Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Remembers His Favorite Day With Killer The Poodle on ‘Duck Dynasty'

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

Uncle Si returns from an eventful trip to Lubbock, TX, where he sees everything from girls making turkey sounds to a hair stylist’s shears. John-David is excited about his new pizza oven and thinks he's found the secret recipe for his Uncle Mac’s famous duck blind biscuits. Phillip was shocked how little convincing Si needed to get his beard trimmed up for the first time since getting out of the military. Martin makes a joke that nearly chokes their producer Hunter and advises people not to take football too seriously.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tell Martin the wildest thing you saw on this trip. Oh, wow. What a life. The wildest thing I saw on this hill. Think about it. The wildest. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can we say it?

What? Go ahead. What's the wildest thing you saw? Yeah, we started. Welcome back. The wildest thing I've seen on this trip to Lubbock, Texas, was a fine little young lady. Oh, Lord. Okay.

Okay, look, and she made, she could be a turkey. She blow your hat off your head? Yeah, what are you wearing? I'm wearing my Flowers General.com hat. Oh, for all the... Oh, and then, my beard's hung in. There we go. I got hung up.

For all y'all not watching on YouTube, so I had his hat on top of his headphone. I don't know what he's doing. The boys can do it. He's switching hats again. And now he's moving microphones. He'll be back with us in just a second. All right, we're back.

Hey, look, we went to Lubbock, Texas this weekend. Me, Philip, and Jimbo, Lindsay. Home of the Red Raiders. That's right. Home of the Red Raiders, which I hate to say it was the Wyoming Cowboys beat them. Double overtime, I think. Double overtime. It was a great game, but they got beat.

Okay. Giddy up. That's the best. No, and here's the thing. It was Flyergeneral.com sponsored the event. Yeah. Okay, which I am a goodwill and Battlestra. Okay.

As you should be. Look at that hamburger meat hanging out that jersey. I like it. It ain't more like hamburger. It would be more like taco meat, but it'd be a right. Hey, but let me tell you something, Cy, uh, Jimmy Lindsay, y'all know Jimmy, but did you know Jimmy used to work for Duck Commander? I did.

Building reeds. I didn't know that. Jimmy was probably very sad Sunday night, wouldn't he? Oh, LSU? Yeah. Heartbroken. Oh, yeah. Heartbroken.

Yeah, that wasn't very good. No, it was terrible. Oh, me and I listened to it, driving back from Lubbock, Texas, and we were, we had to turn the game off because I couldn't listen. to it anymore. Oh, that's awful. That's right. It was. It was rough. But whatever. It was just first weekend. But the three days we had was wonderful.

And everyone involved had a big time. Okay, because we killed, we limited out three days in a row on the doves. Even Philip? Hey, hey. Even Philip. Philip did love picking birds up. He killed one. Oh, you was a dog. I was the shooter and the dog. You ever been there? I have.

So on the way over, So I was like, I don't know how I'm going to hit them, boys. I just hadn't shot in a while. I got my 20 gauge. And he shot lights out for two days in a row. Second, third day. But y'all hunted three days. Well, he did get his limit on the third day, but the first two days he got it in like an hour.

Less than that. Went to a hot hole. It was. The whole state of Texas is a hot hole for damage. Yeah. For game. Yeah. We've seen quail.

We've seen deer. We've seen phezzet. We've seen dubs. The more important question is, do you have any of them soaking in the W sauce to fire on the grill? And what time do I need to be there? I do not have it soaking in the W sauce. But we have it. But Jay Stone has it soaking in W sauce and it's, what is that thing that sucks all there out of?

Vacuumed, yeah. Vacuum pack. And then, hey, in a couple of days, he's going to put them on the grill with, Bacon. What day? Cream cheese. Yeah, that's a secret. Yeah, you don't want to get weeded out on that one.

Ah, man. Philip actually gets to go. Hey, you know, I've always thought, I think this would be a really good idea to film a podcast around Stone's Grill. Uh-oh. When the doves are coming on. Yeah, that would be a good podcast.

Wouldn't everybody just love to hear us just gnawing down on the... I know Hunter would love to. Oh, forget. It'd all be mad. I would know Hunter, but just like he loves the sound of hair on the I would prefer it if he didn't. It's all the same. Welcome back on it.

I do have something I can add to that. I add to it. I found something. What did you find? Fine. Yesterday. Okay. Because we all know Mac Owen has a famous recipe.

Uh-oh. Nobody else knows. Well, I found a card that said Carla Owen, Mac Owen's mother, Angel Biscuit recipe. Uh-oh, angel biscuit recipe. I now possess it. And? I'm not telling you.

We're not going to put it on the other hand. I knew Mac, man. Hold, you got to finish this, son. I have the recipe. I haven't made it yet. I found it last night. I finished this, buddy. Yeah.

Before I smack you. Now I've got like blue biscuits or something. I don't know that was appropriate. Hey, you think it hurt. He would come up with a restaurant. No, but I found it last night. Angel biscuit. At my parents' house.

Okay. Angel biscuit. My mom pulled out a super old thing of recipes. We were looking through it. I found Max. okay my grandmother's. Angel biscuits. Angel biscuit.

Because nobody else knows it, I don't think. And everybody just thought it was Max, and he wasn't telling nobody. Well, this is all just a bunch of talking unless you bring them up here. I'm watching. And we're going to wrap them.

