Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Turns British TikTok Stars from Redcoats to Rednecks

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

British social media stars Jase (@_theaccentguy) and Josh (@imjoshfromengland2) bond with Uncle Si over their faith, monster truck rallies, and their shared love for what makes America great. But when it comes to slang, they all agree subtitles should’ve been mandatory. Si can’t make sense of the Queen’s English, and the Brits get lost in the bayou lingo. John-David shocks everyone by revealing he knows a thing or two about soccer, instantly becoming the room’s leading expert on British culture. Josh and Jase hit up Martin for an alligator wrestling match, but he’s pretty sure they might bite off more than they can chew!  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I taste good Does it taste good? It's a different kind of tea than he's used to. Welcome back to the duck call room. We're here with some friends they're from very nearby. They came across a small pond

over in a neighborhood called the Atlantic Ocean. Yeah. And our president just made a deal with their... With them? With them? Yeah. With us two?

Yeah, with these two guys. Are you all royalty? No, the president did not make a deal with us. Just to put it out there. All right. You've got Prince Josh and Duke Jace here with us. You're Josh from England number two? Yeah.

Junior? Yeah, no. Well, the first cat got banned about five years ago, as I had to make a number two. And it's still here. But you got your Bible, so apparently whatever you got banned for you repented of. Cheers to that.

But we're excited to have some English people in the house. We have made fun of England more than any other country on this podcast. Of course you have. Well, they're like a first cousin. That's right. Are we the first Brits on the podcast, or have you had more? See, we don't know what a Brit is. Because y'all...

Well, hey, I got a question. Is the Irishman a Brit? Well, Northern Irish? Evidently, that would be no. Yeah. I have no idea what part of Irish he was from. Irish? Island.

I've been there. He's an Irishman. Yeah, he's an Irishman. You know, it's funny. Every American always says, I've got some Irish in me. Do you know this guy? No, we don't know that guy, all right? I know, like, your descendants from, you know, hundreds of years ago,

we don't know who they are. And we don't know the Royal Family. We don't know anybody else who's famous in the UK. Well, then why are you here? Because you guys invited. Oh, that's right. So I'm going to be honest. I was at my house other day.

I was flipping through. And then all of a sudden there's these two British guys on my Instagram feed. I don't know who they are. And they're like, hey, we're from England. And I'm not going to try and do the impression. They said, and we're headed to Shreveport. Okay. Louisiana.

You, like, I've been to Europe. I didn't even stop in y'all's country. I went to the cooler ones. Hold on, what are the cooler ones? Italy and stuff. But no, I'm just kidding. But what, when y'all were, like, looking at the map and y'all said, let's go to the United States of America.

What made you say, O'rah. We're ready. We're here. Okay. We knew you'd ask this on the way down. You should have. I said, I guarantee they ask about Shreve.

Reveport. Do you want to let them know, mate? Well, we dive into multiple different states. Louisiana was this trip. We wanted to visit Louisiana. Are we number one or two? What, in terms of what state? We've been to like 25 states. Yeah, we've hit a lot of states. How long have you been here?

We've been coming back and forth. Two years now. Okay. Do the research, man. Where's the research team? We don't have one. Okay. We don't have one.

We're a very small podcast. We just saw you, like, trying to chew a crawfired's head, so we're going to bring you in to make fun of you. My bad. Sorry about that. So, hey, there's a deal. How was it so far? Well, Jase, Shreveport, how do we get on?

It was... Yeah, so Louisiana, we thought, okay, we'll go to the most northern city in Louisiana. And Shreveport, apparently, was the third most populated. So, okay, we'll go there. There must be stuff to do there. I booked a motel. Uh-oh. Thinking we'll just stop there for the night or two.

And this may have been the worst motel. It may have been the one me in size stadium. Yeah, by accident. I think I saw you guys there, actually. In other words, I was going to ask you, okay, where do you write this? Is it a gar hole or worse than that? It was, listen, so Jace went in and he found it quite funny. And I said, yeah, you'll find it funny for 10 minutes.

The novelty will wear off. That we'll realize. Five minutes went by. We're like, we're leaving. It was a sort of moment I told you wipe your feet on the way out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, it wasn't. We don't want to put a bad light on Shreveport itself.

We do. We didn't want to. No, we're okay, it's okay. It's terrible. It's okay. We haven't really explored Shreveport. Just that one motel, and it wasn't great. That's all, that's all I ever went there before, too.

So what do you all think about the food so far? I think it's the best state in America for food. I'll say that 100%. And we've not even tried gumbo or jambalaya or... Wow. Boo Dan. You try boo-dhan. I said, yeah, we call it Bowden by accident.

Oh, I ain't bowding. Have you had any fishing chips? Boo, dude. No. Not in America. I mean, in the UK, I mean, okay, I will say Americans, they do need to learn how to do fish and chips. You guys, no, hold on.

Unless you tell me a restaurant, that does it good. I will die on that hill. They just have crawfish and fries. But you guys, the crawfish boils, incredible. That's better than fish and chips. It is. But we ate it wrong. We ate the shell.

And we got blasted for it online. Louisianaans went crazy. They put a video up with them. They're like, we're going to try crawfish for the first time. And they literally were like, sorry, is that the British red coat dance? Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know. I'll know a lot of people that busts the claws and eat them. No, no, no. They're like dipping. They put their head in mouth. Hey, look, they don't know something we don't. It's good for the digestive system. Amen, son.

That's what I'm talking about. To be fair. Hey, you got to have ruffet. Say, eats the peel of oranges. Respect. I respect that, you know. Oh, no. Look, that's why his beard so healthy.

That's why he's healthy. Yeah. The best part is in the peeling. The ruffage. I'm going to try that. I'll probably throw up, but I'll try it. No, no. It's pretty tough.

