Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Regrets Having to Blow Up the 'Grey Ghost' & Justice For Peanut!

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

Uncle Si is informed of the demise of internet animal celebrity Peanut the squirrel, who was seized from his home and euthanized by the state government. Si may like to eat squirrels, but he supports the right of Americans to safely keep non-traditional pets in their homes. Martin is trying and sort of succeeding at potty training his two-year-old sons, and Godwin takes the boys back to the “Duck Dynasty” days with his off-the-wall comments. John-David shares a video that he’ll probably regret sharing someday in the future. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You had rabbit and squirrels do this weekend? Yeah. Lucky for you, the government didn't get involved. Why on that? Have y'all not seen the thing about the squirrel? Martin, you've seen the thing about it. Squirrels, let me tell you, you cook a squirrel in a black iron skillet for about three hours. And pour some gravy over the top of it.

Jake the meat off the ball. Woo. You've gone by good. Yeah. Sounds good. Rabbit, too. Have you ever had a pet squirrel? A pet now?

You have. Yep. What was the pet squirrel's name, Sam? I don't remember. Didn't name it. But hey, Mama had just brought a brand new couch. Okay, brand spanking new. Brought it home, put it in the living room.

You went in there and sat down in a spring. You heard, Boar! That squirrel got up there and pulled cotton out of everything and made him a little nest. he wouldn't your pet no more was it we fried that sucker up uh-huh yeah yeah I figured that that's it you ate your pet oh yeah hold on mama said hey but if the pop him and skin him out we figure to have squirrel and dumpling

if the past is any indication he probably named the squirrel beaver you know they had eagle the pigeon so you just go no buddy of mine a buddy and mine have a big fox squirrel and big teeth I get it and hey and he he made one of the little trap doors like you do for the dog. He made it for a squirrel on the window. Well, that squirrel would go out and go in the hickinut tree. He'd go over and just, you know, he was like,

he was the size of a young fox. I'll see it. That squirrel probably weighed seven pounds. That was a bull. Oh, no, he was. Marbled fat. I got a picture of a fox on my spot point, deer camer. He keeps coming.

Well, he's black and white. because it's a night picture. I know if there's a red or a gray fox. He's probably gray out there in the mountains, or Kansas. Yeah. I got a three-legged one at the house. Whirl?

Fox. They got a cat up there too. Wow. I got a three-legged red fox at the house. No, they got pictures of him. Oh. Mountain line? Mountain line?

Puma. In the mountain. No, it's a mountain line. In the mountain line. That's a puma. No, mountain line. No, it's a puma. No.

That's the same thing, dummy. Okay, anyway, back to squirrels. Yeah, what happened with squirrel? So you sent something in a group text, et cetera. There is a famous squirrel on Instagram. A famous squirrel. A famous squirrel. Peanut, the squirrel, has over 700,000 followers.

As he should. He lives in New York. Wow. That is not good for Peanuts' future if he lives in New York. New York City. And the suckers are a cowboy. Does he? No trees in New York City.

Time out. Please make Peanut your profile picture for the time being. Hashtag justice for peanut. We love you all. What? It is about to take a dark turn. Central Park got some giant squirrel. It's about to take a dark turn.

This story does not end well. What's the matter? What's matter? The famous squirrel, somebody was upset because apparently there's certain animals you can't have as pets. Called in the people who were making peanut, the squirrel famous? Yeah.

The authorities arrived. No. Confiscated peanut. Oh, no. They confiscated a squirrel. And there's also a pet raccoon in the house. Also confiscated that. And then tore their house apart.

Sue, hey, is this in New York City? I'm not sure. I get you a lawyer and sued a piss out of them. So here's the problem. Guess what happened next? That is unconstitutional. Hey, when you run that on Instagram, Hunter, put justice for peanut. Hashtag justice for peanuts.

Sue the piss out of it. But here's still, peanut cannot ever find out the justice because they put peanut down to see if he had rabies. The government showed up to a man's house. That's why we need change. Took his pet squirrel and killed it. That's great. That's why we need some change.

Let me get this straight. our government. Two days before the election. Forget the election. What's that? Forget the election right now. Let's just go with basic math. Yeah.

They can't balance a budget, which is one of the easiest things in the world to do. That's right. Yeah. However, however, however, we got enough people to field a call complaining about a squirrel. On Instagram.

On Instagram to go not. on the door, take their squirrel, and then put it down to see if it had rabies. The agency said it had gotten complaints that wildlife was being kept illegally and potentially unsafely. New York City needs to fire all y'all's politicians. Kicked a whole bunch out of New York City, period. Hey, they can't come back in. What's the world I'm looking for?

They go on. I don't know. oustable. But only fans is a thing. That's, hey. And there's porn on Twitter. This is the United States of America. But we can't even have a squirrel.

Yeah. This is the United States of America people. What happened to common sense? Yeah. What happened to a weed of people? This place sucks. And the thing was, he took the squirrel in because he saw the squirrel's mom, he's assuming, get hit by car.

Squirrel was a baby. He was doing a nice gesture. Let me nurse it to him. Hell, well. He was a good Samaritan. Then, you know, you put a cowboy hat and you let a squirrel eat a waffle. Yeah. People were going to like that.