Cook them. And we're going to put some dove in the middle of it. Oh, yeah. Oh, we can. Yeah. We can do it. Oh, no. Split them in half with a dove with jalapenched paper.

Beth always brings chicken biscuits. Oh, wow. He got you good. Scratched me. That's good. I started to knock you out if you didn't finish what we're talking about. File a complaint. H-R.

HR. Hey, but I can, I did find, I haven't. I have the call. He had, he's got a call for like lard or something.

No, and the trick that is, you cook it in the little flip biscuit cooker. Well, you can, but he's got a regulation of it. That's no, I got a pizza oven.

I'm going to cook them in there. Oh, wow. Forget the, forget the oven. Cook them in a flip biscuit. So when we got to town, Shaggy brought us to his place,

lost Breesus. They cooked us good steak. They gave us food. They brought us banana foster dessert. But when Si I ordered his steak, he said, I wanted medium plus.

Oh, wow. And so, Si talked to the owner, Shaggy, and then they brought the cook out. That's right. They brought the shell. And they said,

Medium Plus is where it's at. Yeah. Okay. They said, thank you, for teaching us about medium plus. Oh, wow. Because the first thing I did,

I was telling about it. What did the cook looked like? Oh, no. A big boy, he knew how to cook. That'll be feather. Yeah. A big chubby feather.

Hey, look, hey, chubby fella. Oh, yeah, okay, okay, okay. Okay, hey, you know the food's going to be good when the boy that's cooked it is chubby. Mm-hmm. Okay, and he was on the heavy side. That's why Johnny D. Where's them busy-based Johnny D? Hey, do not trust a skinny cook.

I don't. That's why I look like. That's it. I'm telling you. So, I guess how many pizzas I cooked this weekend? Because I got that fancy pizza of it. Have you got one in fancy pizza over? I got one now.

Uh-oh, he's got one now. I cooked 12. What are you going to have pizza? What are you going to have? In two nights. Your wife made that much dough? I made the dough down too. I made the dough down too. I made the dough too.

She does the sour dough. I do the regular dough. Oh, okay. Oh, I'm, we're there. I'll put my pizza up against anybody. So why did you make 12? Because I got friends, I guess. He's got friends.

I'm gaining weight, and I'm just rolling with it at this point. Well, hey, here's what you got to do. You got to come. cook. Okay, homemade pizza. Yeah, I can do it. And bring it to the pocket. And homemade biscuits. And homemade biscuits. I'm making them biscuits soon, though. Now that you have

the secret in place. Now that I have the recipe. You've been called as a caterer. But I have to, hold on now. The biscuit thing, I ain't never done before. So I might have to dial that in. No, that's fine. No. Pizza thing? You got it down? I'm in. Okay. I'm a lot of things in cooking. I'm not a baker.

Like, being a certified baker is like being an artist. It's not easy. JD has done up the game above with him. Maybe. For homemade pizza. We got to taste it. That's what he's telling.

Bring your own. Oh, no, yeah, I'll take him on anything. See, that's what I'm talking. Well, the problem with Willie and pizzas is he generally doesn't do it for himself or in a small enough batch. He's going to have to do like 30 of them, and at some point he just gets tired of it. Yeah, and maybe short changes this a little bit. No, he doesn't. No, no, no, Willie does the opposite.

Yeah, he starts sloppy and then finish his strong because he wants to eat the last. two that come off. But his pizzas are like a pyramid. Yeah. There's a lot of going on. A lot of distractions. The man invented ode to pork. Yeah, lots of distractions.

We all know. It's lots of distractions. He keeps adding stuff and he really puts the tensile strength. That's yours? That's my pizza. Oh, my. That looks pretty bad, JD. Wow. Bad being a good thing.

Added to the bone. Yeah. Yeah, bad to the bone. Oh, man. I like it. Are those candied jalapenias? No. My wife does a candied jalapen.

as I do. Si, that's your favorite. You want candied jalapinas on yours? Oh, yeah. I'm making that. And pepperoni. I'm about to start a restaurant. Banana pepper.

By the back of the fishing store. Yeah, they'll look bad at the bone. Oh, buddy, if you put that thing in one of them little Hunts Brother boxes, you boil come by there and get one before he goes fishing. Honeyhole, worms, crickets and pizza. That's fine. All things I love. I'm in.

I'm in on all of those things. Yeah. There's a man who's had a pack of crackers for lunch. That looks really good. I can make a pizza now. That's all you have for lunch, why? Well, because work, man. I haven't got the wrong last.

I haven't eaten lunch either. Well, hold on. What are you doing that's so important? You can't stop to eat. Philip, that's... You've been around this Robertson bunch of nothing no. Like, this ain't nothing new. You're the only one working?

Well, how many of them do you see here? Have you had... Now we're getting uncomfortable. Have you had to cut anybody? Well, it'd be different if they listen, but they don't. All right, this is uncomfortable, so I got one thing to ask before we go to break. Go ahead. sigh what do you believe now coach prime baby do you believe oh you didn't believe yesterday and now you

oh i forgot you believe coach prime no i think it was just a mistake three touchdown the underdogs and they won outright coach prime prime time i'm declaring hey all of them get lucky hey coach listen i'm going to check him out one more game coach you come have this seat anytime you want Anytime. Coach Prime rules. Let's take our first break and we'll coach prime ourselves on out of here. All right. Look, springtime is here.