You will. Thank you little much. They went from red coats to red necks. Amen to that, brother. They went from red coats to red necks. That's good. So for our fans, what brings you to, you said you've been to America 25 times.

I just found you because you got lost in Streetport, and I love it. It's my favorite thing ever because that town scares me. But what brings you to America 25 times? Every state is like a different country. You know what I mean? In the UK, is pretty similar, apart from the cities.

You come here, we heard about the Cajun culture. This place is, it's like a movie set. I don't know what's going on. And the love people who have showed us is so nice. We're going to any guy, that's why we're late, by the way. Went to a gas station. We got hounded. It's like a little mini, mini meet and greet.

I don't know how you guys get on television stars, but we, yeah, it's crazy out here. You got recognized in the gas station? Oh, like a mini meeting greet and it was crazy. Well, I'm pretty sure you're in the algorithm because all of Louisiana's making fun of you right now. For A, staying in a motel in streetport and B eating a crawfish.

Yeah. We appreciate, I'll say this, I appreciate two dudes who are, y'all, a little bit of fish out of water, just diving in and seeing what happens. Yeah. Well, y'all are kind of like, uh, explorers. Pickers. The walkabout. Who, who, oh, oh, yeah. Crocodile Dundee.

Yeah, crocodile Dundee. Yeah, he's from Australia. Yeah, y'all are doing a walkabout in the United States. Yeah. Well, what's funny is every time we meet Americans, 90% of the time they'll go, are y'all from Australia? I'm like, sometimes I'll just go, yeah, we are. You know what? It's easier.

My son thinks Zazu from the Lion King's Australian and he's willing to die on that hill. I'm like, no, he's British, I think. Can we just, every one of y'all have to ask, why y'all y'all why y'all great Britain sometimes and England others? Oh, you want to know the difference between England and Great Britain?

Well, there's like five countries in one of them countries. We got you. Yeah, yeah, geez, go on. That's a little geography left. He doesn't know. He said, he pointed out. I'm trying to share some air time here. You know?

I'm trying to even it out a little bit. Basically, Great Britain has made of four countries, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland. Where's the other one? Hold on. Break it down for them. No, I got that. Oh, the other one's England where we're from. So England is one of the countries in Great Britain. So Wales is basically the Shreveport of Great Britain.

But why does Wales have their own soccer team? Then y'all get like the swimming team in your Great Britain. Ah, okay. So in the Olympics, we'll compete as Great Britain, not as the individual countries. The soccer teams are Wales, England. Scotland's the best soccer team, the football team. I'll say soccer to humor you. Football's coming home one of these days.

How do you know what I'm saying? Did his research? I've been waiting for it to come home and y'all still haven't brought it home. You are a red coat officially. If you say that, you're officially a Brit. Welcome. I got them. Yeah, Manchester United sucks.

That's my team. I'm not going to speak for the rest of the podcast. Enjoy all the best. Maybe I did my research there. I have been reading the book. Okay, the title of it is, more than a carpenter. One of the chapters in there is Jesus the only way to get to heaven. It words are a little different.

It doesn't mention his name. It just says it is the only way. And I go to the verse where Jesus himself speaking, saying, I am the way, the truth, the resurrection, the light, Okay, so yes, dummy, he's the only way. What, that's the most Louisiana thing. Yes, dummy. It's a loose translation.

That's the sad thing. Well, most people want to ask that. I know, but you had to just bring a bit of American on there at the end. Yes, dummy. You should look right down the lens and say that. Yeah. There's no other way. Yeah.

And this book, really, I've always said, and I'm not a Bible scholar by any means, it stretches imagination. I've always said, if I run up on somebody that don't believe in him, I said, well, I got more proof that he is, who he says he is, and has done the things he says he's done that's been recorded by, you know, I said, then you can come up with anything that, you know, can shoot it down because you can't. I can feel the Holy Spirit.

Wait until he breaks out some more of that Sci International version on you. Dummies? No, no. When comes to the father except through a million, dummy. You don't get fired up about this, okay, when you can see everything he's created, and here's the bindblower of all. He just didn't create it randomly.

He created it for all of us. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know, we love to eat beef around here. That's what because of our friends over at Tritels beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good?

It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritels comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch.

So they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door. We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic.

So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case, Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Is that how y'all preachers talk over there? Oh, no, we're a bit, I like it.

I mean, I prefer that way. We're a bit more reserved, you know, like Hans and McQuire. And the Brits are very, you know, reserved. I hate that. I can't help the way outside. No, no, because, hey, I hate that. for this reason. Okay.

If anyone should be happy and loud and proud, it should be the Christian. Yeah, dance like Daniel, I know. I thought he was going to say British people. Yeah. We're Christian,

okay, look, if he believes in the five son and he's with you. He's with me. Yep. But so you brought your Bible. Yeah, yes,

and you probably go to a different style of church than Louisiana here. And that's totally just a... I'm guessing it's Baptist, right? Are we talking like a Baptist? Friend, you don't want to go down that road with us. We'll have a conversation off camera.

I don't want to deviate. No, no. No. No. We're team to everybody. We're a strange bunch. Hey, my brother... Everybody's welcome.

My brother started this about oh, 10 or 15 years ago. He told us the people where I go to church. Take the stupid name off the building. So get rid of denominations. We go to your church and you go to our church. We are the church. Why don't we stop all this division, okay, and say, oh, who died for you? Oh, that would be the Godhead.

And there's three of them. Father, son, Holy Spirit. That's what that's for. I want to, you know. I don't know what that means. That's the Holy Spirit button. Oh, hey, here's the thing. And then if people ask you, well, hey, who do you worship?

Hey, I say it this way. I run with a gang. A good gang. A good gang. Yeah, yeah. Okay. It's a different kind of gang. That's the same.

