Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Was THE 'Duck Dynasty' Superstar but Somehow Thinks He's the Sidekick

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

Uncle Si has witnessed incredible natural wonders in his lifetime and the ones that occur regularly on his hunting property get chalked up to the paranormal. Godwin lets his wife go first on their hunting trips, but it’s not the act of chivalry that it seems to be. John-David ponders the events he’d miss if he woke up in the year 2075 and Martin has a good idea of what would happen if the tables were turned and humans weren’t at the top of the food chain anymore. Si is resigned to his role as The Duck Commander’s sidekick. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You want to know something that I Google every day, Si? What did you go? What are you going to day? Your address so I can see if the roof of your house is changed on Google Maps. Hey, don't look. Don't badmouth my roof. I want to see it on Google Maps. Don't make, don't make a liberty start checking a fist on you now.

The Statue of Liberty is not, Zye's house. Godwin, have you seen size roof? I have not. It's beautiful. Hey, you've missed it. It's gourd. It's red, white, and blue, baby. That's right.

It's gore. You got a new route? Yeah. A Labor Day special. Yep. Oh, really? Hey, 4th of July. A Labor Day special on 4th of July?

I don't know. He got something special. It's special. But every time I sit here, the first thing I do is check Google Maps to see when size roof is going to change. It brings me great joy. It ain't going to change. It's going to change on Google Maps. That's your house.

I'm not going to put it up on the big screen. Yeah, it hasn't been updated yet. updated me. Well, it don't make any difference. Everybody helps more I live in a five years. There's Willie's fence. Hey, there you go. That's a good fence.

That is. That's a good fence. Look at it. Look at that fence. That's I don't even live there. I don't even live there. And I don't even own it no more. That's, that's baller.

Get somebody to pay for your fence, sell the property. Hey, look, hey, he volunteered. I didn't make him, ah, he was his own fault. And what did you do? I didn't do nothing. Flipped him for the most expensive fence you could find. No. Fences are excited.

Oh, my wife got involved with that why it's really a travesty. A travesty. Okay. Because with a fence comes along, four by fours. Yeah. Okay.

And the four befores were not there. I put up a fence. Four befores, wasn't that? It wasn't that? What's holding up the fence? Plastic. Polly, some may say.

Polly. Some polyester crap. Polyester, baby. Polycarbonate. Polly checkers. Polly. Polly. Anyways.

Oh, man. What did you say in that ad? Entrepreneurs? Entrepreneurs. Entrepreneurs. But he said maneuvers. Well, hey, look. Which I found.

The extreme of college. I have trouble with English. Okay. with the what? English language. Yeah, and you took English in school. I took it in school, okay, yeah, and I had trouble with it, and I still do. Amen.

Everybody gets. Entrepreneurs. Yeah, for conservation and hikers. Hey, good. It's a good thing. It's a tough one. Hey. It is a tough.

Did you imagine not knowing English and trying to learn it? Oh, yeah. I can imagine it. Yeah, there's a lot of ideas. I've been trying for 60-something or 70-something or 70. Look, yeah. There's 472 theirs. I get them wrong every time.

They're there, you're... How are you supposed to know which one's which? Accept, except. And then you got... It depends on who's talking. And here's the exception to the rule. That goes only at this time. I before E except after C.

Oh, yeah. All this, you know, exceptions. Yeah. That's if you write it down. You ain't got to talk like it. I before E except after C is the biggest lie of all time. Yeah, it's always a I. I don't know why they, I mean, unless like,

yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, that's what the farmer said. Except for like piece of pizza, your niece, you know, like there's just, there's, yeah, the English language is very contrived. I'll give it that. That was like they was doing okay with math, with just addictions and subtractions and multiplications and all there. Then they had to tell, hey, let's, let's throw some letters in there. I actually am under the belief that math got way easier when the letters.

got involved. Well, hey, look, you know, that's for mathematicians. Well, you don't ever have to solve anything. It probably does, right? It probably does get easier with those that understand it. Yeah. But for those of us that don't, now, it got complicated. Yeah, the biggest farce in all of that was show your work.

Because you're never going to have a calculation. Yeah. That's a lie. Yeah, I didn't like the way the teacher's graded on that either. It's 2024. Because I gave them the correct answer. And guess what they gave them? gave me for a grade minus no it was big elf because you didn't show your work you made a

yeah I said wait a minute hold it hold it question you're two argument questions I said was the answer correct thank you so they said yes I said thank you I said that should be an A not an L I said I said you're supposed to be educated and you don't know the difference between an A and an F was a so you call them uneducated and that way I sure it is why you didn't get a good grade I sure it is because they flunked me. Was the show your work? I said, all this is is a power position. Okay, you're in the position of power right now.

I said, I can throw you off that horse, though. Not as a student, you can. Oh, well, hey, yeah, I can kick a chair off mouth fronter. Well, that's not very much. And she'll be off the power thrown for a second. That's not very crash, like. Well, hey, look. He just flipped tables over.

