Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Was Secretly Recorded at the Airport

Episode Date: September 23, 2021

Si gets stranded at the airport, and unbeknownst to him, his layover antics are caught on camera! Martin kills a rattlesnake with a fishing pole. Godwin is VERY particular about his wardrobe choices. Si attempts osmosis as a new way to share the Gospel and reveals his plan to become an interdimensional being. John-David shares a fan's ingenious “snackle box." And a very strange food suggestion piques Martin's interest. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And we're back in the duck call room. Welcome, folks. It's, it's been a good fun weekend. So I heard you had an interesting weekend, didn't you? Yeah, I had a real nice weekend. What'd you do? And I don't know if y'all could put that up there or not. Oh, yeah.

They get it up there. That is wounded a warrior's heart. Warriors' heart. And hopefully, I got it right. I say it's a ranch, okay, with a staff of doctors and people that help our veterans. Oh, that's awesome. deal with the scars and trauma of war. Okay, so I met them and actually, you know,

said a prayer to the Almighty for them to help them in their road to recovery, okay, and told them that, you know, appreciated what they did for our nation. That's right. But it's a cool place, okay, and the staff is cool, and the people are cool, our veterans. So then what do they have you there for? Huh? No, I'm talking. Oh, that's game of charge.

Make change. Warriors' heart. That's pretty cool. That's awesome. It is. It is. And they're great. They're great.

And any donation will be accepted. And I think you could probably look it up, warriorsheart, maybe.com. I'm not technical person. I got it right there. Yeah, look on the TV. Oh, you got it? I'm way ahead.

You know, Joe. We were just making sure that you were giving the people the right information. Well, it is warriorsheart.com. There you go. Okay. Dot com, baby. Good work, son. Well, sigh, I got it.

So you just went to San Antonio, which ain't that far. How'd you get there? Do you drive? No, we flew. You flew? Yeah. Oh, no, we ain't driving. Well, I'll take it back. I'll fix to drive to Hearst, Texas here in October.

Who was with you? Philip McMillan. Oh, McMillan. Yeah, my handler. Okay. How did you go through, what did you do? Go through Houston, go through Dallas. No, we went through Dallas, Fort Worth.

Did you? And then when we come back, it was a miscommunication. Yeah. And a misconnection. Oh, you missed your conviction. And then I was nine hours layover. Nine hour? Yeah.

You could have drove here twice? Well, no, I know. I know. But anyway, hey. You were in the Dallas airport for nine hours? And look, and I got, somebody took a picture. Somebody took a picture of me and sent it to Al. Took a picture of it.

Yeah, I'm laying down behind a bulkhead. What was you doing? I was tired. He was tired. You were just sleeping? I was tired. I was tired. So, yeah, he was tired.

So all you did was lying. But the best part was I got, I woke up and got bored. Yeah. And Philip had gave me his earmuffs. Really? And he had some good music on. Yeah. So look, the fans in the airport got a free show from yours truly.

Did they? Oh, yeah. And they said they enjoyed it. So what would you do if we told you we had a video of said free show? Oh, well. That somebody sent in video of the free show from the airport. Well, I'm just saying one woman there when we landed here in Monroe last night at 10.30. She said, hey, I enjoyed the show, enjoyed you singing.

You do you through for the night? Are you going on? I said, well, I'll liable to get in my recliner and just break out again. So we have questions. We've seen the video. So I have a friend who is a, he's a pastor buddy of mine, and he said, your boy, size is in the airport screaming. And I said, well, send me a video.

And? And? Hey, here they go. No, what was funny. Philip was right in front of me. What were you singing about a cigarette? So he only sends me a five. Whatever, there's a song that's got a cigarette in it.

That's all I know. So he sends me this five-second video. I said, no, no, no, please go back. We need more. We need more. So then we get a good layout here. Well, no, no, because look. Now we really know what's happening.

Yeah. Because you got to understand. Philips was right in front of me for a minute. Well, when I started saying, he tried to turn the music. golf and I just kept going. So he'd done that, he turned it back on, and he left. He went over to the next place that you leave from.

Terminal. Yeah, we was at 30, and he went all the way over 28 over on the other side of the building. Yeah, so I'm just belting it out. So listen here. Look, don't let me get bored. Because if so,

you can't go anywhere, sir. Watch this move right here. It's like he knew he was being a video. I did. I never saw whoever done this. Well, technically you did because he just walked in this podcast room. Oh, one to go?

Yeah, that's my buddy Jeffrey. That was their old homie done it. I gave me a homie done that to me. Oh, we have. He's a preacher too. Oh, yeah. And so that's just you. So is that what you do?

Hey, that's just me being. People everywhere ask me. Look, I finally, I like that. Hey, I finally look at it. I got another video. Look, this place was crowded when I first got there and laid down. This is one he was on that Bob Seeger back here.

What was he saying? Against the wind. Against the wind, boy. Hey. That's a cool one. The other one he is. Against the wind. Yeah.

The other one is, is, hey, here I am again. Up on stage. Play a Star again. Turn the page. Against the wind. Against the wind. That's how they ended it. Against the end.

Against the wind quite often. Yeah, about seven times. Yeah. And when you walked into my office today, I was actually listening to Against the Win on Amazon music trying to count how many there were. I love it. That's amazing.

But hey, this is what I do. Look, I made the whole airport on that end of it. They all left. I guess they didn't like my singing. But hey, guess what? Shucker. Guess what? What?

Ask me if I care, J.D. I know you don't, baby. Well, there you go. All right. So you were just having a good time sitting on the, I got bored on a nine-hour delay, and it was the fault of the airport. I do want to say something. I just thought I let that in there.

That's what I'd have said. How is it the airport's fault? Because we sit on the runway for about 20 minutes saying, oh, there's some disconnect at the fort. DFW? I have a question, though. And I think of a, well, just, I need to tell the listeners, he had a nine-hour layover four hours from his house. Like, you could have been home.