God's the father. God's the son. And God. the Holy Spirit. And hey, if you run with them, guess what? You run with them. You're my brother or you're my sister. My question was, though, because no matter which flavor we are of whatever it is,

that Louisiana church is going to look different than British church. And, you know, I've been to Epcot, but I also have been to real. Epcot. That was a joke. Anyway, and y'all've got these buildings that are unbelievable while we go to church in glorified gyms, right? Yeah. So it's like, I don't even know what city y'all are from, Manchester? No, that is, where have you picked up?

Well, you said that stuff. Oh, you're just a fan of the good team. So you're like a Yankee, Alabama fan, Laker fan. Okay. Caught you on that one. So where are y'all from? Nottingham. Nottingham. What do we say to Americans when we describe where we're from? Well, Robin Hood's running around stealing stuff. Don't take out line. That's what we're meant to say. Hey, I've done my British. Don't buy a bad bad bad problem. I'm not. You side. I'm for Robin Hood. Look, he robbed from the writ and gave to the poor for crying out loud. Here we go.

Exactly. Yeah. So now my son is stationed in the Air Force at Lackenheath, and so we went to go visit him. Where is that? Yeah, where is that? That sounds like it's Lord of the Rings. It's in English. Here's my question.

Here's my question. Why do y'all hate ice? I couldn't find any ice. You're like this every time we come to America about the crushed ice. This is right here. you don't have that what's eyes no what's eyes

y'all don't have ice oh you talk about the people to help deport why's what manager keep calling why oh hey hang around here fall a lot

yeah no look we don't have crushed ice in the UK so I come here get myself to Sonic get a crushed ice styrofoam cook Dr. Pepper

blows my mind that's the only reason he should okay now we now have the why have you come here 25 times we keep trying to smuggle

Sonic Sonic yeah America's trapped but I don't even know how we got here I was asking... I don't know if we've gone from Jesus to crush the ice.

That's not... Welcome to the dot comrade. No, I want to know about their church back home and nodding them. Okay, okay. Is it like a cathedral? Do you walk in and like, don't move? Yeah, we're in a cult. No, no, no.

We all wear road and I'm like, oh... No, no, no. Because I would be it. I would go to that just for fun. Okay, so my church is a little bit old-fashioned. Unfortunately, we only sing psalms, and it's a bit, you know, sitting in the... You sing the song.

Just the Psalms? From the Bible. From the Bible. Yeah. Our church is very, very strict when it comes to... See, that's ingrained in the Brits. Yeah. That's...

I've been saying this. It's not... Hey, this is not derogatory. No. Or derogatory. It's definitely not deregulatory. But that's inbred in y'all. Inbred?

Okay. No, we're not inbred. No, that's us. That's us. You guys. I don't know. Hey, you've always got to be proper. Okay, yeah, not inbred.

Are you proper? I'm not inbred. If being not inbred means being proper, I'm proper. I just want to put it out there. Listen, the royals all them years ago, they might be a little bit inbred. You were told that to be that. There you go.

Oh, not inbred. Okay, yeah, right. Sorry, sorry, sorry, guys. Okay. Maybe the wrong choice was. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting it. They were conditioned to believe. Yeah, that's right.

Ingrained. They were gone ingrained in you. Yeah, there you go, to be very proper. Yeah, ingrained. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we were like, we're like, witch, as a baby.

If you don't believe, why we're American. I don't know why I went American. We don't mess around over there. You know, if you actually don't believe in the UK, you get stoned to death. So, that's no life. Well, Old Testament. It's been old. Hey, the British people in the Church of Christ are all together. Yeah, we have the new testament over here. I'm just, we're losing it. We're losing it. We don't know we're going to lose it. We all. We ain't losing it. Crush Dr. Pepper in Nottingham

forest. Yeah. No, that Notting Manchester United, but that's the right team. That's the right team. You just abandon the home team? Yeah, yeah. I support the home team. One question.

Yep. What's the media starting you found in America? Epcot. That's in Disney. That has fishing chips. Yeah, he doesn't though. Can I ask a question? Yep.

Have you ever had a size first or yours? Mine, his first. Go ahead. It'll make it different. McDonald's, I got on fish and chips. Is there a restaurant over there called McDonnas? Brother, that's like me asking you, right? A random restaurant.

No, I thought it was a chain. I thought it was a chain. McDonald's. No, McDonners. No, no, no. Not McDonald's. Hold on. I thought you just had this accent.

It's really good. It had fish and chips. I was hoping it was a chain and I was going to get y'all to send me some. Apparently it's not a chain. Don't worry about it. What's the most interesting thing you've ever seen here in America? I love Americans. They think the UK's like a really small island.

There's like 10 people living on this island. To be fair, it's the size of Louisiana and you're all stacked on top of your time. I think the UK's bigger than Louisiana. You can drive here for hours and never come to the end. Well, most. people that come over here. I know Germans because I spent 12 and a half years in Europe.

In Germany? Yeah, when I was in the military. Whereabouts can I ask? I asked, bomb holders, Germany, and ends Wybrookin. Respectfully, Sai, I have no clue what you've just said there, and I would actually like to know, so I'm going to have to backtrack. Where was the place? What did I say the first one?

I forgot what it is. The accent is, fair play. You've got me stumps. Was the other one, bomb holder. That's not how they pronounce. They pronounce it not bomb holder. I'm going to have to Google that. No, no, little bomb holder, you'd be better looking up Kazer Slotten.

Kazer Slotten. Okay. Yeah, you know where that's that. It's right over there by Great Britain. It's right over there. Ktown. Ktown. Okay, okay.

In the house. Why, Brooklyn is right on the France German border. Okay, okay. Well, we're pretty close to the French German border, genuinely, so it's quite a... That's good news. Yeah, yeah. Europe's quite small. Genuinely, it is very, very small.

