Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Rocked the '90s Preppy Look & There’s Photo Proof!

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

Uncle Si’s preppy past is revealed by the wonder of the internet, and John-David can’t wait to share the photographic proof with the world. Martin feels the need to clarify an awkward but still true episode of “Duck Dynasty,” and Phillip shares the security footage of a hit and run that he was recently the victim of. Si and George H. W. Bush are both known for the same thing at a Houston hospital, and the boys debate the pros and cons of being the president of the United States. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I think we should probably start today. Welcome back to the duck call room. Welcome. I wishing somebody a happy birthday. It's your birthday, Philip. Hey, all right. Where's the fifth? Well, yeah.

Well, it's actually the sixth, but it was right at the end of the fifth, and so I kind of celebrate both days. How does that work? That makes me 106 years old. Can you explain how that operates? I think maybe part of it. of me came out right before midnight and then they got the rest of me out on the sixth and so the sixth is really when I celebrate. What does your birth certificate say? Philip McMillan, genius. Doesn't it have a time on it? Yeah, it's February 6th. What time were you born out?

He was like a airborne. Oh, really? He was like an airborne ranger. He'd come out feet first. No, I came out slow. It took me a minute to get out. There ain't no way that he had started it off. because the rest of you would have just followed. I can only say that. You can say that because you're the only one in here that has a bigger head. Well, me, you and Johnny D. can all arguably wear each other's hat. We tried on, we were comparing our head sizes to see who was the smartest.

Yeah. Size. I've heard of the three studios. But three heads, that's a new one. Hey, I'm telling you right now. We're all seven and three quarters and up. Yeah. Difference is me and Philip ain't got no hair to cushion our size.

You got a lot of hair around the head. They got more combined hair on their head than we do. Yeah. So remember I was telling y'all the story about the group that I took out to size that the... The people followed you? Yeah, but it was the lieutenant governor that wanted his granddaughter. But you had to lose the other crew? Yeah, and I did the little...

They don't... We have no idea who it was. We never saw them again. That's right. So... If you were with the other crew, please email me. I'm sorry that I gave the slip. It was unintentional.

But I mean, it was intentional, but I didn't... I hated to have to do it. Well, lucky for you, you're in a town where a white camouflage truck, you're not the only one. That's true. It could be anybody. So I called down and I said, hey, is there any way y'all can get us any crawfish? Because you cannot get crawfish in Louisiana right now. You just called the lieutenant governor for food?

Well, hey, he said if you're a big time. It's his birthday. If you ever need anything, let me know. I need some crawfish. I'm hungry. Who's at what, 13, 50 a pound? They're expensive. So my son Blake went down and picked up crawfish yesterday morning at 4 a.m. down in Lafayette.

Fresh crawfish. Fresh crawfish brought them back. We cooked them yesterday. Was it good? Awesome. Wait, so this worked? It was delicious. Yeah, they were like, oh, yeah, we'll help you out.

What's your name? Bingo, what's his name-o? There's restaurants literally having to like shut down right now because they can't get any crawfish. Phillips like, I know a guy. I know a guy. I know a guy. I got a question for you. When you took them to Size's house,

did any of them hit their head on that stupid wooden shotgun? He's got hanging across the front door. No, because I smoked mine the other day when I stopped and saw it. Did you hit your head? Oh, I can, yeah.

Oh, yeah, no, I'm safe. My house, you know, my maid. Yeah. She hung that thing out there.

And, hey, I went somewhere. I think it was up here for the podcast. Come home. Don't walk. Don't come in the house on the right side of the steps. Amen,

buddy. Come in the left. Because Bart and I heard hard. He wrote. the bow wing and i can't help livid because he come in rubbing his head and he said yeah that gun's for real i said hey that's a that thing knocked a knot on my head he said i just knocked a knot on my head i said hey don't feel like the long ranger i said the first day i hung it i just boom why are we hanging actually huh it's a it's a decoration it's a decoration because if you read it says i don't dial

911 yeah oh it's a warning and then there's a gun hanging up let me tell you it may be it's a It may be a decoration, but that stock's made a real wood, buddy. At eye level. Oh, no. Well, it's one of those optical illusions. So you think it's over the step that you're on, but it's really like up on his port. Yeah.

See, I thought I was under it. Like, I'm like, I'm good. So I'm just going full forward towards a door. No answer. Crossed my eyes the other day when I stopped there. I think it was, it was whim. I was looking at talking about what in the world happening? Oh, yeah.

I had to take a step back. I kind of stumbled backwards, and Christine met me at the door. She had enough time to get up and get to the door before I could even go knock on it because they heard the calamity. Oh, yeah. Like, that ain't even a go. That's probably on a video. He comes here, rode it.

Of course, it's on one day I don't wear a hat. I ain't got nothing on my bald head. And it bopped. And I said, Lord, have mercy. So when I left, I left out the barrel in. The barrel's a lot higher than the box. I got to get her to redo that. It's got to be a little higher.

raise it up when you were out there did you notice how close sigh parks right up to the to the door i mean he parks as close as you can on that concrete well you cannot get in without squeezing by his truck well oh yeah i folded his mirror in when i went by it no no my wife responsible for that because i you know i kept driving up okay in my truck well it's rained a lot and look i i had about a knee-deep mud hole front of the door. And she said, hey, I've called the concrete people, and they're fixed to put in some concrete. And I said, wait a behold, concrete is expensive.

