Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Raids Willie Robertson’s Private Pond & He's Not Happy About It

Episode Date: May 16, 2024

Uncle Si helps Fin Commander’s YouTube channel earn almost 600,000 views to date with a simple fish fry that Willie Robertson doesn’t know he paid for. Stone reports that Miss Kay is finally able to spend some time back at home after he and a crew decluttered her house. John-David’s store the Honey Hole gets robbed again, but this time the social media blast results in a twist ending to the saga. Martin and Si both don’t mind getting their drinks from a fishy ice chest, though Si goes about it a little more hardcore. Watch Fin Commander’s most-viewed video (thanks to Si) at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swrEKK-G540! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the duck call room. We're here. I had to put my plant down. We're all in a grand mood today. Look, that thing grew in the last five minutes. It grows quick. We still talking about the plant. It's never mind.

Oh, boy. Johnny Dee, it's been an interesting morning at the Honeyhole Super Store, huh? Well, you know, every once in a while you just got to do your own diligence in the world. And you could call the cops or you could just put somebody on Facebook blast. and it happened again. Wasn't these people going to learn not to shoplift at the Honeyhole? I mean, at least do it. I mean, be smart about it.

Don't just leave a blank rod and the zip tie there with the reel gone. It happened again, Sigh. Uh-oh. It happened again. And so you know what happened? I put him up on Facebook. I asked him if he would take the reel out of his pants and bring it back to me that that would be awesome. And that's good for him because if he does that, judgment day will probably go better.

but while we were here my dad just texted me he's on his way to bring it back he's bringing it back well are we sure he's not on his way here because I invited him come be on the podcast so we can sit down and talk about why he's a thief here's the deal

he might not be bringing the real back celebrate recovery on him but the twiefs the thief's the thief's twin brother called and said that was my twin brother Okay. I'm going to bring the reel back. Could y'all take the post down?

No. I'm going to take it down. If you do, if you have admitted your mistake and bring it back, I'll take it down. I would not take it down. I would just edit the post that says this customer did return the real. So everything is good. No.

I'll take the photo down. You're better than me. I'm going to take the, that's all I'm asking. I appreciate the fact that he's going to bring it back. His twin brother, huh? Hey, let me tell you something right now. If one of them Martin boys ever get caught up there doing that,

and they send their twin brother to take it back, you have my full permission to drag them out in that parking lot and wear their tail out. And then when you get done with them, call Westboro PD and just let them come talk to him for a second. I'm assuming he doesn't have a twin brother. Maybe it's that big guy. That's what I was thinking.

I'm thinking this is like me saying, I've been caught, I'm going to trim my beard up and call it my twin brother. No. And then return it and then run out of the store. That way nobody knows. No, I agree. I'm just telling you, since my boys are twins, if they try to use that lie, because they don't look nothing alike, period, end of the story.

So somebody comes in there looking at them, looking like them, saying, well, I'm as twin, and I'd really appreciate you take that down. No, that was him. So you just drag him out there and you get to whooping on him. Well, I can't believe he's bringing. That's why I was smiling before we started. He's bringing it back. He is allegedly.

What if old big boys have won his partner in crime? You didn't even post nothing about him. Well, it was real confusing. He created a diversion. There was a diversion made. Oh. And, you know, they, they was slick. This is two for one.

They've done it before. Somebody else. Maybe us. But they slipped up a little on this one and left evidence. And, you know, I got time to look at cameras. And my mom remembered him. My mom was like, there was something off about what that second guy did. Because he came in on the phone, like, real loud.

And then they walked out together. And then they were like, oh, I got to go. We'll see you later. and then we found a rod this morning not where that's supposed to be and clearly with the reel cut off of it and you know I'd rather Facebook justice than the police justice

the police ain't going to be able to do nothing no they ain't going to do nothing but now he's bringing the reel back some of his friends have called us and told us his name already about four of them what's his first name I ain't going to know he just first name he's he is I've forgiven the man he is making it right even if he's still telling a little, I don't know about his twin brother.

I don't know about his brother. But forgiven. If you want to make it right, if you screw up and then you make it right, forgiven. That's where I'm at. But my dad said, I was like, should we post it? And my dad said, I don't come to work every day to make friends. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, we're posting it. Yeah.

So we blasted it out. Absolutely. And that's the way. Y'all did the right thing. You did the right thing by doing it. But if he brings it back, totally forgiven in my book. And, you know, it might be just because you're, embarrassed, it's not because you're trying to do the right

thing, but I got embarrassed by my dad a few times in life, and it made me start doing the right thing, so. Yeah, well. Well, these kids, they're not, I thought, I'm not, I thought, these young people are not watching the right shows. I'm about to say, because this boy ain't no kid. Yeah, no. Hey, before

he does, though, this will live forever. Put him up on that screen. Nah. Huh? Not. We're talking about that. That's all right. I'm going to screenshot this when you take it down. That way. That way, I got it. Well, hey. My dad just said, we'll delete it when we get it.

Yeah. See, you ain't got it yet. Put him up there. We ain't got it. I just want sigh to see this ain't a kid we're talking about. I'll show side, but I don't want to, if he's going to do the right thing. Well, they need to watch all the shows. And the first one I would suggest to him is crime does not pay.

Is that a television program? See, because here's a deal. You know in three days is going to text us saying, hey, Diahua, fix it. It's just a moment. Hunter, coming in hot, buddy. If he doesn't turn it in, Hunter, feel for it. Even if he does, Hunter Hunter, don't do it if he turns out.

