Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Stuns Reba McEntire into Laughter with a Bold Question

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

Uncle Si made a grand gesture for his 50th wedding anniversary and talks about the time he left Reba McEntire speechless, and Phillip kept the evidence! Boss man Willie drops in to blow Si’s mind with the details of his recent trip to Las Vegas. Martin speaks to a group of young entrepreneurs, and John-David realizes he’s not the only one with an aggressive Ebay habit. Si’s wife cleans out his closet for a good cause, and the boys wonder how much they could get for Si’s Christmas card by selling it online. Listen to the ENTIRE song we ordered for Uncle Si here: https://spoti.fi/4arKi9m - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Right in here, Sigh, we got some new lights. Yep. Our light broke. The stars at night. So I think the... Fibemian crew left some of theirs, which was nice out of them. Oh, they did? Yeah, I think...

I think these are ours. What? The new lights are... I don't know if they all... I hit my head on the lights. I just know our big light went out, so they had to do something. The big light... You didn't go out, Sal, you're still here.

The night, the lights went out in Georgia. That's right. In the duck, call. Hanky-panky going on. Oh, good, Craig. This is why we shouldn't start without Martin. Where is you got inappropriate within 14 seconds? I'll tell you what's happening. Martin's not here.

He's burning his gun barrel off. They're killing the duck. I hope that's what he's doing. They restarted the clock because you said inappropriate things. I'm just going to cut it out. Just, you know, keep going. We made inappropriate things. That song, that song was about hanky-panky.

Here we got it. The night the lights went out in Georgia. I'll not start again. The lights went out in Georgia. Oh, we'll just keep it all. Who knows. That's my girl. That's Reba McIntyre. Is that Reba?

Yeah. He has a thing for Red Hood. That's right. I have a thing for Redheads. That's what he told that group this morning. I actually went to their concert at Caesar's Palace. Yep. Very good.

Roops and Dunn and Reba. At Caesar's Palace? At Caesar's Palace. And look, here's what we're winning that one. Was Caesar in that one? Was the Cesar's a room? Look, we went in the green room, met Ronnie and Reba and Brooke, and me and Christine said, hey, you know, I said, Reba, guess what?

She said, what, cowboy? Yeah, I had on my... She called you Cowboy? Yeah, she called me, I said, well, here's the deal. I said, me and my wife have made an agreement. Uh-oh. I said, no. She gets Ronnie, and I get you, Reba.

And Reba said, well, give me a hug, cowboy. And I said, you got it, you good-looking woman, you. we'd like to apologize for all the people oh no no she's coat children oh no me of raven brookton and and Ronnie had a blast I bet you're there fabulous show did they sing neon moon

yes they did oh no and it was awesome sun girls down yeah I was gonna try it but I can't sing I can't sing either so I wouldn't try it either you went platinum though yeah I know on the cuspid album

that was funny when they was asked me Well, what else, what all have you got? And I said, I ain't got nothing. And Marsha and both said, hey, you've got a Christmas album that went platinum, dummy. Platinum. And I said, oh, I forgot about that one. Put that in your paper. People still buying that.

I said, but that was the family doing it. Okay, that wouldn't make. Time out. People still buying that? Yeah, not at full price, though. Well, I didn't say full price. Yeah, $5. You can get it, but it's right.

What do you want to get here for? $25, $25, $35.05. It was a decent album. Yeah. George Strait was on it. Yeah. That shows you the power of Duck Dynasty. Do you know that Sigh actually made a song with Kicks Brooks? He did? Yeah, you remember that, Smylokin' Hot Honey. About my smoking hot honey.

Why does it always go back to that? You can download it on iTunes. Yeah. It's Sye and Smoking Hot Honey. That's right. What? Yeah. Is it on?

I learned something new about you all. It's actually a good song. That was fun to do because, look, we went to Nashville at somebody's house. He had all the equipment at his house. Greg, yeah. I went up there and recorded my segment. Okay. Brooks come and recorded his segment, and then they mixed it together.

And it was actually a pretty good song. So y'all made a song together without ever being in the same room? We never even saw each other. But they caught up when we went. Welcome to reality TV. We went to Vegas. I caught up with kicks and it was awesome. And made a song called, huh?

Yes, smoking hot honey. And I'm speaking about that being redhead on there, too. Her? Oh, yeah, she is smoking hot now, I'm telling you. I've got the song on my playlist. Oh, no. Here it is. Okay, yeah.

Good. They're not lying, people. He actually did it. Play a little bit of it. I have no idea how to do that. Well, hey, don't worry about it. It's going to cause me a dollar 19. I can play it.

It's the Christmas season. I'm kind of strapped for cash. He's got it. Hey, Siri. Just press the buttons, you old man. Oh, my goodness. There is nothing worse than old people talking their phone to tell them to do something. There's like four buttons.

