Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

Uncle Si spills the unclassified details on a top secret midnight mission where the lives of his fellow soldiers were hanging in the balance. Martin can’t believe that Si was left in charge of the red button during a war and that handcuffed briefcases are a real thing. Stone gets geared up for everyone to pick their professional wrestling alter egos, as he’s obviously been workshopping his own for a while! John-David can’t handle even hearing about some of the hardcore outdoorsmen skills Martin’s kids already possess! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When I was young, I had an old man tell me this. He said, Rochester, you better not blink. And I said, what are you talking about? He said, how old are you? I said, how old are you? He said, how old are you? He said, how old are you? He said, you'll blink.

He said, you'll blink, and you'll be my age. Yeah. And I blink? I was just the same. Now you're his age. Yeah, I'm hearing of age. Sound like a Kenny Chesney song. Oh, no, hey, I'm telling you.

Kenny Chessie. Is that who sings that? Pretty sure. Give me the good stuff. As a fan of No Shoes Radio on Sirius X. Give me the good stuff, Boise. Shoes Radio.

Oh, yeah, I listen to it all time, man. It's like easy listening music. There's never anything offensive. He's the only ears, that's what I like about it. It's never, it's never anything offensive.

It's smooth. It's never loud. Just Kenny Chesney and Jimmy Buffett. I didn't even know. I was a Jimmy Buffett fan. Jimmy Buffett's the man. It's five o'clock somewhere. They don't play that one.

Well, Alan Jackson's there. You know, there's something about. that beach living. Yeah. Everything goes in slow motion. There's a man who's headed to Key West in two days. Everybody's, hey. Oh, yeah.

The phrase you want is that is chill out. It goes all the way to the tip. Oh, I've been there. Everybody chill out. It's like my fifth time in Key West. I like that town. A man who listens to No Shoes Radio definitely vacations in Key West. That's a beautiful place.

I love it. Are you doing that fishing where you don't catch it, but you grab it and take a picture and let it go back? Tarping. Yeah. Oh, it's going to be cold, man. I ain't going fishing. Timeout, cold.

Yeah, the high down there's like 71, the whole time we're there. That's cold in Key West. I've done this before. Hey, that's time to break out a little light jacket. You built a far down there then. There's people listening that just are just losing their mind over you calling 71 cold. Hey, when you're surrounded on three sides by water, 71 is chilly down there. Oh, yeah.

That Atlantic Ocean get cold this time of year. The high while you're there is 76. Yeah. That's it. That's chilly. But the low is 72. I know. I might move to Key West.

That sounds nice. Good place for a tackle shot, man. They fish all time down there. I bet they got one or two. They got a few of them, yeah. So you're not fishing? I mean, we may, but nothing. Not planning on it.

Not the bridge. I know a few. Did you all do that together? What's that? Go fishing on the bridge? I did that. The giant ones. Did you go aside?

I went with Gobwin. That's what it is. Me and Gobwin went down there with Scott Martin. We were bridge trolls for tarpins. You just let a crab out under that bridge and the current, and you hold on. Hold on. And then the skill is to not let the hammerhead sharks eat him. Like, that's the tough part.

That's what happened. My first three times I went deep sea fishing. The shark got it? All I ever brought in was a head. Yeah. Everybody else was taking pictures with big pretty red fish. Too slow. Hey, you got a real faster.

I said, hey, I was feeling as fast as I could. Too slow, old man. That was a good trip, that first one on the easy rider. Well, I still got the one question. I always asked everybody that does deep sea fishing. When you got one on and you get him out there and you get him up there where you can see him. Everything's flashing silver. Well, when he was there with me, he called a nurse shark.

Now, this stupid thing is polka-dotted black and brown. Pocodot? From the tip of his nose to the tip of his tail. He's camouflaged. Well, I, when he was out there about 15, 20 feet, doing it, he's flashing silver. Now, my question is, where is the stupid silver? Okay, because this thing is camouflaged. Something about light.

There's something about the water in the ocean and something moving. It's like somebody's down there with a big mirror. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And then when you get through the boat, it's a red snapper or a nurse shark, you know. Or yellow thing. I mean, this thing was, look, I'm talking about big black, black and brown polka dot. completely covered.

And you're wondering how? And I'm wondering how, where is all this silver coming from? Yeah. I had something last night driving me crazy. Dagum duck lice. It took me like 15 minutes to catch that sucker. No, no. I've had them run out of my body.

I mean, just drove me nuts. All you do is you feel the moving. Mm-hmm. On your face? Oh, yeah. Oh, it was. It was up there in the Sahara Desert, also known as my bald head, and I couldn't catch him. And you ever seen a duck?

He's just. All the time. Think about it. You know how fast a duck can fly. And a duck lies. That dude's hanging on. Yeah. It was.

