Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Secretly Got the Snip!?

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

Love is in the air as Godwin and Martin’s wives give out the goods on both their marriage successes and the fights they’ve gotten into in the past. According to Godwin, Martin’s day of reckoning is upon him as his medical procedure draws closer. Brittany couldn’t be happier about it, but even Uncle Si’s own revelation can’t convince Godwin that it’s okay. The boys confess their favorite things about their wives, and Uncle Si remembers how he learned about romance from his parents’ relationship. Plus, Paula gives the REAL story behind all the body slamming talk! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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They're not, they're not. Black Panthers do exist. Okay, fine, yeah, yeah. They're made to mess it up. Yeah, they're not. Say, how to bring sex into it? That's great. Hey.

So I ain't much on them hashtags. He needs separation in his words. Hey, if y'all haven't noticed, we have, we have guests. Okay, and they're real easy on the eyes. We got two beautiful women there today. Martin's lovely wife. Amen. And then Ms. Paula, Gowman's lovely wife.

Welcome, ladies. Hey. Yeah, appreciate y'all showing up. How in the world God would get to sit in between our wife? Well, hey, they had me over there, but they didn't like it. Seniority. They made me start breathing heavy and all this stuff, so I had to get up, and come over here, be near my office.

Oh, gosh. Hey, that'll happen. Hey, too much eye can, it gets you breathing hard. Oh, man. That's fantastic. Yeah, no, we figured to have Brittany on. Tomorrow's a big day in our house. She doesn't know what it is for some reason. I... How do you not know this?

I feel terrible, and I don't even know what it is. I'm having a welcome home party. No? No, welcome home. Oh. What? Yes. Did it?

Oh, did I not? I probably, it probably has something to do with two little individuals that showed up. Yeah, tomorrow is the day we make sure two more of them don't show up again. Oh, good grief. I don't even like to do that to do. That's ridiculous. Martin's getting fixed. Uh-huh.

Martin's getting fixed. I am. Tomorrow, 1015. You want to be there? Be there at B-square. Yeah, can we get somebody to play taps? and you're excited on it well we both talked about it if they could promise that we would only have one he's gonna get lazy they can't they can't promise that yeah yeah we don't want twins

again not again yeah yeah this is one of them things once is enough because yeah and it would have to happen soon if that were the case just I would think because of my age, it would be safest to do it soon, and there's no way. We're just now nailing it down with these twins. And we're almost nine months deep. We're just now. One more and be a piece of cake.

Would it though? That's easy to say sitting on the sideline. If we did want another baby, we would adopt. Oh, say, you can always, there's plenty of babies out there. Because we were thinking about getting a little girl at some point, we would obviously adopt. I just love looking at Gobwin's face when he gets that news. He said, I don't even like doing it to adopt.

Guy one, it's a lot different on a human than it is a dog. I just think it's such a permanent. Amen. I'm all about permanent fixes. It can be undone. We have a friend. It ain't going to be undone. Let me tell you out right now.

It hadn't been long enough. We just broke Paul's heart. Positive. Positive. I ain't trying to breed again. I told him he could back out. This is not. I told him he could back out and we figure it out.

Yeah, that's what he ought to do. But he... Well, if I'd have done that, the twins wouldn't have been here. He said he's good with it. Can we take a vote? Yeah, it don't matter. You're going to get a stir talking to after this. That's just, that's just...

I guarantee if it was up to him to have one, No one would ever have one. It's up to him to have one. Y'all'd have 17 kids by now. Probably so. It ain't happening. See, I don't, it doesn't bother me at all. I don't even know how that called on.

Because it's a lot worse on the female than it is the male. For us, it's a, for us it's a 10-minute surgery. I can do it. I've done it to a whole season. No, no, no. I mean, I bet you. I didn't like it. God, you, you realize on,

us that everything stays intact. It's literally just a cutting a tube. We're not moving anything. I'm not going to be walking around like you dog. It's the diff connect is all this happening here. We'll be taking it out. I'd like I didn't like it.

It's just like a wall saying. Just unplug it. Have you good to go? Yeah. Yeah. About a 10 minute deal. Well, thanks. Signs in your feet tomorrow.

Do what now? The signs in your feet. tomorrow you won't bleed as much. What? I have no idea. What are you talking about? My signs. Signs.

I first say, this one over my head. I still don't know what he's talking about. I don't know. Some people I know exactly what I'm talking about. If you know, signs and your face. Hey, it's one of the things, if you know it, you know it, if you don't, you don't. I'm so confused. I don't know.

And you live with him. I don't know. I don't know. He was scared to sell barn. He wouldn't cut them until the signs was in their feet because he wouldn't bleed as much. Signs in their feet. Like a road sign?

