately do not know the last time the ceiling fan in my bedroom was off. To clean it. Fortunately enough... I don't even think we've done that. Oh. Yeah.

It's just going. Yeah. Fortunately enough, in our relationship as leader of the family. We made an executive call on that one. So y'all ain't got a ceiling fan. So, no, I, no, no, no, we ain't go ahead. You check that thing out.

No, but hey, first thing, hey, take the seat. Hey, take the seat. Hey, look, out of the bedroom. We bought, we turned that thing on. And, you know, I bought her more covers. I bought her glasses, you know, for eyes or watering. There you go. No, I'm just kidding.

She got glasses. She said it was better. So, hey, good for her. Yeah. She hates a ceiling fan? She just doesn't think it's a real thing. Like, a real thing as in like, I grew up every day of my life. I turn that sitting fan on.

I want to be cold when I go to sleep and then I get warm under the covers. And then, you know, I don't want to be hot. I sweat. I get too hot. Like, it's not. You're sweaty guy. She wouldn't make it in ours. There's a minimum of three fans running in our bedroom when we go to bed.

Yeah, one on each side of bed. What's the set? Yeah, I was it. One on each side of bed for noise and then the ceiling fan. Fans are needed. I'm team fans. I'm pro fan. I can't sleep in quiet.

Hold on. You're the king of sleep. Yeah. Well, no, I got a sleeping fan. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm a fan guy. But I need the noise of the little fans, like for white noise. I mean, you know, we could use sound machines,

but my kids got all them. So. And I know it happens because I, I, my dad, mom, you know, I get cold now.

It hurts so easy. Yeah. Yeah, because I'll come in another day and sit down. I said, Christine, you got the stupid. air, air, air conditioning off?

He said, yeah. I said, turn that cap off, turning the heat on. Uh-oh. She said, you cold? I said, yeah, I'm cold. You might be in Bella's boat then. Well, no, no, because y'all normally,

yeah, I, you know, as soon as I go to the bedroom, it's flipped the, you know, hands on. She wanted them with 15 blankets? Her? Yeah. She's doing whatever it is to be warm. I don't know. I've never met someone that's so cold.

Yeah, Brittany, like it's so cold, and there you got to have 15 blankets. And I don't like sleeping with a blanket. So I like a seat. You're just sleeping out there in the open? I just sleep. I've pulled that strategy before. No, no, you got to have a weight.

The thing about this, Bella goes out of town. You don't want, you know, you don't want full of the bed. You just get on top and you go sleep. And then if you come home, bed's been made the whole time. You sleep in the pants you wear the next day, don't you? I've done before. But I, you go to bed like, I'm going to wear this tomorrow.

I mean. I'm going to take a nap and that. After a little, you know, Chris, they said, why don't you get comfortable? I said, I have comfortable. Yeah. But just so we're clear, this ain't to make fun of Bella show either. No, we love Bella.

Because Bella. Oh, we all got our quirks. No, this is learning. They're newly married somewhat. Hey, we got our corks. Everybody's got me. Oh, no, but that's what I was going to say. Bella come in the other day, griping about Jacob.

Because she said, yeah. Well, she said, yeah, he wants to get a new car. And I was like, okay. That's fine. And she said, have you seen his other one? And I was like, no, she said he's backed into like five things in our driveway. Hey, look. Oh, a young big Dave, if you will.

Yeah. What are you running into? Some years are better than others, you know? She said he's backed into his trailer. He's backed into his employee's car. He's back into the tree. He said, then he got his truck stuck in our gate. Like, they got a little gate right there or something.

Oh, yeah. That was the recent one. That was bad. I looked like Al got stuck in between two trees. Finally just told the door. Yeah, sometimes. And she said, and all I asked him was, well, can you be a little more considerate of this one?

And he said, no. I was just trying to be real, you know. I wasn't trying to do false promises there. I mean. That's a good thing. What kind of truck do you have now that you're just running into everything? I'm not running into everything. I've just done a lot of stupid stuff.

Like, it's not like everyday thing. I'm a good driver. We're going to have to get you something with a backup camera, though, because most of what I heard was you backing up. I mean, do you just not love? No. long story short, this doesn't prove the pointer make it any better.

I just wasn't thinking, okay, so we have a driveway. It's kind of like... Have a driveway. It looks like a three-way stop. I'm just saying, like, you can go straight or you can take it right. I'm just saying the shape is like a straight road and there's a parking spot, like two parking spots to the right.