No, it ain't no four-hour, J-D, unless you drive like I'm ready, 140 miles an hour. Like you? I don't drive by, hey. Don't even start me. Okay, four and a half time. Hey, don't even start me because, hey, somebody, somebody got stupid in front of me again, folks.

And I got to repent or road rage. Okay. See? So go and Texas Motor Speedway is further, isn't it? Yeah, you got to go past the airport. Well, hey, look, it ain't no four-hour drive. I go to see my daughter over there in Fort Worth. Okay, right outside of Hearst.

This is in Dallas. You got to remember, there's a lot of cities in that city. I'm just saying how far it is from here to the race. I'm just saying it's only with a premium bucky stop. You're no more than four hours. Bucky stop. You're no more than four hours and 45 minutes. I like, I don't want to hear it.

I like for that to happen. just so I can go to Buckees. Absolutely. And just stink that rental car up with all the beef jerky I can imagine. Oh, get me a brisket and a sausage sandwich. Hey, they got good sandwiches over. Lord, Buckees. Buckees come to West Monroe, please.

They have got everything. They got that big old container with them round cheese balls. Boy, look, if somebody from Bucke's decision-making crew is listening to this. I've got a large area by the Ike, Downing Pines, Exx. We'd love to have you. We would love to have you in Westminster Illinois. A good location for you. It would be the best place ever.

It really would. I'd stop there twice a day on my way to work and on my way home. I don't know that I would stop there as often as that. I'd build duck calls. Because it's a little bit of a road trip. You just say you would build duck calls there? You need to repent. But here's the deal.

For $6, you can get a brisket sandwich there that is better than any other brisket in this town. Okay. But that's not. And it's six bucks. That's a low bar though. But you can't eat lunch that cheap in this town. Unless you have Jay Stone cooked one. Well, exactly.

But that's what I'm saying. I'm saying to stopping get me. We don't know how to do barbecue here in Westmanoe, Louisiana. Well, barb-mm. Yeah. Speaking of, I'm going to give a shout out real quick. Me and Willie spoke in Longview, Texas, and we were there. And they brought us.

They brought us something called the, the country tavern. in Longview, Texas. George Bush apparently used to go there, like stop his plane just for the barbecue. It was the best brisket I've ever had. There you go. Let's go get one. How do we get on brisket?

Oh, Buckees. Yeah. Well, how do you not get on brisket? How do you get off of Bresc? That's a real question. That's the question. How do you get off of it? That's exactly.

But they're opening more Buckees. Yeah, there's a few in Tennessee. Got one down there on a Redneck Riviera, Georgia. They're going right past us. Uh-oh. I don't appreciate it. That's right. Yeah, we need to get a phone call with Mr. Bucky himself.

Yeah, I'll help. I don't know what it'll take, but I'm in. I'll call the mayor. Yeah, I'm in. I can Google her office number. We got a great mayor. She would help get a Buckees here, and I'll never vote for anybody else again. Yeah.

We need a Buckees. You should put out a commercial, Cy. You've got power? You're going to pay me? Oh, goodness, gracious. Everything about money. Oh, yeah. Well, hey, you got to pay the worker.

boys. A worker does that. That's biblical. That is biblical. He ain't lying. You feed the donkey that trance the meal,

boys. Oh boy, we got a prize one. I'm here to tell you. Well, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after. I fell right into that.

All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cook. And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's because of our friends

over at Tri-Tales beef, make such a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sal Robertson would say, bye on the grill! Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store,

do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from. But with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way. Tritails comes from a family ranch out in Texas. They're a fifth generation American ranch, so they've been at it for a while. Now look, the beef comes straight from their ranch and other ranchers they work with who raise cattle the same way. Their steaks are properly aged and shipped straight from the ranch to your door.

We threw a couple of ribbys on the grill. Look, salt, pepper, garlic, hot fire, that's all you need. Look, because I'll tell you what, when the beef comes from people who raise cattle for a living, you can taste the difference. The tenderness and the flavor are fantastic. So if you're stocking the freezer for grilling season, go check out Tritale's beef. I know in size case Christine loves it, which is just a, she doesn't eat meat. She ain't a big meat easier, folks.

Yeah. Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. You weren't really on key. I don't hear that. Well, he's never on key. The singer has the option of whatever key he's singing. That's what the song goes in.

The band's got to catch up to it. So the singer's got the key to the gate. A good musician will keep up. Okay, trust me. Okay. In the jailhouse now in the tune of Eve. That's another. That's another hit, son.

I'm in the jailhouse now. That's at the end of Lonely, Lonesome Street, whatever it is. Huh? Yeah. Lonesome Street. Yeah. He got it almost right. I didn't, I messed it up.

That's close to old brother. Yeah. Oh, brother, where art that? It's, huh? No. That's not, that's the soggy bottom boy. I know. And at the end of soggy, at the end of that movie, he goes,

In the jailhouse now, in the tone of E, boys. Yeah. I'm in the jailhouse now. Rambling. That's good. I'm in the jailhouse now. Johnny Galwin, folks. Steal and Rob.

Hey, I'm in the jailhouse now. They're getting $5 for singing in that can. And that can, boy. That's it, boy. We should start a singing podcast. I believe they call that radio, but. Would you ever live perform? Well, since it was four of us.

Yes, I live perform. On the podcast? If I got a guy with a guitar in here with you. No, no. No, because there ain't no auto tune in here. No, there ain't no auto tune. I love it. I'm going to break you.

I'll be telling them secrets. I mean, I could go record an album with auto tune. But if I ever had to play live, I'm in trouble. I'm going to be found out. Oh, no. Hey, people don't realize the people that do this for a living. Anybody could do it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That was your words, not mine. No, no, no, no. It's changed. Look, you have no idea how much junk that's got to be in your head to do this and do it good. What? Okay.