Yeah, over there by that forest. over there by that forest. Yeah. What forest? Who knows? Just the forest. What's the coolest thing y'all have done since you've been over here? In Louisiana or America?

In America. America first, Louisiana second. That RV trip was cool, on it? Yeah, we did a... So we said we've been to like 25 states. That doesn't mean we've been visiting 25 times. We kind of visited maybe six, seven. But we ticked off a lot of states in this RV trip.

And that was 31 days together in an RV. Yeah. Very close proximity. How did you tick them off? What do you mean? Well, it was Arizona to New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I drove from Arizona to New York.

Yeah, 31 days it was, yeah. 31 days, guys, that's a long time. We saw some crazy stuff. We tried noodling. Newtling. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, which doesn't exist where we're from. That was bonkers. They are rednecks.

Yeah, I told you. Okay, name one thing, right, a cultural thing in America, I bet we've done it. Name something that's like so left field, I bet we've done it. Go on, name something that you would not expect a Brit to do. Noodling, done it. That's a pretty solid. Yeah. Frog gigging. We're doing that this trip.

We're going to a frog festival and we're going frog in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where are you going, frog festival? There's a frog festival nearby. Should I get them to pay for the promo? Or what do we... I don't know. There's a frog festival nearby.

I don't know. We got a lot of festivals. Hey, if Jace would know about that. Oh, yeah. He's the frog. Gage is the frog man of the Robertson. Oh, okay. What we did was, which was badass.

We went on a hoverboat and we fired a bow and arrow like Robin Hood. and we was... You were bow fishing. You both fished. Yeah. And we got catfish and garfish. There's a picture of me holding this massive garfish

with a hole right through its head. I felt the most badass I've ever felt in my life. Did you eat it? You can't eat garfish. It's quite hard to filet, apparently. But catfish, we had catfish milkets. You can eat a gar.

I've eaten a gar in this room. It tastes terrible. It can eat anything. It tastes like it smells. We've got Walmart, guys. Yeah, don't go to eat a gar. No. Do not do it.

It is disgusting. British fish. chips is way better than that. Well, hey, in case somebody might tell you, to shoot a frog with an arrow, don't do it. Shoot a frog with a bow and arrow. Now, that does sound American. Don't do it because the next time you'll hear is a snap.

He'll break your arrow, and you'll see it going down to creek. One thing we did do. That's experience speaking. I had a buddy of mine that was a, he was a Robin Hood freak. Okay, because he could shoot a boat. So we let him do it, and then we said, You just let a good one get away. Okay.

He said, wait a minute, guys, that was just the first time. He said, next time I know what to do. And I said, what's that? He said, I'll stick him right through the nose, and he'll back up. And then I can just go down there and pick him up, take the hour out of him. It's Kevin Costner. So, hey, nope, nope, that's, hey. So he started shooting Matt Wayne was okay.

I'm trying to think of the most American thing one can possibly do. Oh, no, Jason's got one here, man. We wrote a bull. We wrote a ball. Oh, you wrote a ball. A live ball. I like to scroll on TV. My control.

I was thanking. Rode a ball. There you go, Sire. So have you been catfish noodling? Yeah. If you've ridden a bull. Yeah. And we've shot guns.

It was 2 V2. We were dressed as red coats versus two veterans. Y'all were shooting at people? No, no. We went against... I was going to say, American is a gun.

No, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. We went against two ex-marines. One guy had one leg, and he beat us. He was so cool. We called him the pirate. He's such a cool guy.

He called himself the pirate. He called himself the pirate. We didn't give him that nickname. Yeah, we fired a 50 cal, 50 cal. I mean, took my shoulder off. Yeah, that was... I've actually got scope bite here where it broke my nose

when I fired a rifle against Tannerite. It was like, how many was that? 200 pounds of Tannerite, something like that? I don't think it was that much. I don't know, but yeah, the scope hit me right here and it broke my nose. Does they let you come back home? Like when they see what y'all are doing?

No, they send us back. They strip our red coat and say, go back to where you came from. Go back where you kept from. Yeah, yeah. But we've done a lot of stuff. We rode a ball. One of the scariest experiences of my life.

Where did you ride a bull at? That makes a difference. And how many seconds? Well, that's a funny story. So. Because if it was in like Arkansas, that's not a bull. I think it was. Colorado.

But we had to drive through. We had to drive. What state was we in to? I can't remember. But basically, a follower reached out and we followed them down these back roads for like two hours. And they said, yep, followers, we're going to show you how to ride a bull. We thought we're going to die.

This guy gets out. He's got no front teeth. He's got, his dog had one leg missing. And we thought we're not joking. His dog had one leg. missing? And he was the ball rider, right? He was the guy that has to distract the ball. I don't think he's very good. Yeah, but it was very, very scary. And the guy

cattle prodded the bull. I didn't realize until the footage came out. He what? Zappa thing. Yeah. He's a sucker. So the ball's like, and I didn't realize. And I didn't tell on the deal. Yeah. They had him in the deal in time. You ready? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly what he did. They shot the ball. I've got so many more questions. Do you all just open the DMs and say, We're on our way. Absolutely.

Yeah. That's how, that's our whole trip. That's how we plan our whole trip. It's going to be the beginning and the end. Listen, eventually I'll look, we'll run out and we will die.

Yeah, Buffalo Bob's going to message you all one of these days. Yeah, we've made memories. Who's Buffalo? Bob? You don't want to know. Yeah.

All right. I do. I'm going to have your face one day. Anyway, it's going to wear it. God, that's crazy. You got to do that here,

you just, you just got in a car and followed some guy in the middle of nowhere of Colorado? Yeah. Yeah. We signed a waiver. They're more American than me. I'm going to say it.

We signed the waiver. I'm out. Hold on. The waiver was a handwritten note on an A4 pad of paper. It was like, can you sign here? And I was like, okay. It had blood on it as well, sir. Yeah.

