Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Takes a Power Nap Mid-Episode & the Boys Keep Rolling

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

Uncle Si claims he nearly ran over a “body” on the side of the road, which sets off a chain of wild back-road stories involving deer, cows, alligators, and one legendary moment when Phil wound up fist-fighting a buzzard inside his truck. Martin and John Luke wish Si’s everyday life could be a video game, and John-David’s son, Carter, pops in fresh off his scene-stealing “Lion King” performance to effortlessly take over while full-on Si snoozes. The boys address the eternal mystery of how Si can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, without warning. Carter's Play: https://www.youtube.com/live/8ddYMV9m8u0 - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey guys, we shot a Thanksgiving special. John Luke came in here. We played video games with Uncle Si. It was wild and wacky. And go check that out. It came out on Thanksgiving Day on our YouTube channel. But this episode just so happens to be, Sai's so good at telling stories.

We had like 20 minutes of basically our podcast start before we started that. So we're going to tune into that. Then we're going to cut over. We Brian Carter, my son, who was playing the Lion King play of Zazu. It was wacky and wild. And Carter told a lot of crazy. stories. So enjoy this

episode. It is your typical just us sitting in a room talking. John Luke can be anything. That's his mold of operation. He can be anything or anybody. It's true, John Luke. That's true.

There you know. He lives his life. That's all of my life. That story of his life. Because the other day I was watching Unashamed, not like the whole thing, like the clips. You know, the good part. And John Luke had like a Komodo dragon on there Oh, it's bearded dragon? The bearded dragon.

Do you feed that thing crickets? Yes. You do? Yeah. Where do you buy them? Yeah. He ate some food doing. Oh, we're family, man.

Oh. I did eat crickets. I did think about coming to get crickets. I sell crickets all day to... The only thing I've ever seen to eat is lettuce. Yeah. He eats a lot of lettuce. He eats mostly lettuce and some crickets.

Oh, he's a vegetarian. Yeah, mostly. Yeah. Or he's both. he's squash all kinds of stuff yesterday I thought I lost him he wasn't in there I dug around for like 10 minutes

and he was under it he was dug yeah dug up underneath yeah I was hoping he was at John Davis they get what I thought someone stole them they get cold or get warm but then that's when they dig in

they're cold blooded well if it's if they're in Louisiana right now it's because they're warm it's 85 degrees what a great place to live that's another thing A snake does the same thing. A snake will get in shallow water

and sit there and quiver his coils until it gets completely covered up with sand. The only, the only, because, hey, I was chasing my girlfriend. We were swimming. What? Look, I was chasing, and we ran through. And he got the quivering? No, no.

No, no. We ran through a big mud puddle on the sandbar. You know, and here's how bad I am about. snakes. I ran through there and then just jumped out of the water and I said, whoa! She just, what's the matter? I said, I'd just like to step on a snake.

She said, where? I said, in that mud puddle. And when I went back there, look, you can see his coils before it, you know, the outline because it's something on sand sunk down. His coil was like this.

My footprint was, I mean, right next to it. And when I stepped there, I felt that sucker. That's how crazy I'm about snakes. And when I got to looking, there was five more coals

in that little poop. The whole family. I said, I was so lucky I didn't get bit. So what you're saying is you were surrounded by soon. Oh, no, no. I mean, I ran through a bus. So five of them. I know we have plans,

but how did that snake not drown, Martin? I don't know. And snakes not drown? No. I'm assuming he had his nose up out of the water. No. Snakes can't drown? No.

Because that day happened, they get in the mud and go to sleep. Yeah, but in the summertime on Red River, he can't do that. I'm just saying, hey, hey. He's an ectotherm. It happened. But they can drown? Well, their body's shut. I don't think they're drowned.

I ain't ever tried to. I don't think they can drown. It seems like if you tie the cinder block to one. and put him at the bottom of a pond he'd be dead there for long so that's what i was thinking well what alligator does the same thing yeah he yeah he slows he goes into like a hibernation well snakes do it too but he keeps his nose above water alligator huh snakes does it too they go in hibernation i found one one one time with his nose stuck through the ice scared me to death like when it froze over and i went out there we were duck hunting i think walter was with me of all people that's one other hey he didn't have walter on here

Young Matthew Hill. If I'd found him, I got me a big dive and just said, what, the alligator? No. Oh. Whatever sat his head above water in the ice. No, that was alligator. He just had a little nose stuck up through the water.

