Duck Call Room - Uncle Si & the Lost Mardi Gras ‘Duck Dynasty’ Episode
Episode Date: January 2, 2024Uncle Si and the boys answer some of their fans’ most burning (and silly) questions. Martin recalls the most awkward encounter he’s ever had with someone seeking an autograph, and John David has d...ecided there’s one food he can’t live without. Godwin lets the boys in on some of his most interesting talents and facts about himself. Si had a great time making an episode of “Duck Dynasty” but it never reached the screen. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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You know, we're ready.
All right, we're back.
Welcome back.
We're back.
We're looking at me and Godwin looking at trail camera pictures.
Hey, we're looking at trail camera pictures and me and right.
But we've got a very special episode today.
Me and I are just reading subject lines.
What's special about it?
It's all questions.
All questions.
All questions.
We haven't done one of these in a while.
Zero answers only questions.
So last night or yesterday afternoon, this will kind of tell you when we're recording this,
but we're not going to give you.
We don't know when this will air, but we posted a deal on Instagram with SIE requesting questions.
Y'all sent in a bunch of them.
So we're going to just answer them.
But unlike normal where we've got our heads down reading the questions,
we're going to have Beth and Hunter actually ask the questions.
Ah, the voice.
And Jordan.
And Rocky Top.
So the Canadian.
Is that home sweet home?
The Conada.
The hot wheel car driver.
The Catana.
And Rocky Top.
What's Rocky Top Wild, man.
I didn't realize until yesterday my man drives a minivan.
I had really, oh.
That was cool.
I was there a white minibam pulling in the back parking lot because now we all work together.
Everybody's in the same building and I looked and I just wasn't expecting to see him.
It's a very practical rig.
It really is.
You can press two buttons and the whole sides open up on each side.
You can run straight through it.
And if you're ever running from somebody, you can then press the button and close them in.
I've got a question.
Don't hear, that was, and this was in no way like a hate on him for driving me.
It was just unexpected.
How many children do you have?
Oh, he didn't have a kid.
He's planning on.
He's planning on it.
And y'all can't see Rocky Top, but he's about my size.
So it was just, I was just taking a back.
It's very practical.
Agree.
I rented one one time and I almost just asked him back and keep it.
Yeah.
I just, I thought it was, I thought it was bizarre.
Oh, they're a good vehicle.
What did you just ask him?
Where was he taking a back to?
Who, me?
Yeah.
I was taking it out back.
I got you.
He was taken a back.
Yeah, it just, it caught me off car.
But anyway, see, now we're just kind of, this is what happens on this show.
We just kind of end up in the back parking lot.
Many vans.
Anyway, questions.
Is it a hybrid?
I got a question.
Do you hear about Willie Nelson getting run over by that car?
No, I hadn't heard that.
He's playing on the road again.
He's playing on the road again.
Yeah.
If we ever go down the road of making our own candy.
Hey,
on the road again.
We're going to have Godwin writing all the jokes on the rap.
I got a man sending to me, and that was from the fan.
I don't remember who it was.
He was playing on the road again, boys.
That's looking.
Beth, I'm a little nervous because I at least know what questions are always coming
so I can.
No, these are, I guarantee you they're the same ones.
Probably.
But we'll see.
Beth.
All right, well, speaking of cars and vehicles,
What kind of pickups do all the guys at Duck Commander Drive?
Oh.
Actually, I'm about to sell Willie Robertson's old truck from Duck Dynasty.
If you're interested in a big gaudy Gator Flame truck with a huge lift and it's way too big, that's a good idea.
Show a picture.
Let's show a picture.
If you would like to purchase this truck, Willie used to drive this truck.
I'm going to sell this sucker.
And I want UP, I want a fan to have Willie's truck.
That truck right there.
It's up for sale.
It's for sale.
I own it now.
That's right.
It can be yours.
That's right.
It can be yours.
It doesn't have the roof rack anymore.
Yeah, that got ripped off.
Got it took it off.
Roofed up.
I think everything else is still there.
The bumper's still there.
It's a little crooked because I tried to rip out a root of a giant oak tree and that
didn't work.
There you go, though.
So you could own that truck, folks.
F-150.
There you go.
Please buy his truck because the boy cannot park it.
It's really big.
It's always in the way.
I need a minivan.
Please buy his truck so that he can get something he can part.
But what, side drives the F-150.
Yep.
And Brian Spangaghan.
I drive a tundry.
Yep.
And I bought me, did I tell you that?
I bought me a little Tacoma.
Yeah.
Did you?
For the deer camp.
It's amazing what happens when you lose weight.
And I got a-to-go-you-get-a-com.
You'll get a smaller deal.
I think this is, what, like, that mid-life crisis stuff,
because, boy, when I get it back in the spring, I'm fixing.
to fix it up.
Oh, yeah.
I like it to come.
He's fixed a Luke brine it, boys.
You're going to put it closer to God?
Yep.
Just lifting on up.
That's that.
I'm in my dad's F-150 while I'm waiting on a new truck to arrive.
Are you getting a new truck?
You drive that GMC.
How many miles are on that?
230.
There you go.
Hey, my truck has 60 on it.
And it's a 2013.
Yeah.
Mine's a 2012 with 230.
Mine's been well driven.
You drive.
I got another truck.
What you got ordered?
Okay.
A Chevy, $2,500.
$2,500.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
You'll like it.
Mine's got $8,000.
I mean.
My Chevrolet.
Oh, the little one?
Yeah.
The little, uh.
A Colorado.
Yeah.
I couldn't remember the name.
He's got a Colorado.
I've been to Colorado.
With the big engine in it.
I'm,
little trucks interest me supremely.
Little truck.
Tacomas.
Let me see.
Well, the problem.
Some places down there in the mountain.
