Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Sees Jesus Repped at the Olympics Alongside Last Supper Mockery

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

Uncle Si is lacking a little in Olympic spirit this year, but he’s beyond thrilled that Brody Malone’s dad represented the Gospel during one of the most televised parts. John-David attempts a handstand in the studio that doesn’t pan out well, and Martin gets tickled describing Snoop Dogg’s foray into Olympic coverage. Phillip claims he can breakdance, but is unwilling to prove it. Si gets recognized in public but makes Phillip play along with his act as a homeless man to the delight of the entire restaurant. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

USA USA I'm sorry Everybody listening to him From across the pond We just beat y'all In something else It's USA

Take pride in your country, Martin So the Olympics have been on at your house, huh? That's what you're saying Yeah You and the press have been watching? He's not that into it Physical feats of Physicality

Aren't really his specialty He's more of like a Jeopardy kind of fella but no martin i'll tell you what i did do today though what did you do john we watched so there are people upset about the olympics because france went full france i don't know if you saw france got to be france and just try and ruin everything good and pure um but then me and all the old dudes at the honey hole i got to send myself this picture we've been watching them little four eight guys do the flips and stuff have you seen that no Can you imagine hanging by two rings from the ceiling?

No, but Vince Vaughn did it smoking a cigarette one time, which I thought was cool. See, that's just, that's fake news. It was all, it was in the movie, in old school. Yeah, I don't believe that. That means it happened. Yeah, I mean, it had to have happened, right? So anyway, this was my morning, me and the old guys watching, have you ever thought about how to even start a pommel horse?

No. I couldn't do it. I'm not sure I could even get up there. I know I can't spell it. So this was right before I left, but then the coolest thing ever happened. What? So there's a guy on the name Brody. He had some troubles a couple of years ago, like broke his legs, basically, falling off of stuff, had to like crawl his way back, didn't do that great and qualified.

And then today, whenever the USA won bronze meddled for the first time in 16 years, it shoots over to his dad. Oh, wow. Look at that. They're in the gospel hat. Look at there. His dad's got the down cross grave up down from like, that's the WFR one. Yeah. Is it not?

I mean, it certainly looks like it. That's cool looking. So I want to meet this guy now and ask him where he got to hat. But everybody's all talking about all the terrible things that France tried to pull off at the opening ceremonies. This is what I'm talking about. America. America. And Jesus coming in third place.

Jesus comes in first place. But America came in third place today. It's fun to watch. You don't like watching? Olympics? I don't watch the lyric. Why don't it? You will watch...

I like the Prev's. I got better things to do. You will watch Eastern Montana play the deaf school of Illinois. In volleyball. Volleyball. But whenever it's like the world's

greatest. When they're all really good, nah, not interesting. That's pretty cool, John Lentan. No, it's too boring. You know he likes to watch. watch poker. That's what he likes to watch on TV. Either that or Matt Dillon on a pistol with somebody. Hold on. Did you just say?

He never changes, does it? A man doing 14 flips in the air and then landed and not moving his feet is boring. Hey, no. Poker on TV, that's exciting? I'll take my hand off for the guy that could do it, okay? But, hey, doesn't do anything for you. Well, it doesn't do anything. Okay.

His attention spans gone. I didn't see it coming like that today. I actually thought he would be because he's into so many obscure sports. I figured the Olympics, which is like home of obscure sports. Yeah, we got to talk about that. Would be right up his alley. Of course, I don't think the Olympics today are what the ancient Greeks necessarily had in mind. Breakdancing is in the Olympics.

What? That would be Phelps geek. He's into breakdancing. Okay. Breakdancing is an Olympic. pick sport and pickleball's not so we we've got issues as a well they already got badminton and the way they plays about like pickleball them boys them boys wild i watched some highlights last night with snoop dog commentating it by the way snoop NBC congratulations on hiring that man really to be your

color commentary for the olympic for badminton he did it well him and tariko went through like all the highlights last night so here is snoop call some of that stuff That does sound like. What does it sound like? Tell me. It's fantastic. Like, I mean, just, I don't know, because, like, Snoop's voice is a voice from our childhood. So, like, it's kind of cool.

Yeah, I mean, he's chill. I mean, gives all potheads hope, right? Like, I mean, him and Willie Nelson are still rolling, you know, no pun intended. Because I think Snoop clean now, maybe, allegedly. Yeah. But, you know, it is. It's fun to watch. The Olympics needed something.

They needed a little shot. in the arm and so like for TV coverage. So yeah, bringing Snoop on board. Hey, Snoop Dog could do it now. Oh, yeah. He can dance too, Zah. He can dance too, Zah. But you got to remember now, when Sye's watching something, he's an adrenaline junkie.

So he's the one who got in that monster truck and like a crazy man just jumped all those cars. I knew right then that he was crazy. And then he wouldn't even stay for 30 minutes. It's like 15 minutes later, he's ready to go. He's bored. I was boring. Nope.

This ain't no good, boys, I'm bored. Let's go. I mean. But poker. But he loves poker. I'm not saying playing it. Playing it's fun. I've been there and done that.