It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedells beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill.

Look, before we got Trial's, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Triedales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with

who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Well, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef.

I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some. dang good steak. Martin, how about your dove hunting experience? Oh, wow, no. It wasn't near as good as size, but, you know, did kill a few.

We had a very interesting... Whoa. Very interesting day at the camp. Badger. So, that's a big old timber rattler. There's his face. Well, it used to be right in front of that other spot of his body as he was all coiled up. So let me tell you about Mr. Timber Rattler.

Where were y'all? We were down in Baskin. But the, so the dog starts going berserk, Billy, an Australian shepherd, the camp dog. And he only goes berserk over one thing. Snakes. Snakes.

So, and this rattlesnake was approximately 20 feet from the back door of the camp and about two feet from the fire pit. And all the kids were running around. There's kids everywhere. It's opening dead dove seats. You know, it's like a family affair. Yeah. So there's kids running around everywhere, and there's rattlesnakes just sitting there coiled up.

Well, Billy sniffs him out. And in the meantime, Billy gets bit right in the throat by Mr. Rattlesnake. And, yeah, so we killed him. And Billy is recovering now. Recovering well. So it's a big snake, so apparently he didn't give him a full round of venom. He was just trying to get the dog away from him. And so Billy's pretty fortunate on that deal.

Billy's a dog, right? Billy's a dog. When people name their dog human names, it kind of, I got, I was just, I was like, I know it's a dog. I'm like, wait, this is a human? It's a human? No, no, the Australian Shepherd, Billy. It's a very Australian name.

Yeah. People name you dog something that doesn't get them confused with a human being. The higher department shows up, yelling about Billy. No, he was about five and a half. Yeah, okay. You know, rigor has kind of said. in there. So I mean, you know how wide a Polaris is, like a Polaris Ranger. Yeah. Okay. When he's not all rigored up, he basically covers up that whole back rack, which is

as wide as the Polaris. So he's about five and a half foot. He was, look, I tried to get them to like, let me get a stick and get his head away from his body because he was beautiful. He had just shed his skin like a day or two before. And I wanted to skin him out and put him on a board, you know, to honor him. Well, you sure messed up that middle piece. Yeah, they went ahead and guide. He's going to take two boards. Are there?

Yeah, he's as big as your arm for sure. I mean, big and big. And this is where you were dove, honey? Uh-huh. Yeah, see, then I had to walk through all that grass and stuff. No. You were, you were, I would say this, you became very light on your feet during the dove hunt. I'd have been running.

You made sure that you of where you were standing. What's the deal here? Everything over here is darker. What's that? Snake-wise. Yeah. He's pretty dark. He was beautiful, man.

I really wanted to skin him. Because them over in, like, Texas? Yeah. They are real, real light, light. Well, and this is a different species, too. So this is timber rattler. Yeah. Or, you know, the folks around here call him cane breaks.

Yeah. But he's a timber rattlesnake. So, but he was beautiful. Man, we kill like two or three a year off of that property. and they're all that big. Like, last year I beat one to death with my fishing ride because I was walking the bank of the pond and that old sound of the z-z-z-z.

A lot of people don't realize they make kind of a buzz. Yeah, it's a different sound than TV portrays. But I knew what it was, so I just started backing up. And then I got my rod and started parting the grass, and I found him. And I sacrificed rod and reel to make sure I didn't have to worry about him again. You broke the rod?

No, I didn't break the rod. The rod actually held, but I broke the handle off the reel. I hit him so hard. Oh, you paid him with the reel in. Well, what other hand was, I had to give some with some force. I didn't whip him enough weight. No. No, I wouldn't take a chance of him getting away.

I needed to stun him on that first one. And then I just kept going. That's funny. But, no, I figured I would like that. Oh, no. But that's, folks, it's, I know people in the springtime are very aware of snakes because it's like they're just coming out there. But look, now they're on their move to their wintering grounds.

And to me, this is when I see way more of them every year. Oh, yeah. And any other time of the year. So be careful. Watch your feet. We had kids running barefoot all the way from ages 12 to 1 outside that could have. Yeah. I mean, could have happened, you know.

But thank goodness for Billy and sniffing him out. Billy the dog. Yeah, Billy the Australian Shepherd. Well, Sa I told me to look for a dove for him, and I was, until it was so good. grassy and I heard a little and I said it could be the bird it could be a snake so I waited for the dog yeah get over here and it was just a bird so

yeah no it's a dove season from now till bow season is a tough time to be in the woods because those rascals are on the move they are they're they're moving I don't like snakes huh what would you have done shot it I was looking for a stick so I get his head away from him that way we could get a that way we could get a

That way we get a full board mount of him. No, I would not have been worried about no mount. Oh, man. They're beautiful stretch out on a board. But, I mean, just. Yeah, Sa, you got some snake boots. You do have snake boots. Yeah, I got some snake boots, all right?

Yeah, dove season is actually one time I do wear snake boots. I know that sounds weird. But when you're walking through that knee-high grass that you can't see through. It's so hot outside, Dove season. You want to wear like a tank top? Yeah, that's where people mess up. up. Get sunburn.