Like a road sign. What? Really. Like a road? I don't even know. Very confused right now. You didn't grow up on the farm. I love it.

Is your farm on Mars? You come so long. There'll be people. There'll be people know what I'm. Don't know. Okay. Okay. All good.

I was there to write in and explain it to us. I just want to know what the closed captioning person's going to put for what you just said. It went over my head. Generally, I can translate for you pretty good, but even after five times, I don't know that I quite understand what you were saying. Signs like S-I-G-N-S in my feet. And I won't bleed as bad. If they're in your feet. Well, I can't see the bottom of my feet.

Can you look at them and tell me if they're there? It's a moon face. it's a moon phase okay oh now we're talking about what like to come in and go out some kind of sci-fi movie they'll know what I'm talking about there'll be some comments I ain't going to say nothing else that's fine

in the comments they'll tell you in the comment I'm gonna tell you in the comment I'm gonna good yeah I kind of on our first break I think I am too but leave it to gobbin he's full of redneck we're just on pins and needles for y'all I can't believe so I don't know what For y'all to enlighten us on what he was talking about. So tomorrow at 10, you go in.

Are you going with him, or did you plan on it? She's got to pick her mom up from the airport. Yeah, because my mom's coming in. To help with the kids. So you're going by your son. So you go in, that means you just come out. You can't drive yourself home. Why not?

I think it would be fun. If I went with him, it would be a family affair. The boys would have to come. Yeah, I don't want them to see this yet. Yeah. They need to figure that out in about 30 years. I wouldn't even tell them about it. Don't even let them know that,

or not. That's right. So you can't drive yourself, really, I don't think. Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can. Hey. Did you have one? Well, not had it done.

Yeah. We had it done. What? How come this didn't come out on the first time we talked about? Well, I'm just saying, hey, y'all. Well, I can't. Now this old boy ain't having it done. Well, hey, that's up to you there, young man.

Young man. I don't need somebody to drive me. I need somebody hold my hand. Got me? I ain't doing it. This is where our friendship is. This is where the lion is. Where the lion is.

I'm going to Google that too. I think you have to have a driver. No, they told me I didn't. They don't even put you to sleep. No, hey, look. Hey, they can do it in office. awake. The doctor said he could drive him.

No, no. I take one pill when I get there. And then have you a bag of ass handy. I have a bag of ass handy. Or a bag of peas. Or a bag of peas. I'm a good dosage of local anesthetic. What's the pill you take?

Valium. So you're going to drive it? It's just one. After the bag. Yeah, just one. He said, how do you handle pain pills? I said, I ain't ever. knows and do nothing to me.

If he needs a driver. I'm not going to be stupid. If I get done, I'm like, I need somebody. I call. There's 100 people I can call to come get me that. That would love to witness me post-operation on that. I'm going fishing, so don't call me. Don't call me.

I may call you. I might call you. Yeah, that's fine. Don't do it. Well, it's already been done at that point. You would be saying, don't take me. Guilty about association. It's just, I can't.

My mind just can't wrap. No. No. He was that way when I took the dog to get it fixed. Oh, it's crazy. What is it about it? I don't know. Let's take our first break.

Maybe we can tear down those walls. Let's see. Let's go. Let's dive into that. You're done. That's it. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's because of our friends. over at Tritels beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good.

Our friend, Sao Robertson, would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritales comes from a family ranch out in Texas.

They're a fifth-generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill.

Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef.

I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat eater, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Box her out, go. Don't let her say a word. Get up like food.

Hey, hey, body slammer. Oh, my goodness. You could cut that out. Oh, welcome back from the break. been a little heated over here Lord have mercy Things are heating up into the podcast room boys My got turned

Sagawa I do What what What do you have What do you have so against Huh? You're done You're not I'm not what

You're not human no more I'm not human anymore You're not That's all of it That's crazy That's just crazy Don't do it it's okay for us to do it that's what i that's what i'm trying to figure out surgical procedures and

and plus if i did something it would have a lot worse effects like hormone would you do it oh yeah exact no no huh because it can really mess yeah i'm saying why would you do because we don't want 17 kids running yeah you know how to fix that you know how expensive babies are my man yeah i do know how to fix it. I'm getting it fixed it 10.15 tomorrow or more. I want to know what he thinks that how to figure it. Yeah. What? What? What's your solution if that's not a solution? Oh no no no no no no. Absolutely not. No. If you lost your mind. Ever. Ever sleeping in a dinner ever. That's horrible advice. Hey, you think you get body slam. Okay. Paulus did I ain't putting up with that. No, no, no. No. He wouldn't put it.

up with it. Yeah. Come on. You lost your mind. I just, you can be careful. Can't. You can be. You can be.