It's boom, boom, boom. Don't pay him out, Dad. Don't pay him out of Dad. Say, slap him for me. I'll pay you back later. You like my mom. Siri! And she starts, my mom now talks to her phone to tell us what to text.

us and I'm like, just type it. There's a whole keyboard right there and everything. That's a phone call. Let's Siri do it. That's right, side. Yeah, because it's working so great right now. This song is great. This song's awesome. Thanks, Siri, for playing this. This has been the best part of my morning. If he'll get it played.

Well, he asked Siri to do it and we're just sitting here. I can't find it. I thought Siri was amazing. I do have it. Nobody asked this song. Jerry, you blew it. Why does nobody have this song? Hold on.

I'll look for it. Thank you, young man. Thank you. It's not on YouTube. He don't handle it, boys. There's no video of it. Hey, speaking about it, I just upgraded my TV. Hold on.

I found it on Amazon. Oh, he found it on Amazon. Can you get it free or you got to pay for it? It is $99 in 99. Good grief. No way. Where's my money? Oh, there you go.

Where's my money? Somebody is going, my mom and belly button rings on sighed his smoking hot honey album. Oh, my goodness. And I ain't get no money from it. Where? Hey. This is an actual CD.

Well, I told you it was a good song. It's apparently a collector's item and it's a really good song because it is. Only exist in one man's garage on a CD. And it can be yours for a hundred dollars. For a hondo. There you go. Hunter, did you find it? Hunter can't find it.

I don't believe it to be true. But I've got to upgrade my TV. I talk to my. my TV now and tell them to put whatever he won't. Oh, no. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. What? Is this some new? Yeah. You talk. My wife just up great and you just say, hey, play, play grit. And it changes the channel of grit. Hmm. You know, you can't hide money. Well, no, no, look. Hey, no, it saved me money. You can't hide it. It saved me money. Oh. I was playing 180 bucks. Now I'm only paying, what, 130. Look at you. How you doing it? That was my wife.

That was my wife, too. Size's moving on to the 21st century, boys. Well, no, no. I told her what happened. Guess what happened? The first morning after they got it, I woke up, and I said, all right, turn TV on. She said, well, just hit the button. I hate the button.

I won't work. Oh, boy. Yeah. And I said, that's just what I thought. I said, I knew. I just knew. She said, hold it. Let me go check.

So she went back in her, we got two room, you know, two TV. She went back to the room. She said, hey, you go out to watch it on mine. It works, but the other one didn't. I said, well, hey, call that guy right now and make him get out here and fix it, because I want to be in my recliner to watch my TV. Thank you. The best thing that's happened for you is Christine moved another recliner into the living room

so y'all can watch TV together. That's right. That's right. And she's got her own room when she wants to get away from it. Yeah, well, and she stays in there most of the time. Yeah. And she locks the door. Boy, I can't come in and bother her.

wisdom we got a great life a sweet life a sweet life i cannot find this song on spotify i can't believe we can't play it and i'm gonna play it at the break i'm gonna find it i don't find it right i'm just working on no i honestly can't find it either i've looked on youtube scy robertson smoking hot honey it did release because it's right here in 2014 there was articles oh yeah it's a good song Smoking hot honey.

Hey, come out. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I get nervous. We miss it, Mark. Sit down over. Come on. Yeah, come sit here. Get on down.

Martin's doing something for you, old boss. It looks like he's gone. Where are you been? Good job, guys. Hey. Merry Christmas. Hey. Where are you been?

Well, where you going now? Well, hey, don't run. Come back. Come back. Come back. You know, and Willie. And that was the classic moment from Duck Dynasty. Brought to you by Willie's slamming

That's right. That's the boss. He's too busy. He's too busy, boys. He did take a shower this morning, and his hair was still wet. Oh, no. He looks good. I noticed.

He's been working out. He actually looks good. You think so? Yeah. He's been working out. He's been working out. Has he? He must be doing something different.

The other day, I was with him, and we were eating fish and hush puppies and french fries, and he only ate the outside of the hush puppies. No, no. And there was a little middle. Yeah. On all the end of them. On all the end of them. We were all there.

I saw that. But it was a weird, it was a very strange diet. Hey, that's the only thing you like is just a crunchy part around. Just the crunchy part. And he just left little. I did wonder about that. I thought that was a little bit weird. Oh, he's got one.

But hey, I was going back for the fish. Oh, no, that's one of his fetishes. Okay. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know.

We love to eat beef around here. And that's because of our friends over at Triedales beef. such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels,

getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritels comes from a family ranch out in Texas.

They're a fifth generation American ranch. So they've been at it for a while. Now look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference.

The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat eater, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Hey!

Hey, there you go. We were just talking about your fetishes, boss. We were just talking about how you eat hush pushy. And you're looking good. You eat the crunchy part. We've got you on a diet. How are we doing? All right, we're doing good.

But Willie's all... I had to go negotiate. Oh, okay. They paid me more money to come in here and sit down. Oh, okay. You're paid by the second. Up to pay, baby. There you go.

All right, well, we're going to take a break so we can be back next to. No, no, no. We ain't take it, brother. Where did you just come in from? Las Vegas. Okay. What was you doing up here? I went to see you two in the sphere.

