Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Reminds the Boys That He’s a Platinum Selling Music Artist — For Real

Episode Date: September 28, 2023

Uncle Si reveals that the only school dance he ever went to was also the time he won a dance competition. Martin is jealous that John-David and Hunter have their names in the credits, even though his own work shows up on screen, too. Godwin debates the boys on whether or not Louisiana’s Mount Driskill is a mountain at all, and Si declares the era with the best music was over long ago. The boys dig up an old music video of dubious quality featuring Willie. The great panther debate continues with a viral social media post about Luna the Panther. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The wind was blowing. It was nice. That's something else. See, them mountain deer. That wind in the mountains. Mountain? I thought you were in Arkansas. I am.

There are mountains in Arkansas? Did you see the big buck? Yeah. Like mountains or hills? You need to get out more. I mean, I've been to Arkansas. I just ain't seen no mountains. Where do you think those are mountains are?

Big hills. Oh, he said that's big hills. The Rocky, the Rocky. The Rockies are mountains. Well, that's mountain, yeah. Well, these things are junior mountains. Yeah, junior mountain. That's right.

It's children. You don't want to be dragging no deer up there. That's right. No, you don't want to do that. You don't want to shoot him way down. You don't even want to go walking. Yeah. Oh, do you, that, hey, that's Alabama.

I made a mistake of shooting one twice. I made a mistake of shooting two. Two. Yeah, two deer. Two bucks, because I wasn't sure I'd kill the first one, so another one showed up so I popped in them too. So now you got two to drag it. Now I got two bucks and I'm on top the mountain.

Okay. That's bad move. Where was this? Well, Dragging down and ain't bad. It's dragging up. That's what kids. Oh, no, it was bad dragging both up and down.

Mountains in Alabama and Arkansas. Yeah. Okay. I knew there was mountains in Arkansas. Okay. There's mountains in Alabama? Yes, on the Tennessee border. Because my property I had.

Where do you think? the smoking mountain start i had property in Tennessee i had property in Alabama and Tennessee because part of my property was it's on the Tennessee line you ain't been out of Louisiana have you you've been a couple of times you're a flatlander we have Mount Driscoll hey no you know where's that at you you you're from the country with that they's called you a flatlander I am that Mount Driscoll is somewhere over by Shreport I think yeah going toward it around Ruston how tall is Driscoll Mountain has an...

It's the highest point in Louisiana. Has an elevation of 535 feet. Okay, there ain't no air up there either. There ain't no air up there, that's right. 500. It's always a bunch of flat tires in that area. Here's my favorite. Here's the summit of Driscoll Mountain in Louisiana.

That's the summit right there. That's it. You've reached a peak. It's reached a peak. As high as it gets, boys. 500 feet. How do they call that a mountain? 35 feet.

I don't know. I feel like we're just loosely throwing around the term mountain. Mountain. And I don't know that that's right. Define a mountain. Let's do it. Do you know what's the definition of a mountain? You know what one mountain said to the other?

They call them the hill people. You know what one mountain? And they call us the Flatlanders. Hey. What? What did one mountain say to the other one? What did one mountain say to the other one? Yeah, don't peak.

Don't peak. Don't peek. A mountain is a large natural elevation of the earth's surface rising abruptly from the surrounding level. There you go. Don't peek. So I got to call out my own state here. There you go. Mount Drisci.

We have a mountain. I don't think that's a mountain, y'all. That's a hill, boys. I don't even think that's a hill. That's a pimple. That's a pimple on the earth. Florida can have a mountain. That's a pimple on the earth's script.

Just the highest point in Florida. Don't pop it, though. You don't want to pop it. Highest point in Florida. Okay. See, Florida's smarter than us. Brittany Hill. They got a hill.

They got a hill. They got a hill. And it's only 345 feet. But at least they know that that's a hill and not a mountain. Well, mountains is a way cooler. That is. Hey. I'll give you that.

very interesting subjects to start on today. I wonder if Martin's going to show up. I don't know. I wonder what his take on the amount. Speaking about showing up, hey, Colorado did not show up. Buckle up, gang. You made a bold prediction. Well, hey, they didn't show up.

I had, see, I got a disclaimer. You know, you got to show up to the game. If you don't just show up at all. Look, you know, well, hey, you was there. They was there. Okay, but they did. I saw it. Hey, they came to a football game.

You got to understand it. They came to a football game and they did not play any football. They didn't play any football. No, they didn't play any football. What were they there for? Yeah, well, I do. I guess just to look at the duck's campus. I hear it's nice.

Yeah. Well, hey, Oregon's beautiful this time of here. Well, I hope they enjoy the view, okay. Because it sure didn't play no football. Okay, because football is blocking, tackling, running, catching, and, and scoring and, you know, getting an end zone and having a hurrah. No, no, that happened. Having a hoo-rah.

Hey, what do you think happened? They didn't show up? That's my term. They should have had a spelling contest. Look, I really expected in my heart and mind that Colorado was going to beat Oregon by 21 points. Did you really? I'm serious. I did too.

I can't comment on that. I want you out of football. I just think, did you not notice that the people from Oregon? Here I am. Okay, here's another disclaimer. I'm not a football coach. Okay, so that may have been the problem. In case you didn't know.

In case you didn't know. Okay. But I did play football when I was a young, youngster in high school, and I loved the game. Okay. Was I good? No. Was I talented?

