Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Should Have Been Cast as This Disney Villain

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

Uncle Si makes the perfect Disney villain in his own version of a kids movie, and the boys all confess the last time they had to “reset the clock” after a very humbling ‘accident.’ John-David uncovers Monroe’s strangest funeral home giveaway, Martin can’t get enough of Si’s latest foray into the world of AI-generated images, and Phillip books Si for throwing out the first ball of a big local soccer game soon.  Duck Call Room episode #561 is sponsored by: https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Visit the website or call 864-644-1900 and mention "Godwin" to get 2 weeks free in the program! https://nutrafol.com — Get two FREE gifts plus 20% off your subscription when you buy any Nutrafol Men hair growth supplement! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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No, I didn't know that. Head to toe. I had to tune in on YouTube. Yeah, you'll have to watch it to find out. I had American flag shoes, pants, shirt, a red hat. And you was. You was an American flag. I love America.

And meanwhile, you were just sleeping. I knew. I knew where he was because I could see it on my phone. But I could not get in touch with him because he doesn't have a phone and his wife. We're going to have to get him like Life Alert or something. Can you, like, buzz people with Life Alert just so they can buzz you back and let you know they're okay? I don't think. Is there like a check-in system?

I'm going to have to get him a walkie-talkie. Or like, can we get him like a Garman watch and then see if he can. We could do that. That's better than life. We can check his pulse. We can check. We'd had to get him a phone though. His heart rates at 58.

Well, he's sleeping. Yeah, he's sleeping. Yeah, we're good, you know. Nine hours. His heart rates at 120. Well, he's back watching the news. Okay. I'm getting a little pistol with somebody.

Pistol whoop. Then his heart rate elevates. Well, we're glad you're okay. We were worried for a brief moment. Yeah. It was all good. But the show must go on. Yeah, the show must go on.

Well, what did y'all talk about? I don't even remember now. The Germans. Oh, yeah. Here for the World Cup found Buckees. Are you going to watch the World Cup? No. You don't like soccer?

You don't like the most popular sport in the world? Hold on. Say is going to Saturday. He's going to Westwood Hill High School to throw out the soccer ball for the game. On Saturday night. What? There's a soccer game at Westwood. Soccer game is a school.

Our friend Newt is going to soccer game. Yeah. In Louisiana? Who's in it? It's like a semi-pro team. Oh, no. So I's going to throw the ball out. Do you mean the football team?

Monroe, Louisiana. Soccer. Soccer. Monroe, Louisiana, where you can keep playing whatever obscure sports you thought you played for a living. You thought it was going away, it ain't. You want hockey? We got you.

We got it. You want indoor football? We got it. We got that now. You want semi-pro soccer? We got you. Speaking of the Monroe Greenheads, they're doing like a weird special this week where every grandparent gets a free earn when they show up.

No. Wait. Yeah, that's where our town is headed. A free earn? Earn, yeah, and I didn't. Or your ashes. Do you have to earn it? I hope they give them to the players.

No, they're losing team. No, I need to go read this. Is this like Sy's crematorium special? Correct. He thought we were going to ice cream. You get the Cy Robertson package, all your remains in a teacup? Like, oh my goodness. Hold on.

I got to find it again, but I'm pretty sure I saw that and I was like, huh. Like, you are in, earn all grandparents. Grandparents night. Saturday night. Oh, it's an earned giveaway. Two lucky grandparents will win a free earn. Is that lucky, though? And don't miss the great-granny foot race at halftime.

I gotta be honest. I wasn't sure about you, Monroe Greenheads, but if this is what you're doing, I might can get behind it. Granny race. There's a granny race, and two of those grannies might win a free earn. Oh, man, that's hilarious.

Like you load off a granny boys. Put her in an urn When she crosses the finish line I wonder if you can like swap that out for a casket Or it just use it as a down payment No refunds Get store credit or something

That way they'll always be with you Oh man So interesting Welcome to Monroe, Louisiana There you go I might have to come out there for that soccer game Saturday 7 o'clock As many as World Cup games there are

that could be like Azerbaijan versus Iran playing out at West Monroe High School. Anyway, no, it's happening. And the Germans have found Buckees and they're thrilled to be in America. Oh, yeah. But I will say. You always talk about how good German stuff is. The Germans are living their best life here right now. They're fired up.

His name's Freddie. He's on Twitter. He ate dinner on a pallet of deer corn at 1 a.m. Go good for him. Welcome to America, my brother. He ate brisket on a pallet of deer corn. want to meet Cy Robertson, just call me. Yeah. We will figure that out. Yeah, it's on your travel path between Auburn and Houston somewhat. He's going place. Mile detour, but. That's amazing.

It is crazy when the world comes here because they're like, what in the heck are y'all doing over here? And we're just like living in the greatest country in the world. Our own thing. Yeah, we got gas station brisket. But here's the deal. I actually saw a German person say, like, you turn on the news over there and all you hear is the bad parts of America. Yeah, they don't ever celebrate gas station brisket. Wait till you find Boudan at a gas station. Exactly. Like, they don't realize all the good parts, too.

Yeah, you can get you a three-piece chicken, too, buddy. And it's because the news is just trying to make us all sad. Yeah, but it ain't going to work. It ain't going to work. Not up in here. The joke's over. They know how great we are. Not along the I-20 corridor, thank you.

