Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Was in the Dark for 65 Years

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

Si Robertson was completely in the dark until "Duck Dynasty" fans popped him in the head with a cluebat. But first, John-David is committed to a lifestyle change, and Si, Martin, and Jay Stone share their best diet and fitness advice. Everyone agrees you need thick skin to cook for the Robertsons. Stone gives an update on the panther trap, and the boys take a look at some questionable new pics sent in for their Trail Cam Confessions segment. And Si offers advice to a high school student about what to do with his life. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the podcast room, boy. We're back. Back. We're back. We're back. Full force with the whole crew. This is two in a row. We started a new trend.

That's it, boys. We're healthy. Yeah, and healthy. Hey. Well, I, for one, am extremely grateful that y'all are back. Because they had me reading commercials. Yeah, it was getting tough. That was not in my will.

I don't like reading me. I'm not the best commercial. That's Martines, Aaron. Yeah. They even threatened to let me read them when I said, no. You only do Omega X-L. That ain't going to happen. He's done got Omega X-L memorized.

Oh, that's right. I got that down. Don't even need any ad copy anymore on that one. He got that one down. And all Stone's been doing is wrestling and getting hurt. Yeah. Well. You got hurt?

Well, I wouldn't say hurt, just injured. You know, it's just part of the deal. It's part of it. That's part of my, it's part of my therapy. That's it. It's therapy for him. It keeps him on an even kill. He's like bubble.

He's like shit to Jew box, boys. I'm nervous. So I'm nervous because I've already, I've agreed to go work out with Stone. He has committed. I've committed. Once the pneumonia has settled, which I'm getting pretty close, I walk two miles this morning. Hey, look, Stone is a good influence. Oh, yeah.

No, so I've even got me working out. You've been working out? I work out every morning. what do you do? It's a low pack. I might need this work out. No, no. I got a cuby.

A what? Okay, a cuby. What is it? It's a peddler. Okay, and I, I pedal it. Ten minutes. In your recliner. In a recliner.

Okay. No, no. Because, hey, this is a good working because, hey, when I get done, I am soaking wet. That's good. Well, turn the air. Turn out. Hey, I've got the air on. Hey, that thing's good now.

So it's like an elliptical, but just the base. And it's got a setting of one to eight. I'm on six. Okay. And hey, that's the reason. The other day I put it on six and I started and I said, I got about five minutes. I said, back to five. Because them legs were getting sore.

Let's do a little cool down. Yeah, I said, I'm not quite there yet. So, hey, just morning I kicked it on six and stayed with it. It was rough. Well, I got to tell you, I was really concerned about old Johnny D. I drove by his house, and there was a pile of people out in the yard. Praying? And I thought, oh, no, he didn't make it.

I thought he was gone. So I got out of the rig and walked up there, and, you know, there was a bunch of people praying for him. And I said, okay, well, it's cool. So then John David come out looking like 40 miles of muddy road. No, I was worried about both of them because I wasn't hearing nothing, and I was saying it ain't good. No, it ain't good. Because the last time I heard, and he's got it,

and he's at home and okay, and then tell me, okay, they just rushed him to Glenwood, and I said, this ain't good, boys. But with everything bad, comes something good. And from this, Johnny D. has had an awakening of sorts. An awakening.

Both of them. Both of them did. Martin did, too. He has committed. to make him a lifestyle change. He's coming to the House of Pain. I'm coming to the House of Pain. I like to...

I look at that. He's coming to that House of Pain. I walked past the House of Pain this morning. On my walk, I saw it. Because me and Stone live pretty close to each other, and I said, I got another week before I have to show up there probably. Well, hey, this will help you. Oh, no, for sure.

My goal is to lose. The doctor told me 10%. And I asked, is that before or after the 10 that I accidentally lost last week? he said after. Yeah. So I'm going down to $2.15 is the plan. That's good. But I've already walked two miles today.

But that's mainly just trying to get my lungs back to where they feel normal, which they said could take a month, but I feel really good today. You can go ahead and figure out about two more of that. Well, 72. 32. Okay. But I can. Trust me.

I don't know about y'all, but I can tell a difference in size voice that since he's been doing that exercise. Getting a little stronger? Yes. How's your oxygen? For sure. I don't have to use that as much. That's good.

Very good. That's good. There was time last week when I thought I was going to be on the ventilator at night. Okay. That's probably smart. Well, no, no. You snoring out sleep apnea anyway, so you need that regardless. Yeah.

Well, he just hooks his oxygen up to his CPAP. Yeah. That's good. You probably need that regardless of whether without COVID. That's a good call anyway. Because anytime I do something and I've been checking my oxygen level and my heart rate and all that when I'm working out. Last night was a big night for me because last night's first night I've cooked

since July 24th that I felt like cooking and I was hungry. Although somebody's sending us a frozen casserole. We've got to talk about people sending sick people frozen casseroles. because that's, I mean, the hospital. Hey, people are big on casseroles. I'm just not a casserole, man. It was rough. I couldn't eat it.