He heard of algae. We found one. We found one that froze to death. An alligator? He's just laying on the bag. Yeah, alligator, about six foot long. He was just, you know, we thought, oh, whoa. I thought he was alive.

Looked the hamstered. No, he ain't laugh. Then you put him in the back of your car in about halfway home He woke up and started to attack him. I have heard that though, a guy shooting a deer. Through a deer in the back of his trunk. Then that's how you hear, you see hoofs coming through the trunk. Was his name Chris Farley?

No, the back seat. The back seat. Hoofs coming through the back seat. That deer tore that whole rear end of that car slam up. He busted all two windows on each side, just shredded the seat. and the back, and then he punched holes all through the back of the car. He said, knock the headlights. I mean, the back lights out.

On TBS about 15 years ago? No. That was a buddy mine. He was shooting a dough illegally. Did he set? Well, I'm just saying, hey, he did it. Did he sell brake pads? No, he was a mechanic.

That brings me to my next one. He was a mechanic. He was a mechanic. No, no, look. He tried to pick that old beat up car after that deer got to him. No, couldn't do it. What is with the deer of this town right now? A deer will tear a car up.

Well, yeah. What about it? If you put him inside or if he hits it on the outside. There's deer everywhere on the side of roads in this town right now. Oh, no. And then one ran into my brother-in-law's truck this morning. Just ran into it. No, no, you sure ran into his truck or did he chase it in a ditch?

No, I said, you hit a deer? He goes, no, it hit me. And then I was like, well, where is it? But he just left it. Well, you can't do it on a little. Why not? It's bloodshot. I tried to save one and I run over one time.

Took it, took it in, and I worked at a golf course in Huntsville. So I'm going into work, deer comes out, and look, he hits the right side of my car. Well, I just, y'all, he starts spinning. Now I knock him down. He starts spinning while I just, I'm following him. He finally slides in a ditch. I pull up inside him, open the back, throw the deer in the back, slam the door, go to work. Back in, y'all, open.

open one of the bay doors back in. The next thing I do, I got him hung up on a change deal, and the cleaning him, and the boss comes in, he said, what are you doing? I said, what did you look like? Had you clocked in? Yeah. Absolutely.

I said, what are you doing? I said, what did you look like? He said, it looks like you got a deer hung up in the golf course. And I said, well, I run over, and he did him in my right fender. I said, he ain't getting away with that. I fixed to eat this sucker. So I skinned him out, try to cut the back straps out.

They're all bloodshot, bad, can't do it. I said, well, let me see if I can't go a quarter of the highing quarters. No, same thing, them thing are all bloodshot, busted. And I said, I can't believe. I ain't get no deer if he's done to him a car up. Sucker? So you can't eat a deer that you've hit. Can't do it, bloodshot.

I bet we get an email that. says to the contrary. Well, hey, you might, hey, if it can, tell me how you've done it. Because one idea I tried to gut him and cut him up, couldn't eat. Oh, don't tell him how to do it. Because the next episode is going to be Uncle Siah hits a deer. Don't do that. Oh, I'm just standing for that.

Let him avoid him. No, no. I just figured out he ought to let me eat him since he tore my car up. Well, did you try to eat that bridge? Huh? Did you try to eat the bridge at Willie's house? No. Well, it tore your truck up.

It just went out of wood. Well, I'm out I don't know I don't know Yeah But I've never hit a deer But I've always thought If I do

I'm at least gonna throw it in the back And Nah, can't do it I hit one You hit one good It blood shots It's blood shots to meet Thanks your horse

It's not edible I hit one going By 60 miles an hour With my boat behind me Did you eat him? No It was like June Did you flip him

Huh? Did you flip him? No he had one He had his nose In the driver's side Headlight And his rear end At the passenger's

Headlight He got, I'm talking about direct yet. Tea boned him. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here.

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Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic. hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Triedails beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash.

That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. The best thing I ever seen that's been hit by a car was a big, giant, black angus cow. And hey, no, no, no, no. And here's the best part about it. What, you know what he was hit by? A civic. No. A Model T.

No. A BW. A B.W. Bub Beedle. Hit a black Angus cow? Yeah. My brother was driving. His car.