Oh. The shh. Oh, that's that thing what? Somebody was talking about it. The ball. The big ball. Ah, the big ball in Vegas. The big ball in Vegas.

Have he been there? No. Somebody was telling me about that the other day, and he said, it's the wildest thing. The sun comes up, and then the sun goes back across the sky like it's doing it over. Well, I mean, that actually just happens in real life. So if that impresses you, you should just go out early in the morning and late evening, and you would be able to see that for free. I've been there and done that.

That's not a, that's a normal thing. No, no. It's free to the public. Just go watch it. But you're like, that's the thing that impresses you most. No, you can't. The sun rises and the sun goes down. You can't roll back to sunrise and fall it.

Well, amongst that, yeah, it was just incredible. It's like the coolest light show video. Yeah. Musical thing. Yeah. You should go see it. No, no. Somebody told me about it the day now.

Well, it was probably somebody with, uh, because we were going. He almost said somebody with money that could afford the ticket. Is that what you? No, no, no. That was just like, we just went. So I was like, somebody just said that. Well, I'm like, we just went.

They had been Corey. They watched the show. Oh, somebody had actually seen it. Yeah, they had actually been there and seen the show. Hey, it had to be one of my poker plan buddies. Probably so. Yeah. Maybe that's it.

So I paid for them. Now another one of your poker plan buddies has seen it. Yeah. He said it was out of this world. You said it was on a plane. Go to Vegas. So you enjoy it? Winston.

Oh, it was incredible. Yeah. Okay, that's what he said. It's just incredible. Do you listen to you two? No, I don't listen to you two. I don't even know who you two is. But he would like it.

He would like it, I think. He's eclectic. But I would like you. You've heard some of their songs. Yeah. Oh, no, I know. Oh, the band. The.

Yeah, you two. You two is there. Well, I told it. I know the band. I've heard them. Well, I'm just saying I've never heard some. I might say which YouTube is it the band or that other thing? He thought YouTube is what we're on right now.

He thought you said YouTube. I thought you said YouTube. YouTube. There's a YouTube, there's a YouTube, there's a YouTube. You reach your age where that's tough. He thought it was short for the tube. It was the sphere, the tube, the YouTube. In size brain, everything gets jumbled.

And the sun rises and sets. Well, when you see that, when you see that show, it'll really make your mind. The guy said it was mine. At one point, it looked like the whole floor was moving and no one was on drugs or anything. Like it looked like. No, no. No, no. He didn't look like it was waiting.

He didn't say the floor. He said the whole building was moved. He said, and you felt like you was going to, it's like you fixed the fall out of your chair. Well, he was on drugs. So, but. I'm just saying. I think we were actually on the lower level, but Corey had. Oh, no, no.

That was one thing he said. Different level. Yeah, I wish I would have gotten that experience because Corey said it's Yeah, higher levels? Oh, it goes up. I mean, she said it's like great, like, do you feel like you're going to. So you want to be in the nosebleeds. But they're probably not nosebleeds.

I mean, I'd have to sit in every section to get a good perspective to tell you, but I was in the lower part, which was usually the good part. They said that's the best place to sit. Where? Because I don't give you that weird feeling. He says, I'm telling you, if you're the wrong part, Well, Corey had watched the show the night before the Earth show from up top, and she said it really did give you a better.

Hey, Martin. Well, just like the Oscars, I'm just sitting in a seat, so it'll be awkwardly empty, and I'm going to get the seat back as the star of the show is here, and I've got to go give a speech. Hey, call me later. Well, wait, where are you going now? I got to go give a speech, son. I got to work. Hey.

I just warmed up your career. Hey, what are you speaking about? That's the first time me and Willie's been together on a podcast ever. How was that? It was awesome. I was amazed by the sun rising and sunsetsing. Anyways. Those guys had way more questions about duck calls than I ever thought.

So that, that, that, I thought they'd be like, no. All right. So Martin. Yo, buddy. While you were warming up Willie's crowd? Yeah, Willie has a crowd here. I was the opening act. Okay. I didn't know what was happening, but we went ahead and started.

And did you know that Si has once hit on Riba McIntyre? That's it. That's what we did. He got a hug from her. Redhead, not ugly. Right. Redhead. Totally believable.

Hey, redhead, boy. Redhead, not ugly. His wife was with him, though. Well, I mean, I would hope so. Yeah. But, I mean, I'm sure. You got to hug Ronnie. I'm sure she didn't mind.

Oh, no. And that was a deal. And that led us into Brooks and Dunn. Did you know, Sa made a song called My Smoking Hot Honey with Brooks and Dunn? Uh-huh. Do you own said song? I think Philip, didn't you give it to me on like a CD or something? I did.

Like, right? See, well, because it wasn't it for like their 50th wedding anniversary? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Philip's been yelling at his phone. They're yelling for Siri to play it.

