Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Secretly Records Phil Robertson & It's Amazing

Episode Date: January 19, 2023

Can Si and Phil actually make small talk over the phone? Let's see! John-David has more fan questions for the boys, one of them being: Who would they trade places with for a day? Martin wants to trade with Christine for a hilarious reason. The boys reveal their dream guests for the podcast, and Snoop Dogg is in the running. Plus, are yetis real? What's the best movie of all time? And they all weigh in on what their dream job would be — other than hosting your favorite podcast!   ---  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. What can only be this... No, you were trying to do like Welcome Back Cotter, but went away. Yeah, I think I messed that up. There you go.

Phil knows Welcome Back Codder. You probably dressed as a character from Welcome Back Cotter for Halloween one time, didn't you? Yes. See? Now the names have all changed since the size's been around. That's what I was going for. Yeah. There it is.

Okay. Here we go. But a good fan episode. So will we answer the questions you guys want to know? I've got like 200 from Instagram. We're going to get to some of them. Rapid fire there. Are we ready?

Yeah, you're the MC of this one. Here we go. All right, Magnum. Magnum P.I. Magum. That's the weirdest part about Instagram. A lot of our fans don't have their actual name. It's like Magnum.

Magnum asks, if you could trade places for each other for one day, What would you most look forward to experiencing? Oh, I'd trade places with you in a heartbeat, Jack. With me? I was going to say, sigh, because I need a good nap. No, forget the nap. I'm about to come home with like 50 jackhammers from the honeyhole. You got to pay for those.

At employee discount. That's true. I mean, I would pay for them, but I'd want the employee discount. So I'd just go stock up my boat with all the tackle that I could while I worked as you. For one day. For one day. Yeah, I'd get the stuff for. I'd have so much work to do that.

I mean, if you're going to be sigh, just stay at home and go to sleep. That's good. Sounds like a good day. Yeah, but I mean, you don't have to swap places with him. Oh, well, that is a good day. I want to know what all's going inside of his head, like all the rainbows and... You'd never make it out. You'd never make it out alive.

Yeah, I don't think you'd recover from that. Butterflies, unicorns. Rainbow. I would say it would resemble like Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory. Oh, my. I would think you get inside his head and the Snodgeberries taste like. Snosbury's like that movie scared me Traumatized

I don't know I mean If I had to trade places as one of you guys I don't know maybe Sifer a day Or maybe Martin That way you could actually go duck hunting People out at Duck Commander But you could actually get to go duck hunting if you'd try to place this with Martin You'd be invited again

You know another fun one I'd be good at it too Another fun one would be pre-diabetes Godwin Pre-Diabetes Godwin I don't know I'd switch in places with him I don't know that the post ones is much fun, but pre-would have been a heck of a time. Like, that's, I mean. I want to be the flying flea.

The flying? I could do that for a day. Honey-bonny Godwin. Wait, I get to pick Godwin. I get to pick Skinny Godwin. Yeah. Honey-buns at all. Oh, man.

I wouldn't pick Stone. No. He, like, wrestling people. No, I don't want to go get choked for four hours of afternoon. Like, no. Who wants to do that? Like. Si, who would you pick?

You know another one I'd pick? I don't know. They've been on the show a few times. Christine would be wild. If I got to be Si's spouse and just observe from her perspective, I'd love to know what made her tick. Like, I mean, can we count her? Me?

That's what I'm saying. Like, I want to look through her eyes at you and be like, that's him. That's the one. Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. That's a good one. See? That's a good one.

I'm telling you, man. You always wonder, okay. What in the world does she see in that guy? See, that's what I would like to know. No, no. I would like to get in there. No, no. Because I've actually looked at him.

Wait, minute. That guy looked like he had been whooped with an ugly stick, and yet he's got the most beautiful wife in the world. And I'd live for the chance to say, Tacos. Tocos. We were having spaghetti. That story's not true.

No, no. Oh, and then I'd know all of his stories. What was real and what was not. That would be even cooler. No, no, that's... 95%. That was the funniest part of that day. He's sitting here.

I would say, well, okay, we had spaghetti. Tacos. Tacos. Cajos. Wait a minute. I remember this distinctly. We had Ragoo spaghetti. Ragoos.

Oh, no, not Raggoo. Ragoo. Ragu. That's what you get in Germany. They drop the A. Yeah. Mr. Magoo, Ragoo. There's a little thing above the A or something.

But the funniest part of that was Sharon, our best friend. You're pregnant. Yeah, you're pregnant. Christine said, Cher, you know our history. No, I'm not pregnant. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. That's show enough.

Yeah, yeah. She was telling the whole neighbor, we're pregnant. Oh, man. I did ask Christine one time. Because I know millions of Cy's stories. I don't know a lot of them, okay? I can finish. If he starts it, I can finish it.