Which one? Jim Frank. Oh. Look, he comes around the curb. There's a black angus. You can't see him. He's black. Glenn's in at night.

No, no, it's at night. So, hey, the next thing you happen is, hey, he just looked and he finally sees the legs. So he just straddles in between the legs. Look, hey, he hits this big old black angus cow. Look, and hit it. Well, he just rolls over the beetle and just crushes it in. he had to crawl out of it because it had just crushed the

the beetle oh it was hilarious he comes if this ends up on the next fast he comes driving it and had the wonder roll down driving it like like this because the whole hood was caved in

and the whole thing the only thing I can think of is oh no George not the livestock livestock livestock I hate so he He aimed for between the legs. And I, and made it.

Okay. And look. What happened to the car? He didn't kill him. He didn't even kill the cow. It just rolled him over. And when he looked back, the cow got up and wandered off in the woods. It had to cut something, though.

Well, I mean, it may have hurt him, but hey, he walked. He walked. He walked away. Oh, yeah. He got hit in between the legs by a car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It hurts. That was the funniest-looking thing. you'd have won't see in your life. My brother driving up with a window with his head stuck out and the roof, I mean literally, caved it in evilly. So in the old story of the cow versus the beetle, the cow wins.

The cow wins. Okay. The cow actually got up after being rolled and walked up in the woods. My uncle Johnny, John Luke's Tupoppa, actually taught a valuable lesson to my dad one time about cows and cars. You never swerve for any animal.

Except a cow. They were driving one time, and a large animal, larger than most, was there. And dad was like, oh, no. And Johnny just, boom, poop. He goes, never swerve, dangerous, except for cows. Never slow up. Never day. Hey, if sudden movements, you're in trouble.

Well, I'll tell you another thing, too, you don't want to do. Okay. You got a dead animal in the middle of the highway? You don't want to eat him. And no, and there's a couple of buzzers on him. Don't eat them. Don't serve at the buzzards. You better slow down.

Yeah. Because if you think just driving by, that's the time you drive by, guess what? They flop up, birds get up. Windshield territory. Oh, yeah. And then, hey, they're in the front seat. You or your pickup.

Because that happened to Phil. Phil? Yeah, he just slowed down. He didn't slow down the next thing. Hey, he's fighting. Okay. Not only the caved-in windshield, he's got a mad buzzard in the front street with him and fighting him.

No, no. I'm serious. Look, that stupid bird pecked him, clawed him. Okay. But he finally got him and threw him out at the window. But after he, I mean, he had done pecked him and clawed him. How do you sit by this guy every week? I can't do this.

It's a learned process. Generally, when I sit by side, we got a guest and they're telling the story and he's all into it. I've never had to be like by the main character. This is weird. When he's telling you about buzzards and Phil throwing them out. Hey, I'm telling you,

that's why, hey, look, the buzzard would have beat me. Here's my advice for kids that just learning how to drive. Always drive defensively. I had to take that class a few times. Okay,

so look, you never know what you're going to run into. It could be a black angus cow. A buzzard A buzzard A buzzard A bird He's knocked the windshield

Inside with you Now so you got One shield all over you And then you got a buzzard Under the windshield Okay He's bad So yeah

Is there anything nastier than a buzzard? Oh no That reminds me We go to duck hunting And we had the We're going to let you use a prop one day No It's fine

We had a blind up on stilt pretty high. Oh, yeah. Now, we got video of this. And, look, we had the theater seats in this duck blind. Theater seats. Yeah, somebody had went to a theater or had found them in a junkyard. So we put them in the duck blind for seats.

Oh, I thought you know. Well, hey, next thing we do, we go to duck hunting there. And when we get there, we're talking, good, geez, you know, it's dark. Tell me, what is that awful smell? You know, it's like that commercial. Damn! What? Oh, I had a pee on it.

Yeah, there's a pee there. Okay. But no, that's what I'm trying. I didn't say the other one. I said, damn. Okay. But anyway, hey, next time, go with moist.

It was horrible. So finally somebody turned the light on. Well, hey, there's a buzzard nest in there. A buzzer? Guess what's all around the buzzard nest? Oh, bones. Bones. Bones.

