Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Shakes It on the 'Catwalk'

Episode Date: January 27, 2022

Si models his snazzy new jacket, and he's got moves! Martin, Godwin, and John-David are grossed out by what Si does with Vicks VapoRub. Si decides he's a "painologist." Martin and Si tell us how they REALLY feel about meatless meat. And Si talks about meeting his wife, his time living in Germany, how to stay childlike and joyful, and what he thinks of Bible movies. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, welcome back. We're here in the duck call room. That's it. Wait, wait. What? Oh, I thought you had something profound to start us off with it, Galvin, since you were saying, wait. I'm just wondering what the shark said when he eat the clownfish. What did he say?

It tastes funny. That's funny. No, it tastes funny. It tastes funny. It tastes funny. The shark said to the clownfish. Galvin, do you eat a alarming amount of laughy-taffy or something? Where do you get to you?

Where do you get these one line? I don't know. Hey. I'm still stuck on it if the bear puts on socks and shoes as he's still barefooted. Hey, by the way, did your fans ever come up and send us anything in on that? No, because it ain't aired yet. Oh, it ain't aired yet? Well, hey.

Well, see, I don't know when it airs. I just know we asked the question. Now, that's the support that you want from one of your host right there. You ain't got no clue about it. Look, I just show up and try to do what I get. Do you really have no idea, like, when this, like when people watch this? I have no idea. He had no idea that Duck Dynasty was on on Wednesday night.

Hey, my wife was telling me, hey, they're stuff in the clouds. What's in the... It just appears on television. Oh, the cloud. The cloud. The cloud. Speaking of clouds. Yeah.

You know all that rain that falls out of them clouds? Uh-huh. But you can fly out there with that airplane. Where's all the rain? Hey. That's a good question that I got the answer. it's being formed as it falls because it

as it falls well if it's falling and it's already formed well nope it's forming as it falls because it's so heavy okay you can't stay in the clouds hey check it out with a scientist and see if I'm right or wrong jack

so I've been back on that nature bag that's a good looking shirt you got on what struck you to wear purple today I'm curious. Well, I was looking in my wardrobe. Okay. And this one just caught my eye. I like purple.

He's right about rain by the other. Pernupil. I knew that one. I took that. An arple? Perneple. Purple. That is good.

That's what's so amazed. Look, water, most people don't realize this. Water is a, just an amazing. It can be liquid, solid gas. Do hydrogen oxide? No, H2O. Okay. That is not di-hydrogen oxide.

No, brain oxide. That's what you have to cut. Okay, I was like, I think I'm bad. That's what you've got to cut, you pour it on it in their phones. No, that's hydrogen per-oxide. Per-oxide, yes. Di-hydrogen-hydrogen. You're correct there.

What is he? Martin. No. Oh. What are you called? Biologists. Yeah. Okay.

You're a correct biology. Johnny D was right. He was just trying to trip you up by calling it di-hydrogen. Oh, di-hydrogen. Monarch. I knew what he was saying. I knew what. Monoxide.

But look, Si, we got, before we get too far involved in this going down. We got to take a break. Before we take a break. We got to give Cy a present. Who's it from?

Now, see, there's a problem. It ain't Christmas time. It ain't my birthday. Ladies and gentlemen, I no longer work at this office and mistakes were made in the mail. I have misplaced the card that was with this present.

Oh, good. Great. I don't know where the card is. Well, they can comment. let us know. They're going to let us know because nobody can take credit for this unless you did it. How dare you? So, sigh, without further ado, look at it. How dare you lose the car? Oh, he's so. Oh, you got to show it. Don't put it on yet. Hold on.

Sit down and let's talk about it. We're trying to show it. Oh. Well, sit down and let's talk about it. Then you can put it on. We'll put some pictures of it up. Okay, first of all, okay. Here we'll go. Wait. We'll get up there by the microphone first. Tell us what it isn't. Look, there's a panther, black, blue, white, and red, dragon red eyes. Then, and there's the American flag.

Matter of fact, two of them. There you go. Here's the best part, boys. right here, this little deal right here that says, death ain't nothing but a change of address, Jack. There you go. Does it say, Jack? There you go.

No, he always adds that. That's a little ad lit. Hey, whoever sent this, love you. Yeah. I've got the box. I just don't have the card. I've got the last name.

I don't, I've misplaced the card. So. I got to have it on. Uh-oh. It's a sharp little. looking jacket too. Look at it. Model it.

Go stand in the middle. Turn around for us. Do a whole modeling. Do a little sway. For those of you listening, I'll do the play-by-play. He's strutting through the room. The cameras probably can't even pick it up. Right there.

Go in the middle. He's very close to the cameras. There you go. Right there. And now he's dancing. Not turning around. He's better than John Travolta's ever been in his whole life. Could you please face the cameras?

Address the middle camera. There you go. There you go. There it is. I turn around. Man. Turn around. He's.

I see the back of it. And surrounded by cameras for 10 years and still can't figure them out. There it is. So. Booyah! So people at YouTube, you just saw it. You saw it. People of Spotify, podcast.

Imagine side doing a twirl. Imagine dragons. And on of this, I may go out on the highway. Hitchieck. He might go hit. hitchhiking if you can't hear him. Why are you going hitchhiking? You got a truck?

