Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Unveils His EPIC Plan to Solve 3 of the World's Big Problems

Episode Date: June 29, 2021

Si reveals his plan to kick butt, take names, and defeat one of the world's greatest scourges, and it may just solve a couple of the world's other problems too. Martin shares his definitive guide to the best baby gift you can buy a future hunter or fisherman. Si fesses up to the time he set his rain jacket on fire and sent everyone scrambling. The boys are SERIOUS about their duck blind eats, and the menu will make your mouth water. The government thinks Si's not dangerous at his age. Well, think again, Jack! John-David and Godwin push back against defunding the police. And the mailbag is full of questions about dinosaurs. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's why it always makes me laugh around here. People don't get out of down here very often because when it gets down to the wintertime, they say, we just need a frost to kill all them mosquitoes. And I'm like, have you ever been to Alaska? This day's frozen 90% of the year. And there are mosquitoes. Plentiful. Plentiful.

They got mosquitoes in Alaska? Oh. Have they got mosquitoes in Alaska? They just got mosquitoes ever. Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? Oh, boy. I was wondering when I'd get to use that one on your show. I don't tell you, no, she sleeps on her side.

She don't sleep on her stomach. Ah, it's a family show, family show. What are we doing? What are we doing? Back to mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are even at Disney World, though. I mean, they're just everywhere. Yeah.

Anywhere that's nice, a mosquito will descend upon it. I'm actually going to look it up. What? Where are they? Where are mosquitoes? Everywhere. Mosquito? And they carry disease.

They're in the Amazon, they in Amazon, they in Alaska. Now, the question is, are they into Arctic and Antarctic? I went to the Amazon once, can confirm. I would say, yes. Because there's water in Antarctica and. I don't think there's no cover for them. It'll make a difference. No ground cover.

I'm going to say no on those two. In Antarctica. Yeah. They're there. It's water. But apparently there's ants there. It's hard water. Well, hey, it's water.

Very hard. Anywhere there's water, there's mosquitoes. It's like a commercial with a dog. Mosquitoes. I got to start watching the channels you walk because I don't know. How are these commercials you remember? Oh, you know, hey, this, what, canine? Advantics?

Yeah. What? When it shows the dogs, they were talking about, I don't want to go there. It's ticks, fleas, and mosquitoes. Oh, I don't ever see him talk about skisks. I know the ticks and flea. I guess I don't pay that close attention to it. It says that big droopy-eared dog.

That's the one that says, and mosquitoes. You're getting a little close to home with John David now talking about droopy-eared dog. I love my droopy-eared dog. I don't, I mean, he just had to deal with mosquitoes. I mean, that's it. He certainly ain't going to outrun them. But if you use what they're got to commercial on, it takes care of all of them.

I get my yard spray. Even mosquitoes? Nah. From the. Yeah. Let it bump. They show up about once a month and take a backpack blower and just cover the whole thing. And I don't have mosquitoes.

I'm getting them do that dear TLC. That's usually a truck going down the road with a light on top. I used to live by the truck guy. Ain't going to work. That's what it sounds like that. I will say this, though. And there's a white fog coming out as they're driving by. And you never see any more butterflies.

No more butterfly. It kills butterflies. But it don't get mosquitoes. So my parents had their yard sprayed once a long time ago. I don't think you're allowed to use this anymore. Must be DDT. I don't know what it was. That's what they used back in my childhood days.

They sprayed and there were no mosquitoes. There were no birds. There were no squirt. Like all the animals left. So I guess if you had a teal season, if you sprayed for mosquitoes, you might there might not be any teal. That's fine. I don't even care

That way we wouldn't have to get up and try to go on them Yeah I don't even care You don't actually you don't have to get up And go teal hunting Oh yeah we do Yeah you do because it's open Oh yeah it's open

You got to You got to You got to There's two reasons Why you got to That's the first duct That leaves Canada Because they head south

Because they're getting tagged by mosquitoes That's out Because they're getting laid up by mosquitoes So hey they head's out They got to go. And if they got to go and come down here, we got to go and try to kill them. I just am not that mad at a blue wing teal. Oh, I am.

I ain't either, but it's open. So you got to go. You got to open. I'm building them right now. I mean, if they close season tomorrow, I wouldn't like go pick it. I wouldn't be like, oh, dang. You're going to get a sign? You know what's going to happen?

I'm going to kill 15 dubs for 16 days. Now, doves is a different story. Yeah, dubs. Now, the different story there is that you can grill the dubs. I don't know what you can do with the blue wing tail, except shoot them and enjoy shooting them. And they give them to the people. You cannot eat them.

Yeah. You pick them and you clean them and you give them to people. Yeah. And they're thankful. They're thankful to have them. Well, I fix it. I don't pick and clean them. I just give them to people.

Yeah. Your days are picking and cleaning as long since past. You done. Dundon. You're picking. and clean. Sy gives out meat. We usually pick and clean everything.

E.Q. Which ain't much. Hey. Ha. Got him. They already thrown around the bus. Got him, boys. Got him.

Wait, what did you say hunting licenses are going up? Oh, it's a controversy. Basic is going from 15 to 20. Okay. Fish and license is going to 9.50. If it went up, I was. probably should have went down. But archery's going to be included in it.