But I ask her, I said, what's your favorite thing about Sai? And she said, I love listening to his stories. She said, I know them all too, but I just like listening to him over and over again. I said, are they ever the same? No. The man's got a particular set of skills and storytelling. A good storyteller is hard to find. Si, you can do it.

I don't give it to you. And now that he's got his poker face, I would have gone. You don't ever know what's going. He's going sunglasses. Wait till you see the ones he ordered. He could be asleep. I actually feel untressed. I don't know.

Thank goodness you only feel that. Hey, I don't want to swap with him then. I was standing there this morning and getting ready to come over here. Y'all and I was saying, I've done this. Something's missing. See, my wife was watching me when I've done that. She said, it'll take you a while. before you don't, you don't need it anymore.

You like me, my watch broke the other day, and I ordered new one, didn't it come in yet? You feel naked. Are you still doing this? Can I tell you how many times I've gone? Yep, it's still ain't there. Yeah. It's still ain't there.

Tell me what time is it? Yeah. Two hairs pass a freckle. So have you adjusted your glasses without them being there yet? No, that's why he's wearing sunglasses, so he has something to touch. He's got a decoy. Yeah. But everything's a little bit.

No, no. Hi, when I come in here, I said, whoa. and I got to pick these up and said, yeah. Well, you ain't wrong about our new lights in it. I don't like these. They're the wrapar round. Yeah, no. Yeah, I put these on top of these.

Got on a pair of cans. Yeah, yeah. All right, next question. Yeah, what we got? All right, and Esteban. Estabon. I had a guitar. Esteban guitar.

Yep, Esteban. I didn't know that. $213. He asked a very short and simple question, is Yeti Reuters? The company? No. Oh.

Yeah. The abominable snowman. Yes, they're a publicly traded company with down on stock in. Yes, they're real. Yetty's real right there. Not the company. Oh, not the company. The Yeti.

This is a Yeti cup. Yes, but. And this is a Yetty bottle. They're bound to be real. They're bound to be real. I got it. I got it. Or in the words of Phil Robertson, Yatee.

Yeah, he's talking about like the Sasquatch that lives in the snow. Oh, Bigfoot. Not Bigfoot lives in Oklahoma. A Yeti's got a big foot. A Yeti also would have a big foot. And he's real. If he was real. Is he real?

He's real. He lives in the Arctic. Well, if there was ever a chance of one existed, there ain't nobody up there, so, you know. How's it? This is the one that you're going with that might be real? Real? You got to be a cool dude to be a Yeti? The law of averages gives it much more of a chance than a panther that lives around 300 million people that ain't ever been seen.

I don't have seen. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I think I draw the line on something choosing to be that cold. Is there any deer in the city of Monroe? Yeah. I'll rest my case. He rest his case.

All right, next question. But you see them. I'm just trying to not let you argue that. I rest my case. Okay. You know there are because you see them. I arrest my case. He's seen a Black Panther.

Have you seen a Yeti? Three times. See, I haven't seen a Yachter. I've seen a Black Panther. Oh, I didn't. I think Sasquatch is probably really. real, but I don't know about a yaddy. That's just another name for a Yetty.

No, Yetty's in the snuck. Well, where Sasquot? In Oklahoma. Well, I thought you said that was Bigfoot. He's in a swap. Well, Bigfoot and Sasquatch are the same. Hey, he's in a flock. So where does the Chupacobra fall in all that?

Chippercobras in Mexico. He's in Texas. Or Texas. Oh, he's in Texas. And what? South Louisiana got the Rougaroo. The Rooka. What about the Boggy Creek Monster?

I ain't ever been to Boggy. I have. You ever heard of that? Oh, yeah. Boggy Creek Monster. I don't know about no Boggy Creek Monster. I don't think that's real either. Man, people's imaginations are wild.

I love it. I love it. It's fantastic. Well, some of those are just things people have seen, Martin. Yeah. Isaac. We got a short one here. Biblical.

Isaac says, what is y'all's favorite movie? Oh, wow. I got a bunch of them. But the first one is Jonesy Wales. Jonesy. Not to be confused with his cousin Josie. That's a good one too. Josie West.

The outlaw, Josie Will. The outlaw, Josie Will. There's more one-liners in that movie than there are all the rest of them put together. I mean, I don't know about that, but it's close. I wish we had time to bury them, fellas. Oh, no, and hey, look, I just found my wife. Buzzard together. We got a new channel.

Oh, boy. And they got Western's. He got Roku. They got Western's Gazoo on them. Western's Gazoo on them. Western's gazoo. Yeah. Yeah.

And right now I'm on a Dale Robertson kick. Is that your cousin? No. He's probably, as good looking as he is, he's bound to be Kent. That's true. I'm going to go with, oh, brother, where art the Al? Oh. That's another one.