No, I was too small. Too little, he said. Too little, okay? Everybody taught. Was I fast as a cat? No, slow as a possum. So why? Slow as a possible.

I thought it was slow as a turtle. That's just my opinion, folks. Okay, and like I said, my disclaimer is I'm not a coach. Okay, but, hey, they better make some bad, some very good adjustments because I think they play a USC. What's your prediction there? Uh, if they play like they did against the duck, they're going to get roan over. Okay, so, hey, the honest thing I say, hey, you players and coaches better get together, put your head together,

and have some very good practices and make a lot of adjustments on your tackling and blocking and catching and running. I don't think you can adjust yourself to be six inches taller and a hundred pounds heavier. Oh, no, you can adjust yourself to the players. I think that's the problem. I think Oregon might have just been bigger, faster, and stronger. Oregon, hey, I'll put it this way. At least Oregon did show up and play football. Okay, because they blocked, they tackle, they ran, and they caught the ball, and they got an end zone.

Run block, tackle. Okay, so, but I'm just saying, hey, look. Pass catch. Coach Prime has got this week, hey, you do do something. some extra stuff, coach. So you're not... To get your team ready. You're not calling a win this week.

Well, hey, look. No, I... I'm not going to predict anything on this. He's leaving this one alive. I'll make this statement. If you played like you did against the ducks, your fixing will get run over. Okay, you heard it here first.

You heard it here first. Hey, and I want the best for you and your players. Hey, the proppy bites on. Uh-oh. The crappy bites on them. It is. That's a good thing. I come, you ain't sold on marriage.

I just got to work like an hour ago, and then I had to leave and come here. They might have sold some this morning. I didn't check. That's a bummer. He had to leave working. Come here. I know. I normally come here for lunch.

Today I'm here for like breakfast. Breakfast. What did you have to eat? Speaking of breakfast. Oh, there he is. He finally showed up. Hey, speaking of showing up. Martin's about.

Martin, that's what happened. He finally showed up. In case you're wondering, Martin. they didn't show up. That's the whole explanation. I've been apologizing to the folks about my prediction. They showed up and got that tail whoops.

That's right. That's it. No, they didn't show up. That's why they got the tail whoop. According to side, they only showed up to look at Oregon's campus. Yeah,

they just come for a visit. He heard it was beautiful. Oh, that's funny. And the campus, it was a nice view. But other than that, no. Got one.

Do you watch it? No. But the fall crappie bites on. The fall croppy bite is on. Oh, I thought you. She was bo-hunting with Miss Paula this weekend. Well, he'd done that too, but I was too windy. He got to do something, man.

Yeah, it was too windy. That's what you told me. It was windy. No, I said the wind was blowing Saturday evening, and it felt good, and then it stopped, and it felt like he was in a sauna. Oh, okay. Okay, I'm sorry. I missed him.

On other things we've covered, Martin, Arkansas, does it have mountains? Yeah. Alabama, does it have mountains? Yeah. Louisiana, mountain? No. No, hills. It's got mount.

That doesn't make it a mountain. No, it's Driscoll Mountain according to Wikipedia. Oh, no. Florida, does it have a mountain? Yep. It ain't a 335 feet tall. Yeah, no. It has a hill.

It has a hill. Which is what we've got. Yeah, that's right. No, we have a mountain. That's why you got a hill people. What's the limiting factor on a mountain? It doesn't say. Yeah, apparently 400.

We ain't got a mountain. We got a hit. Once you get past. Is it a mountain? That's a hill. Have you ever seen a photo of it? No, but it's a hill. Have you been there?

I've climbed deer stands in Wyoming higher than 500 feet. I've gained 500 feet in elevation walking up, and they call them hills. So this is a hill. That's why the hill called. There's a summit, Martin. That's it. That's why the hill. Look at everything you can see.

Hey, that's that. We've summited in Louisiana. You have got a spectacular view in that thing. It's so high. They got a benching set there and rest. So you catch your breath. Catch your breath's going up. Okay.

Yeah, ain't nowhere up there. Just go mountain. They're going to make a documentary about that. Mark, we're going to do a commercial, let you get settled in. Well, let's do it. I think Godwin's going to read them all anyway. We'll be back right after this. All right now.

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I go about that, Vinny. She does. How many times? She's up on. I drink two gallons of this. How many times does he wake up in the night to go to the bathroom? She's got the bladder to side. of a pee.

I have a tiny bladder. For a grown man. Interesting. Unless you get them in a boat. You get a woman in a boat, she'll never pee. You stay out there eight hours. She ain't peeing.

You ain't married to Brittany then? You get in the car. I don't know how many times. You get in the car and try to bank a trip and you can't make it to the next exit. I don't know if they want to shop or what they want to do. They got to get out. got to get out and walk around.

Oh, man. Gobind you go tail hunting this morning? That's interesting. Nope. Nope. He didn't do it. He asked me to say it. Did you?

Nope. I did. That's why I was a little late. We're moving. We're leaving our homestead. Uh-huh. And he moved. Hey, time to go to north.

No, no, no. It ain't that time yet? Well, I guess it is a little north of where we were hunting, but it's just, I could see it. Oh, okay. But we finally saw some today. Uh-oh. It's been a minute since we'd actually seen some bunch of it. And then we said the move is on.