So I was at a, I was at an expo this summer in Birmingham, Alabama for the duck commander. And they had a squirrel there, water ski. Yeah. Water skiing squirrels have been the raise. Oh, yeah. That's been a raise for you. Well, I understand. But so is it because peanut?

Wasn't a water skier. Didn't have a permit? No, no, I know what it was. Hey, jealousy. Is it because they can't stand it today. Why not just knock on the door and say, look here, folks.

Somebody. If you want to keep peanut, here's the steps you've got to go through. And give them the opportunity to go through said, obviously peanut ain't a killer. No, we got to kill that thing. We got to kill him.

We've got way too much government oversight. In people's personal business. Yeah, this is some bull. That's crazy. You know how old peanut this? squirrel was, seven. That's probably like 70 in human years.

I mean, seven-year-old squirrel, that's a long one. Like, I wouldn't even want to shoot him. He ain't going to be tender enough to eat. No. We can't eat peanut to squirrel. I don't want to eat peanut. I was a little worried about bringing peanut up to y'all. I don't want to eat peanut, but there are wild squirrels out there that are made of

delicious meat that we do kill and eat, which is fine. And hey, and that is my favorite wild game. But at the same time, if somebody has a pet squirt, like at my mom's house, we got a squirrel that's got like three quarters of his tail gone. I got no interest in killing that squirrel. No. Because my boys love him and he comes and entertains him. Don't bring him in the house because then the government's showing up.

At this office for crying out loud, we have one that would eat out of your hands named Digger. Remember Digger? I remember him. He was a good squirrel. Look, Digger, watch me clean squirrels. Just because I like to eat them don't mean I want to kill all of them. We had a squirrel that lived outside that we fed so much you could feed them out of your hands. Yeah, his name was Digger.

You could go out there and whistle and say, hey, Digger, and here he'd come. Like, I mean, he was, he was taking. He lived, best looking at his laughing. He lived in that big oak tree across the road there. Digger would come down every morning. You could hand that rascal peanuts and he'd sit there and eat them. Yeah. He was a very good squirrel.

But that's what people are upset. Why would, who would call in somebody for, that's another question I have. Somebody likes to call. Is it a rival squirrel? I don't think so. No, it's just. Some people are happiest when they're causing trouble or making other people's life.

And I think, didn't we all know somebody growing up down here that had a pet raccoon? I mean, like, I knew several people. I had a pet raccoons. I had a pet raccoons. The lady that lived in a certain house that one of the stars of Duck Dynasty now lives in, she was very serious about animals.

Yeah. And always had some sort of weird rehabilitating wildlife in her house. Which is awesome. You know, it wasn't for me. Yeah. I had a pet stomp. That's what she liked doing.

I would never have, we would have never called it in like, hey, how dare you have a squirrel in your own home? Yeah, there's some bull, man. What was your skunk's name, Godwin? Thinky. I was a little long. I could have told you that. It was old stinky. Did he have his gland removed?

Yeah. My sister did it. Yeah. When he's a baby. Oh, that's a back squirrel boy. That's peanut. That's peanut. Look, can they make videos?

Not only did they kill a squirrel, they killed a rare squirrel. Yeah, look at him. And a trained squirrel. Let me tell you. That squirrel belonged in Hollywood. Oh, see how he's attacking that man? He's got rabies. But even worse, he was in New York.

What about that is unsafe condition? My man jumping through a hula hoop. Look how happy he is. Happiest squirrel in America. Look at that. Yeah. That's some bull. I still think you are to sue New York City.

Yeah, sue them and buy you some looser pants, our big dog. He's a very athletic man. Apparently, he did push-ups and ran parkour with the squirrel. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking.

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Is there like it doesn't say who? We don't know where this started or why it started. They're assuming somebody named Karen did it. That's all. That's a little on the nose. Yeah. That's all the news says. Good night.

They need to be run out on a rail. The raccoon's name was Fred. it was that's crazy Fred and Peanut Guy got got I was Freddie Freedloader

Freddy freeloader I knew that I knew that Coon did he Freddy's a free loader boys Hey he won them on your porch I thought he was a clown

I'm telling you no no no no that was George George was a clown That's just terrible It is terrible That is pathetic

Yeah Well that's New York For you At least give the man A chance to get the paperwork right. Because all this really probably boiled down to was paperwork. And that's the biggest tragedy in all of them.

And the one that called it in, which was a human being that, hey, neither wants to see anybody. We need to pray for them. Now look. They're very sad. I'm going to say,

you don't need everybody in America having wildlife as pets. They will. You know, at some point, Joe Exotic needed to have a couple of tigers taken away. There we go. There it is, because we see the other side of this.

But this was obviously a different situation. Well, a squirrel can't eat you. That's a great picture he just had, I saw. It shows a cat and peanut on the window seal. Look at that. Justice for peanut. Hey, we need to learn. What do you see?

I don't know why I can't say much. But in the days of social media, I hope whoever runs that page is getting paid right now. I think they've gotten a lot of followers. But here's the thing. You know what they did? Before it even happened, they'd already opened up an animal sanctuary for rehabilitating animals. So these are good people who...

Love animal. They had horses. They got llamas. Just trying to get hurt animals back on their feet. And they had one squirrel in their house. And peanut got got it. That's terrible. They need T-shirts.

Yeah. buy one. I would, hold on, they might. That's pathetic. Uh-oh. We don't have any products to show here right now. They might. They're working on it.