Wouldn't me and my wife met. On the highway? You was hitchhiking. No, she was driving the car. You was hitchhiking. And she looked up right in the headlights. I had my back to her. And that big red flaming dragon was...

Hits another. Like a tractor beam. It just made her stuff. Backed up. Where you going on there, good looking? I said, wherever you're driving, baby. There you go.

Well, you legit met Christine hitchhiking? Yeah, yeah. And tale of love. The rest is history, boys. I've never heard that story. Married it up, mean, little red hair. That picked you up on the side of the road, you better stop calling her me.

The sad part is, now you look like you should be picked up on the side of the road. Back then you did. Oh, no, hey, this is it, boys. This is a cat's meow right here. Catch me out. Are you going to hear at the church on Sunday? It's delightfully tacky.

I don't know. I don't think it's that tacky until he turns around. Sunday, there ain't nothing tacky about this. So you got the cross. I'm with you. That brings Jesus into it. I agree. You got two flags.

That brings our state, United States of America into it. I'm with you. Then you got the bad, bad panther on the back. Thank you. Okay. He's got his two buddies, which are fire breathing dragons, Jack. And then you got the best of all. Change your address, baby.

That's all it is. Change the address. That's it, boys. Well, and there you have it, folks. Rolled all into one, that's unbeatable. And he didn't even mention the screaming United States bald eagle on the right arm. Yeah, that's exactly right. Oh, I didn't see that.

Uh-oh. How did you miss him? I missed that. You missed. Did you see his eyes? That was pure joy in those eyes. Hey, this thing ain't nothing but bad to the bone. It's a gong, baby.

The gong's out of tune, well, he's hitting it a little hard. Oh, man. All right. All right. Available at a gas station near you, size new custom jacket. Or an Etsy shop. No, hey, this thing.

I can go on nowhere, boys. I'll probably sleep in this tonight. When I opened the box, I will. I'm serious. When I opened the box, I was praying that they had also put the Sports Illustrated logo on it. Because you can't spell sports illustrator outside of you. Oh, my goodness gracious. Well, Cy, there you go, a little late Christmas, early birthday.

Maybe Valentine's does, whatever we want to. This is finer than frog hairs split 48 different ways. 48. And boys, that's fine. That's fine. Well, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. You're going to take your jacket off here at the break?

Nope. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedales beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good?

It's so good. Our friend, Cyre Robertson would say, bye on the grill! Look, before we got Triedails, getting ready for a, a cookout man somebody had to run the grocery store do all the things grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day and you never really know where that beef comes from but with try tells beef we skip the grocery store and do it a different way try tales comes from a family ranch out in texas they're a fifth generation american ranch so they've been at it for a while now look the beef comes straight

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fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Trial's beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com

slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Well, here we are. We got about five days left in duck season. You're looking forward to them? Oh, Lord. I'm listening, look,

I hadn't been for like three weeks. He's pouring his tea. Okay. I hadn't been for three weeks. Okay. And here's the flash for everybody. And I'm not planning on going until, okay, season closes.

And then the veterans get one day. Ah. In February. Oh, they'll show up then. Hey, then I'm going to sneak in and give me a few. They'll be off the guard. Oh, yeah. See them be closed for about a week.

They'll think, oh, it's over. Now, then the vets are going to slip in there and, you know, full limits. You will smoke up that day, won't you? Oh, we are going to smoke. Ladies and gentlemen, he's also back with an industrial-sized lemon juice for his tea. He sure does. When that boy gets on something? He don't get off.

When did you get on the lemon? Watch this. I've always liked lemon. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Nine squeezes. Look at him. Hand a tug. Watch his eyes.

Watch his eyes. Nothing. Uh-huh. It's going to. Look at him. He's closing now, Jack. Oh, that was good stuff. Woo.

What's lemon juice good for? Apparently drinking straight. Whatever hell's you, if you look at size. Yeah, do you not, does the inside, that can't be good for like your esophagus lining. Oh no, that's good for you all the way. Is it? I thought Vicks was. The best part of that is, look, I'm serious, look, this, this don't have it.

I would have had, when they was getting this, I would have had to have the lemons. The rind is the best part of that. The rind? Yeah. You know on the rind? Huh? The lemon rind. Yeah.

The outside. You now on it? No, you eat it. That's just like, hey, look, when you get a good California orange, flesh off a tree. You eat the rine off of it? Look, you should just peel it, throw the insides to the critters and eat the peeling. It's more nutrients in the peeling than it is the whole orange. But it's not a peeling to eat like that.

All right. Guy one with a wordplay today, sir. But Galvin did jog my memory on something there that I don't think the podcast listeners have ever heard yet. It is with it, Guy, but I have a feather on me. Yeah, that's what I figured. Now, you, you said lemon juice is good for everything, but Godwin said he thought that was Vix.

Cy, what is Vick's cure? All right, look. Oh, yeah, this is great. Here it is. Okay. You know, my nephew, Jason Robertson. Have we talked about this? I don't know.

I don't know. I think we have. But this is worth running back. We've got different fans. That's an early episode. He has problems, okay, with hemorrhoids. Oh, I remember this. Okay.

And he was in the blind one day and talking about, oh, that's it right there. Yeah. It's kidding me. You know? And I said, Jason, he said, what? I said, I can tell you. something that will help you with that problem. You know, and he said, no, I've tried all them things.

