Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!

Episode Date: January 30, 2025

Uncle Si’s recent stint in the ER gives the internet a meltdown with circulating rumors of his untimely demise. Phillip is tired of having to constantly give proof of life to people calling and texting their condolences, but Si takes it all in stride. John-David offers a confusing stance on what he calls “boat money,” and Martin is giddy over President Trump’s ability to send his opponents into a frenzy. Si loves the idea of the Gulf of America, but apparently online maps don’t. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, put your headset on and let's go. Hey, Siam the table more often than you usually do. Please. Keep John David on his toes. No, don't pull nothing. He already hurt. Yeah, I've already pulled something.

Okay, boy. He might as well pull it again. I got my mic on. Okay, boys. Okay. So, when I say welcome back, I mean welcome back from the dead. Sye, you died again. Well, I died again.

Bump on. Oh, did you? Hey, you died good this time, according to. to social media. I never saw it. I followed different pages. Well, hey, I'm glad to hear that. At least I died good.

Yeah. Well, they had the date and everything. Uh-huh. How do you get got this time? It was that hunting accident that did him in. Really? I had every friend that we've ever met out of state texting me and calling me. He was like, I'm so sorry to hear about size.

I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just talked to him. He's watching the Chief's game. Yeah. You know? I will say. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I hope when that day.

comes, I find out before Facebook. That's my only request. I keep watching the bills play the Chiefs. And I'm saying, am I watching the right game? Because they've got them on. I just, you know. And the bills always lose? Well, you know, I'm sad about that.

You know, Superman has got one, you know, he's got 50. Guess who that is? And some refs on the payroll, I think. He wears red, and they sell him, he's going to make him, they was going to make a pinstripe. What's the prediction for Super Bowl? Who's going to win it? Kellyn Moore, future head coach of the Saints.

That's all I care about. He ain't coming to New Orleans. Yes, he is. Who is? They flying all the way to. Who is? The Eagles offensive coordinator. He ain't coming.

He ain't coming down. You're an offensive. mine why are you going to come be a part of that trash yeah he's coming down here fix it uh-huh you can only be a head coach so many times yeah he's okay he got plenty more coming he's like my age i know if he ends up a head coach in the NFL at my age then yeah don't worry i love that everybody's i love that everybody's panicking about what all the football coaches oh oh oh panicking hey at least we're not the cowboys yeah well hey we steal them boys we're talking about football they always get mad at us when we talk about sports hunting

or something like, you bunch of nerds. Hey, y'all want to see something fun? Why can't y'all talk about magic? I decided to look up, sigh, on Facebook, because I figured that's where everybody saw this. How dead he was? Some clown that's from Newsmax put an article up about how hurt he is and how he's in the hospital,

but he's recovering. And I just put a comment under it with a picture of me and Sae. This isn't even close to true. Johnny D. Now that, that is playing. I like it. What picture do you use this, I by the way?

Pray for Uncle Si because he's wearing backwards hats. Wow, look at that picture. Yeah, they had your date of birth and the year you pass, Si. Look at that eyebrow on that one. That's my rapper.

Oh, I guess. That's my rapping hat. I guess actually all the stuff he said was true. Well, hey, here's the deal. I appreciate the prayer. Yeah, we want the prayers. Hey, I take the prayer anytime. Yeah, we need the prayers.

They need to practice. You can pray for all of us. Well, that's a win-win situation. We're doing you right. And yeah, you know, you're lifting my name up to everybody. Hey. But, Saul, are you tired of dying? Huh?

Are you tired of dying? No. Hey, here's my take on that. I ain't worried about dying. I ain't scared of died no more, Josie. Okay. Yeah. He's pert.

There's a rutting buck. I ain't worried about it because I know the man that resurrected did people. Thank you. Okay. He doesn't got you a handful of time. Hey. I mean, good night of live.

Look, I'm in a bonus. Me and Phil both in bonus years right now. Why is that? Because the good book says, hey, he'll give you 70. 70?

Yeah. Well, you're at 70 plus 7. Yeah, I'm on the bonus years. So you won't have forgiveness back now? How many times you're supposed to forgive? 70 plus 7.

All them old. Farts in Genesis lived to be like 130. You know why? Because they ate cows and stuff. But hey, oh, like back that, back into ancient days, I wouldn't want to live to be a thousand. A thousand? Methuselah style.

Hey, 76 is rough enough, boys. Can you imagine that would be your prime? I don't think, I don't think Methuselah was over there taking a drag off of Winston, though, so, I mean, it's probably a lot different. Probably a lot different way to get there. He had the more organic. And he Methusel probably wouldn't have been stupid and stepped off that boat like I did. So you on it up to it.

I'm about just, you know, I'm fixing to be, you know, boatless. Boatless. Oh, get it, boys. Get me up there with a wheeler. I saw something on boats this weekend that made me giggle. Have you seen our boy John Chris that stopped in here? Yeah, I remember him. So he did a deal on his podcast where they had two women from the other side of things where it said,

boats were conservative propaganda. Like, the only reason they want to talk to conservative people is because we have boats. Do Democrats not on boats? Yeah, I didn't know that you had to cash in a red card to get a boat. Like, I didn't, I mean, boats are for everybody, right? I mean, that Bezos guy, he got a big old boat. I would suspect he leans blue. No, he's a Republican now.