Peanutsfredomfarm.com better have some t-shirts. They're working on it. Why? But wait. I own a birds aren't real t-shirt. If you think I ain't going to buy a peanuts, justice for peanut shirt. I mean, I didn't want to go onto a dark, sad turn to start this episode off. But when I saw it this morning, I was just like, man.

Well, if they can do that, then what else can they do? That's the issue. that that's where like where are we drawing the line here yeah there ain't no line to drop that's what I'm talking about which is a problem that that we're at the root of the problem is that if you start enjoying yourself they think they're shutting you die don't you dare have fun no don't smile don't do nothing just give me your money I'm gonna tax you on this too and don't you dare laugh

Now. Peanut's life probably saved over a $7.50 cent permit, honestly. That's what's terrible. Here's what's crazy, though. They showed up to the house with, and the dude said it was like a, he was a drug dealer. They were looking in the toilets. They were looking everywhere for squirrel.

They got a squirrel and a raccoon. Guess what? He's trained. He ain't going far. Yeah. What are they, what are we doing? I mean, they made free willy jump over them rocks. Did nobody get mad about that?

that was a sweet jump to it I mean good great has there you imagine he come up a little short that's a problem there's never been a greater jump than free willy to the tune of will you be there just going up over that kid sorry I'm gonna be stuck on that for a minute anyways I assume that's a movie free willie it's a pretty good one that's not about our old boss. That's from the 1900s. Is it? Mm-hmm. See, I am read another article about peanut, though. CNN did have to stick up for them.

The DEC in New York. The N. did stick up for them. Not peanut. Authorities. Because, look, that guy's not the first animal owner to have his pet confiscated in New York. There's precedence. Because New York also

seized a Buffalo area man's alligator and that guy's now suing. the state of New York to get his 750-pound reptile back. Right on. Now, see. I don't know that you should have 750-pound alligators in Buffalo. Again, I'm not...

Look, hey, it ain't none of the government's business if he's got a 750-pound alligator. That one is a problem. Okay. You know what? I'm with side. No, hey, government interference is not allowed. This is the United States of America.

Which is exactly why it is allowed. I thought, you tell me government. I thought that's why we got it on the boat. It's not allowed. What did you have to do to get your truck? What'd you have to do to get your driver? What did you got to do to get your hunting license? You tell me government interference ain't allowed?

Why ain't you duck hunting today? It ain't open. Oh, well, heaven forbid the government interfere. That's because I'm a good citizen. Like. Okay. We should be able to have whatever pets. I'm like, there ain't no dogs down here.

Hey, the government right here is being rude. I do not disagree. house and took something that was yours. I do not disagree. But when you're raising Apex predators that are not normally found in that ecosystem,

I can eat. I.e. an alligator in Buffalo. We just need to make sure everything's okay over here. That's all I'm saying. That'd be like if I were raising a pack of wolves. I'll back up. I'll back up. I'll back up. Okay. I can see them.

I can see them coming. in knocking on the door and say, sir, I hear you've got animal pet. Let me check on. Okay, look, here's what you need to do. You got to take them to the veterinarian, make sure they ain't got rabies, get your shots at all this. Agreed. Now, if they had done that, I said, hey, okay.

And I agree with that. Just so you know, we're on the same place. They overstep their authority when they come in and kill that animal. I don't disagree with that. What if that is an alligator, though? I agree with everything you just said. They ain't got no authority to come in my house. And things are edible, too.

That's like coming in my house and killing my pet dog or killing SweetPee. Government, you kill Sweetie. We're going to riot. No. Hey, you know, hey. Apex predator. You're supposed to be the law. Not Sweetpey.

Protect and serve. You're supposed to do what's right. That's what's wrong with this country right now. What's right in that regard. We got too many people doing what's wrong and they're getting away with it. Yeah, and what's right in that regard is just make sure you got all the paperwork and everything checks out. Like, go do all the stuff. The fact that you've been through training.

The fact that you've got to have a paperwork to have a squirrel, though, is a problem. That is pretty interesting. You know, the biggest problem with that, though, is there's even sicker humans that would be doing that for a worse reason than a pet squirrel. That's why I'm saying. Oh, no, because there are sicker humans. There has to be some sort of regulation because there are people that would just be farming the squirrels for. You know, God knows what. My beard smells like nose, jammer.

Praise Jesus for Doug Dynasty. I was about to say back to Duck Dynasty season four. Oh, boy. So we got rid of taco meat. I took a shower this morning, too. I can't really smell my bearded stee. Oh, boy. Oh, man.

Well, I don't want to stay on rules and regulations for too long. What point we should be able to have at least one of any. animal we want though. I don't care if it's a triceratops. If I just have one. Cors shall be tight now. Somebody come get him and they'd eat, hey, we got dog catchers that run around and catch stray dogs and stuff and put them in pounds and all that. And they'll give them their shots and all this

make sure they're good. Yeah. But nobody would have caught that squirrel that just said, oh look, it's a friendly neighborhood squirrel. I'm just saying. Nobody caught. From what I said, stinky. From what I seen of my man peanut, all you'd have had to do is like put a cracker in your mouth. You'd have caught him. Yeah, yeah. It's right here. Like, wouldn't have been that big.