She said, hey, I don't tell you for two months. Quit driving up to the steps. And I said, look, I, no. I said, order the concrete. My favorite part is, I love, Cy. Well, what happened? Him and Christine Park on opposite sides of the house. like he parks on this side she parks on the other side

y'all got your own doors yeah they got their own doors it's fantastic I love it well that's my you know Christine Liz drives Christine there where you go yeah well look I come in they come in the back door they're fantastic man I got so tickled I mean there's just a lot of thing

I laughed and I laugh it's like I've got my TV in the living room she's got her TV TV in her room. Yeah. That's good. That's a family thing because I remember what her uncle. Yeah.

Her uncle's wife. They're the same way. He lived in the basement. She lived upstairs. I'm serious. Well, not everybody can watch as much grit as you, so I would have my own TV too. Oh, it was Blair when I got there the other day, too. Oh, black and white.

Did you like that? He put the cardboard up to keep the sun out so he can see the TV. Wait. Wait, what? You'd be sitting in your reclining and just go blind. The sun's coming out. They rearranged their living room since the last time I was there. The TV used to be on this wall, and the sun would hit you from the side.

Well, Saida, I moved everything. And now he's looking straight at the setting sun. But no, I didn't move everything. Oh, my wife moved to everything. That is a female attribute. Why? Brittany does that all time, too. Just constantly rearranging.

change of house. Allison will go, what if we put the TV over the, and I'm like, whoa, TV's where it's at. Yeah, I finally fixed that.

I just hung it from the wall. I said, you're going to make this work. At least they're communicating, you all. considers like, what if we make the couch look that way? And I'm like,

what? We would be backwards. Yeah. Yeah. I walk in something's missing. I'm like, what was here in this? A coffee table gone.

No, no. We don't have to have. That's like down at Phil's house. He's got his reclass. He's got his reclassed. in a corner. Hold on.

Nothing has left Phil's house in the last 20 years. Oh, no, no, nothing gets rearranged down there. Oh, no. Not alive anyway.

Yeah, look, I'm, there are deer trails bigger in the woods than you got to walk from Phil's kitchen to his living room. Hold on. Hey, got so much junk in there.

Let a minute. As skinny as I am, I got, I got to turn sideways and slide through some places. Yep. I'm serious. Yeah. Yeah.

I had to get, I had to go down to Phil's before I went to size. So I went down to field. first to get him sign some stuff and I had to sit there for five minutes cleaning off a spot on the table for him to sign some oh that's good stuff well no no because my wife's always talking about hey I said I'll sit down and I was hey babe where's my uh you know whatever and she said I had touched it so I have trained her hey don't mess with my area I'm okay because I don't want to be at to look for nothing yeah you ain't got toddlers in your house no because that's like right

I used to have an area in my mind. Hey, Liz, wash his clothes. I've lost two shirts and I ain't found them yet. I lost his shirt, boys. And one of them belongs to stone. Oh. Because we put duck hunting. It was real, real cold, and I was cold.

So he gave me his jacket. So the main thing that I've noticed that Sigh lost is a big picture that I took of him in the monster truck jumping over those cars. That doesn't belong in the living room, though. Yes, it does. Because I'm always telling the story. But she hid it. I'm talking about you.

couldn't find it and i said sire is it he was like philip go looking for it nope i couldn't find it i said hey look fans come to the house and i said and i always have to tell him hey you know driving a monster truck it's a good story and every time i say hey where's my picture at babe

but she should put it somewhere and can't find it i love the fact that sigh just randomly has fans at his house i mean no no that's that's why hey that's that's awesome no that's why when when he come by one day and there was like 20 cars in my yard

and he said hey get you a fence built I think we know this one yeah no no he said I'll pay for it all right look springtime is here it's warming up you know what that means that means more outside cooking and y'all know we love to eat beef around here

and that's what because of our friends over at try tells beef makes such a good product ain't it good it's so good our friend Sal Robertson would say buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day.

And you never really know where that beef comes from them. But with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door.

We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat, folks.

Yeah. Just go to Tribalienable. beef.com slash that's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. My wife has a collector. She had a lot of stuff that, you know, from her childhood. Like Vietnamese dog buried in your. Oh, you know, all this junk, you know, real nice stuff that some ladies had made, you know, and she added up. Oh. There he is. But anyway. That's not the picture I tried to. White. Why? Okay. She had a bunch of nice stuff on top. shelf.

Well, hey, he's three-quarters monkey. Okay, and next thing you hear it crashed. There it all went. Oh, yeah. That's your youngest grandson? Yeah. And I told him, he come in there one day, and he started up, and I said, no. You know?

I can't get past them glasses, man, when you said that to me, though. Hey, it looks like he wants to sell me something. These are the people who are. Who is that? Cy Stallone. Look at this. I was flipping through Facebook, and it was like ducked down. fantasy fan club.

That was one of the good looking at you. What is Christine thinking right now? No, Sye, it was tacos. You can tell he said something that made her mad. He's trying not to laugh.

And Sye's just smiling. No, he ain't said nothing. They just saw Sire's reflection. He just saw that sweater, big dog. Anyways, I found a picture on the internet of Sye. I'm going to say,

1998. That's a wild guess. That would probably be pretty close. And he's wearing an Argyle sweater with a collared shirt underneath it. He's got hair on top. Look at him. He's the ladies man. Just a little white patch in the beard.