Yeah, we got to move in. Yeah. How many to kill you? We killed six. We killed everyone at coming to decourse. Well, that's not exactly true because there's one bunch I didn't call a shot on that I probably should have. Oh. You know.

I thought they were going to do it one more time. Oh, no. And they didn't. And they didn't. They pulled the gadwall moving. Well, like five of them got right. And there was about eight of them back here. And I wanted all of them.

them together. Grady. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want your mother, you come in on them five and then you kill them all.

And they never did it. Oh, pitiful. But whatever. But we still killed six. It wasn't terrible. Wasn't great. Wasn't terrible. Somewhere in the middle.

I don't know. That may have got me to double digits on the year. He's a double digits, gang. I got in last night. So I didn't go. Where'd you get in from? Yeah. Oh, Arkansas.

He did her. What's your new bracelet about? Oh, that's from the men's retreat. You ain't a man that wears jewelry. I'm just an ordinary fisherman. He's just an ordinary fisherman. That's an ordinary fisherman. I come from the retreat.

That's a fisher of a man. Oh, okay. Yeah. There you go. Well, if you're ordinary fishermen, you got to listen to the Lord. What was purchased at the honeyhole? You getting in on both sides of this? Donated.

Donated. Donated. He rode off. Wrote it off. He wrote it off. make a note. I need more. I need to write off them seven cents.

That's good. That's funny. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Very good. Your retreat was good? It was. Can I apologize to you right now for not writing your letter that Paula asked me to write you? Did you not write you, though?

I did not. And you know when I thought about it? When you were in my office and said, I'm leaving to go to the men's retreat. And I said, I never wrote that letter, Paul A said to write. No word of encouragement from my word. Martin. But don't look for him to match you on the back. I got twins now, man.

I remember reading the text message, and that's where it stopped. Yeah. I remember. That's funny. That's as far as it. I wrote me one. Did he? Oh, yeah.

That's good. I'll write you one. You can read it in. I don't want it now. I'm going to hide it in your blind bag. That way you find it one day. Huh? I belated.

He was late, too. Oh. Yeah. No, I got it on time. He got it on time, though. It was hand delivered? Hey, oh, there's that time again. It was a pretty good deal.

I recommend people go. But I do. It is not what you expect. Well, that's good. But you can't talk about it because it's like a fight club. Yeah. Can't talk about nothing on the other side of the river. What side is that?

My son-in-law's going. He don't know it yet. Oh, Cecilia? You're getting him on that bag. He's going. He's going. don't know it yeah he's going. You just going drop him on? You're going to Brad show him?

Yep. That's what I'm going to do. Put the pillowcase over his head and drop him on. Pull a pillowcase over his head and tell me right, let's go. If you need to know more about that, check it out on the blind movie. That's it. Hey, September 28th in theaters. That's now. Coming up.

Hey, that's actually today. You shouldn't be listening to us right now. You should be going to the theater. You can listen to us. I mean, but on the way. But mute us when you get there. Because what you're going to see is way more impactful than what you're here here. Hold on. We've already figured out that Louisiana has a mountain and Florida doesn't. Allegedly. Semantics. So, I mean, that's pretty important stuff. Hey, you know what kind of shoes

frogs were? What kind of shoes for? Open toad. I don't know that I get that one. I don't get that one. Can you elaborate? Open toe. That's what kind of shoes they wear. Open toad, T-O-A-D. Good grief. Oh. Y'all need to get out more. Man, I was really going on the nose with T-O-E-D. Toad, but a toad and a frog are two totally different things. Yeah, you was thinking.

Oh, here we go. You was thinking T-O-E. Here we go, Biology Major coming in. Man. No, I did not get the toad on that one. It took me a second. Wow. No, gone.

I told that on a Zoom meeting call the other day, but nobody laughed either. I guess I'm not remotely funny. you got him though that was a good one that was a good one that was right there with a loha there about not being able to laugh

in Hawaii that was a good remotely was good remotely funny that one's good you got any more yeah what else you got keeps you from the hip

big man now he's running out of it he's out couldn't get a letter he's like George Costanza he had three on on speed dial for this episode and we've already burned through them.

Yeah. What was the first one? Well, I just made that one up. You made up which one? About the mountains. The mountains. Oh, yeah. They were talking about mountains.

And I said, you know what one mountain said to the other one, I? Hi. Don't peek. Don't peek. Oh, there you don't peek. Then the one in Louisiana. Well, I was thinking about walking up lungbuster. I said, yeah.

Woo. That was fun. Man alive. Wow. I said. So what happened? Man, I hate I missed y'all's talk about Colorado. I'd like to heard Si.

They didn't show up. You know how Si is. They just didn't show. No, don't get that story. No, I ain't. Because you don't watch it, so I understand that. I can appreciate it. I was trying to watch deer.

Yeah. That would have been way more fun than what I asked. Doe with two yearlings. Yeah. A dough and two yearlings. They just walk around. I'm honking. Miss Paula wasn't interested in that house.

No, she ain't going to shoot deer with muckwood babies. Of course, they ain't babies, but. Why aren't they babies? Yeah, they said, let them get a little older. At that point, they're, in fact, grown. Yeah. They're old enough, but white fresh deer steak would have been good. Oh, man.

Mm. Way better than these blue wings. That back. I tried them. I tried them. You ate them? Yeah, tried. They were still.