I just, I think, if I want a pet bear, I should be able to have a pet bear. You should. That would be silly, though. You should. If you, if that's what, but you should have, there should be some steps taken to make sure that the bear is also in consideration. Yeah. And not just the human. That's right.

So I was going to tell you what young Wayland did. Oh, yeah. Oh, I've heard part of it. Johnny D knows because he sent me a picture or a video from his potty training days of Carter, which was hilarious, by the way. He goes, I got a video Carter the first time he ever earned the right to say, I've done this movie. He's sitting there.

He's all sweaty. He goes, dad, I did it. I did it. It's so good. I pulled it off. My favorite part is like the snot coming out of his nose. I was crying. He was crying.

Whole family was crying. But we learned how to take a dump in a toilet. Yeah, that was fantastic. But no, Whalen last night stands up. So we're not pushing potty training. We're not like the people that said, oh, it hit two years. You got to start. But Whalen knows what the potty is.

So he stood up in bathtub and said, poo-poo potty? And I was like, you bet you, buddy. A, let's get you out of this bathtub. And B, let's get you on that potty. So I took him out of bathtub. I stood him right there because I had to grab the little potty thing, get it over very close. Because he's soaking wet.

I didn't want him walking over to it and busting his butt. And dad was too slow. And by the time I got the potty to him, there was a... I mean, what's the way we say this, hunter, turd? Yeah, there was poop on the floor. It was a car on the floor. It was a carnal cue. That's better than something hitting the van.

Yeah, there you go. Especially this, because... Poop on the floor. Consistency was a little off. But I know because I had to clean it up. But... So it wouldn't... It wouldn't much.

So I was like, well, he's still got to go. You know, you don't stand up. up in a panic over this. Like, this ain't. I put him on the toilet, and he just sitting there looking at me. Yep. That's what they do. And he's just looking at me, looking at me.

I said, buddy, if you poo-poo in that potty, I gave you a sucker. They're looking at you. You got to save dollar. Got to save money. No, so what gets him as excavators. I said, well, we can go get you a brand-new excavator. You poo-poo on that potty. That's right.

You know, and he's still just looking at it. And so after about five minutes of begging and pleading, I just said, all right, we're done. Hey, I said, thank you for not pooping in the tub. And that's where we left it. Left it as a positive. You didn't poop in the bathtub. High five, let's put a diaper on,

and you can go on a bunch of business. I need to get your brother out of the bathtub. I put that diaper on him, and the boy takes about two steps and just fills it up. Huh. And I was like, that's what they do. That's what you do?

I'll offer him a dollar next time. A dollar. I don't know. He don't know the concept of money. Well, I had to go to go to. Toys of Russ. You don't even have that.

Oh, they know. You don't even have that for you. If it was Johanna, I'd say, I'm going to take your old library car away. Oh, you say that. She walked a tall line. Oh, no, no, no. That's what I know.

Tracer. We'll take the books away. Oh, no. That's the first place she went when she got her driver's license, library. Offstairs, yeah. Yeah. That was a fun, fun evening last night.

But it did leave. to a fun video from Johnny. I mean, should I show that? Oh, it's hilarious, absolutely. And also, I found out a new toy, like a new reward, because Carter got something way cooler than a sucker or a new excavators.

All right. Carter, don't be mad at me if you're like 14. Oh, he won't. When you're 16 and watching this, this is the first time you took a dump in a toilet. This is great. What happened? You did it.

What is Jay Mama? owe you. What does J-Mama owe you? Your press rate. A flashlight? All right. I have five. Say that was a tough one and it is stinky. Good job, bud. When he blows that snot bubble out and says

a flashlight, I mean, I did it. Flashlight. And I remember dude, it was rough. I mean, you training them every day, just leave them naked. Yeah. One of the this is, I don't want to get Child Protective Services called on me. But one of my best moves was once they did it in their underwear, you just take them outside and hose them down.

And the colder it is outside, the less they want to experience that again. So just hose them. Yeah. I never had to do that with Carter, though. Give them the holes. No. But he got a flashlight.

And then I remember we went to Toys R Us. That's how old my kids are. Toys R Us was so. And he got to pick out one thing. Well, good. Lightning McQueen. Lightning McQueen. That's where he come home with him.

Yeah. Where are your kids? go to a toy store. I just realized your kids don't have a toy store. The problem is there's everywhere's a toy store. Like you walk into gas stations here and they've got monster trucks. Yeah. Like, you know, there is no toy store anymore. Like, Walmart got it, Brookers got it. That's true. Target got it. I do remember one time Carter got a reward. Do not go to tractor supply if they love excavators, bulldozers. I got a bunch of toys there. At the front door. Yeah, they're smart. And buddy, as soon as you walk in, them,

two little, but, I mean, I like, that's why we got, just that, we got them little kid poles right beside the bathroom

because if a kid comes in that story, he's going to have to go to the bathroom. I sold a Spider-Man pole this morning. See, there you go. It's all about where you, I mean, Academy's got toys.

Like, it doesn't matter. Boys are everywhere. Everywhere they go, they got toys for something. So. Inside of neat toys, he just finds random objects in terms of hand the toy.

To make racket. I make my own boys. Oh, man. potty training potty training justice for whaling justice for peanut justice for peanut poor peanut man that's uh yeah it's sad that's what phil robinson told me when he was sharing the gospel with me he said you ever just tried to be good i kind of thought about it and looked at it and no i ain't never tried just trying to be good oh that's a novel idea he said you can try it Novel concept.