Never be too careful. Or you could be like the utmost care you could possibly be. And that's what I'm going with. I'm going to not depend on me per se to remember in the moment. Everything, you know, there's a chance, you know. Yeah. Yeah. We need to talk.

It's not. It's not like Justin and I are like springtime. chickens either. Well, you're not old. Not old, but I'm 32 and he'll... I'll be 38. Oh, good grief. That's all of it. If we were to have another baby. You're it over. Y'all 38.

You're like our son-in-law told us this lady that worked with him needed to quit driving and retire because she was so old she couldn't drive anymore. And John said, how old is she? she said, he said 62. John said, well, good grief. Good grief.

I'm 60. I got two years. That's it. You're at it. What in the world? So I'm still driving at 75. Thank you. You should drive well.

Well, you did get pulled over two weeks ago. That's neither here nor that. Well, that was just a very sensitive cop. Looking out for the public. Okay. Because? Because he. He drives well.

He just wanted to pull the motor and say, sir, you were doing. He said, I had swerved. And I said, well, that's possible. Okay. You know, I said, well, this truck, it's possible it's swerved on itself too. You know, with all this new technology gadgets they've got. No, they'll drive themselves just a moment. Oh, no, no, no.

Because the first time it had to me, I went, whoa. Do you have it in cruise? Oh, yeah. Then, and the guy that was with me and you, he just, he said, I'll take it. You want that off? I said, yeah. and he hit some buttoned that yeah that

yeah because when the truck you know starts it started the steering wheel started turning out and I was to whoa wait a minute

this ain't good it will it'll keep you in the middle of the road yeah and then they don't yeah but they've gone they've gone overboard

with some of the stuff they put in them yeah because it's got collision em with it you know comes up does it tell you to drink a cup of coffee you might need to rest. Yeah.

Well, no, no, because that's what it ought to say. They ought to have some real soft woman. Come, hey, you need to pull over and take a nap, darling. Then I might listen to them, okay? Man, wow. And look, he's had it done and he's fine. I don't know what you're where he is, Gavin. Look, it don't change nothing except, okay.

It gives you peace of mind. My man. Well, I'm just saying, because on our deal, it's a mistake. No, no, the doctor has said, hey, you don't need to get pregnant again. Not a fan. Well, you're welcome. Don't get pregnant. Yeah, but you're talking about, hey, sleeping in different beds and all that.

No, I was kidding. Hey. Yeah, yeah. I always got the ticket one. Somebody said, oh, yeah, I told my husband, you go sleep on the couch. and I said, hey, my wife better not ever try that with me. I'm paying the bills at this house. If anybody's going to hit the couch, guess who's going to hit the couch?

Side. No, the redhead. Yeah. Sorry for sure. Yeah, I tried that one time, and John come in there and said, you get your butt up and get in the bed. That's right. That's right. Hey, we ain't sleeping in different bed.

I got married. Not to be alone. Thank you. How many times you fall asleep on the couch during the week? Oh no, I get up to go to the bed and take a nap. I don't do nothing halfway, sons. When it's sleep time, we're going to the bed and sleep. So you don't just fall asleep in your chair and end up there a few hours?

Well, now, I have done it occasionally. On occasion. I'd say, man, Brittany, pretty, we swap up on that role of who falls to sleep on the couch. With, hey. Do you sleep there all night? No, you wake, you know, you wake up at like midnight or one o'clock and then go getting to bed. And they're like, oh, I realize I'm not in my bed. You get told in some of you tell me you've been all over the chair.

They're not, but they ain't no warmth nowhere. I have been told that you fall asleep watching the kids. Who me? Video that, what is that called? Anana. That bear. Oh, the hay bear. Hay bear?

Hay bear. Oh, that's awesome. Yes. And when you're out of town, do you watch it even when you don't have to? Uh-huh. I did. Before we got to the sleep training when I was out of town. I would, yeah, 100%.

Absolutely. No, because it was like part of my it was like part of my nighttime routine and then I went and I couldn't sleep and I was like, wait, hold on. If I turn on hay bear, will I go? Turn on a habit? Ow.

Gone. How do you, I mean, millions of views of these things just floating across the screen. Uh-huh. It's the same thing. John was about to go start his own hay bear after y'all came over that night. Hey.

Nope. There. You didn't get me. Have you ever seen that? No. No, though that's what... It's literally something... Okay.

All right, Seth. Oh, wait. It's catching, boys. Must be something in that chair. It's catching. She said, hey, it's something beside that chair. Literally something floating across the screen. Uh-huh.

It's just a fruit. Oh, that's what got got me when they started talking about all the stuff that they got. Oh, yeah. That's exactly what it is. Whatever, you know, something to make them go to sleep and then when they go, the light turns green, it's time to get up and they know mom and dad's coming. Uh-huh. You know, technology, you know.