And his beard's all one side. And look at that smile, will you? Look at that. Oh, a million-dollar smile. Whoa. Look at all those teeth. Look at them glasses. That's one I had teeth before everything started falling out.

For only 1995 a month, you know, You can smile like this. My favorite part is back out, though. Christine says I'm from the 90s and you ought to know it, big dog. And I ain't changing. Like, wow. Wow. She never did take a good photo.

Oh, I wouldn't even talking about that. But hey, go ahead. I know that I'm serious. You won't smile. We're going to have to get another song made. Hello? We're going to have to hollow back a songfetch after that little comment. Steve wants to talk to you, son.

Who does? She said she needs another blank check. He says she ain't ever took a good photo. She won't smile. I'm glad she don't listen to this. Well, she don't like, I'm serious. She don't like take pictures. We're not topping that.

That's why, you know, most people in the military, if you go their house, you know, they got pictures in uniforms and all this stuff. I ain't everywhere. I call it, you know, oh, they call it. You know, my love myself room. well hey i don't take photos that's why i don't know i love myself oh duck dynast me i want to love me

that told me said hey we need some old photos you your photographs of you in the military stuff didn't have any yeah there's just a couple and we got them up in the tour not a lot of cameras and nom yeah well back in not everything you had took a picture well i i would just think i said i think i sent i think i sent my mother

one picture one picture when i was in vietnam just let you know you's all right yeah just to say yeah here i'm okay did you have that goofy smile on your look no no i had no i had my shirt off okay well i've seen that picture remember i have my shirt off yeah it looks like your chest is suck in well hey well hey so skinny like no anyway i was like uh about the color of that picture frame back there yeah you dark too okay she was looking at me she said aren't they feeding you because I'm skinny. I said, Mama, I've always been skiing.

I said, yes, they're feeding me. Side of kind of guy, though, that he may still have that sweater. Do you have that? No. That was a Christmas gift from somebody. I know you don't have that shirt because I ain't seen you with nothing with a collar on in ages. No.

No. I don't wear a collar. That's like a tight. That sweater? That thing tight. That was my favorite. That was a warm. War was warm.

Oh, I know. Put that on a t-shirt and sell it. I bet it. You can make some money. It kind of, it kind of reminds you that, what's that, what's that one with the farmers? American got, American gothers. Farmers only. What's that called?

American gothic, you know, with the. Painting? Yeah. I mean, that's, that's kind of the vibe. God looks like, Scott. That looks like, Scott, Scott, he looked like he's been up for no good. Scott looks like he's up to. Yeah.

That makes, that makes three of y'all. there. Scott is the perfect blend of y'all though because i mean look christine no teeth sigh all teeth and and Scott got a smirk yeah you know Scott's he'd been up to something oh I ain't no doubt he worked a long he worked a long time on that hair but where was trace is she gone she missed church that day I'm jealous oh you know tell you that had to be like the church annual yeah no that's the that's definitely the church directory yeah yeah no I was thinking okay that was when he was at paint rock valley housecook You went and took high school pictures?

In Alabama? Yeah, in Alabama, it's a family event. No, no, because I had just retired and I had left Tracer. I had left Tracer in Europe to graduate. Because I didn't graduate from my high school. I had to move the last half of the year to South Louisiana. Okay. This is a bummer.

Yeah. And I just said, hey, she needs to stay here with all her friends and graduate. We had a lady that volunteered okay, she can stay with me, you know. Oh, that's why Scott got to look on his face. He's been an only child for a few months. Yeah. He went from having a sister to being an only child. They used to fight like Captain Dog.

You know. Ended up with a real nice fence though, Scott did. Man, that sweater is everything. It's got so many points and diamonds. shapes and that's just that's real nice. It's hard. If you're listening, it's hard to describe. Yeah.

It's like. It's sigh like you've never seen him before. And think about the most 90s family photo you can think of. Family ties. With a, with a blue backdrop. Yep. And guarantee you somewhere on that picture had the photographer's name in a lower corner.

Like, like, glamor shots, Olin Mills. What was the dude's name around here? I can't remember now. It started. It was like Merlin. or something. It reminds me of. It sounded like a wizard.

Shoot. We're moving on up. Yeah. George and Weezy. But this ain't the only picture. This ain't the only picture. This is probably one of five pictures that y'all took. You know, I want to see the other ones where you got your hand in a new year.

Oh. And they made you do that. Like I said, I didn't take many pictures. Oh, man. I love it. That dude that I'm thinking of, he also had a ponytail. You know who I'm talking about in town. Yeah.

It took all the pictures. pictures. I cannot think of it. Merlin, he has a wizard's name. I'm going to ask my mom. Yeah, let's try to find it. We'll find out in the next 30 minute. Yeah, let's take a break. We'll be back right after that. Speaking of crazy children. Yeah.