I said, no, you hadn't heard this. I said, you need to listen to me. I have occasional flare-ups with it myself. And I said, and hey, I just decided I was in pain, and my pain tolerance is like zip. I can't deal with pain. So I was in pain, okay, and I was looking everywhere, nope, didn't have none of the stuff that you can buy from the pharmacy and all this.

And I happened to look, and there is a jar of Vix vapor rub in my medicine cabinet. You did. And then my mind automatically went back to childhood. You didn't. They used to eat it. No, no. No, look. But hold on.

This is worse than eating. My mother, okay. My mother, for everything, Vick's Vaporub was one of her medicines to give us. Was she big on that Epsom salt too? Oh, yeah. Epsom salt, okay. What is it? Castor oil.

Caster oil. Big on that. Here, take you a big shot of this. And a little syrup of Ippocat too. Yeah. So anyway, okay, if we had a cough, it was, hey, take off your t-shirt. mom would grab a big spoon and get a bunch of Vicks vapor rub

and just you know you just you're on fire too okay so I said I went back to my childhood buying to use Vix Vaporibur externally

mind you Yeah and I said I wonder and then I said When I got me a spoon T-spoon We don't have to reenact it Okay, dipped in the jar a little bit. We can put it on my finger.

Okay, and then I'm not going to, hey, it was applied to the hemorrhoid area. Via finger? Via finger. Well, hey, look. And that's why they gave him the ball. No, no, no, no. No, no. Okay.

So look. Okay. But look, the pain immediately left. Now, I will say this. The next time I had to use the restroom. Okay. Was it fresh? Hey, no, no, no.

I was like a submarine firing torpedoes. Okay. Wow. This is a help for both ways. I wouldn't do that. Get rid of the pain. Don't do it. Hey, you know, you ain't going to have no problem.

of losing anything, boys. You talk about a clean-out. I don't even know what to say. Hey, look, no, no. Hey, here's what happened. Somebody actually Google that. Yeah, I wish they would. And then, no, no, and read it and said, hey,

it will help with hemorrhoid problems. Well, we're about to. Well, everybody was thinking I was out of my mind. Yeah. I said, well, hey, look. Still. I'm not going to put up with pain. Woo.

Okay. I did for three days, like I did for three days, okay. I'm fishing, okay. I catch about a two and a half pound white purse, and I'm in the boat chair, and I reached behind me, and I got myself in a bind, and I grabbed the cooler lid to open it, and everybody in the boat said,

who shot the 22? I was there. I was there. Everybody asked, who shot the 22? And I said, it wasn't the 22. It was two ribs. Okay, pop. He sure did.

Yeah. Did you put next vapor rub on him too? No, no, no, no. For three days, no, for three days, I mean, every time I move, it's like somebody's sticking me with a knife. Wow. Okay, and I'm, uh-huh. Yo, my wife said, hey, idiot, go to the doctor.

Well, I didn't know the doctor had a shot he would give me that would make the pain go away. So I fought this crap for three days. Every time I'd move, knock, knife get me. Finally, she said, hey, you stupid idiot, get in the car. I'm taking you to the doctor, and they're going to give you a shot. So as soon as I walked in and there, said, hey, drop your doors. They'll bend over and drop yours.

I did pop in the butt with a needle. Did you ask you where to make vapor rub, boy? No, no, no. And I said, yeah, I looked at my wife, and I said, why didn't you explain this to me? I said, I didn't know they had a shot that would get rid of the pain. You didn't know doctors. The old doctors say, hey, I think I broke a rib. They say, well, hold your arms out.

We'll wrap you with an egg band. How many times have you been to the doctor for broken ribs? He apparently ain't being since the field hospital and mass. Right a few. Quite a few. Okay, but anyway, hey, you know, I said, don't ever let me be this stupid. I was in misery for three days.

And she said, well, all I kept saying was, hey, you need to go to the doctor. You need to go to the doctor. I said, well, next time say, hey, they've got medicine they can pop you in the butt with that will get rid of the pain. Didn't you also used to, like, eat Vicks paper rub? Oh, yes. Like, they feed it. Oh, no.

All his daddy used to make them. Oh, no. Yeah. If you had a bad cold or cough, a bad cough, cooping cough, hey, teaspoon. Just the end of it. Dip it in there. Okay. And then.

Just be sure you're not double-diff. I'm glad he used his finger with that other spoon. One of those four teaspoons, and they're like Phil was talking about. He said, hey, anything that's got vapors on, I don't know near me. My eyes are nowhere else. So Jace wouldn't take it. I said, well, hey, here's what I got to say to you. I said, hey, you as dumb as I was that time when I broke my ribs

and wouldn't get a shot. I said, I'm telling you what will help you with your hemorrhoards. If they hurt, it'll stop it. If they eat, it'll stop it. Okay. You know, and if you have it. It burns them. out. A hard bowel movement. Okay. No, uh-uh. Hard bowel movement was out. I said, you'd be thinking,

you're a submarine loaded with torpedoes. I is. Okay. I said, so hey, you know what I got to say to you? Suffer through it. Suffer. There you go, folks. Look, if you need more health and medical advice, follow us. That's all I'm going to take. I googled it. If you doubt, if you doubt what I say, someone did it when I said it and Googled it and was shocked and said, hey, everybody was getting on me, he said, you're so stupid, you old man. And they said, uh, wrong answer, folks, the guy that Google it, he said, I just read it. It will help hemorrhoids.