That's all kinds of gas. Cy and Christine's gift is the only reason she sleeps at night. I'm not. The alice. The only reason. I was the same way. Whether it's placebo or not, it helps me sleep at night. I was the same way for a little while, but now I could take it off and that I'm good.

I just believe that. Well, I just remember when we first had. our first baby, Tracer. I just, I didn't know. Every time I'd hear a little noise, I'd have to be, oh, whoa, let's go look, check if she's okay. Oh, yeah, when we brought them home, I'd be sitting there on the couch trying to catch a nap,

and I'd have my hand over their nose like, I feel there? Just to nature. Oh, yeah, are they still breathing? Yeah, are they still breathing? I'll zoom that camera in just to see if their chest is. It's an up and down. They're like, when you get our age, me and my wife, both do it to each other

are you still breathing yeah do I need to call the coroner no no we need to get you and Aleut for your birthday yeah we can get you a little sleep sensor put on your foot we can track your sleeping rhythms that'd be fun yeah no they told me when I went and they you know

Christina said something she said you need to get tested you know she said because everyone's why you ain't I don't hear you breathing. Well, you all, hey, I went and done that, you know, it's good grief. You know, 80% of the time, you ain't breathing, boy. What's your problem? I said, what are you talking about?

He don't like air. That's why he's going to make it to a hunter. See, the rest of us breathe and using all our stuff all times. So I just go into hibernation. Hey, I go to dormant mode. I nap when the boys. I think the person that oversees you, be okay with it.

He lays there in the recliner and the minute he gets, I mean, sits in it and lays back, he's asleep. Well, good for him. How, how do you do that? I don't know. You get all these doors for him. Hey, oh. He can be asleep before I ever turn the light off, brush my teeth and turn the light off.

He's already over there. Justin is the exact same way. I don't take 30 minutes to get ready to go to bed. I just go to bed. Agree. And you stay up until you're tired, right? That's right. You don't go get in the bed for no reason.

No? Yeah. Y'all got to go back there and get you nest together. Everything got to be here. Me, I just walk in there. Nobody has to turn the lights out, lock the door, let the dogs out, let them back in, make sure the perimeter safe. Turn, go in there.

The perverture. Make sure the pistols loaded. What's up? I make sure the doors are locked. Your doors ain't ever been locked. Y'all quit. They are now. since we had robbers come under the carport and steal out all the little Robertson's Christmas presents.

What? When did that happen? So then y'all started locking the door. Yeah, I had to find the keys. We had to get the locks, James. Yeah, because we couldn't find them. We couldn't find the keys. Hey, call the locksmith. You got to change the lock. That was awesome when you just never had to lock, didn't have to worry about it. Yeah, I always remember. That we never slept with the doors locked. Oh, no. The guy wouldn't always say, yeah, just run by the house and grab it.

I'm like, how do I get it? No, they unlocked. Okay. When we was growing up, y'all, we'd have the windows up because we didn't have no air condition. So all the windows are up in the house. You know, feels asleep, and he feels something warm beside him. He just reached it over and starts spatting it. It's a big old dog.

Okay, and not ours. Did you dump it? Yeah. Just he come in and just laid down. He liked what he smelled. He was like this and he comes here. Who is that? Jumped up and yelled.

That's old room. Yeah, everybody's turning the hot lights on in the house and we've got this just gigantic big German Shepherd running through the house. Oh, I love it. Everybody wanted to be. Huh? He just come in and one, lay down.

I'm going to get out of heat too. Did y'all have an attic fan? No, we didn't have nothing. We left all the doors wide open, the windows wide open. And we had one dog that she watched us for about two weeks. We'd come in every day off the school bus, and Mamie would be sitting there, yeah.

And she would watch us turn that door-knob. Well, the next thing we heard was, ever since she figured out that open door, couldn't keep her out. She just leaned up on it, Hit it about twice. Come on in. There you go. Could you keep her out of the house?

It was awesome. Not to have to worry about the door or lock. Paper stealing from me. Mm-hmm. Your mom used to do that. What, leave it unlocked? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I remember when I first moved here, she'd be like, it's unlocked. I'd be like, what? Yeah. No, no, people keep telling me. Yeah. People keep telling me because somebody rings the door bell. That's a good old day.

And I'm in the recline. Come on then. So they stand there, I've got a cardboard on the window to keep the sunlight when it's going down out. So I see them standing there and then all of a sudden they open the door again, the open door sticks to the head in. Did you say come in? I said, yeah, come on in, idiots. I ain't getting out of his chair.

I ain't going to go to bed. When you're at night? Oh, yeah. That's one other night at 9.30. we were just fixing the turn of TV. I'll go in. Ding-dong. Come on there.