That's a soggy bottom boy. That's right. Some guy came in the store that I talked about Tishaminga. I said, did you go there and sing a man's can give you $5 piece? Yeah. He didn't get it. Hey, sing in the can. It's unfortunate.

Yeah. Sing in the can, boy. Geographical oddity. That's it. Martin? favorite movie? Oh, man. Wow.

I got to pick one. Just one. Well, y'all have already named two that I would have named, so I'll go with another one. Shawshank. Shawshank Redemption. Good one. Why not? Good choice.

Phil? Hmm. Bert Reynolds. Oh, the longest yard. The longish? Oh, the OG longest. Oh, I was not. I thought.

Good. Bratian. Not the Adam Sandler. The O. Joe. Yeah. I don't know that I've seen. I like Bert Reynolds.

He's a Bert Reynolds. I like Jerry Reed. All right, last question right here. Anthony, do you actually take a break when you say you do? Watch this. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking.

And y'all know we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedells beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Triedells, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from.

But with Tritails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Triedales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the green.

Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Trial's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah.

Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash. Stop. Support ranch families and eat. some dang good steak. Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. And we're keeping those. Keep old doggies moving.

Roll out. All right, next question. That was a break. That was a, man, I had a good break. Did you have a good break? Yeah, I TTEed. I had a good break. Anyways.

I had Tee go bed. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan from 1990, I'm guessing. Oh, 1990. Asked for a job slash career you have always wanted to try. Color commentary on sports. Ooh, you'd be good at that.

I think we could do that together because I've always wanted to be the play-by-play guy. Yeah, you can have the play-by-play. That's the guy. I want to be the guy that researches and just like hang out with them three days before so I can talk about their little cousin that, you know, got a finger lost on an alligator or something. What? I don't know. That's the kind of stories they come up with.

What do you do for a living? They come up with the most obscure things about the player's life. And it's like, that's kind of cool, because that means you really had to sit down and get to know these. people. Now, I would handpick who I sat down and got to know. There's a few of them that. I'm going to say two things. I want to be a commentator for poker. That's one. That would be that sounds so boring. And I want to sign to be to join me. And then I want to call. I want to be the announcer for the horse races. And they're off. And the horses have reached the starting gate. We're waiting on the long shot. Blind sigh.

And they're off. Coming around the turn? Silas, what's a, well, you do have a dream job, but what's something you, I mean, what? Professional nap taker. What job have you wanted that you didn't get? If it wasn't about the money. You've been a greenskeeper, you've been everything. Head greenskeeper.

You've done at all. So what's one thing that you wanted to do that you haven't done? A cowboy? Like, I mean, I don't. Ooh. Oh. Should a better. Cowboy.

That would be it. Like, I mean, is that... That would be it. Like a legit cowboy. I can see you being a legit cowboy. You're already bowling. Well, I have, no, no. I am a legit cowboy.

That's right. Okay. You ain't got no hat. Look at them boots on them. Oh, I got hat. I got hats. I got boots. I got guns.

The only thing I don't have, I can't afford one. It's horses. You can't afford a horse. No. You just bought a truck. He got 400 horses under the hood. I did. But I can't.

Can't afford a horse. So you're going. Too much working for keeping a horse. That's a good point. I know. I'm serious. Now, here's the problem. You could afford a horse and somebody to take care of it.

So it's like, no. No. No. No. No. He's just not willing to. Yeah. So you're going with cowboy?

Yeah. A real life. Well, no, no. No? Or yeah. That's a yeah. How about a bull? Three nose.

Three nose equal of, yeah. No, no. Cause, hey, look. Cowboys has always been my heroes. Cowboys. They made a song about them. No, no, no. Yeah.

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Here's the reason. Ben Johnson. Benny Jay, baby. Now, he was, I always wondered why he was so good in Westerns. Because it was an actual cowboy. Oh, no, no, no. Because he was an actual cowboy.

Real cowboy. He actually worked on a ranch for 30 and found. $30 a month plus food and a place today Okay Plus he was also His father Was a two-time

World Champion roper Ben Johnson was one time He only done it once But That's the reason he was so good in Western Is he actually worked on the biggest range In Oklahoma Up there for a long time

There you go But cowboys Okay or a tough breed of men. Oh, 100%. I couldn't be there. No, no, that's why I couldn't be one. Okay, I ain't tough enough.

Period. Correct. Okay, because, hey, that's why they always say, all right, cowboy up. I like it. That means, hey, get it done. No matter what it takes, get it done. And, hey, that's what most cowboys do.

All right, moving on. I've got three. Well, go ahead. Well, because I want to do a football game with you. We need to do like a high school one and do the radio because they never tell the score when you listen to those. But I think we can do it better. And they always complain about getting jipped by the referees. I think we'd be really good at it.

I'm going to hold commentary on local high school sports radio calling. Okay. I think we'd do a good job. Number two would be a backup NFL quarterback. Oh. A backup. I don't want to start. Those people get hit.