They don't call it cholesterol. No. Yeah. actually when I went to Europe I lost I think 20 pounds and not even trying it's just how it works over there yeah because it ain't full of jump yeah them that boy gonna go home heavy he gonna need new clothes by the time he gets out of here yeah we're gonna have to introduce him to some other products for when the damn breaks free how long was you old in Germany I was I was only in Germany like a week I was in Italy for three months you lost weight I lost I lost I was to the point where none of my clothes fit when I was I was to the point where none of my clothes fit when I was I was I was only in Germany in Germany like a week I was I was I was to the point where none of my clothes fit when I I was in Italy. Did you get sick? No. You just eat pasta and have to walk everywhere you go.

See? And that's why I'm like, carbs must be good for you. I weighed 1759 pounds when I got back. And I was 19. There's a real chance that I didn't. I haven't weighed in the 170s since the 1900s. That was the last time I was. There's a real chance.

It was 19 something when I weighed that. That was the last time I did, which was 2008 and I ain't never going, I'm fine. Until they like drain my bodily fluids and put me in the ground, I ain't weighing 170. What about an urn? They may put you in an iron. I'd weigh less than 170 then.

I'd ask them not to, but what am I going to do about it? Yeah, there you go. Not really my call. You'll be late. You'll definitely be dehydrated. Yeah, I'd prefer, you know, to be buried, but whatever, it's not my call. Yeah, I don't care. We've got it well.

Yeah. Doesn't matter to me. I mean, yeah. I feel like it's cheaper for side to get cremated since he's got to sponsorship program with one. But you also have a plot. Yeah, your plot's already paid for. Are you aware of that?

Oh, I know. Okay. Right by your brother. I don't want my kids to have to go into debt to put me in the ground. Yeah, that's a good call. You'll be able to third wheel with Phil and Kay again. You're right up the hill from my, my grandmother's down the hill. I know too many people out there at this point.

because we're getting so old. Yeah. Yeah. It's becoming. And Gobwin walks through there every night. Ain't that something? Godwin walked through there talking to everybody. With the arm slacking club.

Well, what are you been up to, old man? We ain't seen you in a minute. Not much. Not much. Same old thing. What do you have over there? You got a lot of knickknacks today. Yeah, you brought props with you.

What do you have two spoons? One of these, Philip. Those are spoons from the Zatico band. Dr. Water gave those to you, Si. Do you know how to play the spoons? Yeah. Is that all they do?

That's not the proper way. Well, you get two spoons. There you go. Yeah, you got a... I mean, I'm no magician, so I don't know how to do the beat. Yeah, me neither. Playing the spoons in the duck car room. My pap ball can play the spoons real good.

This will probably help. Oh, that's. That's just what you need to turn them into. Turn spoons into a drumstone. Bongo spoons. Yeah. There we go. I love it.

So that's all you've been up to? That's it. What's you going to do with them spoons? Probably eat some, uh, chili and, uh, fritos. A lot of cheese on it. One of them going one way,

the other one going another way. That's actually an instrument, huh? Yeah. Yeah. You've never seen them like playing the banjo and the spoons and the washboard? I've seen the washboard You've never seen anyone play the spoons Spoons I don't think I've ever paid attention to it

No I don't guess I guess I'm assuming I have since I've seen the other I just don't guess I've Maybe I knew they were spooned Or called spoons but didn't think they were actual spoons Well here I'm going to play you a noise Of somebody that actually knows how to play the spoons Okay

That don't sound nothing like what y'all did that sound like a horse jogging down the highway you should see this person's hands they're going crazy whoa get back nelly that was just a little piece from abbey the spoon lady so how was yours and hunter's date night we didn't go on a date night I went to the movies together you went on a date night man

who paid for the popcorn Hunter had to buy his own popcorn but I did invite Hunter to go see Star Wars with me and the kids you got a cheap date there on her well so I invited Hunter to go see Star Wars with me and the kids because we were going and he said he hadn't seen it yet. Turns out he had, so Hunter's a liar. But he likes the movie so much.

So we know it's well documented that Hunter knows movies too well. So I was kind of nervous to go with Hunter to the movies because I figured he's like knows everybody there. First name basis with the first employee we see. He's like, hey man, what's up? Long time, no see. And I was like, you saw him on Tuesday, Hunter.

I actually haven't. seen that guy since high school. That specific guy I said hi to. What are the odds that Hunter knows everybody in the movie theater? I would say at least 50-50. Well, he did. For knowing Hunter. And then I'm pretty sure Hunter didn't leave when we left.

He hung out for a little bit. I think he turned around and got a ticket to something else. Did you really? Or he could be working the night shift. You know what I just almost had a subscription for? What? A scooter riding thing. You know those scooters that are just laying around big cities and get on and pay for him?

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How many donuts did you eat on Duck Dynasty? About 38. Oh, my word. Yeah, that was miserable. I told them, they said, eat one more. And I said, here's what's going to happen. I said, if I ate this other donut, I said, what I'm going to do is, what, it's about 80 of you guys that's got cameras?

I said, I'm going to chase every one of you down. Jump on you, get on your chest, and then puke all over you. Yeah. Do you remember how hot that was that day? Oh, wasn't it hot? Oh, man, we were eating donuts in like the middle of the day. is 100 degrees outside. And hot donuts is that.

You know, donut shops, I don't think, are necessarily known for their air conditioner because their business is done by lunchtime and they got the blinds closed and they're doing something else. That is true. I've never gone in a donut shop and been like, my, it's cold in here.