There he is, Sae. Okay. I don't know kid. This is a democracy around here, Hunter. We'll take a boat on what you do with. He's got a beard. If you have a beard, by the way, I'm feeling pretty good about today too

because some random lady looked at me today and said, you have a nice beard. And I was like, really? You know, I don't get complimented on my looks that often. I appreciate you, random lady. That old boy got him, he got the old... Yeah, that's not a nice beard.

The Willie Robertson Starter Pack from like 2013, a little plaid button-up shirt, a little tight beard. Yes or Arafat? No, Arafat, look. Anyway, that's been my morning. Also. See, Hunter got it, though. Hunter, don't put him out there.

Sir, you're forgiven if you bring the real. I never said he wouldn't forgiven. But forgiveness, there's a difference in forgiveness and lessons learned. I think he's learned it. Not yet. The other guy didn't learn it. The other guy sold the stuff, and he got, his still up. Yeah.

You can go look at him. He went to jail. Well, I would just think it's the only fair that you post Big Boy, too. That way folks can find, they can see the game coming. I didn't, I didn't get a good video. Big Boers, hey, for a big boy, he clearly does cardio. Well, how did he not? He was moving quick.

As tight as y'all story is, how did he not do damage up in there? If he's in there moving that quick. You want to know that why we remembered? Yeah. Because we were nervous. Oh, he was going to knock stuff there. Hey, Bull and a China shop. Yeah.

I come through there. I got to turn sideways everything. I go around in there. I feel like I'm one, I'm one package off the wall of the walls. You don't want to get in a hurry in the honey elf. No.

We're like Europe. We just nips it all down. Yeah. You just like the East Coast. It's wild. And good news, besides the guys bringing back the real and hopefully going to turn his life around

and stop stealing stuff, I met some people today. Okay. Marty and Kim. And they're from Mississippi. Marty is a huge fan. and I told him, you know what? This is a good story.

Marty had a tumor on his kidney. They cut that sucker out. Like he, very large incision. And he's on a trip right now. He came to the Duck Commander. He ran into me, got a really cool straw hat. And he is now cancer-free. And so I said, you know what?

I'll get it. That's good news. Amen. That's a good story. Even though they, you know, cut you open and ripped you. He said, oh, they sliced me. He called it filet him up pretty good. Oh.

But that's the beauty of living in 2020. He's very own brand. We can filet you up and get you feeling better. He's talking about his surgery as a filet. That's pretty much on brand. Did they take his whole kidney or just the tumor? They filleted him up pretty good. It's already got.

Pretty good. Okay. But that's great news. Yeah, that's cool, man. Well, evidently they got it all, and that's a good thing. Yeah. So he's good to go. So he's on a celebratory trip.

That's right. On average, how many shoplifters y'all get a year? that you know of. I mean, do you post all of them? The last two. Like, even if it's like a sticker. No, we can give away stickers. Yeah.

No, I have no idea. I got you. But this one was smart enough not to steal a left-handed reel. There you go. The one that went to jail sent a left-handed. He's not going to make it far in life. See, I told you, like, what's funny about this is this old boy cut the zip ties off the deal.

Like, I had, when we first started Finn Commander, the folks over at Zebko wanted to do some ride and real combos, we still actually do them. You can get them in Walmart. but that's neither here nor there. But I went and did the photos they asked for with it. And you left the zip ties on. And they got just plumb irate with me that I'd leave them zip ties on there. I said, well, I thought them things were for added security.

And he's like, yeah, it is from theft. Once you get it, you cut the zip tie off. I was like, and the plastic. I said, well, no, man. That just leaves the. That just strengthened it up. Yeah, that means it ain't going to come undone. Hold on.

The plastic. You leave plastic on the court. Do you, if y'all leave the plastic? on the court? I do on the front end because I can't ever get it off there. Do you take the plastic off? Oh yeah, it bugs me.

Do you know how many people bring a rod in to get like a new eye put on and the plastic is still on? I'm like that bar-co is still on there? They don't use it very much. Oh, no, they're nasty. Except that court looked brand new once they finally take the plastic off

but they ain't going to it. It confuses me. Yeah. Well, you fish with it enough of that plastic eventually get a tear in it. Once it gets tear in it, I'll do it. But like I couldn't, I could never bring myself.

take a knife and go down and I was always afraid I'd going to cut the cord and I know you'd go the other way but I ain't no good at that either I popped a many a deer stomach cleaning them so I mean that's taking a pretty light little slice going up there so that one on the front of the handle where I'm not grabbing it all time no it stays till it comes off all right look springtime is here it's warming up you know what that means that means more outside cooking and y'all know we love to eat beef around here and that's what because of our friends over at try Tritels beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good?

It's so good. Our friend, Sal Robertson would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way.

Tritels comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living,

you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak.

So are you wanting people like as soon as you get something new, you peel the screen off of it? Oh. Oh, yeah. It's the greatest feeling in the world. I've got to do it. You get a new refrigerator, just get all that plastic on. Dish washer. It's the best.

Have you ever put a dishwasher in and you get to pull the whole thing off? Like a giant piece of film? The whole covering. I love, there's nothing better than new stuff and just taking stuff off of it. And peeling the plastic. I love it. Good feeling. Oh, Lord.

Welcome to the duck call room. Don't steal stuff. Me and I went fishing the other day. You got to candy? Coppernose. We went to drive it late. They went poaching. Oh, amen.

Oh, yeah. It was fine. It was ever cast. How big are they? Oh, what he said. Really? Hey. The bongo drum.