What if you got to go out and play? That's fine. I'm getting paid millions of dollars. Oh, that's cool, because the backup hands the ball. No, no. He was the backup. What was he supposed to do? Hey, he, you know, he's like old Aradale dog.

He ain't as dumb as he looks. Yeah. I don't want all the court. He wants to be stark quarterback. A kicker would be legit. He wants me backup. Okay, because like you said, millions of dollars. And all you do, he did, you sit on the beach, and you watch them guys' case to the start

quarterback. I've lived my life by that. I don't want to be the, the man. Yeah. I just want to be the man's man. That's right. Next to it.

Willie, Big Dave. I just find a guy and I just sit right beside him. And I'm very happy there. I like it. I like it. So if I could have been Drew Breezes back up for about a decade, that had been awesome. He would have won me a Super Bowl and I'd just been like, yeah, man.

Yeah. Good job. Aaddle boy. Or an astronaut. The man who believes we didn't go to the moon wants to be an astronaut? Astronauts go to space all the time. They just didn't go to the moon. Area 54.

Where is area 54? It's three down from 51. Yeah, but they've actually got it. Now everybody knows. That's a set. That's a TV set. Thank you. But I think it would be fun to like riding a rocket ship.

Reentry would be scary, though. Yeah, yeah. But that's where I'm at. Me, not as scary as exit. At least you're coming back. To something. I'm coming home. Yeah.

I think it'd be cool. to see the earth from space. I don't know. Hey, you could tell us it was flat or not. Well, it's definitely round. I mean, of all the conspiracies, definitely round, boys. Birds might not be real,

but the earth is round. Anyway, Ms. No, M. Miller. Em Miller emails in, and I think they have the greatest idea ever.

She wants to hear Sy, get a telephone, and call Phil, and try to make small talk. Okay. And see what that. would go like it would not happen hey here it is yep yep yep nope all right could you make small talk with your brother no no no not unless it's in person no when it goes from his pointed

question because that's only communication you have a feel yeah he needs to know something yeah and then once you're done with his pointed question yep yep all right no bye my dad had what three words hello yep goodbye and in most of it right within a minute they three words were said hello yep goodbye well at least he said goodbye Phil dropped that one

yeah Phil replaced goodbye with seven years oh no no we don't like we do not like phones never have never will your brother ain't real fond of a watch either but the first thing he asked in a duck blind is what time is it well no no I'm like hmm we can fix this no okay

we can't fix this issue no no we can't okay he's going to have somebody with him that's got that and uses it okay he don't want no part of it man i just wonder if it what it was so it wouldn't even be like worth trying no no no no because he won't know what do you want well the first battle you got to fight with either one of them is they actually answer the phone that is very true oh no i mean i'm not saying it couldn't happen it's just going to be a lot harder than oh no i have turned into a spam killer. Or me.

Oh, no, whoever calls, if I don't recognize the number, hang up. I ever once in a while I looked, I said, wait a minute, that's a 318 number. Let me answer it to see what. It may be somebody's at. Beth, one of them was lucky. You know, she called, and I looked at it, and I said, I don't know it, but let me check it. Okay, hello.

Then she said, oh, I said, you're lucky I answered. I said, usually I just go ahead and hit, hit. answer and then kill it. You know you can just hit... Oh, you don't have a... No, but it is... It's possible to just go over there and that little cord that comes up the wall.

And then when you want to use it... It's a landline. Oh, no. Yeah, but I wouldn't have fun killing it. He's having a good time. Oh, no. I'm going to... Yes, we'd like to talk to you about your Warren. Hey, these people are finally going to find out. Hey, do not call this number.

I don't think they're going to. It's a recording. I don't care. I'm going to kill them. Robo calls. I'm going to kill him till I die. I'm going to kill them until I die. Well, hang up.

All right. All right. Well, Anthony, we're about to take another break. Yeah. Watch this. Robillor Robertson. Ready? Yeah.

Yeah. All right, we got more questions. Keep them rolling, Sean. Beth sent me 20 pages and we're like on page two. So when you see that on Instagram, if you ever see it, you better go quick. This one I'm very interested in answering. What's the best business advice you would give to a small business owner, appreciate all of you? And that comes from Complete Lawn Care USA.

So it sounds like you got a lawn business by his name. What's the best business, small business advice, Martin? Don't hire it done. Don't hire it done? Yep. AKA do it yourself. Do it yourself. In other words, do it yourself.

Be the person that opens the doors, be the person that closes the doors, be the person that counts the register, be all that until you go from small business to medium business. Then you can start hiring stuff done. If not, the number one problem you see with all this stuff to me is people will start a business, it'll get reasonably successful. And then they're like, oh, I'm ready to cash in now. And they'll go hunting. They'll go fishing. and the next thing you know, the profit you were making is gone.