Bones with meat and junk all over them, green slime. Yeah. You're talking about gross. Well, we hope you're having a good Thanksgiving, everyone. I hope your turkey car. I can go buy a turkey. I hope you're having conversation at dinner and not watching us. But, hey, that's just some of the things that you run into when you're out in the wilderness.

Or in a beetle. Driving the around. Or just going down the asphalt. Yeah. Yeah. Well, didn't know we were going with roadkill. And life goes on. Believe it or not.

Almost had a roadkill alligator yesterday. That's kind of interesting for November. That's one thing you don't want to run over. A cow? No, an alligator. What's worse? A cow or an alligator. I saw somebody hit an alligator.

That's why you see all these tires that blow out on 18-wheeler's. That's why they call them alligators. Because when one of them was curled up in the road, you run over it, you fix and have a big repair bill on your vehicle. I thought it's just because they look like alligators. No. How foolish of me. No, no.

Hey, them things are tear a vehicle up. An alligator? No. The stupid blown-out tire off of 18-wheeler. Because once you hit it, then there's a reaction. It gets hit. Well, it hits back. But what about hitting an alligator?

Well, that's same thing. You hit him? Okay, all right. I see. I'm tracking. He hits back. Unless you kill him outright. Aligator kind of a shame.

Then you're going to run over, and it's like running over a hawk. Same thing. How many animals have you hit? Oh, no. Hey, I just tell you. Is it? Every animal there is. No, it's,

feel hit a hog too. And I mean, hey, it wasn't a little one. It was a big one. About 400 pounds. I have zero first-hand experience. These are all stories from his brothers.

No, no. Any of them ever hit a human? Huh? Any of them ever hit a human? Well, I was accused of it. Okay, okay, okay. No, no, no, I was. No way.

Look, because I went, look. What? It's 4.30, duck hunting season. Oh, this one. 4.30, I'm heading down to Phil's lair. It's laying in the road. Look, I come around a curving the road, and I think it's a garbage bag. You never want to hit those either.

Well, no, no. So look, it's in my lane. It's in my lane, so I slow down, get into the other lane, and go around it. And it just struck me crazy when I went around and looked at it. And when I got it passed it, I was going. going on and I thought I said surely that wasn't a body bum bum so I go on down to the layer cue the Netflix music yeah no so hey then there here comes here comes stone and he said oh man did you just kill somebody and I said what are you talking about he said I just stop for a body

line in the road and I said I thought I should have stopped and backed up check that. I said, I thought it might be a potty. I said, you're not pulling my leg. Then Jay's drove up. Jay said the same thing. Yo, Jay said, we thought you'd just kill it. He said, that's the first thing. Stone when he's seen it. Stone said, oh, the old man's run over somebody. He got him, one. Well, I'm glad that didn't. Yeah, he ended up all right, huh? No, no, no. James got out with a pistol in his hand. Oh, boy. Okay. Because he didn't, you know, you never know what you're going to. run up on down there.

If you're sleeping. That's a true statement. In the middle of the street, I would go. And he was on a stretch of road where everybody dumps their deer bodies too. Yeah. So. Yeah. You're always finding and seeing like deer legs where somebody's chopped a deer leg off.

Yeah. A whole bunch of that guts. You know, buzzers on the side of the road, stuff like that. Well, you know, they both. So they, they call the law and said, hey, look, come down here. There's someone laying in the middle of the highway. And they said, well, is he dead? And they said, no, he's alive.

I don't know what he's on. Not yet. Yeah, he's not dead yet, but hey, I don't know what he's on, but, hey, y'all need to come get him. And here I was thinking we were going to play a video game. Yeah. I thought we were having a special episode. Oh, hey. Rans and repeat, baby.

Well, hey, I'll give you an alert. If you go south on 34 and go down the red coat loop, be careful. Be a defensive driver. Be a defensive driver. There's never any telling what you're going to see down there on 34 and Red Cut Loop. You know, because I mean, I think... For all the people listening that drive that route. That's a specific route.

Okay, 4.30 in the morning. See something white up there? Well, it's about 18 degrees out. Okay. It's cold. It's a Yeti. You know? And I come by this.