What was it? Chicken and, I guess, cheese and a can of rotel was doing. Sounds like a chicken pot pie to me. What was it called? I sit Martin a picture. I said, I don't, I can't eat this. He said, oh, King Ranch chicken. That's what it was.

And I was like, it was chicken pot pie. I told him Johnny D. He said, how do you know what that is? I said, look here, son. I said, I grew up the grandson of an assembly of God preacher, and we had a fellowship hall. And about every other Sunday, there was a feed going on in that fellowship hall, and I can spot a casserole from a mile away.

I mean, I never even heard of that, King Ranch Chicken. And whoever brought that to me, I thank you. It wasn't that good. But I did eat. Yeah, I looked at it and I saw them crushed up. Doritos and that creamy chicken. I said, that's him. That's him.

Washed up Doritos, a dead giveaway. Yeah, it wasn't. I don't know how people do that. But that's always been a weird thing for me when people start bringing your food, like when you have a kid or I just, I'm just run by chicken filet or

bring me some chicken and call it. Something else. Like, I don't know about your food. Now, like if Stone cooked me something, I'd be excited. Willie, when Willie brought that spaghetti, I was fired up. I even ate it for breakfast. morning. Got carbolo. You're going to need to do that after your first house of pain.

No, the house of pain. I'm getting all my carbs. I'm getting all my carbs in now before I check in to the house of pain. I can't wait until you get to church on Sunday and some little old lady comes up to you ungrateful. Oh. I ate it. It just wasn't good. He didn't enjoy it.

He got me on chicken pot pie. It ain't much. We do have a chicken pot. Somebody brought a chicken pot pie. It's still in the freezer. We haven't tried it. It ain't much. I'm going to try it.

So I said, it ain't much. I just, I'm not into the chicken pot pie. I never forget. That time we was at that swanky place in Mississippi and them old ladies brought out, brought out size food and put it in front of him. And, and, uh, so I said, what's that? She said, chicken pot pie. So I just went.

Slid it across. Nope. He pushed that plate away from me. He said, sorry about that, but hey, you know, it ain't, chicken pot pie ain't mine. The look on that old lady's face. I broke her heart. Let's be honest. So I ain't very experimental

with his power. No, no, no, no. If I look at it and I don't like the way it looks, I'm not even going to taste it. You wouldn't like the way this thing I... No, no. And then if I, if I give it to the point and say, well, just take a bite out and I just,

and then I give it a smell to you. Oh, sniffing. Yeah, and if that won't pass that, hey, I don't want to hurt your feelings. But, hey, go ahead and take this back. I'll get something, you know, over there. I get something down the road. Yeah, because I ain't going to try it.

Look, there's a Sonic between me and home, so I can stop and get me at BLT and call it again. Yeah, that's it. And I, you know, and hey, look, I've made people ruin that. They ruined Sonic? Oh, no, they were a BLT. Because, hey, I ordered it, and I don't remember where I was at now. It was in room service.

So they bring it up, you know, sign. get in and the first thing I do it I'm getting my mouth is ready for BLT I bite into it and the first thing I do is just in the trash can because I've done bidding into something I don't even know what it is and then I look and it's the darn fried egg uh-oh and I said who puts a BL fried egg on a BLT and not only just fried fried hard okay and I said you I said you I That sounds way better than a BLT. Oh, no. A breakfast sandwich.

I wish I'd have had a big 12-foot black snake whip. I went down there and gave the shelves a little demonstration and I what to do. Because he put an egg on it? Yeah, because you put an egg on my BLT. So you think you want to cook for the Robertsons? Oh, Lord. Don't do it. You don't want to go there because, hey, every time when we eat a meal, it's a critique session.

Well, you could have put just a little more salt on that. Oh, yeah. Oh, that right there, hey, you can just go ahead and throw that out the dog because it ain't no good. And then they throw it out to the dogs and the dog, he turns out. If you cook for the Robertsons, you better have thick skin. Well, if you just do anything with them, you better have thick skin. That's true, too.

If you get your feelings hurt, do not even get close to it. Although I will say. It's just the nature of the beast, boys. We're used to, like Phil said, hey, if you eat bad food, well, then guess what? You're going to eat bad food the rest of your life. If you don't say something about it.

If you don't say, hey, throw that trash out because I ain't eaten it. Or you could be like me. My wife made a roast, dried it out. All I said was, it's a little dry. That was four years ago. She has not cooked a meal since. So that can backfire. Well, hey, but here's the deal.

No, no, that. Okay, I love it. Because I love coming over to your house because you can. Well, I had to learn out of necessity. Oh, Lord. Well, look, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after you. That sounds like a wonder to me, boy.

Don't go away. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Triedale's beef

makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sao Robertson would say, buy on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day.

And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritels beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritales comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth-generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while. Now, look, the beef comes straight from their ranch, and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door.

We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Trial's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat.

She isn't a big meat easier, folks. Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's tribeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. Laudy, B. Well, look, we're back. If you're new to this channel somehow,

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That way more people, more of your friends can find us and know where we're at. And we'll keep growing this thing. And who knows, we may get up to three of these a week here before long. I guarantee you, you're not going to find anything else like this on. I'm what? That's for sure.