Hey, well, the same thing happened if you just use the little stick like that you inhale with. Huh? Just, give it a little snort down there. You got to use the real cream. No, you got to use the cream. Okay. And a finger.

This is one of them. Yo, just, I thought he, look, I'm so glad. You just got fumes don't mean that will do it. I'm so glad he, I'm just glad he got that Vicks vapor rub off that spoon with his finger. Because I was worried he was going with a spoon. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. That was the first thing that the Robertson family said, well, remind, I ain't ever eating at your house. No spoon.

Yeah, eat with a fort. Just stay away from him spoon. And I said, folks, hey, I said, look. I said, you're bunch of idiots. I googled it. Yeah, but anyway, hey. I googled it for you. What did it say?

Mix with Epsom salt and it'll cure anything. Vicks Vipo Rub is an unorthodox hemorrhoid remedy, but many agree with Si that it can soothe pain and relieve itching. Others, however, have complained that it produces a feeling of spontaneous combustion in the nether. In the nether region. That's what I would say. And that's when the torpedoes break out. That's right.

But let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. In the nether region. You ever notice, like, if you go to the doctor and they do something to you, it hurts like the dickens. Yeah. But if you do it to yourself, it don't hurt that bad. It ain't that bad. There's something up here in these brain waves that get you going.

No, no. Well, they don't care. It's not their finger. Well, they're not. Well, they're not. Don't let Ms. Paula do nothing. I know what they say. Nothing.

No, no. Look. I know what they say, okay. One. He's got a real good bedside manner. No, they got a terrible bedside manner. No. Okay, because John had hit it on the head.

Okay. It ain't them that's feeling the pain. So, hey, they don't know. They're not even concerned. Nah. They're doing their job. You got half a fingernail hanging there. Yeah.

And they say, let me, I'm going to jerk it on three. One jerk. Well, you can't wait until three because then you're going to resist it. Yeah. It's just like when you pull a fishing hook out of you. Yeah. Because I knew for a fact. I'm looking, okay?

What happened is I put a rivet machine. Oh, no. Yeah. Rivets duck calls together. Or duck call. Exhibit A, Johnny D. Look at that rivet and end of that reed. Look, it down by a failure like this.

He never said a word. Number one, I put it on there stupidly. I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing. Well, when it done it, it said, phew. Look at his finger. Look, you riveted your finger? And the rivet deal is underneath my fingernail. And it's busted, okay?

It's busted on both sides, except for just a little bit on each side of this hole. That's when he led to Winston. So, hey. Did you fall to the floor? I didn't know. He never said a word. Jason's in there. John Collins's in there.

I didn't say nothing. I said, well, boy. I said, I'm going to have to go to the emergency room. And they said, what? you know and I hadn't even moved it yet I'm still like this I said I said because I've got this stupid rivet machine stuck in my finger and they said you didn't even make a sound I said hey Stu like to make sound I was stupid to begin with

I like I went home and I had an old pocket knife jacket's right here except it had been sharper and so many times about three quarters of this was gone and it ain't nothing but just a fine, fine blade on the end of it. And I said, let's see. I looked. I said, yep, okay. Let me sharpen it a few more times.

I got it razor sharp. And then I said, okay. And my wife is saying, you're an idiot. I'm saying it too. And I'm saying, okay, one, two, three. Ah! Got on the other side. One, two, three.

Ah! My fingernails laying on the table, and I said, okay. I said, baby, give me some gauze and tape. So when you got your fingernail off, did the rivet come out? No. See, that's the only reason I went, you know. Oh, so you had to leave from there. I went to the emergency room and I said, hey, I only want you to do one thing.

And they said, what's that? I said, x-ray it. I said, because I think the rivets under my fingernail. I said, but I want to make sure. Yeah. So when the x-rayed, it said, no, it's not there. I said, that's all over and no, thank you. I've got them.

And they said, wait, I'm. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm out of it. You know, and I said, well, we'll love. I said, no, y'all want. I'm going to do it. And that was better? Yeah, it was better.

Hey, I would have had two shots with him sticking a needle on one side, and this is already throbbing like the worst toothache you've ever wanted to have in your life. I just want to flash back to the last segment when Sae said, I don't have a lot of pain tolerance. and now you're the toughest human being in the world, removing your own riveted. Hey, let me just tell you something.

I've got an MD behind my name. Finger pain is way different than bottle pain. Hey, no, hey, pain is pain, boys. I don't care. I got an MD behind my nose. You can sit down. Dr. Robertson done what he had to do to get this fingernail off where the other one would come in.

What does your MD stand for? Medical doctor. You got a piece that it says that? You got a piece of paper? No. All you need is a credit card. That's it. All you need is a credit card.

Dr. Dean proved it. You and Dr. Dean, both doctors. Okay. Well, Dr. Dean said he was a paintologist. What are you? I'm a painologist. You're a painologist. You know how to alleviate pain.

You know how good that sounds? I'm a painologist. There you go. That might be a real thing. You just give me pains all the time. So when you got your fingernail. Did you dip it in Vix? No.

Oh. Nope. All I did was right. But I did. Once it stopped throbbing, I gave it the my thigh lay treatment. Oh, monkey blood. Oh, no.