Oh, they include really going down. Yeah. Yeah. Well. But Lifetime license in Louisiana, you no longer can get separate. I think you can still get the combo. Yeah. Which I never understood why people would buy the separate.

That never... Well, like, my dad, he's been hunting once in the last few years. But he's always got the option. See, I would buy it for the option. Now, my parents got that for me when I was like 10 years old. Hey, that's a public service announcement. Yeah, lifetime license. If you have a child, especially, I know Louisiana is way cheaper,

you can get your child a lifetime license. Like, what is it in Louisiana? I just did it. It's like 300 bucks, hunting and fishing for their life in Louisiana. Done. And they're done. That is the best gift you can give a one-year-old because as soon as they turn two, it goes up.

Yeah. Uh-oh. As soon as they turn to it goes up? Yeah, it goes up. That's a rip-off. It goes up through year, like year class. That's a real bar. Give it to the government.

But it maxes out. More the year old and eight. It maxes out about 500 bucks. Yeah. I got mine. That's what I thought it was. I was probably 25 when I got my lifetime. But at $500, if you hunt and fish once a year, in like seven years it's paid for itself,

by the time you buy everything, it has to go with it, by time you buy WMA permits, duct stamps, all that kind of good stuff. And then if you really start buying it. hunting equipment, then just... Yeah, it's done. I agree. If you have a child, hey, let's take up a collection.

Jennifer just had a kid. We'll get young Lily lifetime hunting and fishing licenses. That's what we can do. That can be our gift. I still haven't gotten her anything. That's what we'll get her right there. We're going to get her child a lifetime hunting and fishing license here in the great state of Louisiana. I'd be worried about spoiling it, but Jennifer's made it very clear.

She doesn't want to listen to us anymore than she has to on any gift. day so she's not going to listen to this podcast so that's fine Jennifer we got you young lily will be have a lifetime hunting and fishing license I'm trying to look it up for much that's the best gift you can give I'm I'm going I'm going splitzies on that with you yeah because well Jennifer's always the thing about Jennifer she's she's been hunting with us so Jennifer for you all don't know she works here she's our graphic designer we have two jennifers there's Jim Taylor who talks to y'all on the on the the live chat and then other Jennifer she runs all a duck commander's social media yeah Jennifer Allen so super talented but look she she all the time during hunting season say you got

any more ducks you got I asked her what I could bring her when I got out of the hospital she said if you could bring some duck wraps one night that'd be good no I would look that girl she's valuable if it means all I have to do is fire up to pit boss and do some duck wraps I'm in I'm in on that too. Bring me some. Wait till Tuesday when I get back in town. Hey, you bring him them duck wraps when he brings you that bread. And I'm going to bring you some duck wraps when you bring that trumpet.

Oh, oh. We back on that trumpet. Uh-oh. There it is. Look, Galvin, I'm going to let you sipher over that trumpet while we go to our first break. We'll be back right after this. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat. beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Tritels Beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill. Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day.

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look i'm just going to be honest with you check out your local regulations they owe me money i probably this this is potentially an unpopular opinion tell us it i'm totally cool with license fees going up. Like, I have no issue with that. If that means that you better manage our resources, I don't find. I'm in. Yeah, I don't mind.

I'll pay you. Now, I don't have to pay you more because my parents did that, but trust me, I spend enough money other places that all them clear now. All them Pittman Robertson dollars end up in the same place. So any money on hunting and fish, it all goes back to the same pond. To better. Yeah. Our fishing and honey.

Because did you see Guyana now they got, you got a pay to launch your boat at Darbone. What? Yeah, $5. No, Darbon Lake Darbon. They're putting in pay boxes. But they're selling a yearly pass, which we'll all buy. Yeah. That's $50 instead of paying a $5 every time you go.

If they'll fix them route roads. Yep. But that's how these things have to fix it. I mean, we're the one using the lake. Exactly. But what this does is forces all the people that I've griped about to have to pay for it. Because you can go out there, well, you can go out there on a ski boat and you don't have a fishing license. You ain't got to have nothing.

You don't do nothing to give back to that waterway other than buy gas or whatever at the place. That's pitiful. But now they got to pay $5 to launch. Well, I think that's pitiful. If you go ahead and use the thing, you ought to help pay for it too. That's what I'm talking about. Now they're going to. So I'm in on that.

I'm in on everybody spreading that cost to everybody. So. The quality across the board, boys, if I have to pay five, you have to pay five. I go every year to the Army Corps of Engineers and buy my boat ramp pass that I just pay them. I may use that boat ramp once a year or 20 times a year,

but I give them my money and we go on. The boat ramp stay in good shape. So, you know, I like being self-sustaining in our endeavors. And you ain't got to get out and fill out the day. Or worry if you got change or start digging for quarters and, you know, I mean, how many times you've been a dollar short? And you're like, you turn around, you've got to go to the gas station and get changed for a 20 or something. You're like, dead guy.

Buy the hard card. Yeah. So I got the hell hangs from my mirror. Put it up there and roll. There you go. I give them my money. But, you know, that's part of the deal. As most of the time, those hunters and fishermen, we do put our money where our mouth is.