No, he's not. He's whoever's in charge. Yeah, quit, yeah. Stop. He liked my father-in-law. He used to be a Cowboys fan, and now he's the chiefs. Yeah. Just what it is.

Yeah, just whoever's next, right? He saw the light. Why, yes, no law to anyone. Yeah, he was, he was saying, oh, H. If they ain't, if ain't winning boys, hey, they got to go. But the fact is somebody thinks boats are conservative propaganda. That makes me laugh. Boats are a money pit.

They are that. They are a hole in the water you throw money into. Okay. They are absolutely that. Best day of bad life is they buys the boat and they gets rid of. But if you like the fish, they're worth it. Absolutely, they're worth it. I just don't know how you can use a boat as conservative propaganda.

I love boats. If people didn't have boats, I'd be starved. I'd starve to death. That's what I'm talking about. They say that the happiest day is when you buy a boat, and the next happiest day is when you sell it. Not true. Very sad day when you get rid of it, if you don't have another one.

Wait, but the problem is, most boat owners got another one already waiting, so they're trying to get, you know, you're trying to get rid of one to make room for the other. You can get into a bind over. over a boat. These days you can if you do them, but, you know, but you get in a bind over anything. Somebody right now just felt personally attacked by that. And that's okay.

Well, I mean, they need to, yeah, they need to look in the air. Maybe they're pulling a boat and got loose from them. Well, you start financing a boat for 15 years. I mean, come on now. Yeah. Like. Let's bring Dave Ramsey on and let's talk about. I'm not.

Hey, look, I ain't saying you got to go pay for a boat out of an envelope in your sock drawer, but like it shouldn't put you in that kind of a buying. Dave Ramsey tell you how to buy a boat, but he got a boat probably the size of this building. Oh, absolutely. I bet he got two of them. Because I have always said, you know, there's money, and then there's boat money.

Boat money. Some of our boats are made out of aluminum. Yeah, that'd be me. I got aluminum boat money. That ain't boat money. That's Big Dave boat money. You know what I'm saying? I got aluminum boat money.

I ain't got fiberglass boat money. But like, you know, people fly around on planes and stuff and get down plane, that's one thing. But if you got a boat, that's money, money. That's a lot of money and big boats. Yeah, especially one you can live on. Like boats with a bed in it?

Mm-hmm. That's where it's more than Wachitae Parish. Yeah. Yeah, I know some of them folks. I've met a couple. Yeah. Yeah. I fished on their boats.

Yeah. It takes fishing to a whole new level. When you can go take a nap on your boat. Or cook dinner. Or, yeah, you've done. on the waterbed and size says wake me up when they're biting that's that's hold on they had a water bed on the boat yeah can't hide money you know what you can't have money you're like waterbed do it it's home it's their home son they got a yeti that you could bury three human beings in it so

big mm-hmm we got to how to buy a boat martin i got i got too i don't need another one i got a kayak and that's all i really want but i want like a boat i can stand up in You can't do it, a kayak. You can. You just have to be okay with getting wet. No, I want to stand up in, not on. You must like the water. Inside, you want it to have a door.

Yeah. Yeah. I got to win the lottery or something. We ain't even close. I can't help you with that one. But maybe you run some kind of parlay on the Chiefs and Eagles. You'd be all right. I don't think that.

That ain't even boat money. That's a toy boat. Yeah. That's just a kayak. That's a kayak people. That's how you got the last kayak. Yeah. boat money all right look springtime is here it's warming up you know what that means that means

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So how do you feel about there being that five-letter word used in sports? Like a script. Oh, for sure. Well, in that game, the script man is the one that's really the... The script man's in charge. Because read, now he has got the gunslinger. I just wonder, it ain't nothing better than watching Si watch a football game where he gets all upset.

So did Taylor Swift help her hurt? Oh, hey, look, if Taylor Swift in the Swifties one there, Kansas City wouldn't even be playing football. I bet Taylor Swift got a boat. Taylor Swift got boat money. Hey, Taylor Swift got anything she wants got. Yeah. Anything she wants got, she got.

She got. Oh, she's got billions. I'm looking up boats right now. Dollars. Mm-hmm. have y'all ever looked up boats it's crazy no i know how much a bass boat no i wouldn't worry about a boat i don't need to know how much i was looking up something i'd be looking up a jet the other half of that side no see jet money jet money ain't boat money no i saw i'm telling you hop one of them

just in there that's about 50 cheese i know you put one of the boats in the water you know so yeah If they crank that baby up, it's going to cost you thousands. So in your mind, is it better to own a jet or a boat? Where do you see as the most wealth? No, I'm talking about Johnny D. That way, I wouldn't drive. You can go where you want to go. And I wouldn't drive nowhere.

Boat people got more money than plane people. Really? The air don't do bad things to stuff. Water does. Well, I think, I know. He's got a lot of money. Oh, no, no, no. He's got a point there.

They're don't do bad stuff to planes, but the ground sure does. Well, yeah, you don't want to bounce. I mean. Yeah, you don't want to hit the ground. But I'm just saying, if you got a boat, you're taking your plane to your boat. You can have a plane and not have a boat. So has anybody ever taken a boat to a plane? No.