Gone. Yeah. Gonso. And then, you know, odds are when they do that, you generally hire a buddy. So then you have to fire a buddy, which strains relationships, because then you got to get back to the deal. So, like, just work. If you want to be a business owner, it doesn't mean you work 40 hours. You work about 110. I just take a say, you know. If you own your own business, no, you don't. But that's, that. That's my advice. But in the world today, people say, I'm an entrepreneur where they start this thing and do it, and then they just hire the rest of it done. And they're like, why ain't I making no money? That's just from what I've seen.

I've never started a business. If Big Dave was here, he would say, yep, Martin knows what he's, because I'll just say, my dad for a long time, now he can't hire it. You hired me to help, but he's made it. But, I mean, he put in 10 years or however long, it's been more than that now. And he, he, uh, He opened, he closed. He closed on Sundays, but he took off Wednesdays, and he loved to fish.

But even on Wednesdays, your mom was there. Yeah, my mom was there. It's not like he was, I mean, somebody that owned the business was always there. Yeah, somebody, me, my mom or dad's always there. Yeah. And you got to be there. Yeah. And you can't just hire people to do it because they're not going to care as much as you.

Whether you can find good people, and we got great people at the Honeyhole, and there's great people at Duck Commander. Oh, 100%. You got to put the blood, sweat, and tears into it. And I'm lucky because my dad did all that. And now I get to reap some of the benefits. But I'm learning from him like, you're there. Yeah.

And it's. You work Wednesdays, not. Yeah. And I'm there till 6 o'clock every night. And like I used to get off at, you know, five. And that's, you know, one of the things that I'm like, oh, this is what I do. But my favorite quote from my dad, he stole it from Senator John Kennedy, good things come to those who work their butts off.

Oh. And that's what he does. And part of that's just showing up, like Martin said. But at the lawn care business, you could hire a crew and you go out and they could weed eat and do all the stuff. Or you can do it yourself and wake up early, get home a little later, and you can grow that thing. Then you hire people.

Yeah. Then you become just like a general manager of it where you send crews out. But that's my deal on small businesses. It's just, I mean, work your butt off. Like we've seen these people around here connected to Duck Commander start small business, have small business. And like some of them work, some of them don't. And that's because generally the ones that work, they're there.

They're there 100% of the time. I was fixing to say the ones that don't work, that's the reason that don't work. Yeah. They don't work. Yeah. If you don't work, it won't work. No, no. That's, I'm serious.

Small business, running a small business or only small businesses to me is like a doctor. would never be a doctor because you're you're always on call always yeah yeah and same thing about a man that owns his own business yep and it's easier if you're in mom i'm on business and hey your boy doesn't show up or whoever you got mowing lawns i could not be a business man you got to go do it or you're going to lose that customer so it's easier to just count on yourself until you can grow it to where it can be done absolutely and my other piece of advice is is put your money back into the business. You've got to live, so take what you need.

But the more you put back in, the more it will grow and the better it will grow and the quicker it will grow. Yep. Two things I got. Customer service is always going to be number one. And then I've got a story about be willing to do every job

at the business that you own. Do you all remember Howard Griffin landa toys? Loads of fun of girls and boys. Remember that store Howard Griffin's? We're in our 30s. Yeah. Sorry. So you do or don't?

No, we don't. Do you remember toys or us? Yes, I remember that. So my stepdad on... Pretty sure Howard's owned that building too, but... No, they didn't. No, it's a different Howard. Oh, there you go.

Howard Griffin. Anyway, there are people who will remember, but my stepdad owned that store, and I would work there during the summers. And I felt like, you know, I was doing all kinds of work in the warehouse, but on one day, it was a particular day, there was a pile of trash that was as high as this sea. in this room and he said look there's a pitchfork and a wheelbarrow I need all this loaded up and it then got wet and damp and nasty he said I need all this gone and so I was like I'm not doing that let somebody else do it you know I'm the boss I'm the boss's son that's exactly right yeah I walk in

about 30 minutes later he's taking his suit jacket off he's in the middle of it with a pitchfork and throwing it in there and he's doing the job yeah and I was like oh I felt bad you know mistakes have been made. And he said, hey, look, he said, every job's important. And I learned something from then on. Whatever need to be done, I was going to do it. Yeah. That's awesome.

That was a good lesson to learn. All right, well, we're going to take a break, and I think we might try and call Phil. Okay. We got them. We might try a little small talk with sign Phil. Yeah. Hello. All right, do you go on this morning?

No, they don't move. Me and you. We're the ones to train them. young bucks, they moved us to the back of the bus. Hey, what else you've been doing? Well, I've been moping on the duck hole over there, you know. Yeah. But we've got to get these young bucks to understand.

We trained them. You boys just to young. When we left, the numbers started going down. You know what I'm saying? No, no. They ain't none of them concerned. No. They've been claiming our ducks all these years.

