Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Stands with Jason Aldean: ‘Try That in a Small Town,’ Jack!

Episode Date: August 3, 2023

Uncle Si has a lot to say about the current state America’s in, but that doesn’t stop him from encouraging young people to get out there and start living. The boys express support for their friend Jason Aldean amid controversy over his chart-topping song. Martin shares some facts about napping and comes to the conclusion that not only should he pick up the habit, but Si may have gained a huge benefit from it. Stone gives advice on how to get a high-grade woman, and John-David recalls a time when his violent bodily functions took over at a famous landmark.  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yeah, ours too. Don, what are you singing about? I'm happy. Well, then this is going to be a good episode. If you show up happy, I like it. It's already been a good episode. They weren't recording.

One day we should just record what we do before the podcast. It'll be our last one. Getting ready. Getting fired up. But it's always so funny. It is. That'll be the coup de guy. That'll be like once we're done done, we'll just come out with another one.

Hunter will probably come out with his own channel of like what y'all didn't see. What y'all didn't see? And look, Hunter, I'm just here to tell you for it. As long as you cut me in on revenue share, I'm in. You can run it. I don't really care. Hopefully they'll leave five-star reviews on that one. Yeah.

But if you want to keep us going, leaving five-star reviews on Apple, Android, Google, Spotify. Spotify, Amazon, wherever you get your podcast, that'll help. And you know what? We may even read some of them. So if you throw a one star out there, just be prepared. We may read that one too. We're not going to give you the credit of giving your name. And by the way, all you young females out there, boy, Hunter's looking for a woman.

So you're looking for a man, send us an email. He's not scared to make eight-hour drives to watch two movies. Who knows what he'd do for a real lady? that was just for Barbie. I have a mic now. He has a mic now. He had a mic. He's back, baby.

Uh-oh. So I can defend myself and you guys. Oh, that's fantastic. All right, Saab, where are you? You had this big, long expose you wanted to do. Go with it. Here's what we're going to do today. Buckle up.

The subject got, when are you youngsters, going to start living? Are you talking to us? Yeah. You're the only young. as I know. Okay? You saw my kids

while I go. Y'all need to start living. I am living. No, you're not. What have you done? That's noteworthy. Oh, man. In your life,

what if you're done? I've sat by Uncle Sy for 250-some-odd episodes. Yep. And I'll give you an example. This man, Richard Hedrick. Is this the book you read?

Yeah. I've had a lot of people asking that. Yep. it's about a most wonderful life. Okay. This is his bucket list fulfilled as of October 5th, 2020. Okay. And I'll just read you a couple of them.

Canoad the Makon River from Cambodia through the jungles of Vietnam to the South China Sea. No thanks. I'm good. We mean no thanks. The washdaws very close. Hey, this guy has been doing stuff. Hold on.

Can I read one? Yeah. Number one, ambushed in Honduras, hard pass. Yeah, why is that a list? Like, that's not a goal. It was just stuff he's had happened to him. So far, what I've heard are things I need to avoid. Ready for number three?

You wouldn't want to go through the jungles of, you know, on the Macon River, the Delta? No. Why not? You've told me all about it, people shooting at you and people have underground. Hey, but it's a gorgeous country. number three has literally been shot at, beat up, and cut with a knife. That's that. Well, that's not a bucket list.

That's things that happen to that man. This is just Saturday night in Balkanville. Like, I mean, like. 34-7. I told you all about the Blue Dunby River and Budapest. The Blue Danube. Yeah, he cruised that. Danube, isn't it?

Yeah, Danube. Danube, yeah. Danube, whatever. Hey, I ain't, I ain't, you're from the old country. I think Simon had a new before he got here. Hey, here's one. Crash three airplanes. All right.

My bucket list is to never crash an airplane and I'm doing a great job. Well, when he wrote this down, hey, that means he survived three crashed airplanes. Yeah. Yeah, you know what that tells me? Don't fly with him. I know a guy that's done it too. Set down like four of them. Wayne Peachters, former boss of mine.

I'm not getting in the plane with Wayne. I don't care if he does know how to land. Here's better ones. Hey, rode an elephant in the jungles of. Thailand. I could That would be Yeah, but can we do it like

at the circus? Why we got to go to Thailand and do it in a jungle. Well, no, hey, look, this guy has lived. You ever heard this on one night in Bangkok? Hey, I want to go there.

He's been over 91 countries and six continents. Well, good for him. Which continent did he not go to? Well, I don't know that. I just know he went to 91 countries. I'm going to guess Ant Artica.

Look, he's traveled the globe utilizing planes, trains, ships, boats, cars, canoes, trucks, buses, taxis, and motorcycles. I've done all that. ...lour times traveling to over 91 country to six continents. So what have you done on this list? Well, hey, I don't got a list like this.

You need to get busy living, man. You need to do it. You survived ambushes in Vietnam. Get that list. I'll say this. If we sat down and made your list, it would be... No, it wouldn't be that impressive, but it would be...

The golf course. Because he's got, he's like Joe, he was a millionaire, okay, he lost it, okay, in what, 1991, and then watch God give it back to him, okay, more, more in 97. How'd he lose it? All I say is he, all he had it was, I lost it. Sound like he running into one of the wrong people in Cambodia. Well, that one of the wrong people in Cambodia. Well, that one.