Okay. Does that make sense? Yeah, a little pad up. You get what I mean? I know where, I know your location. So I usually back out going into those two parking spots and then it turns me around and I pull out of the driveway. I'm in a rush.

This was like, I did this twice in two months. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Honestly, telling the person that works for you that you hit them in your parking lot, like at your house is honestly way worse than even hitting them. Like, just having to walk in the second time. Like, I walked in the second time and just said,

I'm stupid. I literally looked at my employee and said, dude, I'm dumb. Like, I don't really- Yeah. Just backing into Zach's rig? Yeah. Boy walked in looking like Britney Spears, man.

I said, whoops, I did it again, man. Yeah, I know, it was terrible. I mean, it was just bad. Like, you know, looking at somebody being like, yeah, I didn't do this once, and I did this twice. And the worst thing about it is I didn't even mess up his car. My whole back bumper just fell off.

And I lost my tail light, too. Going five miles an hour, guys, this is what we're also talking about here. Five miles an hour. I am going to side firmly with Team Jacob in the controversy of the fan, and then Team Bella is right. You do not need a new vehicle. Hey, it's tax right off, come on That's not up, boy

Trying to get an electric car or something I'm gonna quote I'm gonna quote my good friend and controller And CPA Harry Profit Yeah, yeah Just pay the taxes Yeah, yeah, maybe No,

Harry's my account at it Just pay the tax Yeah, just pay the taxes Yeah, long story short, in a rush, not thinking He liked to back into Yeah, I guess I've only backed into one I boxed in my buddy Drew's truck in my driveway, and that was a very sick feeling.

Yeah. Not fun. No, it's not. I backed in, well, I jacked off my trailer one time intentionally. But I didn't have another option. I was down one of them, like, muddy farm roads where I was backing up. And the only way to save the trailer was to take on a culvert. And I said, you know what?

That trailer ain't going to hurt this truck too bad. So let me go ahead and jackknife at where I can get away from this culvert because, I mean, it was raining and that water was ripping out of that culvert. I said, yeah, I ain't trying to get off in that. So here we go. I just kind of bend it in a little bit. That's when I realized what Phil always talked about. He said, yeah, that truck's two inches narrower than when I got it. I made mine approximately two inches narrower.

There you go. Yours is two inches shorter. Yeah, a little shorter. You ain't got back in nothing. You ain't got a bumper. It saves me some inches. You know, next time I get in the same situation. Yeah, you'll stop.

A little more reaction time. I'm telling you. Yeah, it was funny. She's like, he's just so un-materialistic, it's a problem. She said, I need him to be a little more materialistic so he'll take care of stuff. That was her gripe. Yeah, I don't really care. Yeah, she said, he'll just run into the wall with the laundry basket.

You're saying I can't get a new car. Who said I was getting a new one, you know? That's a good point. I'm getting a used bigger one. That's all. It sounds like you need bigger. Bigger is better for you because you're going to take out some trees. before too long.

Yeah, I might need to get like a good bumper on there one that can take some hits, you know? There's a pipe sign bumper. Yeah. Sold you Gator Flames. I might suggest a backup camera, though. It didn't work. As in like, I didn't use it.

He ain't going to look. Yeah, why use it? Yeah. Nowadays, them cars will stop you. Yeah. And then it'll stop you. And then it'll stop you. Oh, you got one of the stuff.

Did that gobble again? Blu-b-b-b-b-b-b-and-it. Allison's new cars like a spaceship. It's just, it's just, tell you when you fix the hit. Now, Brittany's is like it, too. And even that... It took me back into a lane the other day.

Yeah, that one that I got out there, I don't like, it judges, I don't know what it judges, but when it starts breaking for you, I'm like, hey, calm down, son, I got it. Yeah, I don't like it. It is okay. It likes hitting people too much for something like that. That's the thing is, the funny part about it is nothing that I do is like a wreck. Like, as in, like, I don't hitting someone on the highway or on a regular road. I'm just doing stupid little little.

lack of focus, mistakes. In the driveway. In the driveway. Yeah, you're way better at hitting stuff not moving. Exactly. That's, hey, swing by the honey hole after this and look at Big Dave's old tundra.

He won't get rid of it because it's got too many memorable scars. Yeah, like a tidalist. Oh. That sucker. It caught on fire at one point. Really? Just kept rolling.