Yeah. So it's like all glass buildings so you can see everything you're waking up to. That sun just ripping through there. And I'm like, boys, this is, it's hot. And they're like, drink more milk. And I'm like, I don't even like milk to start with. Can you play it? Like milk?

Oh, trash. I don't drink milk even. Hold on. We got to go down. You don't drink milk? You don't drink milk? Mm-mm. I cook with milk.

I don't drink it. Nobody drinks milk in here? Uh-uh. You drink milk. Oh, hey, there you go. You're with the child. Back together again. The children are bonding over Star Wars and milk.

Yeah. Actually, we went out to dinner before and Hunter was like, can I get a cheese pizza and a glass of milk? And I was like, this is one of my children. It's not true. Not true. Back, Jack. Like a few months ago, I was on FaceTime with Olivia and I just started drinking a little bit of milk. And she started making fun to me pretty badly about it.

Why? What time was there? I mean, I don't think it's like 10 p.m. That's a normal time to drink milk. Yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong. I just don't like it. No, there's a lot of things. You can only drink milk for breakfast or in bed.

If you're drinking milk with a pizza, like those kids on home alone. If you take it, make a shake. I love it. I'll drink it. Yeah, but I finally went to the movies with Hunter. It was a good time. Movie was so long. Was it? Yeah.

Kids loved it. So did y'all love it? It was okay. Yeah, it was okay, Hunter. Did y'all use the force? It was okay. I don't have the ability to use the force. Oh, you don't have the ability to use the force?

I was watching soccer on my phone. What a pity. You can check my letterbox for movie review. What does that mean? Where do we got to do that? Letterbox. It's a movie review out. You leave reviews for stuff?

That's not the thing you click on the bottom to let them know you're not a robot. Yeah, I got into it a few months ago. Litterbox? Litterby, he's in the bathrooms and litter boxes. How do I find you? Hold on, I want to know how to find you. Are you Nick nerd on there too?

Yeah. Hey, look at the litter box. He may be there. Letterbox. I found Hunter. Hunter Nick Nerd. Was you in the litter box? Favorite films.

Put it up. Recent activity. Hunter, this is not good that you've recently watched a movie called Creep while we're talking about this. What are you doing, son? Yeah, that should have stopped at that song. I'm a weirdo. Look at Hunter's just out here reviewing movies. He gave Star Wars, the Mandalorian, two and a half stars.

It's not a bad movie, but it drags, kind of drags sometimes. It probably would have worked better as another. season honestly. You know what? Out of how many stars? Two and a half. Review, Hunter. J.D., two and a half stars out of what? Five? I'm guessing five. Okay. So just middle of the road.

There you go. Y'all, he's got, he has, he has reviewed some movies. The problem is, I haven't seen any of them. Hunter, on average, how many movies do you view a month? Batman, the Solo. New releases, I'm saying. Like, I, Dude, I have no idea. The Super Mario Galaxy movie, I did see that.

Hunter gave it three and a half stars, of which he should have given it a half star. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. We got different taste. Yeah, that movie stunk on ice. I mean, it was all right. Nope, it stunk on ice.

It was all over the place. Hunter, we need to talk about your movies here, man. There's some foul films in here. The movie raider. The movie raider? Like, I literally haven't seen any of this. Where do you even... Where do you even find these things, Hunter?

Podcasts. Podcasts weren't made for silence, honey. This ain't a time to be embarrassed. This is a time to defend yourself. I don't know how to answer that. I go... I blind buy movies all the time. Like, I just bought Dirty Harry and the Outlawed Josie Wells.

And I'll watch them this week. Both of them are great. dirty Harry. You just watch dirty Harry? No, I watched it when I was a kid with my dad. I love dirty Harry, but I've never seen the outlaw Josie Well, so I bought it so I could talk to you about it. Did you watch

it? Josie Wells? Yeah. Not yet. This is a 44 magnum handgun the most powerful handgun in the world. I do that. Make my day. Let me blow your head off. I've never seen it. It's great.

Never say it. Dirty Harry. Oh, man. Oh, my goodness. I don't watch a lot of movies. It's part of the Clint Eastwood. You just got to watch it. In fact, I would go out on a limb and say...

But you've probably never seen Outlaw Josie Wells. Nope. Still hadn't. Y'all make fun of me for five years. Oh, you have never seen that? I could count the amount of Clint Eastwood movies I've seen. Space Cowboys? Nope.

Unforgiven. Nope. That movie, they said that was his best work. and I, hey, I've never watched the end of that movie. Yeah, it was all right. I started it and I always turned off. Why do you turn it off? Because it sucks.

Yeah. It wasn't, it wasn't super. It needs to get Silo Leder Bob. That's the worst, that's the worst movie Clune Eastwood ever made. I think we just stumbled upon gold. Cy Robertson reviews movies. Oh, man. Oh, it was terrible.

What's another terrible? If they ain't got Clint Eastwood. One night I said, I'm going to watch this all the way. because he said it was one of his greatest work. Do I turn it on? Oh, you can take it. What was that one where he was the drug runner? Oh, the mule.

The mule. Wasn't that it? Yeah. I didn't say, hey, what? Huh? Drug runner? Yeah. I see two mules for Sister Sarah.

There you go. Yeah. Is that the one you're talking? He wasn't a drug runner. He was there. Now, this is a new one. He was with Mr. Sarah. Yeah, this one's different.