I can, I feel like that's one of the safest statements that's ever been said in this duck call room right there. We're different. There's a lot of truth to that. Oh, man. Because, hey, I'm unfiltered. Whatever comes in my ear, comes out my mouth.

There you go. We got ashamed and we got unfiltered. Unfiltered, right here. Well, Sy, I put out our big cat trap. Yeah, I got a lot of questions. Yeah. Because I saw a part of that episode while I was down and out. Yeah.

There was a giant trapping in this room. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, Sight, there's been the Panther Sighting. or I'm sorry, allegedly. Mexican jaguar. Thank you.

Sighting. That's according to Uncle Ty. The neighbor said he saw a wolf. A wolf? Yeah. Now we're after the Black Panther. We got a wolf? The Mexican jaguar and the giant wolf or giant coyote.

He said it was either a wolf or the world's biggest coyote or just a big husky. Either way. Now, I will say, this, I went down there, and I took a picture of it, too. I found the biggest dog track I've ever found, Martin. So there is a giant cow. There's a big old dog. There's a big dog down there.

I vote wolf. So anyways, I got the trap. We displayed the trap on that episode a few weeks ago. We told the people that we were going to keep them updated on the Duck Commander YouTube, but there's no updates. Yeah. The trap has been sitting there for, what, two weeks now? Yeah, at least.

Two weeks? Look, and we've got a camera on it. Oh, yeah. Okay, that is motion, you know, detected. Nothing has even... Not even come up and looked at that stupid chicken. Live chicken. Yeah.

And look, there's a chicken in the trap. Yeah, the chicken is in the trail. He's living the high life where she is. You know, getting fed and watered. I got, oh, I got a water bowl wired to the cage, you know. This is amazing. Oh, yeah. And, hey, what's amazing, nothing has even...

Nothing has even... Nothing has even investigated that chicken because we got a camera on them. Two weeks. Now, if you would have built a chicken coop in the woods, they'd all be gone. They'd all be gone. So what's the difference? If you built a chicken coop at your house, they'd all be gone. More space than that chicken coop.

They can get in there and run them. I didn't tell him, I said, hey, you need to move it for the sighting of the large bobcat or the Mexican jaguar is known. We've got him on camera. I can see it now. They out there in them woods just outside the camera. And one of them is saying to the other one, don't seek the treasure. Do not seek the treasure.

That ain't what it is. That ain't what if. They having a full-blown old brother where art thou moment right there in them woods. Do not seek your treasure here. They say, you know, some things when they seem too good to be true, they are. They are. Like a true. A chicken in a cage.

Yeah. A chicken in a cage in the middle. Easiest meal they could ever get. But they know something's up. They're like, so when people talk about the defenseless little animals, trust me when I tell you, they're not defenseless. That's one mean chicken, son.

What are you talking about? If he's, if he made a chest along. I just, I can't believe it because, you know, I told Stone, I said, well, maybe he ain't making a noise. Oh, yeah. He said, wait. He said, we're going to know. about the bulletproofed the thing off and he's over there

I said well that ain't the reason of why he's making he's being vocal I got that chicken right next to a big overcup tree in the shade plenty of water plenty of feed it's still a lot that chicken's making all kinds of racket and nothing has to drop me a pin I'm about ready for some fried chicken I go well no no because I you know I figured if Fox would be the first thing we was caught We're talking about, well, what's going out today? Fox is the number one. That would be the first thing we catch.

I said, the second probably may be a pig. Okay, because, hey, you know, our coon. Because we got, hey. What you're trying to get a rib and chicken? Well, no, no, I'm just saying, hey. If you catch a pig and we got a chicken already. I'm just telling you a pig. A pig is like a goat.

A pig that eat anything. Will a pig eat a live chicken? A pig, hey, I'll tell you what a pig would do. He's walking in the woods. The big cuttmouth's laying there cold up. He just dropped the jaw, picked him up, and hey, while the snake is popping him on the jaw, he just, and hey, down he goes. A pig don't call much.

He don't call nothing. If you'll eat a cotton mouth about as big as my arm, pigs taste good. I was watching some movie the day, and they threw some guy they had need to get disposed of. They threw him to the pigs. Yeah, up there in the pig style. Yeah. He didn't make it long. Yeah.

I've seen that movie. I know pigs are mean. I stay away from him. No evidence. The pigs ate him boys. Oh, I saw something about that too. They fed them to the pigs. Carol Baskin?

No, she fed people to tigers. Oh, whoa. We get big time cats here now. Carol Baskin. Well, that does remind me. So have we pulled up this picture that we got of the the second picture from the bobcat or Mexican jaguar? Yeah, we showed both of them.

Yeah, we showed both of them. No, the other one. Oh, the other one. Oh, no. We ain't shown this one yet. Tell me what this is. Oh, no, we, hold it. What is that?

Look at that cat. Hey, we're trying to get the size of the bobcat. Hey, number one, you're talking about ugly. That'd be, that'd be Mr. Jay Stone. He's just giving you a, uh, something to come. compared to what was there at night. And that cat is back. What tickle me was is that, hey, is that the same law?