And it burned, and it burned. My thigh late? Hey, I sang that Johnny Cash sang. Oh. Well, into a burning ring of fire. We got a bigger problem. We got a bigger problem here. The fire went higher.

Johnny D doesn't know what my thigh laid is. Did you know that? Johnny D. Don't know what my thigh lay did. What is it? What is it? You're on a taco store now, too. Methylate is one of the top selling colors of trick worms ever made.

I-I-Dine. Edine. Pedoph. Eye-dine. Yeah. We used to have the stuff at Mammaw's house that it was called Monkey's Blood. And, hey. Was the brand name of it.

That just reminds me. You know how the best way to catch crawfish? It's an antiseptic. How's that? You know the best way to catch crawfish. But a nail out? Nope. Nope.

want to catch them yourself. Oh, I don't know. You get you some athletics tape. Athletic tape. Athletic tape. And you tape your finger up real good. Okay. You got to wrap it four or five times.

Okay. Okay, because the pinches on them crawfish are very sharp. Okay, come on. And then you get one piece of bacon. Mm-hmm. You know, pull it off and rub that athletes tape with bacon. And then you get where the crawfish are, and you just put your finger down there.

and they pull him out and throw them in the bucket. But you're catching them one at a time. Yeah, but hey, you can fill a five-gallon bucket up. If there's a lot of crawfish, you can fit it up in five minutes. Well, couldn't you just scoop it up with a bucket? No, it's fun to catch it with a fan. Good night. I thought if they can tell us something interesting.

Hey, that was this season. Okay, it's a way to catch crawfish without a net. I was hoping it was a punny joke. Hey, it's crawfish. Has anybody eat crawfish yet? No, they're still like $7 a pound. That's as much. They probably ain't going lower either.

That's as much as a ribby steak. I'd rather have a ribby. I don't have to disassemble it to eat it. Yeah, but it's good. They're good. Crawfish, yeah, they're good. But we are on the edge of crawfish season. We are.

And we're smack in the middle of king cake season. And that's the problem. There ain't there be enough of them. What, king cake? Nope. No. Shortish. Shortish.

How is there a shortage of king cake? You just make them. A shortage of king cake. You just make them yourself. It was on the news, sons. You need to watch the news more. It's a shortage of cream cheese. All right, it's a shortage of king cake.

Get Allison to make him a king cake. Make me one. So for all of my mother-in-law's, awesome flaws in the kitchen, that woman can make a king cake. Can't she? Oh, is it? What's her feeling?

I don't believe it. Cream cheese. I don't believe it. I like them once that's got like the pecan pie feeling in them. You know, like macon proling or something. Now you got some. That's good. Yeah, that's a good one.

I think she kind of undercooks hers, so it's a little more. Because some of those, everybody orders them from like new ones. By the time they hear, they kind of drive. It's kind of like a good cinnamon roll. Oh, yeah. Little doughy on the inside. A little gooey. Somebody brought one.

Yeah, yeah. Last year, year before last, it was a boo-dand king cake. You know, they put boo-d-an all on the inside of it and then covered it with like a crawfish salt. Oh, good, great. That was a king cake. That's what they called it. You won't talk about good.

I know Si would hate it, but. No, I won't eat it. No, he won't eat. That's a shame. If y'all send us a boudan king cake, I'll eat his statement. Yeah, me too. I ain't a boo-d-d-in person. I like boo-d-d-old.

Now, good sausage? Oh, I like that haggis. No, I like Bratworths from Germany. Oh, he's a Brockworth. Then he likes our friends over at Johnsonville. I like that's good. They make, it's decent, but, hey. if you've ever been in Germany, no.

As far as I'm concerned, it's fire. That's the best brought worst you can get in Louisiana. That man's been too. You can't find it here. Yeah, probably. How long did you live in Germany? I actually done 24 and a half years of military, half of it was in Europe. Yeah, you can't top.

No, you can't top of it. Oh, no, I'm telling you. But them Germans, they got the red and white, and either one of them will make you, you know. But them Germans that settled down around San Antonio, make some pretty good brought worse down there i'll give them that so yeah let's take another break we'll be back yeah i can't tell you i could eat a dozen of them right now when i was in germany i kept a tube of mustard in my backpack that i bought on the side of the street and it was like a toothpaste tube of mustard and i'd just buy broughtwurst and pretzels everywhere i went and it was

wonderful oh that's what i ate for dinner that's what we ate for dinner every day we'd go down and they got the vendors the snail embellers The what? The snail embass is, yeah, probably, I'm probably pronouncing it wrong. That's the first thing. They got a little Rockworth stand on the side of the highway. Oh. Yeah.

What you talk about? Like a lucky dog in New Orleans. Oh, I like New Orleans. Oh, I'm telling you. With hot mustard, hot mustard, hot. We get on. A hard roll, hot mustard, and Brockworth's. Give me about three of them.

I've been to Germany, and I can confirm, it's silly. My dad was born in Germany. Really? My daughter's got a dual citizenship. She's a citizen of the United States of America and of Germany. My dad's sister. She was born in Germany. I wonder what year was that?

No, my dad's way older than your daughter. Back in the 1900s. But that was... You asked me a question, I had to do a serious thought about it, but anyway. How old your daughter in? She's about 45, I think. Oh, yeah, my dad's 60. But that's where my...