So, you know, we spend a lot of money to eat for free. Yeah. To eat for free, it costs us. You buy a lot of rib-bis for what we spend on that. So, you know. I'm just going through every state looking at lifetime license. What, Texas is like a grand, ain't it? $1,800.

What we've been here in Louisiana pay $500. Yeah. Texas has got a lot of critters. And that's what exotic game will do for you. $1,800. I'd pay it if they'd let me. No, no, I'm sure. Yeah, that's red.

But they don't have a cheaper one for the kids like we do, which I think the cheaper one for the kids is going away. That's why it's higher, okay, because they've got exotic games. Well, and they've got it. It costs money to bring in exotic games. And they're a lot bigger landmass with a lot more public land. So, I mean, that just, I think that you just extrapolate to whatever you need to get to. Now I'm looking at Alabama. But I would.

I'd buy it for Texas. I'd buy it for Arkansas because I buy those licenses every year anyway. so, you know. Absolutely. Arkansas got a lot of credit. It's the old deal about, hey, nothing is free. Mm-mm. Pay your way.

You've got to pay your way. Yeah. I like it. Now I'm just going to help out the good people of Alabama. What do they do? Look, so it is cheaper. So if you have a kid in Alabama, we're not going to be able to do all 50 states here.

But hunting for an adult is 600. If you're under two, it's only 300. $856. So why do they pick on this? It's worth checking out. Why does it go to if you two? Yeah. God would you have your phone?

They're penalizing someone for turning two years old. Well, it's just, but it's a good deal. Yeah, but see, look, here's, I know what they're doing. They're like the casino. Like, zero to two. You ain't thinking about it. You're betting that it's a house bet. Like, well, you know, I can get $300 and that kid.

may not hunt or fish. Once they get to two, then parents know if they got an interest in it or not, so they're like, not we got to tax you. Now we're going to tax you on up. So for every kid that don't hunt or fish and they collected two or three hundred bucks,

then, you know, it's a win for them because that's $300 they wouldn't have got. So I get it. Look. Oh, here we go. But I'm going to say it, though. We are in Louisiana needed to go up, looking at these other states.

Yeah. Hunting and freshwater and saltwater fishing and a duck stings. is over $1,000 in Alabama. But it's under 700 if you're under two. I'm just saying it's a great gift. It is. It's a great gift. Pull your money, go together and do all that.

No, Louisiana still is pretty cheap. I mean, like you can buy a day pass to come duck hunting here. And all you have to do is buy that pass in a federal duck stand for like 15 bucks or something stupid. I mean, even is a non-resident. Oh, that's, yeah. That's as cheap as you're going to find anywhere. That's why it's Sportsman's Paradise. We can't even buy three days out of state.

It's like seven days. Arkansas clip you for about 170 to duck hunt air all year. Trust me. 170? I've got that baby on auto renewal. Trust me. You pay $170 to duck hunt in. Yeah.

And look, in seven days, it's going to get withdrawn out of my account again. Because it'll be June 30th, then we start over. Yep, seven days. And it's going to run it back. Run it again. Oh, we got to get our fishing lines. Yeah, I got to renew my fishing. Oh, you could buy a lifetime life.

There you go. My combo. I was about to pull mine out. Now, Sa, it'd probably be a bad spend on you to buy a lifetime license. I remember the first time. I think most of my life is already. When I was getting everybody's hunting license. And I brought everybody's hunting license back to first, when you,

Phil turned 60. I told them, here's your hunting license. It didn't cost you but $5. He said, Gawin, they don't think I'm dangerous no more. He's long into two.

Oh, I still got a picture of size driver's license on my phone for when he's like, hey, get me a license for this. I know. I can just give them all the information.

I can get on a computer which has the wrong birthday on it. They still give it out. Yeah, it ain't no problem. They think they think they ain't dangerous. which is just the opposite of the truth. Yeah.

I'd argue you're more dangerous now. I am more dangerous. You got a lot more time on you. I got a lot more skill on me too. He's claimed a lot more tugs too. Arkansas is one price. What is the experience? Experience is the best teacher?

Boys, I've got a lot of experience. I've had a good teacher. Sitting in that chair. Oh, hold. Si, you remember the morning you set your rain jacket on fire? Oh, yeah. That was a good one.

Oh, yeah. Well, question. Rain jacket on fire. Oh, yeah, hey. How's that happen? It's raining. When it's cold, I'm near the heat. Oh, that was stoned, Dick.

Hey. Well, whoever it was. When it's cold, I'm near the heat. You get too close up that. And he was on top of the heat. That's right. Right. The first thing that happened.

It was real cold. Look, and the first thing it happened because he saw, the pocket mill. and out falls a bunch of shotgun shells right to the fire. And we're just over there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just kidding. But just still by blowing up, no.

Oh, yeah, that was another day. They just melt. They just kind of fizzled out. But, man, when you in there and live shotgun rounds fall into a propane heater, you're like, oh, boy, you want to talk about seeing some boys move. They move quick, boys. We was in the pipeline floater. I'll never forget it.