Man, that's wild. I go to bed before side now. What time do you go to bed? We get in bed at 9 o'clock now. Not that them boys get put down at 7. Now that the boys get put down at 7. Did you just say you go to bed when you're tired, not when you're supposed to? Yeah, that's when I'm tired now.

That's when he's tired. For seven months, yeah. I'm catching up on the past seven months. Yeah, no, I get in there, it's over. I think we're permanently tired. Could you imagine adding another set into that tiredness? Uh-oh, we're back there. In a year or two, it might just be one.

What if it's three? Yeah, but it could be four. We've already proven we're overachievers. I'm just not willing to roll those dice anymore. Hey, just get your baseball team, son. Just keep going. No. You're going to push them out?

This is come from the man. Because it's not going to be me. This coming from a man whose woman has been fixed or whatever, however you want to say it, and he never even had to worry about it. Yeah, neither one of us could have children. So he's like, he had never even had to think about having too many. Yeah. Yeah, but when we adopted Johanna, that was like having eight.

And I noticed you stopped after that much. She was all over the way. He said one. He was a little rambunctious. If you threatened him with three or four of her, he would might say, I'm going to get this. There you go. We'd do something. Yeah.

Yeah, you're getting on us for stopping it, too. You stopped at one. Yeah, you can come babysit the twins. No, well, don't come now. They're easy. Yeah, we've got them train now. Yeah, they're pretty much on a set schedule. They really are.

If you can just read your watch and follow the times, it is. It is no problem right now. But we just got to that point. Oh, yeah. Lots of trial and error. I'll bring sigh with me over there to babysit. Absolutely. They're enjoyable now.

They went from like, man, I don't know about this. You wait until they get to walk. To mildly enjoyable. Now they got that little walker, so they scoot all over the house. It's so cute. It's fun. And you know, Jackson, he's still making his noises. So you think there's a four-wheeler loose in the house.

Like a little Godwin Running across my kitchen That's a reason to get big There it is You said it When they hit them Terrible too You dress just like me

When you left the house Then you're going to make fun I left the house first Mind you I have to be at work at 7 I left at 6.30 I'm infatuated I can't help it

Amen, buddy. You still chase her too, don't you? I went to chase Brittany this morning. She said, I don't feel like running. I did not feel like running. And I felt bad, so I turned around as I appreciate you chasing me. Oh, my goodness. Wow, this is a fun one.

Two spouses. All we're missing is Christine. Yeah, we should have had our own. We should have brought her in. We could ask her opinion on males getting up. Well, it would be different than mine. Oh, wow. Why you say that?

Because she sees her life story is different than my life story. She tells the truth is what you're saying. No. She doesn't take any creative license with storyteller. I found out I ain't the only storyteller in this family. Who else you got? Her? Christine, yeah.

She tells a good story, too. Okay. Well, she's been trained classically, so. Well, hey. Yeah. I mean, if you live around you. That's so weird about when we found out she was pregnant. Uh-oh.

I remember we had spaghetti. Tacos. Okay, and then she said, tacos. Yeah. Nope. And then when I married her, the guy said, where's the ring? I said, hold it. I pulled out a cigar.

Slid that cigarette. a band on her finger. And she said I bought some cheap little, you know, ring. Yeah. And I said, well, no, I did buy you, but it wasn't cheap the one I got you later. No, that one you got a couple years ago. Yeah. I said, hey, you don't need to wear that public.

Somebody had cut your finger off of that thing. You bought her a ring she can't wear in public. You don't need to wear it. That's the point. Yeah. Yeah. You can only wear this at home, though. Only wear this in the bedroom.

It's like that piece of hard rock candy. It's not for eating, just for looking through. It's just for looking through. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after that. Paul, a couple of weeks ago, I don't know how long it's been now. Everything feels like a couple of weeks. We had an email come in, and it was about two coworkers,

and the female coworker was being very playful with the other, and by playful, I mean punching and hitting. and, you know, borderline abusing this other boy. Ground people? Yeah, grown people working in a grocery store in Oklahoma. But anyway, so he asked what did he need to do. Well, your husband had one word. Yeah.

Body slam. Body slammer. He said, that's how he got you. Now. Wait, what? How he got me to date him or how he got me? I'm not sure. That's why that's one of the things we wanted to.

to know was did Godwin in fact body slam you? Because when y'all met you, just out of power lifting, so I got a feeling you could body slump, because he was like half the man he is now. And he's a quarter of the man, and he was a couple of weeks ago. A couple of weeks ago. I told you, everything feels like a couple of weeks. He has lost a lot of weight, and he's doing great. He looks great.