You don't know. Just planes to boat. Plains to boat. You want to know why? Because if you got a boat, you've got a helicopter on it. Well, all these caravines, all that stuff. they take the plane to the boat. Yeah, Kenny Chesney.

Kenny Chesney got boat money. Oh, yeah. Hey, we took a... Jimi Boat and plane money. Martin was with us when we took a private jet to... Where was that? We went in... Spokane?

No. We did that one, too. There was no boat involved in Spokane. Couldn't even stand up on that plane. You can stand up in a boat. We put in in Texas, Galveston. You remember that, Mark? Mm-hmm.

And the airplane pilots got sick on the boat. boat. I felt sorry for that day. That was bad. That was, you know, y'all. I'm Googling boats with a kitchen. Oh, Lord. I want to buy one. Me and you're going to split it.

Well, they got planes with a kitchen. They got planes with it, too. That's another level, too. Once you got something. Oh, when you get at that level, you've made it. That doesn't have a kitchen and they put a kitchen in it. You have arrived. In that plane was like a full living room.

It was, and they had a kitchen. And we had a chef. And a cook. We had a chef on board. What do you want, sir? You can't even figure out where to buy a boat like my internet doesn't go to. No. If you're searching, you ain't want to.

It was a right. It was a female chef. Yeah. Yeah. If you search it. You were fine as any wine. You ever want to get. I don't even remember what she looked like.

So. I mean. You do remember that? Oh, yeah. I remember. Yeah. Oh, good. Oh, that's the quickest.

I ever made it to South. Florida. I don't know how fast we went across that Gulf of America. That's right. I should have Martin's in a movie too. Oh, hey, yeah, we got to talk about this. We actually do have. I think the Gulf of America just sounds better. Because I'm a man who checks Google Maps every day to see when they updated. See when size roof is updated. Hold on. Let me go to size roof real fast because that's actually closer than the Gulf of America. America. Size roof is not updated. Zoom out. Zoom in. Uh-oh, they ain't got it on... It still says gold in Mexico.

What are we doing? What are they doing? They ain't got it on a satellite. Oh, good. Boo. We got a... Well, you know Donald Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico? Are you aware of this, sir?

No, I'm not. Oh, yeah. Executive order. We will no longer call the Gulf of Mexico, Gulf of Mexico. It will be the Gulf of America. Thank you. How does that make you feel?

He likes it. He's got thumbs up over here. Hey. I just think it's funny. That's one you took care of, Pres. My favorite part is how that man, our president, gets everybody so stirred up. Yep. It's a goal on both sides.

That shows you. And, hey, a band, talented. I know. Oh, he's a master at his craft. Oh, hey. I'll give him that. Look, my favorite part is England's, what does the England got? They got a queen, king.

I don't even know who's in charge. charge over there figuring out. Yeah. But whoever's in charge had to put a statement out. We will not refer to it as the Gulf of America, but the Gulf of Mexico, like, you ain't swimming over here? Yeah, y'all ain't been over here. This ain't your water.

Everybody come over here running from y'all. What do you think we worried about? Did anybody ask Beth if Canada was for sale? Beth hadn't showed up to the podcast in a week because we tried to like it. She gave up on us. Yeah, she's out. I'm about to, and England. The Gulf of America.

The Gulf of America, and I'm renaming the English channel to France channel. Yeah, French Channel. You don't like the way we're doing it. Yeah, take that. In your face. I mean, it's wild. The Gulf of America. I just like people to get everybody all stirred up.

I mean, it's just fun to me. Well, hey, he's just starting. Oh, I know. We got four more years of him getting people stirred up. I'm here for it, son. Yeah, he's just started, boys. I wonder. Hey, and here's the thing, he's got four years.

of research and development under his belt too. Oh, yeah. He knows what he's getting into this time. He got a case study, that's for sure. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I think he's going to be a little better prepared than he was last time.

I'm just trying to figure out when everybody started caring so much. About the Gulf of Mexico's name? About pretty much anything. Yeah. For the most part, that, like, you know, back in the day, if I didn't care for something, I just didn't listen to it. Like, you know, like, I turn it all. Just turn it off.

Yeah, just turn it off. But now they intentionally listen to it to get pissed off and stirred up. I don't get it. Yeah. That's why I turned off a football game. I'm like, I don't like this one anymore. Saints aren't in it. I don't have to watch it.

There you go. And that's totally your prerogative. But some people listen to it just because they want to be mad. And I don't. Well, no, no. Now, that's one thing that you said it is true. What? Okay.

That there are people out there that if they're not mad, they're not happy. Yeah. Yeah. They got to have something to grab about. Yeah, I don't understand it. Okay, it's the, uh, wo is me syndrome. Yeah.

Yeah. They're throwing a pity party for themselves. And hey, and here's, here's a flash for you. Flash. This ought to be good. They could care less. There you go. Wasn't throw you a pity party.

And, hey. Yeah. Welcome to life. I just don't understand why people had to start getting so stirred up. Because like if somebody went and if, you won the lottery. Again. That would just tickle me pink.

I'd be happy for you. We'd get a boat. You can get a boat. You get a boat. You get a boat. You get a boat. No, no, no. That's too much lottery.