Look, man, we're going to a lot of the side of the story here now. I said we were talking about power trip. Power trip. That was a wild ride. But why did they make you show your work? Was it to cut down on cheating or to prove that you had actually mastered the concept? Which one do you think that was? I think it was still okay.

You had to stay up all night and do homework, that's why. You had mastered the concept and see, I never did master the concept. But see, if you were just cheating, you could just put the answer down and they had no idea if you were cheating. Here's my question. Okay, but wait a minute. How did I get the right answer? Well, that's what I'm saying. You looked at somebody else's paper.

You went like this. Oh, yeah, there it is. Oh, I, no, I'm not, y'all. Did you cheat in school? Well, no, no, hey, no. Ever? No. Not once.

No. No, no. I never did. Oh, no. I never did trust anyone to my left or right. Oh. Or behind me or in front of me. Oh, I will say, yeah, I didn't cheat off papers,

but I did figure out how to write them formulas on the back of that calculator. Or to store. No, no, no, that's what I did. It's so stupid. No, no, no, that's why I didn't. Why I didn't like, well, no, no, like you said, the formula should be just there for you to use. Yeah. Why hide them?

You know the problem? You know the problem is? You got to have them to work it right? When you went through the extra time. Don't hide it on me. When you went through the extra time to hide them. Yeah. And like, try to be sneaky.

You actually learn. Yeah. The problem is you learned them and you never had to use them anyway. That's like, it was like a security blanket. No one they were right there, but they knew it. I grew up in the world's best time. whenever the internet showed up to colleges, kind of. And they're like, oh, we're going to take this test online.

Oh, yeah. And they didn't know how to make sure you weren't in a room full of people taking the test together. Like nowadays, they've got 45 cameras watching you. That's what's so funny today. Because kids that ace a test, oh, they automatically say they're cheating. Who says that? Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't believe that.

No, no, because Philip's son, Bryson, when he went in for the Air Force? And took all his test. Yeah. Oh, the first thing they did with him and brought him back in and said, hey, you got to retake this. You got a cell phone? Let me get your phone.

Well, yeah. Because they think he cheated. Well, guess what? He took it again and ate it again. Well, good for him. See, he proved it. Yeah. Whenever I was in school,

Connor I made a B in sociology, which was me, and then I made a A in it because I took my test after I took his. It was the best class ever. I said, Connor, you come over. I'm going to take your test first. Then I'm going to take my test after you.

I mean, we had online classes, but we always had to go in to take the test. They didn't give us a test online. The only test I did that on was boater safety. Louisiana's boater safety. Me and my buddy Clark sat there side by side and took that thing. Yep. Because I don't, you know what I don't need to know? Boater safety?

How to run the intercoastal canal. You know why? I ain't going down it. You ain't going down it, boys. There is no chance I'm going to be captain in a ship going down the intercoastal canal. And if I do, I'll go brief look at that part. But I got no interest in knowing which way to go in and out. I'm not running from Texas to Florida via a canal.

I'm just not doing it. I ain't doing it. Why would anybody? That's a long walk. Because it's there. But I'm not a merchant. So I'm just going fishing on Darbaugh. I took my test on a piece of paper with a pencil.

Boter safety? You ain't got to have it. No. No, you aged out of that. I mean, back in school. Back in the day. He ever took on a piece of paper. Did you ever have to fill out them bubbles?

Was that the thing for you guys? Oh, yeah. The little scan trying to do. Yeah. I hated that too. I failed coloring every time. I ain't ever been able to color inside the line, man. You couldn't color in a scan test?

No, I could, but I had to erase it and redo it. Circles? Oh, not Paula can't paint. What? I need to know more. I was painting on a stand trying to hide it, you know, just do it in. A deer stand? Yeah.

Okay. Deer stand just touching it up. Well, she painted it all over her hand. Oh, on her hand. I'm sorry. It was spray can, spray can. Oh, rattled can. Yeah.

Yeah. Not a graffiti artist. She looked pretty. Pretty black. She was head pretty good, yeah. I was doing a good job on her. I said, how did you do that? I don't know.

I'm looking at me. I'm like, how did you do that? Your hands were clean. Yeah, rattled cam makes painting pretty easy. Easy as pie? Yeah. Yeah, that's embarrassing. We're going to have to ask her about that next time she's coming in.

All right. Why can't you rattle paint? Oh, she wears more of it than she painted. I've had it backwards on me. The nozzle? Yeah. Yeah, that'll work. You go out.

Yeah, that'll work. Yeah. I mean, that happens. Yeah. No, that don't have. With paint? Well, the can't spray paint. No, that don't happen.

I mean, that can happen with, like, deodorant, but paint. It happened in power. Hey, God was, I just, paint's got like a grooved deal for your finger. Yeah. You got that. Got an arrow. It's got an arrow on top of it, point in, say it much way to point it. Yeah.

You grab it and you think you got it. out of right, you're and it goes straight into your hand. That's never happened to anybody else. No. I can't tell you.

I've sprayed myself with WD40, not looking. Same thing. At all, I don't have a texture deal or at least they don't have the texture.