No, but he likes watching it too. And you don't walk in and turn the station on him either. Watching it. Here's the thing about it. And last night I kind of, I got into it. Okay. Poker is a very complex game. Okay, because there's a million things you're thinking about

while all this. is going on. Like what? But that's not cool. That's actually really cool. Look at this man. Look at this man. This man is upside down doing a handspan on ringstring.

We're watching the rings now. Backwards flip. You know what that tells me? That's Brody Malone. His dad had the hat on. What? And he flipped like a hundred times. What did he get?

A good score? A better half? Third place. Thank you. USA all the way. That right there is, yeah. I can't even do that on the ground. No, no.

Hey, yeah. I could do it accidentally. He's doing it on two flexible. I wonder if I can do a handspan. No. No. I'm just saying it's on the floor. With the wall?

I can do it with the wall. That is impressive. Okay. You got to give it the bad for Duke. John D is a guy who has seen your balance on display? No, that's my feet. Gravity one, Johnny D, zero. via my hands.

Well, buddy. How tall are these lines? Buddy, the floor is yours. Hey, whoop. I'll replace them. I'll pay for them if you do a handoff. Okay, Johnny D is going to attempt. I know that this is an audio-driven thing, but for folks driving and listening.

He takes his microphone off. He's taking stuff out of pockets. He takes his wallet out. He's tucking in his shirt. He's tugging in his shirt because he don't want us to see. He's about to attempt. He's about to attempt a handstand. A handstand.

He put his hat on backwards. That's, no, but you don't. He almost had it. All the way. No. Nope. Okay, one more time. Gravity one.

Oh, no. Watch the table. You're going to hurt yourself from the tape. Okay. Oh. Okay. Epic fail. Olympic athletes are incredible.

Oh, no. That's why I was telling you. You got to give them their due. I bet there's more injuries the next two weeks of people our age. See? Because I'm watching the Olympics. Oh, I'd do that. I'm out of breath.

that. No, but I've always thought... You haven't had a bush light yet. And you went ahead and tried it. I've always thought they should trot out some normal guy and be like, here, try this. That's the boy that goes in the swimming pool and gets the hats. Have you seen him yet? Uh-uh. What's he do? You got to look at the hat, the hat guy for how he's on there. He wears the most bizarre looking speedo you've ever seen. Got a little belly. Like makes you feel good about like you see him and you're like, man, that swimmer doesn't look like the rest of them. Then you realize he's just retrieving stuff that everybody else lost in the pool. Bob the cap catcher.

There you go. Bob the cap catcher, yeah. What a great job. Look at Bob. Look, Bob owns it, son. They're making me watch an ad for Nike to make me. Nah, we'll talk to Bob. I don't think Bob's got a Nike deal.

I think they're just, I hope he gets paid off that. Because Bob. NBC News has a whole article about Bob. Well, he's fantastic. Is he? Well, I don't know. I can't wait to see more. It gives you hope.

He's the most. normal looking person you're going to see at the Olympics without a shirt on. Trust me. He's just wearing his feet. The two I've watched the most of are men's gymnastics and men's beach volleyball. And they're either 6-7 and built with a chisel or 5'4

and even bigger built with a chisel. They're very strong men. I call some highlights of the women's beach volleyball last night. They have... Si, you should watch that. You'd really like that one. You probably would. The bottoms that they wear now a lot smaller than they used to be. We need more clothes on.

Yeah, they used to be regular. They wore pants the other day. I appreciate it because then I could watch it with my kids. Because I must say this, women's beach volleyball is more fun to watch the men's. Absolutely. Clothing aside. Yeah.

It's one of the few sports where it's like, oh, I'd rather watch the women because the men just, they can dunk a basketball and slam it down your throat. I feel the same way about women's tennis. I'll watch women's tennis, but men's tennis takes way too long to watch. Who is this guy? Look at Bob.

how come all the yeah what does it say not all heroes wear bob swimming around look at bob well he's just getting the stuff out of the pole hold on why does bob need a speedo on look at bob the most normal looking dude there oh let me get there oh he's getting retrieving stuff oh yeah he's definitely French and his name's definitely not bob just the haircut alone tells me that but he's got a future in insight commercials remember smiling bob now we have bob the cap catcher catcher saves the day everybody cheers for him yeah everybody cheers How could you not?

He retrieved your camp. Again, he's normal. He's a sense of normalcy brought to the Olympics. You're like, I could probably do that job. I can only relate to that guy. Yeah. That's impressive. Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, Bob. But no, I like the women's gymnastics, too. Oh, that's tomorrow. The things those women can do. No, Simone. She's like 4-8, by the way. Yeah, she jumped on that vault thing I watched last night, like, too high.

She gets 11 foot in the air. I know. How? Do you think she could dunk? No. Or is that like a special She's jumping and bouncing. She's going to need a little help

Like with it I think she obviously could With a vault But boy, that'd be a tough lesson To learn if you missed. I don't think she'd miss. She can do 472 flips and turns

Then land on her feet without moving. I'll say this, She could do more with an injured calf Than I could do healthy. So, I mean, she's walking around there limping And then ran a 40-yard dash

And jumped on something like I mean, unbelievable. The world's great. are on display. So no matter if you let the opening ceremonies get all up under your skin or not. We have some emails about that. Yeah.

