Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Reacts to Phil Robertson's Wildest Moments Caught on Film

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

Martin suffers a good-natured scolding after admitting he taught his boys a lesson that definitely wouldn’t have earned Phil Robertson’s approval. John-David replays some of Phil’s greatest on-camera moments, sparking fresh stories from Uncle Si. Phillip brings up the massive roadside inferno he, Godwin, and Martin rolled up on during their drive home, a fireball so big it stopped traffic and had them wondering how close they came to real danger. Si insists his brand-new teeth are the secret behind his recent streak of good luck. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He wants us to be funny. Funny. I'm not in a mood to be funny. No. I'm witty. Or witty. Nope. You missed it.

Not a witty. Miss out. Nope. It's not witty, boys. Well, here we go. All right. Welcome back to the duck call room. Ladies and gentlemen, we're back.

What's so funny? We just didn't even say. Like, what do y'all want to talk about? Oh, we ain't got to, man. This is literally shooting from the hip at its finest. We are not going to break what has worked before. Well, I mean, normally. Roughly.

500 episodes. Don't miss it. Wow. If it doesn't wrong with it. I already know what we're going to talk about. We normally at least say, no, go ahead and pull it up. I know what you're ready to blast me for with Sye.

Wait, no. Go ahead and pull it up. Go ahead. I was going to say, is this the steak dinners, you and Godwin ate? No. No, I know what I'm about to get blasted for, so I figure let's just get it out of. Let's just get it out right off the top. Get it up.

What would it say? I won't sigh to watch roughly a minute video of me, and then you can call me every name you want to silas ready sigh i know it's coming this is martin on instagram j martin duck man there's i don't know how to do the volume there's the button what is that a snake what is that's a cotton mouth that's look like a snake it is a snake it is a cotton mouth so he's head off we play right here see that's what you would think he's up there can't live here we're here too wait watch just watch close uh watch his part whoa hey look out now if you get back to the the water I'll let you go. Did you see that sucker spin out and come right at me?

Try to stand your ground. Probably. Go on. Go on and get. And he let it go back into the water. Oh, he let it go back? I let it go. The top comment says, I'm telling on you. And that was me. And now I'm telling on you. Yeah, I just figured we'd go ahead and rip this band-aid off. You could go ahead and... Oh, yeah. Don't worry, I was going to make a comment for it. Well, look, watch. And we'll talk about why I did what I did. But here's what I know. No, this is not Phil Robertson approved. I'm very well aware of what you would have done and what Phil would have done. We'll blow his head off.

Exactly, but I didn't have nothing to blow his head off with. Then I got me a big stick. Whipped his head. Well, see, here's a problem. Now, we're developing a big problem. Now here's the issue with that. And the reason I didn't do that because I wanted to, right? Because I do try it around that barn often.

Yeah. Like, I mean, that is a place that we keep decoys and all sorts. Crunchy. Clifty. Slitty, what do we call it? Does this one have a name? No, he does not have a name. But what I didn't want to do was the boys are right there.

You don't see them in there. But they're in the Kawasaki looking at me, watching all this. I didn't want to go get a stick and whoop him. And then them think that, oh, I can get a stick and whoop a snake when they can't swing hard enough or know where to hit or know that they're, There is actually, when you kill a snake with a stick, choosing of the stick is very important. No, no. That ain't just go pick one and get after it.

Like, you can't have one that's going to break halfway down because then you're just bit. Like, you know. Not a switch. I was trying to set a good example, not necessarily. Like, venomous snakes are, they're their own thing. If you, if you're where I, if I'm just driving down the road, I'm not going to run over you.

We're good. You go do your thing. I'm swerving. But if you're where I spend a lot of time, I do tend to opt for self-preservation. That snake jumped at you. He didn't intentionally jump at me. Look, if you would have been there, that's why I... Hold on.

That's why I got to laugh him because I saw him. He got to go in so fast but couldn't move and he, like, spun out. That's what caused him. That snake jumped at you. No, not intentionally, unintentionally. He did come towards me. Jumping snakes must go. Whenever he did it, I was...

I said, oh, when I post this video, cue the comments about that time when they was a kid and they got chased by a snake, man. Like, that's what people think of, whatever. I got chased by him. Like, I wasn't worried about him because he was just trying to go so fast. He hit like a little ramp. There was a little root right there, and then that propelled him up. It propelled him in there. Yeah.

So fight or flight is real, whether you're a human or snake, because he was just trying to get away. He was like the Robin Hood. Buddy, let me go. Cartoon snakes. Yeah, he's fine, man. It's fine. I don't look as cold as it is today I hope he went and found him a nice log

to get up under for the rest of winter when did you become a go ahead I don't even know the apologists to the vile creatures of the wood yeah I can't I can't remember who it was it was yesterday I got to get better somebody showed me a picture of a

cotton mouth but a copperhead yeah and that's my biggest copperhead I've ever said that's oh man you won't say a big and you get on my buddy Mark Daniels junior Instagram. He posted one on his store yesterday. Magnum Copperhead.

Did he kill it? No. No, Mark ain't messing with a snout. That's really a pretty snake. It is pretty. Yeah. But that's Joker, I'd say he was about that big round. Probably went all three and a half foot long.