Somebody walked in the Honeyhill one day said, hey, your truck's on fire. He goes, huh? Walked outside, there's just some wet piece of cardboard somehow lit in the back of the, the truck and just full for flames going everywhere. I always wonder what them fire extinguishers is full.

Yep. And it's still got all the burn marks from it. He just keeps riding it. Yeah, why not? You know, I would keep my truck if it was just a little, like if it was a tundra, if it was just bigger, like I don't, I just need a bigger one for storage and stuff. You know what's crazy?

It's true. He is, you know what? You are moving a lot of things. I'm driving a lot, going to shows, pulling a trailer. I just want something heavier. That's really the thing. And you know what's crazy? I've changed my mind.

Bella's wrong. On his current business model, he'll be able to sell that truck for more than what it's worth. It's true. How much longer you got to wait until that truck becomes vintage? I'm going to put some work on it first. Well, I thought that was the thing about vintage. You could sell it as a distressed Toyota, right? Just straight.

Ain't that what y'all do? I haven't thought about that. He started in shirts. Yeah. In hats. Yeah, I could put it like on an Excel sheet, like the record of like the distressedness happening yeah yeah sell the story they'll start to distress vehicle back homes in my you gotta sell the story we're not selling yeah exactly i like that you gotta sell the story

what's your most memorable sell item of old people of not old people's people's old stuff sir have you've been to his website it's old people's stuff the 1997 john michael mcumry what i do best concert t-shirt that's some old person you like that you like john michael mcgomer They didn't like John Michael. I do too. I was just wondering. I was sold on John Michael Montgomery. He went down to the Grundy County auction.

He's always one of the song of church of crass. Yeah, I like that letter from home song. It's a good song. That's a good song. Oh, man. Church of crap. Most memorable sell. Or is there like one piece that you got that you're like, I'm not selling this?

Is there something that you have that's not for sale? Or is there something that you said, I'm about to make a billion dollars off this. There's definitely a few things. I mean, I bought these, like, display Levi's from the 50s before. They're, like, salvaged in them. They were 76 waste by, I think, 48 in seam. They were, like, display, like, so, like, they put them on the wall. Like, they're just like that.

Oh, marketing, marketing. 70. That's like a lot. Oh, they're humongous. 76 by 48? Yeah, they're huge. And they were deadstock from the 50s, and I sold them for right under $1,000. Then with Fid Lulu.

They. Of he-ho. Oh. them things there's room for like all of us in that oh yeah we could all get in this for sure yeah that's crazy those are just super cool to when you find older stuff that's not been full with a lot that's just been in stores it's really fun to find like just finding stuff that you don't come across a lot is super fun i mean it's all like sure you can make money this and that it's really just fun i call it hunting outside of hunting i like old clothes they fit me better they're usually made better and i like oh they made out of better material exactly Exactly. That was before everything got like... So he got a little Jace in him. You dig through other people's stuff. Jace digs in the dirt.

So y'all just hunt all year long. Pretty much. Y'all ever tried fishing? I like fishing sometimes. Oh, okay. It's pretty fun. I fish with my brother. Maybe I was fish.

Yeah. Yeah, you got a thing. That's when May I were starting was hunting and fishing in Mexico. Okay. So when y'all fish, you all got a boat? Yeah. Okay, you got boat money. You just checking.

It ain't my boat. I use other people's boats. No, that's not, but that's real boat money. It's either. It's easier. But that's legitimately how Mayo... I've heard many stories of the old guys. Oh, man, remember back when we get on them Mayo tours

and they'd go to Mexico to go fishing them... Jam up lakes down there. Like Backerack and all that. You can see straight through the water. Yeah, that's what his dad did, was take people down there to go fishing. My dad's been. Oh, did you got any emails in there? Oh, boy.

Yeah, where's there, man? Of course I did. How am I never ready for it? I was just having a good time. Yeah. Good conversation, man. That's why I wanted to bring. Jacob Biggs, I knew it would be easy.

And the people have proven they like meeting the other people of family and business and everything else. So I was like, oh, this will be, this will be fine, man. It's fine. We say that. We've had Christian on here before, right? Like way back in the gap when he was starting his. We recently had Christian on, I think.

It was hard to remember. Yeah, I don't know. We're at 400 and whatever we are. So I can't remember. I can't remember who we've had when. That's like when you're saying, like, what's the most memorable sale? I'm like, I've sold so much stuff. It's kind of hard.