Yeah. The tree. That's the same. So now we know the size. Yeah. The tree covered the butt of that big cat where we couldn't see his tail. That was the funny. That's the first time I started late in.

He ain't got no tail. Oh, he got a tape. Yeah, about three inches long. See, the problem, sigh, because I'm on your side here. Right. But stone's way bigger than that cat. Yeah. ain't he said no he ain't he said no he ain't he said there looking at them

that cat was at least three foot from the ground I'm back I broke it he broke it he's slap on the table boys right stone how long what size breeches you wear it's a it's a 30 32 so stone to stone's hip is 32 inches right there yeah look at that cat this is damaging evidence this is not good for you I don't know here and I'm on your side was saying that that is a Mexican jaguar,

but it looks suspiciously like a bobcat. That ain't old bobcat. It got suspiciously small and put next to stone crawling through the woods. Now, you've got to make that log. The logs, that's about the same size. The log and the tree have to be the same size on the screen, and then you can be able to tell exactly how big that cat is.

He looks to only be about 26 inches tall there. Yeah. He's a big bobcat. He's a big one. And a bobby cat boys. He's a chicken. If he'll ever be dumb enough to get it in a and try the chicken. Here's what I know.

He ain't a chicken eater. He ain't a chicken eater. He ain't a chicken eater. The whole world chicken eaters except for him. He ain't no chicken eater, boy. Maybe it's because he's a jaguar. Do jaguars eat chickens? Maybe he's never had it.

They, you know. I would imagine. I'd say beef. Oh, okay. So we need to put a pig in there with the chicken, and so the jaguar shows up. Well, the pig would set the trap off. You'd have to have a bigger cage on the back.

Well, all that mercy. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. Well, look, since we started talking about the trap. Oh, boy. And I've been gone for a couple of weeks. And I think we need to run back some fan trail camera pictures. I got it.

So I've finally caught up with emails. I woke up this morning and sat in my bed and read all the emails. I took two weeks off. I was out of it. But I read them all this morning. Thank you for all your emails. So we got plenty of email. Well, let's see.

Quality. But let's just start here. So what's the name of this segment? We're going to go with Trail Cam Diaries. Or Confessions. I like Confessions. I like Confessions. This week on Trail Cam.

So, Craig from Cape Coral Corm. Florida. Okay, Craig. Here we go. Now, that's a cat. Cy, what is that? Well, I'm looking. I can't tell if it's got a long tail.

Whoa. Oh, I can tell what that is. Look at that tail. That beat a Florida Panther there. Yes, sir. That is a bona fide Florida panther. That's him. That's him.

That's him. 100%. Sigh, you want to know what a cat with a long tail looks like? Well, I'm looking at that thing, and it's not real, real. real crystal clear like the one we got. He looks a lot like that one that Stone has got the picture of. Look at the tail. Hey, I know it's, the other one had a tree in front of his butt where you couldn't see the tail.

Well, look. Zoom in on it. We need to work on your definition of a tree versus a sapling. Well, I'm just all I'm saying, if that's one. That little tree in that picture wouldn't hide a tail like that. Okay, when he pulled it up, I've seen his tail go up. Look at that. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. And, hey. Not only is it a cat. It's a male cat. Yep. And that'd be a Tom cat. All right.

Oh, yeah. And okay. Uh-oh. We got a pointer. I would say just out of curiosity, you know, my estimation, that's about three foot tall from the ground to the back of that big cat. That's a big one. And if that's a Florida Panther.

That's him. We don't have a month. move up boy they in Louisiana so that uh Craig says it looks like our case like size cat yeah they do thank you very much they're both cats that is definitely a cat with a long tail all right so here's my next one and this this one's weird because because we got this is from brock he just saw that one wrong he didn't say where he from oh oh somebody's barn cat Don't want out for a scroll. Oh, I knew Mark was going to say that.

Oh, that's somebody's house cat. All right. So there's a... Well, what else is it? There's a large black cat. That size neighbor doesn't call it sweet pea gallivanting around out there. But we can't see its face. Sweet pee got out of the house and there's tom getting around, boys.

Yeah. That's just size neighbor saying, hey, keep sweet pee off my property. Where is this located? He did not say. Didn't say, boys. That was from 2019, so... That does. favorite sweetpe be a lot.

I told you. Are you going with house cat? Absolutely. That's a house cat. 100%. I would say something else, but thank you. Oh, let me guess.

A baby Black Panther? Well, where's his mama? They don't come out of the womb, full grown boys. That's true. It doesn't look like that. That's a pretty sleek house cat. That's a house cat. You're going with house cat.

I understand you still got a little COVID brain going on. But mine's pretty clear. That's a house cat. The grass is taller than that cat. All right. Go to the next one. From southwest Georgia, Amy and Clinton sent this one in. Okay.

They got a picture they cannot identify. Uh-oh. They get lots of tears. UFO boys and they don't have to be flying. It's on the ground. She thinks it's a dog. Oops, hold on. All right, boys.