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So what did your boys say about this? Well, we sat down and had a little coaching moment after it that I posted to my Instagram stories, but it was just, we don't play with snakes. We don't. And then they ended it with, let's go find crunchy. They're still stuck on the beaver. Where is the beaver? Crunchy.

I don't know. We finally got it where there's no flow. so he's not a foe anymore right now. He won't be a foe until we hit some more rain and get flow back going. So he's, we leveled the pipes out. So he's not mad at us and we're not mad at him right now. But I guess he's still out there.

But yeah, no, we just had a good coaching moment. And they have since, it's hilarious. Like every day we don't play with snakes. Cotton mouse are venomous. Yeah,

it's funny the words that they hang on to. Venomous. That is one that they are very well aware of that we do not play with snakes. Nope. You know, they don't know that we can play with them once they get older. You might miss. You might miss the dentist. That's why I haven't,

I haven't handled one. I haven't even handled a ribbon snake other than the one in my backyard in front of them. So I just am not going to handle any snake until they're old enough to know. No, the fish snake looks just about like a cotton mouth, but he's a little bit different. Yeah. That's why that boy. got bit at that snake rodeo and had to go to the hospital while we were pulling in. They looked a lot of like, but, you know, it's just that triangular head you got to look for.

Philip just said the words, that's why that boy got bit at that snake rodeo when we were pulling up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, he got bit because he was there. No, no. He was in an ambulance. He was walking down by the dock and looked, there's a snake there.

He's young there thinking it was a fish snake. Yeah. Well, it wasn't a fish snake. It was a real deal, boy. Yeah, I don't. And he popped him. Yeah, I knew what that one was when I rounded the corner and saw him laid out in the road. Because only Cotton Mouse do that.

You know why he was laid out in the road? He's getting him a little sunlight. No, so you could hit the gas. No. Bo-boom. I just don't, I think that's why so many people are scared of snakes is because they're taught from an early age to be scared of snakes. Thank you, Mom and Dad. You don't have to be scared of snakes.

of them you can respect them and move on that's the word like you you don't have to fear them they're not actively hunting you like they're not to be feared but they are to be respected give a little bit of room and like you can all get along that's my only i don't want to put i don't want to be responsible for instilling any irrational fears in my children well like you tell about you know if you go and so well okay you let's go find me a stick then you find you a stick and you find you a stick about two foot long. Yeah. But no.

But you're going to look for a stick, making five or six feet long. Yeah, and make sure it ain't rotten. Yeah, and make sure it's green where when it hits him. Yeah. Because you're going to fight with it. It ain't going to break. Because you know how I've learned the lesson of picking the right stick

because I chose the wrong one. Yeah. A few times. And you get about halfway down and that thing snaps off and you're just left there with with a nub. And you're like, now what? You're too deep in it now.

Yeah. You know. And so. But I got to get a little better. It is time. This is the time of year to me when you encounter the most snakes. Like when they're on the move trying to find them a place for winter. Winter.

This is a time where if you have children and you're going to be around that kind of stuff and you need to get rid of them, it's a good time for a 22 of rat shot to just kind of keep on you at all times. And I didn't have it because I just wasn't expecting to see one. I don't know why. That place that we hunt doesn't have a ton of cotton mouse, which is crazy. because it's swamped. That's funny.

And, like Phil's, when he bought that property? That place got the most cotton mouse anywhere I've ever seen. Hey. I've been a lot of places.

No, no. Phil Robertson's property got the most cotton mouse I have ever seen. I tried to. Hey, when you can kill

like five or six hundred cotton mouse, that's the breeding grounds, boys. Oh, yeah. There are so many of them. Because we shot them just in,

the next year you'd start, start out. you'd come by and look at a hole down and it'll have a little water, it'd be five in it. Yeah, that's crazy. How many are there? I'm like you. That's the most snakes I've ever seen in one area.

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That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. So who's keeping up with all the blinds down at the land now? That's strong. Stone is? Is he fighting the moccas? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Phil says the beavers and the moxswore in cahoots.

It's a conspiracy. The beavers built it down and the cotton mouth patrol it. Because every time you come up on Beavertown, LB4 or 5. Yeah, they generally live hand in hand. Yeah, they're real fond of each other. All right, I got to do it. I found a video that just for some other people to chime in on this cotton mouth. The cotton mouth, I think, is just evil.

Yeah. I mean, you can make a correlation with the. evil one embodying a snake because once you get to know a cotton mouth real well would you what would you say phil they have no fear none they they will bite you oh yeah and so that's a point i was making i'm way more scared of a cotton mouth moccas than i am an alligator phil says oh oh and i say did that video not show you that they very much have fear of you well it uh he jumped he ran i was actually trying to find that video phil blowing that one to smithes the reins and I was just going to put it up there.

But apparently Unashamed talked about snakes just as much as we do. Here's a difference between me and the crocodile, man. I mean, that's a core video for my childhood. Not even, I mean, I have watched that one. I remember the day. I think it was like Duckman 7 maybe is the one that that's it.

You and Phil went and caught a couple of cockmouth because you wanted it. I caught a bunch of them, yeah. Yeah. But anyway, we still had them in the sack. Everything, all the family was done it. Well, we're all standing around the circle. Bill's got that AR-15 in his hand with a third-round clip on it. And he told whoever had the sack said, hey, dump them right here in the middle.

