Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Reveals Victoria's Secret

Episode Date: March 23, 2021

Si is just about done with this "bunch of idiots" using the word "tumultuous" and forcing him to listen to the Hall and Oates emergency helpline. The truth finally comes out: Jay Stone and Phillip McMillan did the Soggy Bottom Boys dance for Si when he was sick. John-David is lost as the boys share their favorite movies of all time. Si knows exactly what Victoria's secret is, and he wants the world to know. Phillip and Si share fishhook horror stories. Martin doesn't want anyone using Howie Mandel in defense of hair loss. Fans weigh in on who should play Uncle Si in a movie, and they submit the final verdict in the Great Hot Dog Debate. And Si tries to convince the boys that Drew Carey is bald. ~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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we've done all the housekeeping now let's get started sigh yes what'd you think of that weather yesterday how about that look 2020 was bad okay 2021 ain't doing no better Okay. But hey, have y'all looked at the forest? No, I look at the trees. Well, I know. Well, hey, have you been noticing it? There's dead trees everywhere.

Blown down, rot it out, whatever. So we had some really bad weather the last couple days. Oh, yeah. Look, Tuesday, I was fishing. Tuesday afternoon I was fishing and I turned around and look. Well, you've seen it coming. Well, I turn around and look and I said, huh. they don't look real good and then you hear that that far off

just a little rumble I said yeah God's bowling God and angels are bowling yeah amen so I I look and I told my buddy I said we probably all started heading back to that boat house right about now and we got back over there and when we got over there and put the boat on the left I looked up and the sky was like fluorescent green I told him I said I've only seen this one other time I said it wasn't good and then that mess come and it was

like just a little trickle I was like oh this ain't too bad but we got my truck and then that rascal it went from okay to I can't see like the end of my truck oh yeah and then my whole truck started shaking because we ain't got to go in about 55 and I said we got to get out of here and I just I guess I was playing twister or something I just floored it straight I said we got to get off top of this hill we's on the levee of the pond I said we're going to end up in that pond something goes bad So we pulled down, and I got video of it, but like quarter-sized hail just beat these snod out of us. That's why I figured out why they call it hell, because it certainly ain't heaven. Hey, that monsoon season in Vietnam, you boys haven't seen no rain.

So it's like Forest Gump said. It's sideways rain, upside-down rain. Hey, and it's so crazy. It may only rain for like 15 minutes, but when it comes down, okay, I'm talking about, you know, I'm looking at, five guys running, okay, toward shelter. It starts. Them five guys disappear. And look, they're here to the wall over to me.

You know, I stuck my arm out like this out under the porch. I mean, hey. Don't say it. It looked like I had my arm amputated. You can't sit. I'm serious. You can't. You talk about the brain.

Hey, you're talking about a brain. No, no, no, no, how did you want to be born? Donnie D. Now, you got anything to add to this? Now that you finished lunch? No, I showed up, and there was french fries in my chair, so I had to eat them. You can't pass those up. That's all that crunching I was here.

Yeah, he's just sitting there eating his curly fries. I had it on me. I thought the angels were bowling again. No, you, is that your lunch? You don't like french fries? That was half of my lunch. And you just, thanks. I ate the Arby sandwich.

Oh. Pitch for Arby. Free. Let me tell you some. You can send me some mailbox money. They got some free. They got the meats and the fries. Jay, D, clean the fries that morning.

I clean that up good. No, I didn't even know it rained like the last few days. Do what? I didn't even know. Like, you're talking about, but because I was in this dungeon of an office that we have. Oh, yeah, we don't have any windows. I don't have any windows. I was just in here.

And then everybody's like, oh, no. My wife was like, text me. Do I need to take shelter? I said, from what? Nah, you'd be a right. and then I looked and said, oh, there's a tornado warning. I said, yeah, I guess. Yeah, that's what's crazy is Tuesday, like, when we were fishing.

We weren't even in any kind of warning at all. And I got scared for my life yesterday. We used tornado warnings all around us. And I was like, this ain't a brain. Like, this ain't no big deal. Well, hey, you know. I never know. You know what they got people that chased them things?

Yeah, I ain't one of them. Yeah. It seems to chase me, though. That's what I don't understand. Hey, what do you do for a lose, huh? I chase tornadoes. Well, have you ever caught one and wrote it? What did they say to that?

Tell me. Talking about it. It's a pretty good gig because they only work about three months out of the year. Plus, I mean, sigh, you'd probably do it. I mean, I've seen you do way worse. No, he'd do it. He's an adrenaline junkie. He does.

He won't admit it, but he is. But the problem is they don't want to get right up in it. So I'd be like, no, do you have a thing? Hang up in there, son. No, get up on in there. We ain't going to get this close. Let's chase it. Hey, that would be a story to tell.

Oh, I'm surprised that it ain't happened to you yet. No, no, no, no. I drive my pickup truck camouflaged into the tornado world. I don't recommend. Where would I end up? That's the question. I don't know. Would it lift it up and take it away?

That's probably how you'd go out. I think you end up in heaven. Yeah, I'm going to heaven. If I'm going with heaven. If you drive. Hey, Elijah done that. Into a tornado. Yeah.

All right, I'm out. That's right. Y'all about the same age. That would be a cool ride. He didn't even hear you old joker. Well, hey, look, I was thinking about going to heaven, boys. Hey, in a tornado. That'd be quite the entrance, wasn't it?

Oh, what are you talking about? Hey, it wouldn't be, hey, St. Peter, can I come in? I'm done. I'm in. So when you hear that, you think that you think of angels and everybody's up there bowling, what if they just duck up? What if they just got into? I thought it was bold.

Yeah. It sounds like, it sounds just like sometimes a ball hitting the pens. Sound effects by Phil. Thank you. I was looking around. I didn't know he had it. And Gobbin's not here. Well, see, there's so many things we don't know about that.