Her husband says no idea. I got a Zoom. man. Well, all I can see right there is the sun. Why did they send a picture from a flip phone? Yeah, that's part of the problem. There's some sort of creature that's as much zoom as we got. That's unidentifiable.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Martin's gone with unidentified. You can't tell what that is. Southwest Georgia. I mean, my gut wants to say a pig. Yeah. But, you know, just looking at it in the way. I don't think that's a pig.

The way his legs kind of spread out. I'd go with what they say it. Probably a dog. But here's what I know for sure. You can't say 100% what that is or what it ain't. Yeah. Yeah. I mean.

Yeah, that's undenifiable. All right. He's out. So that was out. All right. So here we go. 30 minutes north of Waco. Oh, okay.

Boom. Out in the west Texas town. So if that can exist, that is a large panther. That is a mountain line. Mountain line. That would be, yeah. That would be. Puma, con color.

Puma. If that thing can exist 30 minutes north of Waco, why can we not have a Black Panther? Are you really making that argument? I'm just saying that that thing. Something that's in its natural range versus something that's never been spotted. But here's the thing.

Here's the thing about, hey, look, about their range. Their range depends on what is their food source. Because them things right there will range from three. 300 to 500 miles. That's a good one too right there. Okay. These things scare me. I didn't know there was this many cats in America.

Oh, no, no. Look, that's the most one, the mountain line, okay? Or the Puma, that's the most one that's everywhere. Oh, yeah. And I'm getting ready to go to Wyoming here in a couple of weeks. He's there. And I know he's there. He's there, but he trusts me.

Oh, I know he is. I don't see him plenty of. He's watching all the way to that boast-ed. I know. I've, uh, all I got to do is outrun my cameraman. They had super. I got,

I got one man to beat. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to hit him in the back of the ankle with a broadhead. Say good luck. Good. Get that Achilles tendon. Sorry about your luck.

Somebody's got to live to tell the story. Yeah. There's a way that seems right. Well, they, they are pretty, though. Oh, they are? They are pretty from a distance.

Yeah. Yeah. And as long as you got a pistol on your hands. Yeah. If I got a gun on me. Yeah. Long as you got a pistol and there to distance, we're good. Well, so far we have one.

Panther. And a mountain line. And one mountain line. And one house. Oh, and there's a wild cat. Boy, that's a nice buck. That is a big buck. There is huge.

That's Godwin on all fours and Uncle Si holding a teed jug. On trail cam. What is the black? What does he have? That's his shadow. The shadow. Oh, that's the shadow. Gobwin cast a big shatter.

I was a fixed thing. Especially when he gets down there all in a ball. Well, it looked like a pool of oil. Well, he may be leaking a little oil. Well, hey, there you go. That's a good one. What else we got? That's somebody's got too much time on the hands there.

You're going too fast on that. Si, you don't have any comments on that picture. Here's Illinois. Well, the only thing I would comment, Jason chose, you know, to use a movie line, Jason chose poorly to have Johnny Gobwin play the back panther. because you could put Johnny Guy on the dark side of the moon and everybody would look up and say

what is Johnny Guy on the dark side of the moon? There's just another mountain line right there. Oh yeah. You see that long tail there? Illinois. That's what you said? Yep. That's pretty cool.

Oh, man. I tell you, that's the most. I love trail cameras, man. They're awesome. That's the most prolific cat there is. He's a mountain line. Yeah, he's everywhere. Yeah, I'd probably.

Him and a bobcat be one, one A and one B. They both have a pretty big range. Here's the thing that got me. That super cat I was watching the other night, they got the Canada lynch. You're talking about a cat. The what?

Links. The Canada Lynch. No, links with a X. Canadian link. Yeah, L-Y-N-X. Yeah. But hey, you're talking about pretty. Length.

He was like snow. He was like the snow leopard. Oh, yeah. But, you know, But, man, you're talking about it. He got them tall, pointy ears. Oh, yeah. Hey, this one was a bull.

Yeah, he's a cool thing. Yeah. The one they had up there and was showing him he was a house. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he was on steroids. All right. Now, this trail camera picture here. Oh, God.

Uh-oh. I saw this. It's from Oklahoma. I saw this during my quarantine. Si? Well, that's a big black object. I can't tell what it is. I guess.

You can't tell what that is. Well, no, I guess by the head it's a cat. Okay. But I'm just saying that's kind of, that's a. So, let me just. Let me stop you right there. That's not real clear. That's from Molly.

Yeah, that's not really clear. That thing is standing on two legs. Well, no, no, that's what I was saying. Straight up. Yeah. I couldn't tell. I think it was a bear. That's what I was thinking.

I think it's a human in a Sasquatch costume myself. I just said it was not clear, okay? I think it's Bigfoot. I think it's a legitimate picture of actual Bigfoot. No, that's one of them things that, you know, you took it way too far. Where was that said? Oklahoma. My friend Molly from Oklahoma sent this one here.