As soon as he dumped them out, you just hear, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, he run 30 rounds into the mud. Is that when them boys came to exterminate, Billy the exterminate? Yeah. Billy and the exterminated? They didn't know. I didn't know that's what we were going to do with them. Cotton Mouse, or I may not have caught so many.

of them. I mean, that was just kind of like a ritualistic bloodletting there. But Phil said, you're going to go catch them? And I was like, yeah, I mean, I had some snake tongs. I wouldn't, I do not mess with venomous snakes by their tail. I do not. I don't play that game. Would you, would you do that? Yeah. The chances of you get bit is high. How old were you and Phil when y'all went squirrel hunting and you had to shoot your way out because of all the snakes? Oh, that was, uh, no, that was when I was, uh, at junk. city with him when he was up there at teaching. He went down to Arkansas, Louisiana line, which is just a dirt road forever.

Yeah. And he'd come by the house one day and say, hey, I found him. Let's go kill him. Kill him. He said, he's squirrel. He said, I found him, son. So, hey, we get there and park. We're going in the woods.

I'm already about 50 yards away from him. And he said, oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you. He said, forever squirrel, there's 10 cotton mouth. look I hadn't walked 100 yards I mean all about 20 walked in the woods 20 yards and I looked there are two cotton mouths that are copperhead so I started to go around and I said wait a minute I may I may have to come back this way boom boom boom blew the bad heads off well I didn't go but 100 yards well it's starting to get dark

y'all and I said well I bet I was sitting on it's just cut over I sitting on a stump and the stumped went down in the creek, you know. And I heart kept hearing something, kept hearing something, couldn't find what I was hearing. Finally, I was turning around looking for squirrels, and every time I'd do it, bark would fall off that tree down to the root system. Well, the bed, cotton mouth down in the water. He's talking to a squirrel up there.

Here you come. You know, I finally, oh, boom, get back down that where you broke. Boom. But anyway, it was about 30 minutes to dark. It's getting dark. So I said, you know, you can't see it as dark. I better start easy my way back. And you know there's a lot of snakes in there.

No, yeah. So look, I start going back toward the road. 27 rounds later, I make it to the road. So I've shot a box of shells and two. You know, so Phil pulls up with the headlights on me. He said, man, you tore them up, did you? And I said, yeah, and he said, what are they? I said, right where I shot him?

And he said, oh, you've been shooting snakes. I said, you got it. And I said, hey, if you're coming back here, don't ever, don't bother to stop it by the house. Don't call me. Yeah, don't call me because I ain't coming. Yeah, I'm out, boy. Yeah, I'm out within a second minute snake. Oh, man.

I went to Dutman 7 and I just, you know how it has the most replayed part on YouTube, videos and I clicked it right at the beginning. Most replayed and it's just feel biting a Doug's head crunching it. The best of. Oh, it's Duckman 5. Yeah, well, yeah, I may have been off a little bit on there. Yeah, it starts with the snake. Yeah, I was things to say.

I'll throw it up there. I want to watch it too, even though I've seen it 700 now. They're working with the beavers and cahoots here. All that must need kill it. And one of them. In caho. The beaver and the Congo. in cahoots and now Martin's saving their lives.

Here's another critter. Here's another critter. Look right here. See here? See that sucker right there? Now he got teeth on him like needle. That's a needle nose gar. Now what he doing laying out in there?

You know, these suckers. Everybody's going to get into the afternoon. Oh, now we got a head. Hey, you didn't pay us for this. That's funny. Hold on, we got to see this. Needle nose. God. I don't think this is the one

where he says it though, is it? Oh yeah, that's it. That's it. That man, that man loves what he's doing right there. Yeah, he did. He loves just working out there. Every morning at daylight, this is the daily ritual. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh. Look at that.

Boom. Get him before he gets you. Bob. Right in the bag of the head. Oh. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. That's not what he did the crocodile. Blow that hand off. Look that thing flopping around. It's jumping like it jumped at you, Martin. Well, yeah, because it ain't got no head no more.

I will say, Phil, you know, we go through this a lot. But he was the best at like hip shooting with that 22. Like he could hold it out and know it. He wasn't looking at the scope half the time. He knew exactly where that thing was aimed just by holding it out one-handed. Oh, wait. Here's another one. Oh, yeah.

He killed a. He killed a piss out of him now. Now this may be it. See, he's about to go about four rounds in there, I think. Is that a little more than that? Yeah, look at that. Whoa. See that color?

See, he hides up in the old root wards where you walk right behind. And therein is the problem. But he'll show pop you. My little sister got bit by one. Her leg got that big around turned solid black. Now the crocodile man. Yeah, here it is. On TV, we'll get up here and mess with him, but I guarantee you one thing.

I ain't never seen him grab a whole one of them by the tail. See, here's what I do. Here's the difference between me and a crocodile, man, right here. I mean, you see, he never looked at that scope. Man, hey, he shots that suckers of pieces too, I'm telling you, man. I'm telling you, man. He was the greatest hip shooter with a 1022 you've ever seen. Oh, man.