It's hard to get rid of. He was trying to set up. I've seen duck lice on ducks. I just guess I never had one attack me. Oh, he wasn't attacking me. He just crawling all over me, driving me nuts. And it's irritating. And up there on my.

my bald head, I couldn't catch that slick little rascal. You'd think that'd be the easiest place to catch him right out there in the open. Of course, he's wondering what happened, you know? He's wondering. He's wondering. Hey, once I was going through the forest and then all of a sudden a desert. Yeah. He was up there in the B.A.O.

Yeah. And I still couldn't catch him. Oh, boys. That sucker kept going side to side. And I just was sitting there scratching. Brittany's like, what is wrong with you? I said, I got one of them dang duck lice in my head. She finally got him for me, though.

She wasn't as big of a fan of him as you mentioned. She started swatting that. Well, she said, how many of those are in this house? I said, I don't know. I mean, it is duck season. So, you know, bring them in. The boys love playing with dead ducks now. So it's.

We have not discussed that. What? You and your children's affection for, like, hugging dead animals. Oh, hey, here's the deal, though. That will affect their future. Have you seen this picture, Zah? No, but I can tell you all about Jason Robertson. Yeah.

He's in his kid. Hello. He's in his pajamas. And hey, look what he's got. He's got a big mother Drake. Uh-huh. Mr. Robertson, done. Hey, he got, you know, we come in from hunting.

We had seven woodies. Well, we're cleaning them. Me and Phil cleaning them. And we got sick and Phil said, hey, didn't we kill seven? I said, yeah, I brought in seven. And Kaye come in there about 10 minutes later while we were discussing what happened to the seventh wood duck. and she said,

Phil, come, come look. And he said, I ain't got time my book. She said, hey,

you need to come see it. You know, let me show you what I want you to see. So we walked into Jason's

bedroom. Jason is sound asleep with that big wood duck male wood duck. He's got, and look,

he's got him for a pillar. He just sat down asleep. So kind of like that right there. That boy's been chasing

them ever since. Look at him. Look at him right there. Oh, he's happy. I feel like Jason. Jace will stand asleep with a big grin all the way just ear to ear. Oh. You had that big wood duck drake as a pillow.

Oh, yeah. He said, he had that one like that and he kept saying, duck go night night. That's that? Go night and night. I said, well, something like that. Duck is night night. He is very asleep. He's extremely asleep.

But now, I just thought or I think. it's very important to involve them in the process early on. So, like, when I clean ducks at the house, they're out there with me. Like, we're sitting there. They're learning knives are sharp. They're learning what meat looks like. I let them play in the blood and, like, all the things just like.

My daughter helped me clean squirrels, and she would be sitting there. I thought she was going to be a doctor. You know, I'd opened up the, you know, cavity and start, and she's where you hold? You know, she's what is it? And I said, it's kidney. he said,

I'm pulling the heart out. I'm pulling the heart out. What's that? I said, the heart. Babum. Right. Yeah. No.

I think it's a full circle moment for them so they can start. And I don't ever want to be them kids going, ooh. Yeah. No. Because, hey, her and her intended, which is her husband now. Yeah.

We're in a park sitting down on a park beach. Yon look in there. Here comes a cat squirrel run by. I said, boy, I wish I had dad. 22. He looked at her and said, why? She said, I'd pop that sucker in the head. And then next five minutes, we'd be eating fried squirrel.

Yeah. First thing we do, when the girls kill a deer, we take the heart out and eat it. Hey. Not raw, but we, there's a method to it where you could, that deer heart is really good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You fry him and butter. Well, I fix it.

I like a tough of tuck hearts and put them in. gibbet gravy. You just made Johnny D. You lost a man there. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hey, you'll eat it. You don't belong. Hey, you'll slap your mama over some.

Don't belong in this category. Eating, eating wild game organs, I'm just going to pass. That's the essence of the animal. Yeah. It's chopped up thin. It's just, you don't want to waste it. It's way better.

Filet duck gizzard pretty good. Yep. And gizzards are good. Hoots have the best good. Now, there's a neck to it, though, because you got a clean. that properly. Yeah. Yeah.

Cut it up properly. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here.

And that's what because of our friends over at Tritels beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Cy Robertson, would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things. Grab whatever was left in case you were. late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from, but with Triedails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Triedales comes from a family ranch out in Texas.

They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedails beef.

I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. I don't think I've sent you this one. Whalen does have a favorite duck and it's a pintail. Just a graceful himself.

No, I think he likes him because of that super long neck. Look at this. Hold on. Look at this kid. Oh, this is fantastic. This is probably, wait until he says. He loves him out of Drake.

He won't to cuddle him, but look him with that pent. No. Surprise. And he's like, what you can't hear in there is he's going pentail, pintail. So I'm teaching them all the species already too. So they know pentail, they know gadwall, they know wood duck, and they know mallard. So it's that mallard is mallard duck for some reason. They're mallard duck, mallard duck and greenhead.