I mean, seriously. Like what? If there's going to be duck hunting in heaven? Well, no, no, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, Phil thinks there is. And the good thing is, okay, there will be no limit. I know what's coming next.

And then there will not be any game wardens. Oh, boy. Because you're not making it. Rude. You knew that was coming? I knew it was coming. We all say it in all of our speeches. It's like ducks, deer, everywhere you look, and there ain't a game warden sight.

And look, every one of them. Gets a laugh. Well, I never heard the, because they didn't make it there. No, yeah, I say it a little bit differently. That's not nice. You have to think about it to get it. Well, I throw it back to, you know, the old way's gone and we're in a new way. So, you know, we're like, yeah, let's.

The old is gone. The new is come. Yeah, so I'm throwing out the old laws. We get up there, you know. Everything is new boys. But let me tell you something. If a game warden does make it up there, he's a good feller. So I trust that he can still do his job.

but bear if that's what he's assigned to do, you know? It is what it is. You're a nice person. I am a nice person, and just in case any Game Wars listening to this, I want him on my side. Andy follows the rules. And I do follow the rules. That's the difference here.

Like when we talk about old stories, you're still like looking over your shoulder for game wardens from when you were like 19. Martin doesn't have that problem. Oh, no, I try about 14. I wasn't that old JD when I was. So when I went on the wrong path, so to speak. But he got it turned around by 42, so that's all good. Once he started getting that senior citizen license for $5, that's whenever he turned it around.

Well, they figure we're not dangerous. But, hey, that is a... True statement. No, that is an assumption on their part, which is incorrect. Oh, my goodness. Size middle name is Danger. And that sounds like a good time to take our first break. We'll be back with Dangerous Sae, baby.

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You didn't see the picture on the... Yeah, because he saw his Instagram. What these... That was a great photo you posted. These two? No, I took a picture of you when we were in... I'll show it to them. Yes, just show it to them.

Instagram.com. Because at one time, I had four on me. No, this is a different one. I didn't have scabbard. This is a different one. This is when you drove the tank. Well, Sa did I have good news for you? Oh.

Because today's first ad read is a company. They call we the people holsters. Oh, by the way, I went to their website, and they have got some awesome holsters. This one. I bet they can make one with Sa's face on it. We'll talk about that in the ad read, though. Yeah, no, I know. Hey, I'm going to tell you about that.

That is one bad dude right there. Ladies and gentlemen, for y'all that didn't know, Sae just discovered his Instagram. That's what we need to do. Look, Saad, did you know you had an Instagram? I don't even know what Instagram is. Can you spell Instagram? No. Instant?

Can you use Instagram in a sentence? Yeah, come on. Well, J.D. just said, do you know you have Instagram? Good job, Tsai. Very nice. We'll take it. At Cy Robertson. Look, you're wearing 14 different types of real tree.

I'm not even sure how many shirts you're wearing, and you got two pistols just tucked down in your pants. Well, I had one picture. Okay, I guess nobody took a picture. I had four on. I looked like Jonesy Wales. I had two up here. That's Josie.

cousin. Here. Good old Jonesy. Here and here. Here. Here. Oh, Jonesy Wales. Oh, Josie Wells.

Oh, now he's back on the other side of the family. Well, 9,586 people enjoyed that photo. I wasn't one of them, so I'm going to make it 87. That movie had the most good one-liners there are. What's your favorite one-liner from Josie Wells? Pick one. I like the one where the guy was selling some kind of, He was the elixir.

Elixir. The magic elixir. And old Joe Joe Wendell said, he said, how is it on stains? I got a couple in there. I like old Chief Dan George when he dropped it. This is a piece of hard rock candy. It ain't for eating. It's for looking through.

And then I like when old granny said, I ain't ever been much on them Jayhawkers neither. I like, go ahead and shoot them, Josie. I like this one short line that says, Shut up, Lodge. Shut up, Lodge. We got reward money coming. I've seen him do some things, Lodge.

Look up under that there blanket. Look on that there blanket. We got us to Josie. Well, God, we can go through the whole movie. Hey, we need to have an aisle here. He's the best at that. Oh, man, I don't want to. I mean, if we're going to go through the whole movie,

I just see him watch it. I still have him. watched it so oh yeah you need to be fired you don't hey i watched the i watched i need to have my pistol and do what matter of dillon does it all yeah we've got it on DVD for crying i don't think i don't think i own a DVD player but um i did watch like the first hour of hang them high the other night it's pretty good that's a good it's it's not great it's just good yeah it ain't ban it was free yeah yeah what'd you do order dominoes was it like on that free stuff where no it's just on the tv oh i got you i was like i'll try this that way i can talk about it since we're

talking about that. Then I got bored. What do y'all think about the movie, Forgiven? Forgiven. Yeah. Cleaning Wood Dr. It's just all right. It ain't much.

Si, it ain't much. Forgiven or unforgiven? Unforgiven is what he's talking. Oh, unforgiven? Oh, I thought it was forgiven. Oh, okay. I was like. What are you talking about?

Forgiven, I'm out. I mean, I don't have an opinion because I haven't seen it. Unforgiven, it's all right. I mean, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not okay.

and you say, I say, sigh, is it good? And you say, it ain't much. It's got a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes. Really? Yeah. I don't know what I'm saying.

I tell you what Eastwood movie I really liked was The Mule. Did you watch that one? That one was Siler. I didn't watch that one. Oh, man. Oh, with Sister Sarah? No, no, that's two mules for Sister Sarah. This one was just simply the mule.

Of course, this one was made in the 2000s and not in the 1900, so you probably haven't seen it. Oh, yeah. The mule. When you said mules, I was thinking. The Mule. Morgan Freeman's is. In the Mule?