If you want to watch that for yourself, it is Duckman Five Traditions. The first 10 minutes are Phil just in the woods, raking and shooting snakes. That's what I'm talking about. He said that's the difference. We mean the crocodile. Scope on the gun, never lifts it above his way. I pull that thing out where I can really see how bad he shot him up. Yeah.

He shot him to pieces. I know. That's incredible. He didn't waste any of them stingers. No, he never had to look through the scope. That is always incredible. I remember always just sitting there watching it. Like, how did he do that?

Just hit shooting with a 20-3. You know, just he didn't even, I wasn't even paying attention to him. No, just. No, he'd be looking at you while he did it. It was incredible. He said your younger sister got bit. Who was it? Oh, Jen.

What happened? We're being horrible playing high and going to seek. We had a drain for the kitchen drain, drained out in just a bunch of a dewberry vine. You know, it was always wet there. We'd run through there. Okay. I thought the snake caught.

He'd come in. He'd come in and said, I got snake bit, you know. And mama, you know, said, well, later in, let me look at. Well, it wasn't one hole. Yeah. Yeah. It's just one hole and said, no, it's bright stuck you. Yeah, well, an hour later, her legs swole up like that back around,

and it was the ugliest color. It just ever color under the rainbow. That's what our leg looked like. And it was twice the size of it. And then you could see, no, it's a distinct tooth. Yeah. Dang. Well.

So they rushed to the hospital, you know, kept over the night. Hey, you got over it. There you go. Well, I'm a Phil. Kill them all. It's a difference between me and the crocodile man. Oh, no. Yeah, I don't play with them too.

You don't know how many people, How many times I shot just at head like that right there? And I just, and it didn't make a difference how far? Hey, he'd just be laying there headless. The snake episode. So. I hate it.

I really don't like them. Hey. I'm not afraid of them like my wife is, but I'm not. I mean, the king snakes, I let them live. You know what I mean? When I'm mowing the yard, I will avoid them. but every other snake, nope, I'm... That's sad, man.

I mean, no, just because I recognize the king snake... Well, the king snake kills the bad one. That's right, I let them live. See, I'm not smart enough to know. I got to send Martin a picture after they're dead and say, what did I just kill? Yeah, he always said, what is this? I say dead.

Every time. Well, what about the guy who chases the pythons that we met in... Oh, big king? Yeah, big king. King, big boxer. Yeah. He's decided that boxing humans wasn't good enough, so he goes and grabs pythons by the back of the head

and pulls them out of holes. And he works with that python cowboy guy. Yeah. And then they kill them and then they make stuff out of them. I tried to get a side to go because he was auctioned off a hunt. I was like, I'll hide if you'll go with me. No. Johnny Lee, see if you can pull it.

Go grab a big dummy, dummy python out of a hole in Everglades. 18 foot. What is that called? Huh? What is that called? I mean, you can look up Python Cowboy. That's probably the guy that's the most famous for it. And that's what they do for like a job or for fun?

Well, because pythons are not supposed to be here. So people get them as a pet. And when they get too big. They outgrow the cage. Yep. Rather than killing them. Yep. They turn it loose.

Now Florida's got a problem with it. Yeah. And now like you go to South Florida, I mean, there's 18 foot pythons. I'm looking at one and it's disturbing. When they were auctioning off this hunt, I mean, he told people, he said, you will work. I mean, you're going to have to get in the water and work.

I go to work to work to work. Yeah, well, it's going to be real. I ain't know work. I ain't going to do it either. But kind of their deal in South Florida is they remove invasive species. So like stuff where humans have created a problem like pythons, iguanas, and I think Egyptian geese maybe, they go down and they they eradicate them to the best of their abilities.

Time out. Yeah. Did you just say the words Egyptian geese in Florida? Yeah. So there's a problem there. How did that even occur? Who got lost? People.

Which migration? The same way we ended up with a Brazilian imported fire ant here that causes all sorts of trouble. Egyptian geese. Yeah, he's an ugly thing. Yeah. So, yeah, he's ugly. But that's what happens, man.

Humans do what they do. And so now there's a problem. Now you've displaced all your native stuff. So they're going in and trying to eradicate as much of the... But like, whenever they, you know, when you go to the pet and zoo and they're like, hey, you want to hold this snake? Yeah. No.

You never do. I've never, I'm going to be, I'm going to be honest. I don't think I've ever touched a living snake. Now, I'm not a big proponent. I don't think I have either. Like, I'm not, I don't think that should be a thing. Like, just because, like, the- There's some people in the comments right now with pet snake.

Oh, absolutely. And look, I'm glad that you love them and you care for them, and I hope you're a responsible pet snake owner, but the truth is, most people aren't. And you can't flush him like you do to goldfish. Like, you get tired of him. And look. End up with a pet tiger.

Yeah, I mean, where does it? Why do we have to domesticate everything? And that reminds me of a story. We had a camp in Bosco, and something was in the toilet, and we couldn't, we wasn't sure what it was. And so we got a broom and a piece of a string, made a noose, and the next time we saw it, we snatched it, and we pulled a five-foot snake out of that toilet. I'm telling you, it was. A five-foot snake out of a toilet. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. It was humongous. I mean, there was ten people there looking at it. Really? It must have come up through the cess pond, you know what I mean, up the pipe. So I saw it. Okay, you know, remember our friend Quigley, Andrew Quigley?