Oh, hey, you're going to be home. Don't go broke. Don't go broke. You're giving it away too fast. You're going to party with you. I don't need my own boat. No, I don't want to. I don't want the upkeep.

I just want to know where you keep the keys. We don't want the headaches. We just want the use of it. Yeah, we just want to ride. You get the both. That's it. Yeah. Map Quest ain't updated it.

Gulf of America. Hey. America. There you go. Gulf America is a long ride. Hey. So should we rename the state to New America? Hey.

I wonder how that go over. No, because, hey, no, the best of New Mexican food I ever had was in New Mexico. And that stuff would. Well, what if it was called New American food? No. Would it taste better? See, I like Mexico. I might even choose.

vacation there. But I just think it's funny that nobody will update the maps on the internet to Gulf of America. President said so, y'all, bing, get it together. They ain't done it either. It's an executive order for crying out loud. And the man saved TikTok.

Everybody was on a cliff over TikTok. Cy, have you ever been on TikTok? Well, I've been told I was. Yeah, he has been. His old neighbor got to. His old neighbor got a strong TikTok page of Sye. For real, I bet he makes a ton of money off, Si.

What? Yeah, Robert. Robert. Robert. Robert Thasher. I think he's his advice, man. There you go, at Robert Thatcher. Every time he went in size, apparently he recorded him and put him on TikTok.

Si, like a TikTok legend. That ain't no big deal. He don't even know. I don't even care. This dude's got 250,000 followers and 5.6 million likes on the TikTok. And it's all in his living room. Right. So I was an old neighbor

So I said yeah Knock yourself out I like this guy Oh he's just a young guy Doing his thing Yeah he is a young guy Yeah I like this guy

He was at your 50th anniversary So you liked him enough To invite him to invite him Hey hey here's how much of a go-gitter He is He's fixed to go to Alaska Go to work on the pipeline I'm pretty much money

Good for him So most likely the side TikToks will stop For a little while If you're following Sid TikTok Do he gets back. I've never had a TikTok. I had it for like 10 minutes one time,

and I was like, not for me. I put the ultrasound video of us on the TikTok one every day we found out we was having twins, and it did like some dummy thing. It's my TikTok. But I just don't understand. I'm not a... That's all the TikTok I got.

I'm too old for TikTok, I guess. I don't like 30 seconds, 60 second, 90-second videos. That's not my thing. I just searched Justin Martin, and that is not you. Oh, who is it? Some guy that spends way too much time. plugging his eyebrows. Uh-oh.

Yeah, definitely not me. And there's a Justin Martin whose name is ham sandwich 30. See, I can't. See, they're so backwards. They need to be John Gobb. Not that I don't like ham sandwiches, but.

Bunch a copy cat. It's not like it's your thing. I don't put it on my signature. What are you? Like Mr. Gobind. Ham sandwich. I hope he comes up with it. I hope his new one is like John Gobbeng guides.com.

That's what he needs to. Just writes it on everything. Yeah, just get rid of ham sandwich. John. Well, he ain't cap him yet. How do you become a captain? You got to take a test. Who decided that?

Boat captain. The United States Coast Guard. Hey, got to have a boat captain. Yeah, you start paying. You start, see, Gawbun got an aluminum boat money. You look great too when you make some. Yeah, maybe. What got a boat, Mark, Godwin got?

C.R. Aluminum boat. That's right. From my neighbors up in Monticella, Arkansas. We need a boat. Why the state of Arkansas built all the boats, too? That's something. Most of them comes from.

They build bass boats. Yeah. Yeah, they build them. I bet. And Delcott is boats. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. See, Arc Express, Ranger, all them folks out of there.

Bass cat. Everybody. My brother-in-law sent me a boat this morning. I, John, I can't do it. Hey, you can't buy a house and a boat. You guys have stopped somewhere now. He just wants to buy everything. Yeah.

Well. He wants to buy a boat now. Where do you do it? He's rolling your. Rollin your. I was. so thirsty when I got here I was glad I found that water on the ground. Have you, are you a year now?

What? By whatever you're doing. Oh, so I was trying to do 10,000 steps every day for a year. Yeah. Today will be day 365. Well, you did it. Nope. It's a leap year.

Yeah. Well, what's stepping in a leap? Well, the leap year don't count for you until four years from now. Leap alone. No, because I had to go January 29th to January 29th. And then I was like, how I'm on day 364? and it's not adding up right. What's happened?

Leapier. He done got to. So I got to walk around circles today and tomorrow. Hey, they got to leave. They forgot to leap. So when you hit 10,000 steps tomorrow, you're going to go like hit some ice cream or something?

No, Wednesday night we're eating pizza. Where at? My house. I'm crushing. I'm going to eat two of. Y'all heard that. That's an invite. That's an invite.

I went hardcore in January and lost all the weight I gained over Christmas. I've lost 15 pounds. in like three weeks. Good for you, man. Well, no, it's not good. I want a pizza. Well, and I'm angry about it. Good news for you is we're all coming over Wednesday night.