But did he body slam you? Is that how he got you? Well, probably. and I probably deserved it. And it probably happened more than once. I was a lot feisty or back then. So back then you were feisty. Now you're just lippy.

Yeah. I was about to say, didn't you used to say, here lies Paula, she was a little lippy. That's what you're going to put in here. That's what's going to be on the truth. I was scrappy and feisty. and probably does well you're dating a bull riding man

so yeah that would yeah you'd like to be a little feisty yeah and I was raised pretty much on the street I mean I say that we were latchkey kids I mean our parents

worked so we had the run we didn't we could do what we wanted we ran the streets we didn't have much supervision and then I had a bunch of I had brothers and So I was pretty self-sufficient, I guess is the word. And then, fiesty, and then, yeah.

So he, in fact, did do the body slamming, because we kind of had it the other way around that you may have body slamming him. Well, in there, he body slamming. Now, I'm not going to say what I may or may have not done to him. in return or to provoke it I'm pretty sure both of you had a lot of fun to me I'm pretty sure I'm the one that provoked it

every time every time it was playful body slim no one got hurt there was twice that like you do something and you think I shouldn't have done that you know like why I've messed up and there's one thing

he can't stand is cold water. He cannot stand it. I witnessed that personally at the Wellness Center. I thought it would be really funny to pour a thing of ice, cold water on him in the shower. Uh-oh. That was not a good move

at all. I poured that on him and he come unglued. It was blind madness. Irrational anger. Irrational. And then another time he was doing something to the TV and he can't stand you to like slap him on the back but when he

doesn't have on a shirt or something like you to pop him and he was doing something and I just walked in the house and I was joking but it I hit him way harder and I thought I did and I slapped his back blind anger blind anger so cold water and back slap him yeah he can't he It's like he can't control himself. So he may have body slammed me, but I'm pretty sure there was some other things that happened after and before. Uh-oh.

There's other parts to the story. There you go. Now the rest of the story. Yeah, that was 30 years ago. He didn't see. He didn't expound on any of the details. He just said, oh yeah, I body slam paula. I just was like, really?

And lived to tell about it. Yeah. Yeah. But that was the fastest couple was. given the man. And Martin made the thing. He said, hey, if you do body slammer, you better bring it. Don't be, don't be out.

Don't come in halfway. Well, he didn't, he didn't listen to Martin. Oh, he halfway did it? It turned out that she body slammed him again. Into the stack of ramen noodles. Ramen noodles went everywhere. This is at a grocery store. Wow.

Yeah. Ramen noodles went everywhere, and after that they went on their first day. That's right. Didn't it went on a date? Yeah. So God was. advice though godwin the hopeless romantic was right he wanted to play hey and that's what i'm there's time to play that's what i named word playful miss playful well miss play it's a good thing that

worked out for you oh man that is good stuff I work on me so I need work on me hey well that is hey maybe that is it that's part up but we did we'll go and get in this we're not going to emails this time. Beth put out some questions on our Instagram for Paula and Brittany. So here's one that I'm supremely interested in. What's one thing

you appreciate about your spouse? Of course. You're interested. I mean, we got to answer it too, I'm sure. I'm sure. But I get the power of asking the questions, so this is good. You get the answer to.

Yeah. Well, look, Let's let Gawgwin start. Gawin, what's one thing you appreciate about Miss Paul? Appreciate our God, we got enough time. Aw. That's sweet. I appreciate, I just appreciate the way she takes care of me. I wouldn't be the man.

I am now if she hadn't showed up. So I just appreciate, she takes care of everything. She just, it's just in her to do stuff, to help people. She helps other people. She's just a loving person. I mean, you just got to love her. You can't help it. In between the body slamming.

In between the body slamming. There ain't nothing saying you can't body slamming the person you love. There ain't no rules against that. That's so sweet. All right, Brittany. Me to you. Yeah, that's fun. How good of a dad you are.

Oh, well, thanks. I appreciate you actually being a really awesome day. Well, and the same. Motherhood has changed you. As you. Yeah. So it was actually a really cool transformation to see. I don't need to see it happen again, which is why tomorrow's happening.

But, no, motherhood has changed you. And it was one of them deals, somebody told me, it's like, you'll never love her more than once she has your children. I was like, yeah, right, whatever. And then I saw that. And I was like, you know what? I think they were right. Yeah. both of you have done a great job i mean y'all got a well-old machine over there and y'all really have done a wonderful job

we're definitely trying our hardest we're giving it everything we got everything every last thing really yeah miss paula what's one thing you like about big john boy there this is a rated cheese show and we only have an hour You know, phases of life make things different, but I mean, you appreciate different things at different phases of your life, but I really appreciate our friendship we have now. Like, that we get to, he's really good about teaching me things. We do things together before because of work and kids and life in general. We just, you know, you just don't have time.