Where at in Oklahoma? This same picture was going around social media, and it was in Oklahoma, North Carolina, Georgia. All of them claim it. That's Oklahoma City. All of them claim it. Oh, no, that's from. James James said that we

oh no look no we did get the famous picture that's on every Facebook state in America of the same Black Panther and we did get that one in but everybody everybody keeps taking it and putting it in their

thing I hadn't seen it was it it looked like oh it's you have I'm I can't find it somebody show me one that I've got so many pictures up on a power grid and got pride what was that up on top of the light pole. Yeah.

Yeah. That was a mountain line there. Oh, I got, I got big cat pictures. For days. Look, look, here's the beauty of this.

It's August. And everybody's putting out trail cameras now. So this section in a month is going to get even better. Oh, yeah. That's a fun part.

The worst part of this is I'm missing the greatest email we might have ever received. And I'm going to try and find it in the break. Yeah. Well, let's take a break. You try to find that. And then we'll keep on going.

We'll be back right after. This one's back. The coolest cat, though, okay, is the fish cat. Fish cat. What's a fish cat? No, no. A fish cat. What's a fish cat?

How does he taste fried? Hey, look it up. He looks like a... I'll look up a fish cat. He's crossed between the mountain line and a bobcat. The fishing cat is a medium-sized wild cat of South and Southeast Asia. Hey, it's like that shows him. him, it shows him in the Mars.

He's been watching too much. And hey, he bounces up and in the water and how he comes up with a big old fish in his mouth. I've been straight on that animal planet. Oh no, no. Look, hey, they got, it was, the night, what they was showing was super cats. Okay.

Which included the giant tiger. He looks like some kind of, he looks like some kind of hybrid between like a bobcat and a leopard. Yeah. He spotted. He spotted like the leopard. Yeah, but got in the face shape of a leopard, but kind of colored like a bob.

But he's actually, he lives in the marsh. Okay, and he eats fish. He's a fish eater. I like fish. Usually cats stay away from water. Yeah, he don't, this one? Not the fishing cat. It showed him, you know, when they're filming

he's slipping through the wood reed. And then like a fox, he jumped way high up in the air and splashed and he'd come up with a fish in his mouth. Then we'll over around the bank, sit down there. Huh. He's cool looking. All right. I got one last one.

All right. My man, Chad. One last. He's a youth pastor, so you know he's honest. That's that. From Mercer County, Ohio. He took this photo from his deer stand. Uh-oh.

Yeah. That's a black panther. No, it's not. Well, that's kind of a black cat. And he's got a long tail. Okay. So he also took this picture. But.

Oh, yeah, he got him a guy raft, too. Uh-oh, a gyreth. Oh, he got one in a gyrolet. He said none of these pictures have been doctored in any way. Same guy. Same guy. With the three-toed sloth behind. So that's all in Mercer County.

Okay. Okay. The second two pictures were doctored. And that's just a picture of a house cat. It looks like it has a collar. Yeah. Well, and not only that, it don't look very big. That's because it's not.

When I clicked over and saw that giraffe. That gyra. That gyra. a gyrable. All right, that's enough trail camera, you weirdos. Thank y'all for that. Yeah, keep sending them. Keep sending them because we're going to keep doing this about once a month.

That's right. And I got a bunch of sandwich pictures for Godwin to rate. People really like, people really like when Godwin tells them if they can make a sandwich. I'll be interested to see that one again now that I got my appetite back. But we'll wait on Johnny G. I'm very interesting. I got, we got a lot. Johnny G is G.

What am I looking for here? Connoisseur? No, he's a critic. Yeah. He's a sandwich critic. And you know what makes the best critic? He's willing to taste anything. I'm right.

He won't eat anything. He'll eat anything. He's like the billy goat. He'll eat anything. Unlike Sai, who will look at it. Galvin's like, I'll try it. Now, he don't eat everything, but he'll try it. With food, I'm not adventurous.

We now. Yeah, I like to, I'm old school. You know, I know what I like, and I'll still. I was so tempted during COVID to just go get a bottle of balsamic vinegar and just turn it up. Just to say I did it. Look, it would have done you good. Just to say I did it. Okay, I'm telling you, it would have.

Hey, vinegar is healthy. I almost ate subway. Who told me it? Some doctor told me that. Vinegar is a healthy. I believe it. It really is. Yeah, I believe it.

Well, it preserves stuff. Yeah. So it's got to be healthy. Good grief. Well, do you all? You put pickles in it and all this other stuff? A joke, boy. I do like pickles.

So we got a lot of life advice. I love all. We miss. Right, let's hit it. And we need stone here for a couple of them. All right. Okay. All right.

My man's Squatch. Squatch. That's what he said his name was in parentheses. That's fine. He's 45 years old and needing some advice. He's had two back surgeries, surgery on both elbows. He's been working hard as a whole life. He can't lift heavy stuff now and he can't do heavy weight training.

but he's wanting to lose a lot of weight. Okay. Any advice for this biggin, his words, would be greatly appreciated. Stone, I'm stepping into the house of pain coming soon. So let's hear it. I would say first things first. Discipline at the table.