Tell Allison to make more dinner. Make more pizza. Si be there. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh, that probably. I have a yearn for pizza. What would that do to your kids? Now that they're obsessed with Duck Dynasty,

Si, I just come walking in for pizza night. Oh, they would love it. Hey, oh, no, no, listen to this. So, they're officially Duck Dynasty fanatics. in my house. I got chanted at Philip. They chanted at me. I was like, what do y'all want to watch? And all of a sudden, all three of them were, duck,

dynasty, duck, dynasties, duck, and I was like, whoa, whoa, no, I don't like this. They're like, duck, dynasty, duck. And so I was like, okay, I'll put it on. So now they have a hatred for the beaver with sye, and I kid you not. I haven't seen a beaver in... Ever.

Who knows how long. Yeah. We're driving home, leaving Jason's yard. And from Seale Beaver. Going to Stone's yard, there's just this giant wet beaver in the rain. I was like, look, boys, there's it.

And they were like, let's kill it. And I was like, okay, no. It's a neighborhood one. I know. That's, yeah, you probably killed a neighborhood beef. All right, he's going to stop something like. I took a picture of it, though.

They were so excited. It's even funnier. It's leaving Jason's house. Yeah, Jason, you got a beaver in your yard. Probably in his pool. It was nasty looking. Yeah, lock it up. Oh, that would be rough.

I'll take care of him when squirrel season opens over there. Oh, I got a picture of him, but Stone's house is in the background. He's just the friendly neighborhood. Beaver. Yeah. I guess he was headed to Willie's Pond. He's up to no good. Yeah, he's headed to the big pond, probably.

He's up to no good, though, boys. Yeah. There you go. He needs a bullet size, yeah. Do they hate Philip yet? Has Philip made an appearance to the villain? No, Philip has a. Oh, Philip.

You did make the appearance at the yard sale. and I didn't recognize you for a minute and I was like, what on earth? That was the craziest thing ever happened. I'm watching this and he's coming down the hill on that stupid tractor or lawnmower. And I go in there and I'm talking

to Phil and I said, where does Willie find these idiots? Phil said, what are you talking about? I said, hey, that is it that just drove up on the lawnmower with it backfire in his prices. And he said, that's Phil McBill. That's your boy.

I said, no, that ain't Philip Macbill. I said, we play poker every Friday, son. That ain't him. I said, I don't know. Who's that clown is? Wrong answer. He walks in. He walks in, takes off the wig, takes off tattoos and all.

I said, okay, you got me. Carter is going to struggle because he way too literal with Phil's role. Like, Carter's going to show back here for this podcast. Phil's going to be here. He's just going to, like, growl. at you or something. He's going to be one of the people who sends a nasty email. No,

I'm going to get him a special book with presidents before we have that. Yeah, I'm like, there's one way to his heart. Presidents, Vietnam and Duck Dynasty. And he hadn't stopped talking about going hunting. Saturday we woke up.

Dad, are you about to teach me how to shoot a shotgun? It's like, we got his things today. Yeah. Sunday we woke up, Dad, is today the day I learned to shoot?

No, and I, Hey, youth days this weekend, if you just want to rip the mandate off. No. No, next year. He knows he's going next year.

I think I am going to buy him like a 410 or something for a lot. That's a good one. Get him a 410. That's a good one. I looked up 28 gauges. Them people that got them, they got. Oh, they're proud of them. They got boat money like Justin Martin.

Yeah, they're proud of them. Yeah. You got a one? Oh, yeah, he got one. Yeah, I ain't got one. What, 28 gauge, I got a few of them. I got a problem. And I know that.

I didn't know that that that was going to be the bell of the ball of shotgun. It is right now. That is the shotgun. Yeah. If you hunt quail, that is the shotgun. Doves, ducks. It's plenty for everything.

I killed a bunch of turkey. Then I like to do it because I like, you know, you know, you always talk about bad by shotgun capability. Yeah, Johnny D. Let me grab that 28. Just keep on. Let me grab that 28 guys and show you boys a few tricks. But we can get him on that 410,

then we can swap to the 28th. his duck and he'll never know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I probably don't buy him a 4-10. Look, 4-10. It is a excellent weapon. Because I looked at TP and spotted dog here locally.

Put a slug in it. It's a deer-kill machine. 28-gages. This is going to have to get another job. 4-10, hey, put a slug in it. Wack him deer. Nobody's a better marksman than Martin. Huh?

No, I ain't no good. Hey, when we went, when we were in Wisconsin, Martin jumps up and shoots 10 out of 10 skeets. Nobody had done it all day. And I don't know if they did it after we left. Oh, somebody else done it. Did they have one guy? That's a lot of pressure.

Another young boy, dude. That's a pressure when they say, hey, get up here and shoot in front of, you know, a hundred people. Ah, ain't no thing. Well, you must have been practicing on the sneak. It's all apart. No, I don't practice. I don't shoot anymore. I only shoot when season's open.

He don't need to practice. Practice. It takes me about a week to get dialed in a hunting. We're talking about practice? Then once I get dialed in. Yeah, it's a bad deal for them. Talking about practice. What about if you just have a bad day?

You can. I know, what happens there? Generally, I found, like, I had one, the first day it got really cold on the first cold snap. I missed a milder drake on the water at 20 yards. You told him. You told us about that, yeah. Missed him completely.