But yeah, man, it's fun. This is by far my favorite stage thus far. Their curiosity is what is a lot of fun. So like I took one, one was full of rice. He had eaten a bunch of rice for it coming there. And I took the rice and laid it out and they played in the rice. And they're like, of course, Jackson. I said, yeah, that's rice.

Jackson. I was like, ah, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not going to eat rice from a duck gizzard, like from a duck's crop. We ain't, we ain't about that life. Yeah, we'll buy us. Yeah, we'll go. I got rice in there if you want it. Like, because they do love to eat rice.

I didn't really think about that when I laid that thing of rice on my tailgate from the, from the duck's crop but he didn't get it to his mouth he just got really close i'm still the first time i picked one up that had that i thought he was sick i said we can't eat this thing something wrong with it big old lump in his neck his hot oh his old neck was solid rice yeah he had done eight where you couldn't have put another rice frame of rice in his in his crop that tickles me yeah them boys or something man it's it's a lot of fun. Well, it flies by.

That's all I can tell you. I hope they just keep picking up at my acorns. So that's their, that's what he was doing while I was cleaning ducks picking up acorns. Oh, he'd pick up a yard for you? Mm-hmm. Just acorns.

They love acorns and the little caps that come on to acorns. They call them acorn hats. Then they put them on their head. Yep. That's funny. Yeah, no. But it's parenting, man.

Parenting little young outdoorsman. It is a lot of fun. It is good times indeed. And we're, I mean, where are we at? We're crowding Christmas now. So I don't know. What's weird is, do you know what today is? What is today?

The day we were filming this, four years ago, we started the first episode of the Duck Call Room aired. Really? Four years. Four years ago today. Really? That's crazy. December 3rd, 2020 was the first ever episode of the Duck Call Room.

Really? You didn't have any children And now you got children that Eat rice out of the duck's throat Attempt to, he didn't get it there Still, it's close enough What would I listen? You can eat peanuts out of my duck

No, you cannot You shouldn't Just because you can do something Doesn't mean that you should Hey, look, hey, Phil said Hey, Phil done it a lot Okay Okay, there's a lot of things

Yeah, there's a lot of things Phil did that I don't think we should do You know, I'm just telling you, you can't eat it. You can. That does not mean it's a good idea. You know what I mean? You should do it. It would be kind of interesting.

It ain't nothing wrong with it. It would be interesting, though, to, like, take rice from a duck and then haul it and then cook it and see. Then eat it. See? Then you could add some of the gravy on it. Here's the deal. Tony, Chirerrigus. Sharraricus.

Has this little green box of jumbulli. It's delicious. It is, actually. Yeah, it's really good. I've been trying to convince people of that. It really is good. My sister made a homemade Jambalai the other night, and it was delicious. Yeah.

Like, it was really good. And it took her half the day. That is a good way to soup up a pot of rice. What's that? Gumbala. Oh, amen. But I was just, and my wife was like, I need this recipe, and we left, and I was like, you got to remember, though, that little green box.

20 minutes, and you're done. I mean, it's just, it ain't as good, but it's awful close. Yeah. Sometimes you got to look at the trade-off. time versus what you get. I love a... It's kind of like... I'm trying to love of two women.

It's like a balding chain. Yeah. Well, it's kind of like homemade biscuits. It's not worth the pain, boys. It's never worth the pain, sir. And canned biscuits. Like, to me, the trade-off just didn't... Homemade biscuits are great.

They're wonderful. I just don't want to go through the steps to do it. Because them out of the hand... Huh? He's on the Mayhael jelly. Mayhael jelly. On that mea? I bought some store-bought Mayha jelly the other day.

Nope. Trash. I was thinking I was thinking I was going to be the hero at the house. Yeah. I was not. Well, they just don't put enough may haul in it because they got it, because there's not a ton of mayhalls around.

So you got to stretch that juice as far as you can. And that's hard. That's why Phil's it's so good because he uses enough mayhaw where you taste the mayhaw. Like, and at storebought, you just can't, you can't do it. I literally walked in the house. I was like, check out what I got you. And Tom Allison.

And she looked at it and goes, wow. And I said, okay. Not interested. Yeah. Like, sigh and that dressing. He was just like, not much, boys. It wasn't much. Stone's here.

So we had a discussion about your father-in-law's attempt at Phil's dressing stone. I'm just trying to get a full-blown survey of how it was. Because I said it was trashed for the most part. Well, the Phil's dressing has taken many forms over the last five years. Yeah. It's like the DC-200, the original duck call. There's no two that are exactly the same. Yeah, every year the batch, something about the batch changes.

Something changes. Yeah. But, you know, it looked like Phil's dressing. Okay. It smelled like Phil's dressing. Okay. Two important qualities. But when Al asked Cy what he thought about the dressing,

Cy said, nope. Ain't there? You missed it on that. You ain't there, boy. He said, it's too runny. The duck, tough and there's not enough sage. That is the report we got.