Siri doesn't know what he means. Jerry can't pull it up. And then Hunter said, oh, I found it. And Hunter sent me a minute and 17 seconds of a different song. So thanks, Hunter. That says, can't take the swamp out of the man. that's it that's another one that's another one yeah they did like three of them yeah that's the smoke hot honey one who's running this making mouse show oh and phil's on the video can't take the

have you look for that song no can't take the swamp i'm gonna look for it now it was on like a cd that y'all gave out at their anniversary or something it was weird i tried okay yeah i feel i may have that hunter it's called can't take the swamp out of the man you got it i'm looking i don't think it exists on the internet anymore some things they wipe the internet clean of right for the good of the people no it's always there no as a man who's explored the bowels of the internet there you sometimes there there there's never here come on side let's do this thing there comes side take the swamp out of the man can't take the swamp out of the man All right, here we go, Sigh.

Yeah, Martin's listening that more than once, which is alarming. Well, how could you beat to it? How could you nod and laugh? I have the wrong name for it. That's a classic, son. It's can't take the swamp out of the man. But it's about his smoking hot honey. Right.

And tell the people where they can find it. Well, I think you can find it on iTunes. Look for us. Can't take the swamp out of the man on iTunes. You had to be invited to their 50th wedding anniversary. That was the only way to get it. And now to get a one is like $100. dollars it looks like on the internet yeah you can buy the CD for a hundred dollars on

amazon we found that too because people are into scalping old CD what was the username uh was it oh it actually j martin duck man he's selling it i went all vintage janus o'an on this one like what do the people walk size singing that's a lie i got some good ones by the way for later oh i got some of those too they sent me some of stuff this is going to be pickle side day uh-oh i ain't picking on you i Hey, roast the boy, roast him. I understand every time I check my bank account, it's partly to thank you.

Amen, amen. So where are we going from here, gang? I don't know. What did y'all talk about? So I was Willie's opening act for people who want to know. We have the LSU School of Entrepreneurs. Yeah. On site.

They're doing a statewide tour of entrepreneur business, like not big box business. So I don't know why they didn't talk to Phil, but there we are. Yeah, that's actually. He said no. Yeah, Phil said, nah. Yeah. That's actually cool. But we went through every aspect of the business.

Yeah. So they got to see duck calls being made down there with Godwin. And now the CEO will bring it home. There you go. Hopefully I warmed him up good for him. I was glad he was here. I was late, but man, it's fine. It's duck season.

It's tough season. That guy, one of them boys said, you get to hunt every day. I said, no, no, no, no, you got the wrong word. I said, we have to. It's a must. Can't stop. I said the rules of employment. And I said, you have to remove the word hunt and change it for work.

That's right? Yes, we have to go to work at 4.30 in the morning. I don't know what to tell you. I said, after we eat lunch, we have to take a nap. Like, it just, it all depends on the words you use in this deal. And that's institution. What? Take a nap.

Take a nap, baby. There you go. Work hard, nap hard, right? That's right. That's it, boy. There you go. Well, that's interesting. 30 in the morning, you better believe I'm going to have a nap at 12 to 1.

Ducks season's back off. Or two. Oh, yeah. Have you been? No, I went to Arkansas. Yeah, that's right. When the split was closed here, I went to Arkansas and shot a bunch of out of others. But you've been after the one deer.

I've been after tooth pick for about 12, 12 trips. And he's fine. He's down there, just breathing. He's down there slitting his wrist. Hey, well, I'll stop. Look, he filled my death lives. so he don't come out. He feels.

And I can't turn them off. I can't turn them off. If I could, I would, but I can't. So how many boxes of shells do you shoot on that duck hut in Arkansas? Two boxes. And had a blast. Two boxes? Is that cases or?

No, no, two boxes. That's 50 shells. 50 shells. Yeah. How many ducks did you get? I kill my limit. Sick. Oh, I ever mind before.

I forget. I need two wood ducks if you mine. You back on that dressing? Oh, I got to make me a new set. I don't have all that. That's a shame. I ground spotted three this morning. He made it twice.

He's already made it twice and ate every bit of it. I don't cleaned them. I don't breasted them. He don't want to breasted them. I don't want the whole duck. Oh, ducks. Yeah. Big on them.

I get you some. I get you some. I appreciate it. I love it when old men put in their orders. Yeah. Well, I put it in down in the owner, but I'll never see the duck. But see, look, and this goes back to what I said earlier. See, now I have to go hunt.

because I ordered two wood dogs. Yeah, orders from headquarters. Hey, got to have it. He's working again. He's got that. I'm working. I'm working on perfecting. If you do it, will you cook it for the commander's kitchen? I'll bring you a big, big, uh.

No, I want you to cook it. I don't want. Well, he wants to video you cooking. Like your Bobby Flay. Yeah. Yeah. I want a video you cook in that and your medium plus steak. Okay.

Well, I'm talking about that I had one last night. A medium plus steak? And guess what? Cut it. Right down the middle of the hay. Light pink. Perfect. I spoke the prime rib yesterday.