Last year, where they were good. They were better last year, but boy, they're back to, I guess it's the drought water and whatever they're eating. Low water. Well, they ain't much water for them to get. What's there stagnant? They awful gamey. Gamy. Very musky.

Yeah. Yeah, they're gumbo ducks. They need lots of distractions. No, you can't put enough garlic onions or whatever to get rid of them. So they ain't gumbo ducks. Yeah. You're just picky. Have you been?

No. Not one. They're being. They killed a cotton mouth in the scaffold. In the scaffold. Up in it? Oh, yeah. Sitting on a dog port.

Yeah. The board you step on to get in the blind? Yeah. He was on it. How big is that hole in the bottom of the blind? Well, it's bigger than what it wants. That's what I'm saying. It was a big congo.

I know that much. They shot a hole in the floor of that one. Yeah. And I don't blame them. We had a snake in blind with us yesterday. Oh, no, the worst one I ever for. He's just a water snake, but he still, make you think twice. That's what they told me that was it worked.

Because that first one. Normally, when I get in the blind, the first thing I got to do is I got to move all the brus that Jason has piled where I stand. So this morning, I got, you know, the morning I'm talking about, I got in, I sat down and I was tired. So I sat in there and then they out throwing. decoys out and everything and I got up and I looked and something caught my eye I was fixed to start moving brush

and something moved oh yeah I remember that and I said hey y'all need to get out of the decors and they said why I said so I can blow this Congo off the front of this shoot porch I was in the lake blind

yeah I remember he was a groaning did you? No he got away they was messing around. And I had to come walking through there. Yeah. Then he had to leave, and I was ready for him. I was seeing him again.

I was stepping like. And he was laying right where I stand up. I ain't no telling how many was in that lake blind when we got in there. Oh, I remember the till. Yeah. I remember the till come in. We shot him. Killed about, oh, about 25 come in.

We killed 15 of them. Phil goes out to dog run, crawls down. the dog run goes out picks him up and you can't even see him he's shaking limbs and all this when he's coming back in and i said hey he said what i said you might ought to wait and he said wait for what i said well there's a big cotton mouth laying right above you and well he went back down and then you heard woo woo woo oh man he had crawled out under yeah i remember then I mean, hey, you was a groaning. Wow.

Almost. Let's take another break. And let's get, we'll talk about more common mouth story, but let's, let's take another break. Yeah. I want to clean them. Get them cleaned out. Yeah, clean them out. Hey.

We'll be back. So Hunter was telling us something in that little break. Your name is in the credit of the blind. Oh, you don't have a microphone anymore. Ah, well. Hey, Hunter's name is not in the credits of the blind in case you're wondering. Hold on. It is.

So, hey, look, if you go see the blind, you can. wait for it to be over and actually read the credits and see names you know like Hunter. Did you actually make the credits and I went and killed the ducks and I didn't? Did you not make the credits? I don't know. I haven't watched that far. Why would I? Did Hunter know? You ain't watched it yet, have you? Yeah, I've watched it. I watched it before anybody did. Oh.

I mean, I had the special link. A special link. I didn't get that. Before it was, I mean, it wasn't like completely finished, but enough of it was together to. And it's out now. Hey, if you're a fan of our show and you've seen the movie now that's out. Well, you please stick around and take a picture of Hunter's names and the credits and send to us, please. That? Yeah.

Set production assistant. What does that mean? You brought somebody coffee? Oh. Like, set production assistant. Why are you not? I mean. You know what's funny?

You know what I'm in the credits as? Hunter. Hunter one. Not even number one. I'm just Hunter. You're just Hunter. Hunter, I took your own name. the hunter

oh hunter saw he's one that watches these credits religiously that is wow to be fair that was the first movie i ever went to where i watched the credits but also to be fair i'll say this it's out today and i know how much work has went on behind the scenes of that thing so if you're looking for something to do tonight tomorrow the weekend with your family friend check out the blind movie dot com you can order you can pre-order ticket there, find out where it's going to be playing. So you can find one close to you. Hopefully there's one in your hometown.

If not, keep ordering tickets. Maybe they'll move one there. Because, I mean, we still, the, as if Taylor Swift isn't popular enough, she got to go and sit in the chiefs box with Travis Kelsey, then take over the movie theaters. Like, Taylor. I feel bad for Travis Kelsey. Taylor. Taylor.

Just stop. Travis Kelsey's going to lose, lose. But that's another topic for the game. He swit. Sit at home and count you money. There's 19-year-old girls all over this country waiting to hate Travis Kelsey right now. Yeah, and she's already got half the song written about him, I'm sure. Now, the difference is Travis Kelsey don't give a rip.

Now, that's coming. You thought you caught that touchdown, but you didn't catch me. Something like that. I don't know how it's going to go. But seriously, when you go see the blind, do us a favor, email in your thought. Like, we want to know what you think, and we're going to read all the good ones to convince other people to see it. And if you leave bad things, I'm going to delete it. Yeah.

Because I have that. Not really. Just be honest with it. Yeah, but send us your thoughts. We'd love to hear from the fans. And let us know how pretty you think that Mallard Drake that kind of starts. I'm not trying to get away too much of the movie. But there's a beautiful Mallor Drake and something happens to him.