You know, I mean, it's whatever. I don't. That kind of stuff doesn't bother me. Because you can't be surprised by it because they're French. That's a joke. No. But they are. You got people who follow God and love Christ and you have people who don't.

Well. And you can't expect the people who don't. Do you ever think something on mainstream? media is going to embrace it. All right. I mean, really? Are we, are we to that point? We're like, oh, well, this year they'll do, no, no.

Nobody's shocked about it. No. And so for that reason. But disgusted, yeah. It's gross. It's, bleh. It's weird. But let's celebrate Brody Malone's dad wearing that hat.

That's a good point, Johnny De. And how many people miss sticking the ring? And how many people miss that moment? Because, oh, they hurt my feelings. Yeah. Meanwhile, we're sneaking the guy. You got to be sneaky. You got to be covert missions.

like Brody Malone's dad. Also, Brody Malone, just because your dad wore that hat, I want to hold a silver medal. He's got one now, or bronze. Bring it by. We want to see it. Yeah, come to the podcast.

Come to the podcast. You've got to open. Bring your dad. Also, any Olympian that has a medal, if you lost, you're out. Anybody who could do a handstand. If any...

If any... Sorry, I can't do one either. Handstands are tough. That's what I just learned today. Well, I mean, I didn't know that, but I always assumed it was. I mean, you're standing on your head. Oh, I can do a cartwheel, and I can run up a tree and do a back flip.

No, you can't. First off, currently, I believe the cartwheel. No, I used to do that all the time, run up a wall and do a back flip, a tree. I believe that all used to. Hey, friend. I said used to. Hey, friend, there are four walls in this room. Oh, no, no. I'll bust that door down.

Boom, what happened? Phil free to do some kind of stuff. free to run up any of them and flip. I had a buddy that could do that. He'd run at the wall and then he'd run up it and do it backflip like he was on the Matrix. You think you got that one in you? Nope. Okay.

Johnny D. Please try it. Well, you're the one saying you can do it. I can do it. I think I can right now. I'm not going to, but I think I can. It's okay to think I can. Well, and just like that spirit, I know I can. I doubt it.

sigh's perceptive though he's like i don't believe it so what was your greatest athletic accomplishment in life i was the best downfield blocker ever i can see that okay those are scrappy those are and 30 pounds it was sneaky okay it had to be sneaky i could see side just earholeing somebody that didn't see it was coming oh it would be outlawed after that what they call now, I, they throw the flag and say, cut block. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

He diving at people's knees? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He was a crackback blocker from way back. Hey, look. Hey, the best game I ever played, we got beat 77 to seven. So seven, okay, and I got the kicker 11 times. It's punished. I mean, hey, I ain't talking about just knock him down on the ground.

But this back in the days when the kicker was also the middle linebacker. Yeah. Okay. Big boy. I'm talking about this little. They weren't a very specialized trip. You seen the little girls do the cartwheel deal? Yeah.

Well, I did that to that, what, 6-3-195. And he was in the air going 11 times. Well, it ain't hard to do if I don't see you coming. They never saw him coming. I was good at it. Stealthy. I was good at it. If cut blocking was an Olympic sport.

But the most fun I ever had was if I wanted to. It rained when we play football. Really? Well, what did you do? Who had the best balance? Who could stand up without falling? Not me. And then I went, hey, size didn't mean anything then.

Because then my 130 pounds, if I hit you, all we're going to do is hit the ground and then slide 40 yards in the water. Okay, so that was fun. And what about it? It didn't make a difference how big you was. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means?

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I thought you were really good with a slingshot. What? Marble. Is that athletic? That was like Target shooting? what? If breakdancers in, slingshot should be in. That's right. And you can still do that. That's marble.

Yeah. I mean, we used to have championship marble game. I've never played. In the neighborhood. You ever played marbles? I don't even know how to play. No. You? We didn't. I mean, I always had a set of marbles. I never understood what they were for. Way of us. Because you play with them and like little jacks and

stuff. A little... No, we play a little... Rubberd circles. Put some marbles out. Put some marbles out. And then, hey. Marbles. Got your shooter. a special one. That's the big one, isn't it? Oh, yeah, and hey, and it wasn't any good unless you could, like, a golf all day,

hit it and it hit and spin. Yeah. You could just, hey, you had to shoot that shooter, and it'd knock that other one out, and then just dig a hole where it was at. That way, they tried to hit you. You'd be about half a buried. Lost games of the 1900s. Yeah.

You're about half buried, so, hey, they'd shoot over it. Then you'd walk up every. Pek-ch-ch-crow. People that shot Marbles are playing pickleball now. That's it. That's true. The fact that pickleball is not going to be a sport in the next Olympics either is a travesty known to all mankind.

This is a greatest sport. What's the most obscure sport in the Olympics? I mean, breakd dancing. I'll tell you what it is. Biscuit baseball. Biscuit baseball. That's in the Olympics? No, but that was around our house.

My sister, her first match of biscuits, they were green and hard as a hardball. Green. Why were they green? I have no idea. You didn't eat them, did you? No. Oh, no, we played hardball with them for years.

For years? They lasted more than one. She kept cooking? Hey, look, hitting it with a baseball bat, you know? Things hard as you're rock. What? I'm serious. Biscuit baseball.