The front man. Okay. Cy is the front man. Well, I was the front man. Yeah. He was definitely a lead. Because, hey, for sure. You got to interact with the crowd.

and sometimes if you get to interacting with the crowd, then you forget what you're even up there to be doing. That's why I told you. You just start having fun and having a good time like I was at the airport. I'd land there having a blast. Which is why I said you should have been the next Ray Stephen. Well, hey. You'd still be doing it.

Well, I had an opportunity and it was not handled right. It's my personal opinion, which that's like a... Look, you let me take you... Everybody got two elbow, JD. Look, there's two places. You let me take you to Branson or you let me take you to Dollywood. And, buddy, you're about to get paid. Branson, Missouri.

Let's go to Dollywood. Well, hey. That's where Dolly's at. I don't think she lives there. Oh, that's, yeah, but she shows up. Hey, Dolly Pardons Place. Is there like roller coasters? Yeah, outside of Knoxville.

They got all them same kind of. Tennessee. They got all. It's like Bratley. Pigeon for, that whole area. Yeah. We need to go to an amusement. It's in the Tennessee Hills, boys.

Yeah. That would be. You know where they have all them little sides? Would you ride a roller coaster with me? Nope. I don't do roller coasters. Mine. Go.

I think you'd be a lot of fun. Although they make me sick. He's taking enough years off his heart. He don't need anything else. Yeah. I like some roller coasters. Run up and down, I think, no. I went to six flags last year and I thought I was still a child and nobody was there

because of the pandemic. And you had to wear a mask and it was 150,000 degrees outside. And wasn't nobody there. They're like, well, you were. wearing a mask. It was kind of silly rules. So you could just go on a roller coaster and then look at the line and nobody was in it and go again. Hey, go.

Roll it again, boys. I've never woke up in so much pain in all my life. From trying to hold on? No, just from going on roller coasters that much. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And then. Well, it's dangerous. Then we went on the.

Dangerous. Yeah, it's not dangerous. Oh, okay. That's your idea. Are you still here? That's your opinion. But then we went on the judge Roy's scream, the old wooden one. Oh, that one's rough.

It'll hurt you back. I felt like I got out of a boxing match with Muhammad Ali and I just needed, it was the most painful experience of my life. Huh. So there's an age where you can't ride roller coasters anymore. You might be there. You got to ride one on rails. I was there when I was young, JD.

I ain't into roller coasters. Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of it. Mainly because when you're my size, you don't really fit in that seat so well anyway. So you got a lot more travel between you and that bar. and like he knees hit things. Oh, yeah. It's just, I mean, you do.

You walk away from there like bad. Yeah, it's a painful ordeal. I like roller coasters. I do, do. And I don't have a need for speed either. So, like, I mean, my life is pretty well. He's got the need for speed. I got the need for speed.

But I didn't, I didn't ride roller coasters from the time I was like five until junior high because my mom made me ride Space Mountain at Disney World when I was a kid. And she put me on the front row and it's dark in there. Oh, that ain't. That ain't nothing. And I screamed like a girl. Because you couldn't see. And then all of a sudden you're going down.

I don't like them dark roller coasters. I had the stars in the sky. I'm just saying. A five-year-old on the front row of Space Mountain is scary. It messed me up for a while. I know something else I scared. Now we know what's wrong with him. He was scared.

He was scared. I just texted you a picture to show something. Oh. Oh. Nope. My wife sent me a tax motion. I know what he's probably got. I'm not in a picture.

What? A snake, probably. I don't know. It's not coming through, Mark. I'm looking at pictures of Dollywood. I really think we should go. You should have it now. I ran into one of size favorite critters on Friday.

Yeah. Oh, goodness gracious. I'm going to put it up on the screen. I ran into one of size favorite critters while I was fishing on Friday, walking the bank. Good, gracious. I ain't even, I ain't even going to lie to you now. There we go. That one made me jump a little.

Oh. That's a rattler. Yeah, that's a rattlesnake. And what was you at? I was fishing, walking the bank of a pond. Uh-huh. Yeah. He ain't got no tail anymore.

We done got rid of that. I'm out. Look at that big old thing. Boy, he was a good one. There's a roller coaster for you. I got a good story about that. You know how I got him? No, zoom out a little bit.

With your foot? You see the end of that fishing run? Yeah. I beat the snod out of him with that. You tear the rod up? I tore my reel up. I bent the handle on my reel. I was so mad.

It ended my fishing day. I'd done caught like seven or eight off a frog. It was worth it. Well, I mean, yeah. I actually done that one swam across another, but a cotton mouth, big cotton mouth. Yeah. Fishing one day, and I threw up there and hooked him.

They fight good. Yeah. I wasn't a done, hey. Now you got to take him off. You caught him. No, I didn't. Hey, once I got him up around the bank, cut the line, and then go, I didn't have a gun. So you gave up your cricket?

Oh, hey, I gave him whatever they're fishing with. Oh, yeah. No, I... I don't fool snakes. I looked around for a stick and I couldn't find a stick. So I looked at my rod. I said, well, we're going to find out what you made of, son. Hey, but here's the deal.

We was coming home in Alabama when I owned a place up there and they're cleaning the barn at the bottom of a hill right before my driveway starts. So look, they're pointing in the middle of the road. They're going to scare the big rattlesnake out of the barn. Done flushing. Yeah. And told me, hey, skit on him, skid on him. So I slide on him. Yeah.

back off of him and they go off there and the guy, you know, cuts his head off. Then he said, you want these rattlers? I said, no. So, hey, he cut the rattlers off. He's got enough rattlers off. He cut the head off, cut the rattles off. My son gets out of the truck and he's got a pair of old leather boots on

and he goes out and he puts step right in the middle of the snake body. Okay? And guess what happened? Where the head used to be, pop that boot. bloody spot. I said, hey, even without a head, they're still going to try to back. That's why you're noticing that one.