And you know what you can get cheaper than like a Polaris Ranger?
a Toyota Tacoma.
With heat in there, thank you.
That's what I'm talking about.
With heat,
and a radio.
Like a Ranger
or any of them UTVs
and that cost you 20 grand.
They do.
I mean, it's wild.
With no doors on them.
You can go get a Jeep.
You can go get a Jeep for like 16 grand.
I paid $6,000, thank you.
See?
It ain't even got no doors on it.
Yeah, I'm going Tacoma or Tundra
whenever the Gator Flame.
Oh, you got to go Tundra.
You got too many kids.
That's true.
You can't go to Tacoma.
I'm probably going Tundra.
Yeah.
You can go.
So you can go to coma in like 10 years, but right now you've got to have a tundra, big dog.
This is a 98 model.
That is sweet.
It's got the hard-23 engine.
They crashed the gate.
But 98, boys.
What I'm sure you've heard by what we said is we are not brand loyalist.
We just go with what the best deal is.
So, hey, truck companies, if you're looking for something, we can be rented.
Just throwing that out.
There's a reason I drive a truck with gator flames on the side of it is because it was cheap.
Yeah.
Chrysler, you won't throw
some minivans this way?
I'll let you boy.
I'll let you boy. I can put a jack
and carry a kayak behind a minivan.
This is a shameless sell on all of us.
Free rigs or free rigs.
I'll put a trailer ball behind.
I guarantee you.
Like, give me that town car or something.
All right.
Well, speaking of good causes.
Good car.
Oh, boy.
Would you all shave your beards
if it meant raising money for a special cause?
It would be a very special and very cause.
Yeah, I would have to...
And be a very cut.
I would have to clear that with Brittany and my children.
Yep.
Before I...
My kids have never seen me without a beard, so I'm scared to death.
Yeah, yeah.
It would scare them.
That's right.
Like, because I did it.
Yeah.
Pre-duck dynasty.
I took a shower one morning and I just...
Well, James did that.
Jason did that.
I'd come out and...
He got his hair cut and his hair hair.
My daughter wouldn't even look at me.
the eyes.
Yeah.
See?
I was looking down.
Chase looked rough when he did it.
Well,
no,
no.
Hey,
nobody didn't know him.
Yeah.
He looked like he just ended out of CR.
Yeah.
Like,
yeah.
He looked like he just completed.
He had,
he had hurts habits and hangups.
Yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
He looked like a guy
just walked out of celebrate recovery.
He looked more like he should have got kicked out of the Trump
tower after he shaved.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When people,
like,
people will tell you,
oh, man,
when you shave,
like,
wow,
your face is fat.
No,
jace's face was like sunk in
it was just so weird looking
like it was
well hey
I just say the truth
and nobody the world knew him
I wanted to buy a boy cheeseburger
yeah
like you need to eat something
let's take you down there
the burger king you know you all the wopers you eat
triple double triple
bacon no that's not but I would
you know
whenever I get posed questions
about this I'm like how much money would we
raise because it may just be easier to write the
the check yeah like
just right
write the check to the foundation instead of shaving.
Oh, you think it would raise a grant?
Here's you a check.
Call it good.
If that person can figure out how to raise a bunch of money for me to shave my beard,
I would gladly do it if it was for like something cool.
Yeah.
Now, if it's for like...
Uh-oh.
Yeah, not going to answer that.
Careful.
Careful.
Careful.
I was going to say cats.
Careful, big dog.
Careful.
Yeah, if it's for like kittens, nah, my beard's staying.
I don't need, they don't need any money.
But if it's for like, you know, the St. Francis Nicky, I think me and Martin would both be like,
I would, yeah.
We would do stuff for that, but it would, you know.
But I'd have to know it was for an amount more than I could write a check for.
Yep.
Like, if I could write the check for it, then I'd probably just write the check.
So whoever wrote that in, do we have names?
No, no name.
No name.
No name.
If you figure out how we can raise a bunch of money shaving our beards, because I don't
know how.
And I need to see a guaranteed bottom line.
Guaranteed.
I need you to back it.
Carter wants me to shave my beard, so.
Does he really?
Yeah, he thinks it'd be hilarious.
I don't know why.
Probably would.
You'd look weird.
It would be for a hot man.
You're weird enough already, son.
Oh, Lord.
We got time for one more for our first crate.
What we got, Beth?
Okay.
Funniest thing that's happened in the duck call room,
and I'm just going to say off the top,
I think Vienna sausages,
the trial,
the trying of the...
That's terrible.
What, fun of all.
I must have not been here for that.
No, watching Johnny Deed, like...
Yeah, you would have slurped them down, you were,
you were, though.
I just said,
I had to threaten him for him to make a good one.
That is a duck running treat that can't be beaten.
J.D.
J.D. disagrees with you.
I think the funniest thing for me personally was the first time Christine was here and basically sat here for an hour calling Sia.
A liar.
Just debunked it all.
The fat checker.
Yeah, she just basically said, no, tacos.
Yep.
We're eating spaghetti.
But don't, but here's the deal on that, okay?
You got to have clarification on it.
Okay, it's from the perspective, whose perspective you're taking?
How do you get tacos and spaghetti confused?
Hey, I'll tell you.
Well, they're close.
He said we were at all-garner Taco Bandito.
I don't know which one.
Hey, my wife hadn't ever ate a taco in her life.
Okay.
That's a very absolute statement that I don't believe.
Hey, that was the...
Well, hey, look, I'm just telling you.
my perspective, okay?
That was the funny.
And that's like, look, hey,
she said I put a $16
cheap ring on the finger.
I put a cigar bag on the finger
when I married her.
Okay.
Only the Lord honestly knows.