It was bigger than that drum bongo drum. Yeah. They look good. I watched the video that Jared put up on our fan commander stuff. Is it good? Every time. Oh, that's hilarious. Oh, that's good.

Look here. Every time the cork went under, I thought I had about a six-pound bass on. Yeah. So they're just monster brim on. Every time. And Willie was over there and got in He was over in a burn pile. Oh, he's still got that bucket.

He's burning stuff. Yeah. Well, I got the lawn more stuck this morning and I, and I damaged that bucket a little bit. Uh-oh. You better get him a new one. Yeah. He was in here talking about his book a day saying he needed a new burn barrel. New burn barrel.

He really needs one now. That video's going nuts, y'all. Is it? Yeah, it's at 173,000 views in three days. You're talking fun to catch. Are you serious? Uh-huh. Yeah, our two big.

videos on FinCommander. There they are right there. Our two biggest videos on FinCommander's YouTube, what's hilarious about this is now it's Sci Fishing in Willie's Pond and me fishing in Willie's Pond. I don't know what the title is about somebody fishing in Willie's Pond

but it gets them every time, boys. Oh yeah. You got a picture of that hat. That hat is what made it. Yeah. The hat? Si I took my hat. I don't know if it's the oxygen machine, the smiles, all... Uh-oh.

Hey. I could watch this all day. Here's the thing. How many things I caught what? By 30? Yeah, probably. Look, I finally just handed the rods of stolen today.

I need to break. This is my favorite part of what. Here, take this off, hand. Side all the man. Come on. Side all the man I know got a fishing cat. There goes the fish feeder. Oh, baby.

There's nothing better than being on Bill Dances level. made a point about, you know, questions answered. You know, men stormed back and forth. He said, well, first thing you got to do is you got to find them. And he said, how did we find them? And I said, well, hey, we got in on the lake and we looked around and there was big blue boxes over on the bank. God bless America.

That's a little one there. Oh, female. Oh, I call one cheek pen. You look good. Hey, he was bigger than in. anything we'd call. Our chicken pan would like this. You did catch a big chicken pan.

I mean, I've grown one. So that thing around your neck, is that your bait bucket? No, no. That's my auction bucket. No, I'm kidding. That's what I like called. So it looked like he got his crickets around his neck. There's something about that court going under.

It's fun. It's something about it. Still is fun to this day. No matter how you catch them, how many you do. But if things are mean. Well, I thought one of them broke the line. This one's big. You know?

Boom. I got him. I said, he broke the line. Yeah, caddy. And Stone laughed. He said, no way, he ran. He's running on the boat. That sure.

That reminds me a duck hunting with, Sy. Yeah. Give me some shares. Yeah. Si, stand up, boom, boy. Hey, you got some sand. Hey, we want to take some pictures. Martin's coming out of the duck line.

He's got, he's got my bag. He's got the shotgun. He's got the shell. I said, Martin, don't forget my tea jug, my cup, and my auction machine. Yeah, I had to take two trees. Just to get all his crap. So Martin comes out.

It's just loaded like a beast of bird. But now I'm going to show this part just because it's making me hungry. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is where. Oh, hey, you're talking about good. Look at that. Yeah. If you show up, hey, pro tip at home.

We got to go back. Pro tip. Pro tip. If you show up at somebody's fish fry and they got a whole fried fish and they don't have those slits cut in them. They don't know what you're doing. They don't know what they're doing. You got to have them slits. You got to have them.

And the slits can go down the fish or they can go right along the backbone, but you've got to fillet that meat open a little bit to get a little more crunchy and get everything to the same temperature. Well, not only that. And I'm sitting here looking at that, and all I want to do is eat that fish tail. I was, I was just thinking of the tails. Hey, all I did was take my fork and get in one of them slits, flip the meat off, eat it, total bones away.

You ate that tail, didn't you? Oh, yeah. I'm about to say, now, if you threw them fish tails away, me and you was about the fist fight. M. O K. tore them up, I'm talking about it. Did she? Oh. Oh, Miss K. Oh, they was good, too.

Phil probably ain't whole fried a fish in a hot minute. No. I wouldn't imagine. Now, Stone said, I'm going to do something I ain't done quite a while. That's when he took that filet and that fat and I said, okay. Yeah. One of my favorite days down at old Duck Commander before we had to move up town was when them Fiddler cats.

Oh, yeah. Get in Phil's nets and he'd bring back a bunch of them about a pound and quarter. Hey, I'm hungry. He skin them and throw that home catfish in there. Cut them. and just throw them in the pot. Ooh, man. I haven't ate fish in a minute.

I ate the tails off every one of them. Well, you look and see how big you are. I'm dimmer large. You could have filet. Oh, you could have been fine. No problem. Big old brimmed? Well, it wasn't been as good as that right there.

Them things eat. The filets wasn't been as good. I still. And I know whether y'all caught those. I ain't going to do that. Why not? Willie said, and you heard him say the other day, he said he used to steal people's fish so much.

He don't mind people stealing him. I ain't doing it. Look, ever pond on the Soppers Creek Road? Empty. There ain't no fish in them. No. If the river don't get to them. Not only did we catch them, we caught them all.

No fish left behind. Because you know if they caught the little ones, they just turned into bait. Yeah. So. Hey, put them back on the hook. Yeah. Send him back out there. Right, throw him back out there.