I come by this. What I saw from a distance was white. well it's a it's a young man in his underwear what that's all he's got on pair of underwear been there you know this is out on that road this is 430 a.m. in the morning it's cold timing checks out you know and I'm talking about okay wait this was you no it wasn't me I'm just saying I bet it was just somebody and you just me good to see it good morning oh I didn't say good morning too much I just went around him and went on ducking. You didn't offer him a ride?

Nope. Probably was. Another time coming around the corner, okay? What is this? There's an abandoned vehicle with a trailer on the back of it. Dead in the middle of the road. Yeah? Yeah, I'm sorry.

That's your brakes. By brakes. Yeah. You know what I'm saying. Yeah. And, hey, it's just a couple of dudes in a pickup truck that broke down. And, hey, they didn't even push it off. side the highway.

You're just sitting there in the dark. That's not as exciting as a man. So I back up, put it in a four-wheel drive, and go in the ditch, go around them, and, hey. Wait. Keep going. You didn't just get another lane? You went to ditch?

You got to stay on your side of the road. Yeah. Hey, they had the road coverage. You had to go in the ditch. Oh. No. The trailer was backknife. Or jack-knife, whatever he called it.

Jackknife. Back-knife trailers. They covered the whole boat. They'll cover the whole road. Both planes. That's wild. I got a ride with you more often. Yeah, your whole life sounds like a video game.

I got a pretty boring trail every day. I think you can do all of those things in this video game. Like, what have you brought us today? What are y'all going to play? I have no idea what's that. Okay, we have Duck Dicey, the video game. Carter, do you want to intro it? Yep.

Start the show, son. Hit it. He already hit it. Okay. Say welcome back to the duck call room. Welcome back my, welcome back my peeps. Hey, there you go.

Our peeps are back in the house. Ladies and gentlemen, Zah's here, Martin's here, and one of our recurring guests is here, and he's still in a tux. He's in his presidential suit.

Actually, my acting suit of Zazu from the play that happened last week. He was in a play last week as the Lion King. We showed it to Sao on YouTube. And Carter Owen is in the house. Yeah, we showed it to his side minutes ago.

Okay, well, look at Sai and Martin instead of the camera. No. Is that beak in your way? Hey, we're not his peeps, bro. He's talking to his peep. His peep. And I support that. That's right.

Talk to you people. Break the fourth wall. Look at that camera. That's right. Yeah. Break the first third, first, second, third, and hit the fourth wall with some Bowling ball. There you go.

It falls over, boom, tear down these walls, running for freedom. For freedom. Okay, speaking of tearing down the wall, we got to talk about your play because, and we've been talking about it, and you were Zazu, right? Yeah. Did you ever tear down the fourth wall in that? All of them. All of them.

So I was on the second row for two days. Carter looked up, he gave his line, looked back at Simba, then looked at me, and gave me a thumbs up in the middle of the play. What were you thinking? I just wanted to show you that I was doing good. Not to brag. Wait, that's a brag. Well, you know you're doing it right.

Hey, give them thumbs up, boys. Oh, man. So, Carter, was this year a big acting debut? Is this the first one? And, hey. Hey, it's a podcast. So if you nod your head, the people listening came. Well, so the first four, I did singing only.

And then I went into acting. Okay. What were the first four? So the first one in first grade. Oh, first, second, third, and fourth grade just sings as a group. The fifth graders get the major roles. So it was his year. And you had to try out and everything, didn't you?

Mm-hmm. Is that because technically they're going to middle school? Yeah. This is like the big food to gra here. Finale finale of elementary at our school. Okay. That's cool. Well, hey, have you got any plans to be on Broadway in New York?

I'm going to work on the presidential thing. Well, hey, there we go. So you're already done with that. This is just a, this was just a trial. It's just a resume builder. Yeah, resume builder. No big, you know, no big deal. So hold on, but you had, did you tell them about tryouts?

How was that? You got to tell them. You can't just give them a thumbs up. It was good. So you walked in and the trial wasn't like, hey, you're trying out for a certain part, But you walked in and said, y'all just play the karaoke version of Zazu, and I'm going to sing it, right? Actually, it was over Subba and not Zazu, and I still know the part. And he just, they were trying out for Simba.

He goes, y'all want me to do Zazu real quick, and just nailed it. Really? Nailed it. Nailed it. Hot glue, alien tape, duct tape, normal tape. Are you just talking about different adhesives to walls? Yeah, that's how bad he stuck it, maybe. Stuck it.