And I don't apologize for it. He shouldn't have come into decoys. He folded. But he'd look good. He was banned. It was cool He folded Yeah he did

But no Seriously let us know what you think of Let us know I would be interested To know Your favorite part of the movie Yeah Because we can spoil it now

Yeah we'll be able to spoil it after this So Although it's kind of like going To see the Chosen You know what happens You know what's gonna happen Yeah absolutely But

It is interesting And I'm just happy to see that it's out I mean the folks Behind the scenes work their tails off of it. Especially the people in the credits like Hunter. Yeah. And Hunter. Beth, are you in the credits? No. That's not in the... Boo! You mean you weren't set production assistant? You were there that day? You took me to my trailer. You had a trailer? She was a PA. Yeah. To yourself? Yeah. Really? I showed you the picture

on this podcast, I believe. Man, I don't remember that. It was the size of the area between both of these desks and had a bench in it. But it was yours. It was a tip. It was a... said my name on the door. It was beside crap. Did it say Hunter or John David Owen? Is it another? Oh. So it might have been hunters. He was set production assistant. Yeah. I could have been, was there a coffee pot? Because that sounds like where he was running back and forth to. They literally said, here's your trailer. I said, I'm going to go hang out under that tent with all the other humans. That sounds more fun. That sounds more my speed. And cooler. Yeah.

Oh, man. It was cold that day. But the movie's out. That's crazy. Sire, are you ready? You ready to hear what the fans think about? it? You, I mean, you live. Of course. It is. Yep. Guess what?

Who do you think the best-looking actor is in there? Well, if you know, yours truly. Exactly. And that's going to be what all the emails. I have two bold predictions. All right. I'll make them right now. Everybody's favorite side, because that's always the case.

But everybody's favorite person acting, actor or actress is going to be the girl that plays Kay. Really? That's what I think people are. That girl. was legit. Was she? Oh, yeah.

Fun to work with? I mean, I don't know. No, I'm just saying from seeing the movie, like, I got you. That girl is going places in the acting world because when I say

nailed the part of Ms. Kay, nailed it. Bow-bow. No, she didn't. There was never any Bobos. Oh, man, that's hilarious. But it's crazy to think about

that it's here. It's here. We've talked about it a lot, but now that it's real. Are you going to go see it again? of course of course absolutely i didn't know he's well he's going to stay for a double feature of that and t swift's i big t swift fan yeah big taylor swift fan man man travis kelsey's just walking what's your favorite era he knows the dance what

what i was asking sigh what his favorite era was 1989 me Travis kelsey and taylor we're all three just going places we're talking 60s What? 60s. I was referring to her to her, the eras. He didn't get it. Yeah, no. The 60s was your favorite?

The 60s is when the best music's just ever been done. Really? And the people that made it and actually discussed it, was it the music or was it the drugs? Pardon to say? Okay, no, nope. I've never been able to do either. It was the music.

The drugs was unnecessary. That's good news. to be the music because there's way more designer drugs available today and the music steadily getting worse. Yeah, yeah. Designer drugs. Maybe you have better music. Can I say something that I noticed recently?

I'd love for you too. And this blew my mind? There's no such thing as a band anymore. What do you mean? Rock and roll bands as we know it do not exist. They're all singles. Name a band. Name a new one.

Oh, a new? I can't even. No, no. See? They're gone. The day of the band is. is gone. Bands are gone.

Yeah. Eagles. I've seen some special. Food fighters. Yeah. There's nobody like that anymore. Yeah. I asked this question.

You know what somebody said to me? Do you know what they said to me? I'm interested. Imagine dragons. That's not a band. What are they? A group, if anything. It's like techno.

Bands are over. I saw the wildness on social media. A question. If Insync does tour next year, are you going? No. Who is that? That's the easy answer. Really?

Are you? Oh, I'll go with Brittany in a heartbeat. Go see Justin Timberlake? Yeah, did you just say who's that? Is that a band? No, that is a group. That is a group. Well, they were technically a boy band.

Not a band. None of them played anything to my knowledge. Bring back rock and roll. Oh, like on that detergent commercial. Yeah. That's the back street, boys. I know what commercially is talking about. But that's what you're talking about.

Yeah, that was their foe. The backstreet boy. They're the words that say, not us. That's not us. You had to say that commercial. I would. Not us? That ain't up.

That's what the poster said. She started singing something about. Oh, she was singing in sync and the backstreet boys were offended, I guess. They said, no, that's not us. That's not us. The 90s were weird. That's what it was. They were a weird time.

That's my era. Yeah. The 90. You're 60s. I'm a 90s guy. Yeah. They were a weird time. I feel like I would have...

Rush, Pink Floyd, and yes. Uh-oh. Kansas. They don't have that anymore. Yeah, they're done away with that. No, everybody got too big of an ego. Queen. I don't even know if it's that.

But now everything you got to put into a computer and it's got to make weird noises. Yeah, you don't even have to sing good anymore. Mm-mm. That song I sang earlier about Travis Kelsey via Taylor Swift, which somebody could turn that into something incredible. on a laptop. Oh, no, he's called the engineer. Yeah.

See? Si had an album. Let's just call it like we said. Hey. Oh, no. Look, they can take... And the whole Robertson family's a platinum selling album. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we got a platinum album, dude. So I'm just saying it. Because George Strait and Phil did a song together called Christmas cookies. Yeah. And we wish you a very hairy Christmas. A hairy Christmas, Anne. But they're all sell right now. You can get them two for one on Duck Commander.