Yeah. Listen to us on Spotify so much. We said, dude, if you ever end up here, you got a seat. Yeah, our Irishman. He flew all the way from Ireland. Yeah. Guess what is on the loose in a forest outside of Kells? Where's Kales?

Ireland. Ireland? Oh, okay. I don't know. A lion. No. Oh. It's like our Black Panther, and it's showing up all over Ireland Facebook.

Hold on. Here's another photo. And this isn't like Shaggy riding a giraffe. No, this isn't Shaggy riding a... This is real photographs from Ireland. Oh, that's a lion. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You would think it is a lion. But the authorities had to get involved, obviously. Is this like the monkeys? Oh, it's better. It's just a dog with a bad haircut. Really? A dog with a bad haircut. cut.

That's good. Everybody in town thought there was. I was thinking it was a dog. I was thinking it was a dog. It was just away from the rear end. The lion-like animal roaming around the woods in East Clare is in fact a very friendly mouse, a Newfoundland dog. It's delight. I love it.

So all of Ireland's going crazy over. Is that not animal abuse of? Look what they did to that poor dog. It's harassment. Yeah. I mean, if it was for Halloween, I get it. And they wanted to call him Muf. Fossa for the day, but that is a wild haircut.

But literally, like, a ton of people were scared. I thought there was a line in their neighborhood. That's the definition of that. You're so ugly, you ought to shave your butt and walk backwards. I mean, that's the definition of that old saying. That girl was so ugly. She had to shave her butt and walked backwards, you know? Oh, man.

But Andrew sent me that, and I laughed and laughed the other night, and I said, I got to wait for the right moment. That's good. That's good. Garda. The Irish people not speak English? What's Garde? They speak Irish, man.

Is it? It's its own thing? They got a couple languages that they wrote through over in Ireland. Yeah, I didn't know. That's interesting. I believe it's Gaelic, maybe. Okay. Really making that up.

I had a dog named Dublin, though. So shout out to our good friends in Ireland and they're lying roaming around the country. I just expected Irish police for it to say police. I don't know. I didn't expect Garda. What do Irish people speak? The Irish language. Gaelic.

Gaelic, yeah. That's what Hunter's not in Gaelic. 40% of... As a guy who just visited a Renn fair, he should know. Why are you laughing, Hunter? You don't think I snoop your Instagram? But only about 72,000 of the good folks of Ireland speak that. How many people are in Ireland?

Well, see, they didn't give me a percentage. I don't know. But Ireland just, you know, they just throwing out whatever language they feel like. That's fine. Good for them, ma'am. that's kind of what we do English, redneck Spanish something else

I mean all mixed together yeah it's kind of an interesting hodgepaw it's kind of a melting pot if you will so I heard you had a good weekend finally yep did you what did you tell it I won at poker

what and hey did he win he changed his game he's been reading books and watching videos he come in there and he watched the table out you went to books a million and got a Poker for dummies? Well, I was due. Let's say, put it that way.

You were due. It's those lucky new teeth he's got. Oh, he blinded everybody distracted. He just got smiling out. I smiled there. I couldn't see. I said, hey, y'all helped me pay for these new teeth. He kept smiling, everybody thought he was bluffing.

So what did you, how, what was it? Who did you take down? Yeah, who'd you hurt? All the regular bunch. Everybody. Did you get Jace? No, Jace wasn't played. They skipped out.

skipped out. Okay. It's much funner when you get Jason's or Willie's money. Yeah. Well, he, but he did get, uh, Fox,

bull, chicken, nerd, uh, mayo, oh, yeah, even though,

uh, But Cut's daddy was there. They all were, and me. Do y'all call y'all's poker game animal farm? Yeah. What's your name? Well,

no, no, because that's what's so funny. What do they call you? I'll be telling somebody, I'll be telling somebody about playing poker. And I said, oh,

yeah, you play with my uncle. y'all knows what his name steve and i said no i don't plan it with steve he said oh what you probably know him as bull yeah i said okay so bull fox chicken yeah fart man right art man nerd all wild names all nicknames and none of y'all know each other's real name hey smoky but smoky don't smoke anymore so now he's smokeless he got to quit he smoker he had a stamp putting his heart yeah and hey thank you i'm glad he's alive and doing well We love you, Smoky.

I mean smokeless. Smokless. We changed your name from Smoky to Smokless. If we could video this game, I'm telling you. Oh, no. It would be the greatest ever. I want to put cameras in the table. Side, do you have a nickname?

Oh. Are you just... Yeah, they say I'm the 401. 401K. Yeah, there's a lot of truth of that. You are an economic stimulus package at a poker table, that's for sure. Did you see those NBA players that got arrested? for playing poker?

I heard about it, but tell me more. These guys making like $20, $30 million a year, and they decided to invite people over to play poker with them, and they had an X-ray table to read everybody else's cards. No. 100% and cheated and just stole from all these. And this is outside of the people in the NBA that were shaving points or whatever. They got arrested at the same time.

Oh, okay. But that's what. all one big sting? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. This was all part of that. Well, I saw them two baseball pictures got popped yesterday for throwing intentional balls because people were prop betting on it.