A paint's always had a slug. I need some of you. It's got a groove and a Earl saying, hey, point that direction. Yeah, that's a weird one. Yeah.

Hey, look, we had this deer stand, see, and when you, it's a ground blind when you zip the, windows on it? It's all camo.

Well then when you hunt and you unzip it, then you got a black hole. And that deer's looking at her. She didn't like it. She said, we painting them wonders. When it's zipped, it's going to be black, just like it's open. Oh, no, just like it's open.

That's good thinking on her part. Well, she painted more of her than she did it. No, no, no, no. But I agree. I will agree with her on 100%. Because the deer notices it. It fits camouflage. Oh, yeah.

She didn't like it. That deer kept looking at that. You come back five minutes later and has the black spot to where the camouflage used to be. He kept telling me not to move. Well, no, no. I agree with it on that. You ever reckon we give deer too much credit? Yes.

No. Yes. All animals. Fish. No. Deer. They're all. Yes.

No. Yes. No. There's too many times that I've been thinking sitting there and thinking I'm invisible. I'm camo floss down. on my faces, camouflaged with paint, and then I'm looking, and there's sturdy turkeys under me.

I mean, I'm deer hunting, okay? And there's sturdy turkeys under me, and one of them hands goes. Well, that's just because you're a bad hunter. She don't know. I'm not moving. The only thing on me was moving was my eyes. And when my eyes moved, that turkey saw it.

So, hey, I do not underestimate game. Can I make just an observation? I've sat beside you for a very long time right here. Are you sure nothing was moving except for your eyes? No, no, no. I'm totally different, honey. No, I am. I've hunted with this boy.

We've literally had to get new microphones because of what you've done to the table. I've hunted with this boy for 20 years. The only time he is still. I do not. As if he's asleep. Hey, I mean, I ain't still then. And he's noisy. He's noisy then.

At least he still. Okay, boys. He's still when he's asleep. He just makes a lot of rack. I do not underestimate game, okay. Because I have seen stuff do, I mean, the animals and birds. You overestimate them. Do do some incredible stuff.

Okay. When I'm Joe, I give you an example. Okay, the leaves have fallen off the trees. They're two foot deep in the woods, literally. I sound like a herd of elephant going to stand. Okay, yet I'm sitting there and not hearing a thing. Now, I know I have a lot of hearing loss, but here's the thing still.

You got to look at it. A doe weighs like 250 pounds walks up under me, okay, and she did not crack, not one leaf. There's something away about God way they made. made them hooves. And pointed toad, suckers. I'm telling you, it's like,

it's like a woman. You can't hear him. No, no, it's like I'm walking on high hills, a woman was in high hills. But, uh,

squirrel sounds like an elephant coming through there. They ain't got me just their ice pick sticking down. Okay. Well, when, hey, you just think of that. They ain't making it like that.

They're on their tip toes. That's what they. They, they're a sucker. Hey, and the worst part of it is watching deer and water. I think the one thing. Deer do not make ripples.

Or no one. I think the one thing we can all confirm is that none of us the ultimate predator. Hey. Oh, no, no. Oh, if it was the other way, if they were on us, we'd be extinct. Because we'd all been killed out. Oh, I'll tell you. That's why, hey, that's why I agree.

This coming from the same man said a dough snuck up on him, this coming from the same man that said a deer coughed on his cigarette smoke. Oh, no. Hey, I'm just going to need you to pick one side of it. No, no, second half smoke is bad for you. I've got proof of that. Hey, a little buck told me that, okay? I just took a drag and blew it out, and then blue went down to him, and he sucked it in and said,

ah! But they slit, they slick, they slick now. Well, hey, I'm just mad. They slit. He up there, smoke and he saggart with you. Hey, he just got to. Hey. It was from the time, whatever you could smoke at a waffle house

as long as you're on the right side. Hey, the man's got to breathe. Hey, he got to breathe. He had just at that time I blew some cigarettes from him. He was used to the cigarette smell so it didn't phase him. Oh, my goodness. All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up.

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Well, no, no. We'd get slick. Well, the ones that survived would. Well, no, that's what they'll say. Over. I'm the easiest pattern of human you ever met in your life. You know, I actually deer hunted one morning, okay? It's cold.

I was running the truck. I had the heater on. And not only that is I had George Jones on singing, he stopped loving her. And look, and I didn't turn it down. I turned it up. I rolled the windows down. And, hey, here he come.

Walked out there, stood a boom. I shot him. So, hey, y'all. Hey, don't get sneaky. Because if you get sneaky, guess what? Hey, if you was watching and you was, You was walking up right and then it got sneaky. And you was watching.

Well, then that deer, when soon as you were down getting sneaky, that's when he started getting sneaky. Okay, and it's true. Yeah. It's true. I believe it. Yeah.

There's all kind of deer tech. So then why would you go up there and be still? No, no, no, no, no. I've done that so many times and it always blew my mind. I would drive up before daylight, dark. I get out of the truck, look around my flashlight. There ain't a track nowhere around my pickup. And on the road I walked to my stand, not a deer track.