I wear britches and snake boots. And if it's a dirt field, I'll wear tennis shoes. But if there's any kind of grass and stuff around there, because you know what else is hunting them? Them. And all the rats that come to eat the grain that you grew. So the whole perimeter is lined with those kind of thing. No season is a good season, though.

They're arguably the best foul to eat, period. Mm-hmm. And it was. the provider of probably the greatest moment in Duck Dynasty history. The cow blind? No. Killer. Oh.

Oh, the poodle. That guy right there. I have signed more of them than anything I've signed. Man killer. I got to get this picture bigger. Yeah, I wasn't there that day. You weren't there? I remember the dove hunt when we built a cow blind and killed us about 15.

Oh, no. Yeah. That was a hoot. Yeah. That was a real hoot. We were duck up. hunting doves out of a stupid cardboard or a plywood cow. Yeah, that's fun.

I ain't ever dove hunted like a duck hunt. Four men sitting in their shoulder to shoulder. We had a decoy spread out and they'd come in there with, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, boom. We killed them all, too. It was wild. It was fun. Yeah, but that one, old killing.

You didn't have old kill. Or people asked me about that dog right there yesterday, the three days I dove hunting. Where's that poodle? Lab poodle. Yeah. I said, Killer, I had to send him back for remedial training. He tried to bite me.

Yeah. I mean, I never, we were all at Buffalo Wild Wings watching that episode because it was a premiere. And when that camera panned over to sigh sitting beside that poodle, I nearly peed my pants. Oh, hey, all of them gave me a hard time. Jace, you know, fill all of them with the dogs. And I said, boys, hey, what y'all don't know is, Killer, I don't. outdo every dog y'all got but say people don't realize

that was a that was a hunting dog oh poodle is yeah he was always a pretty dog and they're they're making a comeback all them sophisticated dogs as I call but when it gets right down to it it's hard to be the lab it's just it's hard to be to lab all around we had a labrador retriever

we had some good yeah that was work you know oh out there yeah yeah and dove's season rough on a dog because it's so dry and hot they can't really use their sniffer their sniffer gets clogged up yeah one of the that's why it was hey that's why it was too much dust yeah their sniffer gets clogged up and they can't really smell them so they got one was not as good as the other too well no that was little yeah better better dog yeah it's uh but i do love it hunting season is back college football is back even though there's no reason to watch lSU anymore i'm watching it's it's my favorite time of

year. Oh, yeah. This is it. It really is the best time. It really is. Especially when it gets to the table, table part of this. Look at old killer.

Oh, he was a hoos man. That dog's a one of the best hunting dogs. That dog's sitting by Jay's going to bite him. I can't assure you there. Oh, hey, we had three or four dog fights.

Yeah. Yeah. Why, I had to just, one of them got right under me. Oh, really? I had just, I went up in the chair like this with my feet.

Whoa, he's more fixed to give a hold of me. Yeah. Here we go. Look out. All right. Let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. I've noticed there's a mild change in your look. Oh. Your beard is even.

Whoa. Yeah. No, no. Hey. Yeah. Look at it. It's the same on both sides. Yeah. Take the hat off. It's one level. Look how good he looks. Now, I can't talk about that hair on his head. But his beard is. Beard's been trimmed.

The beard's level. I've never seen that in 15 years. So let me tell you what. Let me set it up for you. We're at Baker Outdoors. We're doing this event, and tons of people are coming through. And this lady stops and smiles and says, Sa, why don't you come over to our salon and let us cut your hair? She was very easy on the eyes. Well, at your age, who is it?

Yeah, so he was like, yeah, no. So we did the event, got through. It was a great event. We had a good time. And so, we get in the truck. He says, all right, boys, let's go to old smiley there, and let me get my hair cut. I said, what?

I thought you, he was like, no. Smiley. I thought that was, no, that was Shaggy. Smiley. Man, y'all got a name for everybody. Shaggy, Smiley. What was the name of the salon? It was beauty and the beard.

Okay, yeah, beauty and the beard. And so we went over. Well, you fit part of it. We got Sion, and I actually took a video of Sye getting his hair trimmed and his beard trimmed. Did you send it to John David? I sent it to Hunter. Oh, Hunter, but can Hunter put it on the TV? Yeah, I can't put it on the TV.

came to her. Oh, that's bad. Yeah, John David has that power. That was very enjoyable while she was giving her haircut. And she washed his hair. And the lady that was doing a real good time. She washed your hair? Oh, yeah. She washed my hair and then blue dry it with a... How long did she wash her hands afterwards?

Yeah, what got on her shirt? She wear one of them aprons? Yeah, she had an apron. Hey, look at his eyebrows. They're not as as poignant as they used to be. They're not as pointy as they used to be. They're still fit. Nice and chumped. I told her if you're trimming my horns, that's what my wife calls him.

Hunter sent me something. What did Christine say? What Christine said about your new look? He was shot with you, Elfkill Phillips. You know anything different? I hear you go, sign. Oh, okay. My beard and hair trimmed.

And right there, the beauty and the beard. Beauty and the beard. Hannah's the beauty. Size's the beard. And these are two sisters that invited Sadda come do it. How'd y'all make him do it? I just asked him. She just smiled and was nice.

She had me out of a weak moment. You only had to be a cut in a while, huh? Hi, I've been, my hair, I've been touched since I got out of the military. He's wearing the same. It looks good. Is your wife don't like it? Can we do something over here with this? I can.