Did you cook it? All the way through. Huh? Did you cook it? Yeah. Hey, ain't anybody else going to cook me steak. That's stone. Okay.

My wife ain't no steak cooker. Stone, you all the other. He does cook one every once in a while. What does Christine cook? Like the, you're like, yeah. She cooks a spaghetti. Spaghetti. Spaghetti is good.

Her spaghetti is good. tacos. No, she cooks chicken and dumpling real good. There you go. So she... What about squirrel and dumpins? Was that you cooking that or her? No, that was Jason.

Missy. No, no, at your house. Oh, my house? Yeah. You cooked fried twirl? Oh, yeah, I did. I cooked both of them. I was about to say, Christine doesn't strike me as a squirrel and dumplings.

She made the dumplings. Oh, I about saying, she probably made the dumplets. Yeah, she made the squirrel. And then I, you know, no, his buddy. kills squirrel for me. No, made it though. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm sure you did that. And I cooked them a little too long. I hadn't cooked them in so long that I, you know, I forgot how long it takes to give them tender. Well, that's good, though. They was just, you know, I cooked them a little too long. They were too tender.

Well, no. They started, they started to dry out. Way too tender. I love when Phil says that. Too tender. Way too tender. No, no, they don't get that way for me. Too tender.

Yeah. Yeah, I ain't ever said, well, you know what? That was way too tender. That's what's so funny about my deer hunting right now. That's true. I'm sitting there the other day. You should be on Tinder? No, no.

The corn feeder went off. Got them. Five squirrel come out and ate the corn. I should have had my 20-2 rifle with me. I'd have killed all five of them. You think so? I killed all five of them and ate them. They was young.

It was young. Young squirrels are in front. They come out with their IDs. Oh, no. Oh, no. They little. Oh, they'd have been perfect. You just need to come to the neighborhood sometime soon

and kill all the Jace's neighborhood squirrels. Well, no, no, I'm going to tell Stone we're going to have to sneak them. Yeah. No, sit on Johnny D's back porch and just shoot them where they fall in Jason's backyard. That'd be in Jeff's backyard, but we can do it. Yeah, you get there. We can get there. It'd be all right.

Drop them in Jeff's disc golf basket. Every night. Every night at about 10 o'clock you start to hear chains across the pond from my house. Oh, no, because that's like, that's like, That's like golf course. That's where all the game is. Yeah. Neighborhoods.

Nobody can hunt. I know. Yeah. We can fix that, you can kill a deer in the neighborhood if you want to. Oh. You can certainly kill a deer

at my mom's house. They don't got to where they bed down in front of the camera. Well, I dropped him off one night at his house and coming back seeing an eight point,

a four point, and I think a spike cross road in front of him. He got all in Mallard's right there. Yeah, well, the lake is. Oh, you're talking about it. He had a hundred of them stupid squealers. Yeah.

The Mexican duck. Oh, the tree ducks. Yeah, tree ducks. He had a hundred. They were sitting on the line. It was weird. They better not do that around the side too often. Oh, no.

I'll say, well. He'd be done paid you to drive by real slow in a truck. He'd be in the back of it. Shoot them from the back. He'd been known to do it. Laying down, boys. Allegedly. Back in my earlier days when I was a kid, back before Christ.

When I was wild, when he was wild, when he was wild. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after that. We can do this one. Oh, yeah. We can do that guy. Yeah, because I want to talk about... It's my anniversary.

Today? I got my anniversary. Well, happy anniversary. A young, clean, shame, and JD. Let me have a look see. I just want to show this picture because everybody when my wife came on this show about a year ago was like, what is she doing with that guy? And maybe now you get it.

All right? I didn't used to look like this. What if you still don't? What? He still don't get it. Yeah, that's true. Zing! Are you related to Scotty Rob by anyway?

That's insulting. They do look a little bit of life. No, no, hey. Go back. I'm not related to Scotty Rob. You look. You could be his brother. That's just because they both got all their hair, quit.

That was... Well, I'm just saying, he looked a lot like Scotty Rob. That was 13 years ago today. Now I look like that guy. How old were you in that picture? Hey, there you go. You got three young. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Now we're just going through my wife's inscrime. I don't know how to go back to that. Look, how old was I? I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. I don't either. I don't know which anniversary of this.

13 years ago today, so 21? 21. Married at 21. God bless you. I was married at 22. Allison turned 20 the week before we got married. So, I mean, y'all couldn't even like go to a casino together if you wanted to. That's why we left the country.

There you go. We went to Jamaica where there's no rules just right. Jamaica mine. Or outback, but whatever. But that's a lie, too. Y'all back a good bond. So what are you going to do for the anniversary? I can't wait to hear.

We're just going out. We got, she made reservations like three. Once you have 45 children. Yeah. You just hold on to your butts. I think our kids are sleeping at her parents' house. We can go out to eat. I got her some fancy earrings I'm going to give her.

Okay. That I haven't given her yet. She hasn't. Good job. There you go. Well, I figured I could get her fancy earrings or I could just forget and have to give her way more then we'd have to double the ear. I learned from this man.