When I come back, it looked like they had a party at my truck. They may have. They did. Because, hey, I'm telling you, there was deer tracks all the way around it. They're trying to get some of your teeth. Yeah. I don't know what it did, but I'm just. I'm just saying, and I'm looking at the road,

and I'm saying watching one day, didn't see anything. When I walk down, no tracks on the road. I'm sitting there looking at the road the whole time I'm hunting. Didn't be no deer tracks on it. Hey, I can now start going back? Oh, yeah.

Deer tracks. There's a hundred deer tracks, and I'm going, I'm going blind. Whatever that camo is. You can't, if I stop, and they got wide, on them. Well, no, no, no. That's what gets me. You can't see them.

If they're not moving, okay, and they're standing still in their environment, okay? It's like a gilly saying. And you do not know what you are looking for. You will sweep your eyes over them and go right by them and not see them. Because like you said, you shoot it, and hey, the next thing you do, you look up at 500 yards There's a big, that table's laying down up there on, on the, in the deal. Where'd that table come from? Did the white folding table in the corner of the end?

I'm serious. I said, that's how bad a deer, a deer is half white. Yeah. Can't see them. Can't see them. That's what Daddy told me when we, mule deer hunting in Colorado. He said, look for moving rocks.

Which is a good. I got a big white, tight butt on them, you know. No, no. Which is a good. A good analogy. Speaking of that, I was just up in Arkansas. I got a question.

And I was up in the kind of mountains. They call them mountains up there. These rocks, they just show up in the middle of the road, big rocks. Where'd they come from? They fall. They fall off the mountain.

They actually fall off where somebody top, rolled out. No, this ain't no, this is, they just grow up out of the time. Oh, they don't, uh, I'll tell you, they fall out and roll down. How to roll down.

How big are they? They're no big hills. I'm talking about you up on the ridge, you know, it's not mountains like Colorado, Wyoming or something. It's, you know, it's, I think bears are playing with them, knocking them around.

In Arkansas? In Arkansas, on a whiskey boat. Well, hey. I'm so good. Well, like you tell me, if there's, if it's not from a slide, I don't know how they got there. How come every tree that falls, falls over a road? You haven't noticed that?

I had to cut a hundred of them. That's what I'm talking about. Every time, you look out through the woods, there ain't one tree fall except on that road. It's on the road. It falls across the road. Or fall down running with it, just on edge of it. They're always on the road.

Oh, no, they're crossing. Every one of them. Yeah. They don't ever just fall in the middle of the wood. Yeah. Why is that? But did you hear it fall? I wouldn't there.

Did it make a noise? Did it make a noise? No, I don't make a noise unless you there. Yeah. Wasn't nobody there to hear it. Wasn't nobody to hear it. Yeah. That's confusing.

That's weird. So bears play with rocks. You think the bears up there playing with soccer? Oh, yeah. Or like a cat. So where else they come from? Like a big cat. Like a big cat?

Like a big cat. They just grow all of a sudden? Maybe it's a big cat guy. Maybe it's a big black. I mean, they don't just grow, do they grow out of the ground? Rocks do not grow out of the ground. I'm talking about big rocks. Actually, I think the volcano is the definition of rocks growing out of the ground.

I could see a rock in the road, you know, and there'd be a big slope. Yeah, you know, rain or something. What if it was always there and then it finally just washed away? The dirt and the rain washed it away and exposed the rock. Well, let me tell you what. It had to expose a bunch of roads. How many rocks? For miles.

Did you see? Oh, you see one or two every time you go up there. Won't be one there and then be like that stumpy hit in the river that time. I wasn't there yesterday. It grew up out of nowhere. Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't there yesterday. They tore the whole bottom in off the boat, motor.

Don't deny that one. You know you did it. No, no, no. But I know why. Okay. I did go through there today. before and did it. You didn't go right there.

Yeah, it did. No, you didn't. I was so close. Yeah, I was so close. Okay, but I'm just saying, okay, because I've rode to a field too many times in the dark, and I'm facing, looking back toward him running the motor.

Okay, and he's missing, and I mean, I'm talking about all less than the width of that, that panther right there. From a stump? From a stump. Literally, the boat, the boat literally done this. It's barely missed. I mean, it wasn't more than an inch.

And look, it stumps that big round. You got, you got an inch too far to the left. I got too far over. One inch. Because I was going right where we hit, yeah, but I was over just about four inches. So you hit the gap in the stump. So you did. The day before.

I actually, I didn't go exactly there because, hey, there it is. Martin accepts your apology. There it is. I was just making sure, I'm making sure we wouldn't have a semantical argument. Phil looks at, Phil looks in the trees. I thought he was going to say the problem was that morning he was looking ahead. To have the top of the trees. No, no, no, that's the time.

He should have been looking this way. He's looking at the way everything looks. Yeah. And he, well, he's got, he's got a photo store. Photographic mine. Photographic mine. I kind of want to go with photostratic. Yeah.