That's exactly what. Silas told us. The first two critiques were true. Are true. The last critique, untrue. That is what your sister-in-law also told us. Alex can confirm your side of story.

That's because they're anti-sage. Well, he's got a daughter. He named his daughter, Sage. Yeah, I don't think he's anti. They're anti-sage, boys. But tell them how much. How much sage you put in the dresser? I do.

I know I already told him. Oh, he brought it up there. My wife, okay. I used to just do it with a bottle about this big around and then just do it until I'd taste it. It would be what I want. A mule dairy would like your dressing. Well, no, no. But anyway, the bottle is about that tall and about the size of a silver dollar.

Yeah, all of it. A too much. No, no. Perfect. Perfect. He just, right. Of all people you can call anti-sades. Okay.

for me. You cannot call Stone who takes his daughter Sage hunting. That's Sage. She's the new hunter. That's where I had on the other day when two feet up.

And I love that, hey, that she got Buckfavor over Big Red. Oh, she did. Because I ain't had time to talk to her because I'm going to say, hey, look,

don't let it worry you because, hey, I've known men that, hey, they were shaking like a... You should have talked to that cat after he killed his first one, buddy. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm serious. Anytime you can hear the phone shaking. It's a bad deal. I was nervous. You're like a bowl of jello. They're shaking so bad. So I got shook up on toothpick the other evening.

He was bowing up on that gun. You ever seen an old dog trying to pass the peach seed? That's what he looked like. The back legs quivering. Them legs were shaking. Yeah, Jackson get like that right now when he get backed up. He'd go about two days without taking it up. He looked over there in them back legs.

He's just holding on to something. Them back legs just a quiver. I'm like, buddy, if you'd squat a little bit, this'd be a lot easier on you. I don't know why you're trying to do this straight-legged. I would think it would be weird if you didn't get buck fever, though. You don't want to go then. Right.

Well, no, no. What have you done in life if you're not, like, tired up? If it doesn't shake you up, yeah. Why go? We're sitting there right at daylight, and it's just barely can see. There's four doors on the feeder. Well, after it got good in daylight, I call it.

at the hip parade. I saw a total of 65 deer. And 35 of them was, hey, I'm serious. Don't you laugh. 35 of them was bucks, and they was all bigger than that right there on that wall. Because when they had turned around, they walk away from me,

showing me their butt. Mm-hmm. Hey, their butts this wide, okay, and their antlers are this wide. A deer will never look bigger than when he turns and walked on. Oh, yeah. But they're walking away.

He could be a hundred-inch six-point. He turns to walk away, you're like, that's a dang biggin. I mean, it's the craziest thing you've ever seen. Justin, and his son sitting beside me, so after all this has happened, I'm going, when are you going to keep me the green light, dummy? They always look better when they're walking away. Oh, no. I'm saying, well, hey.

That goes for everything in life. Hey, that's what I always say when I watch a woman walk away. Oh, boy. How does that make you feel, Hunter? Hunter over here shaking his head. I just figured I needed to involve him in that conversation. Oh, boy. You gotta love it.

Oh, man. I'll tell you somebody who don't get shook up at all. Oh, no, yeah, I know. BK. Yeah, I know it. The first deer I watched her shoot, she'd have put the gun on safe. That down and over like that way. Yeah, no emotions.

None. No emotion, man. Just like her mother. You got a smile or fan. It's all been to this point. Oh, her mama's worse than her when it comes to no emotions. But when she gets stirred up, you don't want to be around. You don't want to be nowhere around.

That's what my woman told about. When she gets one of those moves, I get in rig and leave. She told me that she's seen. BK or Anna? Anna. Anna. She seen me mad once. I don't want to see it ever see it again.

Yeah. There's something in y'all's genetics. Well, I'm an easy-going guy Pushed the wrong button Yeah, yeah Then I'm dangerous maniac Yeah, we don't want to push it How I would describe myself

I prefer benevolent uncle You will get killed You prefer what? I prefer benevolent uncle Over angry sigh Yeah, me too I've seen angry sigh That's not fun

Well, I guess I haven't seen the angry angry sigh But you know Oh, you've seen like irritated sigh Irritated side. It's fun, but it's kind of scary. Yeah, I mean, it's fun to poke at a little bit, but then you got to remember, like, eh, all right, stop.

You can get him to the end, and you don't want to do that. This is not a bear you want to poke me. All you got to do is either spit on him or slap him in the face. Or chase him with a snake. Yeah. I ain't doing none of those things. Hey, just so you're aware,

chasing an animal with a snake will have the same results. Well, maybe worse. Yeah, I want to send her home for the rest of the day because of that. I just kidding. and I threw her my phone. I said, would you look at that in a picture of a big old snake? Just a picture?