I just give us a check book. But you forgot your wife's anniversary one time? Well, I did. And it was our 24th anniversary. Now we've been married for 32 years. But on the 24th anniversary, what'd you get her two dozen of after that? Well, I got her 25 roses the day after.

I had intakes and admits and stuff going on to children's on, and I was so busy and stressed out, I couldn't think about it. Yeah, I don't. I just forgot it. And I mean, it was the worst feeling. What day? What's your anniversary?

The 18th of April. April 18th. Yeah. And so, like, that day, she's like, oh, hey, what are we going to do? What are we going to? And I was like, what are we going to do what? Oh. And she was like, uh.

Well, quit playing. I'm not playing. Taxes were hard that year. He didn't have nothing. You could have just told her, man, it's fine. So you literally. That would have got me out a little bit better and probably. I was like I missed one of mine.

Last week. No, Trotlanding. Oh, you were off Trotlining. Yeah, wedding anniversary. And you missed the anniversary. Hey, I just, you know. I missed it by a day. I mean, and then look.

Hey, April, you know, April's bad month, boys. Your, the ops were running and, hey, we went catfish in, you know. Deal with it. Oh, I got in a big trouble. That was one of not even have any money. So I couldn't appease it with money. No, what you just told her I'd bring any fresh fish on. Well, no, no, I asked her.

Hey, look, you know, fresh, fish. She got hot over that one. Yeah. Hold on. You'd rather run a trot line than be with your wife? Don't make me answer that. I said, don't know. How long have you been married, Justin?

No, I'm just saying, that's what size probably said. Don't make me answer that. Yeah. Well, it's an old deal about, hey, do not ask the question if you don't want the answer. Yeah. Don't make me answer that. Hey, don't make me answer it. So she asked you and you never, it.

Not until she asked me. Then I knew that I missed it. But it was like the day of. It was after work. So did she? Yeah, a rough day. I didn't even think about it until she said something. So at that point, you can't even punt.

No. No, there's nothing I could do, but I was like, oh, that's today. Yeah. And I was. No, that's one of them did today. You got, you got caught and you just cried to do. Yeah. I got caught up in work.

I had so much work going on. things going on. I just got caught up. That's no excuse. No, it's not an excuse. Okay. All right. As long as you ain't trying to make an excuse.

Uh-uh. I didn't make no excuse. And I've never missed another one after that. April 18th. Oh, yeah. Remember it. What did you do the next day? I went and got her flowers the next day.

So, I mean, we, I gave her flowers. We went out and ate and we spent some time together. And so then I was just like, hey, I'm sorry. You know, I blew it. and she was like, oh, it's okay, you know. But like, I mean, I felt like she could use that against me for years. Did she want to? No.

No, okay. That's a good thing. Oh, hey. Yeah, that's a good thing. Look, that's one that believes in grace and mercy. That's it. She wanted to go to lunch with Brittany? No, I'm kidding.

Martin, you forgot any yet? Oh, and you haven't forgotten nothing yet? Not yet. That's yet. Not yet. I'm sure the day's coming. I mean, there's trash as my short-term memory is now for, kids, it's only a matter of time.

Only a matter of time. Yeah, I used to be like the guy that you could tell something and I'd always remember it now, if I don't write it down. It's gone. Yeah, these last 14 months, if I don't start writing stuff down, I'm in a bind. I even wrote stuff down. I was late for that thing today. So, you know, whatever.

And for this bike, you didn't write this. Do much on your plate, boys? No, I did. And I was here for that. I was like, man, why do I have to be there? And then about, you know, 30 minutes before that, they're like, hey, where are you? I was like, oh, hey. These decoys ain't going to pick up themselves.

I'll be right there. These decoys. Again, we have to hunt. You have to work. You got to work. What are the rules, boys. That's why I told them. I showed them my hand.

I said, look, they still blood on my hands. I know I wouldn't messing around. They were like, some of them people in an entrepreneur class were like, do what? Blood on you. Oh, yeah. That's just a woody. Drake is fine. Ain't a big deal.

But, you know, sunshine and in theory, we had wind. So you got to go duck hunting. You don't get me any of these days. It's still trash. We ain't got no ducks around here. No ducks. At least you feel good. You feel like you duck hunting.

There's no water. We got a lot of woodies. We got a lot of woodies. Okay. A lot of woodies. It's all he's asking for it. A lot of woodies came in. Yeah.