Hey, when you throw dirt my face,
if you could ask me beyond the grave,
I would still stick to it saying,
hey, no, I reached in my pocket,
took a cigar out and took the band off of it
and slid it on the finger.
Like, assuming, I do.
Assuming you get to heaven before me.
And I know you want a time travel.
Oh.
When I get there, I'm going to go ask you when I really, what did you put on a finger?
I put a cigarette.
You need to go, like, clarify some of your own stories.
That way, you know.
Yeah.
For that, I ain't changing my story.
They're 95% true, baby.
Ain't that what you get?
It's right.
That's this.
I guarantee.
The meet and greet line will be very long.
Let's take a break.
We'll be back right after that.
Oh, boy.
All right, look, springtime is here.
It's warming up.
You know what that means?
That means more outside cooking.
And y'all know we love to eat beef around here.
And that's what because of our friends over at Triedells beef makes such a good product, baby.
Ain't it good?
It's so good.
Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill.
Look, before we got Triedells, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever.
was left in case you were late in the day.
And you never really know where that beef comes from.
But with Tritails beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way.
Tritails comes from a family ranch out in Texas.
They're a fifth generation American ranch.
So they've been at it for a while.
Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with
who raise cattle the same way.
Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door.
We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill.
Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire.
that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritails Beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat me.
Yeah, she and a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash.
That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak.
Right, Enema of the state.
Hit us with a question.
Hunter, hold it together, man.
You got to ask the questions.
Beth had to leave.
Who's the wisest Duck Dynasty member?
And why is it, Sy?
Oh, okay.
And why is it, Cy?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I don't disagree with that.
I 100% agree with that.
Yeah, I don't disagree with that at all.
I think, I mean, I think if you're thinking outside of it,
you probably give the wisdom,
title to Phil.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
But here's what I'll say about that.
I'm going with Martin on this. I see where you're going. I see it in your eyeballs.
Phil's wisdom is in a very specific set of skills and circumstances.
An area.
Yeah, you've traveled the world as a member of the armed forces and dealt with you've lived
different places, you've done different things. I'm giving you the.
The wisdom not.
Yeah, I'm giving it to you.
I really am.
Now that you sell, yeah.
Yeah, it makes it.
He thinks he is the wisest.
Well, no, I don't.
He wouldn't because he said, I'm humble.
He would never say that he was.
But I would just.
But because of what he said of all the different places that I've traveled.
Okay.
And that's an education in itself.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's why my daughter and son both are kind of, you know.
Now, if it is in the woods, living on your own,
I'm not going with Saia.
No.
No, because Sa's just going to build a ball.
If you go with me and do that.
He's got the fire going to die, Jayde.
But you need him.
You need him.
We're dead.
Because he keeps the fire going.
Luckily, it's 2003 in America is where I live.
So I'm not going to have to face the wilderness any time in life.
But whenever I look at everybody that was in Duck Dynasty and I see a 75-year-old man who I don't know.
What episode is this?
Well, we don't know.
Yeah.
This is around 300.
You've been in a bad mood exactly zero times.
So you got something figured out.
I've seen him one day.
One time.
In here?
No.
When he threw the reeds in my lap and said, I'm done.
Well, yeah.
I'm talking about I've seen him.
I was in a different mood.
I've seen him legitimately in a foul mood one time.
But I'm saying.
And it's when he quit.
Yeah.
At 75 years old, there's a smile on his face.
He's living the
You're doing you real well
Yeah
He's just living your best life as the kids say
And like if I can pull
Being that happy off at 75
Watching gun smoke and sleeping in bed
And then going and telling stories for an hour
I feel like that's wisdom
You got to understand.
Okay
I remember when I hit rock bottom
Before I got my life straightened out
Uh huh
You wouldn't admit
You wouldn't have liked me then
Okay
I'd probably kept you there a little longer.
No, no, no, I'm serious.
I didn't believe.
Me and you would have been each other's best, bad influence.
Well, no, no.
That's why I'm glad I wasn't younger.
Amen.
When I met you.
Amen.
We would have got in serious trouble immediately.
Yeah, neither one of us would probably be here.
And stayed in trouble, okay?
But anyway, but hey, because I, you know, everything, you know, from my viewpoint back then,
everything sucked.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I think everybody's there.
Like, until you have that life-changing moment.
No, no.
And ever since then, hey, life is too short, okay, to go through all that crap.
Dang.
So there you go.
That's the bottom line.
It's too short.
Hey, so I want to look on the bright side of everything.
And I think one of the biggest questions we ever got during Duck Dynasty was simply,
is sigh really like that.
And there's no, y'all only get a snippet.
I know.
I always tell him, y'all can turn him off.
I can't.
Yeah.
But the thing, Willie always said, do you think you could fake that for that long?
But what I'm telling you is, like, however many episodes you've seen of the duck call room, which is him, the brakes are the same.
Before we start, it's the same.
When we're walking out the door, he's the same.
And that's why I'm like, I'd give the wisdom not to say.
because
well and there's always
what a life
the super obvious answer
that he was famous for
on Duck Dynasty
you can't spell
wisdom without SI
boom
nowhere is P-H-I-L
in there
that's a good saying
and there for dang sure
ain't W I oh wait
no no else
yeah
what's next Hunter
what y'all got
Hunter
Rocky Top who ever wants to read it
you'll fire away
Do y'all miss making duck calls?
Godwin, do you miss making them?
Do we miss making them?
He's still making them.
I didn't know I quit.
I mean, look at these.
Yeah, I don't make them every day, but if my man gets in a pinch, I go down there and still.
You should point your hands back to the camera.
Yeah, show them.
Show them. Show them that little red ring of death that gets right there in the middle from pushing the racos together.
Well, right there, right there.
Mm-hmm.
Well, here's a shot.
the hides coming off.
Yeah.
Here's a shocker.
I actually miss it.