I love it. Just call him Stucco. I love it. Carter, you got a look about you, son. So what about Zazu intrigued you? Because you could try out for any character, right? Like, you could have been Scar.

Well, so, I'm in fourth grade. Why is that? No, I just, so, like, this is what I say. So after the third, so after, like, the play in fourth grade. Yep. I've been thinking of in this grade it should be up. So I wanted to be Kevin the bird.

He wanted to be a bird. He wanted to be a bird. So then I was like, there's a bird named Zazu in it. I'm just going to try it up with that. Nail it to the wall. Glue it, hot glue, and all those other stuff. And boom, got to put it. Okay.

Nailed it. I love it. I love it. I love it, man. What was your favorite Zazu's song? Just get wait. The big one. The big one.

He did. I was a big fan of I'm a lovely bunch of coconuts. Well, that part wasn't in it. Oh, what? They had to cut out the coconut. Well, you got a cut out part of it, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, because it was like only a two-hour show.

Okay. It was a long show. Only a two-hour show. Two hours, two hours and ten minutes, two hundred thirty minutes. Something like that. Hold on. Oh, yeah. standing in the road

Okay, hold on Yeah, he knew all the lines We ain't doing the parts you didn't do No, I don't know why That's my favorite one for Zazu What I think of Zazoo That's what I think of, did you get to stand in Zazoo?

I think of Boots Did you get to like stand in some rib cages And like, because they put you in there For jail and none of that That part That little scene was I was, I was only like I was only like the only

The only, my last scene was the was the stamp Pete's scene for some reason. Okay. You came back after that, though. Well, that's kind of the Lion King. Zazu starts it off with the comedy, then Timoan and Pumba come in and carry it the rest of the way.

Yeah. Okay, you don't have to sit. I'm so sick of the Lion King. You've had enough. Sorry. At what point are you going to stop singing the Lion King at the house? I don't know. He gets that Emmy.

That's right. They gets that Emmy. That's so funny. But your cousin was Rafiki. and she absolutely nailed it. Uh-huh. Okay. Uh-huh.

But so, like, I can't. Which cousin? Linley. Jenna's youngest. Okay, so there was refi- You know, y'all had two iconic parts. I mean, I'm pretty proud of saying. I mean, nah, no, man.

So she walks out on the stage and it is dark. And they put a spotlight on that little fifth grade girl. There's that. She's not little. And she's in fifth grade. So that pretty much means almost in middle. school. Okay, you preteen. Almost a preteen or teenager.

Give them some credit, man. All right. All right. So this fifth grade girl walks out, it's dark, and they just shine a spotlight on her, and she just has to start the whole thing with a Nassau. I don't like a Broadway. Yeah, she crushed it. What do they actually say there? Because I always say jalapeno. You'd have to ask Linsla, Lillian. I mean, that's what it sounds like. It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not a baby.

that's how you nail it quit talking about nailing it I love this kid Sorry He's got it down All right Well that was That was our last week

We have the presidential Kings Major Dom Mok order Do you have anybody you want to thank Or anything you want to say about I like to thank Miss Wendy Miss Harry Miss Erin

Um Um Um The guy who Um Who inspired us with speeches the people who made like the sets and special effects, the cameraman. You know, you're the reason they started putting a timer on them speeches.

And my mom and dad. And Jesus. And God. You got a chance, man. You just nailed your. It's Paul. Who's Paul? You know.

The apostle. From the Bible? Yeah. Okay. You're talking about Mr. Billy, right? Yeah. Mr. Billy. I've got to bring this up because I finally, I saw.

I saw a video and I was just like, Only Carter. So Mr. Billy's got them all there before the last day. He's like, y'all know your part. You're prepared. You've got this. And then, you know how there's always that one kid that's like all fired up and trying to get everybody else fired up? It's this guy.

Hi. Yeah. What did you stand up and tell your classmates before y'all got up there? Well, I stand up and said, The only thing we fear is fear itself, says Franklin Roosevelt. And they all went, okay. Okay. None of them kids know who FDR is.

Not many people get fired up about the presidents like you. I'm just smart. I'm an expert about president. You are an expert about president. You're also an expert bluebird. What kind of bird is, Aziz. A red billed hornbill. He's not a daughter.