I've been doing it for four years. I just didn't know if there was one that stood out. We were hoping you had something like my mom's Dale Earnhardt Jr. Belly button rings. Like I have shirts from my grandpa that I would never sell. Yeah. That's what I have like his old camo or like old like hunting shirts with like deer or ducks on it. I like would never say.

How much is what you do camo and how much is Chennai Twain? It's probably I'd say it's like 70-30. Okay. 60-40. Cammo heavy? Yeah, I buy it all the time. sell it a lot. It's just that's a separate business with my, with a buddy of mine. And we travel and do the trade shows. It's online. It's just a separate. Oh, so y'all are

partners in the Camo Retro deal kind of? We're not partners. I've gotten, I've gotten offered to be partners. I haven't made that decision yet. But I got you. We essentially in the last year have done all these shows 50-50 together. I got you. Yeah, that's tight. Well, I mean, y'all were, I was at NWTF. I was there working a different kind of work. You were there working. Y'all had the, y'all had the booth right when you walked in. You were like the second person I saw in a. Yeah. in a convention center full of 20,000 people. The second person I saw with Jacob.

It makes it. Hey, working a booth at NWTF immediately puts you as number one buck duck strut boy in my mind. Yeah. I've worked that twice. I did Delta Waterfowl. Last year. Oh, you were there? Did I see you there?

I saw Godwin. I didn't see you. I was there. I asked him where you were. I was probably in the hotel room. I was working the booth. Speaking of Godwin. Uh-oh.

I hope he got his boat fit. because a 12-year-old kid named Colt, I got back to work that day. He said, hey, John David, I'm going with gobwindgads.com tomorrow. I was like, I hope you are. He said gallwind. com. Godwin.

He just didn't say Godwin. He was just like, the dot-com. Yeah. I think he probably just said Gobbun, but I'm trying to plug. God was on a hub on his prop. And he said, we don't know where to meet him yet. I said, probably EK's Marine. Yeah, probably it's a mechanic.

Anyways. What's he got, Johnny, do? So I actually have just the most standard. email question ever. Okay. But I actually want to ask you it to Jacob because he's kind of newer. Did you watch Duck Dynasty growing up?

I did not. Well, all right. Well, we'll see y'all next time. Right here in the Duck Corner. I just have a, like, when I grew up, our parents didn't allow us to have TVs in our room until I was like, uh. Are you,

am I that much older than you that? I never had TV in my room until I was, I guess, halfway through middle school, but I only played video games on it. So I never really watched TV. I played outside until I, was probably like seven and a half a grade. So they were like, you're kind of, I'm just saying like, you know,

you get into an age where it's like the, you know, fourth and fifth graders, like you're a little too big to be playing this, you know, outside football. You're kind of hurting us, you know what I mean. That's a good point. I had to quit. You know, the HOA was, you know, leaning in on me. I'm out.

Now you're doing like sign. You're making up stories because there was no HOA in Bacelman. No, I did. I lived in a gated community on the later half of my life. a gated community really it's not as swanky as you think but it was swanky in 2006 was a gate chain link

if it's gated community in balkenville it's it's swanky chain link fence it was chain link fence it was chain link fence oh it had two wheels on the gate the gate went like this the gate didn't open it just it just lived one way to the there wasn't actually a gate that closed it

you had to close it yourself there was no buttons yeah yeah It was all made. It was a big time. Also, it held a lot of buses because it was just called Mayo Tours. It was called. So you don't, do you have a, they, a Mary Jo emailed in and asked what all our favorite episodes of Duck Dynasty was, which I thought would be interesting coming from Duck Dynasty Revival Man. Okay, well, I do have one.

Okay. Because we watched it recently, like, I guess in the last six months. But it's whatever one where Willie, I think it's the wine one where he like puts the water hose and his cross. watching actually he's like peeing everywhere that's i'm being serious that's so funny to me i sent it to him was like you really did this on tv like that's hilarious well he is a child yeah yeah yeah you made me too he is your follow-al-law i did i wasn't ready for that i was watching with my kids and all the sudden willie has a water hose in the corner it's the greatest it's so funny did he just do that was that the wine one yeah when they made a stomp on them great yeah you're standing there

way too long he's like sitting by the like the wine like barrels, I think, when he does it. You and Jace are pulling up with all the grocery store grapes and Willie's in the corner. Yeah, it's so funny. The other one is Bella doing the karate class. That's pretty funny because she's like, Hey!