No, he's in the Unforgiven. Yeah, I was about saying. I was three when Unforgiven came out. The critic said that was his best work. That's what I'm reading. I disagree. Yeah, I mean, but that's because he was a director. Yeah.

Maybe it was his best work as director. He was in it. Yeah, he was in it. So what about Heartbreak Ridge? You remember that one? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was all right.

It was all right. I have no clue what we're talking. That was a good, but unforgiverable, no. Not much. Well, since we've gone down this trail, what is everybody's favorite? So you're, you're Blues Brothers. I like the Blues Brothers. That's your favorite?

Yeah. Si, what's your favorite movie? I had to go with him. What? He brought it upstairs. Siah loves the music in the show for sure. I give him that, yeah. But they're on a mission from God.

I mean, come on. Yeah. Hey, I'm with you. Look, I was just, I figured with Side, I figured with Side had to be a Western, really, to be his favorite. So that's why. I haven't seen Blues Brothers either. Oh my God.

JD. I don't watch a lot of movies. Where have you been under a rock? Si, I slap him for me. I'll pay you back later. Also, nine years before I was born. I was throwing that out there.

You haven't seen the Blues Brothers? Well, if you wait a year or so, there'll be a remake of it, because that's all they're doing now. I was remaking the old movie. Is it a musical? They ain't no originality anymore. Yeah.

Nope. It says it's a musical comedy. Yeah, it's good. Oh, no. Who, the two guys are. starring. Balushi and... Dan Ayne.

Si, you remember when they were sitting in the cop car and they're fixing the head out and they have their... It's late. They got a full... No, a full tank of gas. They're wearing sunglasses. And they got a half pack of cigarettes. Hit it. That car would run, baby.

That's what you like. Hey, I'll tell you. Jody D. The chase thing was excellent in that, though. They're weaving in between them poles underneath the... Stacking up cars. Yeah, and the cop cars, I mean, they must have wrecked a thousand cars in that movie. I will say this, watch it on TV because if you watch it, you know,

where you want to see the television edited version for sure. Yeah, it was some strong language. Yeah, it had some colorful language in it, 100%. I would say the TV version. Yeah, I got to get me in trouble. Yeah, you had to wait until the kids go to bed if you watch the full length. I'm not advising that, though. Well, my TV editing.

Look, that one said musical comedy. I'll find out later, but I'm going to stick with the genre. All right. Because, oh, brother, where art thou is a good. Probably the greatest movie ever made. No, no. And look, that's good. The star didn't make it.

It was the, what they call them? What? The music? Governor. No. The jailhouse now. The supporting cast. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, the supporting cast, the two guys, okay. No, they. In the jailhouse now in the tone of E, boys. Yeah. In the tune of E. That's the soggy bottom boys. We thought you was a go-brose. That guy's the best one.

So let me tell you a story. So when Sal was down and out and we thought he was going to die, I mean, we're back now. We can laugh at that now we can laugh. It was a very aggressive way to say it is why I laugh. But now we can laugh at that. I've never seen, you know, I've never seen this side of Jay Stone where he came in and he looked at me and he said, Philip, we got to do anything we can to get him going. And I was already moved in with him. I was like, yeah, I'm with you.

I was texting you, boys, saying, what do we need to do? Help me. Anyway, Jay says, he said, whatever we got to do. And so we got my son over to play the guitar. And then we played out the saggy bottom boys song for Sai. And me and Stone got and did a dance for him. And Stone's dancing and singing. I was not had that on film.

That happened? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And so was blown away. him than you think was. Oh, yeah.

It was great. I kind of want to get sick just so y'all could be that for me because that's, Stone was dancing. By the way, folks. Let me tell you. Hey, Stone and Philip McMillan were my guardian angels during the virus. I agree. I just want to see Stone dance.

Because they were the only ones that can get you to do anything, you hard-headed restaurant. Hey, Stone just said, hey, old man, get some clothes on because you go in the hospital. And I said, Stone, the last thing I want to do is get dressed and go anywhere. And he said, hey, I'm fixed to throw you on my shoulder and you're going naked, boy. You get some clothes on. There you go. That was true.

That was true story. We need to remake that then. We need to have that happen. You can be the governor. Hey, oh, no, look, Stone and him and McBillan can do the soggy bottom boys. Dang. The soggy bottom boys is also the greatest band. Hold on.

They're bad. They're bad. They're bad. That's their bone. Martin? My favorite? Favorite movie? I don't think you're going to beat

O Brother Warth, though. That's a solid one. It's in my top five. I mean, it's always hard for me to choose one because there's like five that come on that I never pass up. Well, I think so. You're after.

Shawshank Redemption. Oh, yeah. You got to put what genre. Is that it? Yeah. The right word? Yeah. What genre were in?

Willie had us all like trying to make our top ten movies for a while, and he's like, no, you can't do it. And he was kind of right. Because once you got to nine, it was like, Uh-oh. Really? I want to throw this one out. Well, once you get to really, like, six or seven,

you start looking at the list you have remaining to fill out 10, you're like, no, I can't do it. I can't choose three from these next 30. I would just think so, because I'd hate to be a judge. Yeah, yeah, it's terrible. Jurassic Park. That's a rough job. That's in there.

All of them. It's really a rough job being a judge because you're saying, God, there's so many good ones. But I'm a huge fan of the Batman movies, too. Like the old original ones, I love them. Yeah, they're fans. fantastic. Like, I don't know.

Yeah, that's a younger person. I like the TV. A younger person. The TV. John, I don't. You don't know. Power, boom. Yeah.