I learned one thing, and Martin noticed it. We need a sock sponsor. Oh, sigh. I love it. Unbelievable. That's the before. Where's the after? I mean,

we're obviously seeing it. Oh, that's after. That's the after. It's right. Even. Look how clean he looks. Oh.

Oh, we've got before pictures, too. Oh, when you were grabbing his eyebrows, I thought that meant that they hadn't quite got to them. They probably didn't hit them yet. Oh, okay. That's all I was curious about. Si went to a salon.

A salon. Beauty and the beard in Lubbock, Texas, huh? And there you go. We're supporting small businesses everywhere we go, man. I love it. That's way better than like great clips or whatever. I met a dude that on a fishing store in Lubbock, Texas the other day. You did.

Lubbock, Texas has got to be a cool place. Oh, no, it is a good place. Hey, look, I've got two cards he gave me in my wallet. I've got to get with Jeff, Jason Murray. Okay, because, uh, what? One of the guys coming through the line. Victor Elmo Bobo. Yeah.

Wait, come again? Victor Elmo Bobo. That sounds like one of Kay's dog. Well, no, no, no, no. That's just right now. When he, when he's come here and sit down and he said, Hey, my name's Bobo. I said, well, Bobo, it's a pleasure to me.

Bobo, you rascal. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, he's a treasure hunter. Bobo the second. Bobo is. The three wise man is the name of his treasure hunting group. Well, he told me, he said, hey, you and your guys need to come home with us. And I said, well, Bobo is it worth my trouble?

And he said, hey, we got two shot. And he said, and I'm telling you, if we find what we're looking for, it's millions of dollars. Did you find it? Well, no, no, I've got to give it to Jay. Hey, see if they want to go to a little. Well, here's what I'll tell you right now. Look at that.

Let me negotiate your contract. Well, hi, it's got to be around. Because you need to get a finder's fee. Well, no, no, hey, because here's a deal. We're going to do this around the first of September. Okay, I need to be on site then. Yeah, you need to make this trip, okay, because this is going to be a double-goop option. Yeah.

They call it little Argentina. Yeah, we're going to go, okay. And the reason I said around 1st September is that one, that's when it opens in Texas. We're going to make just a dual. What's funny? Doop option. Double dope option.

I'll go with y'all and watch a soccer game if it's Argentina. Dove Huntman and. Help us cook. No, Lubbock is like, I tell inside before we got started, because I didn't know where y'all went. I had an event out in Lubbitt probably seven, eight years ago. I don't know. And I got there super early.

because of flights from here and whatever. And the guys were like, what you want to do? I said, is it? Because I said, well, I noticed on the way from the airport to here, there's a lot of doves on the power line. Like, is it dove season? He said, yeah. So we shot doves in the back of the church.

In the back lot at the church. Amen. Right next door to it was like a Milo processing facility. Oh, yeah. So all the food in the country that they needed was right there. and we shot, that's back when collar dubs didn't go against your limit. Yeah, they still don't.

I didn't know if they did out there or not. Nope, they still don't. Yeah, so you could shoot as many collar dubs as you wanted. We shot a pile of them. He's size of a pigeon. Yeah.

A big old dove. Eats about like a pigeon, too. Oh, really? He ain't like, yeah, he's a little bit tougher. We had three species, morning, white wing, and the collar. Yeah. Those mornings and white wings are good.

The white wings came out a little bit later in the morning. Yeah, and they fly a little bit higher and then just dive bobbed. Yeah, and they spin around when they... They're moving, too. Yeah. For the first two mornings, we had just a light breeze, maybe a mile an hour. Yeah.

It kicked up there the last day, about five. Yeah. It's one shot. If you don't kill them, you ain't kidding it. Yeah. Them white wings come from up there, and when they pin them back, here they come. Oh, no. They're like teal.

Yeah. They fly high, and then when they decide to come down, they come down and it's fast yeah they're fast yeah no well i'm glad you had a good time whacked you a bunch of dubs you you're good for teal season now oh yeah them fine you and stone fixed head down to josh gouts for a little large blue-wing teal shooting it's how long you're gonna keep playing this i don't know how much longer i get i'm gonna go with all these hot holes every year you think that about six seven years they cut you they cut you loose on it but he's got the hot holes No, hey, I know why, because he's a lot of deadgum fun to hunt with.

That's my name. The only people that don't like hunting with is his nephew. Well, hey, they invited Jace to come. Clarendon to the field and Jace, I don't ever kill nothing. I ain't ever. So I said he wasn't going to let Jace come on this hunting trip. Oh, I would take him to the marsh with him, but hey, no. I'll side to side against us.

Wait a minute. We have fun when I go. If I bring Jace, he's the fun killer. So not. You don't get invited, Clown. No, you're out. He's a clown. I'm just glad we finally brought your brother to the dark side.

There you go. He's shooting a 20-gauge. He took a case of my 20-gauge shells home with him the other day. Hey, you kill him just as far as a 20-gauge boys if you own them. We don't shoot them far, so it don't matter. Well, that's the thing. Yeah. Yeah.

But you can't kill them as far. You can. If you're on them. Absolutely. Because I always say, well, I wasn't on nothing. That always makes me. I said, no, he was out there about 80. I said, Jace, I said, I've killed him at 125 yards, son.