Cy just standing there on that heater just like this. And that jacket goes, And it was, hey, it was. Hey, hey, when they say you read on there, fire retarded, that's a bald-faced lie. That thing's good at keeping water out,

but it'll let fire roll. It's not fire-retarding. It's straight, that thing looks like it had my hat. That thing looked like it had gas on it. Oh, we laughed and laughed and laughed. My goodness. I'm worried about two hundred.

How much money you spend on propane a year, duck hunt? All right. A bunch. He's done. You got to understand. I roamed with Phil for like 40 years and, hey,

his motto was, who's the man? Okay, so there was no such thing as heat, charcoal, all that, no. It was, who's the man? Suck it up, son. I know it's two degrees. Don't worry about it.

Me and Phil are different. Yeah. And now, Phil won't go to a duck blowing unless it's got a heater. Now, hey, now, okay. He'll have your heater. Him and Burley. Jim and Burley have,

Burley's carrying the big iron heater and the big bottle of propane. Yeah. Y'all, and then, you know, everybody's saying, hey, you flared the ducks. And said, no, it didn't? He said, hey, Seinfeld flurred him. Look at that big white bottle of propane down there.

I said, hey, while we was duck hunting, we had a coat over that dummy or either a... That's why it caught a fire. That or a camouflage net. Yeah. You know, tell me, hey, It wasn't like that when we were hunting. It is funny, though.

You show up at Phil, you know, like, oh, that wind, but that wind's out of the west. We need to go here. Phil said, that blind ain't got no heat. That's right. That's not. Wrong answer. He said, but we drive right by that other blind.

We can rob the heater out of there and take it with us. Yeah, we'll be all right. He won't go without a heater. That's why I volunteer to be the cook. Yeah. I like sitting in the middle of the blind and cooking sausage. Well, that was like how you got that from Mac Owens. Was that what Mac used to do?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Matt, like they're going to kitchen, and, hey, everybody liked him to go in the kitchen, okay? He's a real good cook. Mac would shoot for about 30 minutes, and that was it. After the daylight, after that. Hey, then he's in the kitchen. Okay, frown up sausage, cooking eggs, biscuits.

So I come by that, that's just in my blood? Oh, yeah. That's genetic. I like that. That's a family thing there, J.D. Somebody did comment that we need to have, my uncle Mac, one of the,

was he an original duck man? On this podcast? Oh no, look. When he left, oh, we missed him dearly. He was in Colorado now, but I bet he has stories about y'all

that nobody else does. Oh, the best one, we probably don't want to come out. Oh, no, no, the best one was, okay. Uh-oh. He's in the kitchen, okay? They said, hey, kill that wood duck.

And it was, boom, okay? He's in the kitchen now. He puts eggs, Saucid, biscuit, and jelly on a plate comes out, okay, and about the time he finally gets out there and starts handing them out, and they hand me mine, the wood duck I just shot, like, a minute back, he finally hissed the water. Flash!

Okay. He said, good grief, how high was he? I said, oh, he was up there. He said, hey, sir. He said, I believe it. He said, I believe it, because, hey, I had four plates of eggs, fostering biscuits here

and come walking out and handing them out and then I hear the splash. It ain't skybusting if you can do it isn't. I said hey everybody's saying hey he's out of range

no I ain't no you don't understand I don't want to Phil so much I told him I raised up with that 20 gauge I said he's out of range for me uh oh Phil

raised up biao bam splash I said he wasn't out of range for a yard I'm gonna add 110 yards

I'm good up to a hundred 10 boys pass that somebody else take over that's fair i'm gonna ask mac i'm on my way back from montana i'm stopping at my uncle in colorado and i'm i'm asking bring him back with you hey the longest shot ever we can redo the spitting scene oh no no no look oh what's the spitz that was what oh no time out time out hey say you're talking about you have not watched the famous spitting scene hold hold you hold you thought let's take a break we're gonna come back for this going to come back for a different way. Oh. Oh.

So you really like our second most famous clip in Duck Commander. Is it the one where they just keep spitting? Yeah, the spitting scene. What else would it be? I mean... And then shotguns shoes. I'm sitting there the first time I watched it and I'm saying wonder if they're going to get off of this.

I mean, this just got to the ignorance stage here. I think it was old Burrell that had that cigar in his mouth that he was gnawing on. Oh no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got it. Then he just.

Yeah, puts the whole thing in his mouth. And then it's one of these numbers. Mm-hmm. Just a big old long line. Over about 20 feet. Yeah. Can we play our own YouTube clips on this? Yeah, it'll put you out.

I don't know. We're on the footage. It's our footage. Is it this don't get no better than that? I don't know. It was two of them that was really good. deer flip like he said the deer and the spitting scene and the spitting scene the spitting scenes is everybody lined up on the shooting board it was o'pr oh p r hey he killed him because here comes

a dog back with me and sire watching scenes from duckmen to point blank it may have been i don't you all had a tv watching football in the blind back hey yeah that's the coolest thing i've ever seen oh what are you talking about not only do we have tv uh we've cooked everything in the world in a duck line uh-huh there was a football little kitchen in the duck blind. Lobster. Bunk bear. Bunk bag.

