Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Will Never Forget the Game Warden That Pointed a Gun at Jase

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

Uncle Si opens an enormous window into his psyche by sharing a dream that leaves the boys speechless, and wonders if one brutal football hit is the real source of his crazy brain. His daily diet sparks a round of shock and envy, with perpetual jump-roper John-David admitting he’s jealous of Si’s legendary metabolism. Martin confesses that every time he sees a game warden his bowels go watery, even when he’s done nothing wrong. Jacob reveals some of Willie’s late-night gut-bombs that could send a man straight to the toilet. Si’s lifelong problem with authority resurfaces, except when there’s a ticket book in play. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We're here on a lovely Thursday hot afternoon. My air condition didn't work for like the first 10 minutes in my car. Oh, my truck. What happened? I don't know. I was sweating. Really?

Then it all of a sudden turned on. Uh-oh. It's like it was testing me. Well, it's a good thing. We're going into fall. You won't have to... I had the window down. Yeah.

That's a lot bigger deal in the middle of July than towards the end of September. It was toasty. Man, it's all good things. We've got another full week. weekend of college football coming. That's right. Duck season finally opens. So if you have it, look, duck season is opening here this weekend in Louisiana.

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Green Jeans does show up. Hopefully he doesn't, but he might. Mr. Green Jeans. Jacob, you're kind of an outlaw. You got any good? You ever been running with the law of the outdoors? I've been running from the out. Oh, man.

No, I'm just kidding. Actually, I got checked two years ago opening day of Louisiana turkey season. And all was good. I mean, I had my license. There you go. Other than that, not really. That's one of those things, though, that I know everything's legit when they come up there. But it's scared.

And I still get nervous. Oh, yeah, my heart starts racing. I'm like, man, I know I ain't done anything. I only get nervous duck hunt because there's a lot more rules there than there is anywhere else. Yeah, but even fishing. Like if you're fishing out of your boat, like all the little stuff, the fire extinguish. What I'm saying? The throwable.

It just depends. Like, if they probably really wanted to, anytime you went fishing, they could find you something in there to write a ticket for. My favorite is you had to have something, a throwable. safety flotation device in your boat even if you're by yourself. Yeah.

Who's going to throw it? Who's going to throw you at the throwable? Asper. Of course, I guess that's in case you encounter somebody else maybe that needs it.

I don't really understand. There's a lot of that I don't understand. There's a lot of it. Well, when the government gets involved. You're about to start ragging green jeans now?

No, I feel the same way. I feel like there's something I could be doing wrong. I put the gun in the truck the wrong way and they don't like it or anything. But I will say, most of the time that I've been involved where we ended up feeling like we got a prostate exam,

it's because somebody in the group was disrespectful. Sure. Most of the time, if it's yes, sir, no sir, hand them their stuff, they pretty well. That's why I feel all in check where he said, hey, you say three things. Here's my license. Here's my gun. And there are my three ducks I've killed so far.

Yeah. And if they start talking, yeah, you know, jabbering, here's my gun. Here's my heart. There's the three ducks I've shot so far. Yeah. Don't. I'm not here to entertain you, sir. The devil is in the detail.

Yeah. Yeah. Last time I got checked, it was in Rocky Branch. And he, supposedly they had a guy that trespassed and, like, killed a turkey. And he was like, are you sure you didn't kill a turkey today? And I was like, yeah, I'm positive. Like, here's my license and stuff. He's like, again, he's like, are you sure?

I'm like, yeah, I didn't kill a turkey. And he asked me one more time. He hit the Trinity on me. He said, are you sure you didn't kill a turkey? And I'm like, dude, I promise you I can kill a turkey. You see a turkey. I didn't even see one. Yeah, that's what the whole deal of, you should have said.

Yeah, that's when he said, did you see me kill a turkey? Yeah. Do you have a dead turkey? That's my favorite one. How many ducks have you killed? How many have you seen me kill? Yeah. Well, none.

Well, yeah, we're still sitting on zero, bud. So we're not, you know, I wish we were. doing more but sorry. Here we are. Yeah, it's terrible. I don't know. But yeah, generally most of it's pretty positive experience unless somebody gets a little lippy.

Well, no, no, you get lippy with him. He's going to write you up. He's going to find something. Yeah, I'm more of a yes sir, no, sir. He's going to find, well, that's like me with the law. Yeah. Yes, sir, no, sir. What you need?

You need my license? You need my insurance. Need my registration? Here you go, pal. Like an old thing for you just tell him when he said, hey, you're going to write a ticket, make it quick. I got somebody I've got to be. Can confirm that one.