Just try to be good. I never thought it. I had to think about it. I'd never just tried to be good. Even if you don't believe, what's wrong with, you know, looking at your neighbor and saying, you know what, I love you? I tell people that all the time. I would love what would happen if we actually would do it. Just love each other.

Just one of the commandments, just one of them. I'm a bad neighbor. Yeah. I'm going to say it. You're a terrible neighbor. That's what you said. Now. You admitted.

that. I just don't like people. Why are you a terrible neighbor? I define that. Yeah. I don't know the people that's names around. Of the four people, four closest houses to me, I only know the people's names to my left. That's fine. Look, I know them all. Every time I say them, I say, hey. Yeah. But that's fine. That don't mean you're terrible.

You know what, though? You love them. If you saw something going down over there, you'd be like, okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'd go help them if something bad. You've got to know somebody's name. But I like, you know, those people are like, hey, welcome to the neighborhood. Here's some cookies. Well, no, I understand what he's saying.

Oh, yeah, no, I don't do that either. They might be diabetic and can't eat them. Yeah. Because he goes home and keeps to himself. You know, you know, buddy. Yeah, they know. Yeah, they know. Well, no, but I mean.

That roof. That roof gives you away. The roof is on fire. Every since Jackson, you know, like started his early campaign for mayor, I mean, we're getting to know more of our neighbors because, like, he don't care. He'll walk up to any of them and, you know, give him a hug and move on. Carter did that the other day. That is a good thing.

Oh, I know. I'm thrilled with it. I am thrilled that he's not one of those that's like, you know. Carter the other day, the neighbor across the street, you know, probably about a year. I hadn't really met him. I'm nice, wave, whatever. Carter sees him and goes,

What's up, bro? And I was like, stop, man, we don't know this guy. He might not

want to talk to us. Carter's like, Hey, you got to make somebody smile every day. Do you do that? That's what Chris Rice says. I guess I would think I do.

That's a good one. Okay. People walk out a honeyhole smile. Yeah. I mean, you probably hand out more smiles than frowns. Yeah.

I mean, you just want to be a net positive at the end of the day. I probably are not going to win them all. Who said that? Chris, who? Rice.

He said you got to make everybody smile once a day or you got to make somebody smile yeah godwin did you know that if you give two thumbs up you smile bigger i didn't know that that's carter owing 2072 or whatever i don't know um who knows 72 that's 20 years no that's more than 20 years i don't know terrible math wait well that's eight we're not going to let him balance our budget now i'll just spend it yeah he said hey he just spent it hey paula's the one to balance it oh that's what she tells me she says we're on lockdown buddy especially

in another month you're on lockdown yeah we're on lockdown that means you can't spend no money I saw an adult onesie for Christmas on the internet last night I was like I'm about to buy that and I was like nope I got to stop buying stupid stuff the ones at academy they got some at my house

that's like now now's got it set up if if Jay runs his card her phone goes oh no sir Oh, buddy. Uh-uh. No, no, no. I know they do that.

I get that. Yeah, no. I'm telling you. Hey, Paula knows when I use it. Hey. You'll tell me. And he gets an alert. But I can't do it.

Your husband just puts a birthday. Next thing, hey, phone call. Hey, what did you spend that $30 for? No. Mm-mm. You'd be amazing how many people come in the shop. Right. They're like, my wife's about to get a text that I spent this much money.

And I'm like, turn that off. Yeah. That's an easy feature to Nope. I also don't need to know every time I spend $15. Oh, I don't care. And I don't care either.

I don't want to know when Brittany spent my. I care with us. What's the number? What's the bottom line number there? Yeah, we're good. Keep up with that and we're okay. If you show up at home with something that, like, I have to carry inside the house because it's too heavy for you,

then I might ask question. I don't even ask him. I just do it. Oh, then I'm asking them. Why are we buying this? This is too heavy. to get personally involved and he's glad. Yeah.

That is a cool one. But see, Nan doing that, she'd be the kind of come in stuff out to squirrel. We just got to find out. If it's over $1,000, we got to tell each other. That's what? We got to tell each over if it's over $1,000. That's a good one. There you go.

Well, we got to know. I got to know which car do you. It's backup, boys. You buy a lot of stuff for about $700. Yeah. No have to tell. Hey, can you run this one twice for 700? Yeah, that's right.

What, you said, only if it's over a thousand, they're just 700. I don't know what to. I like it. Golly, I ain't ever in my life. See nothing like that. Well, Hunter's got a new idea he wants us to try. Uh-oh, what is? Let's take a break and let Hunter get it.

We're trying a Hunter idea? I think it's worth, I think it's worthy of trying. I think we can learn some interesting things about ourselves. Lay it on us. Lay it on us. I'm upset though, Hunter didn't tell me. Well, you don't get here until it's time to hit record. Me and Hunter played Call of Duty together the other night and he didn't mention it.

How'd that turn out? I'm way better than Hunter at Call of Duty. No. We learned in your face, Hunter. I had to tell the whole world. Anyway, let's do Hunter's idea. I'm better than I'm at Collie duty. Yeah, we'll be back right after this.

That's what I'm sticking with. Right there. So I just wanted that to be the first thing I wrote on this board. All right, Hunter. Introduce your game, buddy. Hey, I'm... There's no way this works, because now we're just going to be writing messages.