Get your lead, right. It's your lead, right. So we didn't fly until a little bit. We drove. That's a ride. That's a long ride. And I slept most of the time in the back. No, I didn't know.

And the laid back in that pickup beat me to death. Even in Texas. A ride. What has he got, a ram? Yeah. Yeah, a ride ain't there. Yeah. There you go, Ram.

That Ford spawned me. I was, sometimes you see something. I was down the road. I was only trying to get Hunter to spit drink because I saw him take a big gulp of his drink. I was just trying to get him to spit on his computer screen over there. Again. And almost got him. But the real question is, why didn't you get her number for Hunter?

I mean like, hey, Hunter likes to travel. I'm not going after women in Lubbock anymore. No. Anymore! Yeah, I tried that once. Not doing it again. Hey, no, me and I met a girl. and we think that y'all be perfect for each other we interviewed her and took picture with her so

send the photo i sent him the video and a photo hey this is hannah i'm hannah i'm from loveick texas i listen to y'all all the time okay that's all i got you now are you single do you want me to remember our producer the one we're always trying to get on the date remember they got hunter hunter yes i am single hunter look hunt oh private he's got all of it have a thing against girls in loveick texasasas now. Oh, wow. Yeah. A girl from Lubbock, it hurt you hard, man. Oh, so hard. Okay. I agree with moving on from that place.

That's how you feel. Well, that sounds like to be getting into a country song. Yeah. Left his heart in Lubbock. All my exes are into in Lubbock. Let's head back to Lubbock, baby. He's never going back. I'm going back. The basics.

Oh, my goodness. What a weird episode. What a weird episode. How was the event, though? It was good. The store was about $600. What were y'all doing? This is a store beer?

Meat and great. What kind of store was it? Outdoor. Baker's Outdoors Outdoors. I don't know Baker's Outdoors. I only know it because Phil's got it written on his cheat sheet over here. Yeah, that's right. That's right.

He's got it written big enough. And I want to give a shout out to Sam Cruz. A lot of people ask us about the podcast, but this guy was, he listens to us all the time. loves all you guys on here. Well, thanks, Sammy. Did y'all stop at Buckees? Yes. Oh, no.

I got to tell you all. And you come back empty-handed? Well, no, we didn't go in. Why? There were thousands of people at Buckees. Just too many? Well, yeah. It took forever to get a day.

No, so I can't go in. It took forever to get gay. Oh. We had to sit there for like 30 minutes just to get gas. I will say this. Every time Hunter drives by Buckees, he brings us something. That's true. You're welcome.

Yeah. Can I say something? I've got to say something. Go ahead. A guy named Kevin came in my store today. He's from Baton Rouge. He listens to the podcast. He gave us a whole cow worth of beef jerky.

It's a ton. And he homemade it. It's all vacuum sealed. And I need to get this off my chest. I don't see it anywhere. I got here and I realized I forgot it. He forgot to bring it. And as the man who I know to be a beef jerky connoisseur,

I'm assuming we'll never see it. I do need to let you. y'all know Kevin brought all y'all beef derky and i have it and i plan on getting it to y'all that's fine there's been snack show up here y'all ain't every one i wasn't i believe it if you ate one bag it's really good is okay so yeah i that's what i wanted enough i would 100% meant to bring a sample how much it is yeah i meant to bring some for everybody but a cow skinned out and dry it'll make a lot of bags so you don't told on yourself that he gave you a cow it's a hefty amount It ain't a whole cow, but.

You're going to put $6.99? Kevin didn't go stingy on it. You're going to put $6.99 on it and sell it at the counter? That's not worth way more in $6.99. Operate out of that left pocket. Hey, now, hold on. That stuff worth way more than $6.99. That's good, man.

They're real good. Oh, man. How was y'all's business tax-free weekend on outdoor stuff? Do y'all get in on that? No, that's hunting stuff. It's just hunting. The fishing don't count. Fish and don't, it's not, it's hunting season.

Yeah. I didn't know. if all outdoor stores got... We were busy, though. That was the busiest Labor Day weekend we've ever had because it finally, you don't melt. I mean, if you drive a truck, you have to do it naked, so it's still that hot, but

people are going back outside again. I can honestly say I don't think I've ever driven a truck topless, but... Well... In the summer, I may have. You ain't never been swimming, just... Hoping the truck to the house? Do I strike you as a swimmer?

Because somewhere, we have a... Miss Reed. He loves swimming, boys. I don't mind waiting. I'm not much on swimming. I love a good swim. Yeah, I'm not a swimmer. I can stay alive, but that's about all I need to know about swimming.

I like swimming. You don't like swimming? No, I don't mind waiting, but that's about it. You don't do like dives and cannonballs? No, I step in on the shallow end. I get to where the water, like if I get on my knees, it's up to my neck where I can just kind of relax there and call. all look good. But John David, you're on to something because I have seen him do a cannonball.

Si was floating on a raft in the Bahamas. He jumps off the diving board and did a cannonball to Barry Sy. I did do that. Woo! Well, that's an opportunity you can't pass up. There's no more joy. And I thought a Tassumi had hit. Did that bring up? Yeah. Hold on a what? Tissumi. A Tissumi. A Tassumi. That's wrong. That's wrong. That's wrong. Now that's it. No, that's it. Tassumi. Yeah, that's right. No, you were right. I thought you said tsunami, which would have been. That's what I was. To sue me. I knew I said it wrong.