All the, quick, Robin. Throw me the shark repell it. Yeah, with the old Adam West in it. Yeah, that stuff was good, man. That makes me laugh. He goes, throw me the shark repellent, and then he, like, sprays him with hairspray. Yeah. And the shark falls off the helicopter.

Of course you do. I would probably love that. It's the greatest. It's Batman. It's your age Batman, and it's the greatest thing that ever happened. The Cape Crusader. Chips.

Skip, is it Skip? The artist. Yeah, Skipikoo. Okay, yeah. Skippy Koo. Him and Phil were in the woods, in the four-wheeler, okay? And the woods were for you.

Yeah, and the mosquitoes are out. Okay, and he's got some, what's that, the perfume? Bath and Body Works? No. Victoria's Secret. Victoria's Secret. Oh, yeah, that stuff works.

It's a family shot. Oh, that's the words. No, no, Skip's got a bottle of, of, uh, Victoria Secret. Victoria Secret. Amber Romance. Yeah. And he, there's a bottle of it in my truck. Oh, no, no, no, look.

It works. The mosquitoes are eating Phil alive. And Skip sitting right beside him and they ain't bothered him and said, wait a minute, some ain't right here. And he said, what are you talking about? He said, they're eating me alive. I mean, I've got $50,000 on my hand. And he said, you ain't none of them.

He said, hey, Victoria's Secret. perfume. That may be the secret. No, no, I'm saying, and Phil said, no, I ain't putting on a stupid perfume. You know, well, hey, about five minutes later, that he's about to fly away with him. He said, hey, hang my perfume. Yeah.

Victoria's secret pro tip. It is a mosquito repellent. Let me give y'all a pro tip. Victoria's Secret Amber Romance by the gallon jug. But tell your woman before you use it. Yes, it is very strange when you come home. Don't go in the wood. Don't go in the wood to put it on and then come back home.

Hello, darling. Yeah. Uh-oh. What in the, A, how did we get here? I don't know. How do we get anywhere? You know what I like, oh, brother, where art. That reminds me.

Have you ever worn Victoria's Secret perfume? Well, hey, it's a great mosquito repell. Okay. What was this? I don't even know who will use it, but Fabriz. Fabriz. Yeah, Fabrio. Is this a tip?

No, this is a deer hunting technique. Okay. We're now Okay, so look You know Tip time for you guys This guy, he uses Fabriz and I think it's spring

Springtime is the name of it Look Check it, John He gets out of his pickup truck Sprasing on the bottom of his feet And walks to his stand Deer will literally On the stand

So Phil Fabriziz You know This guy kills a buck Every time he goes down there on the property So Phil puts it on And he goes and climbs up his stand And he's sitting there

And he's watching three bandits come walking his way raccoo raccoo raccoo I thought you were talking about three bandits and every once in a while they'll stop and go

stand up on their high legs and go and here they come again here they come again they actually climb the tree he's in that he tied his ladder to from the fabries they're trying to

no fabric They're on the last rung of the ladder, and then they stand up and go, and they're looking at him. Oh, what do you do if they get to your boot? Hey, kick them. You do, no, you do like I do. That's why I wear a 22 pistol on my. Blow him off the last wrong of the ladder for us. And on that note.

Yes, we need a break. Hey, we need a break. After this, more random. We need a break because if we were on the Oregon Trail, we just got off and got dysentery or something. So we'll be back. right after this. All right, well, we're back. All right, we're back, boys.

And, uh, that got weird in the break, just so everybody's aware. We got so off track that I don't even know. Do we go back to movies? Do we try to get back on track or do we just follow this trail to where it goes? I like hunting tips, like, bizarre hunting tips. I do have a hunting tip for y'all. Okay. So, do you hunt?

Yeah, I hunt. Just ask a question. No, no, I'm pretty good. He hunts at it. Okay. I hunt at it. But I was fishing with two of my friends, and it wasn't size. It's a hunting tip.

And it wasn't stanching. Hunting and fishing. Hunting and fishing. Okay. Yeah. Every good hunting tip starts with. So, me and my buddies were fishing. Yeah, we were fishing.

And don't ever fish with three people in a small boat, because when he threw his lure, it hooked underneath my eyelid. And we had to. So he got a big one. He got a big one. But he didn't hit the eye ball. He just hit the eyelid. Oh, okay.

And I thought, but I thought he had, though, like my eye was gone. But, yeah, be careful hunting fishing out of a boat that's small with three people. Like us four would need a big boat to fish out of. That's your, that's your pro. Uh-oh. Cut him. Cut him, Zai. Cut him for something.

You got that one. Okay. Yeah. That's a true story. It's Tom and Topper over here, okay? Tommy. Timeout. Why are you wielding a blade right now? Yeah, so for our listeners.

It comes with a story that I'm fixing the tail. Oh, so we got a knife. Is that the knife you lost? For two years in your truck? I was just going to look at it and tell people about it. Just raise a sharp. Hey, y'all become blood brothers right here. All I got to do is Nicky.

Nope. But anyway, field is fishing with Jimmy McGuire. Oh, Jimmy Mack. Oh, Mr. and Ms. McGuire's boy. Hey, in high school, right? I know this story. No, no, look. This was good here.

He's got a devil horse on his deal, top water, okay? And he goes like this back. he hooks McGuire, I think, right here. On the hand. Yeah. I mean, hey, the barb has gone through, okay. So an intelligent person, okay, would take a pair of wire, a pair, not pie.

A pair. Take that power and do something with it. A pair. You would take a pair of wire cutters, okay, and where the hook is through past the bar, you would go behind it and cut it and then just slide it out. A normal person. Yeah, now look.

Something very similar to them, right? Throw that over here for a minute. Throw it at JD. Catch him in the beard. No, no, because I need to... I know. To make this look right. Hook, hook John David so you can show us the story.