Like, and I said, not this ain't it, boys. And I took my outside jacket off because I was like, well, I didn't want to get cold. give me a flare. I just took off, because everything felt right. Yeah. But it obviously wasn't right. So I was like, nope, okay, got rid of that.

Next one, dead. Dead. I was like, okay, yeah, we're fine. So a lot of times just something goofy with clothes and getting in a bind and all kinds of things. But, you know, man, other than that. Like I went, what, day four yesterday? Yeah. Five shells.

That's all I can shoot. I mean, I, I, four. You went hunting and only took five shells? Oh, I took more than that, but I killed four maller drakes and a bullspring. And, I mean, that's my limit. Like, I didn't have an opportunity at another off duck. So, like, that was what I towed it out of there. It kind of, when you get good, it's fun, but it kind of, I mean, it's also over pretty quick.

It don't take long. That's the bad side of it. Yeah. Yeah. And when you're trying to film it, sometimes you need it to take a little bit longer. So, but, you know. Martin got big issues. He's just too good at hunt.

No, just to, I mean, I just get dialed in at the end of the year with a shotgun. Oh, yeah. Which is why I back down. Like, I try to use different guns and smaller guns and try to add a little more to it. But that last few days, I broke out my old 20 gauge, just for bunnies to see if I still had it. If you're on them, you still got it? Oh, yeah. If you're on them, you don't need that big truck gauge.

No. I can kill them just as far over the 28-year. Well, just get them into decoys, and you don't need nothing. That's why Martin said. I'm not shooting any more pheasants. All you boys can shoot the pheasants. And then... I started on them peed.

He dialed in on the pigeons. That didn't pigeons was harsh. And they were fast. That was fun. Then pigeons were fun. How fast you think the pigeons were flying seriously? They were moving, so... Why'd you have to say seriously?

Because I want to say, I want him to tell me. No, no, because... Not joking. All the speeds, like for the ducks, if you read it in the book, they beat that speed. Then pigeon? Yeah. Then pigeons, if they threw out... that tower on the downhill cell were rolling, son.

That was fun. Look, they knew what was going on. The rest of them, I don't understand why the rest of them don't get it. Why they don't climb up there and then they're going. Well, no, no. Hey, the pigeons get it. No. You shoot at me one year and I survive?

I'm out. Well, when I come out of there, hey, I fix to come out of there and, hey, we fix to do some maneuvers, boys. Maneuvering. What's the guesstimated speed? I don't know. It's tough to say. On a downhill cell, man, stuff moves fast.

Pigeon. Like hunting with Jason. He called a shot on some woodies on a downhill sale. And by the time I got up, the lead part of them, which is what I should have been shooting because they're coming from his end. So I should be shooting. And I'm on other end blind. I should be shooting a front duck. By the time I got up, then front three were past me.

And I said, oh, I'm getting old boys. not quick enough. Like they just, I wouldn't quick enough. Well, that's why I want to, they've got it if they chose a critical of it. 93? 93 miles an hour? I can see that.

They say, okay, the fastest duck alive is the can't stack. Yeah, he can cruise at like 70 or something like that. I've actually, I've actually been in the Delta, been in the right fields on both sides road, and Green Wings Hill was going with me. and I clocked that sucker.

I'm running 75 and he's just cruising. He's got a cruise control. On a downhill sail. Yeah, when you add gravity. You can double that. When you add gravity in to help them. Because look, when you say, okay, look, oh, that's a bunch of duck and they look like mosquitoes.

And then a couple of guys that are good with duck calls go, and them suckers. and then they're in the decoys three seconds later. Okay, so hey, yeah, on a downhill cell. That's moving. But I didn't think of pigeon flu, nine. Nine three miles of nires rolling, boys. I guarantee you.

Especially doing it coming out of towers. You know, after they just got woke up. Oh, yeah. Oh, they've been awake. They shook the cage. No, yeah. No, they've been awake. They knew.

Yeah. They heard the shooting. Yeah. When that boy walked in there with that crate, they said, uh-oh, today's a day. No, no. Don't roll snake eyes, boys. Hey, the first year we hunted there, they turned loose a total of 500, a pheasants, quail. Chuckers.

Chuckers. Them three was 500, you know, total together. We killed every one of them. I think they have like 50 pigeons they done and I think I don't I miss I shot at about eight of them yeah I ain't cut a feather I put a pretty good deal in them

I think they may have killed one yeah after we done to kill 500 other birds flying out they kill one pigeon and pigeon no pigeon baby side we need to go pigeon hunt you know they do that stuff now they got like pigeon

Well, no, no, they got it in Central Park. They do it in New York City. Well, but I'm saying, like, they put out decoys, and, like, they decoy pigeons. Like, you shoot pigeons backpedaling. Okay. Oh, that would be fun. Like, you go out to, like, feed yards and, like, Arizona and stuff, and you just lay the wood. Well, that's like, that's like crows.

Crows are fun to hook. He's just a really big dove. I mean, he eats fine. I call it. Does he really? Oh, yeah, he eats fine. He looks tougher than a dove. The European collar.

Yeah. All he is is a pigeon. They're good to eat. Yeah. him between a dove and a pigeon. That pigeon is a little bit tougher. He takes a little more TLC to cook. But he's good.