Sugar is the enemy. Sugar is. If you are consuming sugar, you stop that and you will lose if you're say you're 80 pounds overweight you will automatically lose 25 pounds just from not consuming sugar so soft drinks that's right em and them yeah this is going to take beer he he said one thing it's discipline yeah that's it's just going to take discipline if you you know you can't lie to yourself and be eating snacks my high school strength help put that thumb down quick point you

that thing. Well, I'm just saying, okay, I'm just saying. We've got to have honesty and mixed in with this discipline. That's right. My high school strength and conditioning coach always told us one thing. He said, I'm going to work your butt off in here. He said, but you will not outwork a bad diet. That's right.

That was his one thing. And he was right. Like, when I got back to working out and getting in better shape, if I wouldn't have changed my diet, I'd have never got anywhere. Nope. So the one thing that is critical, stuck with me since I was 14 years old. You cannot outwork a bad diet.

That is correct. Whatever goes in, you've got to keep an eye on what you're putting in to get what you want out of it. And Johnny Day, I forgot to tell you one criteria that I have. If you're going to come work with me, you do not consume sugar for six weeks. Six weeks? That's right. I can't do that.

That's no carbs. Wait, does that include bread? No, no, no. You can have bread. Whole wheat. Now, another, some more advice for a man. Healthy, healthy. You can consume carbs.

Carbohydides are good for you, especially when it's time to go to the bathroom. So three good carbs, and I learned this from Monster Mike. Important. World champion our restaurant. He's pretty, he's in shape. He's in shape. So sweet potatoes, brown rice, whole wheat bread, oatmeal, all good carbs, heart healthy carbs. and clean carbs is the way he put it.

So, yeah, I ate oatmeal every morning. I ate whole wheat bread. This is without sugar. That's right. This is without sugar. And then for supper I try to do meat and vegetables. I like whole wheat bread. Yeah.

But that brown rice, whoever comes up with that crap, that white rice is way better. No, no. Hey. It's pretty good. Brown rice is good. It's serviceable, but that white rice is way better. Yeah, it is. Because, you know, that's the one the ducks prefer, too.

So I'm following the mallards on that deal, you know. But I'm a rice eater. I love rice. But no, if you're really serious about losing some weight, just be disciplined with what you eat, get rid of the sugar, and start there. And then once you get yourself to a manageable place, then you can start a workout regimen. And if you're, like I say, you work in your whole life,

and you got, you can't do things like you used to. We all in the same boat, some people more so than other. others you know you can you can do stuff to get your heart going that's not strenuous on your on your on your legs that's right yeah cuby yeah if you got access to a pool jump in a pool doggy paddle back and forth you know any type of exercise to get your heart rate up yeah okay and it's you know safety level okay do it safely okay like me i've got to do it you know yeah i would also yeah so yeah that a flow pace Say on that deal, you can learn from me and learn from a lot of other people that's lost.

I mean, I've lost 50 pounds since my heaviest and have been able to keep it off for the most part. And crawl, walk, run. Don't start off on a sprint on this thing because you will hurt yourself and you'll end up laid up for three weeks and have a big set back. And then it's going out to one. So crawl, walk, run. I like that. That's like when I go to my therapy, they said, oh, you're going to play defense and learn. learn how to escape for two years, then we'll teach you a little offense.

Okay. Two years. I just remember. Five hours away. Defense wins championships. Stone's going to hurt, man. And the other thing is practice makes perfect. Yeah.

Okay. That's right. Just be disciplined at the table. You'll be fine. Well, let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this. Cool. All right.

Look, we're back. If you miss these last two, make sure you send a. an email hello at duck callroom.com. Send us your trail cam pictures. Send us your anything. Sandwiches for Gobwin. We'll get back on that next week. Guy on the night to be here.

Any advice we make and help you with. We'll try our best. I got a good one. So Johnny Dee, what else we got in that? I'm actually passionate about this one. Uh-oh. My man is named Max and he's got something weighing heavy on his heart. Something about Call of Duty?

Nope. But I can. help you with that too. Actually, I was kind of down for a minute. 18 years old, going into his senior year high school and he doesn't know what he wants to do with the rest of his life. Well, yeah, you're 18. Everyone I talk to says not to worry and then I'll figure out what I want to do. The problem is I'm almost done with school and I still don't know what I want to do. Right now he's working 37 hours managing a pizza place. That's cool. Proud of you for working hard. But he just needs some advice on what to do with his

life. I got advice for this. You're 18. You got all the time in the world. If any of us would have ended up doing at 18 what we thought we were going to do for the rest of our lives,

good grief. I don't, what were you going to do? Oh, I feel that application to nursing school and never turned it in. That's okay. I had the highest score of anybody, oh, sorry, of any guy that was applying to nursing school,

and then I filled out about half the application and said, I don't want to do this. And that was after two years, I went to school for six years just to get a four-year degree because I didn't know what I want to do with my life. Because when you're 20 years old, you probably don't know what you want to do with your life. And that's okay.