You ready? Yes. It's in a package. Hook him and show us. The package was going to open. Put your hand down flat, J.D. Going to open. Sight can't even open.

That's a good point. It wasn't going to open. That's a good clamshell. You got to spend some money on a package. Thank you. Here, let me have your hands. Get back in your mic. Look.

There you go. Sorry. I wasn't bad at your job. You probably can't see the bar, but anyway, his skin is hooked here. It's right here. So Phil takes a pocket knife just like it's right here, razor sharp, and he grabbed the bait and pulls it up. Well, the skin is like this.

And then he takes the pocket knife and just, just, phew. On the skin? how did he say it this is my favorite part of it he said he said i know i said it because i've heard this story on him he said jimmy now look here i can get that out for you he said can you say yeah here's all you do he said you pull it real tight you make like a mountain right yeah see it looks like he says it looks like a mountain right yeah yeah so he's getting him distracted by talking to him then all of a sudden phil says and then he cut off the top of the mountain and then he just hits that piece of skin it's gone he's got skin on his hook and he's bleeding it feels like oh yeah just

rub a little dirt on it'd be all right 100 percent true story. That's true. So I don't put that back in there. Okay. Sorry. Hey, look. The only thing, look, Jimmy McGuire is literally

bleeding to death. Because look, he cut a piece of skin the size of a nickel. Yeah, he cut a plug off of it. He cut the top of that mountain off. Yeah.

So, hey, when you're fishing was Robinson, was Phil Robertson, if you ever get hooked, don't let him touch you. terrible that's terrible oh my goodness but look that's that is yeah I mean

I got another hunting story there's a lot of there's a lot so if we're doing tips and tricks there's a lot of videos also on YouTube just get you some braided line and pull the hook out you don't have to cut the top of the mountain off I highly recommend that method that's one way

to do this this is one of them things do not do this at home this one this tip that tip that tip right there falls under the category of that tip is a don't do instead of a dude. You don't want to do this. Our other ones were do's.

That one's a don't do. Hey, not only have we fell off the train track, it was going over a trestle, and we fell in the river. Well, okay. Now we're in the river, boys. And now we're treading water, boys. We are treading water.

Why are we treading? Let's go ahead and take our next break. That sounds like a winner to me. He got on. Hey, quit shaking that. I thought she was going to pistol-whoop John David for us. Me and Martin didn't pay you.

I need to do that. I'm going to save it for the last. We paid you last time to do it and you didn't do it. No, we're going to do that the last episode of the podcast. Like the next one? No, I'm going to pull a Marshall Dillon and I'm on pistol whip. You already got him scared. Ah.

Johnny D. Look, here's the deal. I know this, this, it's been a kind of a tumultuous sports week for you. Your hero hung up as spikes, man. I see you're still wearing that. you're wearing that Saints jersey or sweatshirt. Are you in mourning? Like is that, is that what we're at?

You used the word there. Give me the definition of it. Pronounce it again and give me the definition. Morning to be depressed. Hero? You said a tea. Tumultuous. Tumultuous. Yeah.

Tumultuous. That would be an accurate word to describe yesterday's weather. Yeah. Sigh, you need to start using that word. Tumultuous. Oh, it's, I can't wait. I thought he was making. some kind of lemonade, squeezing lemons or something tumultuous.

Yeah. Mm, this is tumultuous, boy. Well, how do you feel about, how do you feel about Drew retiring? Mr. Drew Breeze? What, how do you feel about that? Mr. I'm curious. This is, thank you, Cy.

I know. Size giving John David a hug. This is traumatic. I know you need a hug. Thank you. You're welcome. No, Drew Breeze is a man. He provided us in Louisiana a lot of good times.

And, well, no, that's no championship. Super Bowl is what they call it. And the Super Bowl. Oh, hey. True. Now, that entertainment center, he built up the road. Hey, Drew, can you send me a gift card or something? Because good night, that thing's expensive.

Yeah. But, no, Drew Breeze was a man for 15 years. Yeah. I was 15 when Drew Breeze signed on with the Saints or 16. So what I... Yeah, I'm sad. It's the end of a great era. If anyone ever talks bad about Drew Breeze,

I will punch you square in the night. No, Drew's awesome. See, watch out. You rubbing off on him, Sa-oh. Yeah, no. I'll start pistol whipping people with Saif. Oh, Lord. He's going to learn how to pistol whip from Sy.

No, because Drew Breeze, he's more than like a quarterback. He's done so much for our state and just everything him and his wife do. He's just a great person. He seems to be a pretty good person. Is he going to move here? To Westman Row? Yeah. Why?

He's been a high. I thought he's moving to San Diego. He got a pretty good. house here? No. That's what I thought. Sine those things that y'all don't know. Well, no, no.

I thought he really did have a house up here in West Monroe. I mean, he built a big, what? What, a vacation home? Tumultuous place. He's got a rest of a lot. A tumultuous place over there, okay? He has no idea what that way. That's fantastic.

Well, I told you, that's why I asked you all to go. What did you say we were? He's going to wear it out. I told you it's an accurate description of yesterday's weather. Si going to get his tumultuous. What does that got to do with Drew Brees? Tell him, sign. I have no idea where we're going with that.

He just had a rough week. Drew Breed's retiring. When you are a safe. Yeah, but if it had to do with weather, what did Drew Breed's retiring got to do with weather? It's tumultuous. Is he a cause of it? I'm just trying to.

I don't know. Hey, don't use that stupid word. Bunch of idiot. It seems that size of this. I'm going to have to. Hey, but here's the thing. I wish you well, Mr. Drew Breese. Okay.

Because you did entertain us on the football field. I bet Kay's heartbroken. Me and Ms. Kay or two of the highest people. I had to check on her about that. She's probably heartbroken. We need to call Kay. That's right. She's okay.