I've read. Every movie that Clint Eastwood was in, there's 73 of them. I have not ever seen a one. Not a one of them? Oh, you missed a lot of them. They could, the bad and the ugly. I ain't never seen it. I've watched every episode that he played in Rowdy Yates on Rawlite.

Oh, Rawley Yates, yeah. Oh, hard! I know that song. Because it plays at the Honeyhole. No, the Blues Brothers. That was a fantastic. him high was that. He liked that. No, no, that was a fan.

And what I'd like to do is when they were through filming. The Blues Brothers. Yeah. Yeah. When they were through filming with all the musicians there, you know they had jam session at night that would have been out of this world. Yeah. Because you talk about a good show. That was a good one.

Cy loves the Blues Brothers. Really? What else is one of your favorite, Cy? Clint Eastwood is 96. Yeah. Yeah. Still getting it. I got a lot of favorite movies.

What genre? Westerns? Oh, best. Westerns. Yeah, Westerns are, but I,

you know, Dirty Harry was a good movie. Yeah, it was. Didn't you used to love watching the CSI a lot? Yep. Used to watch that with Mark Homer.

The old one? Yeah. Just like standard rig, original CSI? Yeah. With like Grissom and, Oh, yeah. What, the crazy girl?

She got to be crazy. Oh, wait. Crazy girl. Alicia? Yeah, the one is, you know, she had always come up and give them something nobody could figure it out, and it's just like,

well, I found this. And it always was the key to solving the mystery. Yeah, it's kind of like, I mean, yeah, all of them shows got the same deal like Walker, Texas Ranger. Yeah. One of them comes in and saves a day, just on,

It was always Chuck Norris, right? Chuck Norris was always kicking butt. That's what I liked about that. Chuck Norris was awesome. That single cab dodged. Oh, you're having a single cab. We got to meet him, remember? Mm-hmm.

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Kung Fu movies. Yeah, you like them? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, that was, yeah, some of that was really good. Yeah. Have you ever seen Kung Pal? No, I may have.

Have you seen Kung Fu Panda? I doubt it. Kung Fu Panda's good. Oh, Sign used to watch that new Disney movie with the beaver. Hoppers? Yeah. Have you seen it? Yeah, we watched it with the boys other day.

It's very pro-beaver. Yeah. Oh, they are fans of the beve. The big, big... Si, what have I told you the number one children's movie in all of America right now is the importance of beaver dams

and letting them be? And letting them be? Yeah. Oh, no, you gotta blow them up with dynamite, boy. You don't let them be. We'll make another cartoon. Why did Disney not call

Cy to be the main... The bad guy, the villain. The villain. Right, make me the bad guy. They're scared. All the beavers are scared to Uncle Sy. The mayor was actually the bad guy trying to get rid of the beavers.

But turns out we can all live in harmony. It was really, I was on the mayor's side. I will say this. The boys got a kick out of a person being a beaver. So, you know. Well, no, no. Because, hey, that's, that's, uh, I don't even know how to describe it. But that's one little cool animal.

What? The beaver. Well, that's why they made a movie about it. Oh, no, upstairs. That is because, hey, beavers have killed more timber. You got to think about it. Beaver's has killed more timber than the timber industry has cut out. Really?

Yeah. And they don't plant it back. Yeah. And look, and they've made some of the most beautiful cypress breaks, lakes. You see the one they made in hoppers? Because, hey, what's going to happen is, hey, they find water running trickling? I got tickled at pond rules. Hey, they're going to build a dam.

If you're hungry, eat. And some of them are out of this world. And they all abide by pawn rules. You know, because the guy spent six months filming this stupid movie. And all this about is, is beavers. I feel like the Disney one was made. Building the dam. And like they built a dam that was probably a thousand yards long.

12 feet high and it had like 40 acres of water behind it once they got it built and it rained and hey deer moose fish ducks geese hey everything

came to this stupid big lake bluebirds yeah I'm just unreal from the movie you saw my cool do you know what you call baby beavers a kit That's right A chit

A chit A chit How did you A kittens? Kit Do you know every baby animal name? No But I know way too many

Baby names And then also like What groups Group names Baby kangaroo go Joey Joey Golly

Come it Yeah Group of kangaroo Congress Nope Oh man Yeah I'm glad you missed one that early That could have been

The whole episode What was it? From here A group of kangaroo is a mob A mob. It's a mob. I did not know that. It's a mob.

I know they're a fighter. Yeah. I saw a thing on... He's a boxers. Size punching J.D. They're boxers. I saw a thing on the internet the other day and said, would you box a kangaroo for $2 million? And I mean, sure.

Absolutely. I'd box Mike Tyson for two million. You're, uh... I mean, I'd take a week to get over the one punch he landed. Jake Paul, thanks for the soap. A lot of a kangaroo. Matt? Yeah.

Your uncle? He's your uncle. My uncle, Mac, boxed the kangaroo. Oh, yeah. And then he kicked him right in the chest and knocked him on his butt. I thought it was an ostrich. Oh, it wasn't an ostrich. That's right.

I mean, close. My family is weird enough to have at one point owned an ostrich farm. We've never owned a kangaroo farm. I thought he actually owned some kangaroos. But Mack, when he was, you know. My mom. know. But Mac before Christ could have very well watched a kangaroo.

He wouldn't have known it. And one. No, no. I thought he told me he, he owns some kangaroos, too. He may have. At one point, my mom and her sister owned a monkey.