Hey, buddy.
We got you a chair.
No, no.
No, I ain't coming back.
We got three thousand to.
Yeah, I ain't coming back, but I do miss it because you got to understand.
Okay.
The read.
If you don't, you realize, we have a good time when we're together.
Oh, yeah.
We did.
Okay.
So we've had a great time.
We would have to move the Reed machine back into the duct call room.
It's so I show back up.
We wouldn't be able to have it separate and a.
part over there right now we got jackie building them we had to move him 30 yards over there because he'll get
r r r r r r rha he's he getting negative jackie is good of a man he ain't doing nothing he is good of a man
as you'll ever meet but boy he'll get negative on you quick fashion and a mayor i call him the
mayor yeah oh boy and he always asking me where's my ice cream that's right i ain't ever brought
that boy ice cream a day in his life but I guess I need to.
He's still trying.
He said, them boys over there, they just over there sitting there eating ice cream while
we're working over here.
Wow.
Yeah.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
But Jackie, good is gold.
But you can't have him in the room with you.
He got to be over by himself.
Like, side, we'd have to move the riveter, the cutter, everything back in house.
He can't be allowed.
Oh, I don't want him to be with me.
Oh, no.
We had a lot of fun and, you know, because you got to realize,
it's a boring job.
I've only made 50 in my life
and I don't miss it at all.
One day it was like all hands on deck.
I made 50 miss prises and I was like,
uh-uh.
Can't do it.
My favorite day to come to work before we moved up here
and did all this was the Monday
after squirrel season opened
because Si I would make about 100 reads
and then he'd go sit on the porch of the duck call shed
with his 22 and his T-J.
shoot every squirrel in Kay's yard.
And you'd hear, you'd hear, hop, boom!
And it hit the roof.
It hit, I mean, he was skipping it off.
He had three chairs.
He had one down there by the mailbox, by the boatman.
Then he had one on the back hole.
Kay said, say, quit cheating my squirrel.
He's killing the squirrels.
Pettley said, I shoot him in the head, and she can't eat the head.
Eat the brain.
Don't shoot him.
that.
Yeah.
Well, it wasn't it that I killed him.
I shot him in the head so she couldn't eat the brains.
Yeah.
It was.
Hey, man.
You'd be sitting there putting together duck calls.
You'd hear.
And it hit a roof.
It hit like, you know, that old compound that everybody saw on like the wide shot.
You had Phil's house.
You had the duck call shop.
You had the warehouse.
Had the trailer behind it.
You got the trailer behind it.
You got the blue house.
They always fell on a roof.
Yeah.
I had to get a letter.
I had to get a letter.
to go up and get them.
But you knew that that day we were also going to have squirrel and gravy for lunch.
I mean, it was like, heck yeah.
Well, that was the highlight of the day.
Yeah.
Every time we sit down for the meal.
The first Monday after squirrel season opened was, it was something to beholds.
You knew we were going to have squirrel gravy and business.
Hey, that's my favorite wild game.
I know it.
I can eat a bunch of squirrel, especially if they're young.
Man, this is way better than us having to come up with stuff to talk about.
What are you talking about?
Let's take a break.
we'll be back right after this.
All right, we're back.
And we're back.
Hunter, Rocky Top, Fireway.
Deer's moving right now.
Someone commented they would love to see a movie with Martin and Godwin.
Who would play you in a movie about your life?
Jack Black.
Star Skying Hush over there?
Jack Black?
I don't know if they've already made a movie about me and Godwin.
It's called Stepbrothers.
All right, we're Will Ferrell and John C. Riley.
I believe you meant Talladega Knights.
Or Talade.
Yeah.
holiday good night.
Say crepes.
Say,
I love crepes.
Is that like a really thin pancake?
Who would play you?
Then Martin?
If Godwin's Jack Black,
you don't care.
Wait, I know who would play him.
Everybody always asked me if I,
and I don't watch this show,
but apparently it's some popular show,
Letter Kinney or something.
Letter Kinney's great.
There's some guy apparently that looks just like me.
Like identical to me.
Squirley Dan.
There you go.
They always ask me if we're related.
I'm doing that on the side.
I have nobody.
I've never heard of that show.
I ain't either.
It's Canadian rednecks.
It's great.
Okay.
Oh, are they?
This is Squirley Dan?
Oh, he does look like squirrely.
It's a big boy in overalls.
They always send me the picture.
Yeah, big boy and overall.
Throw him up there.
I want to see what he looked like.
I'm trying to.
With the red beard.
Now wear overall.
I wore some real tree.
He's a big boy, but he really doesn't favor you.
Yeah.
Well, that one he does.
I mean, that's stereotyping, though, just big redneck.
Yeah.
Not with that saggart hanging out of his mouth, though.
That ain't my life.
Oh, now that one where he's smiling.
Uh-oh.
Trevor Wilson.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I see it.
Oh, squarely, damn.
The one down on the bottom, go.
How come Big Boys always got to be typecast and put in overall, man?
Do you know overall?
I do like overall.
And I do like a Dickie's jumpsuit.
Quit playing.
You know them things.
It's cozy.
All seriousness, would you guys give up cheese for the rest of your life or chocolate for the rest of your life?
Chocolate.
Chocolate.
That was so fast.
Chocolate.
Oh, yeah.
You got, hey, totally chocolate.
You got to have cheese.
That was the easiest question I've ever answered in my life.
You know what they don't put on pizza?
I can't have chocolate.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I didn't think about that.
You know what I'm eating?
Pizza.
You know what they don't put an hamburger?
I'm just telling you.
There's other desserts.
Red velvet, cream cheese.
I would say chocolate.
There's no.
There's like.
In the hierarchy of sweets, chocolate is down there.
me. Like, it's not even...
What's your favorite sweet then?