Because Kay is the second biggest Saints fan I know behind John David. Me and Ms. Kay, we talked football all the time. She had one of those. J.D. That's rough. Size is been rough today. What did y'all feed him? Did that roast beef sandwich do this?

No, no. He didn't eat rice. You don't understand. I'm going to them. Second childhood. You're starting over? I'm figuring to punch you in the mouth. They can't get it.

Now they can't get anything. I'm trying to help you because, first off, Drew Brees, thank you, we love you. That's it. We hope you the best of love for your retirement. Good retirement. And keep doing all the good work you're doing

with all that money you make from football and that restaurant. Restaurant. Arcade. You got me on that one, Drew. I was there and I literally looked at my life. We do wish you well. I said, Drew Brees made enough money off me in my life.

I'm out of this arcade. But I do, I want to know one thing, though. Don't. Who is the next quarterback of the New Orleans Saints? Who's your guy? Like, where do you want to see this thing? I'm just curious. What are the choices?

The world's your oyster. But there's really only a couple. There's two choices. I'm going to say I want Taysam Hill to be the quarterback for New Orleans Saints. Taysam Hill is the greatest football player on Earth. Yeah. He's great. No, he's the good.

I don't know if you want to trap him in. And who did he play for now? He plays for the Saints. He's the greatest football player on Earth. Okay. Left tackle, fullback, tight-in, quarterback. He played at all. Wide receiver, special team, special teams, kicker, punter, linebacker.

Tom Brady can't do that. Drop kick. Tom Brady cannot do that. He can play quarterback, but he can't play defensive end. He can win Super Bowl. Hey, y'all lock it up. All right. Way to go, Drew.

All right, here you go. We got one. All right, good job, Drew, Breeze. But, hey, here's a deal. I looked up the definition of tumultuous. Oh, here we go. I'll give it to me. Slowly now.

Making a loud, confused noise, uproarious, excited, confused, or disorderly. There you go. The exact description of yesterday's weather. That's in. Or Cy's childhood. Oh, that's traumatization. His first childhood or his second childhood? His second's starting a lot better than his first, I think.

that's the first time he's been somebody look at that look that's the icy stair we've heard tell about the icy stair I've had goats fall over just dead and shake shake and die hey sigh please tell Martin I know we're going in a different direction

but please tell Martin about you and your buddy going and looking at the helicopters involved and when you're in Vietnam saying let's do something different oh no no we wasn't looking at helicopters because you got your Vietnam hat on and that's made me think of it It's like we've discussed since before.

We were about half drunk. Oh, I didn't know that. Here we go. That's tumultuous. And we had got bored, okay, and we was going to volunteer to be a chopper door gunner. And the life expectancy. Oh, yeah, we know this one. Yeah.

The life expectancy was 72 hours. They didn't heard this. So we were repeating ourselves there, fans. Can't help it. All it took us 18 weeks. The hand gave the way. Before size started running back. nom stories.

We do get a lot of requests for non-knoback flashback. But yeah, you said, you're going to do it because you were half drunk. You were going to go. But Martin brought that up. What's his half-drunk? You ain't never. And I said, well, okay. Okay, the honesty is we was polluted.

Yeah, we're drunk. Okay, we were drunk. I've been a lot of, I've had a colorful past too. I've been a lot of things in my life. I've never been half drunk. I'm either sober. I'm drunk. There's one thing that there ain't no halfway point on.

This is not like a gas tank that you look at a meter and say, yeah, I'm half drunk right now. No, there's no gray area. You're either sober or plowed. I mean, that's where you're at. Plowed. That's tumultuous. I like that. I'll have to use that from now.

Half plowed. Once when I was plowed, back in my tumultuous years. Once when I was hooked to the mule, and I was plowed. Guaranteed. Look to the mule. Guaranteed. Daddy, what has the fans been up to?

The fans? We're going to get there in just a minute. Oh, are we? Yeah, we're going to get there. I'm rushing things. Sorry about that. He's ready to go home. Yeah, he's, it would be all right.

So I got a poker game waiting on him. I will say that, you know, I looked through a lot of the comments last week on our fan show since it was the Tuesday when I read through a lot of it. And I'm actually stunned at how. many people didn't know I was bald on top I didn't wear a hat because I mean I really don't care but look for spoiler alert I'm 35 now I've been bawding since I was 20 so I mean like this this ain't new I just didn't wear a hat so you got more than Martin you ain't by yourself side youngster so hammer you're 72 yeah like you're you're double me well I know so everything's going south in this body

Yeah. Now, 100% the first time. The teeth are starting to fall out or being pulled. My teeth fall out all the time. I still got all them. I still got all them. Man, when your chopper starts falling out. But my hair has had quid in it since I was 20.

The first time I met Martin. That's hereditary. I thought you were. Your dad was like that, wasn't it? My dad, my grandparents. I'm surrounded by ball. Okay. My ballness.

Yeah. I'll be good. Well, hey, here's the deal. Baudness is cool. I agree. No, no, I'm serious. And look, hey, here's the deal. Sa, you being tumultuous.

No, no, no, no. All people, okay, only a selected few look good with ball head. Telly Savalas. Do you all know who that is? Yep. Hey, the man. Telly Savalas, the man. Look, John David don't know who Telly Savalus is.

100% I do. That was the last cool ball-headed guy. Oh, the secret. I forgot one. Hey. Oh, I got on that. What about that?

All right, John. Tell us Savalus uses the word cool a lot. Yep. Yeah. Telly Savalus. And he had a little sucker. But you're right, though.

Baldness is cool. No, no. But I legitimately thought you were 15 years older than me when we first match. Oh, I get that all the time. I thought you were like, well, he's age. That's an IQ deal. And then I found out, about three years older than me. Yeah, I get that.