There's a size 13 securely on that one's head. On his head. Yeah. Securely. I can't run. No, you can't run. I like fishing there. I didn't want to have to worry about him again.

Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. No, that's a place I frequent. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. You got to kill them. You know, it's like that commercial.

The spam commercial. Got a hand in the nose. Look, I'm a big believer. What? Spam commercial. You got to hit him in a nose. Got it. Don't knock it until you Friday.

That's right. But I'm a big believer in not killing things that I'm not going to eat. That's a good thing. Except for venomous snakes where I could be tromping around in the dark. I may have to come back to there. If you don't look for them, you don't see him. I wasn't looking for him when I found him. That's right. He didn't like finding.

I heard that all too familiar sound of z-z-z. I said, oh, boy. boy where is he yeah and then I got him out of that grass and got him up on that road and that's one that's one bad times that's one he got the beating of his life yeah but yeah I just don't I'm not into killing things for sport if I if I whack him I'm going to eat him but a venomous snake is a different that's a different that's a different deal I call that self-preservation yep so yep I ain't getting taken out by no sake I would prefer not to but I realize also I'm around them a lot. Well, I'm shocked

that none of the Robbinsons since we stay in duck blinds all the time, I'm just it's a miracle nobody's got snake bit. Where is my she? They're in my office. There ain't office, boys. Yeah. I saw them whenever I left out of there to come in

here. I just realized I almost choked. Where is my shoes? I just noticed I didn't have them on. Oh, man. We need to dive deeper into that. Well, hey, listen, we can dive there. As soon as we get back from this break, we'll be right back. I need to know why you don't ever wear shoes.

Are we going to talk about... Garvin? Why? What? Why you hate shoes? I don't know. I just don't like shoes. Have you got bad-shaped feet, Galvin?

Bad shape? Yeah, like my brother. Oh, he's flat-footed as they come. Oh, okay. Look at that toe now. His arch left the chat. Oh, whoa. I can't even see it.

Okay, now. Wait. Wait. Hey, time out. That last time we was talking about lizard people, right? Lizard people. I'm here to confirm Godwin's got scales on his feet or something. Uh-oh, he's got scales, boys.

Well, don't put it up. Hey. That right there. That looks like scales. What is it? He's got scales. Hey, get out of here. I don't like feet, man.

Them things weren't really flat. He don't have a finish, is what he's saying. No, Godwin's got like a, what kind of bow. is that like gator tail makes one flat bottom oh flat bottom that way you can just make for running over stumps and stuff you can just kind of go over and without getting caught that's what godwin's feet is like what are you wearing duck foot what are you ain't got a duck foot yeah I was wearing flip-flop you ain't got what you ain't got webbing okay so you ain't got a weapon well you ain't got a duck it's just wide I just really like triply socks comfortable

ones yeah absolutely no even uncomfortable no he can't breathe if you wear some more on that Some socks are at guard. You can't breathe if you wear socks. No, it takes all your hair, boy. Uh-oh. I can't wear them then. Wait, what? I got, hey, I got a problem.

How does something on your feet take your air? I don't like long-legged breeches. I knew that. I'm whipping on that one. I understand that because your legs ain't long. Well, hey. No, they're not. Hia!

That's like old no-legs, cameraman. Oh, no-legs. on him. No legs had legs, everybody. Phil Nicknamed him, because he barred his waiters. But Garvin is kind of a wardrobe

nominally. He don't like anything on his feet. Okay. He hates britches. Yep. And this is the first time, and I don't know how long, I've seen him with a regulation hat on it

where the top of it ain't missing. Oh, he's got it. Yeah. Yeah, he usually has them a dealer's hat. Dealer's hat. I like to handle it. Well, that ball head shows. If you call that a dealer's hat, you might need to call a 1-800 number and admit some things.

Well, no, no. Well, it's a dealer's hat. And his ball head, the reason he's a dealer's hat is a ball head shining and it blinds you. You can't see the car's good. Oh, my goodness gracious. I don't think that's scientific. Gawin, what did you do this week, yeah? No, business.

It ain't scientific, J.D. It's business, son. Yeah. Gawlin were catching him some big old catfish. You got any pictures of them? Big old kitty feast. No. Didn't take no picture.

What was this? Memphis. Memphis. Memphis. You went to... At the pierremy, I went to the Mississippi River Monsters tournament. What kind of monster did you catch? 40 pounds or as big as I caught.

40 pounds. Well, hey, what's the biggest catfish you caught? The biggest one I didn't catch it, but the biggest one I've ever seen was about 98 pounds. They had 102 way. Big up. Okay. And you could see. They said they called him on a trot line, but they lied.

You could see the webbing marks on his body. I thought you said you caught him. No, he said he saw it. The biggest one I saw. And look, it was so weird. He looked like a priest or historic monster because his bottom lip, you know, protruded. It looked like a big giant spade.

And it come out like probably a foot, you know, further than the one his head. It was weird looking. Well, Sa had him an eye, an op with one hundred of an underbikes. Hey, it looked so weird because, you know, this thing was about, what, a good reef?

He was as long as that desk there sitting at. Did he come out and say, ain't got no gas in it? No, no. They weighed in a 102 channel was the biggest one. A 102 channel? Not a blue?

Yeah, blue. That's what I meant. Okay. Huntback blue. 120. How much? They caught one? Yeah.

On the rodion reel? Mm-hmm. I bet that was fun. Hey, look, this is, I'd never fish this way before. I went up there and got to fish with Bell Dance, which was pretty cool. Okay. But you use cut bait, and you turn your boat into the current, and you turn your trailer motor on, and you drift back half the speed of the current current, and you have like a six-ounce weight and two hooks.