Well, I know, it's a photographic. We went tail hunting one time in the second slew. And he took out, he said, I ain't, and it's been probably 10 years since he hunted over. He said, I'll go, he said, let me drive. We took off. He took off from his house. Oh, we went running all the way. Wide open.

Wide open. He's going from one side to the neck and thinking, what? He's fixing the head to us. We got in the second slew and he let off the gas. Boom, and he bumped one. He said, well, I hit one of them.

That was pretty impressive. This is in dark, no lights. No light, no flashlight, no nothing. All he's looking is by the moonlight on the side of the tree. He's looking at how the tops of the trees look. Well, that's how I walk in the woods in the dark. I don't look down.

I look up. Yeah, because you can't see it anyway. Yeah, you can't see nothing. Oh, he got around that curve, there's a curve. And he went and he said, I got to get right between these two. That's why this time of year, that's why you always get hit with them spiders right in the face because I'm looking up. Well, I ain't going first. I let Paula go first.

Clear them out the way. Yeah. That's my spider clear. Well, I tell her, I'm training her, see. Yeah. So you don't walk, y'all don't even walk holding hands. I tell her, I say, I say, all right, stand. Okay.

Yeah. Getting them spider webs out. Man them spider webs. Well, is there a worse feeling? Yeah. When you walk face first into one? Oh. Because you know what spiders.

Hold on. They're them big old God awful things. Oh, yeah, big ones. Well, she acts like she ain't got no shoes on and she's walking on cold when that happened. She's jumping up down dancing. Your feet ain't the problem. It just hits you in the face. I like spider.

I look like I just got in a wash nest. Yeah. I just start swinging like he's flying all over me, but no, he's just sitting there crawling. Oh, her brother got into some ground bees. Did he? Mm-hmm. We put, you know, that bear turned his feeder over.

Mm-hmm. We moved it a little bit, and he's going to nail it down with some rebark. Yellow Jack. He hit about four times. That four times, he'd come up out of there. Here come to yellow. We're running it.

Who's this stone? No, Paul's brother. Oh. Jack? he had him all over the plate. We went back, I can't find them nowhere. Let's go bang on that rebar. No.

You found him in. Yeah, you do it. It's about halfway in the ground. It's right where it was. Rebar went right through that and this. I don't know. I can't. We went back.

Hey, I'm telling you, I dug one up with a track hole one time, a backhoe. Down there on Field's property. No. And I mean, hey, I got right in the middle of it, and this sucker was a big around. You have a cab? Huh? Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's a good thing. Well, no, it was open. It's open. It ain't closed door. Oh, yeah. You're in a bind. Hey, the last thing you heard was, it's still running.

Yeah. And I'm still running. The other way. Yeah, because they don't top me. I said, I said, you like go get red shut the, you know, back how well? Yeah, I never knew.

Everybody. Yeah, I said, what are you talking about? I said, hey, I let you running. I said, I can't go back down there. are in it. You think them cabs on them things are for air conditioning. They ain't for air conditioning. They're for protection. Oh, no, no. Yeah.

I always wonder what an open cab tractor was good for. It's good for getting yourself stung. Oh, no. Yeah, because you're always going to get into something. You're going to get somebody. You're disking it. You're a risk. If you're digging, you're... I was looking for them this weekend. I dist off three days. Yeah. I'm sores arising, bouncing around. I love handles that are even sore.

Oh, no. blopping around on that truck. Oh, too many rocks. Good. Oh, there's rocks in the road. Oh,

everybody's sore as a way. They don't, they don't, oh, I don't know why that farm was always mad. A blister. You ride, you ride a tractor for,

you know, 18 hours out of 24, 24, 24 hour a day. And then do it seven days a week. Yeah, did tell me about farm. I didn't have no,

I was trying to stretch my seat out. I didn't want it to go. real far. So you know them push cedars? Mm-hmm. I sat on the back of that little Toyota

to come I got that Paula drive me around. I was just holding on to it. That's how I planted my... Oh, just, yeah, okay. Hey. It worked. You gotta use what you have.

Yeah, when they make one that'll hook into your hitcher, yeah, yeah. That's that corn chunker, ain't it? No, wait. If it chunks corn, that can chunk cede.

Well, you think, well, I thought about it. Well, I thought about it. Well, I was thinking that'd be too much and let too much out at a time. No, you can choke it. You can choke it down. You can move the plate up on it. Well, I'm going to have one next year.

Just move the plate up, and it'll slow down the amount of seed. It's got an adjustment on it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, a little island wrench. Let you determine how much you want to throw it one time. Look at it there. I'll teach you something. The more.

We didn't have a tractor for like eight years, and then them hurricanes hit. Dad just bought himself a tractor. it was awesome. Yeah, you invent stuff to do on them. You didn't make up stuff. I don't know. But about a 40-holes.

Yeah, you don't even much. Made a biggin. No. Get you a tractor. That's what I heard for the last year. Oh, oh, Lord, have mercy. What a life.

What a time. Life. We are at hunting season. And then the stank and rain was coming. I was watching the radar. It was jeller and red. Oh, it was bad. It was coming.