Name, oh, was Rocco, no, that was my dog. Oh, no. They had a monkey.

They bought them in the Sears catalog. Oh, no. Hey, monkeys are cool. We had one in Vietnam. You could order monkeys in a catalog? Yeah. Oh yeah.

Mom bought one. Live. Back in the day. Oh, you go order exotic animals. There's a catalog. 100%. We've talked about it. I think we've talked about this before.

My mom, look, right here. I'm not surprised she had a monkey. I'm surprised she ordered it from my house. We had a monkey looked like that when you just pulled up on the chain. All right. Mom is unaware of Mac and Mary ever owning a kangaroo. We had a monkey just like that in Vietnam. There's your Sears, Robux catalog.

Oh, come on, man. Come on, Snopes. Quit giving me no ad. That's that. Yeah. Yoko. That was my mom's monkey's name. Yoko.

Bought it in a Sears catalog. Okay, pigeon, totally believable. Dog. Field mouse. What's that other bird right there? That's a crow, isn't it? Yeah, that's a crow. Oh, okay.

Well, he had the white butt. No. So is that like a magpie or something? That ain't the name of it. That ain't a crow? Well, it's in the crow family, but that ain't the name. Is that a magpie? Then she's got that white butt.

I think that's what that was. Yeah. It's hard to tell. Oh, wait, here's the prices. ABC, D, J. Oh, man. Where's that? I got to find that message.

Somebody sent me. We got a message about our last one, or he sent it to me. I don't remember which platform he sent it on, though. About what? Oregon. We have a listener from Oregon. $50 to buy a monkey in the Sears catalog back in the time.

50. 50. 50 bucks a good deal for a monkey. I did. You could charge each of your friends a dollar to hold it? $50 for a monkey's house. Oh, no. They're a hoot.

We had one in Vietnam. Did he do any tricks? Oh, no. Yeah, he's scary. We had him on the chain, and he's on top of the roof of the hut. You know, if you walked by, I suspect him, he'll bail off on you, and next thing you know, he's all over your head. You know, it's scared of crap out of you. What was his name?

You remember? I don't remember. Did he smoke cigarettes? He smoked weed. Hey, don't off this. The monkey smoked weed hunter. Hey, he was a nasty little sucker too, really. He didn't give you the bird in a heartbeat.

Did you watch the hangover? Did you just say the monkey? The monkey gave you the bird? A smoke cigarettes? Oh, yeah. Jumped on you and gave you the bird. Yeah. Because what we're doing, we always, we was always running.

And he had jumped. And he forgot how far that chain goes. It wasn't going so far. He had jumped and he was just good to hear of thong. It's a great. Then he'd give you the birds. A smart monkey. Oh, no.

Hey. We had more fun with that sucker, though, I'm telling you. Well, yeah, who wouldn't have fun with a stone monkey? Oh, no. Hey. Stone human. Stoned humans can be pretty good. Hey, what did y'all talk about Mennonites for with John Chris and Willie?

Because I'm getting a lot of emails from... Oh, he's a Mennonite. Yeah, yeah. Well, Willie apparently said that I ain't no Mennonites watching this show. Uh-huh. Our email saved quite differently. We have a Mennonite pastor named Doug. Hey, Doug.

From Danville, Pennsylvania. That's it. It thinks we're fantastic. Let's keep up the good work. Well, I thank you all. Fantastic. That's right. Yeah, Doug. Right.

And some guy named Keith also said it. And he grew up in a place in Pennsylvania and asked me not to pronounce it wrong. Are you going to pronounce it? I have no idea. Wing it. Lancaster. Oh, you got it. Lancaster.

I believe it's Lancaster. Lancaster. Lancaster. Then his son Lincoln loves the show. So what's up, Lincoln? Hey, Lincoln. But I was, like, kind of got influx up Minonite emails. and I wasn't there for that episode, so I was kind of confused.

Blame it on Willie. Blame it on Willie. I'm looking for the one from Oregon, but there's no chance I'm going to find it. Send that back to me. Whatever you are. What did this come from? Somebody fooled me in to open an email, y'all. Si, what is it?

Si, is watching. No, it's Phil. Now, some guy named Trexler, that's his name, T-R-E-X-L-E-R. I appreciate you being the only one of those. he emailed in and the subject line was Bucky's going bankrupt you know what smart guy

I gotta click it I got yeah I gotta click that because I know it's not true but still scared me and then Sye saw the photo attached Sye is still looking Look it looks like a picture of feel and that's what he's riding

a big giant black panther It's actually you Oh me Oh that's the A-I I thought it looked like Phil. So, do you remember riding that Panther? No. Okay.

At 3.24 in the morning on May 17th, 2024. Martin, what do you think? Real or fake? It could have happened. That is so. It could have happened. Yeah. How could that have happened?

What do you think I believe in Panthers? You own one, though, the saddle? I've rode one. So, you were probably sleepwalking and found it. Well, hey, I may have. I did do that a lot of by child I know you did

but that's a big one I know that I thought it was field that's all no Trexler from Arkansas made that I guess that is a big pretty cat though and he said he's from Arkansas

and Arkansas is much better than people give it credit for hey that's it I got Panthers and hey people ride them yeah Arkansas's fine who's knocking on Arkansas I mean So, I mean, your football team stinks. Yeah, that's fact.