So no tsunami. Yeah. Yeah. Somewhere Paula Godwin's got a picture. Oh, yeah. She sends it to me every once in the last. Yeah. That's funny.

That's a good time. Now, I will if I see the opportunity. Yeah, you know, there's something like that. Canada. No, for the most part, I'm a shallow end, get on my knees, try to avoid the sunburn as much as possible. Oh, I'm not getting sunburn. Yeah. I'll wear socks on the beach before I get my feet sunburn.

Yeah. Have you ever worn socks on the beach? No. You should. Try it out. Try it out. Keep you from getting sunburn. It's not that bad.

That's what they should have named that drink. Sox on the beach is fantastic. This guy, he comes in here. He hadn't been around people all weekend. He hadn't. It was Labor Day weekend. Hunter was just watching his motion pictures. We're getting.

I went hunting on Saturday morning. He did, actually. You went dove hunting. I did go dove hunting. I'm the only person in the room that hadn't been dove hunting. I got attacked by a hawk. It was really funny. Did you send me that video?

Yeah, it's not much of a video. He sent it to all of us. It's way zoomed in. Yeah. You got attacked by a hawk? Yeah, one flew down to get the dove that I was retrieving. Oh, okay. How did he?

How close that? Hey, the field mouse is fast. Yeah. But Hunter's faster. So Hunter's... But Hunter got his dove taken from him. No, I got it. And then my grandfather threw it back because he wanted to see the Hawk get it.

And he got it. Yeah, and he got it. See, if you were on a date, you could have sent her out to go get the dove. Boys, this is the life, okay? Go out and kill 45 birds, 50. Okay, and then somebody else cleans them. Hey, you can't beat that. Are those people in the back of the truck cleaning all the birds you kill?

Oh, yeah. Oh, my word. Hey, that's good duck. He is peaked. That's good duck commander branding on the back glass, though. Good job. Hey. Hey, I'm proud of you.

Yep. There you go. Anyway, email? Emails. Hello at duck callroom. com. That's the email address. Here's an interesting one from Darren.

Darren's playing a game of Would You Rather with us? I'm going to, I'm, I think we should tag along. I'm interested. Darren's from Gaffney, South Carolina, big fan of the show. Cack-a-Lek. We have to drop one of the following. All right. Our wives, Darren, that's a silly one to throw in there.

Football, hunting, or fishing. Got to get rid of one. Football's out. Now, does this mean? I got no problem dropping playing football. Yeah, so it's the only one I can't do. Yeah, I quit that at 14. I think it's watching football.

Is it watching football? Yeah, got to be because none of us are still playing. Well, you probably drop hunting. You don't really like the cold anyway. You can't drop fishing. No, I ain't dropping. It's actually a business model. My livelihood there.

Siret, which one are you dropping? Football, hunting or fishing? Or Christine? Hey, De Rennhead State, son. Oh, I didn't know what. It started off. That could have went anywhere. All right, so redhead states.

Football's out. Okay. I don't know what side. No, I could do it without football. Okay. Okay. Fishing and hunting? Yeah.

There you. Philip. Don't lie, Philip. I'm not going to lie to fit in. I'm not going to lie to fit in. All right. I'm dropping fishing. There is.

He don't have a goal anyway. Yeah. I go, I don't catch them. Well, that's why you don't go. He goes fishing, not catching. That's why Philip doesn't want to go fishing. He wants to go catch him. I know, I'm the only person in the room that didn't go dove hunting and hunters in here, so it just

makes sense for me to say, hunter. That's not a, I'm good for you, man. That's a good question. I go in the outdoors sometimes, mostly time. He just said I go in the outdoors. I go in the outside. I'm an outdoorsman. With two trailer park girls.

Right and true. Go around the outside, around the outside. Around the outside. So that's really not that hard a decision. No, no, no. Why did we just drop in Ms. Cheney's heart problems? Complicated. John David. Look, the FCC won't let me be.

So let me be a B. Here's one from Riley. I don't know how we got here. Wait, I got to ask you a question. Would John David get rid of his bidet, his Rolex, or pizza? Oh, but day is out. He had to drop one. He will go to wiping again so fast that it would make your heads.

Your Rolex that your grandfather gave. That's how a bag. Pizza. Did I get to sell any of these? You got to give one up. Get a new car. Just got to drop. Give one up forever?

Yeah. Badee. He's out. I mean, toilet paper has been around for a minute. Yeah, it works. There's no way you're going back. And like, dude wives has made baby whites for men cool again. I'm thinking pizza.

Pizza? No. No, he didn't give no pizza. No, bidet's out. Biday's out. Yeah, that's easy. That's easy. That's easy.

I knew that one. Grandpa's watch, the greatest food ever invented or just cleanliness? Yeah. I like being clean, but I ain't sold on it. I smell real bad. As a guy who used to work directly next door to him, I can concur that that statement is true. Clean's cool, but it ain't got it. Not necessary.

I'm kind of like Phil Robertson. Here's one from Riley. He's never giving clean a try. Yeah, that's true. Riley emails in. We're going to stick to we're in the greatest time of year. Well, we're a month away from the greatest time of year. Yeah, we're close, though.