Or go put him on a trot line across the creek. Put him on the trot line, one of those two. Call it good. Oh, man. We should have a fish fry every day. I almost died running that trout line across that river one day. What happened? There was about an 80-pound blue on that sucker.

And I tried like an idiot to get him in the boat by myself. And he come off that hook when he did that hook, grabbed me by the arm, and almost yanked me. I had about 50 pounds of weight on that thing. I almost went overboard. Oh, no. I'm just thinking about how bad that hurts when I go. pops out of something and gets in you.

I just took my knife out and cut the line. Oh, hey, it's a good time, Phil wasn't there. If it stuck you, Phil was just made a, it'll cut your arm off to get the hook out. What you do is you make the mountain. Make the mountain. Yeah, make a mountain. It cut the bottom of it off. Cut the top of the mountain off.

It is not the correct way to do that. Well, that's what are you doing with a buddy of his. He stuck him with a, it was a devil horse. and it stuck him right up here. In his head? Yeah. I thought it was in the back of somebody's hand. Oh, no, no, no, no.

The story is the back of his hand. No. It's his hand. This was not a hand. This was in his hand. And all Phil Dilton, hey, hold up. Be still. He lifted it up.

Make a mountain? Make a mountain. Cut the top of the mountain off. That guy still got that scar. Oh, no, he does. It's a white spot. People look at him funny. Oh, yeah.

No. Oh yeah. He ought to get filled aside. That was a fun little fishing trip, though. I enjoy myself. There ain't nothing more fun having a big catfish on the shot line. We used to do it when it didn't have a boat. Throw lions.

One pound brim pretty good time, too. Oh, no. Try a 40 pound a lot. Y'all was guard commanders for Instagram was the thing. Hey, good gar. Oh, we used to catch everything. Mm-hmm. So them boys still do.

Is there ever been anything you said? We should put this back. Oh, I didn't like gar. All I did was them, I had a boat paddling, and I broke a minute, popping them on the head, breaking their neck, throwing them back in the river. The gar commander. I remember the first time I ever saw that.

My dad caught a gar on Shinnie Lake. Boy, don't they make you mad. It was small, and he was mad, and I was like, what's the matter, Dad, you caught a fish? And I thought he was using the pliers to get the hook out. them pliers did something else to that fish next and made a noise I hadn't heard as a young child and I said,

what did you do that for? He goes, I hate that fish and he threw it in the water. I said, ooh. Oh, Phil had a, oh, what was it? I think of the iron pipe when he was running commercial nets

and there were some and when he'd get him out like that, all he'd do is pick it up and pah, you'd hear crack. And he'd throw it back in the river. he hazing them too hey worms got could you imagine

going down the river and seeing Phil Robertson I'm talking about a young field with a metal pipe in his hand buddy you want to talk about get away from airs fast I was like yeah I'm talking about

I would have turned the other way oh yeah big old snapping turtle hey here's what got me well that's all okay people used to steal fish out of his nets yeah how would you like you're messing with the man's nets

and he pulls up with a shotgun. And it's Phil? It's Phil. You know, I just couldn't believe they did it, especially after he'd called him and then he'd catch up again. I still don't like delivering bad news to Phil,

and I've known him for 20 years now. Well, I come home one time on leave, and I said, well, I said, you wrote me a letter saying that you're trying something else. Oh, that's a good one. I almost run over him the other day. That's a good one there. Yeah. Where's he going?

He's going at that Mayhall Grove at the dog. Water's running across the road. Oh, hey, he'll eat them. He'll eat them things too, whatever's left. That thing's shell was this white. Oh, no.

That's a good one. Well, hey, we caught one in a trotland out of 75 pounds. And it's not near big as this table. Yeah. I mean, a dinosaur. That thing is what, 100 years old? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

That's a big it. That's a big common snapper. That one right there's one. If you grab him by the back of his shell, he's going to turn around and take a plug out of you. Oh, no. He can turn that head all the way around, buddy. I'm talking about take a plug out of you.

Them boys are dangerous. Oh, yeah. We have a development. Oh, what happened? Was it his twin? Is that where we're at? My dad's now talked to the twin brother six times. Yeah.

But the real is at a great place called Toledo Tackle, which is the other tackle shop in town. No, see, that's why you don't take him down, see? He returned it to the wrong store. Oh, he's done that. You know why? because he stole from them too. Yeah.

And he can't remember what's what. Yeah. They just ain't posted about it. Get him, Nick. Take him down. I hope Nick takes them down. That's funny. See?

Well, I guess I'm going over to my friend Nick's store, Toledo tackle after this. I'll pick up my real, and try and figure out to stop everybody from stealing. You want to break the cycle of stupidity. You don't take that post down. Just remind him every day when he gets on Honeyhole tackle shop, because he's going to go look. Oh, he's going to look.

Well, let me finish my story. I did. Yeah, no, you're good. When Phil was catching them with the nets, scaring them with a shotgun. Mm-hmm. You'd have figured that would have stopped him. No.

So he wrote me a letter and said, hey, look, I tried something new on my, the people stealing fish out of my net. So I got home there, come in and leave, stay with him. I said, well, tell me the story. He said, you're not going to believe it.

You know, the verse that says, hey, God's way is always the best. Mm-hmm. He said, he's right. And I said, what are you telling me? He said, hey, ever since I said, stopped them. And when I

would catch him, I would say, okay, it looked like somebody's having a fish fry. How many people you got coming? Well, then he would give them like 20 fish. And he said, because, hey, I'm telling you, when you start sticking the grease up, you know, you had 12 supposed to come. Well, 20 is going to show up or 25. Yeah.