We've had them. Yeah. But it just. Well, we hadn't. You know, but hey, they came in because they killed 15 of the morning. I did call two baller gin this morning. So that felt pretty good. did you shoot them i did not

somebody else shot them somebody else i don't know yeah they come in on the wrong end he did he did the most important part i did i did the part that i care yeah yeah yeah he got him in there yeah i don't care about the killing i know i can do that allegedly last time you had the story you missed whoa well i did do that yeah it happened you know he told that story oh yeah i did that i missed in all the time allegedly on you i did do that i tried one yesterday one of them trick shots on a jack on a downhill cell at about 50 he's about 50 yards and

I guarantee you he was going 50 miles and I could not swing my gun faster I was fixed that he was probably going faster I mean rolling no no yeah and I shot one time and just started dying out laughing I was so far behind him I was like I ain't got nothing for that oh I shot one one time and I had to duck and then you heard fun against the wall yeah this one wasn't coming he was coming in straight and I killed him and I hit the door and I hit the floor and then heard here I did have a cool one yesterday I had two guys that had never been duck up before and they killed their first duck yesterday so that was those are always fun oh no yeah one of them shot it right like had his gum barrel sticking across my face oh I mean I knew it was coming so I was like because he lit like right outside the door of the blind and I looked out there as a woody

drake I look I said you see that he's sitting right beside me I said you see that duck out the door he looked he said yeah I said shoot him I just went back up I went like that and then he shot and I said did you get him because I couldn't even watch he said yeah I got him he was fired up man he ain't ever killed a duck before that's what makes duck hunting fun still for me is like taking people if it's just our same crew it's business as usual but when you get to take somebody new they never done it for it's it's a lot of fun still it's it keeps it fun you know let's take a break We'll be back right after this. Roll it.

Roll that beautiful beanfoot. All right, we're back. Let's get in that hello at duck call room.com inbox. You know the last episode or not the last one, but one of the last ones we asked for weird stuff. Y'all sold on eBay too like John David's mom and the belly button ring. She's a hustler. Did we get any?

Before that, though. Oh, okay. A couple episodes ago, we talked about the Spotify rap thing. Oh, yeah. And we had the dude that had clearly won, right? Yeah. What? Do we say we were going to do something for him?

No. No, okay. Give him an adder boy. Well, we got a lot of people trying to claim the top spot. Do we have a new winner? Ben, some guy named Ben was like a new top dog, 26,532 minutes. Ben, you're not close. Hmm, Ben.

Some guy named John David, I really like your name. He emailed in. He said, uh, I might be in first. 52,373 minutes. Oh, good Lord. One other guy emailed in and said, oh, John David called himself the top. And there's one more 55,000.

Ooh, wow. Good grief. And I was like, good, gracious. And then Andrew emails in. Mr. Smith? Nope. Andrew from rural Ireland. Ireland.

Apparently not much going on in rural Ireland. He's been a fan since the days of the TV show and loves the podcast. Apparently the person we announced was at 17,207 minutes. I didn't think that could be beat because that's a long time. But Andrew says he thinks he's beating them by a small bit. 10191949 minutes of listening to the Duck Call Room podcast. Whoa. In the year

2023 AD. So I think he's the... Yeah, he wins. He wins. I don't... By Lenslad. That's...

Andrew, thank you. I think. And also, why? I know us. We're not that interesting. We're not even that good at a... The people in the comments tell us that all the time. So because that one was so much, I did the math.

Holy cow. How many hours? That would be he listened, oh, wait, I'm really bad at math right now. He listened to us for 1,699 hours in 15 minutes. So he's listened to all of them like three times, right? I guess. Which if you break that down by day, he spent 70 days listening to this podcast in the last year. Wow.

I mean, I need more explanation from. Andrew. Did you say he's probably listened to all of them at least three times? Right. I mean, I was about to say, I've got them all beat because I have to listen to every episode at least twice. I think Andrew got you, but I think he got me. Yeah. Hunter is not even the biggest listener. I will say this, Andrew, I'm not going to pay for you to get here, but if you end up in North Louisiana, we got a chair for you. 101,000, you can go listen to yourself talk. It gets weird when you have to listen to your own voice. 100, that's 70 days. Wow. So surely he's just living life. and listen to us at the same time.

Yeah. That's just a lot. Maybe we put him to sleep. And all the people who, like, Ben said he was the new top dog, bro, you're a quarter of the way there. Yeah. Try harder. Not really. Stay where you're at.

Hunter? Wow. Andrew, thank you. Yeah. So thanks, Andrew. You win. I'd love to. If somebody beats that, I'm going to be shot.

I'd love to tell you congrats in an Irish accent, but I don't think I have one. So I think everything I got is Scottish. Not real sure. And then I don't really want to offend you or them. So there you go. There you go. Way to go, man. You win by a double.

Congratulations. We'll find you a Dale Earnhardt Jr. Belly button ring as a consolation prize. We'll have Cy sign it and send it over to you. All right, anyway, Bobby emails in manager of a Lifeway Christian store in Paducah, Kentucky. Paducah. He is an eBay fiend, Martin. Uh-oh.

And it's a product we all hold near and dear to our hearts. What could it be? What dot call? Christmas tree cakes. No. What? Dut call the Bible? No.

Duck calls the closest. One year they had a Black Friday deal, which was an exclusive deal on season one and two of Duck Dynasty and Robertson Bobbleheads. Oh, no he did. No. He ended up getting them on clearance for $2.49 after Christmas. You bet you. Sold them on eBay as a whole set of bobbleheads with the deal. DVDs for a hondo apiece.