They had. Philip, Philip said it. I would love, I would love if I had the money like Willie does. I would buy the cameras and film people playing, the group I've got. Not to cheat on it. Just for I can show you how crazy they play. I'd love to be the commentator on that.

Oh, no, no, no. Who's watching? Look at this. They had fancy glasses on where they could see it. Yeah. Oh, wow. So they'd look at their glasses and it would tell them what their opponent's cards were. And then they basically, which, you know, if you go to an NBA player's house and lose $2 million, I got a question what you're doing too.

That's a bad call. Yeah. Yeah, that ain't a bad. streak you mean you're getting beat it's a it's a plan what's even funnier is if in that deal like you're the dealer and you're dealing off the bottom of the deck so then they're trying to cheat you but then you just end up dope popping them you can see every car like as but i'm saying like just if you yeah but that's why in the west oh west a lot of people got to kill playing poker oh yeah they'd have been dead dealing off bottom deck you catch it when he's he shoots you yeah or you know the

movie rounders that was one of the things that uh I used to, y'all, I said, well, everybody said, well, they're all cheating. Everybody cheat. Yeah, everybody's cheat. Well, y'all play crazy enough. It feels like somebody's got to. That's what I was why I would love to film it, okay, because I give you an example. His brother, we invited Danny.

You know, Danny showed up, and he clipped them, he clipped everybody for $45,400. Well, when we're going out, after the game's over, I said, Danny, we're going to play again next Friday you won't you know uh have seat reserve seat for you he said no he said don't ever call me again yeah that's a true story that's been 15 years ago he hadn't played since he he said i've never sat down at a poker table with nine guys idiots and he said and they don't know what the word f-o-l-d means no y'all don't it's been and that's why i would love This is crazy. To show these idiots, just to film it and then just say,

okay, tonight we're going to, before we play, I'm going to show you how stupid you're playing. Yeah. Watch the video. Yeah. Here, watch this. Watch your highlights. Yeah, watch this.

You're calling with two, three, and you call $5,000 with the two three. Oh, that's not what was going down in the NBA. They had one guy that would get the information, and then he'd signal to all his buddy. Like, one guy would show up, and they basically just rob him. They were just taking it. Oh, wow. There's literally text the FBI.

Oh, no. Guys, please let him win a hand. He's in for 40 grand. Oh, no. And he's about to leave if he doesn't win. That's like that 360 game they play. 360. Yeah, four or five guys come in and they're playing together.

You know, and then they split their nights take. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, they just. Well, one I'm going to say, you know, he said, oh, I bet a hundred. The other one say, hey, look, I'm going to be three. I'm going to raise you. They're trying to trap somebody.

Yeah. Well, look, me and... They're, you know, they're targeting people. Let me tell you who's not in cahoots. Me and sigh are not in cahoots. I'm trying to tear his head off, and he is breaking me. Well, no, no, because here's the thing. But we don't show favoritism to each other at the poker table.

Well, because we both... Boy, I did. I always stayed away from side because I can never beat him. I never, I was like... Me and him, what is funny is we play the same kind of cards. Okay, so we run up on each other and we got the same hand normally. We both got a wheel draw. Oh, Lord.

Yeah. A wheel draw. You know, I said, hey, he said, I bet a hundred. I'm going to raise you 300, Philip. He said, I ball him. So it just, you know. And you're on the same thing. Yeah.

Same thing. But, and also, when Jace plays with us, he don't want nobody in cahoots. You know what I mean? He's watching for a. Oh, team playing? Yeah, he's watching for just this sort of thing. If he's watching for an X-ray table, then I ain't never showing up. That's incredible.

That's crazy. It must have cost a fortune. So they just picked a guy. Say, hey, man, come on over. We're going to play poker with you. And then dope pop him. And then see you later. And take all that everybody.

And now that dude's going to go to jail for like 10 years when he was making $20 million a year. Who is it? Johnson Billet. Oh, John. Oh, John. Oh, wow. Johnsey was... Because a bunch of the basketball players used to, they gamble.

Well, if you... Michael Jordan didn't go play baseball for no reason. Yeah, I'm just saying. I don't know. Yeah. It seems so... But if I had to bet. Yeah.

It seems so easy now to just cheat in the NBA or baseball because everything, I mean, Pete Rose, he ain't got nothing on these guys, you know? And everything, I mean, you can bet on how many, how many pitches before the guys taken out? Well, that's what the Cleveland Indians just got in trouble, or whatever they're called now. Guardian. Guardians, sir.

Whatever they are, yeah, sorry. Sorry to my Native American friends. And what about these college guys? Sorry to Rick Wild Thing, Vaughn. These guys, in college, I mean, they're young, and, I mean, they can be persuaded. It's a dangerous game out there. I got a question.

They're paying college players nowadays, right? Yeah, or paying them. They're making more than their coaches. How much? How much we're talking about? How good are you? How good are you? Big money.

Some of them. If you're good. Some of them can get out of college, and if they do it right, they could go to the NFL if they just want to go get their brains beat in. Or they could cash out. Yeah, but why? I'm good. Yeah. Yeah, why?

Well, but why is because they're very good athletes, and that generally comes with an ego. However, there are some professional athletes side that you have a lot in common with, apparently, because. We stumbled across two videos this weekend. The Arizona Cardinals and the Pittsburgh Steelers, and they were asking their players, how do they like their steak cooked? What did they say? An alarming number of them responded with Medium Plus.