We're like entering into it's football. That's first quarter. Yeah, the weather is changing or allegedly it's going to change. I mean, it rained yesterday. It rained yesterday. That's a big deal right now. So we're sticking with this. Riley says her family are big LSU and Tennessee fans.

She's got a lot of LSU fans on one side, a lot of Tennessee fans on the other. Well, I thought I was the only one in that. No, you're in. I think so they got a lot of heartbreak coming up. That's a lose-lose. And so they root for each other. They're like you. You root for Brittany's side.

Brittany roots for your side. And right now all I got to say is Rocky Top. Yeah, well, here we go. The LSU side of her family is off the rails about the whole loss to the Seminoles. And, you know, Vals fans are Vals fans. They are who they are. Yeah, they're eternal optimist. I can appreciate it.

So how does she console her football-loving family? She's tried to tell them it really doesn't matter. Nothing worth fretting over a football team losing, but that just seems to frustrate people. Riley, people are immature, is my... Yeah, I agree. Oh, no, I just... The only people that can meet that can really be, like,

physically upset are the ones playing the game. The rest of us that are fans, deal with it, move on, realize it's a bunch of 18 to 20 year old kids. It's always another game. Who are now making a fortune in college. Good for them, by the way. And no, who cares what? I mean, I don't let, look, LSU got their brains beat in Sunday night.

You know how long that affected me? Just until you went to sleep? Yeah, I didn't even let it get me there. I didn't even have it that long. I was like, well, that sucks and go to sleep. What's next? You just be like me. Yeah, who we got next week?

I'm a Colorado. Oh, we win next week. It'd be fine. Who? Don't we have Grambling? LSU? I think it's got grambling this week. Are you kidding me?

Oh, I think that's right. No, we're playing Nebraska. Oh, Colorado? Yeah. I'm Coach Prime, man. I got to pick that game this week. He has left us. Oh, Coach Prime.

I'll root for Coach Prime. I will too. And there's a lot of people around college football. I just root for because I like them. Like, you know, so it's... I just root against Texas and Alabama. That's the only thing. And then when they're...

I got a real hard stance against those two and Notre Dame. So... Man. I don't have a team. The big franchises of the... Oh, and Notre Dame. They ain't done nothing to you in forever. Well, that's what I'm talking about.

But then they always talking about them come December. They ain't done nothing, but they're always talking about them. Yeah, I think people... And I used to be this guy, Riley. Not with... No, he's the Saints. The Saints would... Not with the, you know.

The Saints would have you shook up till the next Saturday. Well, that's because it was always the... Referees fault. No. There is a thing where people get too into it. And you just got to give them space because this is going to come. People are going to get pissed when I say this. It's immaturity, honestly. And I used to be super immature thinking I could make a difference being upset or mad.

Just it. People got to learn like, just enjoy it. Nothing you do is going to change it. There's always another game coming home. You can either enjoy it or you can be a little sad that Stefan Diggs caught that pass and Marcus Williams fell down and he ran to the end zone with seven. seconds left and it could irk you for the rest of your life or you can just move on. And that flag should have been thrown too. But yeah, you just got to give them space and say, look, if they want to be immature and be upset about something, let them be.

Hey, LSU ain't got nobody blame that one on but themselves. To quote Coach Kelly, what do he say? We're not the team I thought we were. Did he say that? Yeah, you and the rest of the people that voted us up to number five. When I saw that preseason ring, I was like, uh. Did he say it with that Cajun accent that he does sometime? I don't know how he said it.

Probably with a very defeated, somber mood, I would hope. But I agree, you got to keep moving. Me and Sai listened to that game, and we talked about it for a minute. We turned it off in the fourth quarter. Yeah, it was open. And then, hey, we were singing country music all the way home. We let it go. Yeah.

The Saints, if they lose on Sunday, I'll be like, whatever. I got matured out of the, like, this is going to ruin the rest of my day. Yeah, Brittany will be happy. They're playing the titles. Don't give it so much power over you that it ruins. It is a hobby. Yeah. It is the same thing as going fishing and getting skunked.

Yeah. It's going to happen. The odds of your team winning it all are real low. Just deal with it. So I said they didn't show up, boys. No, they did show up, and then they left about halfway through. Well. Look how bored he is.

Yeah. We're talking football. See, he doesn't told you he'd give it up. Did you give it up? I gave it up. Oh, yeah, he's on hunting. And fishing and loving every day. Yeah.

Well, you want to send us out of here? We're at the point where we can go or we can stay for one more. It don't matter to me. Your choice. Dealers' choice. Dealer's choice, boys. It's how you call it. Should I stay or should I?

Send us out with a Bible verse. Send us out with a Bible verse. I don't have one. I'm going to take a second. Hey, you know what I do when I'm not ready for that? I just go to my mail, my daily email. This is the Duck Call Room email. I haven't read this one today.

This one's sight unseen. My dad sends me a email every morning before I'm awake, more than likely. Here it is. Just kick the day off in the right way. Let's see. From Big Dave, this is at 532. So I was about to wake up, but not yet. 1. John 318, dear children, let us not love the words or speak.

Let us not love with words or speech, but with action and in truth. The most powerful message we give seldom is with words. the way we treat others. That's what my dad told me this morning. That's what I'm telling you all today. Go out there and love somebody with your actions, not with your words. That's right. See y'all next time.

I can dig it. We'll see y'all next time. We're all on our phone. See you. See ya.