And she later turned out to be a really good cook. But, I mean, hey, it took a me. First batch of biscuits was a bummer. That happens to all of us, right? Teeth chipper. First time you went duck hunting, you was terrible at it, too. Well, I guess. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to have to say none of them top breakdancing. Where's the USA fall in the breakdancing? Where are we at in that? Number one, USA, America. You'd have to go somewhere like the suburbs of San Francisco maybe to find the league. I don't. Wait a minute. You could go to some of our inner cities.

Then boys can break dance and a girl. But it's not a, how is it a competition? Well, I'm just saying, hey, this is. Hey, if you would, he's got to go to the inner cities to get them, boys. That's the Olympics official website. Just a man standing on his own. I can't do that either, so I will give him that. And it's just called breaking?

Apparently. Yeah, he's going to end up with his head spinning on. That's weird. You've got to have a strong neck to do that. Yeah. I'm serious. And you'll go ball to get out of it. And the next Olympus, we're getting flag football.

Because look, the inner city's back on that. For real? Hey, a lot of them play basketball. Yeah. Okay. And then you got those that do the breakdancing. And then you got those that do it on the rollerboard. A skateboard.

No, well, it's rollerboard. What I call it. Skateboarding all of a lot of board, whatever. Got four wheels on it and they do everything on it. You know, they go down the stairs, the rail, all that good stuff. Oh, okay. I know, yeah, the skateboards, how they jump up and do all the things. The Lippery is a wild Tony Hawk.

Yeah. Because the other day I watched an old white man that was 59 ride a horse around the field, and I was like, I don't get it. And he came in like eighth. That was the Olympus? That was it. Was it Jace? No.

He was just trotting around, and then he'd go up somewhere, and they'd trot back. And then they were like, that was okay. And I was like, what do you do wrong? Yeah, I didn't get it. Well, in that case, who's the? athlete, the rider or the horse? A little bit of both. And they said that the horse was older

than the youngest person on the team, like in the gymnastics? The Romans rode two horses, just a foot on that's right. Way more cooler than what I watch. Yeah, that would have been cool. That's fun. That's there because that was in one of John Wayne's movies.

Seriously, they jump up. The cavalry, that's how they trained them. For sure. Look, all they got is bridled on them, they jump up on them and wide open. Good luck. Hey, here's the thing. They don't just run them around the track. They got to jump stuff too.

That's awesome. While standing on the back of the horse. By standing on one foot on each horse. It's amazing to what. So Johnny D. You think? No, we've fallen. No, I don't get around horses. I wouldn't even do with that weird thing they were doing the other day. Think how old that is. That was how Romans rode their horses.

Well, you had to do something. You didn't have done that dynasty. Hey. That sounds, if they did that in the Olympics, I would have not changed the change. Then I'd watch it. If they brought horses in, I'd watch the Olympics. They have horses. But it's like the kind of horses that are at events that we get kicked out. Oh, no, they don't do nothing.

Yeah, they're sophisticated. Si, what's the Charlton? Like, if you showed up, they'd tell you to change, and then they'd just ask you to go home. What's the Charlton Heston movie? Remember when he's riding them horses? That's a, well, Ben Hur. Yes. That's a good one.

In the Roman chariot. Yeah. Look, this is it. With a bunch of swords on the wheels. That's all she does. This is an event. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Oh, hey.

Hey, here's the time. Look how beautiful that horse is. This is dazzling according to the description. Does it. Look at how pretty that horse is. Eventing. That's it. This is it.

I watch this for 20 minutes. Folks listening, this is probably as boring as what I'm watching. Yeah, I want, now the horse stopped. Equestrian. Give her some. point. Moonwalk. I'm not using that horse for what that horse was bled for.

That's a race horse. Yeah, I know. That's why we should get two dudes standing on the back of it with spears. And just running out each other and throw. Oh, yeah, full blast. Why just two of them? Why not have three? Have one in the middle doing flips and stuff.

Yeah. And we can get Brody Malone. Hey, that way, hey, the other two, look, the other two could try to spear him. And Brody's that. Well, don't try to spin. Now, that's going to be fun. Hey, hey, you got to make it. Hey, the more dangerous is, the more exciting it is.

I'm with sigh. Si and things that you like, should poker be an Olympic sport? No. Are poker players athletes? No, no, they're not. Praise the Lord, you answer that right. Well, no, no. They're brainiacs.

I don't know. So you're arguing that they're math leech then. Oh, no, no. Yeah, they're brainiacs, okay. I'm saying, hey, I'll tell you what you do. They need to do this. All the poker players need to go have medical. do a

psychiatric evaluation and I guarantee you every one of them will score high in math oh IQ psychological every one of them will score high in math a full battery exam that's right full battery exam okay what about you

I would score low he's probably going to be in the mild range I'm math not that's why I can't play a guitar What? Music, music is math. You get bored with it.