Is that old boy from Mississippi? Huh? Yeah. That's him, man. A hell fighter. The Hail Fighters. Yeah, he's the one that started the Hellfighters ministry. Oh, yeah, that's a really good man.

He's a good guy. He was a good guy. He still is. Drink fresh camel's milk in La Man. But it impressed me what he's, what exactly, you know. No, this is crazy. This guy has done a lot of stuff. Oh, yeah.

He fell in Quicksand, which I used to believe was going to be a way bigger issue. Oh, I've done that. I've done that on Red River. In Peru, where I've been to. Well, I've done that here in the United States. In Quicksand? In Red River. Yeah.

How'd you get out? I was crawled out. That's pretty slow, quick saying, now. Well, hey, well, I mean, I didn't take. I just, wow. He's been to Antarctica. Cy's slept in six continents. Yeah.

Oh, I slept everywhere. On airplanes and trains and automobiles and motorcyclers. Everywhere I go, I was slept in the way. Which brings me to another point that I do, I think you'll find this interesting. So I got this in an email. that has a correlation between naps and brain size. Mm. Did you know that if you take a nap every day from the age between 40 and 69,

done? You have... Doing. Yeah, currently. Currently. You statistically show to have a larger brain volume than people in that same age that don't nap. Well, no, no, no. You've got a question now that brought up, since we are said by our great minds,

that the normal human being only uses 10% of his brain. Look what we've done, and we've only used 10% of our brain. Yeah. What would happen if we actually use like 90%? But look at it this way. You should have the largest brain volume for somebody your age because of how much you now. But it's not that you have to nap Or it's not that you want to nap.

I enjoy it. You have to nap. Well, I enjoy it. Which may be the reason you and Phil for y'all's age are still in such good shape because you nap every day. Well, no, no, because they always tell me, you know, there's a lot of people when they get older, they get dementia. Mm-hmm.

They say I was born with it. Well. Okay. That's why I live the way I live. I'll say this. Apparently, like with having a larger brain volume, you go down in the risk of getting things. such as Alzheimer's, according to that study that was sent in.

So here's what I'll tell you, keep napping. I may institute it as a practice here at the office. Hey, I bet. I ought to be in the world, what, a book of Genesis or whatever? Yeah, Genesis. That would work. Very different book. Well, hey, what is that?

What is it? Guinness. Genesis is a different book. Well, hey, anyway, I should read it. I should be in that book because, I know for a fact, I'm the only man that's been like 24-5 years in military, and I got a nap every day. day I was in the...

I still don't know how you pulled that off. That's the most impressive feat you've ever accomplished. Well, hey, because I'm telling you, I had a guy that he was a mechanic in Vietnam. And I'm looking and he's working on my forklift, rough train forklift, isn't this big? Yeah. So he's standing up on top of it and he's doing this and it's getting slower and slower and slower and he stops finally. I watched him for about 45 minutes.

He literally went to sleep while he was tired. a nut on a screw on my forklift. And then he fell off. He fell off the forklift. His butt hit the tire and shot him forward. And all he did was landed on his feet and shook his head. He went on to the mess. I ought to get something to eat.

What? So I was doing Ninja Warrior thing. No, no, no, no. He hit the tire. Yeah. Not him forward. No, no, it shot him forward. Landed on his feet.

He landed on his feet, shook his hand in some of it. He scratched his hand and he said, oh, I don't want to do it. I don't think he'll give me a-off. Hold the Taylor Swift shook it off and kept walking. Yeah, I'm going to go to the mess on and get some of them sweet rolls that the cook-cooked. Oh, boy. And meanwhile, Simon rolls. Sire was the one watching the whole time.

Bucket list fulfilled right there. There you go. Is that one on yours? No. No. Well, let's take our first break. I was just impressed with the guy what he had done in his lifetime. Yeah.

He's done some stuff. Yeah. That doesn't. But so far... He built the cabin in Wyoming. Okay. There you go. There's some normal ones.

Yeah. Oh, no, he's had some good stuff he's done. And I like this. Stayed in trouble with the U.S. customs for over 31 years. I like 51. I like 51. Because he was always... He was always...

He was always slipping into the countries, okay. I'm good at your eyes. Smuggling in the Bibles, Bibles in there. Okay. Yeah, that's a good thing. He was smuggling Bibles in the countries that wouldn't want you talking about Jesus. Well, there you go. That's a good thing.

That's a good thing. Which is kind of what we're doing via this podcast. Anybody can listen around the world. All right, there you go. Hey, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

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We're going to inbox. The hello. At dot call room. Let's see what we, the people, we've been up to. Send me the weirdest thing you've ever done, by the way. Your bucket list fulfilled. And this one is actually perfect to do the voice notes. Yeah.

Because it should be short and succinct. So, like, send us a voice note. We'll play your voice on the podcast. I want to have it an exhibit in the Louvre. You did? I puked everywhere because I was sick, but I had to see the Mona Lisa, and then they roped it off.

You don't know what the coolest thing I ever done? What? I was in a TV show. No, I was in a P-Row. Mm-hmm. And Mather Drake, Mather Tend jumped up, and I killed both of them. And, hey, it was just like a cartoon.