Mine didn't get a good fence, but something happened. So, which one? The oldest. Oh, Carter. Oh, C. If it's a Carter story, it's going to be a good story. So first off, this coming Wednesday in chapel, he's doing the closing prayer. at school. That sounds sweet. But if you know Carter, you're also a little nervous. Uh-oh. On the same day we get that. I immediately got nervous when you just said that for you and

Allison. Yeah, no. I did. No telling what he's going to say. And no telling who he's going to pray for at the end. That's where I'm going. Uh-oh. So our children's pastor, Pastor Ashley, super cool dude. He can do magic. Everybody loves him. Great guy. He sent us, they do a prayer request at church, right? For all the kids and they can fill it out. I'm just going to present it to you unedited. Carter O. 9 and 11 twelts. I like it. And his prayer request is, dear Lord, thanks for George W. Bush. Amen. What are we doing? How does he know who George W. is at 9 and 11 12th? Where do you go from here? What are we? So he's sitting in church.

All right, it's prayer request time. Everybody fill it out. Carter writes, his age is 9 and 1112s, and his prayer request is, Dear Lord, thanks for George Dub. How am I supposed to raise this? I love it. George, I laugh. Is his birthday of March?

Carter's? Yeah. Yeah, oh, for sure. So he has a better basic understanding of fractions than like 90% of America. Oh, 100%. That's fantastic. No, he is 9 and 1112th. It's on the nose.

And he knows, it turned February, and he said, oh, I'm 9 and 11th 12th now. Oh, praise God. I love that. But he's obsessed with the presidents, all of them. According to him, there's only been one terrible one. Uh-oh. Who? I'm not telling you.

Yeah, please. Oh, come on. Oh, he's current. Oh. Not a fan of that guy. In fact, if he was here, he'd go, trash. That's just his opinion, people. He's apparently up on his basic economics, though.

Oh, wow. Oh, we're not a political podcast. But he loves like every president. Like he's obsessed with it. Like, he can probably name them in order at 9 and 1112th. But apparently this day, he was just like that. So now Wednesday, he's going to say a prayer in front of all the elementary kids. And he might end it with something about Thomas Jefferson, old T.J.

Or Abraham Lincoln's his favorite. George W. Bush is new. I don't know where it came from, Martin. Anyways, that's been my life of today. George W., he's just like, oh, you know what? He did all right there for a minute. I wonder what he's got against dad. I wonder why he likes W so much.

Yeah, I don't know, he picked W. Yeah. It was that pitch in the Yankee Stadium. He was like, that was cool. He goes, I don't care what else you did. That was cool. Hey, hey, hey, you ain't going to fool me again. Hey.

Fool me once. Shame on you. Hey. Yeah. Can't fool me. He ain't going to fool me again. So you can tell Carter that George Sr. had a lung procedure done in Houston.

And the doctor was showing us a picture of, hey, this is a new procedure. We did this on George, on George Senior. And then Si had the procedure done. And so now it's George Bush with the doctor. And then Uncle Sy, side by side with the doctor. Oh, now that's tight. That's big job. That's like, yeah, you made it.

Yeah, that's tight. Whenever, yeah, you get compared to like, hey, not only did George Bush feel safe enough to do this, so did Cy Robertson. Like, I've never had Tommy John surgery nor have any reason to, but if I did, I'm going to Dr. Andrews just so I can make that Wall of Fame kind of maybe. Yeah. He's fixed everybody else. Why not? Like, he's the only guy you hear about on ESPN. Give him a try.

I mean, that's cool. Like, I sign me up. I'll go to Birmingham. That's cool, man. Anyway. No, that's. Go mail Birmingham. I'm going to report that.

Is somebody recording? We're going to get the recording of the prayer. That's all I need. And Carter, I mean, it might be very standard rig. There is also a chance, you know. I mean, there's a real chance. He could pray for Willie. That's a small chance.

A very large chance the people that sank on the Titanic might get prayed for. Rhinos. Rhinos are in, obviously. That will happen. But George W., that's out of left field for me. What if he had just put, Dear Lord, thank you for W. Doug.

Nobody's going to argue that. We'd all instantly know who he was talking about, which is the best part. Oh, I would. Well, he's got this book he reads, too, that has every president in it. And it doesn't have the bad parts of the presidents, right? So he thinks, which is good.

Like, I wish I was. Pretty short book in. How old is, Carter? Nine and 1112. 1112. Almost 10. He'll be 10 in March. He'll be 10 in March.

See what I said about a basic. basic understanding of fractions you see i know because he reminds me of my grandson connor uh oh is that good or bad uh huh uh huh yeah that makes sense it's one of look he he's the same thing he's always he's like my my daughter you know he's always got his nose reading books oh yeah you know he comes up and ask me and his your grandmother question is that you know we got a wolf we're going to write to do some research we'll get back to you dude oh man because he's he's the same way oh yeah once they'll come out and say something and it just blows your mind you go and how old are you yeah my nieces were like that i hope i i guess

my kids will probably have a little bit of that in them carter got one of them memories too like the other day goes hey dad remember your old car and i was like do you and he started talking about it and like the part of the seat that didn't work and I was like to get stop it the black taco yeah really he knows all about it he's mad at me because I'm trying to sell that truck I barely remember it save it for him yeah that's what I think that's what he wants he could probably figure out how long you need to save it for oh yeah yeah nine and eleven 12th yeah he's six and one 12th away from driving dad can't get rid of your truck yeah save that thing I'll be driving gator flame to school oh oh good they probably still won't have a hundred thousand miles on it by

Probably not. I don't think we want Carter on the roads, though. Not at this age. I can tell you, you're never safe. You're never safe on the roads and even off the roads. So y'all know I just got my truck in November. Did you wreck it? I sent you a video.