Can you imagine him come walking in as your nurse. Be like burly. Oh, yeah. Those nurses at the hospital, one of them said, do you work here? I said, almost did. I said, but I wasn't cut out to be a nurse. They had this class called, it was like Nursing 200,

and it was to scare away the weak ones that would not make it as a nurse. It worked. It got me. So you had to change grown-up diapers and whatnot. Oh, no. They were just telling stories, and it scared me off. Some of the advice I had when I was growing up about, okay, what do you want to do?

Because I had no idea, okay? and they would say stuff like, well, do what you're good at. Well, for 65 years, I'd never figure out I was good at anything. You good. Okay. No, no, no, I'm serious. You're good at napping. Well, no, no.

But then, hey, Danesdy arrives on the scene, and the fans actually told me what I'm good at. Blowing smoke. Blowing smoke and making people laugh, okay? you know, so my advice to you is, you know, it may take a minute. It may take a while, okay, because look, I was 65 and had no clue, you know, my teachers, my mentors, okay, the military, okay, all of this is going through and I had no idea, you know, I just wanted to live comfortably and not work too hard doing it.

And take a nap. Well, hey, look, you know, so, you know, no, no. I'm serious. I'm being honest, okay? So my advice to you is, okay, you know, if you have something that you love and are passionate about doing, that would be my advice to you, okay? Do what you love and what you're passionate about doing it. And look, that may be like J.D.

Had it changed to be a nurse. Okay. And then he just finally sat down and talked to himself, I really don't want to do this. No, my good feeling is J.D. had that same thought that you did. I don't want to work that hard. That hard.

Well, that's a new level of hard. Well, look, hey. So my advice on the other hand is to get out there and work hard. Hey, that man's working 37 hours a week in high school. No, that's impressive. In high school, that is very impressive. That's impressive. So if you have the ability.

He ain't afraid to work. If you have the cognitive ability to go to college, by all means, go to college and get your degree. Yeah, because you're a manager of a pizza joint. Okay, so you have the, you have the. In high school, he's the manager. Yeah, you have the mental capability. mental capability to go to college and make good grades. If you have the ability, go to college.

If you don't have the ability, there's money and sweat. Yeah. Yes, there is. That's true. Trades or something right now. That's it. If you enjoy working with your hands, if you want to get out of the air-conditioned pizza place and you like working with your hands and fixing stuff,

you can make a heck of a living right now as long as you're willing to work your butt off. That's right. Don't matter what kind of trades you work if you don't work. I've got something to say about that. Look, I'm not scared of hard work. Okay. And short burst. Well, no, no, no, no.

No, no. It's not that. Okay. Look, there's, there's, you know, the Army deal with this. Okay. You do it the Army way because they didn't want you to do it your way. Well, a lot of the ways, there's, you know, numerous ways to do something. All you've got to do is, hey, what standard are you putting on me on this work I'm fixing to do?

Okay, because if I can do it in an hour and meet the standards, I'm not going to take eight hours just to do it the dumb way. Work smarter, not harder. That was the hard way. Hurry up and wait. Hurry up and wait. What's that saying aside? Do it right. Do it light.

Do it wrong. Do it long. Well, hey, I'm not doing it long. Okay. That ain't going to happen. I got in more trouble because I did it the quick and easy way and the standard was met. The proficient way. This man is my head.

So I was just telling you, hey, you don't have to work your tail off doing it the dumb way. Okay. You can accomplish the same standard as long as you do it. You can do whatever you want to as long as you're mediocre. That's what size is. Hey, I've been a big proponent. Heaven forbid we strive for greatness. As long as you show up in life, you're going to go pretty far.

Showing up is about 90% of all the job. At this day in 2021, all you got to do show up. And all you got to show up to school. Because we've got people that won't even show up boys. It's amazing these days. The people that just manage to appear go places, you don't even have to be that The standard is not what it used to be. No, the days are like my mom getting ready to retire in September after 49 years at one place.

Them days are out, boy. You know, started out at the bottom and made it all the way up to senior vice. Perseverance is important. Precervance. Endeavored to persevereign. We got time for one more? No, let's let Stone. Let's kick it to stone.

Don't work takes out with a good vibe. Well, this morning I was in a. I was reading in 1st Corinthians 4. And the first thing I did, I tried to look at a news feed and made me want to throw up. So, and then I read, and then I've been going through a New Testament. I got to 1st Corinthians 4 and this, this is, it's close to home this day and age. Talking about the church, the believers. We work hard with our own hands when we,

are cursed, we bless. When we are persecuted, we endure it. When we are slandered, we answer kindly. We have become the scum of the earth, the garbage of the world, right up to this moment. And with everything going on nowadays, it almost seems like things are coming full circle. Back to this, where Christians are the ones being persecuted for their beliefs. It's a sad state of affairs but but here's what you can take and go home and sleep at night with we're with Jesus

and we will be with him for eternity if we just keep doing just what you read to do that's it in the end we win we win the battle has done been fought the war has done been won by the son of God

Jesus Christ okay so hey I'm on stick with him amen Yes, sir. And I'm with you, we're out. Good night, folks.

Good night, yeah. See y'all next time. We'll be back. We'll see you next time.