I've tried to hear them on that. Okay, we're supposed to be driving a Ferrari. You guys do it different here. He's got a Rolex on. You're driving Ferraris? What's going on? We need to do something different. The man's observant.

The man is observant. I sell worms for a living, by the way. That's blinding my eyes. He'll get some sunglasses on. He'll pick pocket you. You've got to be careful. Yeah, I'm coming after that. You be careful.

I've been to, no, I haven't. Yeah. I haven't Epcot. Anyway. So we got to keep Uncle Siah away from them because he's as crazy as they are. Yeah, he would just go places. He would take them to a monster truck. This guy's jumped 10 crushed cars in a monster truck.

Have you done that? And nobody knew it but him. He was, he was. Everybody else, this one and my nephew was in the stand. Well, they was with me. I asked the guy that owned the truck, you know, he asked Philip Pazzo, Slim, what is Uncle Siver?

What's he going to do? I got a note. I mean, his handler. So the guy said, oh, he's going to get in one of the trucks. We're all going to parade out there, all eight trucks. He's going to be number three and pull up on a dirt burn. Get out, take his helmet off. I'll be going to go nuts.

So I didn't have to sign any paperwork for this. So look, that's all that he's heard. They leave. Well, I get in. in a stupid golf cart with Joe, Slim's right-hand man, and he said, Uncle Si,

what the boss say you was going to do? He said, oh, I told him, I said, oh, I'm going to be in the third truck and do this, this. And he said, man, hey,

you're Uncle Sy, I, you need to jump some crushed cars. So I said, well, okay. Yeah. So look,

they watch, they kill the house lights. It shows two idiots carried a 12-foot ladder out. Idiots. Okay. With me, he followed them, with my helmet in my hand. They watched me crawl in the window of this monster truck.

Okay, they take the ladder away. Okay, you put a spotlight on the truck. I fire that bad boy up. This thing's got a 440 hemmy on it. So it's whoa-wow-wo-waw-wo. Yo, so look. Time out. We got a tea catastrophe.

It was, the tea had ice in it. 9-1. I'm so sorry. Hold on. 9-1-1. I was drinking the tea. I looked up. I saw I go,

whoa, one. Oh, man. Anyway, so look, I've told one of the guys, he come walking by me, he perfected a 360 backward flip. He was just running into a wall of dirt,

flipped the car, you know, and land, yeah. So he told me, he said, hey, that's the best truck we got, the one you was driving. He said,

number two, it does great doughnuts. And I said, well, hey, here's the thing. You do this for a living, tell what I've got to do. He said, oh, Robertson, anything to it.

A piece of cake. He said, see the dirt berm on this side of them crushed cars? I said, yep. He said, see the dirt berm on the other side? I said, yep. He said, don't ever mind me. He said, you're in the military, right? I said, yeah.

He said, was you airborne? I said, nope. He said, you're fixing to be. You're fixing to be. I pulled out of the motor pool, and he had told me, hey, make wide turns, big wide turns, because the tires are eight foot tall. So I make a big wide turn.

down there make a big white turn, get lined up on the dirt burn and they tell me and said, hey, then it's all, you know, the car takes over. Just stomp it to the, put your pedal to the metal all the way to the floor and then hang on. Just pray. So look,

they're watching me, these two idiots here are watching me and they're arguing about well, hey, this guy, he crawled out of the car somehow, but I don't know because this guy here's fixed to jump something. Well, about that time, look, I stuck the pedal. I put my big toe, okay, in the, in the carburetor.

Well, hey, this thing right up like a stallion. So Josh is looking, Josh and Jace are looking at the picture right now, so. So look. Your airborne right here, yeah. So look, I finally hit, and when I do, it might near turns over. I'm spinning the tires of steering wheel, fixing to make it blow up, turn it over, do something spectacular. And this stupid thing clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, dyes on them.

me. Well, I thought the injure died on me. Truth is, I found out later, Slim had one of kill switches. He ruined my greatest opportunity. You were 10 foot in the air in a monster truck. I know it, but hey, look, I'd have been doing some... And he wasn't supposed to be jumping this guy's truck. What a way to go out, though. Imagine that was your last moment in a massive monster truck. I couldn't believe he was doing it. I was like, no way. Look, he jumps out of the stand, screaming. Okay, after the crowd, it sounds like a roar from the crowd. He gets louder than the crowd.

Oh, I wasn't that loud. Yeah, he was. Screaming, what wrong with you, you old man? Are you trying to kill yourself? And I said, no. He said, what was you thinking? I said, well, I probably wasn't. Yeah.

And I said, but then he showed me the picture. You know, I'm looking and I'm saying, wait a minute, hold. That's the picture that y'all saw. I got the counting, okay? My tires are above the 17th row in. the stand. How did you feel when you was airborne? Oh, hey, look, I thought I was going to have a heart

attack and die. See, I had an open heart surgery about two years before that. Oh, no. So look, when I went up in the air, I'm looking like this, then the next time I'm looking like this, okay, and I'm going to, you know, and I had to say, settle down, you old fool, you fix it,

have a heart attack right here if you don't stop. Yeah, we're not as crazy as you, say. Yeah. So look, that's why I wouldn't sign any papers. the next time we went to an event where he was going to drive. Yeah, so somebody asked me one time after that, you know, why was at another event?

He said, well, what else is on your bucket list? And I said, well, you know them big drag racers that's got the big chimp balloon tires and the bicycle tires out there, 14 foot in front of you. I said, I'm going to break the standing record driving that. So look, two weeks later, I'm at another event. Hey, this idiot pulls up was one on his, on his trailer.