No, no. Music is math. And you can't do math. You ain't never heard, Willie Nelson started a band. One, two, three, four. I heard James Brown. Bam, bum, bum,

bab. Hey. James Brown was the hardest working band in show business. And he had the coolest thing he would do. If his band made a mistake, and if you watch some of his performances,

you'll see him, doing that but he just find whoever he's pointing at he'd go he just find the five dollars. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it showed him, look, it showed him he had that slide, he'd slide be slides

across the stage and hit. That's 15? Yeah, he just hit that boy 15 bucks. Did they find you for your singing? No. Did you get to our player, look at you? They should have. They should have. That's 20

I didn't tell you what happened Hey you don't realize how much is going on For a person that's a front man Oh I do too When they walk up on stage I've watched them think Hey yo hey I've locked eyes With this good looking woman

Oh good grief Here we go It's over It's over He lost his words I was supposed to be singing And hey no That's it

Yeah it was over And what about in Arizona When you were doing the fundraiser for the fires over there, and they just took off without you. Like, hey, boys, you all need to slow it down. Nope. Nope.

Nope, they wouldn't slow down. They wouldn't start over either. They just kept playing. They had drank a fifth. And I saw them open it, and like 20 minutes later, that fifth was empty and they had cracked another one. The music life. Hey, it's rough.

Music life is rough. It's a tough. All right. Well, we've been all over Paris. Now we're at Arizona. Where y'all been somewhere? Hey. Where have y'all been?

We have been to Tennessee, North Carolina, and Georgia. Oh, no, you've done that wrong. Okay, go ahead. We have been to Ducktown. Ducktown, Tennessee. Okay, and that's on the... Is that a real place? That's on the O-C-O-E-E River.

A Coee. Would you believe that I've been... Do you pronounce that O-C-C-O-C-E? I've drafted it. Oh, yeah. They had a lot of them. You just did it. I did it July 4.

No, no, hey, look, that's rafting it. I mean, whitewater. The Coe River was... the Cald-Aac River in 1996 for the Atlanta Olympics. I heard that. Well, hey, they were saying. Hallelujah. Guess who won that Olympics?

USA, boy. USA. U.S. Tennessee. There you go. But anyway, we had a great event up there. What was it? On our way there, we stopped and we ate at a restaurant,

and everybody in there came up to the table. Everybody in the whole restaurant, they were like, you look like Uncle Si. Yeah. And I told them what I always said. And I said, well, I said, these are the nicest three guys. I said, I'm homeless, and I was hitchhiking. And I said, these boys picked me up and then brought me to this restaurant,

and they're buying me a meal. Well, they've buying it. A little burger play? No. No. Oh, we have seafood. Was seafood? Seafood, yeah.

Because I had to pay for it. I've actually eaten in Dukk Down, Tennessee. That's what's funny. It was after one of them rafting trips. We were starving after the first one. That is beautiful country. It really is. Oh, yeah.

I mean, what's the Black Mountain region, is it, I think? Oh, I don't know what they're called. I know this, the Black Mountain region of North Carolina right there. Yeah. Okay, because it's the, oh, yeah, you're on the border. You're on the border of all of it. Three states coming together there. Yeah, so the event was actually in Ducktown, Tennessee.

And the night before we did a VIP in North Carolina. And then that morning we ate breakfast in Georgia. Georgia. And then we went to North Carolina for the main of it. And it was called Elevate, one night, one place, one Jesus. And it was for our youth groups that were coming from all over. And we gave them, look at it, we gave them a three prong gospel sermon. Okay. Philip.

Prong number one. And Matt. We started, Matt started with creation. Okay. And we ended with creation, which I thought was real, real cool. because here's the deal if you don't believe that God spoke this everything we see

in the existence, you're lost from the start. But then, hey, then when we got through the sermon, okay, the question is how did we get in Jesus Christ? And that would be we reenact his death, barrel, resurrection.

And when you do that, baptism is involved. So you bury the old sinful man or sinful woman in the watery grave of baptism. And when you come out of the water, okay, God says, I love it. You're a new creation because you've been washed clean by the blood of Jesus. Okay. And then he does the most amazing thing.

The last part of this is, and the most important part is, he gives you his Holy Spirit. We're driving by the river, okay. You follow the ECOA the whole way up there. I'm looking and I told the guy that I said, I said, this is the craziest thing. I said, I've been here. And I couldn't remember when and why I was there. And I said, I don't know.

Did you ever remember? Oh, yeah, I remember. 1996 Atlanta 11th. No, no. And it has to do me and my band. Dan was in the hospital over K. nursing home over there and she had been telling the kids and they had told me that my brother's going to come visit me. I didn't know it.

Oh enough she kept, you know, they'd say, yeah, I want to see Jan the other day. You know, she's doing okay, but, you know, she just keeps saying that you're fixing to come visit her. Well, the next time I know, Bridget and him said, hey, look, we got a gig that we're going to in North Carolina. You know, and she said, Black Mountain and I said, wait a minute. Where? she's the Black Mountain.

I said, that's where the Gordon, Dasher, and all his clan moved to. So, hey, here we go over. And that's when I was there. Ah. To see her. Look at there. And old Dasher called us and he said, hey, y'all drive over here. I'm going to pay for y'all to eat, you know, at some restaurant.

And we were like, it's an hour and a half away. You just come over here and see us. I said, hey, hey, come through the event. It's too far away. I ain't doing it. He said, too far away. Well, you're too far away. Bye.

Well, bye. And that's the end of that story. It was a good event, okay, and I don't know how many people responded. But we had a blast. Regardless, that's incredible. I mean, that is the middle of nowhere. Yeah. It really is.