I really don't know if that's a thing, but I got plenty of them. And if you want them, email John David, and I got you, big dog. And you got, don't email me. Yeah. And you gave me. I'm saying email at hello at dot com. And you gave him Jason was, it's cold outside. Oh, yeah.

Jace even sang a song. Allegedly. He read a song and then they slowed and spit it and slowed it and. Jace, baby, it's cold. Oh, it's not. What did you say? I can't totally tune in it. well neither can jace but i mean he did baby it's cold outside

did he do the new non-woke version or the woke version they would change that whole song up you're set you're asking like i've listened to the album i just said them i don't know he didn't go there he didn't go there ma'am i just work here i saw somebody made a reel the other day i was on social and somebody made a reel the other day with the colt ford willie roberts and cut them all jack i'm in the credits of that music video. Take that, Hunter. Take that, Hunter.

You ever been in a Colt Ford music video credit? Was it Colt Ford? No idea what that means. That makes sense that you wouldn't know who Colt Ford is. What? You're not into... Different demographic. What's that stuff called?

Country rap. Yeah. You're not into country rap? He's a country rap star. Or the C rap? What? Say rap. What was that line in the...

He's a duck commander. Y'all know the deal. Yeah. He's a duck commander. Y'all know. Red heads, canvas backs in teal. And red heads can't have the deal. He's a duck commander. Y'all know the deal.

Willie was rapping. And Willie was in the video with like a duck call up to his mouth. Hunter, you can probably go pull that from YouTube and put in right here and let everybody see how ridiculous Willie Robertson was. That was one of the longest days of my life. When he come here to shoot the video? No, we went to Nashville. I thought, but he came here and.

filmed a bunch of it, didn't he? That was a different music video. That was somebody else. That was Redneck Crazy or something. Oh, T-Far? Yeah. That was up Tartar Fars. Hey, Willie.

So I was in Wagon Wheel. Way cooler. Yeah. No offense. I love T-Far and Colt. And I know them. But Hootie's hooty. Hootie, y'all.

Hootie and the Blowfish, band or a group? Band. Band. That's back when bands were banned. Yeah. I was just too. I was back in the definition. All that shut down.

See, that's where I'm confused. American Idol. When was the last time we got a hooty in the blow, a new version of hooty? And it's just a dude with a guitar, a dude with bass guitar, and a drummer, and they're just singing good songs. Dixie Chicks, group or band? First off, it's just the chicks. Oh, yeah, sorry.

They went woke. And I'm not dignifying them with a response. Because Earl had to die. That was great. Earl had to die. It was a great song, and you had to go get all political. now we can't even know who we're allowed to listen to anymore. Is that damn you got all goo-goo in the elevator?

No, that's a little big town. Yeah. That woman's hair tight. Exceptful. 100% acceptable. That woman's hair is... She got the best hair in all of America. It's incredible when you see it on like TV or Instagram or something.

But when you see it in person. But when you step on the elevator and it's all four of them and there and I'm like, your hair is amazing. It really is. And it's like, mega. And I told her, I was like, I'm sure you get tired of hearing this, but your hair's crazy. Who are you talking about? Oh, he's good good.

The curly-headed one from a little big town. J.D. show her to you. The blonde? Yeah. Yeah. Her hair's incredible. Unbelievable. No, no, she's incredible.

I know, but, I mean, I got to stand next to the hair. Yeah. Like, it was. She's got great hair. Oh, Martin, you got to act like you've been here before. Yeah. No. No.

No. No. She said. If you see anybody, you can just. got to act like you've seen them before and then Reba McIntyre come walking by and she just melted. Yeah, she turned into a bottle. Good, good. Oh no, no. At least I had to wear with all to talk to her. That is not a great photo. That's not a great one. But when you see that hair in person, incredible. I'm against act like you've been there before because Martin had

never been on an elevator. With Little Big Town. With Little Big Town. So how's you supposed to act? No, and I used to really enjoy Little Big Town. I guess I still do kind of. I don't really listen to much music anymore. Oh, they're great. But when I walked in there, I was like, man, that hair is fantastic. Oh, no. And they were all super cool. Oh, no.

They were fans of the show, too. They watched us. So it was like, hey, you know, we chatted it up then. Martin said, ma'am, I love your hair. I did, man. It's so awesome. All right. All right.

Let's take another break. We'll get back right after this. Johnny D. Oh, wow. Oh, look at that. Look at this. Beth's laughing It's fantastic

There's a duck on the loose Oh no Oh boy Oh wow He's a duck A cop or something Turn the volume up please I don't have the volume

Oh man That's all loose Duck commanders Y'all know the deal Y'all know the deal What in the world Are we doing Hold on, hold on

Where are you at Hold on Oh boy Oh boy watching the credits national thanks so you're not in there no i skipped it i'm in there somewhere oh he said he's in there that's what i had to say it oh you got weeded out buddy you got waded out you're gone share i might not be in there i don't know if i'm in there no i was in there at one point no uh-huh look all around i remember that guy no they put him as just all around

oh there is assistant to w robertson he did make it he made it boys All right, Martin. You ready? I'm ready. Bone to pick with you, by the way. Bown to pick. There are bands. No, they're not.

They're terrible. No, those aren't real bands. Those are emo. Is it the stuff that Brittany listens to, like Rainbow Kitten Surprise and, um... Yeah. What's that my other? Oh, revivalists are a band. The Revivalists are a band, New Orleans band.