Yeah, you got to know how to cook. He's a funny looking rascal. Pigeon? Yeah. Once you see him dead and hold on. Yeah. We killed a few in Texas and they had a blue tent to them. Yeah, they got some colors.

I was scared to eat them, but them other boys took them. They're like, oh, yeah, they'll eat fine. Yeah, they ain't no problem with it. Where are we at? We got emails. We got voicemails? I got tons of stuff. Size not.

dead, baby. He's really alive. Yeah, hello at duck callroom.com. That's the email address. Be sure if you're listening to us, leave us a rating review on all the major, wherever you're listening to us at. Five stars, let your fans find us if you don't like us. Why are you still listening? We're 400 and something into this, so you just need a reason to gripe. Leave a review and come see us. Hey, you met somebody the other day and her name was Harper. Little girl? Yeah. Little girl. Yeah, she was awesome, man. Yeah. And it's her birthday coming up. Happy 10th birthday, Harper, in February. I think I was early but yeah no yeah from Pennsylvania yeah right yeah no they said we actually

saw martin I said well was they at the grocery store they're like a duck a matter I said he was working I'm proud on a Friday afternoon like three o'clock they said is anybody else here I said no I was I was shocked right I said no it's Friday they go yeah and then another guy we've both met uh his name's lake lakeis from North Dakota he was just diagnosed with leukemia Um, big fan of the show. So I just wanted to give him a shout out for a second, let him know that we're praying for him. What's his name? Lakers, L-A-Y-K-A-S.

Okay. I don't, I remember meeting his whole family because he's got like a bazillion brothers and sisters. That happens up there in them northern states. Yep. Well, it's just North Carolina. No, North Dakota. That's what I'm talking about. And got nothing else going on.

It's cold winter, son. You ain't one way to stay warm. Um, and then last email of the day is from Kyle. Kyle Ting. Kyle. No, not Kylie Tingua. Oh. Kyle's definitely from Alabama, but.

Roll time. I don't know how to feel about this, so we're just going to go through the whole thing and get size opinion. Okay. So my girlfriend of one and a half years broke up with me. Yeah. Because I chose to hunt with my dad and grandpa instead of going to dinner with her and her parents. Yeah, that ain't the only reason she broke up. I canceled on her the day of because my grandpa decided.

decided he wanted to go. So naturally, I went. Feel like I dodged a bullet here. Just wanted to get y'all's take on this situation. Yeah. Is this like of the gladiators? Thumbs down. Call her. He didn't have to.

She called him. Well, I'm just saying, hey, call her. You know, she's done you a favor. Did she do it by text message? If so, send us the text message. Oh, my God. It's actually become one of my favorite things to read. Well, no, no.

Why are you laughing, Hunter? or ain't laughing. He's shaking. He's been with you for a year and a half. That's the question I have. What else was going down here? No, no. It's something else. But here's the deal. She don't like you hunting.

Well, hey, you come from a hunting family. But also, you've got to give somebody more than like 20 minutes notice. If you had plans and then you bail on your girlfriend's plan. I don't think this was the first time he pulled that move. And she probably got sick of it. But there ain't going to be no girl in the world.

that you just keep continually bailing on it. They're not going to be happy. That's not hunting too much. That's bailing on somebody. So if you keep bailing on people to go do whatever you want to do, you're going to keep getting done. Yeah. Yeah, that happened.

Man's going to have a... Man happens. You can ask Brittany right now. She's about sick and tired of being a hunting season widow right now. I heard about it because my wife went to Target yesterday, ran into Brittany, and she said, boy, Brittany, she's tired of Martin hunting. Yeah.

Well, it gets like it. It's been a long run. Hey, it's a grind for the person doing it. Especially when it ain't no good. Yeah. That's the issue. Like, when you go out there and you work your butt off to get ducks on camera. And look, there's a lot worse things you could be doing.

And if I was just duck hunting, I could still kill plenty. Like, but getting them lined up for everybody to watch on camera over decoys, that crap's hard, man. That stuff is just, it's tough to do. And after about two weeks, because these last two weeks, been rough on you, boy. Because they just do everything but that. And it's like, well, and then I don't shoot them because I, man, I'm not starving to death.

You actually get down on yourself because you said, well, it must be doing something wrong. Well, I'm convinced they're deaf. I ain't got it right. Ducks are deaf? Yeah, because I know my duck all sound good. I mean, the ones I kill prove that. That has done been proven.

I know it's sound good. But look, you got to communicate, okay? You just can't drop a bomb like this. You got to communicate throughout that whole year and a half, and apparently they weren't communicating. And she got sick of it, he got sick of it. And they gone. Well, by the way, Brittany tell you why she was able to go to Target?

Because Dad took all the boys, so I don't want to hear nothing. Pipe down. She was saying how glad she was that she did that. And that stupid fly again. My kids have been sick all week, so Allison been stuck at home with them. So basically, they both ended up at Target at the same time. They didn't buy nothing. They just sat there and talked for 45.

Yeah, because we had the kids. Yeah. But Brittany knows that you're going to take those boys. You know what I mean? That's part of the deal. Every once in a while you've got to escape. You got to do your part. Agreed because they ain't been, we've got one with an ear infection

and the other one just in a bad mood in general. So it's been tough. I mean, like I saw yesterday. Yesterday morning, it was like WWE, son. They was just mad. Oh, yeah. And they can't take it out on me. But they can take it out on each other.