Well, we get to talk in, he says, well, sure you can do it. Y'all, so we get to talk in, and I said, wait a minute. He said, hold it. He says, I remember something about you having a bypass heart surgery or something like that? I said, yeah, but that was about five years ago. I said, what's got to do with? He said, well, this thing, when it's going down the highway, down the drag strip, he said, it pulls about five to seven Gs.

he said your heart may not be able to take that. I said, hold that dollar a minute. Let me think. So I said, hey, I got it worked out. I said, when I go to the doctor for a checkup, and he's telling me I got about two months to live, I said, I'm going to call you. And I said, I'm going to, I'm fixed to win with your car.

And I'm going to have the fastest record ever ever was. One last hurrah. That's why we don't turn him loose by itself. And here's how it's going to happen. The green light hits, y'all, I'm looking at the Christmas tree. Yeah. The green light hit, I take off and I'm just roaring down. And look, as soon as them bicycle tires go across the line at 380 miles an hour,

the engine, the nitro engine blows up, I go to heaven, and I bust the record. There it is. There you go. What a story. And Dan, you don't want to I'm singing all the way up here? I went out in a blaze of gore, baby. I was singing I'll fly away.

I was thinking ring of fire. Free bird. Ring of fire. So have you all planned out what you're doing in your last two months? Of our lives or? Yeah, no, of your lives.

He's driving that car. That sounds good. I want to be in the past of the seat. What are y'all going to be up to? I'm with you, sign. That monster's real right. We're all going.

What's on your bucket list? Ooh. What do y'all want to do? Especially why you're here. I just want to meet Willie. I saw some alligators. Y'all were messing with some alligators. Yeah, we're trying to find wild alligators.

There he is. Can I see this guy? Is it real? Is that real? Why would it be fake? I don't know. It's like an ornament. It looks shiny.

Why do you put that? Why have you got resin on it? Give them a bit of shit. I don't know if you know what happens when they die. They decay. Hey, it's tax a guy. You all want to wrestle one or ride one or what? I would love to.

Yeah, yeah. Genuinely. I know just the man. I've got a contact to you to right now. That's in touch side. That man right all there. Oh, yeah. I'm a government.

Martin. Martin don't wrestle, Alan. He's not Steve Irwin Jr. Hey, look, y'all has a sign of release, though. Yep, sign a release. Martin's been sitting up there. He's going to. He said, I ain't wrestling.

But he can't catch him. I didn't say you was going to wrestle them. They want to wrestle them. Why would you wrestle him? Yeah, you just got to supervise him. Hey, well, maybe they're like my brother. Who's a man? That's a lot of them.

Hey, if this British Joe Dirt wants a wrestling alligator, well, I don't think that's on our property. I'm ready. You get on the back, you hold the head down, right? You stop the jaw from moving, tape it up. Your hands? These alligators are much bigger. He's like this.

No, I'm wrestling a little puppy, you know. Oh, he's talking about a little baby. Yeah. A little puppy. He's not wrestling. Like this? A puppy. This size?

No, smaller than that. Yeah. He wants it a little bit. He's looked at the teeth. Yeah. A little. Well, this guy was shocked, whatever he did to him. Look, look on his face. Those are marbles.

Can I ask what this? Thank you so much for the gifts, but... Yeah, we got you all some duck calls, by the way. This is so cool. Why don't you give it a test and we'll let side judge you? Yeah, here we go. Can you explain how these... Go for it, then we'll tell you. That's a very good hoodow.

Sounds like a fruity duck. No, no. That's a very good hoodow. Well, it's a bit of a zesty duck minus. But it ain't a duck. He said, You were holding that like a trumpet tea. I feel like I'm about to beat the queen.

Hey, that's a word for you. Yeah, there it is. Charles's going to walk in like, come on. Oh, yeah. For the crown, for the crown. Is he in charge anything? Not really. He's got it.

No, no. Look, I'm going to be honest, it's you guys that are keeping our economy alive. You Americans love the royal family. Maybe not you guys, but the tourism brings in a lot of money. So. The tourism? To see a king who ain't in charge of nothing? To see the palace.

You guys look the whole palace. Yeah. You know, it's right. It's like the old movies. You guys get caught up in it. Romance. Actually, you say, I know you love a chick flick, right? Do you love a romance film, British?

The best British movie I ever saw was Men and Tights. I've never seen that. You've never seen Robin Hood? You've never seen Robin Hood men and tights and you're from Notting him? No. Never seen it. My friend, I'm about to show you America. We lived it.

We lived it. It's the greatest. movie of all time. I know the greatest movie everybody with a Brit in it. Here we go. James off. Drop the gem.

Bridge over River Kwai. But before you all go, our Canadian producer, Beth, has questions about the UK as well. Is Willie a bad word? Willie means your penis. Oh, these kids. Oh, shh.

Hey, that's the medical term. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey, that's the medical time. Family show. Family show. I'm so sorry. Bleep that, okay. It's kind of like the

kiddie childish way of saying. Gotcha. Yeah. No, that's something else, Martin. Martin thought of something else. No, that's... What did you think it was when you heard that word? I thought it was just my old boss.

No. But that, that checks out. Anyways. That checks out. I don't see what you did there. No, but there's all sorts of weird words that they say. Are there any words we say that y'all, like, have pause? Oh, no, did they really just say that?

Yeah, so what do you guys call your... or your mom. But it begins with F. You would say it's a fanny, right? You might say that. No, you call it off money. We're not going to call it. Well, that would mean the woman's parts in the UK.

Oh, boy. Oh, my goodness. We've gone down a road. Guys, I don't want to, I'm trying to be, you know, PC here. There's kids in the studio. I'm trying to describe it. That's a weird thing you guys knew, you know?