No. Yeah. He did send me a video. I sent your video. Nobody has seen this yet. Okay, I need you to zoom in. So there's a truck and trailer coming in onto our campus where I work, okay? Hold on.

See that truck to the left? Where's your truck? Is it right there? My truck's in the middle. Dead middle. Is this your truck right here by the pole? Yes. Way away from everything.

I'm in my office working. Uh-oh. Okay, here comes the first lady. She drives by. Oh, there's a truck. Okay, let me give her. Second lady. Oh, you know what?

I don't have time to wait. Boom! Oh, wow. Why would she? And she just kept driving like she didn't do it? She gone. The cops did get her. Bring her back in.

Look at that. She moved your whole truck that was in part. Yeah, it just sideways. So it smashed in the back and twisted everything. And so boom. Good grief. Was her name, Becky? It was, Becky.

Does she work at Duck Commander? No, ours runs through buildings. No, I'm just joking. But, yeah, that was weird. I'm sitting in my office. And she floored it to do that. Yeah, I mean, that's a hip. Whop.

She went from park to. crash. I mean, if I'm just being honest, that looks like she was pissed off at the way you were part. Maybe she called in and didn't like what she heard on the phone. I don't know. Wow. No, no, but. She's probably listening to our podcast. Yes, she's like, you know what? That's that McMill. I hate that, Philip McMillan. Boom. Duck Dynasty told me we don't like this guy. So a guy called me and was like, hey, man, you might want to come down here. Your truck's been wrecked. I was like, yeah, right. I got the keys in my pocket. He was like, no, it's, it's the cops are here.

I was like, huh? Holy cow. I walk out, I'm like, you're kidding me. So what did the guy in the truck do? Oh, he never, he never even told anybody. He just driving through campus.

Oh. You know, but, this whole time I was thinking it was the truck that was going to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Because Phil said, do you see that truck and trailer

coming out there? Yeah, they're actually just, you know, like the first car tries to avoid the truck and trailer and eases around it. And the other ladys...

Now on the left of the screen is a truck. Yeah, there's a truck and big trailer behind him. And so they're actually going, around that truck and trailer taking their time except the second lady there she was I mean she smashed by the way go I mean she like that would jar your team smashed it like I called 1 800 my attorney because I had the neck hurt because of it and emotionally damaged

Lord here come more spart 888 8 8 8 8 no no no get Gordon and get it done oh gosh you know too many of them local attorney commercials are fantastic no no I'm just going to tell you. Local chiropractor commercials are getting better. That dude getting obscure 2007 rappers. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Oh, we know the guy. He got Lil Flip.

Yeah. Who? Little Flip? Who? You don't know who Lil Flip is? No, but I know Mike Jones. No, Lil Flip. No, no, no, not anywhere near the size of singer of Mike Jones.

Who's a little flip? He sings this is the way we ball. If Sadie Robertson came in here right now, me and her could sing every word of that song. I'm not proud of that, people. But... First of all. But we could. This is the way we ball.

It's a good song. Not really. He's on a chiropractic commercial? So it's Little White. A little who? Little White. So Lil Flipp and Little White made a chiropractic commercial. And when I tell you, these guys have not been big news since 2006.

Is this what I'm going to be doing in 20 years? Doing chiropractic commercials? Yeah. Oh, for sure. Is that where me and Sire headed? Like, Cy already stepped out on a leg with a crematorium that I don't know that I'm comfortable with. but local chiropractor commercials golly boy what a man would a do for a dollar he said i've been going to i was like who is it his little flip where's he going i'm now i'm just interested

trachsler oh okay if you're in the little flip and you i mean decent music 20 years ago i got a chiropractor you're going to love unbelievable i'd just i'd really love a poll up right now on this podcast and know how many of our listeners know who little flip is i'm going to go and less than 3%. Less than 3. No, total. Total. I'll take the over.

I don't know, man. Little Flip wasn't popular. Did you know who Lil Flip was? No. But our listeners are eclectic. No, our listeners are you. The only way you know who Lil' Flip is, if you're from the H-town. That's the only way.

So Rucker. Rucker knows who the flip is 100%. Watch, I'll text him. Well, you text him, and let's take another break. We'll be back right now. We need a break. We're back. This has been the strangest episode.

We've covered Lil Flip. Unfortunately, it hasn't. Dubia, actually. W. This is just us. But Beth sent in a whole bunch of Facebook DMs. Yeah. So we're going to go through some of those.

Let's do it. I'm looking. We have one. What do you do? Oh, okay. He's looking too. All right, Jordan from Slidell. Because we've been talking a lot of Duck Dentistry lately.

Rehashing the old times. but Martin needs to explain the Duck Dynasty episode with his 1,000 pair of socks and 1,000 We do get a lot of emails about you and mustard Well, let me just All right Every single young man has mustard No, I'm just going to break a fourth wall here

Oh no Don't do it, Mark Hey, you heard it first right here Now tell us I love Sonic Corn Dogs Love them They're good

And I know that's going to come as a shock. Here come the Alabama fans that listen to us. LSU, corn dog eaters. I don't even really know what that means. But yes, I do like corn dogs and I like tigers. So deal with it. But they always give you like 57 packs of mustard per hot dog. And you just don't come away?