There ain't much around there except a river to go jump in a raft on and a bunch of school buses. And there wasn't a hotel to stay in. So we had to get a little house. Airbnb, yeah. It said Ma'amaw and Poppaws on the front door. That lake you drove past, though, Park. Was it Parkstale or something? Yeah, Parkstale, full of spotted bass.

I mean, if you just got bored. It actually is pretty good fishing up there. I've been on that pond. I know one thing, that's a beautiful area. That's cool. Yeah, I wouldn't want to live there, but it's cool. So I wanted to stop and maybe paying for some gold on the way. I would like to do that.

I should have done it in Alabama. As a man who's been on that, a co, he just let me give you fair warning. That water's a little chill. Oh, no, no. I know it's cold. That's coming out.

That's up in the mountains. Okay, that's cold water there. Yeah, that water's a smidge chilly. Yeah. But, no, it is a cool area. Well, that's, that's something that you drew that big of a crowd. But, I mean, not that you,

but not you drew that big of crowd, but where you were that there were that many people to come. Because for none of them, it was a very short drive, I can assure you. Like, I mean, they all had to travel. 30, 40, 50 minutes to come see you.

So that's cool. Ducktown, baby. God is good. That, that's a... Hey, there ain't no ducks up there. No, ain't a duck around there. I'm sorry. Because I ask you, man, they said, no, ain't no ducks.

Maybe about seven woodies. Where did y'all come up with a name Ducktown? You got to be waterproof live up there. Well, John D is there anything? I was just trying to figure out how they named it Ducktown. Sorry, what? No, that's good. Did you, did you find it?

No. What about that inbox? Do you find that? Oh, we got a few things. I want to go ahead and... Yeah, let's do it. We're going to start up with a little international flair, you know, in honor of the people that were beating in the Olympics.

I just realized Beth's been giving me eyes this whole time. Yes, yes. Kanata. Yeah, they're not winning anything either. Winter Olympics are coming soon, Beth. Give it two years. So Dan emails in. He has a little bit of...

of a squirrel. He's going to call it an infestation going on. So, easy fix. He says he's going to shoot a few in order to control the population. Dan, you might want to look up local rules and regulations and seasons. He's never eaten squirrel, but he doesn't want them to go to waste. What's our favorite way to cook them? Okay.

Dan from Derbyshire, England, UK. I don't steal so many countries in that country. well first and foremost you only shoot the young ones that would be the smallest ones okay then you clean them and you fry them up and they are delicious yeah dan i'm not sure how much fried chicken you've had over there in derby shower if you even have peanut oil um surely they got peanut oil but if you know how to well hey i fry it like your fish and chips that's it yeah same deal like i know y'all have fish and chip. That's a pretty landlocked area of England.

I mean, he's in the dead middle of England. He's right beside the Nottingham Forest. Don't know if you heard of that one? Really? What far? That's cool. The one in Nottingham? Oh, okay.

Who do the squirrels belong to before he goes to killing them? They belong to him if they tearing up his property. Thank you. That's right. Infestation. But I think the hardest thing, the hardest thing about England or the UK or wherever he's at, ain't it like getting a gun? Man, that's a pretty tough feat.

He's already got one. He said, and I quote, pick yourself up off the floor. Yes, with the correct documentation, we can own firearms in England. No, I knew that, but I thought it was like a, I mean, we were over there basically, like, you had to be, like, super wealthy

as who we were going to get the guns from. So maybe, Dan, good for you, buddy. Dan, would you like to advertise anything? Yeah. We got a show. We got spot. That's my favorite, that's my favorite wild game. Squirrel.

Yeah, fried like chicken. Okay, fried young ones and hey. And learn how to make a gravy. Me and my brother-in-law, I had killed a bunch. He said, that's what he wanted. And I had killed like 20. And me and him and my wife, she may have ate a couple of legs. But me and him ate 20 squirrels.

Yeah. At one set. It is all young. Go. Fright like chicken. It was good. And I'm not saying it tastes like chicken, because it tastes like squirrel.

That's a different taste. Like you would, frying chicken. But it's good. And make you some rice, they make you some gravy. They fry their fish like they're frying chicken. Yeah. And then fry you,

and make you some biscuits. No scones. These need biscuits. Siret. What would you tell him about cleaning the squirrels? Because you do get a little upset when they're not right. Well, there's a couple ways you do it.

Okay, you can take the hair on the mistart, the middle, cut a little ring around him, pull it off his legs, put it off front legs and the head. Okay, you can do it that way, or you can flip him over, you know, cut his tail. Your grandma. You know, then skin him that way. No, I was taught you, like, pull the hair off the base of the tail.

You cut through the tail, but not through it all the way. And then you just kind of follow it up the back line until you get to the middle. Then you go down each side. And then you can put his feet up, you can just take that tail and take him all the way down to the head. As long as you ain't shot him in the middle of his body, As long as he's head shot, wherever you shot him, he's going to pull in half. Well, that, if you shot him was shotgun or 22. Yeah.

And I love how, I love how. He went to 22 and head. I love how Martin's grandma used to differentiate between the old and the young squirrels. Do you remember, Cy? Oh, she would leave the eyeballs in the. Eyeballs. I don't remember which one was which, but one of them had eyes and one of them did. No, the old was.