Rainbow Kitten Surprise. Do you listen to Rainbow Kins? See? Look, what's the other group? I wouldn't listen to that in. of a lightning bolt hitting me at any moment. There's something like... Sacrilegious sucker?

Oh, something about a buffalo? No. Guy on a buffalo? No, not that one. Possum. There's this southern rock band I like a lot called the Weeks. I went and saw those lights. Okay.

See, I didn't know that. Nobody's told me about these guys. You're saying there's no mainstream. The bands are bad. Sure. Battle of the bag. Also, it was really hard for me not to make an Imagine Dragons joke through that whole thing. Imagine Dragon.

Hey, well, don't record that. How about I going to do that? What? I had a little of the band. It's hard. It's hard, man. All right. All right.

All right. It's time to talk about it, Martin. What are we talking about? I know you've been sent this on social media 4,372 times. Really? Oh, yeah, the baby. She raises a baby cat. Yeah.

Sire, are you watching? Yeah. She raised the cat. And she just so happened to record all of these clips because she never knew what she was going to do. And the cat got bigger. Social media is such a lie. And now, calm down, Martin. And now, boom, Black Panther best friend with a, what kind of dog is that, right while?

Yeah, that's the same bunch that's always been together. What's called like Luna the cat or something? Yeah. Cy, how does that make you feel? there he is boys yeah I still the thing

the point that gets lost with everybody is I don't deny existence of large black cats I'm just saying they're not mountain lines for crying out loud but there are

but and there there could be one here just say it say it no there couldn't be he don't believe I don't believe I do not believe

yeah there's another one up front apparently the meat eater guys made a hat that says, I believe, it's up front with a Black Panther on to Versailles. Thank you. It's all about faith, baby. That's what Donald's Southern said in the movie. Okay.

Gotta have a little faith, baby. It's got to have faith. Got to have faith. I'm talking. Bump, bum, bum. Baby! That was my main one. I just thought that would go down a longer road.

Oh, no. There's no reason. Why are you still against Luna the Panther? I'm not against her. I think it's a great social media platform. You called all of social media Elijah. It is for the most part. Let's go.

Uh-oh. What is this? Just get on TikTok. If you want to see a lot, everybody says, oh, you randomly filmed? No, you and your partner now, they're setting up stuff to film to make viral videos on TikTok. None of it's real anymore. None of it's, except involving kids. Kids are hilarious.

There's some that I can't show on there that, man, there's some fun. So you, you're of the impression. impression if America's funny as own videos started nowadays, it would be the worst show in the history of man because it would all be set up. It's all staged, yeah. Absolutely. Because people now care what they look like.

Martin's. I'm just, I'm done to preach it. Maybe not, but I'm just saying. I totally agree. I think it is. Like, I was looking for, I thought you were going to show me another one. I've been tagged in another one a ton. With a

Panther. I don't remember what, I got a message from Warren Sapp. The football player? Yeah. From Tampa Bay? Yeah. What's he doing? I don't know.

But he sent me a message on Instagram. I thought it was weird. I felt very strange about it. Unbelievable. Keep talking. I'm looking for the one. I think it was something to do with Little Debbie or something. Shocker.

Little Debbie? Big Debra? Yeah. The hunting one? No, not the one with a backpack. The Swiss cake rolls? cereal? Oh,

and all the candles. That's another one. Boom. Are those any good? I don't know. I don't know. Serial eater. Yeah.

Doug asked if that's too far. Swiss rolls are good. Doug from, what's that say? I can't read it on. Lone, Texas. L.A.W.N. Oh, he's showing his last name.

Be careful. He says, is that going too far? I don't. Willie won't stand right back there's a little creepy. I don't think little Debbie can go too far. I don't think so. No. I don't think it's.

possible. But they've got candles now. They got ice cream. They got cereal. They got it all. Go, Deb. Go Deb, go. And next week, I get to go see the park.

Are you going? Yes. Next week. What's the next week? I just got to go Chattanooga. I got to go Chattanooga. Then I got to go Knoxville because me, Sa and Gobwin are all going to be in Knoxville at the Hazard Fest. That's a hazard.

That's a hazard. I'm going to Oklahoma the weekend after that. We're going to Oklahoma. We're headed back to that old broken boat. After a night. The South's worst kept secret. Richie a cabin and sit around. Yeah.

Hang around by far. Pray for fall weather. Yeah. I think. There was a burn ban last time we were there. You want to know what a bummer is when you're fake camping in a nice house? And the only camping thing you're actually going to do is sit around by fire and make s'mores. And it's like, man.

Yeah. I got to look up. There's a burn ban there. Well, look it up. And let's take a break. And we'll be back right after this. This episode brought to you by Tarzan. I messed up.

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Hello at duck call room. Wow. That was wild. My left ear is bleeding now. You ever been surprised? Carol Burnett. Hard. That's funny.

you remind me of Carol Burnett's She does a much better job of the Tarzan yell There you go I was just yawning Yeah That's how you yawning

I have a person that emailed in Joel His question Oh Joel Joel Joel's emailed in before He sent us a video He got a new boat

riding riding a giraffe Remember and he said I spend too much time on YouTube Confirmed We have just confirmed it Why, they send us another one? Oh, he sent us another one. But he said, is it wrong to laugh at fake celebrity death post?