When I shot the Maller Drake and he folded, I was underwater. I come back up, shot the Mather-Hen, okay, underwater again. Anybody ever referred to you as a Christmas turkey? Hey, don't know, serious, that's what happened. You were underwater? Hey, nine foot pee roll.

And hey, look, this is one of the things you don't ever do. When you're paddling this way, don't shoot like this. No. You got to shoot the way you're paddling. Okay, because when you shoot against the grain, you're going underwater. I legitimately don't understand how your eyes aren't brown. So the P-Row flipped all the way over. It all the way under.

And then you popped back up. Pop back up. Demilard Ham was going away and I'll bust it her. He killed her too. Hey, I'm back on there. He flipped again. Flipped again. And then just,

yeah. Hey, I had to give, Sean of Oxygen, boy, when I got to come back up. This is in the wintertime. All right, about that in, boss. It was in the winter. Yes, it's in the wintertime.

Greatest. He's an open November, son. Storyteller of all time. All right. He's fantastic. I don't know. He's cool of crap, but he's... You're not going to beat that.

Don't even try it. No, I ain't, no Tommy Topper on that. I'm not. Let's get heavy. Okay. Carrick from Kansas City, Missouri. He ain't heavy. He's my brother.

Yeah, probably. It's not heavy, but he won't the recent Jason Al Dean controversy. Oh. Oh. I hadn't heard to go into this. I hadn't heard this. Hey, try that in a small town. Try that in a small town.

So you don't know what happened? He has a song. People are labeling it as... Oh, he's got a bunch of songs. He's chasing all day for crying out loud. I did. Jeez, country's one of them went to number one. Low key.

I know the lady that wrote it. This morning, this morning I saw the funniest meme I've seen yet to deal with it. and Baysa said, I don't find Jason Aldine's video to be offensive, but I do find labeling him as country to be offensive. And we can make these jokes. I love it, boy. He's a friend. He's a friend.

He's a friend. Anyway. What's the controversy with Jason? The song is basically you want to hit somebody. You want to steal an old lady's car at a red light, pull a gun on somebody that owns a liquor store. Hey, this ain't country. Try that. Oh, cuss of cops, spit in his face, stomp on a flag.

If you want to do all that, try it in a small town. That's the song. Yeah. Basically, all the stuff that's going on in the big cities, come try it in small town, see what happened to. And apparently, that's been labeled as bad. So they don't like it? I don't know who they are. No, we all know who they are.

They, here's who I'll tell you, they ain't listening to us anyway. Yeah, they ain't listening to this. No. So I can assure you who they are. Hey, I hadn't even heard the song, but hey, I'll repeat. Yeah, hey, come on and try that in the country. There you go. So that's what the song's about.

Now you know. Yeah. But people are upset, labeling it as stuff, it's not. You need people just, you need to suck it up, boys. Try that on Phil Pot Road. That's right. Try that around here. Try that.

And see what it gets you. And you wouldn't get very far. Even if you're just stealing stuff, you'll end up with your face on social media and they'll be identified. Hey, we believe in the comments. Hey, we believe in the Constitution or in the country. And consequences. Okay. We the people.

Okay. So you'll run into problems when you go up against we the people. So we're all. Okay. Because they're back by Smith and Western, Browning. Benelli. Bonnelly. Okay.

All the good folks. And these are just good old boys trying to work and do what's right. Correct. So we're all in agreement here. You'd be surprised. You're not surprised on what. side of the song we fall on. Good for you, Jason Aldine.

Sing another one, son. Yep. Give me another verse of it. I lo-key want to call him. So Carrick emails in and says, you know, at some point... You heard it here on the podcast first. He says, we have two main requirements. Love the Lord first and our neighbors as ourselves second.

Any but two commands. But at some point, there's this line of our beliefs, and we have to love them, but they're opposite of our beliefs. Oh, no, this order's from headquarters. This is orders from headquarters. Yeah, yeah, I have to love you. Yeah.

Okay, that's orders from headquarters. That's why, hey, if you're living a life that's contrary to the Father and Son, Holy Spirit, I'm going to tell you about it. And that's where it's... That's orders from headquarters. So here's the direct question. So when does trusting in the Lord and loving our neighbor and do what is asked of us, publicly become not standing up for our beliefs, pushing back enough against the evil taking

over our country or toe in the line of truth and not backing down. That's where he says he's like, I got to love these people, but also they, they, I totally believe the opposite of them. That's fine. They've been doing it since the beginning of time. Yeah. Nothing has changed. It just generally breaks out in some kind of fight somewhere and then like sides come to an agreement of this, that, the other, but I mean, you do that. There's no two people that. believe everything alike. And we all still love each other. Like, I mean, it's fine.

But the problem is, is on those deals, like, some people, I'm trying to think of the right way to say this where we don't get flagged for something. I told you I was getting kind of, yeah. No, no. Hey, don't you tell the truth? Yeah, but I'm trying to just say it. No, no, in a nice manner. Yeah.