Jesus. I read that in Kurt Lively. I said, Jesus. What does I say? John is nine foot tall. No, he is not. Hey, that's what Paula said. False.

No, that's true. And her right, he is nine foot tall. We're playing truth or dare. All right, Hunter, go ahead. Give us whiteboards. What are we doing? I'm so nervous. All right.

So I have a list of questions that I can ask you guys if you guys all want to answer it once or we can do it where you guys take turns asking questions and trying to guess with the Yeah, I think let's do that. Like you pick one person and the other, no, the other three of us have to answer about that person, right? Yeah. Okay. So there you go. Ask the question, I guess.

And then you can pick whoever you want to answer it. We're going to start with Cy guessing the answer Okay You guys All right So Sa, I don't write your answer yet

Who is Cy's Celebrity Crush? Oh, well that's easy Who's my what? Celebrity crush I'm also into a redhead In the celebrity world But I don't have to answer

Oh, we're writing it Yeah, we have to answer Like Cy's going to answer Yeah Nailed it Is that how you spelled her last night I just went with that

Oh I put it too high Yeah. Yeah. Are we all right, Sa? Or, yeah. We all wrote Reba. Yeah.

That's correct. Or I would. The other one would be. Oh, there's two. Okay. One of them's Dolly. The other one. It's Dolly.

Gable got them both. Extra points for Gobblin. He got them both. Man's got a tie. I may go now. A little sassy and she's a little country. And if they're both that size into it. She's a little lippy.

Yeah. There you go. All right, Hunter. What you got next? Hey, look at there. Look at us, though. We know each other. This is fun.

All right. Well, this one, it's for Godwin. Okay. Who would play Godwin in a movie? Don't let me see that. Oh, got it. I got it. Got it.

I think I've nailed this one. Oh, I got this one down. Yeah, it's the guy I thought. Oh, no, I got this. You think so? Oh, yeah, I got this. Is it the same as mine? No.

It's not the same as mine. Dummy? He said, hey. who's going to play him. That's not, that's John Goodman, not John Godman. I went with John Goodman. Bible sales. Hey, that's a good one.

Larry the cable. Oh, that's fine. I went with Jack Black. I went. Oh. Oh, what? Oh, the cable guy won that. I'm going to give it to.

Who's Jack Black? I don't even know him. Bowser? That's, you know what? I actually, yeah, I think Jack Larry the cable guy is probably the right answer. Yeah, that is. When I saw that from Si, I said, oh, wow, that's a good one. Guy, but he picked me, but that was a great answer, Sys.

I didn't either. Never even came across. Well, he's Jack Black stunt. There you go. Okay. And you are the world's best backwards driver, so. Yeah. All right.

Hunter? Hunter. All right. For John David, who is the most competitive? Of what? out of all four of you. In this room? Yeah.

I don't think. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, I know. Well, this one's just anybody to answer, but who do we think is the most competitive out of all four of us? Oh, I got it wrong. Huh. Really? Mm-hmm.

Competitive? Oh, we got an actor. You ever heard it? Talk? Well, yeah, but I mean, like, I just talks more than everybody. Yeah. I don't mean he. And sleep because he sleeps all the time.

Who do you think? think the most competitive you got to write it down you got to write it down I don't know this about to be funny because right now I know three of the answers and they're all different you wrote me I did godwin you got to break the tie I said sigh Jody D is the guy who's played the most games with you you are cutthroat big dog well yeah if I'm going to play something I'm going to win well that would be the definition of competition so but like sigh have you ever heard him talk about poker yeah he talks about poker oh but he's terrible he's not competitive yeah he just goes to play yeah he's just there for a good time oh i'm there for a good time he's giving

somebody rent money and i'm going to say martin's the most competitive because i hunt with him well i'm pretty competitive with the shotgun yeah well shotgun he's going to wait i'm getting mine he's going to get him he's going out there i'm just falling along i know where i stand so that's funny we all answered somebody different fantastic We're all competitive in our own way. Unfortunately, mine's Mario card. And blitzball and disc golf. I've always told he's got...

Anything that involves a game, bro. You're playing poker with me. You don't play. I'll make it about the money. Yeah, there you go. Then it'd be a problem. Yeah, if you make it about the money, you're going to make me mad and then I'm going to take you money.

No, I would say size like... Because I do it for fellowship. Not docile, but like... E-N-I-N-Ale? No. It's not even an aisle. It's a, I can't even, I can't think of the word, like, submissive all my, he'll just go with the flow, so I don't care.

Like, it's not that big of a deal to him, which I admire, right about that. Look, here's the thing about poker, okay? Number one, if you can't afford to just take a $100 bill and take a match, fight that $100 bill and watch it burn. You don't need to be there. You shouldn't play. Yeah. That's a good point.

I'm serious because, all right, you're going to say goodbye to it 90% of the time. Which is why I don't play with him anymore because they jumped up that tax card. Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I can do that with like five or ten. I'd buy five pounds of menors. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah,

you can buy a whole bunch of stuff. When you used to have a fighting chance with a $20 bill, I was in on. I'd give you a discount and get you there. All right, Hunter. Oh, yeah, that's good, man.

Hunter. Okay. So, Martin's your turn to judge. What do you guys think Martin's biggest fear is? That's an easy one. That's a good one because I want to ask everybody that. I mean, the whole world. I really do.