So you just, you're dragging it on the bottom? You drop it to the bottom and you keep you real disengaged because you're letting line out a lot. Yeah, okay. And you just bump it off the bottom. Okay. Pump, bump. And then that's like I grabbed the hole to it. Yeah, and by the time then, you click it, it comes in front of him.

That sucker starts the head for the middle of the river and tries to pull that rod out of you in. Then you know you got to be, well, I keep saying we'd be reeling, real and reeling, I'd say, yes, it's a good, and, you know, because it's weighty. and then them bowls come up they said oh yeah that's a begging when you see them bulls. So what do you do with a 40 pound catfish? Some people take them to a restaurant and they cook them but

when they get that big they're not good eating. I mean you wouldn't think they would be. Well no no they're not they're too tough. They're too tough. Hold on. But they phone or Rod and Rio now. Oh yeah. No.

the same as a flathead cat? Yeah. And how big did you say the one you saw? 98 pounds. 98? Yeah. Okay. What's the world record?

The world record is a hundred and twenty-three. But what was weird, though, is look, I'm telling you, his bottom lip stuck out like maybe 14, 16 inches further than his top lip, the flathead part. They was a person there, a team there said they had the state record in Tennessee. and the weight or something got hung up in the net it got off they said it had been the state record or close well i fixed that for a flathead yeah the record will probably be in kentucky lake because the the people that are in charge of the lake had to check the damm okay so they hired a couple of dimers oh lord and they this is uh what uh i can't remember the guy's name is nelson he played uh you know

Scuba, it was a scuba show. You know, he was always in the ocean doing something. Double tanks. Both of these divers had double tanks. So they go down to the bottom of the dam and look, they got a light, but they're walking right against

the bottom of the dam. And they both, you know, they just both, after they come up, they tell their story. Tell them, well, we, we just, it's real eerie down there. It's black, you can't see nothing. You got to have a little light.

You still can't see much. because it's murky. But they felt, you know, I felt eyes on me. You know, that's what they said. They do this with the light. And their six catfish had swam up behind them. Okay. And the guy said, hey, immediately,

you're talking about bubbles? Oh, there was bubbles because, hey, they had to the top, okay? Sharks and contiguous. Because he said, hey, look, we got out, you on the guy sitting there. There's a state guy sitting there when they come up.

He said, y'all just went down. What's the problem? He said, we ain't going back down. And they said, the guy said, why, but how do you got to check the dam? He said, no, you got to find somebody else to do that. And they said, why not? He said, because when we felt real strange,

something was looking at us, we shined the light, and, yeah, something was looking at us, six catfish that could eat me and these double tanks. He said, so, no, sir, we're out. That story existed every damn in America. Tennessee, wildlife and fisheries are involved at the way in, and they get all the catfish in a tank and release back in the river. There's people coming around when you're in the way in line,

coming around, checking the pH and oxygen levels in your live whales. It's a pretty big deal. It's nice. It's a good deal. I just remind me talking about all these fish. What? An old stone fixing the head south, boys.

Well, get out of here. Red fish. Oh, we are. We're back, but it'll be, what, Wednesday morning. Wednesday morning. So you're going to go fishing in Venice. We're going to go red fishing in Venice

and blue wing till hunting also. Yeah, y'all going to kill them. We're going to burn our gun barrels off. Burn them off, boys. Good. That old old bill, that's old guy one right there. I got a close. We missed that.

Look, well, I just said. I fished with him. Who phone range? Bill Dance was there. Everybody's got one. I was just looking at... Bill dance. Sounds like a country song.

That's it. Oh, wait, it is. Now, all right. Let's take another break. We'll be back right back. We'll be back. We're back. And we're back.

It's good news time. We've actually got some good news to share. The first one, and I don't know, I know Gobba knows, I know John David knows. I don't know if Cy knows. But tomorrow, Our, what's Becky's title? I don't know. Runs the world.

Office mother. That's what we'll call her, because she's like a mom or a grandmother to all of us. Becky's husband, Wayne, as a diabetic, who's been going into renal fair a year for probably the past year and a half or so. Well, they did a test, and Becky is a very strong match. So tomorrow, Becky is donating her kidney to her husband to keep him from having to be on full-time dialysis. So folks at home, if you're listening to this, be sure to lift up the McDaniel family in prayer. That her surgery goes swimmingly, that Wayne's surgery goes swimmingly and that there's no rejection. and yeah i mean how cool is that for a wife to be a match to a husband to be able to be a living

donor to her husband to give him a kidney i mean that's awesome sigh would you give christina kidney i can't answer that i'm serious i'm kidding that's that's uh yo that's one of things there that yo my hat's off to her that's incredible no i mean it's it's incredible that it's a match And also during this process, they found a small tumor inside of Becky's kidney that she would have never known about had it not been for this. So they're going to actually remove the small tumor before they put it into Wayne. So, I mean, that thing could have grown and grown and grown and grown. And she would have never known and could have ended up having kidney cancer and passing away. So, I mean, it's just, it's crazy how the Lord works in all of this, ain't it?

But the verse is, the Almighty. moves in mysterious ways. Miracles are still happy. Yep. Yeah. I mean. But like Martin said, y'all please lift up the McDonnell, Daniels family. Okay.

Amen. And that nothing will be rejected, that everything and the surgery will go good. Great recovery. Yeah, and a speedy recovery. I would say it's going to be a lot quieter around the office, but Becky don't make much noise anyway. No, you don't even know she. You don't even know she. The woman walks right here, she speaks softly, but she carries a big,

stick. And if you get out of hand, she takes care of business. And she's always got the checks. Becky, Becky's everybody's favorite person because she's got the checks. Yeah. Absolutely. But Becky, Wayne, we love y'all. Praying for y'all. And, you know, man, it's going to be awesome. If everything works out, that's going to be super, super, super cool. So. But anyway, the other good news I found, I was perusing the book of faces last night. That's Facebook for. The face book. And so this guy, Jesse, I don't know him for nothing. This was just a shared story.