My kids... I mean, like top rope stuff. Like, I mean, it's a good one. We had some coachable moments yesterday, buddy. My kids just finally got energy so they just won't stop talking and moving. Oh, just put them on Doug Dynasty in a blanket, son. You'll be fine.

No, they do flips the whole time they're watching that. Anyways, leave us a voicemail. 318-215-65-9 is the phone number. I was prepared this time. Well, look at us, though, being two good dads on a Sunday, giving our women a day off. Yeah, for sure, because I was not just sitting in my room with the door closed doing what... All years old enough, you can do that.

Mine still require lots of hands-on-on-one. Hands-on attention on. Mine can use scissors and everything. Yeah. Dad, open this. Do it yourself. I'm hungry. Well, feed yourself.

It's called a microwave. You hit start and mac and cheese pops out in two and a half minutes. See, now I'm kind of low-key mad at cheer. Yeah. Living the dream, man. You are. All right, Hunter. 215-659.

Area code 318. Hey, this is Jennifer. I'll wait and tell you where I'm from. My question is for Uncle Si. Just curious, what are all the names of your grandchildren? And can you tell me something special about each one of them that you like? And I'm from a little town in southeast Georgia. Also, I'm...

South Carolina. South Alabama. I'm terrified for Syrac now. Yeah, me too. Let's hear where she's from. South Georgia. South Georgia. Oh, Val Dostra.

There you go. Anyways, I finally got one right. This is dangerous because we were with Willie the other day. Could not name his grandkids. Not by their real name. He named them what he called him, like, hey, hey, and Juju and Gigi, but he had no idea. Smokie McMockerton. That's why I would tell you, I would tell you.

you, okay, well, Christine should be here. She could tell you about all of them. Okay, and you brought up that you like. Okay. All eight of them are destructos. All boys. Okay, they're all boys and they, you know, Christine had a lot of knickknacks people who gave her over the year.

Some she had made herself. These are like antique stuff. and one of my grandsons climbed and was chucking him off watching him crash. Brubble. His mother finally got him and said, come here, Wyatt. We got one. We got one. We got one.

Got him. Wyatt said, hey, you see that man over there? That's where you get your hard headiness. You're not going to beat him. He's going to whip you every time you do what you're doing. when Pum-Poo Pum-Paw says no. Hey, it's really no. You don't do it again.

It's not a suggestion. Yeah, this is not an option. It's not optional. You do it again, I'm going to blister that behind again. So we got one out of eight, the bad one. Well, no, no, okay, like Traces is, okay, Brady's the oldest. Good, Chris. I saw that ain't bad.

Well, no, Brady. Snapy. Snappy. No. Snap's his face. Snappy, makes snappers. Always.

Hey, this happens very regularly now. Okay. Jackson. That's my kid. White? He's naming Martin's kids. White and Jackson.

Blake. So we've had, we've had. And McCray. McCray. Okay. Okay. And I never can't.

And I never can remember his name. I don't know why. Cut that, edit that. We don't want that to go out. Why not? Because it's going to hurt their feelings. No, it ain't hurt their feelings. They know that way I am.

My grandpa called me like four names every time. Ryan, John, he, like, it just eventually gets my... Well, that's like when my mother. If my mother ever used my full name, I was fixing to get a boat one. So we got three out of eight. Not bad. Have I ever told you all the story about how I totally destroyed an entire car of my...

Logan, Connor. Okay. Wyatt. Wyatt. Okay. Brady. That's three on one side. Oh.

Then you said Brady. That's on the other side. That's the other side. Brady and Jackson, he got those. I can't tell you. I never can't remember his oldest son's name. Scott. I'm looking at him right now with glasses and all of those.

Is his name Scott? No. Five out of eight, though. That ain't bad. For that, for his eight. If I thought about it for, why. They, hey, they pay you big money in the major leagues for that. I ain't worried back.

He can remember stuff when he has to. Mm-hmm. When I was a kid, I destroyed my papal's entire vehicle. What is the one I didn't get with? I put bird seed in the gas tank. He helps handicapped kids, and he's handicapped himself. Who? What are we talking about?

Hey, Caden. Yes. Caden. So there you go. You got all of them. Yeah. Okay. That's just to prove you're alive.

Somebody else has texted me aside. dad. Hey. Put your camera off again. Uh-oh. I'm afraid what you might do. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

We got a new picture coming out, maybe. We don't want to sign. Not really. I'm going to be nice. Oh, Lord have mercy. Well, there you go. You got six at eight. All right.

That ain't bad. I bet Abraham didn't know all his grandkids' names. I'd hope not. Even when they listed them, I couldn't say half of them. Their names are not. it because they never pay attention to it anyway. They don't use them. What diamond in the rough if you got?

I got you a Bible verse just for you, Sigh. Isaiah 464, even to your old age and gray hairs, I am he, I am he who will sustain you, I have made you, and I will carry you, I will sustain you, and I will rescue you.

Ding. There you go. Even when Sye's old, Lord's full with him. We're there. We're there. We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duckcar Report. We're out.