I cannot throw away something that's perfectly good. Philip McMillan. I can't now. Time out. Good point. Mine is in a package full of preservatives. I'm not flying back home with a hamburger. I'm not.

In a zip lock? No. You know they make canned hamburgers? Sorry, 100% of truth. They're canned hamburgers. There you go, Cy. Anyway, so that's where the mustard. As far as socks go, I still have a sock problem,

and Brittany will confirm that to the end of days. I like socks. And I cannot like. And I like only doing laundry once a week, but I'll go through multiple pairs of socks a day because my feet sweat. Like, that's, that's the deal with my feet are. are they sweat.

I mean, that's why I used to get cold during hunting season until I figured out where the thinnest pair of socks you can find. Like, I would always fall for the trap or wear the thick socks to keep your feet warm. Well, then my feet would sweat twice as bad. And then you get cold. Yeah, exactly. I'd freeze to death. So now I just wear the thinnest socks I have.

But again, those are perfectly good socks. And you can't, like, give socks to somebody that you've worn. So I just keep them. I don't, you know, I don't know. I do have hoarding tendencies. I'm not going to lie about that. But not of large goods. Like in Phel and Kay's house,

like we were talking about the other day. You don't have to turn sideways to get into my house. But I do have... You just might have a lot of mustard packets. Yeah, not so much anymore. Marriage changed that. I don't eat near as many sonic corn dogs. But if they do give them to me...

Well, you don't need to run out of mustard. Okay. I want him on that. I got, you know... Hey, and the beauty of mustard is it is a great egg wash if you don't have any eggs and you need to fry something real quick, you can use mustard as an egg wash on frying chicken, frying fish. If you fry it, you can use mustard for your binder, so to speak.

Because when me and my roommate in college, we lost one of our roommates, he was getting married or whatever, and we were like, we have an extra room. Should we try and see if anybody else would want to live with us? And we're like, what are some pros to living with us? And I opened the refrigerator, and I was like, well, we could put a Craigslist ad out that says, do you like mustard because it's all we have do you like condiments boy do we have a room for you mine and your refrigerators in college look very different

all we had was mustard yeah what did you hey well thank you though beer oh we we just finished all that yeah corn dogs are good amen boy I'll say I'm like bought on that praise Jesus oh yeah because I've got a big box of them in my freezer oh okay do you microwave them Yep.

Yeah, that sucks. I mean, they get you buying a pinch, I'm saying. But, like, that's why Sonic's corn dogs are so good because they're fried. Like, when you try to do a corn dog at home, like... This isn't going to shock you. I'm not a big corn dog guy. I like a mini corn dog, which is exactly the same. Without the stick.

Without the stick, but... Yeah. So, hold on. Back in the day when we were... What is it? I texted Rucker, I said, you know a little flip? Because I said only somebody from Houston. and Rucker's only response was not personally.

Not personal, yes. Okay, anyway. I was just going to say when we would go to events and Sye would, I mean, at the peak of the show, the biggest, largest events you can think of. And we were going to him and Sall would, you know, do his thing. And they'd invite him to go to these special places to eat. And I'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he was like, no, let's get him. on back philip you know and he would say stop by sonic and let me get either a corn dog or a b l t they got excellent b l t he did no he don't want the two hundred dollars steak and meal he's like take me to sonic boys well hey most people don't want good food is this is not a paid advertising it's not a paid advertisement it's just a happy accident that's what you wanted but i did have a ral 44 coffee roll on the way horn dog's good and i like a very good hot dog and you know what i love. What?

Tater tots. Oh, yeah. No, no. That's another. That's true. My grandmother turned 90. Happy birthday, grandmother. No way you're listening to this.

My dad made hamburgers and french fries and tater, the tater tots were gone so fast. I was fighting little kids for them. They were my kids. I was like, mm. And I love the little round hash brown. Grand-law. Like, I love them. Oh.

They're the best forms of potatoes. You can get. Tater tots. Tater tots rule. Another thing that is really good at Sonic. Uh-oh. It was a fried halalpinus. Oh, cheddar peppers.

Yeah. They are excellent. They're okay. The motseller sticks be sling. The problem is, though, when I get those, I'm generally like starving because I'm adding on to my order, and I can't wait, and I take a bite, and I get that molten lava of whatever's inside of it that just burns, gives you second-degree burns on your tongue. That's when you got to get that chocolate shake.

Right. Of course. Are we just going down Zonix menu? because the mozzarella sticks are a nice thing on there. Okay, they have good food. You know, the only place that can rival their mozzarella sticks? The D. You two know.

Captain. Captain. Captain. I saw him the night at Captain D. We know. We got your email. We read it on the last episode. The last podcast.

We got that. Philip from Westman Road. What were you doing awake at that hour talking? It was 1208. There's no telling. You were just like, you sit. Martin loves Captain D's. sent from Philip McMillan's cell.

That's food rules. God bless America. That must have been date night. Was it a Friday night? For me? For me? For me? No, for me, date night.

Oh, that's not for me? You know, what's the Captain D's on date night? Oh, yeah. When you've been married 35 years, you're going to find some places to go. It's a great little seafood place, but like, catfish charlies or it's, you know. Oh, that's a good one. I mean, I was just there to pick up Britney some hush puppies. That's all I got?