Oh, I ain't scared of crap on the floor. No, there's one that. Gobwin should get this one. I got it. Oh, that's a close one, but that ain't him. Hold on. Let's side. What is Martin's biggest fear?

Yeah. I want to show the, oh, I can show this. Oh, that's a tough one. It really is. Oh, that's the right answer. For all those watching that, you see that. I have no idea. I'm not going to change it.

I mean, there's only one answer for me. I have no idea. What's the answer? I really don't. And then I'm going to tell you why you're wrong about your own answer. Oh, big cats. I don't like big cats. Oh, that's right.

You did say. I do not like. There you go. Black Panthers. Yeah. I don't. I don't like big cats. I don't like any one of them.

Yeah. I wrote Black Panthers because specifically that would ruin your whole thing that they're not real. and it would eat you. Yeah, I don't like big cats. No, no, because after Al's lesson, Sunday, that's the question I want to ask everybody. Al, I preach about big cats? No, no, no.

I'm telling him, Al Roberts, he preached on, and his lesson was so good, if you're a Christian, you know, you should have nothing that you're afraid of. Oh, I don't disagree. But, like, I don't like big cats. I don't like big kids. No, no, yeah.

I don't. Yeah. You know, I just, yeah, big cats. Daniel and the Lions, Dan. Big cats in their environment do, that to me is a legitimate, rational fear. Well, no, no, because that's one of them when you go with the pets. Yeah, don't mess with him. Yeah, yeah.

Because the guys that actually had it was in Vegas and were big tiger, and their show was about tigers. Yeah. One of them got ate up big time. I would say, Godwin had my fear when I was younger, for sure. on spiders yes look so here let me tell you why on spiders i grew up hunting with my grandma and my grandpa and back in them days goblin can so i can attest of this too like when you went hunting around here you talked about seeing a deer for three weeks like if you even got to see

yeah if you i did you make you a huge yeah now now they live in your backyard it ain't that big of a deal but they were such serious hunters you could not use a flashlight so you're You're walking, like early season right now while it's still warm out. I'm walking through the woods as a kid. No flashlight. They won't let me use no light whatsoever. Spider webs. Buddy, face first in them spider webs.

And I used to be absolutely petrified of them thing. Well, then I grew up and realized I can step on a spider. Yeah. Like if it gets right down to it, I can just go crunch. And he ain't no big deal. I still can't step on a mountain line. They said one up there where I hung Guy on the buffalo whooped that one

Oh he got him Broke his gun on a stump That's why I wish I'd have heard What y'all heard I don't know what that was Yeah But it didn't scare me Like that didn't scare me

I just don't know what it was I'd like to hear it But hey we do know each other Fairly well How about that? I thought this was going to be like What's Godwin's go-to date night meal Or something you know

Like Take where the handle on it Well this would be No but I'm saying if he's cooking for Paula not for himself. No, no, this is with a handle on it. This would be fun

bringing the women in. Oh, no. No, sir. No, no. We're all end up in marriage counseling, man. I ain't doing that. They didn't play this game. No.

Okay. How well you know your mate? Hunter, that was fun. I think we do that. This will be a really fun game to play with Stone. He'll be very enlightened. Oh, no. Yeah, that'll be a good one.

Don'll just draw the middle finger emoji and turn it around. Stone's going to turn around and look, sir. We're done yet. Yeah. Philip would be good. good at you. You got any voicemails for us, Hunter? Oh, what's the phone number?

We can write it down. 318. And then there's like seven numbers after that. Oh, man. You asked me to memorize the phone number. No, I was, that was actually an open question. 318, 215-659. Leave us a voice-miles.

2-159-55. That is 100% out. 215-655. Nope, that's not it. 6-6-9, right? 3-18. 215-6569 yeah 6569 what he said you didn't say that before 6559 hey there it's what I said we're not no one is going to call incorrectly hey this is the correct number that's the correct number

318 215-65 95 no hey I think we should keep these boards just for little messages we may want to display throughout there from time to time yeah this these are great hunter good job I do like this. I'm now seeing a bigger potential for these things. I've been trying to get my messages across with laptop stickers for 400 episodes, and now I can tell the word. Yeah, now I can just write it. This is good.

All right, Hunter, you got us one? Duck our room. Hey, with Thanksgiving right around the corner, I wanted to ask, what is your favorite traditional Thanksgiving food, and what is something non-traditional you wish was a part of the spread? Thanks for all you guys do. God bless. Oh.

he was about to say where he was from he's a louisiana boy no man louisiana that boy no that boy from he's from somewhere like nashville it's louisiana it's there was nothing like dallas or nashville nothing distinctive where's he from all the way i can get old south carolina baby oh there you're hey south carolina i really thought we would be better at that game go game We're terrible at it. Thanksgiving food. And a non-traditional one? Is that right?

A traditional and non-traditional? Yes. I like the dressing with a lot of turkey meat in it. It's got to be moist, not dry. And fried crop. We had that one. We stayed at the camp on the Lake one Thanksgiving. I'm with you on the duck and dressing.

I'm just going to stick to turkey skin. Just the skin. That's all I want. fried. Martin wrote fried turkey skin. Fried. Yeah, and then non-traditional,

just fry some shrimp. That's what we do on Christmas. You've got to be kidding. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Get out of my head. Get out of my head.