Little Debbie Christmas
Street Cakes, man, have you ever watched this show to Rockin'all?
Dang.
Dang, do you all pay attention over there?
Come on, man.
Y'all are in charge.
Jordan still knew.
I mean, do y'all even pay attention?
What the heck?
Come on.
But, yes.
See, but that's a terrible question.
Because cheese is a broad
turn. Like, if you said Swiss cheese
or chocolate, maybe.
All right, what's your favorite kind of cheese then?
All of them.
I could live without Swiss.
Yeah, you can live, but chocolates just want
Is that that like, many things?
That's the one of the holes in it.
Oh, something done, rat done eating?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Average at best.
Yeah.
What about air holes?
What day?
I don't know.
Beats me.
But, yeah, cheese over chocolate all day, every day, and twice on something.
Yeah, I like cheese.
Are there mice on the moon?
That's made of cheese.
Well, there you go.
Vanilla milkshakes are good.
Yeah.
All right, what about tea?
What's your favorite brand is sweet tea?
Oh, we don't drink sweet tea.
Raise your hand if you drink sweet tea.
That ain't me.
What's sweet?
What about tea?
What about tea? It's tea.
Tea in general.
I like Lipton.
I mean, I got no problem with it.
Lipton.
This is a new brand.
Uh-oh.
What is that?
It's called y'all.
Oh, I know that old boy.
Yeah.
Yeah, he used to be a professional fisherman.
And look, on the bag, it says sweet tea, but it's not.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, look, now this is a cool story.
This guy used to be a professional fisherman
stumbled across this tea deal and, like, quit it.
It's y'all sweet tea.
I think his name's Darian, like, Darien Craig or something.
He's a YouTube, now he's like a YouTuber in tea.
And now they're making, like, all kinds of things,
like spices and seasons.
And it's really a cool story.
Well, hey, and I switched to it for one reason.
Right.
I go to tea, any other tea that I've ever done,
I put it in the jug
and it'll last about
three days and then it turns sour.
You drink it faster than that, so why does that matter?
No, no, I don't.
Look, this one will go
five days and it's still good.
What he's telling you is when he makes it,
what you consider a jug,
most of us would call a five-gallon bucket.
Yeah, right.
It's really a gallon bucket.
That way he don't never run out.
He got a whole...
Gatorade thing on his...
I know this because I drink two of these things a day.
Yeah.
And I should say half a night.
So what's you worried about going sour for?
Well, hey, because sometimes I'm on the road to travel and you have my tea with me.
Yeah.
So there you go.
Oh, so you don't have to wash it.
You just refill it.
Yeah.
Just refill it.
Yeah.
I've actually said.
I might add.
Where did you get it at?
They sent it to me.
Yeah.
Somebody sent it to me.
And then I've...
I did that for you.
Oh, okay.
He sent it to me.
The old boy.
asked me for your address.
I knew him through some other stuff, and he asked me for your address, and I gave it to him.
He said, do you think he'll drink it?
Hey, if it's good, he'll drink it.
Here's the deal.
Me and Willie Robertson in the Duck Dynasty Day got a tea offer, and we made a bad decision.
Okay, we chose their own tea company.
Because if it had been the right tea company and they hadn't went bankrupt,
okay, I'd still be getting checked mailbox money.
But instead, you just drink tea for free now.
Now drinking for free.
There you go.
That's good.
Hey, maybe y'all will sign up now.
Well, hey.
Look at it.
Hey, y'all.
Daryan, if you're listening, you're welcome.
Yeah.
I was just fixed that.
Next time it's going to cost you.
Oh, no, because we had made some good tea.
And the best one was peach flavored.
Beach flavor.
Oh, yeah.
And look, here's how good it was.
You get, when you drank this tea, you would get every.
thing, just like you had walked out in a Georgia peach farm and pulled a big ripe peach
off a tree and ate it, the only thing you wouldn't have with our tea, okay, was the juice
that run down your beard.
Well, you could just drink it fast, but you could if he missed your mouth.
Do you drink it while it's hot?
No.
It's always got to have ice in.
I got you.
Tea don't go hot.
Dummy.
Oh, my dad drank it hot and my mother.
With lemon it.
My wife drinks hot tea at night.
Ice cold.
I drink water.
The colder the better.
And Coke's your water.
Drink it hot and put milk in it.
Oh.
That's what they do over on that island.
Oh, that's it.
Which one?
The one with the British people?
Yeah.
With the Brits.
They're different than me.
Maybe I'm the weird one, though.
I think they would say you're the weird one.
But it's y'all's and it's excellent.
We got orthodontists.
Anyway.
There you go.
Yeah.
Oh, I know somewhere, don't.
We don't quite preaching and got to meddling.
Uh-oh, we're meddling that.
What's the next question?
No, the next question is we're taking a break and we'll be back right after this.
They think something's funny.
They think something's funny.
Did you just hear Hunter?
He goes, do you want to end with that?
I can't wait to end with whatever one, Hunter.
I know.
I can't wait to see where our senses of humor are way different.
All right.
Where's the next question at, boys?
It's all you, under.
We're swapping the tone a little bit.
We're going to go to some more Duck Dynasty questions because I know you guys never
get tired of answering those.
So a lot of people don't know this,
but is Duck Dynasty still airing?
Or is it still being made?
Yep, reroute.
Being made?
It's not being made.
No, but apparently we have our own channel
on like Samsung Plus or something weird.
You can find it pretty quick.
If you have a Samsung smart TV,
like you can just watch Duck Dynasty all day or something.
But follow up question.
So, you know, a lot of shows get reboot or, yeah,
rebooted or they do reunions would you guys i guess like every day is a reunion for you
it's not visit youtube.com slash duck call room but would you guys be open to a reboot at all
hey absolutely you would have to talk to Willie and Corey Robertson
to get to answer for that what if you just want to do it huh now they say and do you
would well i mean but here's the deal like there is i mean you realize like it's not called duck
dynasty, but it pretty much Doug Dynasty.