Whoa. Made roughly about $5,000 in January and $13,000 in a year and put a down payment on his first house. Entrepreneur, boys. We couldn't even sell those things, Martin. We couldn't give them away. We put them in a bag and people would leave them behind. Leave them in the store. They take the rest of the crap and sit in on the counter.

Where did you find 13,000 people to do this? Hey. No, he only, well, he did a hundred bucks. That sucker sold the bobbler. All right, that's painful memories. Not really. It's kind of fun. We didn't have anything to do with that.

Yeah. We had a lot of bobbleheads at one point, which is why he got him so cheap. Hey, Andrew, I just want to give you a little, let's peel back the fourth wall here a little bit. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby from Paducah. Bobby from Paducah.

Bobby from Paduca. Let me just peel back a layer for you here. You got those for $2.49. We paid roughly $750 for those. Whoa. You told me making a profit, son. Who, him? Yeah.

I'm talking about us losing. We got clip $5 a piece for the ones that he got. My man was making, I love these eBay stories. Oh, I do too. I had one. I had one send me a deal on Instagram. it's like cringy. They sold used back massagers.

She said you could make really good money in the resale market for the hometics ones. I don't know any details about this, but I do remember she said they made $8,000 off a used back massagers. I'd never get rid of my therigone. I'm just saying, used like, like, like, no. I wouldn't mind it. No, it's like, well, you sell used bathtubs? Like, I don't, I mean, you make earthworm farms out of them. Like, you know, I don't, that's weird to me.

That one's weird. That's weird. Curtis emails in, he sold his truck, borrowed a little money, and purchased an investment property, right? Okay. As is. Fair enough. I like it. He's cleaning out.

He found a decade's worth of vintage toys. Okay. Sold them all. So far, he's made $17,000. on eBay on vintage toys. Well, that's why I'm saying one man's treasure. That's why. Another man's junk.

All I got to say is God bless America and what a time to be alive. Hey, no, no. He said one man's treasures and another man's jump. All right. Well, hey, that's vice versa, too. And that's true. Do you remember the boots that Cy's mom sent him and inside those boots she sent him some cups and some peppers?

You remember that, Cy? Yep. So Ms. Christine was getting rid of a lot of size stuff. and one box had those boots in them and I said miss Christine these boots these are making sure he wasn't wearing them I was looking on his feet I didn't hey I know how feel his were leftovers you are so wrong so so I actually donated them to a little boy who was getting spine surgery and they raised a ton of money with some old clothes that that's awesome so you can sell stuff on eBay yeah that's

Crazy, man. That's wild. Hold on. You know what we need to... Somebody needs to start an eBay account with my office. I'm considering it. Clean some of that stuff out of it. I'm actually looking at Cy Robertson. I just Googled you on...

Oh, never mind. I don't want to tell the people this. I know if you want to buy a signed... An authentic... This is real. Cup. Cy Robertson, authentic, hand-signed autograph 4-6 photo. Martin, guess the price? Right now, it can be yours. $100.

Lower. Oh, $50. Lower. $20. Lower. $10. Lower. Five.

Lower. Three. Lower. Lower. One cent. $0. $0.75. $0.75.

Shipping. And it will be yours. Bye now. No, well, I guess you have to be. Hey, look at the. Can I sell, can I sell size Christmas card he just sent me? Yeah. Thank you for that.

I got that too. Because it's not, it's not made out to anybody. It's just signed, Cy Robertson. Hey. Yeah, didn't even put Christine on it. don't like to put their name on it. He didn't even look Christine signed it. Did you know you sent out Christmas cards that just signed it?

Happy holidays. That's right. You're lucky he signed it. Brittany called me the other day. She said, you never going to guess what we got in the mail. It's like the weirdest thing ever. I was like, what? She said it's a Christmas card.

I was like, okay, from who? She said, from sign. And she said, it doesn't say anything. He just signed it in Sharpie. It was literally just said, Merry Christmas, and then Sai signed it in Sharpie. That's right. you're close to side you get one of those. That's right. That's right.

I got so tickled when I saw it. It's like at the top of our tree. It's hilarious, man. I laughed. I got one too. Oh. But last thing I found while here, boom. Oh, autographed teacup.

Autographed green teacup. 70 bucks. 70 bucks. Hey, that's going down. It was higher than that. Was it? Yeah. I found one for five hundos.

Hey, it's losing. It's losing this bet. I'm here to tell you right now, if you just meet me outside this office on the right day, I will get that thing signed for you for 50. If you're listening. If you're thinking about ordering on that, and I'll just tell sides for my kids.

And if you find me first, I'll go 40. Let the bidding begin. All right, Isaiah 63. I will tell of the kindnesses of the Lord, the deeds for which he is to be praised according to all the Lord has done for us. The Lord's done great. you he's done great things for us and we ain't going to stop shouting it out from the rooftops

amen see y'all next time let's see y'all next time right here from ebay