Had bought some used tires off an old boy. And he was changing some stuff out. And inside one of the tires was this note. It says, Logan, if you're reading this note, I expect you're changing a tire. As I write this note, you are eight years old. Papa Bill is working very hard, always saying this is Logan's truck. There are three notes. I wonder which one of these you will find first.

Much love. Thanks to modern technology. Hidden in the tire. It was hidden in the tire. I'm assuming this is the grandmother wrote a note about Papa Bill. The grandfather putting this inside a tire. Well, these tires end up being sold somewhere,

have a flat, whatever. Well, this guy, Jesse, finds the note inside the tire, puts it out on Facebook. They find Logan. Oh, they found. They found Logan via Facebook. Has he got Papa's truck? No, he didn't have Papal's truck.

They had to sell it due to financial hardships before he got it. But this guy just bought the tires from the truck and then found this and was able to give Logan a note from his grandmother and grandfather, which I think is so cool. That is because, hey, I didn't get to know my grandfathers, and it's always made me hot. Yeah. Man, it ain't the word.

I would love to find a surprise note for one of our own back. There's two more somewhere. Somebody asked on the other one, said, do you check the other tires? That's right. Check the gas tank. There might be some money tape to one of them. Yeah, but I thought that was, see, so every now and then technology and social media has some benefit to it. And merge for something good.

Yeah, it's not always doom and gloom and all of this. I thought that was pretty damn cool. I was like, man, that's awesome to have a surprise note from your grandparents that you never knew existed. That's a pretty cool thing. We need to start writing notes. Yeah, and just hiding them places. In this building from the Duck Commander Day. Because one day this building will be something else, I guess.

If you go look around Willie's house, you'll probably find a bunch of 20 stashed behind pictures. He hides money. I don't know. We don't play poker over there much anymore, so he may have quit hiding money in the picture frames. I don't know. I want Cy to write me notes and hide them places for me to find in 40 years. Yeah. Well, my kids will probably, won't I pay.

away and leave this earth they'll probably have a good time going through all the junk that i've got you have junk oh junk from the fans you didn't leave them no note all of life okay hey sigh we need to get to work on your memoirs uncle sighs memoirs yeah how funny with that he could have a pretty good yard sale i'm sure you could have oh i've had a blast i'm telling you know my short 73 years on this earth it has been a hoot I think you need to write some notes so you can keep making us out yeah you need to write it some notes

start keeping a journal from here on out I'd be interested to see what you write about us after we get done with these podcasts it is cool to find notes it's Miss Pollock well we talked about that left me a bunch of notes

when I went up to the home Kay lived filled notes all the time it's awesome it's awesome feeling to get them notes are a good thing Yeah. We have any more good news? Good. Or weird news, strange news, bizarre news?

A bunch of sad news and bad news. We don't want that garbage. No, that's not welcome here in the kids' podcast, just Phil and Jason would go. Yeah, no, I think that's what we need to talk about. What, that they referred to us as the kids? Or the children's podcast? Yeah, whatever they called us.

I ain't worried about it. I like it. Huh? Yeah. We win, by the way. Well, I like it because I'll tell you all. time. I just turned 14 this year, boy. Just turned 14.

Yeah, I just thought they don't never want to grow up. They're like using that to take I ain't growing up. To take shots at us, but I ain't doing it. But he ain't doing it anyway. I ain't doing it. I would say if that's how somebody like Phil or Jace

referred to us, then I say we're doing a good job. Yeah, we win. I mean, if we're known as children because we laugh and have a good time and smile. Yeah, then we win. We're winning. in the end. Well, what would their podcast be?

Uh, uh, no. I might go give myself a treat today. You ask the relative. I got the wrong last name. I mean, they may not think it's funny. They got a good podcast. It's very serious.

It is. It's a little more on the serious side, which, hey, this world needs both, these world needs both sides. They need a serious side where they really dig deep into the Bible and spiritual matters

and they need the lighthearted side where we remind people to laugh at themselves. And smile. And we still share the word. And we do the same thing they do. Yeah. Thank you. Because that's what I did, okay, all weekend.

What? We'll share the gospel. Well, that's good news. Because, hey, that's the deal with my T-shirt. It's on that T-shirt. I'm going to get them by Osmosis, boys. You going to get them by T-shirts? Yeah.

Just by, because I had them ask me, tell me, what are them things on your chest there, sir? And I said, I'm glad you have that. Beard hairs. Okay, because now I will tell you Jesus' story in about five minutes. There you go. It's an important story.

Oh, yeah, no, no. So won't we hang our hats on? Hey, that's what I hang everything on. It gives us a way out of here. Yeah, that's why death don't worry me. Amen. Okay, all it is for me is my address is going to change. Change your address, boy.

Hey, look, I wish I'd have been at church when whoever preached the sermon on heaven the other day that I missed it, Jason has been talking about it in the blind. That's Pastor Tom. Oh, was it? Was it the guy that stuck his head in? No, that's Jeffrey. That's you, okay.

But anyway, I told them. I'll send it to you on. Did you know, J.D.? That one of these days, I'm going to be an interdimensional traveler. Are you now? Intergalactic planetary. Go down. Time will be no issue, okay?

No. because I will be an eternal being. Okay. We only see a little small portion. What's the first thing you're going to do? Hey, since time, it's no issue, okay, and I will be able to blink my eyes and go 500,000 miles, okay, and be there and no time is due because, hey, I'm eternal.