Whatever you got to do, do it. Do it quick. I'm on, I've got to place. Hey, if you're going to arrest me, just arrest me. That's how Jace did it too with the seatbelt. That didn't work out. Whatever happened with that. I saw Jace get lippy with him, but I don't blame him for doing it because a guy

pointing a shotgun at him. Oh, there you go. Now that's it. Grace grabbed him and snatched it out of his hand. He said, don't want that gun to me, you idiot. He said, well, it's unloaded. He said, that's why people get. kill you never point a gun at a person that is true here we're good call muzzle direction

very important yeah that is that's why my kid's still ain't got no toy guns so yeah we're gonna learn what the real one does before we get a fake one before the nerf gun wars start happening yeah before all that before all that breaks out we're gonna know what those things actually do right oh goodness oh dance Gavin dance what's wrong hunter you look tired over there hunter's exhausted are you I'm fine just still getting over this sickness Oh boy

Here we go again With Hunter being sick Hunter by the way What's how do you wake up in the morning I shoot for eight Eight What time do you go to bed No comment

What time do you shoot for Also no comment Because Hunter actually has One of the better Scenic views of anybody Don't be telling people Where I live I'm not going

I'm a professional here He lives in Banks of the Washthal River. But I see Hunter's little orange meep-me-me-every day that I take my kids to school and go back to work. He gets to wake up and see graphic packaging. Maybe. But I'm always like, I wonder if Hunter's awake and I'm going to stop by. But it's at about 7.30.

So I figure. Can confirm not awake. Okay. So I won't stop by any time. No, I think you should. I might bring donuts. You never know. Actually, I'm okay with that.

I'm stopping by. Show up at 730 with donuts. I'll be awake. Okay. I don't know which. which of the doors is yours. I'm not trying not to give it away where a hunter lives. Just start.

As a start knocking. Usually at 7.30, there's only two people like in the building. Okay. I'm going to. I'm going to find Hunter. Where's there? Everybody else. Yeah.

At work? They're grown adults that go to work. They go to work. Gotta go to work. That was the best part of working for Willie Robertson. Work pretty much started about lunchtime. The problem is there's a lot of nights that didn't end until midnight. Well, yeah.

You know. But you at least didn't have to wake up. Yeah. Wake up whenever you want. And you ate good on the 10 p.m. grocery run. Yeah. Those are always the interesting ones. Hey, run by, get this, this, this, this, and this.

You're like, yeah, I know what you're making. I'll be there in just a minute. That is not an issue. Interesting time. Yeah, that was 50-something pounds ago. 50-something pounds ago. It is true. You lose a lot of weight when you stop working for Willie.

Yeah. You quit eating that stuff at Bizarre. hours of the night. You ever slide over there about 10 o'clock and find him cooking something? Yeah, no, I've seen him do it a lot. Snacks. Oh, it ain't snacks. It's generally high cholesterol.

I mean, if you call a cassidia snack, you know, about five of them, I don't know if that's really a snack about 10 p.m. Yeah. Send you to a toilet about 12 a.m. He hadn't found a tortilla yet that'll hold up to what he puts in it. I'm telling you. I'm talking about a butter down cassidia with steak, cheese. It's good.

What did Phil call him, Si? A slum goy. A slum gorean. A slum gore. Have we ever looked that term up? Yeah. What is a gollium? A gollium?

A gollium? Slum gollian. Gollian. You throw everything in there, even the kitchen sink. I feel like it might be a sinning and a gelian. He starts out with a little pot. Then by the time he gets done, he's into the mess hall size. Yeah, he got a 55 gallon.

drum over there. I'm on top of the oven. Using a boat paddle to stir it. This is how you know how smart Phil Robertson was on this earth with all the knowledge in his head. Golian, the fact that he had slum in front of it is an obscure term, most commonly

found in a few specific senses, including a dialectical term for a worthless person or stomachache in England. Stomach. Hagan, you know, worthless. So he literally called his son's cooking a slum gollion. This is an English teacher.

You have to remember. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And you know what's even funnier is I can guarantee you until now nobody, when Phil said that, knew what he was talking about, but we all trusted that it was correct. Yeah. Because he was Phil. Like, yeah, man, that sounds right. I don't know what it means, but you believe it.

So I'm on it. And he was right. Yeah, everyone knew it wasn't positive. That's what I always, the first few weeks I met Christine, she always used the big words. I'd say, define, please. Definition. Yeah, definition, please.

Language of origin. She just loved to do it just because she knew I didn't know what it was. Yeah, that's just mean. That's quasi-abuse. We had fun at that, because we both laughed a lot. True. It would be something stupid once she'd give the definition. And I just say, hey, why didn't you just say stupid?

There you know. A lot simpler. You have an example? Instead of going with the high IQ word. He doesn't remember. You got any examples? Like a word? Do you remember?

I don't remember. We used to do it all the time. No, now the problem is he's the 77-year-old that comes up with weird facts that every time we check him are correct. All right. Look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means. That means more outside cooking.

And y'all know. We love to eat beef around here. And that's what because of our friends over at Trial's beef makes such a It's a good product, baby. Ain't it good? It's so good. Our friend, Sal Robertson would say, buy on the grill!

Look, before we got Tritels, getting ready for a cookout, man, somebody had to run the grocery store, do all the things, grab whatever was left in case you were late in the day. And you never really know where that beef comes from them. But with Tritales beef, we skip the grocery store and do it a different way.

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Just go to trybeef.com slash. That's trybeef.com slash support ranch families and eat some dang good steak. No, but size got a good grip on him. Whenever he grabs me and does that, I'm going to hit you thing. The reason I always look so scared is because the grip is actually like I can't get away. Well, when you get his age, it becomes vitally important to hold all the things. If God, you fall. That is of increasing importance when you hit 77.