What in the world? Good, great. So for those of you listening, there's a bad Photoshop of Jace being tackled by Missy. It might be a hug. and to the right is Jace in a hospital bed At least they let him keep his beanie out. Yeah, they let him keep his beanie. With the Duck Dynasty, Jace photo.

Was that when Jep was in the hospital actually? Did they steal the picture of Jep in the hospital? I have no idea. And Photoshop it onto Jace's face. I don't know, but Jace looks like all them pictures of Jesus. Yeah. Like they pailed his face. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't think Jace's dead. I ain't talked to him this morning. No, I didn't see. But, oh, that was 24 hours ago. Well, he was alive then. Oh, and it was 11 months ago. I can confirm he's been alive since that post was made.

Yeah, that's right. But is it okay to like, I think it's okay to laugh at that? Because that's clearly, it kind of goes back to what you were saying. Oh, everything fake on the internet? Everything on the internet is fake, and you should be able to tell that. Yeah. Yeah. There's very little real anymore.

I like them that say how much money you're worth. Yeah, where do you get that check? I know. I'll gladly pay them taxes. Yeah. The net worth, the people send you the net worth. They're like, your net worth is $12 million. I'm like, where do I withdraw it?

I mean, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. How do I cash that in? Yeah, where is the bank that this is at? Yeah, because I don't feel that way. I want it. According to the bank, I ain't worth anything. I still owe them.

I'm not real sure, but like. I want to know who the. poor sucker in the hospital is that I got Jason's face plastered over. Very clearly, Jase. Yeah. Because remember when Jep posted that picture after he was in the hospital? It's not it.

The arms don't look like... No, that ain't it. No, and he's got like a belly. Yeah. That ain't his belly. That's Jeff's body. It's not Jeff's body. It's not Jep's body in Jason's face. That ain't Jep either. Because the picture I was thinking of,

Jeff doesn't have a shirt on. That sounds very cheap. Yeah, that does. Back then, she's working out all the time. Yeah. Now he's done that at an X in front of the mill. Look, 26, now he's working out, all right. Pillsbury dough boy.

That was your uncle that said that. I worked out on Saturday only because I made pizza dough on Saturday night. And my hands all hurt now. What else you got in there, Johnny D? What else do I have? I accidentally did something wrong on the emails again. Uh-oh. Do you delete them all?

Did they start coming back? Yeah, the emails have been really in a, well, just in a tizzy for a while. Tizzy. A tizzy. Elijah has a pretty easy to answer question, and it's going to hurt your feelings, Elijah. But just be prepared.

I was wondering if you ask a girl to Homecoming and she said she's just going to go with her friends, is that rejection? Or is that she's just going to homecoming with her friends? First one. Yeah. Ding. You're on tour.

Ding, ding, ding. You're on tour. And that's okay. I got turned down to homecoming. Well, we didn't have Homecoming, but to the thing that replaced Homecoming for the Christian kids that weren't allowed to dance, I got turned down once. It's okay.

It is absolutely rejection. And that's okay. Yeah. Look, I'll tell you something right now. You're going to get rejected more in life. It's better to start now learning how to deal with. that then the person that's told yes, their whole life then gets rejected and it spends them in a tailspin.

So, yeah, it's rejected. But that's fine. But you can go with your friends if you want to go. Yeah. Note to self, homecoming is generally during hunting season. Go to the camp instead. I was about to say, Martin, did you go to homecoming? Not one.

Not one. Never not one. In four years. I went to one prom. I went to my senior prom because I had to. How did you have to? Well, because my girlfriend at the time thought it was necessary. necessary. That was the only after-school function I went to during high school.

Because the problem is this, it's during hunting season. Like the first thing I was trying to do after Friday nights at West Monroe's Rebel Stadium was get to that locker room, take a shower, and go get in the truck with my mom and pap ball when I couldn't drive. And when I could drive, it was get to that parking lot and get to the hunting camp. That's all I wanted to do. And that's all I did. and showed back up for Sunday workouts. I was at the camp until noon on Sundays when I had to show back up for Sunday workouts at 2 o'clock. That sounds like our life.

Yeah, that's what I did. Did you go to dances in high school? No, they had dances around a bonfire. No. No. The only dance I remember going to is I had to show up for, it was a school function. And I actually won, me and this young lady, won the twist competition. Oh, of course.

I was hoping I was going to be like prom king. He probably. No. Winning the twist competition is pretty much it. That was it. That was a big deal. You still got it in you? Oh, yeah.

Oh, see, that's what Phil, when Phil's always talking about, you know, when I would come in from some event, and I said, well, I had another marriage proposal. And Phil would say, boy, you know, I don't know. I can understand him going after Willie because he's got all the money. He said, but instead they go after that. little man. See, he don't realize I've always been a player. Oh, boy. Hey, don't hate to play or son. Hey, don't hate to play a boy. The game. Want to be a ball of.

Shot calling. Psalm 2545. On a him, Paul. Verse of the day, boys. Verse of the day. Show me your ways, oh, Lord. Teach me your past. Guide me in your truth and teach me for you are God, my Savior, and my hope is in you all day long. Amen to that. That's the way to end. Because if our hope wasn't in that, what would we be hoping for?

Unbelievable. I don't know. It would be hopeless. Go see the blind. Yeah. Go see the blind. Go see it. If you're not there right now, go check it out.

It's out now. We'll see y'all next time in the duck call room. We're out.