Oh. And your president's library looks like a trailer. But other than that, I mean, Arkansas is great. Buffalo River's a lot of fun. My knees don't hurt no more. I ain't got as much belly no more. You're looking good, friend. I'm here to tell you, man.

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There you go. Look, and we all know what worked for you before doesn't always work again because your body fights weight loss. every step of the way when it's under stress. And GOP1 drugs can work as a quick fix, but they don't always take care of what's causing the problem in the first place. PhD weight loss works with you to develop a plan that works with your body and focuses on restoring your metabolism for good. The goal isn't to lose weight once. It's just to never have to do it again, y'all.

And right now, you can call PhD weight loss and mention, and you get two free weeks in the program, and they'll pay for your food. That's a $1,500 value completely. free call 864-644-19-00 and say godwin again that's 864 64 64-4-1-9-0 or visit my phd weightloss dot com what are you looking for man i was looking for the one from the guy from oregon and what was it about well we talked about how they were the other day you weren't here i don't think philip when they're they're wanting to ban hunting oh yeah and fishing and

and this guy was an oregon resident and provided a lot of little more insight. Oh, he, uh, no, he's not for it. No, because his problem, he ended it. That's why I was looking for it because it's a pretty interesting way to end it. He said, the thing that confuses me the most is they don't want us to hunt or fish, but they're okay to abort humans. Yeah.

And he was like, when did a deer become more valuable than a human? When did a trout become more valuable than a human? Yeah, you'll kill them. a human. Yeah, that's what, so that's why I was trying to find it, but I can't find it in all of my messages. I don't know where it is. Oh, that's what gets me. We get tons of messages every day on our social media.

So I was looking for it. Feel free to rescind it and I'll screenshot it. And then that way it's in my photos. He lost it, boys. It's in there somewhere. I know you sent it. And I appreciate you taking the time to send it because I read it. And I was like, wow, that's a really interesting way.

I do remember his take home was the being okay with abortion. but not okay. Yeah, you don't want you to hunt or catch a fish and eat it. Yeah, so. But send that back to me, please. That was, I was trying to find it. That's why my head down. Most people don't realize, number one,

the work that is involved in fishing and hunting. Right. Okay, and they definitely don't know the reason why most people do it. Mm-hmm. because I've had people tell me that, you know, was against honey. And I said, well, hey, in my opinion, every time you open your mouth about it, you show me how stupid you are.

He's full of love and candor. It ain't just about pulling the trigger, is it? No, hey, if it was all it was to it, it was pulling the trigger, I'd sell every gun I've got and never go again. Better not. That ain't even, that don't even come into play. You know good and well, them 28 gauges are mine.

Don't be selling them. Oh, hey. Yeah, but, you know, because like I said, I don't know the work that goes into this. You know, like when you're fishing, you know, you got to load your bowl. There's a lot of preparation, yeah. Oh, yeah. You got to get all your stuff, have your rod and reels.

Go buy the honey hole. Get your golf cart ready. Get the bikes, get the shiner, get all there. Learn how to rig a coil you ball. And then when you're actually lucky and hit them and really catch them, I like he's good. Okay. Then you got a cooler full of fish

just got to be cleaned. Yeah. Okay. Before you can fry them up and enjoy them. Now I'm curious. Oh, hey. There's like a deer. Martin has got.

That reason I said, hey, if pulling the trigger was all there was to it, I'd never go again. I'm not. Because guess what? When I pull the trigger and that deer hits the ground, hey, now I've got to pull out my sharp knife, skin him. And call Stone and tell him.

And all this. Well, I used to do all this like, you know, but since Stone has come into the picture. He's got a guy for that, y'all. Got a guy. Somebody's got to do it, though. Somebody's got to do it, and I got a real good friend that's really good at it.

He's good with two things, old men and children. Because he takes care of both very well. But the rest of the human race? It ain't got much for you. The rest of the human race, he ain't got that. really struggles with peers. Well, Martin, since you've lost that email, I think it's a good moment to catch up on a few things we've lost over.

I would have liked to read that. Yeah. He's going to find. Yeah, well, they'll send it back. No, but we do get mail sometimes and we miss it. Uh-huh. And I have two cases of that right now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We talked about yesterday. And we don't know what happens to it. There's a lot of stuff that goes on. Paisley, who just graduated from high school. Congratulations. That's right. Congrats. You did it. We're proud of you down there in Florida.

If you're ever up this way, come to see us. You wrote us a failure. A handwritten letter, and I promise you I've never seen it. But I want to congratulate you on getting through high school because that is tougher than it is. Hey, that's a milestone. I almost didn't do it. I didn't like school.

I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I was a horrible student. and I even had teachers that told me, they told me face to face, I hate your guts out of the spirit, Robertson. Because you were a Robertson? I know, because I...

Because he didn't pay attention. I was a pain in the butt for being a student, okay? Because the teacher said, well, hey, you've got it all and you're not using none of it. Oh, go. But that morning that the guy told me he hated my guts, I kind of, you know, I was pretty rough.

Well, hey, okay. So he said that was pretty rough. So to make you feel better about somebody hating your guts, I talked to a friend who's been listening to us for years. His name's Tony. And he sent us a bunch of sausage three years ago. And he was like, did you ever get that? And I was like, I think so.

Sure, we ate it. I got with Martin. And Martin's like, oh, yeah, I ate all that. Yeah, I ain't all that. No, we divided it. And we thought we thanked you for it. I don't remember getting any sausage. I do.