I saw, I was like, what's up, Martin? And I saw him eating the hush puppy on the way out. I mean, not that I do actually think that their hush puppies is one of the best things they have there. But Brittany has become addicted. It's like, you just go get her hush puppies? I said, are you pregnant again? He's like, this is an obsession. This is weird.

Time out. It's something, like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, because it's a weird, like. Yes, because they don't come one at a time in Martin's house. It's two of the time. Quit playing. So, hold on. so she'll just be like hey sweetheart on your way home yeah why you're not doing nothing this wasn't even on my way home this was after we put the boys down she said i really want some hush puppies and you went absolutely better man than good for you that woman takes care of them kids all day at our house yeah if she asked me at seven o'clock go good or something to eat i'm going the answer's yes dear and you went but it was just you smart to be so young just hush puppies yeah that's it yeah how many of a platter how many will fit in that thing i said i want a large thing a hush puppy. It's like six bucks.

Hey, good horse puppies are hard to find. And she loves them. No, no. Yeah. So, there you go. And she had Scots? The more you know. Scott's. Oh, no, cooked excellent hush puppies. Yeah. So does the warehouse. Oh, warehouses are fire.

Yeah. Warehouse got real. They're good. That's all I like it. I like a house. Good food. Yeah. Their fill in a million is. Oh, medium plus. Medium plus. Oh, hey, medium plus.

Well, look, I told you. We're going to go too fast. That boy. Hey, and that boy. knows the chef there knows what medium plus means. We just asked, Martin, do you like mustard? And we got a full expose on Sonic, America's favorite drive-in. And hush puppies. You're welcome, America.

Tune in to the number two leisure podcasts in the world. We'll be back after that. Hey, hurry up and get us done because I'm hungry now. Tell Carter to pray for us. Oh, yeah. I'm hungry. Speaking of that, I tell, would you want to be president? Huh?

I'm serious. Would you want to be president? Absolutely. young man named Sy just emailed in. What? Do you, where are we going there? What? I'd love to be president.

George W. You would love to be the president of these United States. I would want to work for the president. Who wouldn't want to in the cabinet? I mean, low key. Who wouldn't want to be arguably the most powerful person in the world? I wouldn't want to be. I wouldn't want it.

But I could work for you. Well, good for y'all, because I would love to be. I would work for you. I don't, I mean, you know what I'd love to do it? because that's a platform you can actually provide change from. Oh, we're about to get political in here. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm about to find out I'm a tea party, man.

Moral, not political change, moral change. You can at least try. You can try. That's what I'm saying. Like, you at least have a microphone at all times. Like, you have an open floor to have uncomfortable conversations with people. That's what I would enjoy about it. You know what I like doing?

Let me guess. Selling worms. Selling worms and selling cricket. I belong there. I've decided the other day. I'd love to have a guy beside me with an earpiece, too. That would be fun. Because you know what?

I'd be like mozzarella sticks. The Secret Service getting me ice cream would be cool. There you go. I would end up Taft. Like, there's, yeah. The world's biggest president. Because I'd just be like, we're about to exploit. Y'all really are on the president bag if you remember Mr. Taft.

Son, I know the president. president but not near as well as my son that runs in their family no Carter Carter's hey it could of course you from first all the way through plus it'd be cool to like really see like some of the stuff that can really happen that'd be cool no I think if you knew what the president knew you'd walk out like oh no this is sad yeah unless you got to find out about aliens I was I don't think I could ever like he's talking about oh I could area 51 I'd be like tell me what that is I quit. Yeah, I got lots of questions.

Yeah. I just don't want to answer for that one day. Like on Judgment Day, when God's like, what did you do for a living? I'm happy that I get to say, worm sales. I could go figure out if we actually landed on the moon. I'd never tell you the truth. That's because I know the truth. That's the part of scary like he just said.

You know? What are all the secrets? Oh, yeah. Where are all the skeletons? I'd be making that stuff and leaking it to y'all. Area 51. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be tight.

No. Sorry. I got another text with Tucker about jumping somebody that was friends with a little flip. That the American people would be shocked if they knew. The American people would be shocked if we knew like what you and your boys actually went through in Vietnam. And what Stone and those guys went through in Afghanistan, we're blessed to have not had to experience that. And if we saw what it was like to go to war firsthand, we don't. we'd all be pooping our pants.

Exactly. Yeah. So I'm just going to sell one. That's true. That's true. Yeah, I'm going to keep shooting duck. Hey, matter of fact, hey. But it would be cool.

What? The third? What? Me and Stone. Yeah. And eight other veterans. Yeah, how'd that go? Did y'all any of them?

Well, we had a very enjoyable time. Uh-oh. It was veterans together. But the duck hunting was bad. Well, I sat there. We killed a total of ten. Yeah, I sat there with my kids looking out the window at it, pouring down the rain,

saying, boy, I'm glad I ain't there. Yeah. Yeah, that was part of it, okay? It just, you know, it rained all day, but we had a good time, and we killed 10 ducks, which I've got eight of them. Okay. Get him. In my freezer.

Get him on. Okay. Oh, no, I got six in my fridge. And I'm going to get to eat some of that dressing tomorrow. Yes, you are, because I'm going to make up a big batch of ducking dressing. Wait, wait, wait, where are we meeting tomorrow? We're not. It's going to be delivered here.