Yeah, yeah. It's okay. Manager's still calling. Phone's still going off. Hasn't the stop. No, that's our manager now. Yeah, that's Willie. there he is

outside the door just like so have you ever heard this phrase we're down like four flat tires I don't know what that means he doesn't mean

we're buddies we're close we go way back we're down we're down like four flat tires yeah you can use that I'm gonna let you know

that the 70s whenever he was around was different time that's not true I've never heard that in my life I used to but he's wearing a Rolex

yeah that's maybe you're out of church now I'm out of the Rolex can tell anybody what he wants you know If you're from the 70s, you're from the 70s.

What happened here? He's got a Rolex. He's a Rick. Yeah. He nailed it. He nailed Johnny D. All I've done it today. It's still crickets and worms.

So back on. Hey, there's money and worms. Supply and demand. I like it. Get yourself a Rolex. Get some worms. Get a Rolex. Anyway, sorry for calling you out.

Sorry, man. You did it. It's fine. You are cancelled. Okay. I'm uncancelable. Yeah, true. He's witty.

You've got a like it. Bless your heart took us a while to get hold of. Bless your heart. That's what they said when he ate the crawfish head, wasn't it? We thought it was a nice thing. Bless your heart.

We feel bad for you. Yeah, yeah. Bless your little heart, darling. Well, it's how you say it, right? It's the way you say it sometimes. It can mean nice things, can mean a bad thing. If it's after you ate a crawfish head, it's not nice.

It means we did it wrong. It's not good. Yeah, yeah, probably, yeah. You got me when I've seen. They showed me y'all saying something on the phone. I don't have a phone. Okay, we do say stuff on a phone. Something about your eyes.

Oh, yeah. So everywhere he goes, they say, Josh, the girls, the pretty women say, I love your eyes, can I have your eyes? And he said, no, but our children take over. No, I'm not saying my line. You're going to steal my, no, I'm joking. No, no, I'm joking. Yeah.

Well, funny story about eyes. We've got what just happened literally an hour ago in a gas station. Well, it was in that gas station and the woman points at me. She goes, you! I was like, what? She goes, come over here. And I was like, oh, what I've a done? And she goes, you can't be walking around here with those eyes, those pretty blue eyes?

I was like, uh-oh. Because she saw the video. She went, it's this you? I like these baby blues. I was like, he's about to get kidnapped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the line from the video was a lady might say you've got beautiful eyes, can I have your eyes. And I say no, but your children can.

It sounds a bit creepy saying. I've never heard him say that. Saying it in front of another man seems a bit creepy. I think that's a great pickup line. Yeah. Oh, I never want to hear it again. Is that a great pickup line? He said that's a great pick-up line.

If I've got your approval, I saw that line. Because my son-in-law, he said the same thing. He said the same thing. He married my daughter. Yo, his line was, hey, will you have my babies? Respect. What's your best pick-up line, Sye?

Hey, she did, four of them to win this. What's your best pickup sign? Jace wants to know your best pickup line. What's your best pickup line, say? Don't steal mine. I'm ready. I want everyone's. That would be, hey, let's get on the dance floor

and let's see what kind of moves you got, girl. Straight to the point. I like it. Straight to the point. I like that, though. Are y'all young single men just travel in America? We're both in a relationship. Yeah.

I know because, hey, I wouldn't... This isn't going to help you then. Back in my day, okay, I was at the club. And this... The club. That's weird. You said it, Ty. That's mental.

I was at the club. I was crazy. It was the dance hall back in. They came running over. Anyway, this woman, okay, who was finally... than wine. Yep. Okay.

It was running, that's good. That's good. Was running all of the gentlemen off of the floor since you come up and ask me to dance and then, look, hey,

for the rest of the night, the only two people dancing was being hurt. Tell them. Because, hey, we kicked the doors off, the windows out. And, hey, we put it on a show.

Oh, I bet you did. Oh, no, we did. Yeah. Have you got the moves? Would you a dancer back in the day? I could have done it back in. Okay. I'm not very good dancer.

Us Brits can't dance. Anyway, I don't want to let you get away. We've seen your best pick-up line. Then we're going to go to Josh here. My name's not Josh, by the way. I told you that a long time ago because everybody else's name was John. I thought a guy named Josh wouldn't have a Rolex.

So what is your name? That's actually taught me by surprise because I would have a Rolex if all Josh had a Rolexes. So please tell me your name. He's more hung up on my watch than you are. Oh, yeah, yeah. This is unbelievable. So what is your name?

British people in their jewelry. Yeah, yeah. He's like a person from Westman Roe can do this. They have money. We have class systems. We're like really poor, you know, so we can't afford it. I'm related to the king. Really?

Actually, I think that's true. If you go back. Yeah, no, if you go back. Yeah, everyone's related to the king back then. Were you? Inbred back then, wasn't it? Everyone was related. I don't know how it works.

I'm an American now. Yeah, so can I get your name, actual name? John David. John David. Or Josh, whichever one you want. I call you Josh. He was amazed that everybody in the room's name was Josh. I was like, Josh, good to meet you, and I just left it.

John David, John Philip, John Salas. Yeah, well, We're all John. We're all John down here. That's actually kind of true. Okay, fair enough. Philip used to be, Philip used to be,

you ever seen the movies with the rollerbladers dancing? Mm-hmm. What, in the wooden floors and... Yeah. That's what he did to get women. Oh, fat boy, he moves pretty good.

Fuck! Got a strong roller skate. He's catching streaks. They've never seen a fat person before. They're from crazy. Hang around then. Is this what they look like? His toes are like bulging out his sandals.

It's amazing. Get him in a museum now. No, I'm joking. Come help me. It's a great beard. It's a great beard. I met the girl, I met the girl that I married in an aerobics class. She was the teacher.

Of course you did. Yeah. And so that's, I mean, I didn't have any great line. You still do aerobics now or you... Look at me. What do you think? That's what I was in blind. You're staring at a dusty road there.