Well, not even in a nice manner. I just don't want words to get flagged on things of, like, I'm not worried about us. I care less on that regard. But some people are a little less tolerant maybe, is the word I'm looking for on that deal of they can't see it from another person's point of view, right, wrong, or indifferent. Like, I mean, some of that stuff, I'm like, yeah, whatever, it's fine. And then some of it, I'm like, well, you're dead wrong. But, hey, my job is to show you why you're dead wrong, not to berate you because you're wrong. Like, well, no, no, because, hey, you've never want anybody. No. To your side, okay, by proving them wrong. No, 100%. It's not about that.

Okay, it's not about proving you wrong. We can, there's some things that, hey, we're just going to have to disagree on. Yeah. You've got your, your ideal of what you like about it and stand for. I've got mine. Well, and I think people, this new, it's like Jesus loved everybody, no matter what, but and he did and when the woman was at the well and she had been living a terrible life of sin he said who's going to throw the first rock that's right that go for it and he didn't even though he had the opportunity to but his next words to her weren't okay i love you leave your leave your sinful lifestyle and say go and sin no more so so you do have to point out sin yeah 100 but the point is he went to her in a loving manner and didn't but didn't sit on the sideline judging her for what

he went to like he has always that's why my favorite verse is john 3 16 and 17 16 everybody knows about it's talking about okay the savior of the world well hey 17 is okay if the one that saves everybody in this world did not come to judge you then don't you put on the robes of judgment yeah 100% because you're not qualified he is qualified okay and he didn't do it it. And he doesn't do it. I think it's the whole thing, too, of like, where would, where would Jesus have been with those things going on?

Would he have been in the church condemning the people? Or would he have been out? No, because that's the reason they all screamed about him when he was, when he was walking this earth. Which is the point. What are you doing with all these sinful people? There you go. That's the reason he came, folks.

He was boots on the ground in amongst it. Yeah. Not, not sitting on the sidelines. You don't need. Hey, if you're healthy, you don't need that. doctor. Okay, you only need a physician when you've got ailments. Yeah, there you go.

Well, that's the thing about it. Let's use a little apply, a little common sense that God Almighty put in you when it comes to dealing with people. We're all fall short of making the mark. Okay, that's why we need Jesus so much. you know so hey it's okay to disagree but still try that in a small town you gotta stand up for what you believe

well no there's a time okay that you can't let it go by I think the other thing people get it confused with when you hear the words stand up for what you believe they associate that with violence that doesn't mean that you have to be violent you can just say that stuff will not be tolerated here go somewhere else I can tell you in a loving manner Okay, that's the reason I take it. Well, Dean, deal, it's pretty simple, straightforward.

They're condemning him for condemning criminals. It's that simple. If you condemn a criminal, you're a racist or whatever. Yeah. You know, they will try to get you for it. Criminal behavior has become mainstream. It's out. And dealing with that currently right now in the theft and all of that,

the sad part is we live in a country where they have more rights. than we as the person who were stolen from. That's right. Well, that's what I always gets. You know, that's wild. We kicked God out of the schools because of one person said, hey, I don't want to see you pray. I always go back to, wait a minute, what about our Constitution? It starts out, we, the people.

Yeah. Not one person. This is a community. Okay. And we allowed, we allowed it. We allowed one person to say, oh, I don't like that. So we kicked him out. Well, guess who moved in when God left?

The evil one. And he's been moved in ever since. Yeah. Well, hey, there's enough, you know, like I said, sometimes you just got to stand up and draw a line in the sand and say, hey, no, I'm not going to budge on this. Then the main reason is, okay, that's orders from headquarters. You know, the percentage of people homeschooling their kids and doing online school has skyrocketed.

And that is the reason. You can't trust our system. Okay, because here's the deal. Teach it all. Yeah. Teach it all. Evolution, Bible, all of it. And I'll make up my mind what I'm going to believe in.

Okay. That's what this constitution is about. We the people, you know, okay, our founding fathers, and look, they put it in concrete. If you go to our capital, Washington, D.C. and everywhere you go, it's written in stone what the Almighty has said, because they don't want you to forget it for crying out loud. And, hey, unfortunately, the American people have forgot it.

Okay, and hey, like all of us, we're not rocket sciences. Sometimes we had to be reminded. Do it in a caring and loving way. Amen. What else you got in that inbox, Johnny D? Oh, that was a fun one. Yeah, it was a fun. I was a fun.

I was trying to get us on the clove awards. Hey, I like it. All right, I got one from Hunter from Pennsylvania. Oh, sounds familiar. Hopefully he don't have your problem, Hunter. Is this not you? Not me. Oh, it ain't him, boys.

All right. It says girl trouble. Uh-oh. It's definitely, that's a universal problem. It might be Hunter. I don't know. I'm wondering how you would cope with the Proverbs 31 woman of my dreams, saying she will never see me as more than a friend.

I've known her for a few years. We both go to the same church. Our church family as a whole is quite close. Cares for her greatly. He's torn up, though. Never had any luck at all with girls, and I thought it would be a perfect match if she were the one.

I see her and talk to her all the time. I'm still young, 22 years old. I'm praying for guidance and patience, but if y'all have any advice or could give me a laugh or two, I'd appreciate it. Hunter, this isn't you?