Oh, yeah. She threw my phone on the ground and I didn't see her for the next 24 hours until she showed back up at work. I didn't know. It was that big of a deal. Oh, she was mad too. Oh, big man.

Big man. She actually came the next day and quasi, as much as a Robertson can, apologize to me for as mad as she got. I mean, I mean, like, yeah. They're never going to say it. The words, I'm sorry, didn't come out. Guiza, quasi, quasi.

Apology. It was an attempt. It was a Robertson apology. You should take a one of them hockey games in town where they throw all the snakes on the ice. That probably wouldn't work. No. He said no. There's no such thing as a Robertson apology.

Yeah, you just got to recognize it for what. It's their attempt at an apology. So you give them credit for it. Right, side? He just raised his eyebrow. I guess. He said, yeah, I guess. That's the same deal with the admission of guilt.

Pass blame. That was one of the things that my leaders in the military, they didn't ever figure out, don't poke the bear. Oh, I know. I feel like the leaders in the military should have been the bear. How are you the bear? Because, hey, they left me in charge,

and then when I made a decision, then they tried to chastise me for making the decision. What was the biggest responsibility you had? I'm just curious. When you say left you in charge, What does that look like? Well, like when... Like you were in charge of dinner?

Right, no, no. Desert Storm and Desert Shields going on. I was in the operation center where everything was happening. Yeah. Well, they would leave me in charge and say, okay, if you need me, call me. Oh, so you could have like... Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is wartime wherever.

Hey, I could push the red button. Did you press it? No, no. Well, I'm just saying. they would leave me in charge then I would make the decision that I thought was right at the time. You know what though?

Then they'd come in and scream and I would say, hey, we can solve this very simply. You idiots, stop leaving me in charge. Besides the kind of guy you want in charge at a red button. Because trust me, he's going to do everything he can to not use it.

But if he has to... And you know if it went to it. We need to. That was the last I sort. Hey, but don't ever doubt it. If you go ahead too far, I will push to something. Yeah, he possesses the ability. Yeah.

Yeah. In Desert Storm. That's cool. Cy Robertson was in charge of the red button for. Well, I'm just telling you, hey. Hey, that's cool, man. That's awesome. I'm glad I asked that question because I never really had.

No, no, no. I'll say one night, okay, here we go. You know, business is business. Things are coming in. Secret messages are coming across the deal. I see, that's mildly concerning. I get one, okay, and I read it, and there's five things in it. Well, I know about four of them, but I'm looking at the fifth one, and I'm saying,

what was it? Top secret. I know, but we're past that age now, right? I don't think so, man. I'm looking, I'm saying, okay, because you're saying, okay, because you think. First thing off, they'll give it back. Men are in harm's way and can die. So I'm looking at four of them and I say, okay, I don't know about the fifth one.

Let me call the captain. Yeah. So I get on, dial this number. His wife answers the phone. He's talking to her while I'm listening. And I said, hey, tell your husband I need to talk to him. Well, no, no, I'm just saying, I said, hey, hey, hey, it's important. I need to talk to it.

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, hey, hung the phone up. Oh, look, I call the major, same treatment. I called the lieutenant colonel, same treatment. Uh-oh. I called the full bird colonel, same treatment. Uh-oh, you started working your way up. Oh, no, no, no.

I went to my chain of command. Well, hey, the next thing that happens is, okay, that I get the briefcase, this got a chain and handcuff on it. I put the secret message in it, lock it, lock it to my wrist. Wait, so that was real? Like, that's really how y'all transported their messages? Oh, no, yes, sir.

Your handcuffed briefcases to your... Yes, sir. So look, hey, guess who door I'm knocking on? And it's like 1 o'clock a.m. Al Gore's. Jason Bourne. Star. He's got a star on his car.

Oh, general. Yeah. Oh, big G. The O.G. How many of the door? Brigadier. Yeah. What about it, Rob?

I said, well, sir, I apologize you fushly. for disturbing you at this hour. You went to the man's house. I went to the man's house. Okay. With the briefcase handcuffed to your wrist? Yeah, and I said, I've got a top secret message here. Hey, before you go, I won't see.

You had it handcuffed to your, do you drive with it handcuffed? Oh, yeah. Did you have a driver? No, no. I drove myself. Okay, I was just curious. I could have had a driver, but I drove myself.

Yeah, I was just curious. I was trying to figure out how you got from there to there with a handcuffed to your, did you take it off when you got in a car? or you drove with it, Hank? No, no, no. Hey, his handcuffs. I'm sorry, I'm just really curious about that part. I opened the briefcase.

The movie about your life. Hey, I opened the briefcase, give him the message. Yeah. He reads it, okay, because it didn't surprise it. Yeah. Okay, because this man, me and this man have worked together. He's coming in at night and yell my name, and I cussed when he did because I had had a bad day. So at this point, y'all were even.

Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no. he knows how I felt I knew how he had felt anyway he said okay he said no problem sorry Robertson no problem and look the thought never in my head that he is fixed to stomp on a full bird a lieutenant colonel a major and a captain yeah it never entered my head we know who's at the bottom of the hill yeah no no I didn't care yeah you're getting job done. I didn't care.

He did your job. Yeah. So anyway, you know, he said, hey, just mark it for my eyes only in the morning and I'll take care of. Don't worry about it. And I said, well, sir, the only reason I brought it to you, I didn't know it. And since men's lives are on the hangs in the balance, I was not going to get anyone hurt.

Amen, buddy. That's a good leader. That's the right man to leave in charge. I said, hey, I wouldn't get anybody hurt. You want with the red button. I said, because that's why I brought this to you. Yeah. Never thinking that, hey, he's fixed a jump with both feet and all their rear inch.

Yeah, he's about to take that star off. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so look, I come in at like 5 a.m. in the morning, and the first thing is, ah, was the captain. And I just laughed, and I said, hey, I called you. You didn't answer the phone, you idiot. So, hey, suck it up. Well, it went, hey, Major, Colonel, Fullberg. Same thing to him.

I just laughed at all four of them, and I said, hey, no, this is on you. I called you. And I said, you're scared of the general. I said, I'm not. He's my boss. I answered to him. Yeah. And I said, hey, when you idiots wouldn't answer the door, hey, guess what?

I slammed it in your face and went to him. Mm-hmm. And he told me, good job, Sarge. Yeah. I'm telling you, I don't know what we're going to call the movie, whether it be. What a problem is. The Blind to, Forest Gump. to or whatever it is, but the movie

about Cy Robertson's life is going to be outstanding. Well, that's why I've told you, when we do stuff and I say something, you check it and it's right. Okay, I've lived, I've lived a really interesting life.

You drove down, okay. Where were you driving? So, hey, now we know you could have got arrested for driving with the briefcase down your handker. I don't need one hand to drive. What town was this? Where were you?

I was in Swabrookin, no, not Swah, yeah, I was. I was right on the France border. Okay. Okay. At the 200. Oh, you were driving on the wrong side of road, too. I drive on the right side of the road. Oh, do they?

No, only England does that. Oh, okay, so that ain't all of Europe, okay. No, England, the only people that can't figure out what side of the road to drive on. Okay, I didn't know. Yeah, I hadn't really spent a lot of time traversing that over there. I mean, you, I'm trying to think of everybody I've ever known that's had a briefcase handcuffed to their wrist and there's not, man. Hey, but the funny part of that. The funniest part of that was, okay, is look, we got, you got to unlock getting into the operation service.

Uh-huh. Y'all, the general had the key, so he come in, you know, it's late at night. Yeah. 12 o'clock, you know, at night, I'm in there. Yeah, they's enjoying a little yo time and you in there trying to screw that up. He just showed up to check. Yeah. See if anything was needed.

Yeah. So I'm back in the back doing some paperwork. Uh-huh. And he yells my name, and I didn't know it. He's standing right behind me. And I said, oh, you know, bad word. Yeah. He busted out laughing.

Oh, I said, y'all, I jumped up. You know, I said, I'm so sorry. So I didn't know you was there. He said, oh, sit down and relax. He said, I take it. You've had one hell of a day, right? I said, oh, yeah. Yeah.

It's been one of those. And he said, yeah, I know. I've found ball of time. That's fun, man. But if it's, you know. I didn't know that was a real thing, though. I thought that was kind of put on for the movies where the people handcuffed a briefcase to the, you know. It's top secret.

Well, I understand, but I just figured there was a different path, which that took. I thought that was the way. It's the safest way to carry something. The key is not on me. Until you get your hand lopped off. No, no. That's why everybody had a bone saw in the big. No, no, because the key is not on me.

So when you lock the briefcase, you can't open it? I can't open. Can you take the handcuff? No, no, I have to come back to the operation center. Okay, so you leave the key there. He's there, okay? So it's like you're talking about to face you and me. To get it, they're going to have to cut my hand off, but then they're still not going to be able to get it in the briefcase.

Oh, they get in there. Well, they'll tear it up into it, but I mean, you know, it's after they killed me and cut my arm off and I was another. Yeah. I mean, if they went through that first step, I imagine the second one ain't that big of the deal. Guys, the briefcase is locked. This is where we stop. We've sold his arm off, but we can't get in here. Taking a skill salt to the briefcase where we draw the line. Oh, boy. Interesting man in the world. Well, no, no, I've led a very active life.

Active is, you know. There's that word again. He's had a very active life in which he took a nap every day in the military for 24 years. It's unbelievable. It was one good thing about going to Vietnam. Rice. No. The rain.

The rain. I know. I'm serious. You like the rain? Oh. Yeah, but you say, if you go to, I tell you what, if you don't believe in the flood in the Bible. Oh. Had to Vietnam.