So I'm wondering, do y'all listen? Hey, dear Arizona Cardinals. Dear Cardinals, dear Steelers, I've already been talking to Patrick Queen with the Steelers, We're pretty sure it's Jonu Smith. Oh, he says 100% him. He went and watched the video. He said, oh, yeah.

He said, I'll see what that clown knows. He said. He had a great catch last night, by the moment. He did. They called it incomplete. They called it incomplete. Because you eat your steak, medium plus, which is been a real thing. If you had just said medium or medium rare.

Well, no, see, that's what gets me, one of that guy, the chef from New York, sent me a little tweet on the machine. A tweet on the computer. A tweet on the machine. Yeah. Well, yeah. How did you get a tweet from the machine? They got a tweet machine. I'm not interested technology.

They tweeted you? He said he didn't know what medium plus means. I said, I wouldn't eat nothing you cooked because you don't know what you're doing. Well, apparently you could make it in Glendale, Arizona or Phoenix, wherever that, whatever town that town's in. A lot of towns in that. Or Pittsburgh. I've asked this in restaurants before. Apparently the fancy restaurants now.

When they asked you, how do you want your steak? or ma'am. Most people say medium rare. Amen. Okay. And then I said, hey, no, I don't want my media rare and I don't want it well done. I want it medium plus, which means, hey, if it's a three-inch steak, I want it light pink, no blood in the middle. And a lot of times they'll look at me for translation and obviously like it. He wants it between medium and medium.

No, no, Jason always said, hey, make it well done. And I said, no, I didn't say that. J.C.'s well done steak. Well, no, he's just for me. Bad interpretation. I said, no, I don't want to eat boot leather. I'll bust. I want it medium plus.

That could change. We have a situation here where you have teeth now. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, when he gets his permanent teeth, the doc's going to cook him a steak. How's he going to cook it? He's going to cook a medium plus. You're not going to change that?

Oh, no, he's done it. You can chew better? He's done it before. He had these. It was before. Before. Yeah, before. I feel like you can live on the wild side now.

Well, no, no. Maybe try rare. No, no, that's what was so fun. Okay. I literally, I literally had to retrain myself how to eat. You're finding places that you didn't know you had. What are you, what are you?

Yeah, since we've last discussed, what have you now eating? Because now you can eat more, right? No, no. I had a chicken fried steak the other day. How was that? That was good. Unbelievable. Oh, no, yeah.

You didn't even have to have mashed potatoes you wanted. Well, no, no, yeah, but I did have mashed potatoes with graven. Brown gravy. Funny thing, well, before what did we eat, we ate some french fries somewhere, and they were kind of, they cooked some of them crunchy. Yeah. So I wasn't ready for that. I thought there was going to be soft.

Do you tell them that cracking and all the noise? You ain't heard that noise in years. I ain't heard that in a long time. Oh, yeah. Well, Sy, do you remember that place where we went and they cooked all the steaks? They had a humongous grill, and they cooked steaks for the event, the DU event that you went to last year. And the owner came up and said, hey, I hadn't seen you since you and the psychotics were here. Yeah, yeah.

So I went with Martin and Godwin, and they were the guest for the DU banquet. And I'm telling you, the steaks they cooked smelled delicious. I ain't ever seen a grill like it. And the grill is huge. Things like 15 yards long. Yards? Yeah. That's probably like 50 foot a gross way.

I was like saying these people cook a lot. Yeah. And apparently during the, apparently when it's not close for an event, you can go by there and it's $2 cheaper if you cook your own steak. Yeah. They let's give you a piece of meat and cook your own. Yeah.

You just stand up. That sounds fun. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a reverse habachi. Yeah. Yeah. You cook it.

You cook it. You cook it. You sit there on the grill. And you save $2? $2 a person if you'll cook them. So it's crazy. I'm interested in going there. I sent you a picture of John.

It's big. Martin and Godwin eating their steak. It's a big place. Oh, we love a. Look at the lady. She's looking at y'all like, y'all don't belong here. Yeah, she's not. I know.

That's what's hilarious about. Live photos is a great thing. That is awesome. Martin giving the hefty thumbs up, that woman going, How did I end up at this table? Yeah. Yeah, it was a wild, it was a wild night, man. It was fun.

That's so funny. I like when you were bidding on some of those items that come up. Martin, you started bidding on stuff? A couple of them. Look, he started shaking his hand like this. I knew what he was. I had three picked out that I would have been okay with coming home with. What were they?

28-gauge shotgun, shocker. Right? That's right up here. What was the other, the Santa. Oh, the giant inflatable Santa. Inflatable Santa. He had ducks in his toy bag. That's fun time.

That's kind of funny. But I didn't want to, I ended up letting that one go because I didn't want to wait on it to deflate to come home. So we were already going to be getting home late. So I bailed on that one. Oh, we did get home late. And there was a vehicle on fire on the side of the road. Yeah, an 18 wheeler just raging inferno on the side of interstate.

Oh, that diesel. In the middle of nowhere. They still burns hot, boys. Buddy, it was so hot that it was on the side of the road. We were in the lane, the fast lane. Life in the train. And you felt the heat through the truck. Oh, no.