I had an E-6. It was in charge of me, okay? Every time I was seeing that man, you know, one woman wasn't enough. okay and as fine as she was he always had one on each arm you reckon that's because he's bald was that big oaf baldness is in boy no hey no big oaf could have stacked no big oaf could have stacked about seven of them on top of him as way siretales as big as he was no no look you gotta understand something

you know this guy is 450 pounds 6 6 and his head you ain't big-headed okay because i could take a bat and his smoky the bear hat. Oh, man. I love it. I had to respect the guy, though. Okay, because on Fort Bend in Georgia, you run everywhere you go. No walking.

And so did Big O. And so did Big O, boys. Big O. We're back on Big O'clock. See you. I love it. Case y'all didn't listen last way. Back on Big O.

Big O. Hey, there's enough, you know. I want you to keep expounding on how baldness is cool, though, because that makes me feel about it. Well, no, no, it is. Okay. And I'm, I'm. Howie Mandel. No,

Howie Mandel. Howie Mandel. Howie Mandel. Please don't use Howie Mandel in the defense of my baldness. I'm trying to, please. The discussion is, all right, is bald and it's cool? I'm throwing some names out there. Here's no.

But he's the guy, he was on dancing? Dancing. No, what's that new new one where they dance and they got masks on? Mass. A tumultuous dancer? No, mass dancer. The mass dancer. The mass dancer.

I don't watch that. You watch them. Mass dancer. He's got basic cable plus seven channels. He's only got like eight channels. You only had TV. Y'all got to tell him who he is. He won the mass dancer.

I have no idea. I don't watch that. Was he bald? And also he was replaced Bob Barker on Price is right. Drew Carey. Yeah. He's not bald. He is bald.

He's got a flat top. He's got a flat top. He's bald. He's bald. Side, that's because your TV's so fuzzy. He looks bald. Hey. Look, hey, he's not bald.

I'm showing you a picture right now. I don't think he is. 100% not bald. Not the white guy. This guy on the bum up is black. Wayne Brady, thank you. Wayne Brady. Well, that's not.

Ballheaded. That's not price is right. Yeah, he does it. Sa, let's make a deal. It's let's make a deal. Let's make a deal, say. That's the same thing. It's the same thing.

And you're one of seven people that have time every day to watch. Let's make a deal. Hey, don't know. 30. Hey, we're talking about who's cool. Ball. Wayne Brady. Wayne Brady's hilarious.

And he's good looking. And he's not bald. But you know who else is cool? I guess he's bald. You know who else? He's bald now. Time out. You know who else is cool and bald?

Who? Scott Van Pelt. He's pretty awesome. He's all right. Don't know him. You don't know. You don't know SVP? I like Scott.

I may know. I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan of Van Pelt. Got to hang out with him back during the dynasty. He's super cool fellow. You keep thinking that size's got unlimited resources for cable channels. No, that's John David thinking of that. I know what he's got on TV.

He's got like eight channels. He called me up. Hey, you're getting the national championship over your place? Oh, no, no, no. Hey, look. Come get me. I keep telling you all that redhead, I'm married to his main. Yeah.

She slashed my TV just down to nothing. I'm backing you up on that. As loud as you listen to Daryl's garage, I would too. Well, hey. Golly. You know, that surprises me. Don't think bad about Daryl. He loves not talking about Daryl.

I love haul and oats. Everybody loves Hull and Oaks. Does everybody know about the Hall and Oats hotline? Do you all know about that, John David? Can you call it? I know it at Daryl's house. So listen to this. So there's a number here.

I'm going to give it out. 719-26-Oaks. 28-37. Hall and Oats Hotline. So you call it and it's like, you have reached the Hall-and-Oats Hotline. hotline to hear one-on-one press one to hear and then you got four-songs why is the british is darrell breitt i don't know do you want to hear it sire let me put i'm gonna play now now i don't

want to hear it i'm gonna do it i don't want to hear it i said i know that's why i'm doing it welcome to colon notes your emergency hall and oats help line listen to hear one-on-one please press one to hear rich girl i said i didn't want to hear it oh i want to listen to rich girl I was going to play it, but Si was going to shoot me. I was going to shoot him. But you do like Darrell Hall. I do. They're bad at the bone.

So I sing your favorite Darrell Hall song for us. I can't. Okay. We've done lost it. We've done lost it. So I pulled a gun. We've done lost it totally. I want to take a break, but I feel like the last four minutes we've been on break, so I'm not real sure.

Oh, what side's out of bullets? I'm glad he don't. Hey, with the mood I'm in right? right now and these lights he's sick of these lights johnny d i'm seeing spots take us the break please johnny d please johnny d't give us an email let's let's get back on track here give us an email are we taking a break first yeah we might as well i just figured i figured we were going to call a part of that so we could put the break in there i apologize folks we're taking a break yeah heavily edited section whatever you're watching right now was

chopped up moved around i moved around it got weird I give up. All right. Last and final break for today, we'll come back and we'll talk about some emails, and we're going to close with our Bible verse and our editing crew who's listening to this right now. Be sure not cut it off this week. I've got their work cut out for them. For all of you that raised that concern, that was actually a glitch with YouTube.

We would never cut off a verse mid-stroke. So there you go. I need a real break. And there are no bullets in the gun. Or midstream. All right, here we go. We are back with the fan section of the, week. Johnny D. What is in our

hello, H-E-L-O at duck callroom.com inbox? Oh, we got some inbox. Okay. Is it full? Oh, it's full. Burstein. It's over for the way. Well, so last week, we, I think it was a Tuesday episode, we asked who would play Uncle Si in a movie?

It's hard to be interesting. Do you have any? Robert Redford? Do you have any living? Robert Redford? Oh, living. That would play Uncle Sy? That would take a lot of makeup. And I came up with the guy from back to the future. I can't remember his name ever.