Because my, uh, was in Frankfort? That's where my granddaddy was stationed. brain dead boys brain dead boys germany's a neat place sausages mustard hot mustard pretzels

hot mustard mustard I don't like grapes with seeds confuses me they confuse they're not big enough to well it's good for colon well it's good for your colon grape seeds

ask any coon he'll take oh he's talking about raccoon he's saying the raccoons but there's many musky dines and all the seeds oh no musky dimes oh that's so good musky dine full of seeds too oh yeah and they're good yeah

oh yeah we still got musky dine mine pick them every summer they're good they've domesticated them them green ones make your lips puckered up oh no yeah oh yeah they make your lemon juice don't make you pucker No, but hey, you know, they domesticated the deal, and they're way bigger than the wild ones. Must get down.

I mean, it's three times bigger. Sire, as much as you like sire stuff, you ever took a plug off of green persimmon? Oh, yeah. What would that do to you? Well, you couldn't even talk. Good, man. Yeah, my grandpa got me with that one.

Oh, no. He said, here, take you a little bite of that. That's good. That's one of the best eating things when it's right. But boy, if you get one, it's not. You get one a day or too early. Yeah, you get it too early. Ooh, wow.

What did you say? I wonder how many of our folks even know what a persimine is. I don't know. I know one thing. Hey. I know them deer. Oh, yeah, any persimetry, I've watched so many doves on their back, high and legs is going as high as they can go to and pull them down.

Or standing under them hoping the raccoon knocks them while they're getting out there. What's them? Some things got them 100 million seeds in it, red seeds. Pomeranet? Is that what it is? Yeah, palm grant. They bust open real easy. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You like, you know, there was a neighbor. Look, what's funny about that? When I was a kid, I'd go over and eat them things off there, and they'd make you pucker up. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. They're in compartments. Yeah.

When you break them, you cut them in half, then you just pop this compartment out, eat it. You know, pop this compartment out and eat it. Mm-hmm. Our next door neighbor had one of them. Yeah. Well, they was fine. What do you use them for? A lot of people use them on salads.

Salads. A lot of it's used now. And, like, Bobby Flea is a big pomegranate guy. Is he? Making sauces and all with it, barbecue sauces. Molasses. They make a lot of pomegranate molasses. I'm thinking about, and I can't think what the name is.

It's like a fruit tree. And more berries? Yeah, mollberries. Moherberry. Moaberry tree. All I know is we go around it. Yes, you know. All around the mulberry bush.

Hey, look, they're about anywhere from like two or three inches long and what big is your thumb. Yeah. And they turn, you know, like strawberries, purple, red, all that, different colors. So what's your favorite fruit? What's your favorite fruit? Wow, that's a hard one. I bought a case of oranges the other day. A tomato.

From a traveling salesman from Texas. That ain't a fruit. That's vegetable. Oh, boy. Hey. Leave a note in the comments and tell us what you think. What's a tomato? I would say probably a peach.

A peach? A peach? You're a peach man. Boo. No, boo. Hey, they're hard to get a good one. Exactly. They're not good.

I know. No, no. It ain't nothing worse. No, no. It's nothing worse than they're beautiful. Oh, they're so pretty at the grocery store. And I said, yeah, okay, I'm going to give me a dozen. As soon as you cut it open and eat, it ain't no taste.

They got to be green to eat them. Well, they got to be good, okay? Oh, the peach. A peach has got a fabulous flavor to it. Okay. They ain't no good enough. Especially like if you peel them and then, you know, they're, They're orange.

They're hit or me. Yellow. They might, you'd even, I could call them yellow. That's that fuzzy thing. What? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The feet is fuzzy. It's right. Fuzzy thing. Gobbon, what's your favorite fruit? Favorite fruit?

I'm just interested in this. I don't know why the sort of smell. Favorite fruit. That's a apple, man. Johnny apple seed. It fits, Johnny.

I'm a watermelon guy. Well, I was just thinking how they, give me a watermelon. As soon as you said that, Me and my brother are dove hunting, okay, and in a field that just grass is head high. Well, we crippled a dove, and he flies in that,

and we were chasing him. And the next thing I don't feel is doing just a somersault in the air and hits the ground and said, God, quick, what did I hit? We went back. It's a yellow meat and watermelon about that big around. He's holding his hands as far as hard as a good. Guess what? This is like a 40-acre field, and guess what it's full of?

Watermelon? Red and yellow-meaded watermelon. The guy had raised them and sold them, and he moved away, and that next crop come up. Oh, volunteer. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. So, hey, for the next two hours, we're picking it up, dropping it when it bust open, just eating a heart out of them. I'm serious.

We guard ourselves on me. Hey, I love watermelon. Oh, good. You go too far on it. No, no, my mama one time we were sitting there. It hurt you. She had bought about 10 from a guy she knew in high school. You know, and we're sitting there and we're all eating watermelon, you know.

She said, does this watermelon taste funny to y'all to anybody? And we tell me, no, yeah. So somebody would get them a spoon right at yon. No, it's all right. She said, it tastes like soap to me. Yeah. And then Daddy said, well, when you eat about 12, of them, anything, it tastes like soap.

She had donated everything she had bought. Johnny, do you what's your fruit passion? I would probably put pineapple at the top. Pineapple. Followed closely by strawberries, but... Interesting. Fresh is key. Yeah.