Johnny Dee loves it. Yeah. And I always said, why don't you just write on the bag old? Yeah. Why we got to leave eyes in there? Oh, what? Hey. I mean,

I, you go in that freezer. She said, hey, go give me some squirrels. I don't know. I'm out and cooking for dinner. You go in there.

Just I. Are we having smothered or fried, ma'am. Laying emails in. I just want to point this out. Three years ago, he emailed in. Does that,

does that math check out? Yeah. Three years ago? Yeah. That blew my mind. Hey, we've been doing this for three years. Longer.

Look, you know, I was at another expo this weekend. I'm not trying to derail that, but I forgot, I meant to say this earlier, a guy walked up to me and shook my hand, he said, and he talked about you two, sigh and Philip, but he said we mentioned him on the podcast. I think he was originally from Oklahoma, maybe, and was diagnosed with stage four cancer. Chad. That may be it. Guthrie. That sounds right. But anyway, we prayed for him on here, and then he has some other folks pray for him back at

home and he is 100% cancer free. Wow. Amen. God does. Like, but he was, I said, well, you, you ain't supposed to be here shaking my hand telling me this then, are you? And he's like, no. I said, well, then I think there's something for you to do about that while you hear. You know, you got a new lease on life.

God ain't done with him. Yeah, he was very humble. But like, when he told me that, he was like, do you remember? And I said, man, I'm sorry. I do not. Like, I mean, I would love to tell you. I'd love to lie to you. and tell you I did.

I don't know if I'd give you a warm and fuzzy feeling, but we've done some many, but that story will be one that sticks with me, I can assure you. Like, healing, hearing, you know,

Cy and Philip brought, brought his name back from a trip and we did all the things. I mean, not saying, we don't get another credit. I told him, I don't you tell him we did it. Like,

that's God did that for you. We ain't done nothing. Wow. Let me also say at our event, and I didn't, I don't know, I meant to bring this up, but everybody,

you know, the older and the younger guys and girls, they were like, we love y'all's podcast. We listen to, I mean, people just love the podcast. Hey, how did it make you feel when people walk up to you and they're about 18 or 20 and they say, hey, I grew up watching you. No, they knew. And I look at him and I'm like, they were like, we know you. I was like, well, then you must be a real fan.

I look at it. I'm like, well, that math does check out. I am crowding 40. We're getting old. I guess you could have grown up watching me. People, we don't realize how small the world really is. Oh, yeah. Especially since we have all the technology that everything is instantly at our fingertips.

But hey, it's smaller than everybody thinks. Oh, yeah. Ain't no doubt. But what it gets me is I tell people all the time that, you know, I'm living proof that God, the Father, Son, Holy Spirit are alive and well. Because I've seen them do so many miraculous things. things okay and the whole robinson family's that way okay and it's just like that kid you've told him out yeah wow man he stays cancer we said a prayer for him and hey god said yep okay the answer

yes generally when you get to that four number there ain't much coming back oh no yeah it takes a full blown m i r acle yeah divine intervention what i call it yep no it's cool but sorry to derail it no it doesn't derail it at all. It's just, well, you know, took us down a little memory lane there, and that's kind of what this one is. So three years ago, my man Lane emails in, asked for advice on where to find a girlfriend, a classic question in the emails. Apparently, Si said, how about you go to a church and meet a girl? And I quote, you big dummy. That sounds right. That checks out. So now they're married. Oh.

So he did he went to church. Did they have a girl? They got a child. Name Sylus. They will have a baby boy soon. Okay. We don't have a name. Lane,

we're requesting Silas. You don't have to go Sylus. I'll go with John. Silas? John's good too. John. Somebody else emailed in their name and their kid Owen. I like that.

There you go. But anyway, they've actually been here. Came to the tour. It came to the Honeyhole. Apparently I met them. I don't remember it. It happens. I'm excited that three years in,

weird stuff we do, like telling big dummies to go to church matters. Okay. We've got time for one more. These are both going to take a second, I think, is why I say one more. We got burnt out with church and needs advice or the future of the hunting industry.

Future. My idea is. His burnout was the church. He's in charge. All right. 31 from San Antonio. That's not a river. That's a creek.

I just need to get that out there. That's them big one. Oh my goodness. That's Charles Barkley. Sure Rose. Anyway. Sure Rose down there. That's some dirty water.

San Antonio and Galveston will forever get it from me and Martin just because of Charles Barclay. Here's her deal. Been a Christian in her whole life. Grew up going to church. Been going to the same one her whole life. Well, since she was. was 13. She's 31 now. She's been there a minute. Very small church, about 20, 25 people.

Passed for years, she's getting burnt out. Doesn't feel like she's getting anything. Feels like she has to go there because of family. Still loves the pastor, but it's just tough because she feels like she needs to be somewhere else. So she's burned out. She's going to a small church. Doesn't feel like hurting anybody's feelings. Mm-hmm. What? is the answer role I have a problem I don't like

never have okay you will not find that anywhere in the Bible about going to church you're going to meet with God's family okay and you said well okay I'm burnt out with

okay that tells me this is just my opinion okay you're going there for the wrong reason. You're going there to be entertained or uplifted. Being uplifted is no problem. But if you're going there to be entertained, you're going for the wrong reason.