We train them, and then they claim our ducks. Yep. Hey, my wife wanted to know, what did you actually do to your back? Christine wants to know. I tried to use it as a one of my vertebrates. They got it all fixed back, and they said you better take a few back next time. I got a question. What was this I heard about you're supposed to get a shot for the next two years every day? Somebody said the way to get a...

And you give yourself. Hey, look, here's there. I got some advice for you. You're not 35 anymore. Okay, you're 76 years old. You got a bunch of young men that go on with you. Make them idiots work. You stop working.

Yeah, that's what needs to happen. Well, they told me, they said, come on, and you don't have to even carry your gun or anything. I'm just going to sit. Hey, what gun you still shooting that stupid three-s-12 gauge? No, I've dropped down to a 20-gauge. You know, that's what you're shooting. They claim you didn't.

kill nothing with it. Well, according to you and Jason Robertson, I ain't never killed a duck in my life. You show these, they just don't appreciate what we taught them, sir. No, it ain't no respect. They ain't got a better of respect. We've got old and gray, and they say,

moving to the back of the bus. Well, they know that the state don't charge us for a stupid life anymore. You know, I don't figure we kill nothing. Okay, one thing, sir. me and you hit on this resurrection because we put a faith in Jesus. If it wasn't for that resurrection, we'd be done here so larger and larger each day. Look, I know I'm on my bonus.

You're two years old than I am. So, I'm 74. That's four years bonus. You got six years bonus. Everything's going downhill. Hey, that's what I say, too. Let her rip the Teddy ship. You got it, my brother.

Hey, I just wanted to call to see how good you It's getting along there, my man All right, love you. Uh, amazing. That was awesome. That was the opposite. That's the longest I've talked

that he's talking on the phone for 50 years. That was just two brothers talking about their day and it was, first of all, if you think we planned that, we did not. We sent a text and they said, yeah, he'll, he's there, he'll answer. And it ends in the most classic Phil

way. Resurrection's looming soon, boys. You give that boy a microphone. It's getting larger all the time. He didn't think he had a microphone. Too much boat, not enough back. I like that. There was more boat than it was back.

Hey, 76 years old and still trying to do that kind of crap. But he ain't got much of a butt left. Hey, sigh, spoiler alert. He's going to do the same thing at 77. Well, no, no. It don't matter. That boy going to go out with his boots on. All right.

Well, are you right there? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What? He's going to go out with engine failure. He ain't going to rush down. That was just such. They told me I need to take a few days off. I reckon I'll go tomorrow.

Yeah, tomorrow. A few hours off. Ah, that man, he's rich now. I mean, that was just the, because he didn't know. The crazy thing, I didn't hear a single dog yipping. That's weird for them. Oh, no. With the thunder and heard.

I heard him accidentally press the phone button about four or five minutes. Oh, absolutely. Which made me laugh. Yeah. Beep. Beep. Yeah, that wasn't a censor, folks. That wasn't, that was Phil's face.

Up against his phone. That was beard up against phone. Oh, my word, that was wonderful. Did you think he was going to talk that much to you? He was excited to talk to you. That was, like I said, that's the most we've talked on the phone. You know what that tells me? Phil ain't been hunting.

because he ain't had no human contact. He needed to talk to all that. Yeah, he needed to talk somebody. You got to love you, brother. Yeah. I noticed he said love you too. Oh, yeah. He said good talking.

What is that good talking to you? He said, yeah, bong. Love you. Let it rip. Yeah, let her rip, boys. All right, well, let's rip on into the last commercial. We'll be back right after the end. That was good.

Last segment of fan stuff, Johnny D. Let's close. I don't know how we're going to talk about the feeling side phone conversation. Yeah, we're not. But it kind of makes me like, now I want to, like, prank call people we know with Sy. Now that I know it's that easy to, like, hook up through the mics. Let's call me out man. I just want to, I want Sy to be like the next, what was it, R.D. Mercer.

R.D. Mercer. R.D. Mercer. Call him about his wife, Sharon Jane, or whatever. All them old ones. How big a boy are you? Yeah. Just how big a boy are you. I'm coming down there and whoop you up.

I used to listen to them Thanks so much Golly All right What we got Well Zee Green Uh brings up a very interesting topic

Why don't we wash our hands Before we use the bathroom Isn't that cleaner And my whole thought process in life Has just been I can tell you right now Generally by the time I've decided I got to go to use a bathroom

I ain't got time stop and wash my hand No I don't go on a whim Good point I go because I got to go Good point. I just never thought, like, maybe you should wash your hands before and that. Well, I mean, if that's the case, why don't we wash our hands every 20 seconds?

Like, you know, I mean, you go down that road. Yeah, that's good point. You know, I mean, that's just a never-ending. That's a bad deal there. All right. Well, Anna emails in. Anna Panza. All right.