Okay. That was on a duck commander. Filet mignon. Doves. Doves. Cropy. We fried fish. Yeah.

Fried deer meat. Oh no. Hey, all of it. That duck on's rough now. I'm here to tell you. It's rough. Well, one of Max blinds on Shinnie had a whole bathroom, didn't it? Yeah.

Like a toilet. The lake blind used to have everything. Yeah. A toilet and everything. Yeah. Lake blind had everything. We got to get back on that. That was actually a good spot.

Well, you could do that. On Shoney. You could do that now if we didn't get a hundred-year flood every two years. That's also true. Back then it didn't flood. If you got a backwater, that was something special. Now it just keeps coming. I bet the people of this podcast have never heard his solution to the snowgoor.

Oh, no, no. Look, here. Let it wrong. We talked about the goose problem and the comments agree with you. No. This is the snow goose problem. Look, I'm going to need the U.S. Army to show. back in five minutes.

I'm going to need the U.S. Army to show up, and I'm going to need a lot of Claymore mines. Okay. And when I say a lot of them, I'm talking about like a hundred dump truck loads of them. Okay. A hundred dump trucks of Claymore's. Okay.

And then I'm going to have to have a, what I want to call this. It'd be like a jet inside of jet aircraft. It's all got. control panel. A control panel, okay. Look, and I need to have it where you can set them up for like a, have a little rod running through them where I can flip 100 on one,

one flick of the wrist. A flick, and that sets up a hundred. Because what I'm going to do is we're going to have an 80 acres of rice. Okay. We're going to harvest about half of it and let all rest. stuff it spill out in this 80 acres. Then what we're going to do, we're going to watch and let 15 million snow geese get in there on it.

Okay. We're going to make sure that they're there. They come in there every time. So, hey, then we're going to watch them leave. And then me and the Army is going to come in, and we're going to set up five million claymowers. Okay. And actually, what we're going to have here, okay?

Remember the control panel? This is one switch fires 1,000 claymowers. It was 100s. Okay, no, no, 1,000. But anyway, hey, then we're going to let the snow geese move back in, all 15 million of them. And look, this 5 million claymores we got set out on this 80-acre field, it's pointed at every direction angle you can have. Okay.

You're supposed to face towards the enemy. Hey, straight up, straight out, straight out, okay. And then we start on the degrees. It's like, you know, you got to get the elevation right. So get this elevation started. Just, hey, you take it from straight level, all right, all the way up to straight up. Okay, and you let all 15 million these snow geese move in there. On 80 acres.

On 80 acres, okay? And then I'm sitting on this control panel. Here we go, boys. It's getting daylight and a few of them are starting to get up. I'm going to help them get up. Let me pop this first switch. That's going to fire 1,000 clay moors level across the water. Once I hit that 1,000, boom, okay, they're going to get up.

And then I'm just going to start flipping switches. that fires 1,000 every time I flip a switch. Okay, till we run them 5 million claymowers dry. Then what we need, okay, is, hey, about 500 dump trucks. Okay, and a bunch of workers. With shovels. No, with net. It's going to be a mess.

With dip nets and just go out there and dip them all up and put them in there, Put them in the 500 dump trucks. And then, hey, then we go and we feed all the homeless in the world with these snow geese. You've thought about this. And hey, voila, we've ended the snow goose problem. And cured a little bit of hunger. There you go. I'm just trying to figure out how we made it through 40-something episodes,

and we haven't talked about this. Because this is a fantastic game play. And it'll work. This will solve the snow-goers. goos problem. I agree. I was going to say, why don't you just get a bomb, but you're thinking of others. Yeah. They're going to kill them. They don't want to tear them up too bad. Hey, no, a bomb is too quick. You've got to enjoy this, okay? Savor the moment for crying out loud. And save the bands.

You know, we've got to pick them bands off off. And hey, hey, that's the thing. You got to run them through an x-ray machine and, hey, scoop all the bands off. Okay. But you're going to collect them, okay. Nothing's wasted here. Nothing's wasted. Hey, nothing's wasting. We'll run them through pickers. Okay, look, there'll be mattresses and pillows and all of it. Okay, this is a, what am I look? What's the world I'm looking for?

Recycling, okay? We're going to recycle all these snow geese, okay? We're going to turn them into dinner. The feathers will not be wasted, okay? The meat's not going to be wasted. We're going to feed the homeless of the world. world here, boys. It's a win-win situation. We're going to pay.

And not only that, and we're going to have a blast while doing it for crying out loud. We're going to feed on them, then we're going to sleep on. Oh, that's right. Hey, hey, win-win-win situation. And I'll tell you right now. It's going to make an epic YouTube. I would like to see that.

I would like to see that. Oh, you realize how much fun that will be? Well, look, if y'all need to... Especially a man controlling the switchboard. There's a goose lover out there right. Call mall bell, boys. Well, look, if y'all need to figure out how to solve any of the world's other problems, all you got to do is click right here, YouTube.com slash duck call.

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Good evening, everyone. Hey. I'm about to go by Claymore. Hey, think about that. No, no, look. It's a plastic thing. Okay. And it's got about about the size of a marble.