And now we have time. again. Yeah. He's teaching me things and we spend time in the woods and he teaches me everything about it, not just takes me hunting like he educates me about everything and really enjoys it. Like he's enthusiastic about it, not rolling. You know, some people are like, oh, I got to take my wife hunting because she wants. I mean, he's very enthusiastic and loves teaching me and doesn't.

make me feel like I'm bothering him because I want to learn and hunt and do stuff. I really appreciate that. That's awesome. Y'all do do a lot of dating in a deer stand now. We do. I mean, we do a lot of stuff.

Put that extra ratchet strap up. We've taken on projects, redoing the inside of the shop, which we've never done building projects or construction projects together, ever. But it looks all right. Yeah, I mean, we just take our time and talk about it, but we're doing it together. You know, it doesn't have to be perfect. And it's, and I enjoy it. I'm not going to do a building

project anytime soon with this one. Because it does have to be perfect. Well, he is more of a perfectionist than I am. I'm a good enough. C plus. See, y'all. It's good enough. Yeah, I've learned something at a very early age. Okay, it's not about what you're doing. It's about who you're doing it with. Yeah. I agree, buddy.

Okay, no, no, sure. Goodness. Because that's, you know, but I've noticed John said how well you take care of him. That's the same thing about Ms. Christine. Okay. And she don't even, she don't even think about it. Like my father used to, when he would be low on tea, all he would do was rattle the glass. And it would make Mama so mad, but all he had to do was, as soon as he rattled it, she was pouring ice and tea in it.

And it was just, that was just mom. Yeah. Okay. And it made her so mad sometime when he'd do it. And she'd catch herself, she'd be, I ain't doing that next time. he'd do it yes you would if I rattled that ice at Brittany

I'd have to pick that glass up off the floor yeah get you another cup yeah you're gonna be now clean that ice up clean that ice and water up off the floor yeah but no I've watched you too

you're just like my mom and dad was okay you know you would thank it but he loved the you know the grounds you walked on yeah you could tell it because he never left the house you know unless he kissed her

Because he tried walking out, he's thinking about it, has a lot of stuff on his mind. And she said, where are you going? You know, he's already headed to the car. And he said, oh, yeah, okay. Then he comes back, gives him goodbye. No, he's like my best friend. Amen. Well, no.

They're supposed to be. Yeah, that's what makes it, because we were together for quite a while before we had kids. So it feels like we're. taking on something different, but still together. The one that got the rawest end of this deal was Jude. Yes, poor Jew. She was an only child. Yeah, I thought about Jude.

When we came over there, Jude was in the kennel. Poor Jude. Yes, it is sad. She's probably actually the happiest that they go to bed so early now. Yes. Because at night, after they go to bed, I get on the couch and me and her lay on the couch together for a couple of hours before we go get in the bed. Now, she still go get any kennel.

But she gets a couple hours of couch time, which she has gotten none of. So she's like, yeah, I think I like these kids. And now that they're starting to eat a little bit and drop stuff, she's like, oh, I think I love them. Yeah, that's where she even coming over now just when they're eating baby food. I'm like, they ain't going to drop none of that. Like, get out of here. Get out of here with that nonsense. She'll lick the trays clean.

But another question for Paula and Brittany. What is your favorite thing to cook or the favorite thing that your husband makes? You can answer either or. Well, I hate to cook, so I'm okay. Same. I hate it. Same. So what's your favorite thing, chef, chef goblin throws down in the kitchen?

Anything, everything, whatever he'll do. I love it. I hate to cook. I do cook, but there's not one favorite thing. The thing I like to cook the most was, when Lisa and Allen lived next door and it was their leftover. You love to warm it up. That was the best ever.

When they moved, I was sad on so many levels. But dinner time took a hit. Yeah, the dinner time took a big hit. I like, I do cook. I cook. She cook. I cook. I just don't.

There's nothing. It doesn't mean you have to enjoy it. Yeah, there's nothing that I like to cook. Nothing. Well, you excel in other areas. Huh? You excel in other areas. Yeah, I can cook and it tastes fine.

I just don't enjoy it. I wish I did because it's a necessity. But your daughter does and does. She's great and loves it. Yeah, absolutely. I saw her father's day gift for Gabon was homemade compound butter. Yeah. That's legit.

That's legit. Bacon infused. What? Sour cream, I mean, chives and sea salt. there was seven different flavors, roasted garlic, seven maple bacon, seven different flavors. It took her three days to make all that infused butter, and that's what she gave him for Father's Day.

Good Father's Day, Gil. That's awesome. Good Father's Day. Her husband said it took him forever to clean the kitchen up. She does love to cook. Now, John's best thing he cooks is steaks. He does a great steak. Yeah.