I think we ate it right here on the show. Oh, it was Kineka sausage, 100%. We get, we, it was, it was distributed fairly. Okay, okay. Because every once in a lot of stuff shows up addressed to me and I go first. Yeah. I should remember that. Odd.

I'm really big on sausage. Well, Kineka sausage is the best sausage you can buy. Well, that's what he heard us talking about it. So Tony are bad. Also, I kind of shared a moment with Tony. He just talking about his life. And, you mean the world to him. And just this podcast really got him through some tough times.

And it was just a cool chat we had right there at the door to Honeyhole the other day. So Tony, appreciate you listening to, man. If that shout out never did happen, we meant it to. Yeah. It was supposed to. And now we're just doing it again. Because I would never, ever, in the history of, of the world not thank somebody for giving me

a connection sausage because it is so good. I thought you were going to say I would never go first and eat the sausage and I was going to say no. I would. If you're not first to last. Every time I bring up Germany, bring up Brockworths, I tell you, I'd give anything to have a bunch of Brockworth

at one out, one of them little on a roller? Because I can arrange one of those. All right, bring me some Brockworth. He's a, no, he's going to supply the roller. You're going to have to find the Brockville. I don't know where to find German. And, you know, World Cup Month.

No imports. No, no, I tried some. They got some. American made only. Johnsonville, baby. They got some at Brookshires that I bought and then cooked them and ate them. Was it from Germany or was it from America? I thought it was.

It was from Wisconsin. Well, Boudreaux Crawfish is straight up from China. How good would that Kineka sausage be on that roller? The little thin, like, aging one? Oh, it would be fine. Oh, it would be fine. Let's go. Where's Keneka sausage made?

Alabama. Well, that sounds like it's not an import. Alabama. Put her on the roller, boys. Alabama. I know what I'll be eating during the World Cup. How does it do that? Because, hey, like, you know, you think, well, it's been out on long?

Oh, it's been a couple of days. Well, when you get them, you start them, you're talking, well, they'll be all dried out no good. Oh, uh-oh. Oh, on a hot dog roller? Oh, yeah. They're good. I don't know that I'd like that. I don't know what I'd let her bump for two days.

It sounds like hot dog jerky there. I mean, 11, you put them on about 11, and then you got to eat them by that night. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to eat. Well, we don't know that. Nope. It's experiment time. You could eat them on next day.

You need an all-night wiener. I'm excited, you can eat him a next day, trust me. I'm telling you, though, on Memorial Day, big day black and put them suckers on the thing. And then he put them wieners on the roller. What time we do that? Probably about one. That six o'clock wiener was good.

Ain't nothing better than a good 6 p.m. wiener. Oh, that's like. They've been just toasting all day. Well, they're real tender, number one. Plump. Yeah. They're real tender and they're real juicy. Oh, I'm back to being a child.

Oh, no. Hey, hey. I eat some hot dogs. I'm going to be making fart noises next. Like, oh, man. Why are fart noises always funny? I don't know, but the boys are. Also reset the clock.

The boys are obsessed with them now. reset the clock for what? Every man goes through it. And last time you crapped your pants is like you got to reset the clock. Did you? When did you do it? I didn't even get a text about this. After he ate the hot dogs, apparently.

I figured this was text word. No, this was when him and Hunter were at the movies. No, no, it was not in public. He crapped his pants, sigh. So we've all been with me through my weight journey. Yes. I did not crap my pants. I love these stories.

I did not crap my pants. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, go ahead. But I did. But it wasn't a lot. He didn't, but he did. No, but a little crap is still a very big deal. Little crap goes a long way.

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You celebrate that. Yeah, I kind of like to stop market. But I'm still not even, I'm at less than half of what I've, I've gained back about, let's say, 33% of what I lost. So I'm like, I'd like to lose about 10 pounds. So I got serious again. Uh-huh. I'm back on the program.

Yeah. Right. You're on John's program? Whose? No, he ain't on Ph.D. No, I'm just back on the Johnny D program, which is, you know, one pizza a week instead of three. One piece of a week. But you have to start off crap in your pants.

Work out very hard. So I was like, you know what? I'm going to lift weights and everybody always makes fun of my legs. And it's leg day, baby. We're back. You did a squat. It doesn't, no, it's not what you think. You got a video?

I don't have a video. But there's this guy I follow on Instagram back in the day. You had a squat with a squirt. No, I did not. Tell him a story, dead gummit. Look, and he shows you different workouts. And I was like, you know what? I remember that workout I used to do from this guy.

I should do that again. And the problem is this guy looks like this. You got to see him with a shirt off. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm going to do what he's doing. Right? I can do that. You're never going to be black.

Nor am I going to look like an underarm. Marmer Mannequin. I don't care what you try. You're never going to look like him. But I remember this one workout I got from him and I was doing it. And I was like, this is a good workout. What I forgot was I did, you know, way less weight than him. So I started off with the same weight as him.

And I was like, this is it. I'm going to die. And then I took a lot of weight off. And I did it again. There's a bunch of squats involved. And that's when my left hamstring said, you're done man you're toast and I said you just cook I'm yeah as the kids would say I've been cooked I'm on the floor it's seizing I'm not in a good place so then I'm like well I still got to get my steps

in so I limp around the neighborhood oh this was a cramp crap bar from home oh it gets worse oh no it gets worse so at this point my legs are toast I don't know if you saw how I walked in here it was a little funny. So, you know, as long as you're still like tight hurting, you're not going to let loose. But as soon as you lay down and your leg finally relaxes and you think it's just a fart, it's not. It's not.