Go to Vietnam and stay. arm and stay there during the monsoon season and you'll change your mind you'll believe then you'll see how that happened yeah you'll see how that happened because hey i've seen so much rain if it can hide a company of men 300 men where you they disappear what did you say you stuck your arm out there and you oh no no and it was gone he under a roof he went like this couldn't see his hand that's pretty good magic trick. Hey, I've watched a, like, 300 men at attention. Gone.

Gone. Look, it wasn't, it wasn't just rain drops. This was a wave. This was a wave of rain. Like, I showed you a big ocean waves when they're riding them.

Man, I really feel like Forrest Gump got to jump on you, though. Yeah, I mean. No, no, no. Look, hey, I've never. I've never. I I've never. This is the real one. Look, it would rain for 15 minutes like a blanket. Yeah. That you couldn't see to.

And then when it quit, five minutes later, you would tell it, wait a minute, there's no water and the dirty, but it's not damp. There's dusty again. Yeah, it's dusty again. You kick it and it'll be dust fly everywhere. Wow. You're talking about rain, son. When it rains in Vietnam, they call it monsoon. because it is a wall of rain.

There's a documentary on it. Oh, no, it's unreal. We got any emails? Anything new in there? Hunter, you got a voicemail? We have a follow-up. A follow-up. Oh, I got something.

What do you have? I think something about 65 Bible, something. No, go ahead, do you think. No, well, so you remember the guy we talked about that killed the banded goose. Stun, I don't think you were here for this. That's the... A blind guy.

Oh, yeah, I got that one. You got to it. Shot a banded goose. Mm-hmm. Really? Yeah. That's a defeat, boy. But we said, we assumed, falsely, that technology was involved, right?

Because, you know, they have those deals now where it, like, beeps and clicks. I mean, we've done some of that dream stuff. He used his ears. I don't know, but it said technology is cool, but it didn't play any role in my 100% blind buddy Dallas taking a banded Canadian, Canada goose for his first bird shot since being shot and left blind seven years ago.

It was all God. They've tried it for a long time. It wasn't like it walked out and just pulled off. Yeah. So no technology. That's awesome that he actually raised up and killed a bandy goose. Yeah. Amen. Yeah. So they did say they'd really love to share their testimony and stuff. So we may get them on here. They have a foundation for people to have disabilities.

Right. Yeah, the rolling. Dallas, the blind guy. He got literally shot in the face. And that's what blinded him seven years ago. But now he's out there just whacking and stacking. Yeah. Birds blind. And that was his buddy, Jacob, Jackson. Well, wait a minute. I want to, you know, did he have a person sit beside him, coaching him, talking about okay. I'm guessing they went as a group. Now, this is, again, I guess.

I'm guessing they went as a group and probably saying from the right, from the right, coming, coming, you know, and then. Yeah, at one o'clock up. Yeah. Probably a lot of direction involved in it. That's still, no technology other than. That's still pretty good. Other than human beings and the good Lord, there was no technology.

technology used in him taking a band of Canada goose, which is... That's wild. And then for the goose said goose to have a band. Yeah, forget it being banded or not. I don't care if he's banded or he ain't. To do that blind, that's incredible. I've never killed a bandit goose. Well, hey, at the verse, the day is going to be, okay, with man, we're limited,

but with the Almighty, everything is... I was thinking it was we walked by faith, not by sight. I was going to go something with... He made it rain, big old fat drops of all. water. Hunter, you got a voicemail? Anything new? Uh-oh. Hunter and his microphone. I got it. I got a few, but I was wondering if there's something specific you want people to send voicemails about any specific questions. No, I mean, I like the one yesterday, or the last time we did this about gas station. I like little oddball conversation deals. Hey, the sky is the limit, boys. Yeah.

Come up with whatever you want to know. Roll one, Hunter. Roll one. Let's just see what we got. Big Daddy. Luke? No chance. Just play it.

Oklahoma. Kentucky. Oh, Tibado. What? Yeah. Home town guy. Thank you. Have a great day.

Stone just got excited. Luke from Tibado. That's the kind of questions we need. Yes. Luke from Tibode. That was the best question. What was it? What was it?

So far? What would be your WWW? name and your walkout song. W.W.E. is a wrestling. Okay. If you were a wrestler, if you were a professional wrestler, what would be your name and your walkout song? Sire's name is going to be Father Time. Father time.

What's you doing? I know the song. Okay. I didn't have that one, but I just... Who's your daddy? Oh, who's your baby? Hey, Toby Keith made another appearance. Look at there. Toby Keith forever. Who's the, hey, you like me now, baby.

I've never really thought about it. Who's your daddy? Stone? You were so excited. I feel like this is something you've rehearsed how that you've been in a jiu-jit-jit-rary. My youngest daughter is infatuated with W.W.E. And not the new version.