It's called Duck Family Treasure.
Just not enough members.
Well, just it's missing some key people, but it's pretty much the same show.
Instead of duck hunting, they treasure hunting.
But they're always hunting.
They're trying to find me gold.
Yeah.
What about this?
What's the most awkward Duck Dynasty fan interaction you've had?
The woman in West Virginia that asked me and Jason sign her underwear.
Not going to top that.
But said it's okay because the tag's still on it.
Was she wearing them?
No, they were hidden.
She had like a pile of...
Everybody was thinking.
She had like three or four shirts, you know,
or what you assumed were shirts.
Well, because they were shirts.
But in the middle of said shirts,
as we're signing and unpacking,
there was a pair of drawers in the middle.
Did you sign it, though?
Absolutely.
Was Willie's face on it?
I don't remember...
Were they the Walmart drawers?
They were the Walmart drawers.
They were the Walmart.
Mark women's underwear, yeah.
The Duck Dynasty ones?
Yeah.
I don't remember whose face was on them.
2016.
I know I was a pair of boxers running around and had me on the left cheek.
I signed them too for some old boy.
I didn't even know them were made.
So I had plenty of weird ones.
What's your awkward?
So I had to beat the women off with a broomstick sign.
Oh, yeah.
I think the wildest one feel had is a pregnant woman wanting him to
sign our belly.
Okay.
Which, he said, whoa, that's no man's land.
We've signed a lot of legs.
Yeah.
People with prosthetics, they come up there and sit it in front of you.
Oh, no, I think it's funny.
It never gets used.
You never get used to somebody taking their leg on.
I've done that before.
As woman said, would you sign my foot?
I said, yeah.
So she took it off and gave it to me.
Mm-hmm.
No, it's a vet done that to me.
Yeah.
He was sitting in August.
He said, did you sign my leg?
I said, yeah, come on up.
He just pulled it on
through the stage.
You never...
He said, sign a trap on.
That kind of took me back.
Yeah, you never get used to that reaction either.
Every time somebody takes her leg off, it's like...
I mean, I'm going to sign it.
It's not weird, but it's always that aha moment.
You ain't got no WD Ford. Ford it'd give them.
Except what I.
My cousin in high school put his, or got every...
Like, his whole class to sign his leg once.
He lost his leg?
He was born without one.
Oh, okay.
Have you guys answered?
What's your favorite Duck Dynasty episode?
I like the one where Willie hired an assistant.
The manny.
I like shooting all them guns.
Shooting all.
Oh, my bachelor's party.
That cannon and, yeah, shooting them guns.
Them guns was in the Patriot.
That old boy.
To this day, it will never be.
That old boy fired that cannon across Beth River.
And he said, is there anything over there?
I said, yeah, there's a house right there on that point.
He said, oh.
he said that wasn't supposed to go that far yeah i mean i think it took i was like a full-on
cannonball yeah yeah i was like oh wow i said well i reckon we ought better go over and ask them
make sure make sure their doc still there and their house is still there and their heads still
they fired it right across the point and i'm like wow that's still going oh who knows where it
ended up no we never found it didn't go in the house and their dock didn't have a hole in it so i don't
know where it went but there's a cannonball out there somewhere after a sharp being to
beff river hundred years now somebody's going to say wow yeah maybe that'd be a duck family
chair what is that's a good idea that's a good idea no but i didn't know there's a battle here
yeah yeah that's right now there may be a cow that come up unfortunately in that deal but it was
wild my favorite episode was with me and willie were handcuffed together that was a funny one
That was hilarious.
That was hilarious.
Okay.
My actual favorite episode, 100% is you kids ever heard a nom?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
And here we go with this lie.
Yeah, that was a good one.
Are you about to tell him that was a green screen?
I like, uh,
I don't go there.
It's not true.
That didn't happen.
My cousin was in the crowd.
I like when Phil and Kay renewed their vows, too,
because it took me and God with like 30 minutes to get that scene of where I
hit him with the jacket.
Like they just kept making us throw our jackets over our shoulder.
And then I finally got however they wanted to.
That was a fun.
It was hot.
Yeah.
We're a suit on the bank of the river.
Yeah.
Like there was,
there were some fun.
I mean,
they were all kind of fun.
The rodeo one was fun.
Yeah.
Whenever you said that,
you just said it took you 30 minutes to hit him with the jacket.
Yeah.
Whenever I gave Godwin donuts on Duck Dynasty,
he would inhale it.
And he would go, do it again.
And I couldn't stop laughing because of how fast he was eating that donut.
Yeah.
That was.
I could put them down again.
I was.
You ate a dozen donuts.
That was 50 pounds ago.
Remember like our first family dinner scenes?
Like we would just sit down and eat like we were eating dinner.
And then that's when we realized, oh, crap, they're going to shoot it from both sides too.
So you would have to eat like three times.
Finally, we would just.
we never ate until they switched sides on us.
And it was like, the last one.
The last deal.
Then you're like, okay, I can eat now.
The rest of it was like.
And everything's cold.
And every,
but every one of those,
I always had the line of,
let's get on that chicken.
Let's get on that.
It didn't matter what we were eating.
I always said,
let's get on that chicken.
Of the three dinner scenes I was in,
the first one,
I was in a chair that was like for River Robertson.
I was all the way down here.
And my beard was on the table
in the sauce for the backstrap we were eating and I was just.
And just about every one of them, they had me and Gobwin sandwiched in between
somebody.
A Robertson, a grown Robertson and all the kids.
So we're down there like elbow and the kit.
Like we're trying to just, you know, I'm like.