You can't trust them. Where were you laying down? Doesn't matter. Where were you laying down? Was it in the bed? It's all been cleaned. It wasn't enough to get in the bed, luckily. but those shorts had to go they're gone the shorts and the drawers wasn't wearing any of those

oh oh it got in the bed didn't hammer well no they were built-ins they were built-ins oh anyway yeah so reset the clock june 10th 2026 last time it happened to me that's okay it happens to everybody and one day it'll go back it really does it's a it's a shame that's what i always say I wish I could forget the, I wish I couldn't remember the last time I did it. I remember, it never gets too far away. I haven't had that big of a gap yet.

I can't remember the last time that I did. I almost did it today, which is why I had to take a dump before I put my boat in the water. I was like, oh man, I got to go find a tree, buddy. Cy, when was the last time you crapped your pants?

On the lake? Every time. Duck hunting? Oh, he's a duck. Mine's fishing. With waiters on? Every time. Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

What's waiters on? Yeah. Oh. The worst is when you get in a hurry and you, you know, like your wallet falls out your pocket and you just don't even realize it and you look back here and you're like, that's going to be a toughy. Yep. That's going to be a tough one to clean off. Good grief. Billet.

I was with curly Dawn. With the, what, no, timeout. You've done something since. No. Really? We were fishing in the boat, and I tried to jump out. I almost made it. Oh, last time I did, I was in church.

This gets way better. Is this when you were standing up to sing? I knew me opening up would cause things. I was sitting there, and I said, hmm, yeah, I need to go to the restroom. So I got up. Didn't make it. Didn't make it.

Did you just keep walking to your truck? Oh, hey, I just went to the house. Yeah. was in the house took the blue jeans off threw them in a wash machine through the underwear and the trash got in the shower

how long ago was this a week no it was just a year or so were you I have a couple years were you singing it as well with my soul

I didn't I didn't see I wasn't singing nothing about which well it was unwell he's got that joy joy joy joy down there in his heart.

This is a way better conversation than Mennonite stuff. This is real life, man. Everyone craps their pants. Everybody. My buddy Drew, who doesn't say a word, has some of the best crap-in-your-pants stories of all time.

Yeah. We need, all right, inbox. We don't want pictures, though. Oh, no. Why would you do this to me? I control the inbox. I know. I want to make you feel better.

I just want you to know that it's normal. Hello at duckcallroom. dot com tell us the last time you had to reset the clock i just never to go back to yours right slash poop i never i never knew there was a correlation between your hamstring and your no your whole legs are and your and your rectum so then once those once those look your hammies are right that's why hey when coaches used to say so when those relax hey that's why when coaches used to say work through the pain that's a bunch of bull don't do it side hey You don't work through the pain.

You want to know the worst part? You know, I'm a garment man because I'm such a fit athlete who needs one. It logged my exercise. So you see the exact moment you did it? No, I see the exact moment I seized up. Strength training, five minutes and 13 seconds is how long it took for me to end up on the floor. Going, ugh. Oh, my goodness gracious.

And that led to me crapping my pants. June 10th. Oh, so this was yesterday. And you hear that awful sound. No, we're not even 16 hours removed. We're not in a full 24 hours of the new clock. Well, did you have to rush to the bidet? After all we texted about last night, that never came up.

Dadgum, man, were you home alone? Were you home alone? No. The kids were there? Then you got a high, the kids were already in bed. Oh, okay. I worked out, took a shower, but my legs were just, I was stuck. I couldn't really sit down well, couldn't stand up.

So Allison was home. So you snuck this one. You don't just openly admit it until you have time to... Oh, buddy, I do. Go to confession. That's terrible. You ain't going to believe this. You ain't going to believe what just happened.

You ain't going to believe this. If she would have came out and caught me, I probably would have been like, yeah, that really stinks. Literally and things. My bad. But it just is what it is. It happened. Praise you. And life goes on.

But you only had 800 calories, so it couldn't have been much. No, no, it wasn't. Yeah. I mean, it was a seep at best. It was enough to upset you and make you feel dumb. Oh, yeah, absolutely. But it wasn't like, you know. Yeah, they wasn't full bore.

You didn't have to go home and throw away jeans. You just throw away your shorts. Or did you keep them? No, wash them, suckers. You wrenched them out? Yeah, it wasn't even enough to throw stuff away. There you go. Well, but still count.

Yeah. No, you still got to reset the clock when it happens. You would have been just like Whelan last night when he went to get in the bathtub. He looked down. He said, Daddy, I got a skid mark. I got a skid mark. Skid. Oh, because that happened.

But, you know, he's a right. He's also three. I don't know what your excuse is. He was cramping up. Oh, whaling? He's fine. I don't know. Live, hold on.

Yeah. I just hope I don't ever lock my hamstring up. and then when it gives way. If you ever see a fitness model on Instagram, don't even try to do what they do. Just go for a walk. Hashtag better decisions. Yep, which goes along with our Bible verses.

Let's go. James 1-5. Yamas. If any of you lacks wisdom, let them ask God who gives generously to all without reproach and it will be given to him. I'll ask this morning. Yeah.

The wisdom we learned here. You don't receive because you don't ask. That's right, son. The wisdom we received here? The tale is old as time. Never trust a fart, y'all. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. Johnny D.

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