He played in taxi with the crazy hair. Oh, no. He played in taxi. Dr. Brown. No, what's his real name? Christopher Lloyd. Yep, Christopher Lloyd. We got a couple people that agree with that.

That's a good choice. We got a couple Johnny Depp's. Oh, Johnny Depp could pull it off. He's a good actor, but I guess makeup can make it with him. We got a couple I like Christopher Lloyd I still like I still got a whole list

Oh I live Gary Busey Oh crazy Gary Yeah The now Gary Well in that case Let me throw Charlie Sheen Into the mix too

The picture The picture of the one y'all just said Don't come up I know Charlie Sheen You don't know who Gary Bucy is No show him the arrest picture Who's Bucy? The arrest picture of Gary Buccy

Buccy Mugshot Who's the guy off of 48 hours? That's Gary Buccy You don't think Gary Bucy is Busey could play you. Oh, he could put it off. Okay, John David.

That's just Google image search. Gary Busey could put it off, boy. John David. He ain't going to need him. Who played in 48 hours with Eddie Murphy? What was the guy's name, the white guy? No, Eddie Murphy's out. Yeah, but the donkey is.

Nick Nolty. Nick Nolty. Yeah, look at his arrest picture. How do you, what are you, are you on some, like, website where you look at celebrity mugshots? I got it right here. Yes, it's called TMZ. Oh, yeah.

That dude could play you, Si. No, he can play me. So we also have Steve Buseeemie. He could do it. And my personal favorite, Gandalf from Lord of the Rings. Somebody, like, we got two or three of that. Pick up that stick and slam it down and say thou shalt not pass. A couple people sent in Gandalf, including Chris from Florida.

He said, Uncle Cy, Gandalf, Lord of the Rings. That's all he said in the email. What does he look like? What does Gandoff look like? Hold on. We're having to do a lot of Google searching today. Y'all are saying names and in the hate. The picture ain't coming.

Oh, he could put it off. I was thinking. I just typed in Gandoff. He's got the beard, okay? What about Granny Hawkins had a little beard? Granny Hawkins. Oh, Lord. She don't like Jayhawkers.

Oh, Lord. And then last week, we also had a very extensive discussion on Is I? a hot dog a sandwich. Philip, do you want to chime in on that? I would say no. You would say no. Martin's the only one hanging with yes. But I read a bunch of comments on that one too.

And everybody now is saying is a hot dog is a taco. That is the email I got. You got three notes. Have you ever thought it being a... You got three nose, so you're not going to Hollywood. But which one... When you say, I'm not going to go too far because we had like 10 minutes on this. You'll never daints in Hollywood.

Philip got it when I said three nodes and you're not going to Hollywood. Okay, anyway, back on two knuck. They ain't left him. Back on hot dogs and tacos. How do you know which one came first, the hot dog or the taco? It's like the chicken and the egg deal. So, like, are, is a hot dog in fact a taco or is a taco in fact a hot dog? Well, we know chickens came first because God made the animals.

Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing. I understand. We're talking about the philosophical argument here. Anyway, I'm going with the hot dog. A hot dog's a taco from now on. Hot dog is a taco. My good friend Mason from old Jasper, Alabama, is a Slim Jim beef jerky? No.

Yes. It is a meat stick. No. That's a meat stick, definitely. Not beef jerky. It's a meat stick. It's not jerky. They are correct on it.

It's a meat stick, boys. Now, Slim Jim started making jerky, but the original is a stick. And it's delicious. I didn't say it wasn't good. Oh, it is delicious. I agree. Some of them ain't bad. I didn't say it wasn't good.

It's a meat stick. It's a meat stick. But yes. So we're just, that was that easy for y'all? It's not beef jerky? No. I really thought that one was going to. I would call Slim Jim sausage before I called it beef jerky.

Yeah, that's true. You would call it sausage? Ding ding, ding man, give that man a point. Yeah, I'm sure. I would. Shapes all wrong. Whatever. Beef jerky's flat.

Yeah. So. And tough. So here we go. Here's the last one. We've apparently become like the snack kings of the internet. Uh-oh. I agree with that.

The snack kings of the internet. We've had Reese's sent in. And it's all been stuff we've asked for. Well, my girl Katrina from North Dakota. Oh, she was fired. From the Dakota's boys. The northern one.

Yeah. She sent a box. Katrina was fired. Of North Dakota goodies. If you worked here more, Philip, you would have got some. Yeah, we done dough pop them dot spretzel. Oh, I didn't even get no. them?

No, there was only one bag. Oh, Sa'all got weeded out? You told it pitiful. Yeah. Well, there's some, I think there's some of one maybe bag or two left. But that original recipe is. Was it good? Oh, so good.

And there's a bottle of mist teas. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we got that for you. Mr. and Mrs. Tees. I just paid $1,100 for getting it wrong. That's true. So Katrina, thank you for sending the snacks. And if you want our opinion on Dots Pretzels, so good.

The original are fire. Very good. The Southwest, yeah, it's good. They're okay. The original is fire. It's good. That hot. No, they're just gray.

And there's some chocolates and stuff in there too. They're good. When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not. Jerry. Okay, watch. Okay, boys. On that note, on that note. This has been a week.

Philip, bring us home. I do have a Bible verse for us. This is coming from Hebrews 116. And without faith, it is impossible to please God because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him. That was an excellent first, sir. Thank you.

Yep. So do you need me to define earnestly? Are you good on that one? Oh, he's got that one. Thumbs up on that one, boys. All right, well, we're out. We hope that you guys do not have a tumultuous week. What?

What? They nailed it, Si. We'll see y'all Thursday on the duck call room. I got the last word this week.