Hight shot.
Man, could y'all just like, I don't have to be in these dinner scenes.
Yeah.
You can leave me out.
Yeah, it's cool, man.
We was in the rest of it.
That's fine.
Like, but they were all pretty fun to some extent.
It was fun seeing how they got shots.
I'll never look at a picture show of the thing.
Well, but people think reality TV, it means it's not a hidden, like, it was in this room.
Yeah.
You walk in and there was 16 people right over there.
From this side of the table that way.
With four cameras.
So you're not, it's not just everyday life.
Like, do, do, do, do.
Yeah.
And no air conditioning.
Oh.
Like the air had to be off.
You had to stop for the train.
Yeah, hold for train.
But there were...
I think what really got us, what the people want,
is every episode, we had two stories.
Yeah.
So like a lot of reality shows just focused on one story,
and they could run that thing for forever.
Well, we burned through 200-something stories in 100-whatever episodes,
and there were some that y'all never saw.
Like the Marty Gras...
episode of Marty Grah.
I had told them that, hey, since you're running two stories per viewing, we're going to run out of stuff and run out of quick.
Hold up.
There's a lost Marty Gras episode?
Yeah, Phil was in two places at once.
Well, we filmed that for two weeks.
We built a float.
We were in the parade.
The parade was like, no kidding, it was like 25 degrees.
I haven't been that cold in a long time.
Yeah.
I haven't been that cold since Hacksawed Jim Dugan show.
That one was cold too.
That was cold too.
That's right.
When all them wrestlers got out half-necked, I said, boy, you boys are earning it here, son.
You're earning your money.
Like they were changing colors.
It was so cold.
It was, yeah, but there is a lost episode, Marty Graw.
We built a float.
We were in the parade.
Phil was in three places at one time.
They did a little bad continuity.
That was early on, though, so they didn't, you know, the production team was.
I can't believe they didn't run it.
Because it was good.
Yeah, I don't know why they didn't just cut him out of one part of it,
or reshoot one part of it, put it all together.
But it was hilarious.
Siah danced with the band, with a marching van.
Cy got off the float and dance with like the Carroll High School marching van.
Of course, it was fantastic.
It was a blast.
Yeah, it was good.
I think he was just doing it to warm up, though.
I was.
That's how cold it was.
That's exactly why I did.
I was freezing my butt off.
Freezing.
Yeah, Marty Grail, the lost episode of Duck Dynasty.
There you go.
Hidden Treasure.
There you go.
Yeah.
All right, let's take our last break.
We'll be back with one last round of questions right after this.
We're back.
I'm checking trail camera pictures once again.
They're moving right now.
You need to be on a deer stand right now.
Right now.
You need to.
Here's how you ought to do your hunt.
Get up, just wake up when you wake up.
Don't set an alarm clock.
Drink your coffee.
Eat your breakfast.
Pack your sandwich.
And an apple.
And a radio.
Take a radio way.
No, you don't need radio.
Yeah, you need your radio.
And go get on deer stand about 10.30.
That's right.
Turn it down to say.
You all have to be there till a dog.
You won't have to be there till a dog.
Because about 11 o'clock, it comes a buck.
Shoot him, take him to the camp.
Especially if you get a great.
Then you can have backstrap at night because you'll have plenty of time to skin him
and quarter him up.
That's that.
Okay.
That's what we feel.
So there you go.
There you go.
That's how you kill a buck right now.
I love that idea.
Because the rut has started.
They are chasing like crazy.
all right and i ain't at the deer camp that's a PSA for you there you go this has been a
what y'all got over um when do you do you do you know what uh me yeah i haven't deer hunting
a while well there you go they just hopes they don't jump out in front of an orange car
because that deer going to win that pie yeah oh they could probably leap it i think and i think
i think i ran over an armadillo and it like destroyed uh the underside of my car anything will
destroy my car you think you ran over an armadillo
I don't remember.
It was a possum.
It was a possum.
Oh.
Two very different creatures.
He looked back in the mirror and it wasn't playing.
That possum pretty gushy.
Yeah.
He played possum, but on this one it didn't.
He wasn't playing.
He wasn't playing.
So I jumped in on Duck Hallroom around like the teens, like episode 12 or something or 13.
I don't remember.
Really?
And Jordan's fairly new.
So we don't really know the origin of the Duck Car Room podcast and how it came to be.
And a fan was wondering how.
how that all happened.
I think I have that answer.
Me and Martin had an office next door to each other.
And I would sit in his office and he would sit in mine and Godwin would join.
And I think Corey walked by enough times to go,
why does the world not listen to what these weirdos talk about?
And we add sigh.
Yeah.
The duck call room was born.
There you go.
Yeah.
I mean, it was born out of like the success of Phil and Jason unashamed.
And when we started it, we were like,
we thought we'd have it a little more centered towards hunting
but then we realized no the real life stories are way better than hunting so
you know and hunting gives you like a limited area of what you can talk about like
with this crazy idiot over here whoa hey everything goes oh I love him
but you never every day I walk in here I'm like I think I know what we're going to talk about
Never.
Not once has it ever gone the way that I thought it would.
Which is what is pure gold and talent from this man.
And then we just kind of follow and steer and move that way.
But that's, yeah, I think it really, the other deal is we just kept getting the comments of like their favorite scenes in Duck Dynasty were in the duck call room.
And it was a place that was known.
So why not?
I mean, it was still here.
It was basically sitting vacant.
So it had a, it was my storage.
Like I kept waiters and shotguns and shotgun shells and all that stuff in here.
So like, why not?
Let's make it a set and move on.
So there you are.
There it is.
And a podcast was born.
And a part of the tree.
And here we are 300 and something later.
That's it.
And still going strong.
Hit it, Hunter.
You're laughing too much.