He's a red billed hornbill? Yeah. A red bill hornbill. Oh, yeah, that looks like Zazu. Yeah. There you go. John Oliver. Because, you know, he got that too can look about him kind of, and that's why I didn't

know what bird they were using for inspiration. To be fair, this costume was not done by an expert. It was done by me and Allison. So we really too canned the beak up. Oh, I'm not even talking about him. I'm talking about it in the movie. And plus, here's the fun fact of the day. Did you know that the name Zazu means for,

protector? I do now. No, I didn't know that. I do now. I've been really diving into Zadis in the last three months. And I didn't know that. Is that real?

Did you make that up? No. No? Okay. I do have a good picture, though. Check this. Look at this, dude. That is Carter and his cousin Rafiki

holding up Simba at the beginning. I was mesmerized by what these fifth graders pulled off. Oh, that's Rafiki back here? Yeah. Look, it's Pride Rock, man. Okay. You've seen the movie. I was just trying to make sure what I was looking at there.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. We can't sing. Disney's. The Lion King come out.

Dayton's actually better. What? The newer Simba is actually better. The new Simba's better than the old Simba? Yeah. Okay. That is a great quote. What's the best Lion King?

Jaden's like 10 times better. Then Jonathan Taylor Thomas? No, Jaden. No, Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the original Simba. Really? JTT? That was him? Yeah. But what's your opinion on? He didn't actually play Simba.

John Oliver, he was pretty, he pretty much couldn't see. John Oliver's new Zazoo. Mr. Bean's old Zazoo. Mr. Bean? He was actually pretty good. Yeah, Mr. Bean was the original. And I really got to start watching the credits on these movies. Hang out with Carter. We watched the credits. And we watched movies at our house with subtitles,

which I always thought was super annoying until I realized he needed to memorize the line. So that kind of helps. Oh, yeah. Why do you watch movies with subtitles? Because I like them. It helps me read. There you go.

It's impossible to read it without them, so. Yeah, that's cool. So you like the new, wait, what's your favorite version of the Lion King, the original? Please don't say yourself. Hmm. Or is it what y'all just did? What we just did. Okay, we'll drop a YouTube link.

We'll let the people decide for themselves. Yeah, hey, yeah, we'll put it in the show with links. This is going to be OCS's first ever video to monetize on YouTube. Hey, take that off our tuition, by the way. Whatever you make off this video, OCS, take it off the tuition. Nah, we're good. We're good. Yeah, or that.

All right, well, buddy, you did crush it. But you do, we had an episode the other night where you were texting me from your iPad and you were Panic City. over a situation. I was like, I got nothing. And I received a text that said, if your phone rings, just to answer it from your dad.

And I was like, okay. I mean, I'm cool with it. But you couldn't get a hold to Martin. I was out, I guess. There's a lot of parental. He could only call and text me. I was trying to fix it so he could call you, but it didn't work.

What was the situation, Carter? Tell us how about it. There was this, like, moth that was like this big. It was, I don't know, I'm not a big fan of bugs. And I, and I... You're a bird.

You eat bugs. I get tickled every time his bee gets at microphone. But he came up with the Martin idea. But I couldn't type in his phone number. And he said, and then dad downloaded it, but I couldn't even find it. Okay. There you go. So is the Moss still in the house?

So now I texted Nana. And then after that, I called Dad and then he was here. And then I was like, help, please. Mon, enjoy the boss. Which one's Nana? Allison's mom. This moth was this big. And Allison just closed the door and said good luck kids.

They left them in there? Yeah. Our house is under siege. No, I actually closed the door so they wouldn't so the moth wouldn't get in. But Lottie was just pretty much just ruining the other. What color was it? Like, it was

brown? Yeah. Okay. What else would have been? You check out a sphinx moth. A sphinx moth. Well, it could have been like a lunar moth, which is like... See, that's why I told you to call Martin, because I don't even know what we're talking about. Check out like, I don't know. It was big according...

That's the one in our house right now. Is it still in our house? Yes. The middle was just brown, which is dark brown folly. And I couldn't make out the wings. Okay. He was too... If you would have left that lizard in the house a few weeks ago, then that lizard would have eaten it.