I think matters. If you could have any guest on this podcast, Snoop. Who would it pass? Snoop. What? I would love to see Sine Snoop. Just chat.

Snoop Dog? Yes. Lay back. D-O-D-G. Really? Snoop Dog? I would love to see him and Sigh sit there and open together.

Sy's got his mind on his tea. And we could have a corona with a rambrize. You're the, you watch. The bee's knees. I told you he watches all these. He watches more commercials than he watches actual

television program. This is why Snoop would be fantastic. Tom sees. He knows it. See? You shouted me. You looked at me like you were shot. No, that wasn't no good.

That was awesome. Lee bad. I've seen it too. Yeah. I didn't know we were going there. Okay. That makes sense, though. I mean, yeah.

It would be a wild ride. Probably be a little haze in here, but that'd be fine. Now, what was the original question? Any guest we can have sit in here. with us. Me personally, you would pick yourself? Yep, that's sire.

No, no, no, no. No, the person I would pick would be Garth Brooks. Oh, Gar. Yeah, I'd have to ask him about the Chris Gaines days. What was that all about? I watched the...

Oh, no, no, no. I'd like to talk to him and ask him questions. Okay, because look, I listen to music and have been listening, I know, you know, Pam, just all of a sudden,

Gus' The man. That's because he was calling Bad and Rood. Well, no, no, no, but I'm just saying. I'm just saying you didn't hear nothing about him, and then all of a sudden, he's got 50 number one hits. And they call the thing rodeo. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm serious.

He sent him and his wife sent you and Christine something for y'all's anniversary. Oh, no. Yeah. Then get him on. Yeah. No, no. You, gosh, Brooks, if you're listening. We want you to come and be on our podcast.

A dream come true for Uncle's eye. And you will have to just do this. There'll be a freebie by you. It doesn't pay much, Garth. In other words, this ain't going to pay you dooddy squat, Garth. So we got Garth. But we will have a wonderful time together. That's true.

Yes, Snoot. Right. Phil? And hey, mine back, I'll even get Jay Stone. I'll buy a tenderloin or a couple of them and get Jay Stone to smoke it. I'm guessing that Garth Brooks has his own version of Jay Stone. Okay.

Oh, I doubt that. And their name is... They ain't but one Jay Stone. And their name is Trisha. She has a cooking show for crying out. Oh, yeah, good point. She's actually got a receipt, a Repsy book.

Recipe. Repsie book. And she actually cooks. I think I'm going to bring on... Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Elvis. He's not alive. You didn't say that.

I mean, it has to be a guess that we can reasonably get. Yeah. Oh, I read the call. I mean, if that's the case, wouldn't we all answer Jesus? Yeah, but that's a given. That's a given. You just picked Elvis over Peter then. That's all I was thinking. I was thinking of that. Were you?

Okay, but yeah. You were thinking Elvis? No, let's have Jesus on here. Yeah. We invite Jesus into this podcast. Always. He's always here. Two or three are gathered. Remember, there's four of us here.

Well, technically a bunch of people listening. He is always a guest here. Absolutely. Although he's unseen. No, I want, like, let's, I mean, we can be outrageous and pick Snoop Dogg because he probably's not showing up, but like, what if he did? A boy can dream. Snoop Dog may show up.

Don't count Snoop Dog out. What if he popped through the door right now? I'm just kidding, that's not going to happen. I'll say, hey, JD, Drew Brees. I say, J.D. get up. Snoop Dog, have a. See, baby, let's talk. Now, Drew Brie might come to be on our show.

Let's wrap. Drew Brie's a very serious man. Yeah, I'd like for Drew to come on. Yeah. That would be fun. I mean, I like Mr. Breeze. I like him. This time is commentating.

Mr. My name is Mr. Breeze. Who you got, show? I keep going down the road. That's tough. That's a tough. That's Leonard Skinner. You know, if you're going to dream.

Yeah. Dream big. That's right. Hey. So, I mean, you can probably say, you know, some people that might come on. You don't want my first question is. Snoop dog is? What?

Who turned the dogs loose, Snoop? That was the Baha men, sir. Yeah, but he got some dogs, too. And I'm sure he's tired of answer to that question. Well, hey, I can't. He's just going to have to deal with it. He's going to have to deal with it, boys. Hey, hmm.

I would say, uh, W. Like, let's go big. Yeah. George W. Bush. Hey, that's where I'm going. Fool me once. That's who you want to be, you ain't going to fool me twice. You ain't going to fool me twice.

You ain't fool me again. That's just joke we say. No, I would say, George, that would be like, yeah. I would be, that would be the person that I'd be the most nervous about. Like, that'd be, yeah, that'd be tight. There'd be Secret Service people here. That'd be cool. W, what do you think, Sam?

No, Secret Service is that. George is going to show up by himself. George, if you're listening. We got some rules. Rules. I like that. What? Can't have my job.