That's not you, Hunter. I swear to God. He's got the same last name as you is the thing. I understand how that looks. I like it for one reason. I like it because the boy says, hey, I've been praying about it. Number one, you're taking it to the right person.

Okay. And number two, hey, if that's the one of your life, hey, hey, hang on, dude. It's all I can say. Hang on. Hang on and fight for what you want. It's not a case where you prayed for it. You got your answer and you ain't willing to accept the answer. That's right.

Well, hey. Oh. No, no. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait me in. I mean, I'm just saying, like, I'm guilty of that too. Like, wait for something you get the answer.

You're like, I don't like that answer. Well, well. Hold on, I was like, but you just got to be willing to accept the answer. Yeah, but hey, the Lord may be putting up by test him a little bit. I'm not, I'm not discounting that either, but I can also tell you she's not the only Proverbs 31 woman in the world. Well, there you go. There's more of them out there.

There's a lot of fish in the sea. It's time to move on. Yeah. But. You asked, she told you, and like, you have to, if you really potentially want to win her, you have to respect that boundary she just put up with you and move on. That's right. And then maybe circle back to it.

Well, that being said, if you want a high-grade woman, you got to make yourself a high-grade man. Oh, oh. We're getting into this high-maintenance now. No, high-grade. High-grade. There's a very big difference. So do everything you can to make yourself desirable.

Yeah. Get in there, exercise. You can only do. You can only do so much. much. And like Barton was saying, okay, you may not like the answer. Oh. Okay.

There's a lot. This is a young man in his pride. Yeah. He can, he can transform himself. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Get in there and make yourself. Well, I would just say, well, hey, if, you know, if that's the one I want, well, I'm not going to give up easy.

They keep trying. Keep trying. Keep trying. Keep trying. But you got to respect the boundaries she put up. Yeah. A boundary has been made. You can't call her next week and say, you just, you just.

change your mind? Yeah. Now you're annoying. Whatever, whatever he's been doing, it ain't working. Yeah. So change something else. Yeah. That's all I was.

What did you say, side? What did you say? Quit beating that horse. He's dead. Hey, go ahead and bury him. Get you another one. Yeah. Hey, you got to be like the Apaches.

Okay. Run that one to death. And then I get you another one. This is a metaphor, folks. It's a metaphor. I'm just saying, hey, you learn a lot of way from watching west. Yeah.

That's funny. You got to move on. Yeah, I think Martin gave a good advice. Well, he gave a good advice. Get in the gym, make yourself more desirable, get to work. Yeah. Get to make yourself, you're young, make yourself successful in life. Start hustling.

Start hustling. Start, you know, you know, there's not, if she's a Proverbs 31 woman, there ain't nothing more attractive than a man that looks like Jesus to her. Yeah, I mean. So start on that train. and she'll notice. And what Storm was saying, Jason, Sy used to pound into,

the definition of insanity is, if you keep doing the same thing, expecting a different result. Yeah, so do something different. Yeah. Hey, you got to change.

Be your friend. Hey, become a player. Be your friend. Be your friend. I like that. Oh. Hey.

Hey, look, I'm just saying like it is, boys. Hey. How are you new girl? If that didn't work out, hey, it's time to go to say.

I will say. Me and Housin started dating other people, and that's pretty much when we realized. Hey, nope. Head on back. There you go. Boy, you got lucky there. Shit, I did. Hey, that's what I told my wife.

It took me about 14 hours to convince my wife that, hey, yeah, we're supposed to be together. Long as 14 hours of her life for sure. Yeah, that's right. 14 hours. I think I was reading she just gave up telling me, this idiot ain't ever going to give up. Well, there you go. That's terrible advice Hunter for Pennsylvania. Don't do that.

Yeah. And for whatever reason, don't body slam this one. either. It seems like she's had enough. Let's take a break. We'll be back. You're not having to go to jail over that one. We can do our bucket list. Well, what else you got it? What is on your bucket list?

So, let's talk about a bucket list. Let's talk about a bucket list. Now we've answered most of the world's problems, bucket list. Well, I wish that all the boys that are having girl troubles. It all works out. I don't think that can be on your bucket list. But Hunter just said thanks. I just, hey, hey.

Oh, boy. Hunter, you got time. How old are you? Not, do what? How old are you? On 22. 22. I turn 23.

I tell you, that's his email. It's not my email. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Now I say why you're very confused. 22. 22.

You got. I used to confused, boy. I was married at 22. Oh, God. I was not. If I was, I'd have been divorced at 23. How old were you when you got married? I was not ready yet.

Neither was that. That's a good question. Probably 24, I think. 24. Yeah, how old are? Well, you're, yeah, because y'all just did 50. We just celebrated 50. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. How old were you? 29. 29? 28. 28. And I wasn't ready for marriage when I got married. Yeah, nobody is.

They don't tell you that part. Even at 29, I was like, yeah, I'm writing. No, wrong. Incorrect. Wrong. I got a great idea. Let's take two totally selfish people and put them together and make them live together. Great, great, wonderful grand.