No matter if it's... You'd love to be in Hawaii. You'd go up and pick you one up. Because some old boy from Texas had an orchard and came by the store selling cases of oranges that he picked like two days before. What happened to the pineapple? Well, he didn't bring Pineapples.

He didn't bring these brown oranges. But them fresh oranges, I bought a juicer. I've been drinking fresh orange juice. I've been squeezing them every morning. It's wonderful. There you go. You can't beat fresh fruit.

Yeah, no, I agree. That's what the Garden of Eden was. Mm-hmm. No, no. You remind me of this guy had avocado's tree. Fresh avocados. Is it an avocado of fruit?

Yeah. Yeah, it's got a seed inside of it. Yeah. Wonderful. Oh, no. Avocados from Mexico. It's different than you buy the grocery store. If you pick one off a tree and then cut it up, oh, my goodness.

I just don't really understand how avocados caught. Oh, no. They don't bring a lot to the park. Oh, no, no, no. That's delicious. That looks like that stuff if you dropped your bull rope down in the sheet, come back. That guacamole dip.

If you drop your bull rope down in the chute. Well, when you stick your bull rope over, you've got to get a hook to get the other side to bring it across you let too much of your tail down you get it in that quackamoli dip. That's right, boy, guacamole dip. Oh, Lord. Well, let's take our last break. We'll be back getting in that inbox right after this. I'm fired today.

Yeah, well, this thing flew by. We're back. Johnny D. What is in that mailback? Hello at duck callroom.com is the email address for those of y'all that have thoughts, opinions, and concerns. Some of them are weird. Remember our man, Corey?

He rode in. He was having a baby and he couldn't decide. on the name. Yeah. What do you name? Boom. There it is. The baby has been born.

He is also sporting my favorite t-shirt because he believes in Black Panthers. Is he still not named it? He has named it her. Charlotte. Charlotte. Awesome. Congratulations. Corey, wife, baby.

Wasn't a spider name Charlotte? Charlotte. She had a web. There's a baby named Charlotte now. Awesome. So they were weighing in. Charlotte, we said go with it. I think I did.

Yep. Yeah. And so... Solid one? Charlotte's the one. All right. So I've been reading today. Congratulations on your newly born daughter, sir.

Oh, yeah. Wait, two years. They're getting awesome. Hopefully your mom and daughter are doing fine. He said everybody's good. And I'm pretty sure the baby was born like an hour ago. And what's your weight? Really?

He didn't say that. He said. You left for that, boys. I got that email while we were recording. Oh, wow. All right. So Bob from, I don't think this is a real place. Intercourse Pennsylvania has emailed in.

I report. You decide. And he said, KFC is now selling meatless chicken. Yeah, I saw that. KFC. And he wants to know what Cy thinks about meatless chicken. You know what it looks like? It's less before we go too far.

You remember them big erasers? No, you remember them big erasers you had in school? Yeah. It looks like they battered one of them erasers. Yeah, that's what it does. That's what they... That is what it looks like. It's probably less feeling.

School room or schoolroom eraser. So, Cy, tell us what you think about meatless meat. I think it's the stupidest thing I ever heard of. Yeah, if you don't, look, I think we've said this before. If you don't want to eat meat... Eat vegetables. That's fine. but you don't get to participate in the same kind of stuff we get to participate in.

You don't just just to make something not meat and call it meat. Yeah. That's not okay. Well, there's no way you process in vegetables so much that it makes it. Just eat natural stuff. Yeah. I'm not forcing my meat on you. Don't force whatever that is on us.

Meatless chicken. I actually have more emails than I thought I did. There you go. Wow. That's good. And this. And this. This, no, I look at them every time, sir.

I'm going to try and get through two more. All right, let's do it. Rylund emails in. It's a short email, so I'm going to read the whole thing. How do you guys stay so childlike and joyful? I'm a believer, but these days I'm really battling pessimism and becoming cynical. Sigh, you're childlike and joyful. That's because I know who holds the future.

Yeah. Preach it. Okay. If you know who holds the future, all this stuff we're seeing, because there's so many stuff that I, you don't want to get me started. No.

Okay, because there's too many people in this world today that are living in La La Land. Okay, they're not real, okay? And then they're trying to force this garbage on the rest of the world. Fake chicken. You know, like fake chicken. We've got fantasy football

and we've got all kind of other fantasies going on, okay? Fantasy football. The thing about it, the fantasy is, hey, it's not real. So, hey, come back down to the earth and, hey, you're living in the real world, so deal with it. Boy, that sounded childlike and joy. I know who the future.

That way, hey, nothing bothers me. The world ain't found. Just get over it. Have a good time. You got two choices, right? Yeah, you can look at what's going on and either decide to laugh about it and keep doing your thing, or you can get pessimistic and cynical, like the rest of the people that get on social media and gripe. Let me tell you something.

I prefer to get on social media and laugh. Some of those stuff's funny. Laughter is good for the soul. Preach. And if you are becoming pessimistic and cynical, I'd. I'm on day 24 of nothing on my phone, social media. Boy, am I happy? Here's a question for you.

Do you honestly miss all that garbage? No. And I haven't, people tell me stuff that's sad or bad and stuff that's, I'm like, I hadn't heard about that. So that phrase, ignorance is bliss is true. It's true. It's pretty good. Exactly right.