Yeah, this game's too easy. We're not even playing the game anymore. No, that is good because we do that. The Robertson do that. We have a shrimp. That's what y'all do for Christmas. Sea foot night. Yeah.

That's what y'all do for. shrimp last Thanksgiving. Oh, that's fine, too. We had it like a little. He'll makes his et tufe. Appetizer. Willie makes an et tufei. Oh,

that's a goulash there. Does he make a, oh, he makes a, throw in a pound of cheese. There we go. Yeah, that's pretty,

that's pretty, on the nose. I just knew y'allum was going throw a pecan pie in there since he can't have it anymore. Well, no, he can have it on Thanksgiving.

Oh, you bet you. That's a boy. Hey, there you go. I may come sit, will you just see how much he does it. Just eat the whole pie.

I want to. Boy, my arm. Don't slice it. My arm and go off in. Just go right in the middle of it. I just go. Just go. Let's put that piece over to the side and eat the rest of it.

Yeah. Eat a whole pie. Yeah, we're going to look at that thing. That thing will look like a slot machine that just hit the jackpot. All the coins have been put in. All right, Hunter. What else we got? Do you guys want to try and answer this next question on your boards?

From him? Oh. It's for Sye. Okay. Yeah, we'll do that. Let's answer with our board. boards before we give a verbal one. All right, then.

Hi, my name is Lucas McClure. I live... Oh, that's a kid, man. Good luck. Yeah. Florida. North Carolina. Uh-oh. Missouri. Uh-oh.

He lives by Truman Lake in Missouri. Missouri. Trouman Lake. Okay. In Coco, Florida. Oh, good. Night finally got one, boy. Whoa.

He may. Scores won to nothing. They moved. I think that's enough to win again. You're going to win. We're going to keep doing this for like three more weeks, and we're never going to get one right, so you win. Y'all sweet tea rules, unbelievable.

Hi, my name is Mr. McCorm. I live in Coco, Florida. That's actually Orlando's closest beach. I have a question for Cy. Have you ever actually owned a truck that you named the Grey Ghost and did you actually blow it up in that, dynasty episode. That is, that is, like, what's your guys's craziest uncle sign moment ever?

I ain't got enough room on this board. You want me to write my craziest uncle sign on? I did have a truck called the Grey Ghost and yes, we did blow it up. I tried to buy it from the A&E dummies, but they said, nope, you got to blow it up. Didn't you try to get them to blow up your house too? Oh, no, I told, hey. Bulldoze. I wanted to bulldoze it.

You wanted to drive a bulldozer from? I told them, I said, hey, here's what you do. Give me $90,000 for it. Okay, and then bring a bulldozer up here. And what I'll do is I'm going to go from north to south to it, pin it around, go east to west, and then just bring in the dump trucks in the front end loader and pick it all up and get it away and then build me to do it. Yeah.

Who needs a concrete slab when you got axle? That's right. Amen. That's that poor concrete slab, bring in the trailer. Our craziest uncle's size story just seems like an impossible. Right and all just rolled over in their grave. Well, I think the deal. I don't think my craziest one has happened yet.

I'm not willing to put one. I'm not willing to put a pen in that. Yeah, I got so much more to do. Yeah, I feel like me and size still got some stuff to get sorted out somewhere. Oh, yeah. I'm worried about that. I have to back out because I feel like rescuing y'all from whatever that is is going to be my crazy.

Well, hey, that is. There you go. We're probably going to need to be rescued. Are we going to jail, side? Have what? Are we going to jail? I did have a guy. I hope not.

You know, our store employee in there that he plays the drums at church too. Oh, yeah. Oh, Cam. He said he was going to start a new hashtag called Mugshots with Martin. Mugshots with Martin. Yeah, he said, I feel like if me and you hung out of him, outside of here we go to jail. I said they've probably pretty much chance for that. Yeah, I said

that's possible. Yeah, because when we met I said, it's a good thing they meet you. I can be talking to a bad idea. Yeah. Hey, yeah, let's go, baby. Number one, we're too gullible. Yeah, let's go, baby. Yeah, let's go do it. See, in my formative years, I would have been the one with the idea that got y'all in jail. Yeah, you wouldn't have been there, though. But not have gotten jail with you.

No. But you were you rat. No, he wouldn't have told on you. He just wouldn't have been in the way. I'd have bailed you out. He's the one that's suggested. But to be fair, you do need somebody with bail money and he probably... Oh, take it easy. Well, no, I'm just saying in my circle of friends, you'd have been the one with bail money. The rest of us, no, we don't spend that on other stuff. I couldn't stand to go to jail. I'm not... It ain't know fun. Luckily, these days, you only got worried about that old man. Well, I know, but I just, you know, unless you end up with a pet squirrel up there in New York.

They'll send you to jail for that. I would have... got into trouble if that had happened to me. I'm very aware. Oh, no. Oh, I would have got in trouble. You would have got lippy. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It'd have been handy. Yeah, this article would be, this article would read way different. Yeah. Poor dead to death. Mark 1217. Then Jesus said to them, give back to Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is gods. And they were amazed at him. No government's going to save you.

That's clear. That's clear. Jesus will. Amen, buddy. Stick with him. That's it. Amen. See y'all next time.

Bye. We're out.