Oh. That's right. I'm going to deliver tomorrow. What's going on tomorrow? Nothing. Just something. You never worked here. It's like half work, most play, and food.

And tomorrow they get ducking dressing. And people try to leave here all the time. It's wild. You left here. The other day, the podcast was an example of it. Jersey Joel brought in meatballs. I did see that. And they was excellent team.

Do you know Jersey? Jersey Joe. Yeah, I made him through Phil, you know, bodyguard and stuff. You should have a meatball sometime with Jersey Joe. Yeah, that's worth your, that's worth you inviting him to your house. And I look, it was duck meatballs. Doesn't sound it, no. Woodbuck meatball.

It was excellent. Sir, your face is correct, but it is, oh, it was primal. Yeah. Yeah, it was very good. Your mind's telling you no, but your tongue is, oh, yeah. Unbelievable. Stuff that happens here. I'm missing one that was specifically for Philip and his gout.

What? People are really concerned with you. People love you. Oh, I'm good. I'm doing really good. I'm healthy. Actually, I just had my yearly visit to my doctor.

He said, and I quote, you are as healthy as a horse. Everything's great. And I'm getting off the gout medicine because I'm walking and exercising and drinking lots of water. That's good. So look at me now.

And everybody in that fourth chair. Are you like me now? Gobwin doesn't lost a hundred pounds. I lost three. So far? That's good. I lost five, but then the weekend happened. What happened on the weekend?

What did you eat? Spaghetti and meatballs. Oh, wow. A pioneer woman. No, no, no. We don't go exotic at my house. We're very standard pork, chicken, cow type people. And you wait in line until everything's ready.

That's a suck cold. No, I help cook it so I can eat. Oh, that's your in-laws house. I'm a great, no, that's my house. Oh, I got you. Anyways. Yeah, in-laws. or ain't served until after a brief intermission.

It needs to be nice and cool before they want to eat it. Some would call it tepid. That's just part of the family, Si. You got to get in where you fit in. And Sa going to be eating that dressing tomorrow. As soon as it comes out that oven. I think he's going to wait. Oh, no, I'll hire me a big bowl of it.

Mm-hmm. You got one or are we done? I got kind of an interesting one that I don't know that we should read on air. Go ahead. All right. You're going to get a hit. He came in. Valdez is involved.

He needs a favor, and he has $200 for you, Martin. This old boy that's done, drove over here, emailed his resume, dropped off his seven kids, and trying to figure out how to move here. Yep. Baldez is coming. He's coming, Sao. Valdez is coming, boys. Yeah.

You know. So I don't need to read the email. I should probably. Yeah, I don't know. Give him an interview. Bring him in. John Gimber used to work here. Johnny.

He's cousin. And Gimber had a pretty good line about some things. Oh, boy. I want to hear it. I know it. I know it. He knows the line. I can't wait to hear it.

Sometimes no response is a response. Yeah. Might not be the one you want. It's just one of the options of responses. I'm not. Gember also had the, everybody thinks they have a million dollar idea. Some of them are $20 ideas. Some of them are $100 ideas.

Every once in a while, you find a million dollar idea. But, you know, now, I just, I mean, I thought that he would have figured it out. Because I don't want to be rude. But you do have it in you. What, being rude? Yeah. If you force me to be, I try my heart as not to be. No, I'm thinking about it like this, because you, you're a manager over a,

really, I mean, duck commander. And so the general manager, you got to make some hard decisions that people would not want to make. Yeah. I mean, I don't envy you for that. Yeah, I don't like that. Hey, but here's the thing. There's a lot of multiple options of answers to questions. Yeah.

No happens to be one. Yeah, we're just in the weird. And you don't want to hear it. Well, and we're in the weird spot where if we tell somebody no, because I have before, right? I've had to say no a lot. And then we get hit with it, well, that's not very Christian, that's not very this, it's not very that. And I'm like, well, that's not true. Just no is no.

Like, it's just, it's just no. And it may not be no, it may be not right now. I've kept your resume. I've got it in my file. I've got his resume now. I'm currently meeting it. Yeah. Smart guy.

He seems to be very smart. I just have lots of questions. But, you know, it worked for Jersey Joe. So, I mean, I guess, you know, if you feel, well, if you feel led. pack up, move down here. One of the kids may marry a Stone's kid, you know. I don't know. He got two more coming.

I don't even answer my phone until the seventh ring. I mean, I'm just saying. I need some devotion. Like, seven ring. Before we wrap up, though, I want to give a shout out real quick. Guy named J.B. from Indiana, had a great conversation with him next to the spinner baits the other day. He's an amazing guy.

Amazing story. What? It's an old time winder. No, it wasn't about, it wasn't about fishing. He's been through some stuff. And he said, you know what, I don't want to, you know, lay down in this sad state I'm in. I'm just going to start driving. Hey.

And really cool guy. Thanks for listening, J.B. And we're praying for you. I'm going to wrap it up with Psalms 25, 4 and 5. Show me your ways, oh, Lord. Teach me your paths. Guide me in your truth and teach me. For you are God, my Savior.

And my hope is in you all day long. Hey. There you go. The best part about you is you knew where your hope was. You just know that it's kind of sucks. right now here on this earth. But our hopes in the Lord all day long and one day we'll all be together in heaven.

We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck car. Whatever thing. See you, fellas.