It got right to us. and split parted like the red sea. Didn't get no rain? Brankle. Oh, Indian burial ground. Nope. What it is? Mm-hmm.

Land that never rained. Yep. What? Native American burial ground. Is that true? Oh, that's just what I've always said. It didn't rain. It doesn't rain there ever?

Neither do you're going to find it and get it. You know how many times we've said at Phil Robertson's place and sit there and watch that rain just split and go around us on that river? That's what they called it. It just goes. You're looking at it's coming, come and coming and go. and then right when the river straightens back out south of there it gets right back together and keeps on going oh there was a many of it's wild no no there was a many time on red river we're putting out throw lines

walking the bank you'd see it coming from the north it's following red river yeah just follows the river that's crazy yeah i mean when i'm talking it following it the river comes down and makes a big band they'd say well it'll just go straight no uh-uh no no Nope. It goes exactly the way that river is. You stay within the back. I was literally standing on the cliff. Okay.

No. Hello. I've got my arm stuck out and, hey, my arm's getting wet right here. You got rained on, but only from your elbow down. From here to there, going toward the river. You were just on the other side of the rain. I was on the other side. He's pushing away from them.

I guess the rain has to have a border. Oh, no. It follows it like a dog. I'm serious. Hey, right there at your feet. I'm serious. Like a dog. No, no.

Hey, it's the most, the weirdest thing to watch. Oh, man. The craziest thing. The weirdest thing. The weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life was my mom on Lake Powell. Arizona. Yes, sir. I didn't know you spent any time out in the desert.

Oh, no, no, no. Daddy worked down there for five years. And we always fish when I'd go in to see him and mom and dad, you know, leave. Mm-hmm. So we're driving toward the lake, desert, okay? Yeah. Insane.

45 minutes. We're driving down in the desert road going to the lake. And we look, and there's a cloud about a 30-yard circle, and it's just, it's as black as that chair of John's here. and it's lightning coming out of it. It's 30 yards. A little bitty thing. But it's coming across the desert

and there's water dropping under it. Well, it comes right in front of me and mom sitting in the truck. Yeah. In that 45 minutes, we're watching this stupid thing. The desert just, it was like I was in a, uh, some farm that is raising flowers

when they got wet because hey it's coming okay we're watching it and everywhere under it everything's flowering up the cactuses are flowering out there's birds and bees going every direction okay and it's moving with this stupid little bitty cloud So we watched it for like 30 minutes.

How did it hold that much water? They don't know. Remember, it makes me. Hey, look, but here it is. It's the color of this right here, sand, sandy color, the whole desert. There was flowers, beautiful red, yellow, red, blue, all just birds and bees going in every direction, okay. And then as soon as that stupid little cloud went by.

Cloud got to be stiff. The desert opened up. flowered, bloomed, birds and bees did their thing, and then they just, what do the birds and the bees do? Oh, Lord. Family show. Pollinate.

They take one. Their thing. They take one seed out of this flower, and they put it in this other one, and hey, they pollinate, and everything starts growing fruit. I'm just saying, John D, you may want to practice on this, because they ain't going to be the long for you.

But me and my mother looked at each other and said, Hey, did we just hit a pocket of gas? Who knows? Gas. Game. Something, because, hey, did we just see what we saw? Where did the birds go? Where did the bees go?

Where did all the flowers go? They don't. They're gone. The desert literally bloomed out and then folded back up. Nothing visible. Like a seat case. Nothing red, yellow, or green was visible, period. Gone.

Your life is a car. All back to sand. it was unreal you saw this and you've never tried recreational narcotics that's what i was going to say you's out there with that piety he is out there yeah you sure you didn't get on one of them no you just like one of those sweat lodges i didn't need any weed or anything local weed or anything local weed well i'm glad you didn't you ran into somebody and nope they didn't give me no weeds yeah i'm serious desert a spend a day in your head man oh

Gosh. I'd love it. I'd love it. I'd love it. To spend a full day trapped in there. No, no. I'm serious. I've seen some of the most amazing things.

I know. Stuff it don't even exist. No, no. I'm serious. It's wild. Because that was one that, that was one for the books. That's crazy.

That was one for the books to watch under. It's less than the size of this room. Just blooming. Cloud. Just like a sprinkler going out of cross-off. I mean, hey, this is like a, Same thing like in Brock. This is like a strip the size of this room.

As it's going by us, everything is flowering out, birds and bees and doing their thing. And then, hey, it's just like it didn't happen. Because we're looking at each other and talking about, wait a minute. Did we really see that? Or was that just a figment of our imagination? Sweat lodges.

Then we went out and just, yes. Pour the crop-in baths up on that. I'm trying to see if this is a real thing. I got some bigger idea. Oh, no. There's something called a super bloom. Super bloom. That only happens in California and Arizona.

Mm-hmm. So it might be... That may have been what we saw, because I'm telling you... I said a super bloom. No, no, because I'm telling you, this was... This is not a normal occurrence.