Because here's my how I look at it. Sometimes I'm sitting in the pew with the family, and I'm only concerned with me, and Jesus. And really, sometimes I don't even really there's no one else around. Okay. Because the only

reason I'm there is to give glory to the Father, Son, the Holy Spirit for what they've done for me, what they've done for my family, what they've done for all the Robbersons. Okay. So I have a problem that you're saying

you're burn out. but meeting with the brothers and sisters. I think that I think, I think, that she could be burned out from meeting with the same small group and not maybe being edified or getting her needs met.

If you don't have community there, and part of it, she's gone to other places and she gets the, we missed you text. And that's because those people love you. Yes, but I go to a church that I didn't go to growing up.

And I still love Mike Kellett and Alan Robertson, who I grew up listening to. a ton. But at some point in life, I needed to make a switch for me because I needed to go find some guys that I could have community with. So if you are just going to church and having no community, you got to find somewhere where you have that. And nobody's going to judge you for looking for that, but you need to be up front. Now, Saya is right. If you're going to church just to watch the Super Sunday show, you ain't going to be fulfilled. It'll never be enough.

what church you go to. But if you're going for, if you, you gotta have some people in your life that can speak into your life. And if you don't have that there, that are your age, that are going through the same stuff you are,

then there's nothing wrong with going to seeing other people. I left a church of 50, that 40 of them were my family. Because I had felt, probably some of the same sentiment. She was, yeah,

I mean, you know, my grandfather was, the preacher and I had listened to him my whole life up into not and that is nothing against him he was a great preacher and there were people that he pastored and led and did all the things but for me in my life I was the only one in there at like 20 years old like there was nobody yeah my age like essentially except for a couple of my cousins which you know um but we're family so it's not even like you know I mean we were going to see each other and lift each other up anyways right

So, like, for me, you know, I left and I went, started visiting around, went to WFR, went to First Baptist, went to, I mean, I've been everywhere in this town for the most part. I mean, I really have. Like, but to me, like, then you just find a place that kind of feels homey almost, like you feel good. But I think the worst thing you can do a lot of times is a Christian is go to one place. I owe you apology, darling. I missed what you was actually saying. Yeah, but you're right. No, you're correct. No, no, but we all said it, okay? I do owe you apology, okay, because I was too hard on you. Okay, because your needs are, the family is not meeting your needs.

Maybe. I agree. We don't know. No, no. We're just saying. Just for what you've said, okay, you're going there and you don't, you're not happy. Okay, so they're not making your needs. Are you involved with people at church? Okay. And that's all you're not on the church. Yeah. Yeah. Because, you know, I, but I do. I sincerely

apologize. Okay. Because your needs are not being met. And I don't want, I don't want you to feel guilty like you have to be there because you don't. You know, go somewhere else and find a place where you can have joy and peace and all these things in your life. And she had a line in here that said she doesn't want to be disloyal to the church she grew up. It's not being disloyal as long as you're honoring. Because you are the church. You've put in here, Ashley, you'll never stop seeking Jesus word. Guess where you learn that, that church.

So if you go somewhere else, you can still honor that place and say, that's where my roots and my foundations are. I'm so proud to be from here. And I'm pretty sure the leaders of that church would be more unhappy with you staying they're not being fulfilled than going somewhere else and getting your fulfillment. She needs to go. to another congregation. But while you figured out,

the cool thing is we live in 2024 and you can still go to that church right now while you're figuring it out and when you go home, you can watch other services in your area online. And you can kind of get a feel for where, you know,

what may be next for you without, you know, having to full-blown do things like that. Like, I mean, so it's a, because it's a, hey, trust me, it's a weird thing first time you walk in new church too because you're like, I remember the first time I turned right

instead of left. I started. Yeah. I mean, it's a weird feeling. Yeah. Now, granted, in this town, West Monroe ain't very big. So no matter which one I walk into,

I'm going to know somebody. Like, so, you know, the weirdness leaves. But I bet San Antonio's a lot. I mean. San Antonio big, though. But it's big. But, I mean, how many churches do you pass on the way to church, uh, work?

A bunch. You know what I'm saying? And so there's more there, I'm sure. Yeah. I pass six churches on my way to church. And I'm like, I hope y'all are doing good. Hope y'all are doing good.

So it's a weird American thing that we got going on. Yeah. But seek out the answer in prayer, whatever that may be. Try different places, even if you still go Sunday mornings there and you go Wednesday evenings or other days or, you know, because there's, I mean, there's a service in this town every night of the week of some sort. You can get plugged in on days that aren't your traditional days. But you need to be plugged in.

If you're just sitting watching anybody, I don't care if it's Louis Giglio or a dude preaching to 25 people. If you're not plugging yourself in, you're going to sit there and go, eh, not really doing it for me. Yeah, it's time to roll. So you might have to find somewhere you can plug in, but you got to plug in. That's it. Anyway.

Amen. Psalms 133-1. How good and pleasant is it when God's people live together in unity? Amen, buddy. Who cares about all the churches? Let's just live together in unity. I care about all of it. I want Jesus people in my life.

Amen. Not them French people. Oh, boy. Here we go. Here we go. All right. USA! USA!