It's a producer's nervous about Secret Service all this. We can't have all these secret service hangar. But I would think you'd want to go with somebody that knows stuff that you don't know. So I could ask him if we landed on the moon, stuff like that. Not really. You've been watching National Service. Hey, he's a politician. He'd lie to you.

George Bush wouldn't lie of me. It wouldn't be prudent. He's lived from moving. Boy, I knew, you know, I debated going on politics, road. I'll tell you, I'm rough on politicians. Yeah, I saw you going not there. I don't know. I just, I was like George Bush.

Yeah. Well, he was, he was from Texas. He was good for a line. I'll give him that. You never knew what he was going to say. He had, he was funny. Yeah. Everything didn't cost a billion dollars.

You know. He has wits about him. I'm just saying. He had his wits about him. We've had people. He had his wits about him. Tell you what. I would be super.

That's just somebody I've always wanted to meet. Yeah. He took us through a really tough time. and I appreciate him. And he was like the president when I was a kid. So like, that was cool. You don't have to justify it. Remember when he threw that first pitch?

And he threw a strike. I'd sit here and talk to him. I'd like to see the current president to go out of first pitch and throw a strike. We're getting into politics. He can't even ride a bike, people. He started meddling now, boys. He didn't want to medley.

He didn't want to meddling. He said George Bush could ride a bike. I'd like that. I'm sorry I got to find a new one Oh wow In a hurry In a hurry

Oh wow What was your worst Fan experience An old lady Grabbed my booty one time Oh That's wild She took a picture with me and Willie

Was in between us And all of a sudden I said A cougar No Very old You've had a lot of this You've had a lot of fan exposure

This is Lynch Maybe Lindsay I don't know Martin nothing Martin's not going Martin has a very particular one He can't talk about it He can't talk about it

Oh I can talk about But I just No I mean They're fan experience Like I mean there's what The best one Most of them have to do With like awkward smells

Oh no They always come in too close And you're like The best one The best one I don't want people to think I'm cold either If you see me coming to me

Shake my friend of hand So that's why I'm saying I'm saying, like, I don't, it's cool. Like, I mean, you know, Jimmy Red walks in his office every day, so it don't get no worse smelling than that. Oh, gee. Like, well, I mean, he works on a dozer all day. He smells like diesel fuel, sagrant.

And spilled Coca-Cola. So, I mean, I'm like, you know, and like he just went and ate at the Coney Island. And y'all are friends. Yes, I love him today. He comes every Friday and picks up a check. Like, but that's, so that's what I'm saying. I don't ever want people think I'm cold.

Like, come up to me and shake my hand. We're cool. But I haven't, I mean, the weirdest fan experience was the woman, the woman that had me and Jayce sign her underwear, but she was like, look, it's cool. They still have the tags on them. I was like, okay, me and Jayce just look at each other. This was in West Virginia, Morgan Town, West Virginia. A boy never forgets this first time in Morgantown.

Home of the Mountaineers. Like, I mean, the place where we passed the shrimp club that had the Duck Dynasty beer special. Like, it was weird. Like, it was. Got to get out of there. It was bizarre, so, but, you know, I mean, it was just... The best one I was involved in?

We were asked about the worst one. Oh, weird. Luke also asked the weirdest. Yeah, but I... We had a kid walk up, and he said, I need to ask you a question, and I said, go ahead. And he said, that's kind of personal. So I leaned over, I was like, what's up? He was like, well, Uncle's I signed my leg.

I said, your leg? I said, sure, I mean, I guess. And he pulls his leg off now. From the hip and lays it on the tape when I jump back and say, whoa. He said, you want me sign that? He said, yeah, he said, all right. Sign the leg, put it back on and gone. A little weird, yeah.

That's awesome, though. I thought you were going to say, so he signed it, then he went and got Cy's signature tattooed on him. No. People do that. Well, I hope I ain't on there nowhere. I signed a lot of arms and stuff, though, going on these places. We don't have anything here, sign my hand.

Okay. Okay. I got a Sharpie. Get out of the way. Get out. I'll write on anything right now. You got two hours. Here you go.

Boom. All right. I'm going to send us out of here with the Bible verse. We appreciate all our fans and we love you guys. Absolutely. Yep. So Romans 12, 10 says, be devoted to one another in brotherly love. Honor one another above yourselves.

So, I. do that verse to say we appreciate y'all we appreciate y'all listening without y'all uh well we'd still be doing this just without microphones and headsets we'd be talking to each other and laughing yeah but we appreciate y'all listening you know what we wouldn't get to take a break we wouldn't get to take a break break right and we wouldn't get a bunch of fun snacks so thank y'all so much for listening we do love each and every one of you we hope you're having a great day and a great rest of whatever week you're in yeah amen we'll see y'all next time we're out Thank you.