Maybe a little smaller, like a buck shot. Full of it. This thing is a square. Claymore's? Yeah. Oh, I play Call of Duty. Oh, so we could get our boys at heavy shot to load them with non-toxic shot. Oh, no, no, yeah.

There we go. Same in the environment, too. No lead. No lead. Okay, boys, it's terrible. Stainless steel only. Stainless steel. This sounds expensive.

Oh, it would be, but it would be fun. You can't put a price on a good time. Oh, no, yeah. That's it. Look, hey, we're talking about it. fun here. You can't put no price tag on fun. That's true. I've been saying it my whole life.

Oh, well. I think we need a weekly segment on Siah fixes the world's problems. We just solved the snow goose problem. I would like to do this on a smaller scale just to see how it would work.

I don't think we could get a claim more. Just have a million claim more. Yeah, just a million of them. Oh, no, no. I'm telling you. Oh, we can do it small scale. like a hundred. Yeah. I don't.

And then put like some stuffed animals in them and then see where we get to. Like run a trial. Like let's start building this thing out. Oh no. Here we go. What else is a nuisance? I got one.

You can buy Claymore. No, no. Hey. Yeah. You saw that, right? Look at it. Look at it. That looked like such an innocent little piece of plastic.

You know what I'm telling me? It looks like such an innocent looking of a piece of plastic. Hey, that's why the statement is, hey, look, are deceiving. Okay, because that thing is, it ain't homeless, okay? It's a dangerous piece of equipment. What is that?

A battery? Yeah. It has all the correct detail. Ah, boo. It doesn't actually work. Can we make it? It's not for exploding. It's just for looking at it.

That's for looks. That's like that hard rock candy. Well, hey, it's not freeing. It's just for looking through. $50. Just like a replica? I guess. A decoy, if you will.

A Claymore D. Let me tell you something. A Claymore dummy. If I walk around a corner and see one of those, I'm going to use the bathroom in my pants. Oh, man. It's like proximity. Mine's on the old 007 deal. Yeah, that's basically it.

These point, though. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're direct. Oh, yeah. That's why they would work for this. Yeah. That's why they got to sign on it.

They fake Claymore. Yeah. But they ain't clay. Can you buy a live clay? Or are they clay? The ATF's about to show up here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

They're going to run. Claymore mine for sale, eBay. All right. Here's the thing. Okay. Zero results. The government is fixing to use what I just said. And not give you no credit.

And they give me no credit for it. If they do that. They're going to say, look what we did with the goose population. They got air-soft ones. If they do that, though, that's wrong. Because I think you should be there to enjoy it if you don't even, even if they don't let you work the switches. Oh, no, you got to be a switchboard.

I got to handle switchboard. It was my ideal. No switch for, no soup for you. I found a really weird website where a guy's asking if he can legally own a Claymore mine because he needs some hogs. That's a good way to get rid of hogs. See, it just keeps getting better and better and better, boys.

Imagine if you could put them at a beaver dam and just let him slide up there. Oh, no, no. Hey, put a trigger. Let him trigger it. Oh, let him do it to a, Yeah, same to himself. Hey, y'all was like it's, hey.

That's like mama once he used to tell me to go get a switch. You got to coax some of these animals into your steel traps. Okay. So, hey, you just coax him. Hey, you got to take this little path right here, son. And poop. Triplire. Right.

Tripwire. Gone. Then you hear it pop him tail and then, pooh. Hey, and beavers are a nuisance, boys. Especially if you got a duck hole that you're trying to drain the water out of. They are that. Because my brother has fought them for all of his life.

Oh, they'll stop water coming or going. They don't care. If it's moving, they stop it. They stop it. That's it. We're out. We're going to need the Army. Okay.

Citizens can't own Claymore. That's not it, boys. Hey, I tell you. And in 1993, the government paid $119. The government paid $119 per Claymore. Yeah. So quick math. times five million times five million oh we hey you're going how much did they pay you're going

with expense against boys so the goose problem on this and we're going to have to buy 80 acres is currently at 595 million dollar project oh that ain't man and that doesn't include the switchboard I'm going to say that's at least a couple hundred look if you buy them in bulk we got to be able to get them cheaper if we get five million we buy them there's got to be a price point on yeah we got to buy them you know bulk hey well to be The government's never been great at spending money wisely, so I might could get a better price. Oh, trust. Hey, this will be a piece of cake, okay?

Piece of cake. Hey. We can sell, you know, we'll get the public involved in this. And we can recoup the funds from the mattresses and the pillows. That's it, boys. Hey. And how about this? And we'll get a write-off for the meals that we donate.

And we're going to start a go-fund-me, and we will write your name on your Claymore for $120 donation. Oh. Hey. And for a hundred million, we'll let you flip a switch. But wait. One switch for you. You'll get personally involved in this. You can actually flip a switch that will fire 1,000 claymores and kill at least a million geese.

You're talking about a deal. Hey, it'll be a stampede, boys. This might be a money-making operation. And if you want to find a fine. I don't ask the whole mess, though, our only rule this I has to sit with you. Hey, this is to Bill Gates. Hey, you got billions. Hey, Bill.