He's eternal, boys. That's it. And, hey, I'm going to see all of what God has created. That's what I'm going to do. once they get to heaven. You're going to be a traveler. I'm going to be a traveler, boys. I'm a traveler.

And then talking, good grief. Good night. There's a mountain. There's a mountain of diamonds. Just laying there. But I don't need nothing. How about that? There's a river or a goat.

Can you imagine being so happy. Can't use it? Ain't got no use fun, boys. Can't use it. I love it. I love it. Put so simply. There's a.

river of gold. Can you use it. Can you use it. But it looks nice. But hey, but it's really pretty. It's going to be pretty. But just think about all the rubies and the sapphires and all the stuff that God is created. Oh, yeah.

Whenever that part in Revelation where they describe it about the amethyst of the, and all the different colors of the jewels. No, no. That's a. I got you covered today's Bible verse. Oh, that's a cool deal. Unreal. I mean, you just think about that because you see those colors here and imagine them magnified.

Well, no, no. Because look, if you look at, okay, okay, look at the bird kingdom, look at the fish kingdom. I'm thinking about the parrots that are down in the Amazon. All these bright yellow and reds and blues and purples, you know, these are the birds. And then you go to the fish thing and it's just, you know, good grief. You know, you're talking about a lover of beauty. The creator is a, he's like an eccentric, collectory. except but no, he goes further than a collector.

He's the creator of all of it. And he collected what he created. Oh, yeah. And he just spoke all that into it. No, no. You tell me, hey. Hey, that goes, that hit me right in my military training. That's what he said.

You're talking about a command. Hey, you're talking about a command voice. He spoke the universe into his distance. Wow. But he went back to prepare a place for. Can you imagine what that's going on like? That was creation happening. That's incredible.

I love it. Let's take a break. We'll come back. Get in that mailbag. We'll be back right after this. We think you're in a mailbox. All right. We're back.

Oh, we're back. Oh, boy. Hello at duck callroom.com. That's the email address. What's in there this week? Toby from Denham Springs sent me something that I thought was kind of funny. Okay. That's just down south.

My man. has one tackle box when he goes fishing just for snacks. Whoa. I'm in. Oh, it's a snack tackle box. He's got crackers. It's a snackle box. I like a snackle box.

He's got many Oreos. He's got olives. It's a little too fancy for my liking. No, no. What's that in the top left? Salonra? I don't know. I can't.

Hey, he's got green and black olives. Yeah. Well, the other ones is like Kalamata idols or something. They're good. Hey, this boy. Hey, I like it. I like his style. So he's got a snacker box.

That's a good idea. Yeah, a tackle box. A snackle box. Hey, what's out of a box of toothpicks? Yeah, you got toothpicks? Wait, did there's like little summer sausages cut up in the middle? That may be. Yeah.

That may be. I can't figure out the Zoom. My man's got a lot of prep work going, but I can appreciate it. Oh, no. I like it. I like his thought problem. I like it. So I think we need to start that.

We need to design our ultimate snackle box. Snackle box. There you go. You better put a patent on that word. And then we should sell it. I think beef jerky and rice crispy treats. But I don't eat rice crispy treats. What are you doing?

Oh, he's still looking at it, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, them are Graham crackers right there. Yeah. That is spam. That is spam. It's not. It's pink. Oh, and then you got your, oh.

Palamata. Calamata. What's that grain and red stuff? I think it's an olive. Olive, but that's pomezzo. Yeah, stuffed with a pomella. Yeah, stuffed with a pomellas. We have pomell sandwiches.

Oh, those snacks. Oh, I. Crackers. That's fantastic. Oh, it is. And, hey, he's got a whole thing. That's actually brilliant, because generally I just throw my snacks in like a plastic bag into the cooler and you have to kind of white fish slime off over.

And the toothpicks is for getting your hors d'oeuvres. Or they could be for peg in your sinker. And that would be. So that's from our friend Toby. You can pick and pick. I like his style. And he also says, P.S. Black Panthers are real. Up top.

There you go, boy. I wonder what Toby carries in his ammo can during Duxie. Oh. Oh. Well, I mean, if he takes that fishing. Yeah. And he's got an ammo. Hey.

I got to get, I was Stone would have been here today. We got to work out this snack, snack pack, boys. Stone doesn't let you eat good snacks. Snackle tackle. It's a snackle tackle. Snackle tackle. All right, well, speaking of snacks. Big snackle tackle box.

This one disturbed me, this email from autumn. Autumn, thank you for not telling me where you're from because I would never go there again after hearing this. Oh, maybe she's from the fall. I don't know. but she has a food suggestion for us to try like we've never eaten it but I've never even heard of people eating this

it may sound strange but I promise it is good no it's not autumn peanut butter on your corn on the cob wait what no that's a good waste of peanut butter and corn there are some rules it can't be natural peanut butter why not and it has to be corn on the cob crunchy peanut butter is preferred but creamy will do

she's had braces all of high school so she hadn't to been able to have it in a couple years I think that's a good thing autumn but she would really like us to all consider trying it and let us let her know if we like it no I'm not trying to do it peanut butter well

I'll try it I'm on try it because you're really good butter on a BLT is all Well, now that is good. And you'd think now that won't work. Peanut butter on corn. My father got on to that. Hear me out here.

I'm trying to. You take that corn on the cob out of a crawfish bowl. It's nice and hot. Okay, spicy. And spicy. A little heat to it. And you put a little peanut butter now. You got a little sweet to go with your heat.

I'm interested. Well, no, no, because no. I might have to change. I'm on track. I might have to change. my mind. Martin's got a good point here. Because that peanut butter, when you put hot baking on it, it melts.