He said, so he just kept throwing fish out. Well, they quit. Because he just told them, he said, hey, look, I don't mind you getting the fish, really. He said, but here's the thing. When you put my nest back, they're not fishing. Yeah, you turn it up. Next time, come to the house, knock on my door, I'll come running the net, get the fish out, put it back where it's fishing.

Then you go in your merry way and have your fish right. They stopped. Yeah. All the danes are left. Yeah, they stopped all together. Didn't steal any more. Yeah. Which pretty well.

So are you saying Johnny Dee should give that old boy that real? No. You heard John Nadees reply on that, didn't you? Hold on. I'll tell you. I just kidding. He can have that reel and that ride. Hold on.

Let me figure. What's you going to charge you, J.D.? Yeah, plus tax. That's 11% 241.98 and it's all his. 241.98? He went after a premium. Yeah, he did. You walk out of there free and clear.

And you get to, I'll even throw in the ride. Oh, great deal. You can keep the zip towel on. Yeah, and keep the zip towel and both the ride in the reel. My dad just said he's still going. with the twin brother's story is all he knows. Wow. Thiefs, man.

Exodus says something about it. Anyway, don't do it. Oh, man. You ever stole anything? No. No, not a thief. No, not a thief. Not even BC.

That's a dirty one. Yeah, just not a thief. Taking other people's stuff. I've torn up other people's stuff. Yeah. Oh no, I'll break it I'll break it But I'll also pay to fix it

I ain't one of them guys either I'm like well yeah I tore it up man Just send me to bill My bad Like I wouldn't be able to sleep at night What stealing something? Yeah

Yeah no I'm way too Church of Christ I mean the Lord would have a thunderbolt Just squared up at me You got a good heart I know but I'm scared You'd hear an acapella choir Yeah

We gotta bring back them Fear God bumper stickers people all yeah people ain't scared no more you drive by the one on 34 south they'll let you know what's up what's their signs say oh it changes i think today it said there's only one you're talking about the apostolic folks right down here no no the church of cross boys yeah there's a well there's a there's a baptist church over there's about three of them right there passed a sick go i passed one every day it signed the other day just said hell is real and i was like oh good reminder yeah what's your

feelings about the folks that put it all over our car what hell is real well there's a better message but that message is also true jesus has forgiven you and you don't have to go there that's the message i like to preach yeah um but if you don't want to hear that one you might need the hell is real one i don't know yeah heaven's real too it sounds wonderful also gimbher called me today And he said if he has the Ark of the Covenant in his yard when he gets to heaven, I can come see it. You told him about that? No, he listened. Oh, he listened.

Somebody told him, were you here the day we talked about heaven? And I said, I wonder all this stuff is going to be in Gimber's mansion's yard. He called me today. I said, why is Gimber calling me? That's funny. He called me yesterday, but about something totally different. He needed a favor, shocker. he got some friends coming in needed to tour like ember they can come by here who cares that

oh m o m o'clock she's gone she'd been gone two days y'all honeymoon y'all honeymoon and again yeah look out now they got my tv back got his tv and for a recliner back be honest are you still watching c s i why no i don't know or whatever it is n c i don't know they got too many of them letter shows up there. She actually did improve some and her mobility is a little bit better. She's back down at her house. She wanted to go try it. That's awesome. Well, that's good. She's making it. She's making it. I wonder what she said when she walked in there. I'm sure Phil had to play spotless. Oh, yeah. Oh, it will. Yeah. She ain't been there. Phil. You don't, did I tell you what happened? Oh, yeah. I mean, I knew they cleaned everything out.

He and Anna and Willie and Corey and Diego and Veronica went down there and gutted that house. So she can get around with a walker. So you can actually walk in the house now? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Half the furniture is gone. Oh, okay. All of her stuff that was piled up is gone.

Yeah, she didn't like it. Yeah, I was about saying, every time I went down there, I would bump in and knock over something. Oh, yeah. because they was moved. It was something else there. Like walking around the honeyhole. Yeah. Yeah.

You don't walk. You know, you got to pick where you're going to go when you go in there. You got 10 gallons of stuff. That's why I peed off the porch. You couldn't make it back here to the gas bathroom. Oh, we gutted that thing. I mean, so far so good. I mean, it had to happen.

It did. Well, and they had, what, an eight-year run where everybody on America was sending them a new present every day. Oh, yeah. I didn't know how to handle a lot of that when I was opening Willie's mail. Sorry for all of it that just disappeared. That's why my wife has been doing what she's been doing. And then let's not forget, Kay,

has discovered Amazon. Oh, is she? That's part of the problem. And look, they think, I had that same struggle. If you can't get it, you can get it through Amazon, baby. My wife figured that out too. man alive yeah

I have a problem if it's on Amazon you can just get it and it shows up and look they show up every day too every day it's not as quick as

no waiting time no they fold us back in the day we're prime and now we still pay for it and it ain't no different if you just order standard shipping is it not

it don't seem to be boy I'll have to get rocket money on that the only thing you get out of that now is movie and TVs movies movies TV and music music on Amazon Prime. There's too many things.

It'll be different by tomorrow. Probably. Johnny D, I do have a proposition for you. I've got some unreleased fishing baits. I mean, what do we do? Are we going to get in trouble? Well, not if nobody knows. Would you just set it to a... Well, I understand that.