I would agree with that. He does pretty good fried crappies and backscrap and fish. Everything he cooks is good. Yeah, absolutely. 100%. Deer, what's your favorite? I'm so glad you cook. I'm so glad that you're good at it.

And I do enjoy it. You do most of the cooking. He does. I'm helping stuff. I'm just like you. Like I can cook. I just don't. It seems more of like a task to me, whereas to him he like gets enjoyment out of it.

I do. I enjoy. spending time around the grill or fire. So it works. Or whatever, yeah. But I love your fried fish. Your rendition of the Alice Springs chicken. Yeah.

He just made me some. A couple nights ago. It said delicious. Yeah. Look there. And your steaks are really good. What kind of one-trick ponies? We went to the same school of learning, didn't we?

I got to say, duck, oh, what you're good at? Oh, and the turkey bites. Oh, the fried turkey. Yes. Those are so good. Peanut oil and charcoal. Two things we both excel at. Oh, man.

And a cage and fry. Amen, buddy. Quick and easy. I'm hungry now. Oh, man. What do you cook? Not much. I'm pretty decent on the grill, but I mean, you know, I've actually, my wife

started buying filet mignon's, and they're about that thick. And I cook. them on an iron skillet on top of the oven. Oh, yeah. Sea butter, sea butter, yeah. That's good. And it is perfect. Okay.

Does she cook a lot? She cooks good, yeah. She's a Kentucky lady, you know. She cooks old school. You know, that corner of the cob, you know, and then she fries it, you know, mixes all together. It's good. That's good.

That's good. I made puree for the boys. They did not think it was so good. They really didn't. They like the taste. I think it's the texture. They're like, I mean, but then they're like, give me a little bit more of it.

Like, I can't figure out, you can't get rid of them kernels in it. So even when you, even when you puree it, it's still got the little sleeves of the kernels in it. And they just, they're, you can like sieve that stuff out. But we ain't building grand pianos when I'm making pure a baby thing. Especially if you don't. even know if they're going to eat it or not. I was like, I took a bite of it when I got done with it.

I said, man, this is good. Yeah, it was really good. I'm impressed that y'all are making baby food. We're not making it. We attempt it from time to time. I try to introduce them. I try to introduce them to foods from the garden that you can't buy in other baby foods. Like the other day, I made a yellow squash one.

Yeah. It was really good. They hated it. And, but if you give them like butternut squash, they love. They love it. And I'm like, what the crap, man? I got to figure you things out. It's weird.

And they're opening up more to cucumbers. I love cucumbers. And so we grow them and we got a refrigerator full of them. So I keep cutting them up and handing them in there. But they've found it. They have a love for watermelon. They like watermelon. A pineapple.

Everybody likes watermelon. Yeah, pineapple. Pineapple. They like that. So I don't grow any of them, though. But we'll have some peas ready here for. long so they're going to have a purple whole pea puree here before too long. If it's anything like the green pea puree they eat now, it's not going to go well. Oh, it's terrible. That has a mad texture.

And he'll mix it with bananas. Yeah, heck yeah. That's the two things they don't like by themselves. But if I mix them together, they're like, okay, this doesn't suck as bad. So, I'm just trying to get them to eat stuff. I want them to have experimental pallets. Like, what do you say, go, having no thank you portion. That's all I'm asking you to do, not. You ain't got to eat the whole jar Just have a no thank you portion Show me you're willing to try But Wayland don't got slick

So like you put that spoon up to him And he sticks his nose over at first Yeah, he smelled a little bit I'm out dog You ain't going to pry them jaws open You will not Until you put something on that spoon And he's like, okay now I don't mind the smell of that

I'll eat that He will lock his jaw He sounds a lot like like me. If I don't like to smell there, no. No. Go ahead. He's out. Meanwhile, Jackson's like, yeah, put it in here and then I'll determine whatever. Yeah, he's a tank. He's a ha. He has to spray some nose jammer in there. Oh, but it's been fun having you ladies all. Thank you all for joining us. It's time to close out with a Bible verse. Do y'all have one you want or do you want? I've got one pulled up here if y'all. Go ahead. Okay.

And this is my prayer that your love may abound more and more in knowledge and depth of insight so that you may be able to discern what is best and may be pure and blameless for the day of Christ. That is Philippians 1, 9 and 10. And knowing John and Paula that it is cool to see your love abound more and more. Now, I know that that's not talking about here. This is talking about love for Christ. But I saw it and found it for the love that you have for one another. so that's what made me pick this one.

But thank y'all for being inspirations in our marriage. You really are. And friends. And we've done a lot together. Some we could talk about on here. Some we couldn't. But thank you all for joining us here in the Duck Call Room. We'll see y'all next time.

We're out.