Dusty road. I'm joking. I'm joking. No, no, no, no. John Day, what do you get? Picking up women. So you know mine. I've told it many times

you walk up to the grill you say hey you want to go get a pizza and make out wow I thought you was gonna cool myself a little bit better than that's not

no no they never say yes there's layers there's layers to this they always they always ask what kind are we going to eat the pizza

first or we're going to make out no they just they normally say no and then you just say you don't like pizza oh then they laugh

next thing they know they're at a pizza hut and they don't know how they got to that. And that's why he's got a Rolex. Come on, baby. Hey. Hey, right there. Three kids later, baby.

My man. It works. How old are y'all? I can't tell how old British guys are. Let's guess. Y'all are kind of like... I don't know anything. On how old these guys are.

Jason, Josh. They're both in a relationship. Josh is 24. 24. My man. He is. He is 22. 22. I'm going to say

26, 25. What are you saying, Sy, for Jace? He's already said it. He's like 22. 22? No, no, 32. 29. You can never tell British people.

Yeah. 31.30. Ah. For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine wine, baby. But I've had the hair transplant to make me look younger.

I was losing my hair, went to Turkey, got it fixed. Add some more years, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take them off. You don't want to add more, do you? I don't know how serious you are. No, no, no, what, one million percent?

You went to Turkey to get more hair? Yes, sir. And you're like, yeah, that's what I did. You can't just buy it. This is a common thing among men. I know why you guys are wearing hats. Hey, hot! Oh, no, you guys!

You got me? Hold on, JD. Yeah, do it. That's it, right? Are you hat fishing? Let's take a look. I'll get you to. Oh, man, you're okay.

Okay, listen, I went to Turkey. Mine was going. Mine was going. How old are you? Yeah, well, you're 30. How old were you when you got turkey transplanted hair? Two years? Is it your hair?

It's a Turkish man. No, so what they do is they take 3,000 hairs from the back of your head, because you never lose hair from the back of your head, and they put it all in the front, so you've got a hair line for life. Martin? Yeah.

Yeah. Martin's good with it. No, no, no, no. I don't have the head shape for it. You don't have... My head is like a mushroom, it goes out. So if I put it, I can't go bold. It won't look good.

Sye, rocking it, rocking it. You don't know what I mean? Everyone's looks good. I've got that European blockhead, you know? And it just doesn't work. Minecraft. Yeah, okay. Who said Minecraft?

You did? Yeah, that's violation. But yeah, the hair's sorted. Hairline for life now. I'm going to fool the kids. What happens if that falls out? It won't. How do you know?

I don't. That's what I always said. Well, wait a minute. It's falling out. You know, all you're going to do is put it back. And that's going to fall out. it back. Well, I've got a girlfriend now. She's got to live with it, you know? So if it falls out, deal

with it. That's right. You know? Yeah, so it's fine. Listen, guys, don't be ashamed, but if you're losing the hairline, get yourself to Turkey. Hey, look, you may put it here with the gorilla. We go to Mexico for our weird procedures. Gorilla Groot. Why don't they do that in England? Oh, they do, but if you go to Turkey, it's like five times

cheaper. And I got it for free, social media. This is, oh, man. Turkey is the Mexico of Europe. That is what we've learned. No, it actually is. It actually is, genuinely. I just learned that. Do they have chips and salsa?

What, in Turkey? Yeah. I think it's an Arab country. It's more... And Mexico wins. All right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you all been to Mexico?

No, went to the border and everyone was like... That's not the one you want to go to. New Mexico border. Very different. Is it? The New Mexico border or the border between New Mexico and Mexico. The border between New Mexico and Mexico. Yeah.

And they said, if you go there, you're going to die. So we said, let's go there. We always say content first. We got to the border. And then they came to Shreveport. To be fair, I don't know where you were in more danger. Turkey, Shreveport or the border of Mexico. Listen, we love Shreveport.

Say for the camera, we love Shreveport. There are some great places in Treyport. Generally, though, we want to give Shreveport another go because I feel like people from Shreveport a little bit angry. But we might give it another go. I got your back. Shreveport sucks. Anyways.

No comment. Why is your manager calling me now? Yeah. What's going on? No comment. Trust me, there's like three people in Shreveport with an iPhone. Nobody saw that.

Okay, okay. How do you turn this thing off? I hate Shreveport with everything I have. I'm just surprised you could drive through there to get to here. How terrible was that road? Listen, this is beautiful and tearing in here. I love the tears on the wall, the caps.

I like it. It's like modern. They're also going bald. We're sending them to Turkey later. Send them to Turkey. There we go. Give the dears a mullet. Let's go.

We got to end this. We're going off. This is been a ride, guys. We do end everyone with the Bible verse, and I was told you all brought one yourself. Absolutely. Let's hear it. Yeah, okay.

Let's hear the... If I don't need a Bible. You don't need a Bible. Are you ready? Here we go. My favorite verse out of the whole Bible. There's a lot. Romans 811, the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives in you.

Excellent. But when you really deep that, it blows your mind. Yeah, if we went, if we went full theology on that, if you let Cy go on that, another hour on the podcast. That's right. So I love it. I love it. And thank you for the,

your guys, you know, preach. I like it. Well, thank you for joining us today. It's been fun. Absolutely. I don't even know. Where can we find you guys out if people are wanting to follow you are? So we're just Josh and Jace,

Jace, Jase with an S, not with the C, everywhere, like Instagram, Facebook, TikTok. Yeah. There you go. Go check them out. I've recently found them due to their Shreveport mischievousness. And it brought joy to my heart to see somebody in a motel in Shreport panicking. It's a fun time.

They're great guys. Yep. Brothers in Christ from a long way away, but, you know. And remember, sell worm, you get a Rolex. All the best. That's the name of the podcast, isn't it? That's the name of the podcast, isn't it? That's the name of the episode.