I mean, we're the number two leisure podcast. We might be number four now. What are we going to do with them? Well, hopefully not let somebody walk out of them with their bridges, but... Well, that's a dangerous thought. But we could sell them for whatever we wanted to. We ain't got to tell nobody you got them. We're going to have to get like a back room section.

A back room? At the honeyhole. Yeah, be like, all the high end stuff. Yeah. Like a champagne room, if you will. My mom. That's what eBay's for. eBay.

What is the, let the bidding begin. Ooh. That's what I'm saying. Hmm. That woman sold everything on eBay. Tell Jan I'd like to request a meeting. And we got it. apparently i'm gonna have to

i did i got a box full of them yesterday so yeah well you can be the first one in town nobody unreleased martin's unreleased fishing bait is that how they did back in the day sye did you ever need an unreleased fishing bait or could you catch them on and i bet you sigh could still catch them on the same thing you used back again i can't we all can look you're talking about the guy i ain't kidding now growing up

my grandparents took me fishing every chance they got and my grandma would sit in the back of that boat life jacket on she's scared to death they end up in the water never took it off and I ain't talking about like these new thin ones that you got now I'm talking about big nasty I'm not a fan ended up in the water

like where the Yetty zippers originated yeah I'm talking about like where them Yeti zippers originate yeah getting it up and she's sitting back and she beat the brakes off of me and Papaw both she's sitting in the back last one to get to and we all using the same color something about that woman she'll get the next Get the net.

Get the net. Presentation. Me, I'm just down there eating little debby's and drinking fish slime coke. Because we only have one ice test. We didn't dare have two. Like, you dug through, you dug through the fish to get to your cold drink down there. And you're like, boy, it's going to be good. And you got that slobber all over your face.

I saw him get the ice out of the fish ice chest and put in his tea glass. Oh, yeah. Or that tea. Sometimes you got that. Okay. You've done that. Oh, hey. Oh, he did it.

I can be behind this. It happens, and you can clean the top off. You have used the ice from the fish ice chest. Yeah, he did it. For your tea? Yeah. Look, let me tell you something. I run out of ice.

Hey, I won't have ice. Buddy, we were so broke. You know what we'd used for our ice and ice here? Old two-liter Coke bottles. Oh, yeah. Fill them full of water, throw them in the freezer. That was our eyes. He passed a long time.

Before he got rid of his boat. Yeah. After time we'd go fishing He just go in their freezer Oh, these bottles, frozen bottles in there Oh, I still use them gallon milk jugs for ice During the summertime For all that stuff

Because it's stay, that big block seems to stay better than a little cube Oh, no. That's why I hate Sonic ice That little bitty junk ain't no good Blasphemy You don't eat ice then, do you? Heresy

I mean, I'm almost good. Real ice. You like that. big old blocks ice? Oh, hey, yeah. Yeah, but that hurt your tooth, man. Hey, right, no. I got to eat that ice.

I like all forms of ice. I do, too. That's why America's better than Europe. Hands down. Europe don't like ice, period. We're, like, y'all are neat and all over there. You got some cool things that are weird, but y'all's, like, just hatred for ice is dumb.

I don't know what they got against salt and black pepper, either. Well, you know, that's different strokes for different folks, but ice is just purely better. ice water is better than water. Yeah. Ice tea? Better than hot. Significantly greater than hot.

Oh yeah. Ice is so good that people put it in their coffee now, which doesn't even make any sense. Hey, God knows that. That's why spring water is ice cold. Thank you. Weller. And I mean ice cold.

Weller needs an ice cube, you're saying. Yeah, I just don't get why people wouldn't want ice. Oh, no. I'm thinking about getting an industrial ice machine. Ice machines are expensive. They are expensive. I priced one to put it in my garage because of all the fishing and hunting.

Square box. Who? Get you one in and make this little square box. I got one. You mean an ice tray? Like a tray? Yeah. Yeah, but this is not a normal ice tray.

Oh, like the big ones? A big square box. You've been hanging out of too many bars. Well, I'm just saying, hey. I got one. Well, you got your Yeti and you get like six of them things. That thing going to last you a couple days in the summer. Speaking of Europeans,

you got an email? I got an email from Germany where there's no ice for unknown reasons. I don't like it. I'm going to try and read this. It's going to be difficult. But is it in German? This is from Jake. He said,

Why, Vansiel? I don't know. That's my best. That's a traditional hunting greeting. Do you know this? Do you know that? No. All right.

Long time off and on listener. You know, he's a busy guy. Here's a favor. You put it up there real quick? What? The word? Yeah, I always kind of want to see it. I don't want you to have to spell it.

Okay. Weidman shield. I don't know. I never told you. Wide, Wade, wide but replaced W with a V. See? V.

And I just do that. Vitemens file. Yeah. Weidman's file. Vidman's Heil. Vindman's Heil. Okay. There you go.

You learn something new every day? That's close. That's close. That's close. Last week, he was part of the latest class of the American military to receive there. Do you know what that says? Jogged. Jogshine.

But why instead of. It's a German hunting certificate. Okay. So you know how Sai always did that. Yeah. Well, and we got a picture. This is what Sai was doing back then. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. There's your hat. Sa? I actually talked in. in Swabbrook and I talked that class. Did you? Yeah. Did you have to wear them bridges?

Yeah. Really? I've got the, I don't even know. I call them Knick and Buckers. Yeah. Okay. But I had one of them. Okay.

The good ones, they're expensive ones. Okay, I had the cheap ones. The good ones are made out of leather. Them bridges? Yeah. Really? They are hot. That was about salad?