Yeah. What's a $555 million to you? I don't know, but we ought to call Melinda. See, that's a billion, boys. That way we'll get rid of the goose population. What if Bill loves geese, then we call Melinda and she'd be like, yeah. Yeah. I don't like that guy anymore.

Well, he's like, he's bought up all this farmland. He's probably got the 80 acres. He could donate the 80 acres, boys. One of them can. Hold on. This is a win-win all the way around. We got to figure it out. Done.

That's it. Quick question is there's no limit on geese. After the season closes. Yeah, that's in the spring. In the spring. So if we do this in May. In February. In February, we can shoot as many geese as we want with play moor.

Because it's listed under this is the nuisance project. I love it. So this is technically a. feasible. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we would have to find a way to load them with non-toxic shot. Oh, definitely. Our friends over it, heavy shot are going to have to get involved.

No lead shot in the Claymore's. So in February, we could just go out there and test this and whack and stack about a thousand of them? I think they're going to say something about it not being shotguns. But, you know, I could argue that this is a shotgun. It's used to spray. It's not getting a bullet. It's a firearm for crying out loud.

I mean, you know. We can have this, okay, if I had to rewrite a bill, okay, put it ahead of Congress, okay. Somebody get Joe Biden on the phone. You've got to define firearm here. We need a lobbyist. And hey, yeah. And look, Claymore comes under firearm. Okay.

I don't think it does. It's covered. Hey, I'm in if you are. Trust me. I can get this to Congress. I probably could. That's the funny part. He'd go up there with a bill and stuff.

Hey, I need you to get too fast. Sign this. Hey, they're giving out money everywhere else. Might as well give some to us for some clayboards. And to save the tundra. Save the breeding. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Take the homeless. I'm telling you, this is a win-win situation all the way around. The homeless shelters all have new mattresses. I'm helping preserve the nesting grounds in Canada for crying out loud. For crying out loud. Hey, I'm feeding the homeless worldwide. Wait, Canada needs to get in on this too then. They won't even let us come up there right now.

You think we're going to get in on that? What's that dude's name that's in charge of Canada? I don't know. Tribodeau or something? Trudeau. Hey, Trudeau. Get Joe to call him and, hey, y'all work it out. We got some plans here to help some stuff.

We're saving the Arctic boys. We got fans in Canada. Maybe they know him. Canada fans make something happen for us Just from the little bit I've seen in the media about it I don't know that our fans are like chummy with Mr. Trudeau I'm guessing here I'm just Look we don't get political I didn't I'm not exactly chummy with Mr. Joe

Yeah But hey this is for the greater good Let's cross the aisle and get rid of some geese Save them son Then we can turn them jack wires loose and let them clean up the rest Let them clean up the cripples boys That's it boys right Them black panthers

Yeah Hey, bring them on in. All right. Let's take our last break and let's get in that mail back. We're already on our last break? Today, hey, when you got a story like that, son, time flies. Well, you get on a roll, son. You just run with it.

He's an ideas, man. I'm almost tempted to do two of them today. All right, here we are. We're back for the last little segment. Look, it's our favorite time of the week. Hello at duck callroom.com. That's the email address. Johnny D.

What is in that inbox this way? Oh, people. First off, I have a request for more emails. Hello at duck callroom.com. We just solved the goose problem, part of the hunger problem, and made a bunch of mattresses. If there's any other problems, you'd like to hear how Si I would fix them. That's just as good as life advice to me. So email that in.

And then first email, I think his name's Keegan. Keegan. Keegan, he emailed the end. I'm a few weeks behind. However, thank you for the shout out on May 18th to us law enforcement. Love the show. It keeps me awake while I'm on great. waves, God bless.

And I just, I had a moment this week. I don't think I discussed this on the last podcast where the police had to show up here. And I was just sitting there watching like how they dealt with the situation that happened. And I'm like, thank goodness for police. Because hard pass on most of the things that they have to deal with. Like wrestling a man on the side of the road, I ain't doing that. And so if you're listening to this podcast and wondering our stance on law enforcement, law enforcement.

Is where we stand. No, 100%. And I got that email today. And so I was like, you know what? I'm throwing that out there just because... I'm a big fan.

Back the blue, the red, whatever color the EMT symbol is. I'm not sure. Maybe blue and red or white. I'm not sure. But all the first responders. First responders.

Every one of them. And there's rumor of... Thank you. Defund the police. And I, I'm going to say I stand exactly opposite and pay them more. All right. Yeah, let's stay fine, pray you can get rid of them and watch what crime do.

Yeah. Yeah. So that's just a ridiculous little moment. But law enforcement, we love you guys. Amen. And I finally have my, I've compiled my list of fans sent in questions that they want to ask when they get to heaven. All right. And I think I'm going to start.

No, I'm going to save that one for last. Taylor, he sent one word with a question mark. dinosaurs that's a good one that's a good one no no it is that's a good one when were they around

were they around during creation did they die off in the flood he didn't even get specific he just said dinosaurs dinosaurs

question mark hey hashtag interested are you interested that is a good that is a good question to ask the almighty I don't know

we know they're there because you got to go up in California I think where it is and there's a tarpid and there's you know half of them are still laying out oh we know they was here

because they was here because that's where all the oil and all this other stuff came from and it's the same deal like when first time me and Gobbin went to Wyoming we went up on this hillside and our guide picked up this little thing and he handed it to us and I was like well what's that?