That's on my bucket list. Yeah, and then try to live together. And then reproduce. And harm it. But I will say this, when you have kids, you become way less selfish. Oh, 100%. Well, even as we were just married, you become way less selfish. Like, you start putting needs of her.

the same she puts needs of you in front of hers and like you you start you build the team well that that didn't happen to me she didn't do that oh well sorry she's a robinson yeah well yeah she got his blood in her you know the robertson motto every man for himself that includes the women yeah oh that's funny yeah but bucket lous i is there one thing like you haven't done that you want to do like is there is there that one thing i mean because you realistic yeah giraffe or Not really because when people say, hey, your birthday's coming up. Where are you going to get you? I said, hey.

Well, I'm not talking about like that train ride through West Virginia you talked about. Well, no, no, because stuff like that, I wish I would take the time to do. See, that's what we ought to do for it. We ought to get him a ticket on a ticket. Well, no, no, because like I just went to Creed, Colorado. Okay. That was an adventure. Did it take you higher?

Oh. Yeah, and if you got breathing problems, you don't want to go higher. Okay, because I stayed on the auction bottle the whole time I was off there. No, no, I'm serious. But it's, you know, how people can go on this earth and see all the different geographic locations and all the beauty of God's creation. And they can't see that there has to be a creator, after seeing something like that,

I don't get it. Yeah. I really don't. I don't get it. Because these are mountains up there, and, you know, some of them amaze me because some of them are solid rock,

there's nothing growing on it. Then there's some of them that are mountains, okay, and it's growth, everything's on it. Elk running everywhere, you know, the ram, sheep, all everywhere you look.

Yeah. So I just, you know, I wish I had the time because when I get to heaven, that's what I'm going to first ask Jesus. Lord, I want to take about a year. Well, you got a while. And go and see the rest of what you've created. Okay, because we've only, we only get just a little snippet of what, you know,

with our travels. Yeah, yes. I got bad news. What? I think once you get to heaven, you ain't going to want to. come back and look at this place right like it's going to be one of that no i think he's thinking jesus got like a book blueprint up there let's go let's go take a look let's go look at it yeah yeah last place i won't come back here yeah no i ain't worry about hey this is going to burn up come back to this hellhole

are you kid he's already got the new one in place he's working on it i mean the new ones already there okay yeah i don't think the line to come back no in heaven is very well hey i'm gonna be going forward. Yeah. Into the movie, Into the future? I think it's back to the future. Back to the future?

No. That's stupid. Back to the future. All right. Stone, you got a bucket list, I'm sure. What's one?

Oh, Lee. Well, I've always wanted to go to Alaska. Yeah. And go on a moose hunt. Oh. Moose are cool.

Remember my uncle Max Moose that he had in his living room? Oh, yeah. That thing was awesome. That's a big. Now y'all have brought up the one I wanted to do. Oh, here we go. I figured you'd steal one of hers.

When Stone goes to shoot a moose, I'm going to go up there and pay them for gold. I'm going with you. I'm sorry. They need to pay them in Alaska. I know, because I flew over in Alaska when we went up there with Billy Graham's son. Franklin? Yeah. When I was up there on his island in Alaska.

Okay. And every time where I would fly over and I'd see a little stream coming down the side of the mountain, I wish I was right there panning for gold right now. You got the gold fever. I got the gold fever, boys. I actually marked one off my list this past week, which is kind of cool. What did you do? I found an airhead. I've always wanted to just be walking and find an airhead, and I did.

I've got a cousin, Mack Hobbs. He donated it like 10,000. good grief to LSU is he the one that found he found the stupid canoe that I looked for the whole time I lived on Red River

stuck out of the side of a stupid cliff yeah 30 man warrior canoe made out of a giant cypress tree yeah that's cool like all that stuff is really cool his arrowhead collection this is he's like a magnet for it

he shot one deer big 12 point goes down there and look at his deer and he looks over there and laid on the ground and here's about eight nine inch broken spear head yeah well two years later he's back in the same area deer hunting again kills another big buck goes down there and looks over there on the ground and here is the other half of that spear he goes home he said this can't be it Goes home, puts it out of the drawer, just put it together.

Okay, and now it's like a spearhead. It's like 18 each long. So he killed a big 12 point. Found a half first hour out. And then he killed another big buck. In the same area, just a different stand. And it was laying out. He found the other half of that stupid spear.

Yeah, mine wasn't that cool. Mine was the area. But his arrowheads, whoever the Indian was that made him, he was a master craftsman. Yeah. That's what I thought about this one. Because this was out of Flint. I don't know what this thing made.

I mean, son, you do that, it'd be like a razor rate. It sliced your finger open. And he had all sizes. He had like for ones for deer, for elk, for birds, little old bitty thing, yeah. But it was just. Them's going to be hard to find. Right. No.

And look, he had like 10,000 of these stupid things. That's cool. He had found tomahawk heads, you know, that was. made out of the Flint where in this guy like I said the Indian that put these

that made these was a master craftsman knew what he was doing oh no it was life depends it was beautiful yeah that's like my uncle

one of them he used to make all kinds of fly baits you know out of stuff he killed squirrels ducks squirrel tail yeah he had a whole whole tackle box full of stone

homemade stuff and just Just, yeah, I wish I had it today. Yeah, that'd be cool. Because it was, you know, he made, he handmade every bit of this stuff. Do you see my earhead down there? Where? I sent it to you.