Well, hey, they're comfortable. That's why you don't have no hair on your legs. You're leather pants. My hat's off to the one, two, two females? that's kind of cool there's a lot of women honey yeah that's cool in the Germany

and look here's side where this guy I didn't mean but hey after a couple of black walnut I'm about saying

that looks more like me back here in the back man JJ Watson this picture anyway he sent this because A he got the certificate

but he just wanted to say thanks to you and stone for y'all's service and he loves hearing your stories about hunting in Germany because apparently that's a thing. Oh, no, I had a blast over. That's cool.

I never killed a pig. I forgot it. I shot it, son, but I never killed one. Weidman seal? Yeah, there you go. I blew a hoof off. I feel like I cussed every one of our... Because I had a rifle didn't have a good scope.

Can you... Sorry, what? Tell that story again? He's blowing a hood. I hunted pig of numerous times. I never kill one. I blew one's hoof off. I'm missing another one, you know.

But the wild thing about it was, is okay, I'm sitting in this little bitty, not a high seat. This one's like three foot off the ground. Y'all, and I'm sitting there, and it's dark and it's cloud cover coming through every once in a while. And when the moon would get clear of the cloud cover, you can see everything, you know,

then you see pigs everywhere. Y'all, so I'm sitting there and I look, and one runs out there, grabs an apple, off a stump and the next thing he runs right directly under me and I can hear him eat an apple you know I'm going good great so he runs out there again look there are 60 pigs in this field in front of me and some of them all 350 to 800 pounds okay that's a lot it's quite a big game and look and what it is a cutover okay because they got a bunch of stumps,

and they've got food pouring on them stumps. Well, there would be pigs on every stump eating. And then it was like a quarterback would call the plate. And then they'd all run around and get on different stumps. So the whole, for the first hour, I seen one that waited about $3.50, and the guy said, hey, shoot one about $300, $350. I said, okay.

So I finally find one, and I'm just about, and, hey, quarterback gives a signal. They run and get on the other. Well, it would take me 30 minutes to find him again. You know, because it was all too big. Well, I finally found him. Well, I got, I ain't got a Zey scope. Okay, I got a cheapy.

Well, I can't see that good. Cheapy. So the best, I said, yeah, that's the 300 pound of y'all. I can see him. Yeah, boom. You know, well, as soon as I boom with a 30-0-10-6, I'm blind because it shot a hit-shot fire 20 feet out from that barrel. So I'm blind as a bull bat.

The guy comes up and he said, well, I heard you shoot. You get him. And I said, well. So we go out there and look and he said, no. And he picks up the hoof. I literally blew the hoof off of that pig's leg, front leg. You make a key chain out of it? No.

I just wonder people do it with rabbits' feet. I didn't know if it's same one. Well, I never killed one. A pickle pig's feet. Oh, yeah. They sell them with a gas thing. I'm incorrect. I did kill a little bitty, okay,

when we had the whole hunt going, dogs were chasing them. How little? Uh, weighed about 30 pounds. Four or five people had already shot at him. And one of them had nicked him. I nicked me a census man. No, so he was already shot, but hey,

he was still running. He slowed him down for a stop. And, hey, oh, no, I stopped him. When I popped him, he dropped. Boy, it doesn't. It sounds like it's fun to be a pig in Germany. I got part of the credit for that little bitty one. I give you full credit.

Well, hey, he was still running while I shot it. No, the person that draws first blood is full credit. No, that's it. That thing was going to get away. You don't know that. And hey, not all that. And then I had to clean the stupid thing for it. In the basement of his apartment.

No, I'll clean that and feel. And then the Weinstein Polizia showed up and didn't have no eyes. Polizai. Polizai? Yeah, Polizzi. What else you got it there? We don't want down a road. Well, I like a German road.

You know how we invited Charles Barkley? Mm-hmm. Are you coming? Charles. Charles Bargsley from North Carolina. That ain't... Could you imagine being named Charles Barclay? That ain't original.

That's his real name. I know, but that ain't original. How's that not original? Chuck can't... Hey, it ain't for one Chuck, maybe. Oh. I mean, that's true. But can you imagine...

This guy's like, I'll gladly come on the podcast. Well, you're probably not as funny as Sir Charles. You're just regular Charles Bargley from North Carolina. Could you imagine having the name Charles Bargley growing up? Well, hi, there you go. Chuck. Can't dunk? I don't know what looks like.

I'm just guessing. Can you dunk, sir? That is the next question. Anyway, stretch emails in. Nope, that's just his weird email address. Tyler from Chatsworth, Georgia. Stretch. All right, what we got?

You putting it up here? Johnny D, you are a genius. The title is pizza and makeout. Thank you, sir. Uh-oh. He tried it, and her reply was sure. Okay. My protegees are learning how to actually talk to women.

Did he have pizza or did he make out? I think he did both. I'm proud to know you, Tyler. Make out. All right, you want a heavy one? This one's tough. Yeah, go ahead. It might not be tough.

Fire away. Amanda needs dog advice. Uh-oh. Oh, boy. I know. We're going down that road. dog name Lizzie, why are you laughing? She adopted a dog.

It's about a year and a half old. She recently got married. Life's changing. That dog's nuts. So I don't say what your opinion is. This woman loves the dogs, but the dogs, she's done with the dog. All the options she has sucks. Since we got her from the pound, they got to take her back to the, or humane society.

I think that's just a fancy Georgia term for pound or something. That's where she's got to bring her back. It's in the contract you sign when you take the dog. But she wants to rehome her. But she doesn't know what to work. How does she get this dog to behave? Send it to her trainer. I have somebody to train it.