I wouldn't say so. Oh, yeah. I'm sitting here in a rare desert botanical, phenomenon. Oh, serious. Well, it's like the stupid fish I've seen over on that far. Why has the fish got to be stupid? Well, hey, well, anytime you see fish, who's in over the desert.

Okay, that is stupid. That is stupid. The cloud's not stupid. I'm sticking up for the cloud. If a fish just takes off walking across the desert, that's pretty dumb. Yeah, that's dumb. This is a, actually, it's not. This is a animal that are a creature that lives in water.

It's actually not dumb. It just, it's really, really the kind of faith we should all have. It's unusual. Just take off. This is a good picture. You need to put that up. Yes, sir.

You need to put that up. There it is. You got to look at it. That's more than 30 yellow. Well, no, no. But you see the dark of that light color over, desert? In between right there. Yeah.

The desert. That's what it looked like when we first look. As it come over, then it looked like what you see in front. I'm going to be willing to bet you're the first person today on Theodorepane.org. Yeah. No. Slashed up. No, I'm kidding.

It was insane. I bet website traffic for today is one. I actually, me and mom actually what we represented, what we saw that day was a super blue. Here we go. National Geographic. The year is a Superbloom. Well, it was 2023, so we're screwed. And now National Geographic wants my email.

Okay. No. Hello at duckcall room.com. Get on that one. Oh, yeah. Get on that one. Register with that one. Hello at duckcallroom.com.

At duck callroom. com. Submit. Soft sell. Thank you for signing up. Explore more now and inbox soon. The super blue. But these all say they last for a little longer than two seconds.

Last time this happened, 200,000 people's show. up to see it. 200,000. The only ones I know about that day would be a mall. Oh, man. You've got to seen the world's quickest super bloom.

Well, since we've already talked about Hello at dot call room. Let me go to the emails. Yeah, what's in that inbox? I just got a new one from National Geographic. They got us around and up. Jordan. Jordan.

Jordan. West, Tennessee. Tennessee, baby. He clarified not Memphis. I think that's a big. deal to a lot of people there. Really? Yeah.

Okay. No bad mouth Memphis. Jordan's in East Arkansas. Just kidding. That's fair. He had someone ask him a question. And it made him think really hard. Hmm.

Tomorrow, you wake up and it's the year 2075. What do you Google search? Why am I alive? Oh, man. How did I make it this far? Tell me about it. Have I got to Google? Something tells me that you won't have to Google search in 2017.

You're saying they're taking down Google? No, I just think kind of like, you know, how. It'll be more. No, I'm just saying how like you can go, Alexa, look up that right now. Yeah, yeah, it'll be more. You can just say, what is the deal with Superblooms? You're talking about 75 years from now. And everything in your house is listening to you.

And then something says, super blooms are actually a rare day. desert phenomenon that last one happened in 2023 and the next one is 2092. Would you like more information? That's terrifying. I just say what happens. You act like it's not believable. No, no. Look at what it does today.

What? Your freaking clock talks to you. Yeah. For crying out loud. I can call my clock. That's how. That's how my kids get a hold to him. Hey, I had a phone cuss me out.

Yeah. Oh, boy. And that was 10 years ago. Hey. You know. No, no, I'm serious. Imagine what they're going to be saying in 2075. Guess what they're going to be saying in 2075?

You want fries with that? Do I get to go back in time? Because then I'm just going to like... No, no, that's what I would have said. Who won the next, like, six Super Bowls and... Oh, win. Cash in. Yeah, get on fan duel.

Smash. But that's... But I guess if I just go into like a coma and wake up in 2075, I'm just going to be sad. Again, my first question would be, why am I here? Like, 2075, at that point, point, I'm 90. No thanks. Yeah, if I wait, if I fall asleep tonight and they keep me alive for another 60 years,

I'm going to Google search. Why did Martin not slap somebody? How did I end up here? Why did nobody pull the cord and let me go to heaven? It had to be a heck of a story. This had to be newsworthy. Yeah. What was behind them?

What did I do? If I'm in a coma for more than a decade, you all have permission to walk in and just start pulling things out. Buddy, I ain't going to let you get to 10. Sorry. I appreciate that. Because if you're not making pizzas no more, what's life? You know?

Hey. Right? I mean, you posted them all weekend on Instagram. Well, that one was old. We had a young couple of our church come over and they heard about the pizza. Well, how can you not? Well, wait a minute. You're, what?

When are you going to invite me over for pizza? When are you going to bring one up here? Yeah. All right. Come up here, bread, do it or here. I can't do it by myself. It's a team sport. It's a team.

sport. We got a, you got a bell on and bring it up there and let me quality check. Hey, you got a ring on that lady's fingers. That's true.

And the doorbell. Hey, that is. Hey, there you go. Well, hey, what if we're going to have pizza, buddy? I don't know.

I'll figure it out. Figure it out. It's very busy. All right. I don't know what I'm Googling, though. Where's the fish bite? That's right.