You know what I'm saying? Bella's karate class episode. That's the only ones I can really think of. Like, I don't know any other ones. That's wild, man. Martin, do you have a favorite? I mean, we've done this question before, but not a change. I mean, there were two that stood out, right?

like the redneck water part because that was like legit fun. Yeah. Like most of the episodes you didn't really get to have fun on, but when they were like, will you go off that rope swing on that trachoe? And I was like, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely I will.

Now, of course, I busted my eardrum when I did it. But that sucks. Yeah, I wasn't quite as graceful as I thought I may be upon exit of rope swing. Yeah, I was a little bit heavier then. But I still felt like I wasn't. We got to talk about that too. And so that one was fun. And then obviously, I got to date,

Sye, are you kidding me? Like, I mean, I got to go on a date with Sye. Oh, is that the picture you posted that day today? No, that was a different one. That was Rodeo clown. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was fun too.

Like, when they put us in stuff that were kind of weird, memorable experiences, I mean, that was cool. They took us to Scotland for crying out loud. Johnny D. Johnny D and Sye had a weird experience with that one episode we just did. Oh, yeah. We can't talk about that one, no. No, no, not that.

one. I'm talking about. Oh, no, yeah. That one's pretty weird. I'm disappointed. I don't know if I'll look back in charge. I mean, there's another one, like, just thinking, like, we had like five big grown Scottish men drag us through the dirt and tug of war, too. I mean, like, which while most people would say that's embarrassing, I was having the time of my life. Like, hey, these guys flip telephone poles for fun. They did do that. They carried a telephone pole like this and then would flip it over. And then they were like, oh. I ain't talking about the little one. I'm talking about a full telephone pole.

That's crazy. Yeah, and then they said, hey, we know y'all play tug a war against them. Of course, they drug us through the Scottish mud, which was fine, you know. So there were some memorable things, but those are the things I remember. The day-to-day stuff, not really, but...

I remember eating a whole jar of jalapinos while we were making a sandwich at Willie's Duck Diner, and it didn't make it to TV. Yeah. All that for now. Oh, a lot of stuff. Rumor has that that was on the deleted scenes on the DVD, though, and I was like, I've never seen it. No, no, you're talking about that.

We filmed for three weeks on Mardi Gras. Oh, yeah. Never made. And they didn't run none of that. Three solid weeks froze our butt off riding around. So I got down and danced with like, I don't remember who it was, either the Southern or the Grambling marching band, but one of them. We need that footage.

We actually got down. Yeah, so I jumped off the float. Oh, let me out of here. as I got down on the ground and danced with the marching. Yeah, because hey, I was freezing my butt off. I said, I fixed to get born. Yeah. So we did.

But my favorite episode was when me and Willie was handcuffed together. That was a good one. That one was funny. That's funny. I need to watch that. Because, you know, I looked at him and all I did. We'd been filming all day. And this had about this much to end.

I said, hey, Willie, guess what? I showed hell out. He said, oh, no, you. I said, oh, hell, yes, I do. I said, I got to go take a leak, y'all. He said, no, yo. I legally drag him by a high of a deuce that I have, and they got the camera on us.

And, y'all, I'm sitting there, and I'm going, oh, yo. And Willie said, you stupid idiot, you just pee it on my hand. I said, well, get it out of the way. He said, no, you need to get rid of that tea glass. I said, oh, no, I'm going to hold my tea glass. I said, you just need to move your hand and get it out of the way, stupid. That was a good. The cameras, they all had to stop because the cameras were shaken.

It was hilarious. Yeah, that was a good one. Well, let's get out of here, man. It's been a fun hour. Oh, Bible verse of the day, do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moss rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal, but lay up yourself treasures in heaven where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in still.

For where your treasure is there, your heart will be also. So Matthew 6, 19 through 21, if you got old stuff, you can't take it with you. Give it to Jacob so he can sell it. Email me. Generalvindage.com. Jacob, thanks for being here. I think the people are going to like Jacob. Come Duck Dynasty revival.

Yeah. We're going to find out. Yeah. Well, we'll see you. You'll either hate you or love you. That's okay. Oh, he will be light. He will shine.

They will like you for sure. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck. Thanks for having me on here. It's fine.