Yeah. That's it? That's the easy answer? Yeah. If you can't do it, hire somebody to do it. Yeah, it's obvious she doesn't have the skill set for her. Well, then there's two dogs, too. Does she say what the dog is doing?

It's biting people or the other dog steals toys. There's just a lot of dogs in this house to me. Curly's topdog.com. He's good at it. If Curly can't get it out of him, it ain't meant to get out of them. That's right. It can't be done it. Yeah.

So you think just try training it first, and then if it can't work, it can't work. Most all dogs are looking for the alpha. And if they assume that they are the alpha over you, then they act like that one's acting right there. That was that with that whole show on Animal Planet was about with the weird guy. Oh, I don't know about that, but I'm just saying. He was always talking about who the alpha is. Well, yeah. I mean, but it's the same as with your kids or anything else.

Who's the alpha in the family? Who runs the show? Do the kids run the show or do mom and dad? Oh, that's the deal. You know, alpha males, alpha females, which is what you have to be to that dog if you want them to fall in line. My dog was terrible, so I'm not the one to give advice. Your dog was chill, though. I mean, he barked a lot.

Well, no, hey, there's just some people that are not dog people. Yeah. Jason Roberts is one of them. Okay. I used to love watching him work him, dog. No, no. Well, I'm just saying. Some people.

You ain't ever seen a dog more confused than it all the whole life. That's why I'm saying. Hey, some people are not meant to have dogs. Okay. But it sounds like the other one's thriving. Well, but the other one came from the husband. They've only been married a month. And now we've combined.

The man has left, his parents. Two have become one, and they both came with dogs. Yeah, they brought their kids with them. And hey, they're having dog. That's tough. Have you seen Jay's working dog? You've seen a good dog hanner go back, over. Jace said, go back here to that will of tree and take her right.

Yeah. Go about 200 yards. Yeah, he'll be down there on the left. I think he got under that brush top. No, you got to, look, in the boy's defense, no, no, in the boys' offense, he should not try to be a dog handler. No. Okay.

He'd throw that whistle after. Who, Jay's? Look, yeah, because Jason's been the dog all his life. Oh, yeah. Okay, so he's better at the job than they are. That's his problem. He's just not as fast. Okay, he's just not as fast.

I have an email that I have. haven't seen. But I would say this. Is it stored? While you're looking for that for her, look, you made a commitment to the dog too when you signed the adoption paper. So give it every chance to succeed. Send it to a trainer. See what happened. Oh, I don't be too quick to give up. Yeah. A lot of changes in that dog's life too. He may just be acting out because y'all moved houses or, you know, all the things. Say what kind of dog is? I'm a dog guy. I'm a dog guy. I'm not a dog person. I'm not the wrong person asking this question. Most people are not. Yeah, mutts are generally the best dogs anyway.

I had a dog for a long time and I'm missing. Most people haven't got another. Don't get one of them doodle dogs. All right. Andrew actually emailed in or his dad emailed in for Andrew. Andrew's 10 and he wrote a story for Sy. Okay. Uh-oh.

I'm gonna read the whole story. Yeah. I haven't read this. Beth just sent this to me and I'm on pins and needles. The Black Panther of Mifflinville, maybe. Okay. It was a warm, humid night. The house was quiet and dark.

Andrew was sound asleep in his bed. Suddenly hear screaming loud chicken noises and he wakes up. He runs into the living room and grabs his shotgun. He thinks something is going to eat his chickens. Andrew walks outside and he hears growling from right beside the chicken coop. The yard was very dark and terrifying. The sky was dark blue without any moon. He walks confidently to the chicken coop.

He sees a black panther with green glowing eyes. The panther turns around and Andrew sets his gun down. It's easy to shoot a panther with a gun. He's going to fight it with his gun. bare hands. I love his kid. He goes over very nervously and grabs hold of the panther's tail and swings it around his head and throws it into his shed.

The panther starts running towards Andrew very fast. It bites his arm all. Andrew, I got this kid named Carter. Y'all got to hang out sometimes. Where's he from? Where's he from? I'm not sure. Andrew grabs his sharp deer knife and stabs it in the back of his head.

the panther flops to the ground Andrew cuts off his head to mount it on the wall the chickens are safe insane this kid's like Dr. Seuss made over I think Andrew watched Walker Texas Ranger for he went to bed

that sounds like something Chuck used to get into that kid rules been drinking that sea force The bottom line of the story is A good guy always wins Again and again Does it say what state he lives in?

We're not sure. Mississippi. Alabama. Oh, boy. Somebody that'll fight a Black Panther. I'm going with West Virginia. I'm going with North Carolina. All right.

Dad of Andrew, please let us know where you're from. But I guarantee you they got a college football team. We enjoyed the story, sir. The sad thing, he's going to say ears. We enjoy the story. Oh, boy. Chat them. Yeah.

Anyway, that was phenomenal. and I need to know Andrew Moore. Oh, man. Yeah, that story was only missing a flamethrower. And a president. And a Segway. Do you know the owner of Segway died by falling off a Segway? Of course.

Bad call. Of course he did. Learned about that recently. Anyway. I'm sure the Secret Service snuffed him out. Genesis 273 from Jake from Vendresville, Germany. now then get i've said so many wrong german words genesis 273 now then get your equipment your quiver and bow and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me maybe some back of meat

jenstein i can't do it i don't know see y'all next time yeah we're out