Where's the fish fry? That's a good one. That's an interesting one. I've never really thought. about it. There's more wires down here than... You don't got caught up in them too? Good, great. I got started off in them. I watered them up and put them on my feet. My chair was eating these suckers. I may actually, if I woke up, it was September, I may actually

Google when is duck season. Like, duck season 2075. Like, are we going? That's what? We going? Yeah. And are there a lot of them? There is. So Dustin from Louisville emails in. Louisville. Kentucky? Not Avenue. Is there more? I don't know. I'm just asking.

Probably Louisville, Kentucky. You reckon this? Yeah, it's definitely Kentucky. I just didn't know I needed to. I swear they're making baseball bat. Is this? I'm married to a red end of Kentucky. Okay,

it's right. I want to know. It is the Louisville. Oh, Lee, D Louisville. Reckon this could be Shelby's boyfriend? Okay. Probably not with this question.

That's where they're making baseball bat, ain't it? Oh, boy. You got a boyfriend? Allegedly. She started posting pictures with a guy on the social media. We probably need to get Shelby down here. For those wondering, Shelby used to work here.

Yeah, because she's got some explaining to me. Oh, boy. He didn't wait on Sy. Or Christine, I guess I should say. No. She's a secretive person. Hey, I got to vet him. Poor guy.

He's good enough, son. Shelbs, if you made it this far, good luck. Good luck. The Shelbster. Anyway, Dustin from Louisville, the Kentucky one. Okay. I can't find any more, but we're heading into hunting season, and he wanted us to rank the six of us,

so including Philip and Stone, the best hunter and the best fisherman, one through six. Out of all of us? Out of all of us. I'm very subjective. Cy. Thigh is the best hunter and best fisherman.

Just asked him, he'll tell you. I'm good with fifth place. and both. You just want to stay above Philip? That question. That question answers itself. Yeah.

If you ask me, of course I'm going to be the best. Both. Okay, so we've got Sigh firmly established at one. That's right. I would like to claim fifth place in both categories. And I'm fine with that. That's where I've fell up.

You know what? You two find over three. No, you know what? I saw how happy Brody was where bronze, give me third. You taking third? Brody walked in here proud as a peacock. with that bronze medal.

So I'm just glad I'm better than McMillan and nobody tried to I'm going to be like Brody. So give me that bronze. Hey, I don't care as long as I'm hunting or fish. Yeah. I've never really thought it. A lot of egos in here unless you're ranking somebody below McMillan.

Nobody would like that. The truth's been on. Okay, it's a team sport and that's the reason I'm in it. Yeah. What's a team sport? Hunt. I'm fishing. Loving every day.

It's a team sport. Okay. like a freaking country song. I'm like I was. I'm just glad I'm here. I'm in the boat or I'm in the blind. I'll tell you something. As long as I can continue to go,

I've got a gold medal. Hey, that's it. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, there's gold. Well, what, the one thing that's like made all this stuff work through the years is the egos just don't really exist. Like there's nobody who other than Phil, and he would never tell you this,

but Phil is the duck commander. Yeah. The rest of us are just supported. supporting cast, then we're cool with that. Yeah. Like, ain't none of us trying to slide up there and get tech. Don't want it. I don't want to be known as the Duck Commander because that's feel.

It's a lot of pressure. I just work at Duck Commander. I'm cool with it, man. Like, you know, crumbs are good. Absolutely. Me and Gobham, me and Gobham, me and Gobham been living off the cron's for 20 years. I'm content. We're okay.

Being one of the cast. Now, you're a pretty big one. Now, you stepped out there and got like best comedic relief or support or something. Best support. Well, I've always been. I've always been public relations. What? I've always been public relations.

What does that even mean? No, you haven't. It means I've been the man that kept everybody, you know, happy. Oh, team spirit. Yeah. Yeah. Si's good for troop morale. That's right.

Troop morale. That's public support. Yeah. Troop morale. That's what Cy excels. Hey, here's the deal. The man himself. He's got all the headaches.

Who? So, hey, whoever the band is. He's got the headache. I don't want the headache. Yeah. I want the fun. Get the headaches. You have the headaches.

Give me the fun. That's right. There you go. You're into the fun part of it? I'm into the fun part of it. Because if I guess what? If we ain't going to have fun. Newsflash, I ain't going to be there.

He's out. He's out. I got nervous there. He grabbed you by my shoulder. He got a strong grip for... Yeah, I think I'll go over here because it's no fun. Thanks. You ever been over?

Nobody's ever said that. Yeah, let me just go see how not fun this is. Yeah. Matter of fact, sometimes I say when I'm with the crew, I really should have stayed at home today because we wasn't having any fun. John 1511, I've told you this so that my joy may be in you

and that your joy may be complete. Have some joy, people. Yeah, have some joy. Because if it ain't fun, we ain't coming. That's right. We're staying at home. Do you know what's joyful? Fun.

There you go. You know what's fun? Being joyful. There you go. They kind of help themselves out. They kind of go together. We'll see y'all. You know what's not joyful?

Getting in a nest of yellow jacket. Ooh. Oh, I ain't doing it. No. We'll see y'all next time right here in a duck car room. We're out.