So when you put this peanut butter on that hot corn on the cob, it ought to melt and make like a glaze. What about whatever happened of butter? What, we just had peanuts. Well, you put that on there too. You know what makes butter better peanuts? Peanuts. That's not true.

It does. Yeah. Well, Autumn. I didn't. All right. No, here's a deal. Three to one. Three to one.

You all had to go home and do this. Well, it ain't crawfish season. You have to do. We'll go out to wait a little bit. We'll do some shrimp. Boil you some cramp. Wait to next year. I will bring it up here and bowl it and we will eat it on the air if y'all actually eat it.

Oh, I'm in. I'll do it. 100%. All right, Autumn. And you have to have a no thank you portion. But, hey, I don't want the crunchy. A what? I know thank you portion.

That's one healthy bite. I don't want, I don't want to crunch you. Wait, I have to do this too? Yeah. But I'm not interested. Are you listening to me? You got to knock you out. I don't want the crunchy.

I want the cranny. Yeah, the crunchy we're going to get from the corn. I don't need no more crunch. Yeah, I need the crunchy like he said, the corn. I'll let all three of y'all try it if you all don't make it. No, thank you, Porch. I'll do it. And if you don't like it, you just say, no, thank you.

I rushed into it too quickly. I don't like it. I changed my mind now. Since Martin said, hold it. Take it out of a crawfish bowl. Yeah. And then. Get you a little sweet.

Hey. And then, hey, then a little caramelization on the corn. Peanut butter. Hard pass. I think it'd be good. Oh, stop doing that. My ears.

Oh. Hey, I'm hungry. All right. I've done good. All right. We'll switch it up. We won't go food. I have one more food question, but we'll go with this.

No, let's do another. All right. I need dessert. A friend from Cajun country. He wants me to tell y'all that he has a very stocked 100-acre pond. Oh, yeah. How far away is it? I don't know.

I got, don't worry about it. I got that email. He's in Louisiana, though. He's got a very stock-on. If y'all would like to come down south and put a little blast and cast. He's in range. And he's got rice fields, too, that touched the past.

You know, it's funny, though, he didn't say his name. Oh, yeah, he did. Yeah. Justin. Yeah, that's in there. So if we had to pick between Budan or Cracklands, and you can only have one for the rest of your life. Which one is it?

Here's what you do. According to Uncle Ty. A good crackling. You go to the Mississippi River and use the Boudan as bait for catfish? Lost his mind. Okay. And then, hey, then eat you a big bag of cracklings. Now, here's what I'll tell you, Justin.

This is America and we ain't got to cheers. I'm eating both. Free to pick what we want, Justin. I'm like that old boy in that movie, Radio. Which one you want? Both. Both. At the thick slabs, homemade ones.

That's what I like. The crackling? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Where you get that little rind of fat? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're talking about crackling hounds. If I live down around Lafayette, I'd weigh $450 minimum.

I get down there in Boudan and Crackling Country, I'm in trouble. Oh, he's in trouble, boys. Yeah. Because now when they started putting them things in egg rolls and stuffing them with pepper jack cheese, shut your mouth. Praise the Lord. I haven't eaten in like two weeks. I've got to stop reading food questions.

Read a nut. I don't have another one likely. Food. I have one more question. What's the question? Dexton, from Idaho living in Utah, he's a man who's into... He's an Idaho. He's living in Utah.

Yeah, and he knows... He's into obscure facts. Insecure facts. Did you know that Idaho is the birthplace of TV, and Utah is where they invented the Frisbee, and he wants to know what Louisiana is famous for, which you know what it sounds like. Boudan and cracklings. Thank you.

You don't know what it sounds like to me? They ain't a lot going on in Idaho, Utah. Well, they made TV. They had to come up with a TV. And they had to come up with a game where they chunk something in wide open spaces. It seems fitting. Yeah. I think we'd come up with a napkin.

What is your shirt? That's how you could wipe all the grease off your shirt from meat. Louisiana and pigs on the pit. Coca-Cola was bottled here. We bottled. We said, you know what, Coke's good. Let's put it in a bottle. Monroe, Louisiana, thank you.

Delta Airlines. If they ever left you stranded, us too. They were started here, though. That's probably the problem. So, yeah, I just thought that was a weird one. What else? I'm trying to think. Rattle trap, Alexandria, Louisiana.

The two-reed duck call system. Right here. Right here in this room. The judge spinnerbait. Duck commander.com. If you would like to purchase one. See, most of them revolve around food and drink. That's pretty fitting for Louisiana.

Yep, food and drink. That's what we do. It's why we're big boys. That's why we're good at it. Except for Sae. Yeah. Well, hey, that's been fun. You got us a Bible verse to send us out on?

I do. What we got? Revelation 21, 18, and I'm just going to read until I feel like stopping. Amen. The wall was made of Jasper and the city of pure gold, as pure as glass. The foundations of the city walls were decorated with every kind of precious stone. The first foundation was

Jasper, the second sapphire. The third a gate? The fourth emerald, the fifth onyx, the sixth ruby, and the seventh chrysolite. The eighth barrel, the ninth, topaz, the tenth, turquoise, the eleventh, jacinth, and the twelfth and the twelfth amethyst.

The twelve gates were twelve pearls. Each gate made of a single pearl. The great street of the city was gold, as pure as transparent glass. And guess what? All this stuff for is beauty.

Beauty. You'll have no need for the value of it. And we're going to be walking on pure gold. But how cool is that? Yeah. You can't even imagine all that spectrum put together. Nope. That's awesome.

Can't even think about it. All right. We're going to be staying in a high polluting place. They may make you put shoes on. You may ask them with shoes on. St. Peter's going to tell Gavin, Gawin. Flip-flopped out, Jack. You got to put on shoes.

Don't you scuff up his gold floors. Don't you scuff up his gold floor. Take your boots off before you walk in. All right. Look, we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out. Yeah.