You asked.
Go ahead, Rocky Top.
Fire away.
If our producer's done lost his cookies over there.
So one person asked
If the rapture occurs
While sigh is still alive
Were the odds of him being awake
Versus napping
That's what's funny
Listen man I just read it
Well
We thought it was good to end on
He'll be asleep
I'd say about
Good when they end up
I'd say about 58.33 repeating
Of course
Percent chance he'd be asleep
Yeah
Because he's about 14 hours away
Yeah
He'll wake up
Next question
What happened?
Yeah.
I mean, I would, yeah, sleep.
I mean, he's probably going to be asleep.
He's got to be asleep.
He takes a nap.
How many hours of the day do you sleep?
14?
That's what I went with on the mat.
No, probably about eight.
Oh.
Okay.
Boom.
No, now that's a lot.
Yeah.
That one ain't even 95% of truth.
Okay, well, okay, nine.
Four hours a day.
That you sleep?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, look, I think it's two or three hours a nap.
Oh, no, no.
He's talking about in daylight hours he sleeps eight hours a day.
Not back time.
No, I'm talking about during a 24-hour period.
Oh, it's at least 12 hours a day.
Yeah, okay.
So Johnny D.
went with 14.
I would have probably said 16.
I'd have given you an eight-hour wake window.
Yeah, that's right.
And it would have been like three windows.
I mean, he's wiping sleep out of the life right now.
24 hours, okay.
So, yeah, about 12, about a half of you.
Okay.
He said, how many hours do you sleep in?
day he said about eight he meant literally during the day yeah yeah like it's his job yeah wow
take it seriously now yeah so basically what man is active as me i got to take it seriously so what
sigh is saying 50 50 that's what 50 that's pretty good that's good that's good that's good that's a good
good good number 50 percent i got some for godwin so godwin throughout throughout the last few years that
I've been here. I've realized that you're probably one of the most, like, interesting people I've ever met.
Interesting.
Yeah, you did a bull riding.
I just found out you have a phobia to ice and ice water.
Yep.
And you do, uh, coffee art for Miss Paula.
Well, I ain't real good at it.
Yeah, but I can't do it.
Yeah, but you do it.
It's just a heart.
It's a hobby.
You do it.
All you got to do is pour a big, a lot in the middle.
When it comes out and then just pull through it.
That's right.
Pull through it, boys.
Sometimes it's a heart and sometimes it's a blob.
And he's a very romantic person.
But I do make a coffee every morning.
He does.
I come in, I set it on the bed.
I mean, not on the bed on the desk in there.
And I pop to make it loud.
That's what gets her up.
Well, I was just wondering if you have, like, any other, like, very interesting things about you that we don't know.
He raised the motorcycle?
Yeah, race motorcraw.
Really?
He can fly and flee?
He can play the trumpet.
He brought the trumpet in one episode, very early episode.
Yeah, I played it.
When the Saints go marching in for size.
Yeah.
He wants to be in that number, by the way.
That's that.
Yeah.
Well, do you have, like, any other, like, interesting facts about you that we don't know?
Any other interesting facts.
Doesn't like shoes or socks.
Pretty much.
Don't wear underwear.
Yeah.
Undergarments and.
Yeah.
Undergumbers are out.
Yeah.
Socks, draws, under shirt, nope.
I don't know.
Most of the time, don't wear legs on his britches.
I got to drive a nice car 10 laps.
There you go.
That was fun.
Big gear head.
If he goes to a funeral, he zips the pants off into shorts in the parking lot when he leaves.
Oh, yeah.
I can give it.
Because I got zip on leg.
Did you do that out of funeral?
No, I'm just saying if he's in a situation where
pants are required.
They will become shorts in the parking lot.
I don't know.
He likes options.
I like the crappie fish.
At one time, he had three songs on his iTunes.
I had more than that.
Rush.
There's one that I would be interested if you ever.
I'm going to say, yeah, by Usher, Liljohn, and Ludacris.
That was a good guess, though.
Uncle Ludicrous.
Let's go with...
Give you a hint here.
Seasonings.
Spicy?
Seasonings.
Spicy?
Is it a spice girl song?
Mm-mm.
No.
Seasonings.
Cisco.
Mm-mm.
Nope.
No, but way more obvious than that.
Salt and pepper push it.
Yeah.
Boom.
That's on that.
And why did you have it on there, Galvin?
This is my favorite answer ever.
It's Ms. Paula.
She likes.
Zumba music.
Yeah.
That's what he used to say.
He said, that's Paula Zumba.
music.
He's up here.
He was doing this.
He was doing this by driving down the road.
Yeah.
That's what she does.
We were listening to push it.
There's about a truck with like 38s on it.
Yeah.
Galvin used to have a truck lifted where he needed a step ladder to get into.
Just about.
Yeah.
That's a good song, though.
And had a good stereo.
That's a good song to play if your wife's pregnant and you're at the hospital giving birth.
Me and Galvo just riding down.
the road two men listening to push it real good.
Push it real good.
Oh, man.
Good time.
Is that it?
Is that it, Hunter?
We out of here?
Hunter, what Bible verse you got?
That's not my job.
Wait, what?
Oh, we can't put, y'all can put us on the spot, but we can't put you on the spot.
Okay.
I got you covered.
I got you covered because when Sai was saying how much he's sleeping.
I knew exactly what Bible verse we were going with, but then I accidentally exit out of it,
so I want to make sure I get it right, but I'm going to tell you it's Psalms 4-8.
In peace, I will lie down and sleep.
For you alone, Lord, make me dwell in safety.
If you want to sleep like Sal, you better find the Lord, because that man sleeps in peace.
Amen.
Wisdom.
Thanks for the question, Joe.
We'll see y'all next time.
We should do it again sometime.
Amen.