Which one of the greatest videos I've ever seen. When that lizard come at you, you got out of there. We've already shown the lizard video on it. Pull that up, please. Oh, man. Oh, man, I love it. Carter, well, you, I'm going to tell you right here in front of all our peeps, I've never been probably more proud of you than when you walked out on that stage

with all the confidence in the world and sang a song. Amen, buddy. And you've never scared me worse than when you've seen. stopped the whole thing at the end. And I didn't know that that was a thing. Yeah, I went to go get the picture from my locker room. So they were thanking... What I shared was the newest, with older Simba and Moofasa.

They have a locker. They had a green room. I found my picture and boom, got a feather, stuck it on there, gave it to Miss Lindy. So they were thanking Miss Lindy and one of the adults told him, hey, after the show, go get the picture that we all saw. signed to give to Miss Lindy. Well, the show's over, but technically not, because they're doing the thank yous. And then Carter's like, oh, I'm supposed to do this now.

Well, 50, 50, whatever. You were not supposed to do it right then. And he goes, hold on. He goes over in the microphone. He goes, I actually have something for Ms. Lindy. It's in my locker. I'll go get it real quick. It's locker room.

Like, whatever. And so then I'm just like, what is he brought from home? The thought of Carter knowing him, obviously me knowing him, not living with him. But the thought of Carter with a hot mic brought me so much joy. In front of three times. 2,000 people. Three times to sold out shows. And I was just like, and we made it all the way to the end before he was like, hold on, got a gift.

But then when you came back out, you stood behind her, you didn't interrupt, which we're working on our interrupting because he gets very excited. Yeah. And you did a great job presenting her picture. That's awesome. Okay. But one problem about Zazu, people said he works for Scra. And I see like the video and done my research. He didn't even sell what.

He did say what happened when when Scars like Murphaz is dead and Simba's also dead. Let me be king and overthrow the land. And like the reason he did say he got, he got just wiped out. Can we just pull up that clip? I'm not. We can't pull up Disney clips, man.

We don't own that stuff. Sorry. Let me just tell you what happened. Disney. I'm like, I just go back for help. And then Scars like, would you be quiet? And he slaps them, hits the wall, goes to sleep. That is true.

Have you watched the Lion King recently? Have you ever watched it? And they also, they also, and people said how, they didn't know how they know where he, where Sima and Nara exactly were at the right time. But how we knew was that, is that they heard the screaming and laughing of the hymn, of Simper Nala and how.

Hyenas. Hold on. And like in the weakly war, and then Mufasa's like, hey, yo, do not mess with my son or you're going to get killed. That's the whole plot. Okay, okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

I love it. Now, this isn't even the plot. This is like fan fiction made up from around the plot. Oh, yeah. He's trying to disprove that. Oh, okay. Yeah. Because there's rumor that Scar ate Mufasa, but that's probably not true.

Oh, it's true. Carter. You good, side? Okay, you're good. That's what happens when you tell people. people's stories that they don't know what you're talking about. And you gone to the movie theme in

1976? God, I love you. Oh, that was great. Hunter was over here telling me he said, sigh. I'm like, he's right here. And then I looked and I was like, oh, that boy don't, that boy don't fell asleep. I noticed you were like dozing off here

in there for a while. I was like, is he falling asleep? That's what happened. Hey, he was up all night making that dressing, man. They're doing Thanksgiving to know. Okay, sorry. No, you're fine. He's old.

You should probably check, though, when you're telling a story and people are losing interest that fast. He's going to be, like, 65. Hey, they fell asleep on Jesus one time, too, man. That guy fell out of window. When you're tired, you're tired. Yeah. Hey.

And when you need a nap, you need a nap. Yeah, you need a nap. Hey, he did it every day in the military. You got a big night at your grandma's house. Me and Martin are going out to dinner. All right. I'm saying here for a night. hour. No, it's pretty much over. I just checked the watch. I got to get back to work.

And Sa's got to go take a nap before he eats Thanksgiving dinner. He got to finish making it. He's making a Christmas. Okay, good night. All right, dude. Well, any last, any last things to say about your debut of Zazu and your acting career? Um, Lion God, please make him be in the show more. And, uh, and Mr. Bean keep doing awesome and see ya, see ya, peeps.

See you, peeps. See you, Pete. And John Oliver practice, please. Thank you. Best you ever done was vocalizing. Oh, thank you for coming, Carter.