And we're going 50 miles an hour. Yeah, you should have spent it. No, diesel burns hot because. Oh, after I thought about it, like, God, well, why did we slow down? Yeah, I don't know. What if that thing goes boom about the time we get right there? You just keep going. Now, the doors were open.

Yeah. We didn't see nobody. on a very quick inspection, mind you. But Philip did call the state police and turned it in because it was just a big dummy 18-wheeler on fire. Oh, no. It's a fire department. They usually just let it burn out.

Well. And hey, look, it'll melt. We were just more concerned about the- It will melt, metal, and all this. The operator. Eastropon is hot. But I guess he went all the way to the tree line because as hot as that fire was on the road,

I get, you couldn't stand by it. I mean, again, we go 50 miles an hour. and you felt the heat come through the truck. Diesel burns hot. I got it. I got it on video, but it's, you know, it's kind of a weird. I've seen where one's burnt. They just let it burn out.

Let it fall out. It wasn't much of the truck left. Hey, whoever made the truck, though, kudos to you. Because this thing's on fire and the headlights were still working. Yeah, they were. When we got past it, the headlights were still on. It's probably totaled. You got that film on.

Oh, I got the video of it. It's a crazy. Because from a distance, it looked like a little flicker. Yeah. Yeah, we were all trying to decide what it was. I said, that's a fire, man. Then they talked me out of it.

And then we got closer and I could see the smoke. I said, no, buddy, that's a fire. It's on fire. That is a fire. Here we go. Let's send it to Johnny D since he can pull this up. Johnny D. Yeah, it's a big.

Yep. Hold on. God wasn't there, rating. Oh, man, I didn't know that. Hey, him. What is his? It's a far. That is a far there, boy.

I don't know. But you're a little closer to it and I'd like to be. Yeah. I tell you, diesel burns hot. Look at this thing. It won't be nothing left to that truck. Did you feel that? I got a text in the middle of that too, but that was crazy.

I mean, that was at like 1.30 in the morning, man, like right outside Shreveport. It was... The one that I saw had burned up. All that was left was the rims. Yeah, I don't know. We didn't go back and check on it. We called the... The steel realm.

Everything else was burnt. Whatever that mile marker was and said, hey, there's a truck on fire and there ain't nobody there. So you can't miss it. We figured, we just assumed, like, because you saw it, man, you could see it from two or three miles away. There'd be somebody. there by now with the water hose or that the state police would at least be aware of it but that

guy acted when philip got on the phone with him he acted like this was all new news with the dispatcher i was like man i just hope whoever it was i hope everything's okay yeah i like seeing the doors open because it makes me think that yeah both doors were open and there was nothing noticeable inside and they're not going to be standing anywhere near it it was so hot no that's how hot that thing was it was incredible but that's wild hey we've had another fun day man we filled this one up so when is this going to air a week from tomorrow so oh okay not quite thanksgiving yet but we're we're getting there not thanksgiving um you'll me close it out yeah close it out i'm just we're going to rip another band-aid off here i lost my grandmother uh wow yesterday morning

from when we're filming this it'll be a little ways um and you know it's tough i've been through a lot of weird deaths this year. This one, she was 91. She told us a couple weeks ago. She was ready to go. She was ready to be with Jesus. And so we know that we have that hope through Jesus Christ that we know exactly where she is.

She's with my uncle Joe and my granddaddy. Didn't think I was going to cry. But my dad has been taken care of her and I just want to honor him. And he sent me a Bible verse this morning. 2 Corinthians 1 3 through 4 praise be to God and Father our Lord Jesus Christ the Father of Compassion and the God of all comfort who comforts us in all our troubles so that we can comfort those in any trouble with the comfort we ourselves receive from God

if you listen to us you're probably on board with the whole Jesus Christ of Nazareth thing and thank you for that but if for some reason you're here and you don't know him I don't know how you do it. A. And there is a way for hope. There is a way to be comforted when life sucks. And it is only through Christ you find that. Yeah.

You don't know what you're missing. You really don't. You really don't. Amen to that. Amen. That's how I'm going to end that one. All right, boys. Well, I was going to leave that band-aid on.

But I'm glad he took it up. Yeah, he did. that but I wasn't going to bring I wasn't going to be the one to start peeling it so if y'all wonder why we ain't talked about it for now we're just going to let him get to that point so no we love y'all thank y'all lift up the owen family in prayer because no matter whether you're ready for it they're ready for it or all the things death is still hard man it's still it's final here on this earth it's not the end thank god but for here it is the end while we're still stuck on this planet so it's If you're struggling through this, is a holiday season coming up. Lots of weird, lots of weird things happen around holidays where people,

you now remember these holidays for certain things. Lord knows that's the case with my family. And so, man, just cover people in prayer, man. It's awesome. Lift each other up.

Be thankful. Uncle Joe's got to be guiding me through that turkey this year because that was his job, and now me and Lauren are taking it on ourselves. But now he gets to cook it for his mama again, man. Yeah, that's night.

That Thanksgiving in heaven is going to be legit. What are you talking about? rolls and the turkey you're there yeah and didn't you just hear Phil just killed two cotton mouse up there uh we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car room you all love you guys we're out