Oh, my bad. No, I was just showing it. Oh. Let's have a look at it. Oh, you did. That's a good one. It's neat. Where'd you find it?

That is a good one. I didn't say. Oh. No, it was over by where we was duck hunting. I was doing a deal and I looked down. I asked them, I said, all right, which one of y'all messing with me? And they said, what are you talking about? I said, ain't nobody here messing with me.

I was like, they said, no, why? And so I kicked the dirt and rubbed my foot back and that's what I come up with. I said, I've always wanted to find one of these. And I found that one. So I don't know what it's made out of, but it was, I don't know if one of them deals, I was walking and I felt something weird up under my foot. And so I shoved the dirt back real quick and I was like, no. No.

Did I really? That's cool. There it was. And there it was. As much time as I've stomped on that piece of ground. I ain't ever. Well, I think so that goes down that field's house. Yeah.

On them bluffs. You dig around in the dirt down there. You find our heads. Pottery. Yeah. All kinds of stuff right there at this house. Yeah, you're going to end up finding the end of a barrel of a shotgun, too. You get to digging in the wrong place.

So I'll stay away from that. You don't feel some pressure up against you. Like, now, what's that? But, hey, we'll take a break and then, Johnny Dee. I mean, I just marked one. Oh, I might have. I sent Johnny Dee. I got a good one.

I sent Johnny Dea a video the other day. You need to show Sia that when we get back. All right. Let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. Sal, you'll enjoy this one. All right, John. Oh.

Hold on. Hold on. Oh. This coincides with my bucket list. What is it? We petting a Black Panther or something? No. But here we go.

Big animals are on my bucket list. Oh. What is that? That's a mule deer and a mountain line. no that's a bi-pather that ain't nothing about him black he's the same colors

the miller it seems like there may be something that's super imposed yeah something ain't right here you know but I'm just saying like I don't know how because that deer kind of fades away

at the end right there yeah and you see some stuff like yeah yeah but I do like that comment. Young bucks like cougars, it's true.

No, no. Hey, it was in Alabama. What? That ain't an Alabama. I was staying in a guy's house in Alabama when I got out of the military. And I'm looking, it was the biggest skunk I've ever seen.

I mean, this thing looked like a, what's the badger? Yeah. He looked like a badger. That's how big he was. and just he had more white on him than I've ever seen too well he comes walking down the mountain

you know and and like 10 minutes after he come walking down the mountain here comes a deer that's following this stupid skunk's trail he had his head down smelling you know and he was walking right while the skunk walked I shot him six point

yeah just crazy I thought you shot the skunk No. You don't want to shoot a skunk. Dude. All right, Johnny Dee. I like that. Bucket list.

Are you trying to be the third one in that line? Is that one of yours? That would be fun. I definitely don't want to be in the front of that line. Yeah. No, I would go to Africa. Africa? Yeah.

And safari and then get on one of them boats with one of them fake seals and drag it behind you until the great white... Oh. Yeah. I'd like to see that in person. Yeah, that'd be a cool topwater bite. How would you like to do what this guy did? Okay. out of a hot air balloon

when the Wilderbeasts are doing their 5,000 mile trek. Oh, yeah. Richard was in a hot air balloon while they're under him doing just millions of them. We're doing that 5,000 mile trek. He's following them. Hot air balloon. Hot air balloon kind of creeps him out. That would be cool.

I think I'd rather be in one of them Toyota vehicles they got there. You know what gas and tor. Hey, I'd like to be a problem. in the hot air blimp. Yeah, yeah. I think when they come to the river where the crocodiles are waiting on them. Yeah, what happens if you run out of hot air right there? Well, hey, you go in the river.

Yeah. And then you become hors d'oeuvres for the gators. Guess what's faster than me, a wildebeest. I've seen Lion King, you do not want to get mixed up. No, and I, yeah. In the middle of a stampede. That's a bad deal. Not even Mufasa got out of that.

Nuh, couldn't do it. I would love to see the wildebeest. But that's a cool, Africa. The other one, what I was going to say, I really, at some point, hope I get the nerve to take the flight to New Zealand because I just think it's a cool place. I ain't even got to go down there and hunt.

Oh, no, I'm not hunting in Africa. I would like to see that just because of all the red stagg that are on the islands. Yeah, I just want to see it. Period. Yeah, like, I think it's a cool. I mean, not Lord of the Rings, the real thing. Yeah, the real thing.

Yeah. Like, you know, I just think it would be cool. And maybe even Australia. but like New Zealand's where you're going. Yeah, that's a cool one. I'd like to go to Africa on a safari. I'm a safar. See all the animals of Africa.

The prettiest place I've been is the Azores. Okay. The islands off the coast of Portugal. Beautiful place. Is it? Beautiful. Yeah, I could dig that. They had bull fights.

I mean, it was... You've been to a bullfight? Oh, yeah, and the Azores. Was that that? the coolest thing ever? It was pretty doggone cool. Would you ever run with the bulls? Me?

Like anybody. No. I would, like, be on one of them balconies watching. I don't know if you've seen me. I don't want to be in the streets. I'm slow for a human being, so I'm real slow for a bull. They still do that? The running of the bulls?