He said that's old seaweed so we're talking about the top of a hill in Wyoming that there's seaweed there which tells me there was water though It doesn't take long to extrapolate that at some point there was water. No, they were no flood. There was a flood.

Oh, no, no, no. When you talk about that, they have at the top of the mountains on this earth, there's fossils of fish on top of the mountains. Here's one for you. I own a place in Alabama, you would think a spring of water. would be at the bottom of the mountain. Wrong answer. This one was right under the peak.

Here's the top. About 10 yards below the top. There's a spring, which was my water source. Okay. The river, oh, ice cold and sweet. Okay, and look, the river at the bottom of the mountain, back in the 20s, went dry. Guess where all the people that live around there got their water?

The spring. The spring. And I'm saying, wait a minute. Hold it. The river at the bottom of the mountain went dry. And yet that spring up there that I was drinking water from that run to my house, never dried up. That's one of him. That's one of them.

Sounds like another spring to me. Try this. Try this in your brain box and tell you. Hmm. The spring at the top of the mountain never went dry, but the river at the bottom of the mountain went bone dry. There you go. God moved in mysterious ways, boys.

What else we get? What other questions? Well, Blake from Waco, he asked dinosaur timeline. That was a good one. So same question. Blan, who is actually a family minister from Mejia, Texas, maybe? That's a hard one. Mexia, Texas?

I don't know. He works for the Lord. He's a minister. And he kind of asked about the continents being connected before the flood. Angia. Yeah. So a lot of flood dinosaur questions rolling in. Then let me click over here.

I got them all. Everybody's concerned about the dinosaurs. I've been saving up this list. Eve. No, Helen. Helen has a great question. Her question. And I quote, Eve, girl, what were you thinking?

That's from Helen. Good one, Helen. And Adam from Charlotte, he said, how long did Adam and Eve last in the garden before? They ate from the tree. So that's a tandem question. He's saying, you're weak, 10 minutes. What was it? I love it that these people are all going to the way back.

Oh, yeah. And my questions are all of the current. Yeah. Why am a skaters. Oh, no. I ain't got to figure it out. So Caleb from Gastonia, North Carolina, he has a question. Caclac.

Okay. When he multiplied the five loaves and two fish to feed the 5,000 people, great question. What kind of fish was it? Cropy. It don't make no difference. It was edible. It was edible.

Okay. I like that. No, no. It was edible. Fish. And then Daniel from Branson, he wants to know what it was like between the Red Z when it parted. Oh, that's been awesome. Was it dry, muddy, sand?

No. Could you cast into it? It was bone dry. On the ground? Well, I'm talking about where he parted it. They walked across on dry land. Yeah, but what about where'd the water? Was there walls of water?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, could you touch it? Yeah. Yeah, that's what. Hey, look. The Israelites? Just think of you being there.

Walk between this and they was... I don't want to go up and touch it and see. Oh. I don't know if he touched it when it's spraying away. Like a tent. Yeah. Does it break it? Hey, no, no.

Hey, here's what I'd have been doing. I'd have been skipping along the side. Tomor. I've been giving it a high-five. Tell me, tell me, check his out, Lord. Could you jump in? Hey, side looked like old girl. Side looked like old girl on Moana.

Moana. Moana. No, no. Hey, look, I'll give you a reason why I would say I would do that. I'm standing on a cliff on red, Red River in Dixie, Louisiana, okay? Rain is coming down the river. Down the river, okay.

I put my arm out like this, standing on that cliff. From here out, it's raining, I'm wet. So look, right down there is a big bend where Red River turns and goes directly south. I said, it's going to go straight. Uh-uh, wrong answer. It comes to that bend and stayed right within that river bed. Followed the river. Yeah, it looked just like somebody was driving it,

because when it got to that bend, just hang it right. That's why I said, hey, walled the water on the side. Hey, you know they had to be looking at it going. Could you fish into it? Right now. Now that, I don't know. Thought it was spinner bait in there. All right, I got one more question.

Keith, I love you, Keith, so much. Keith is going to ask God when he gets to heaven. this specific question. Did you make any Black Panthers? And if so, where did you place one in West Monroe, Louisiana? Right by the Dollar General on Arkansas Road, Keith. That's where he placed it. One of them was on Phil Robertson's land.

Oh, Lord, here we go. Okay. That's the testimony of me. Thank you. When I read that from Keith, I got to smile. That's a good question. Send us out of here. on a Bible verse.

Well, so I asked me for a Bible verse on Claymore's. Not any of those, but I got as close as I could. Second Corinthians 4, 6 and 7. Yep, 6 and 7. 4, 6 and 7.

For God, who said, let light shine out of darkness, made his light shine in our hearts to give us the light of the knowledge of God's glory displayed in the face of Christ. But we have this treasure in jars of clay.

to show that this all-surpassing power is from God and not from us. Ladies and gentlemen, we hope we are a light to you. And if you think we are a light, it is not from us. It is from God. Amen. We love you. And we'll see you next time. And you are a treasure to the almighty.