The old stuff. The old school. Yeah. Her favorite wrestler is the American Dream Dusty Road. was probably the most entertaining. That was a good era of fresh. You know, the nature boy. That was a good era.

She loves it. So, you know, but with my last thing being stone, I'd have to go with another one of my all-time favorite, Stone Cold. Stone Cold. And the walkout song, I mean, good night.

How could you not? How could you not? have a little bit of queen. Uh-oh. You walk-out song. Queen's a good one. Which one? Bicycle.

Oh. So random. No, I guess another one bites the dust. Uh-oh. But Stone Colds, I guess the thing he comes out to is not really a song. He had his own song. He's got his own song. song. Have you heard the story of how

that Stone Cold 316 happened? Off the cuff. He just said it. And Stone Cold 36th means you just got your buttwift. He didn't even include 17. Oh, oh, boy.

Either time. Other time. I don't know. What was Johnny D.B.? I don't know. Oh, man, I don't know. I've changed my lookup recently. Yeah. You remember that old guy that used to come out

three different characters. Mick Foley? Johnny Deed got that Mick Foley look. Mick Foley, Cactus Jack. He could be... Oh, no, no, no, what's the guy with the parrot? The parent. The guy with old Cocoa Beware.

Cocoa Beware. I couldn't pull off the Cocoa Beware, but I would like a parent. That just seems cool. Yeah. That just seems awesome. I just don't think I'd be one, you know, remember old Andre the Giant?

And then you had the other one that called himself the giant. They come out of them one piece leotard. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Who's one running around with a two before? Haxall Jim and Doug. Hacksaw. He was on that dinosaur.

Yeah, them guys earned that paycheck that day. Oh, no. Hey, it was cold. Cold like it is right now. On those little old stupid thing they had on. And they's naked. Yeah. They might as well have been next.

Yeah. They just had a little sheet of spandex over their jump. And we're happy to be there. Oh. Yeah. They're fired up. Martin, do you have a Rassler name? No, I mean, I depend on y'all, you know.

With the last name, Owen, it would probably be something like the ozone. Ozone, okay. Does I cover the whole earth or something like that? Oh, you're going back to your PlayStation name. Well, that came from my javelin days. I threw the javelin, my buddy would yell scrape the ozone. I got a little bit. This ought to be good.

Go ahead, Sigh. What you got? Smokey the bear. Smokey the bear. And then the song is, don't poke this bear Martin's more of a yogi than a smoky

I'm way more into pick a nickbasket but that's for sure Yogi bear there was a restaurant what was the name earthquake or something like it earthquake he kind of had Martin's look

but he was a lot fatter in Martin yeah or the great call Lee I remember him he gave that chop Big John stood Big John stood What would God wouldn't be Big Ben

I think of would have to be the wall of us Flea. Oh, the flying flea. The flying flea. His special move would be the walrus, and it's when he came from the top of Nacho Libre. Oh, Guy one's got the claw. The claw. He's got the claw.

That's what he used to get in the boat in deep water. Oh, thank you so much. How'd you get in that boat? He jumped up and he hooked his belly on the side of the boat. He's like, I use that claw. Oh, thank you, Luke from Tibido. My goodness. Hunter, what would you be?

Hunter'd have the weirdest walkout song Guarantee that I'd have no idea That would be Disco Inferno No I like it I wish I could play on these songs Hunter would be Hammer Oh Hunter the Hammer

And the song is You can't touch this Oh MC Hammer Oh Hunter come out on some parachute pants All right It's actually my mom's nickname Hey man Hunter got same shoes Your mom's nickname is the hammer

Yeah She's scary good night. Really? I remember Meg the Hammer Valentine. She gave birth to twins so my hat's off to her.

I ain't say another. Like, I married one that did it too. She named herself whatever she wants to, buddy. Hammer. Oh, man.

Anyway, Johnny De. That's a good one there. Please, by the way. What's your walkout song? Oh, sigh did it. Whatever he said, I don't know. I mean, that's one of them deals, I think, like, other people have to pick for you.

Yeah. I think that's one of them deals where other people that know you pick that for you. You can't just claim Kanye West and have somebody give you one? I mean, like, selfishly, I'd probably be like Nate Dog or Morn G or something. Like we go back to regulators. Regulators mount up.

Like all four of us walk out together. Your white mooned on the streets trying to consump. Right, Matthew 1926 before we get off the rails, Jesus looked at them and said, with man, this is impossible, but with God, all things are possible. That's nice of the day for you. All right. next time right here. I would do Kanye West use this gospel. Oh, the voicemail number. What was it again? 318, 215-65-9? Maybe. Hey, look, I finally remembered it. 315. No, no, no, no, no, no,

3-1-8, 21-8, 25-9. 6-5559. 65559. I finally remembered it. All right. There we go. All right, we'll see y'all next day.