I'm enjoying it. The reason it's been around so long. Yeah. Yeah. But hey, look, we know who's winning the war. the war has been won for us okay so hey boy ain't that's why not why not live life okay we know it's you know it's a tough deal okay suck it up deal with it and enjoy your life while you're here number one life is too short to let all this junk get you down yeah okay yeah my best advice is

you know and have a good time while you live it What else you got, Herman? Amen, amen. Callista, I hope I'm pronouncing that right, from Gainesville, Florida. Hey, that's Tom Pettie, come to you, Jack. Really thought there'd be a Florida Gator joke somewhere in there, but there wasn't. She has one... You just made it.

Thank you. She has a question, and I actually think it's a good one. What do you guys think about Bible shows and movies, and if you like them, Which one is your favorite? Bible shows and movies. You know, it's a sensitive subject because a lot of it stinks. I said. Oh, are you talking about just like Christian movies in general and that kind of stuff?

In commandments with Charleston Heston. I was good. That's a classic. If it stays true with the Bible, what they portray on this TV show or movie, then it's great. okay if they don't then hey no i went to one movie i was like what what what has happened to noah's arc here this is weird yeah um but you know a lot of that series the bible whenever they did that one on history or whatever where they went through it kind of animated but and that was people in the real situation was the guy that was doing the voice uh he's a well-known actor wasn't it uh wasn't it uh

it uh yeah it wasn't james ral jones yeah yeah well and that's the different that That's why I said some of them stink. There's a clear problem in our country where everybody spends all this money to make garbage entertainment. And it's well done and good. And then somebody's like, oh, I got a great idea, but then they don't have the money and the actings like me and Martin out there. There is no room at the end. What's that just? The one that I did not go see.

Okay. Where I worship, okay, they all went. the whole congregation. And I said, nope, I can't do it. I've read about it. Passion of the Christ. Oh, Mel Gibson. You haven't seen that?

No. And I will not go see it. It's rough. Yeah. The book's better than it. That's why. That's why, okay, I've read about it. I don't need to see it live on the screen.

And that's, it was done big Hollywood. It's very emotional. It was too realistic. It'll make you mad. Well, no, no, no, no. I am too. to tender heart and emotional. Okay.

Well, it's all right. Well, I'm not going to go watch it. I'll cry with you. Because it would break me down bad. It would. I got enough sets to know that because I heard some of the people who went to it. And I said, you know, they said, you're going? I said, nope.

I've read about it and that's enough. Yeah, that was a rough one to watch. I don't need it in living color. Because one thing that Mel Gibson said, he said, when they was driving the nails to the hand, he said that that was his hand yeah okay he said because I

I put him there okay and that's the way I am okay so man he knew how I was going to act and he come down here anyway pretty awesome yeah yeah well and I think you see and the passion was incredibly done and it had Hollywood back and so

I would love if we all band together as Christians and started watching more of that because the more money that goes into it the better stuff we're going to get which is why I don't know if any of y'all have watched The Chosen. Yes. That thing's legit.

I just started it. And I'm way behind. People have been talking about it. I'm like, yeah, I watch it when I get a chance. Because you heard me. I'm like, this one's good. And it's like, I get excited. I'm like, I know what's going to happen.

I read the book. Yeah. But like the woman at the well scene, I'm like, yeah, yeah, here we go. All right, this is going to be good. He's going to tell her. He's going to tell her. And then he tells her, I'm like, yeah. And so, but it's really well done.

and they got really good actors and, you know, sometimes it comes across is cheesy and like, oh, this is for seven-year-olds, but it was made, not the chosen, like some entertainment does, but this one's like, man, this is the G. It was good. Yeah, I'm not done yet. So no spoilers.

Yeah. I think you know how it ends. Yeah, just. With me as the victor. Yeah. But, I mean, it shows different perspectives. Yeah, it shows stuff that it's, and it does take into consideration. Things you don't think about.

it's stuff that's not necessarily in the Bible, but it's not not in the Bible, but it fills in some of those gaps with really creative, like, awesome ideas that I'm like, and you don't think about, like, it's always like, hey, Jesus healed the leper, and the leper was like, thanks, man, all right, see you later. Like, you actually see the emotion of a dude getting healed.

Yeah, some of those stories bring home a new meaning when you see. When you see the man, fucking Jesus. Yeah, you've read about them your whole life. And then, but when you see it put into action, you're like, Ah, yeah. Gotcha. Last night, I get it now.

Last night you read it and you like, oh, yeah, I saw you when you were under the fig tree. And he's like, okay, I'll follow you. That's how you kind of read it. And then you realize, you see it in the man's eyes like, oh, he saw me. Yeah. This is the Messiah. This is real. And I'm like sitting in bed, like fired up.

And so I would suggest the chosen, Callista. Well, have you chosen a Bible verse for today? Oh, man. I'm getting good at this. Matthew 424, which is the name of the episode of The Chosen I'm going to watch tonight. Love it. News about him, that's Jesus, spread all over Syria and people brought to him all who are ill with various diseases. Those suffering pain, the demon possessed, those having seizures, and the paralyzed, and he healed them.

Love it. Boom. The great healer. Ain't that right? It's better than Vicks Vaporone. Oh yeah. There you go. All right.

We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call. We're out. Bye-bye. This was awesome.