Oh, yeah. Or they'd, like, deem that animal abuse or something. No. No, they still do it. I was just curious. In the world in which we live in, I just didn't know. Yeah. I saw a video of somebody getting decked by one the other day.

It was awesome. I just wonder who the first person said, you know what we're going to do? No, no. We're about to close this street off. Y'all take off. We're going to turn them loose. Everybody starts running. Yeah.

Or if it was just an accident and somebody made it out and said, oh, we need to make that a competition. Boy, that was fun now that this is over. Yeah, now that we made it. Here we go. Oh, running with the bulls. Hey. Look at that. Look at them horn.

I mean, I ain't doing that. But see this guy up here watching? I'd do that. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of basically the same thing happens every other night on Bourbon Street. That's right. That's right. There's some big people down there.

They do not care if you're in their way. No. They'll pick old long horns, boys. They're big cows. What? Yeah. Oh, they don't got broke up into two herds. Why are y'all in between them?

That's a bad deal. Hey, the first thing I do is I'd grab your horns to be on their back. Oh, yeah, I bet you will. I mean, it won't be no running. Yeah, I bet you will. I'm going to ride, boys. Something tells me you'd be laid up in a puddle like that one boy was over there. I'd be riding.

Yee-haw. You would jump on while. I'd jump on them, buddy. Hey, forget about running in front of them or with them. Oh, I believe the man got in a muster truck. That's true. And put the pedal to the metal. I'm about 20 feet in there, son.

Yeah, he did stand that thing on the end. All right. I was trying to turn it over. I scared slim so bad he hit the remote kill switch on me I could have just killed him too well do you blame him no hey well you mean yeah I blame him

you can't die on his watch hey hey my moment of glory and he kills it I think you've had a few more moments of glory than that buddy you can mark that one off your bucket list yeah yeah check that one off driving a monster truck so Johnny needs to go into Africa I'm trying to look up how much it costs right now it ain't that bad I know a guy

Who? That does photo safaris. John Hafner. He just was on this photo shoot that we did for Magellan. Yeah. Oh, he does that? Yeah. Haffner does, yeah.

Does African photo safaris. I got 100 kids and a wife, though, so they got to go too. Well, he can get you your own cabin. Hey, if you rig it up. Take him with you? Clude me in on it. All right. Only if you pay.

101 kids and wife. Forget the kids, boys. I think my kids would be very disappointed if I came home like guess where I was everything you've ever wanted to do wild rhinos they got to learn they don't always get what they want that's fine but on this one I feel like I should

take them with me yeah you probably I might talk to somebody about this as I just thought of that Pipeliner yeah you're going to say hey if you ever wanted to go to Africa you never have been wanting to go to Africa there, right?

Really? Hey, sell it to him. We can do a duck call room from the African plane. Yeah, from the plains. During the Serengette. You don't want to go to the planes. He just take us all.

Yeah. During the dry season and the Serengetty. I don't know about that. That sounds like a far. That's when the Wildebeest do their track. Yeah, I'm fine with that, but that sounds like a fire waiting to happen. I'm out on that. Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, there is, but it works out good. Oh man, you had that shark boat ride in, it gets pricey. We're going to have to keep this podcast going, and more people are going to have to start listening. Oh, no. Yeah, well, maybe you get... That will be a trip, though, J. But maybe you get to South African Redneck and take you. And see, all the wildlife in Africa.

But no, like Devin, that used to work on our show, he's the one that films, all that air jaw stuff. I want to go to that Zambezi Lodge, honeylodge, that's got the fruit tree on it. And the elephants come in and eat the fruit and just wanted us to the lodge. No? Oh, no. Yeah, I want to do that. Oh, no. I'd prefer the elephant to stay out of my sleeping quarters.

Imagine seeing that. There is a great white, boys. It got a seal in his mouth. Yeah, Chapo ain't got nothing on that. Yeah. Great white. Oh, yeah. And then the big five, that would just be fun.

Just choppo is pretty good, but it ain't that. It ain't that. Like air jaws. You're talking about a killing machine. Gene. What's that a great white? That shark. That is a killer machine.

If he breaks a tooth, they're on a chain roller. That's why I stay out. If he breaks one in the front, it falls out what's left. And then he runs a brand new one in his place. And then they grow in the back. He's never without his teeth. Well, that's why he's so ordinary. I'll tell you.

Got all them teeth and no toothbrush. Oh, no, hey. Oh, he don't need no toothbrush. That baby, hey. Oh, man. You're talking about a killing machine. Johnny D. Send us home.

Yeah. What we got? Oh, I was pulling it up and now I've lost it. Uh-oh, he pulled it up and lost it. Does it have anything to do with planes and trains? Well, when we find it, we'll have a party. Yeah. All right, here we go.

John Chapter 8. at this those who heard began to go away one at a time Jesus just said why don't you go ahead and start throwing rocks go away one at a time

the older ones first until only Jesus was left with the woman still standing there said where are your accusers Jesus straightened up and asked her woman where are they has no one condemned you no one sir she said

then neither do I condemn you go and say no more go now and leave your life of sin which is a very important part of the story amen there you go If he didn't condemn, why should we? And quit on it sending. Yeah, stop it off.

Cut it out. We'll see you all next time right in the dark call room. We're out.