Freasing important. Your leg strength may go, but you better maintain that grip strength. Got to hold on to the handlebars, boys. You have got to hold on. Now, I asked you that about watching films. I remember as an offensive lineman, one time our guy threw an interception, and I got decleaded by a linebacker, and we must have watched that for what felt like seven hours in the film room.

I mean, I know it wasn't but a few minutes, but every time I saw my soul leave my body from that linebacker, you're holding me, completely legal hit that this big boy never saw coming. Like you said, I wasn't very bright. So Coach Seagland was running to play and had to team in. I'm on defense.

I'm on the end. Well, they made a sweep, you know, run. Well, I got through the two blockers and tackled the fullback. And he was a big old boy. I tripped him up because they hit him into ankles. Yeah. Yeah, well, hey, so Coast soccer's running another play. This time he pulled a guard on me.

Ooh. And look, and I messed up because you're never supposed to, when you come, you never turn full. You always stay where you can push them off. Yeah. Well, I messed up and turned, and right when I did, Bill Rowe the guard. Yeah. He's about 250. Those were the most fun plays.

Hey, look, he knows. knocked me off of the playing field and flipped me about eight times on the track. I ended up against a concrete wall that couldn't breathe. He looked like that tire in y'all's talking a lot this morning. Shut up. I'm serious. No, no. That's what stopped the tire.

You know, you've seen the people that do flips. Oh, yeah, acrobatics. Yeah, full flip. Yep. Well, that's the way I was, and it wasn't me that done it. It was the pulley guard. Yeah. He hit me up.

Well, hey, I just started back flipping. And went out of sight. He hit you so hard. You did eight backflips. And it ended up against the wall, and I couldn't breathe because he knocked the air. And did he hit you in? I'm not going to discount what the man saying, because I don't, I mean, I saw the video, but at the time, you could have, when I got up off the ground, I didn't know what just happened to me.

I don't know that I was ever diagnosed with a concussion. But I can assure you I had one Gold Savers had me by my belt and was getting your air back in my lungs He said hey did you get the license plate on that truck He pumping him up like a bicycle pump What is this looney to? He said you just got CTE for the rest of your life

And I said no hey That's what happened to ZI SSAI Oh head stuff Do you think you have CTE? Oh I had probably concussion from it Yeah Because I hit hard against that

wall. Mm-hmm. Do you think he used to do some targeting? As soon as I flip my head, I had my helmet on, but my head hit the concrete. Oh, I couldn't even breathe, okay? Oh, if time travel, if time travel were real, I'd love to go back to Friday. I would be in my top 10. I'd go.

I play football. Yeah, Friday night. I'd be in the student section. No, no. Coach, I'll tell Aldridge. He said he still got that footage where I hit that. Coach Arles said? Yeah.

And he's got the camera and the whole night. He's got, no, he's got that footage. They keep it, y'all. Like, can we play it? And not art class? You get with him. Hey, if he can find it, you would laugh your head off the life. I have to talk to her son, Rob.

Yeah. You're talking about hilarious. Martin, that's your new job. It was hilarious. I don't know what you got going on tomorrow, Martin, but you got one job. Tomorrow, I got brushed up. Well, I don't have to have to have to have. Hey, there are more important things.

Things. Side getting deck. He's probably talked to Rob Arlidge since I have. Probably not trace it as my brother. There you go. Get your brother. Tell him. We need footage of side getting it.

Tell him I'll give him a box or something. I'd like to watch it because I look, I was like a skeleton. They could have put me in a cornfield. What you mean was? And I would have been a good scarecrow. What? Okay. What you mean?

Wood. 130 pounds, okay. I don't know. I wish you weigh now. How much do you weigh right now? Well, 151. Are you kidding? 20 pounds and what?

Yeah. 50 years, 60 years? Yeah, that's great. No, no, that's why Kay always years mad. I'm mad right now. I'm on Team K. Kaye fed me for 50 years, and he said,

I ain't getting a gained an ounce. It's really not fair. And he's like a pig. He should write another book called. He said my hamburgers? Unorthodox health. No. There is something that you've done.

that the human race hasn't figured out yet. Yeah. About longevity and staying that thin. Maybe you need to get flipped eight times into concrete with a helmet on. That could help. Figure it out. If I ate what side ate. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but he doesn't do that often. He's not, I mean, other than the ice cream. You snack a lot? Other than the ice cream. You snack a lot? Let's go down this road. I snack on, yeah, I snack on ice cream. Like throughout a day, every day?

I'm saying like every day. Oh, I ate three or four ice cream bars every day. I'm furious. Are you walking 10,000 steps a day? No. No, he is definitely in the lower triple digits. Well, no, no. I actually get into into, we get an alert when he hits a thousand.

Go check on him. Is he okay? Unusual movement. Something is attacking him. Hold on. You eat three or four ice cream bars a day. that and I ate three or four, okay, apple strudels today. Really?

And you weigh 151 pounds? Well, I'm joking with. I'm losing weight because I haven't been eating really like I normally do. Why, you're trying to get fit? Well, I'm going to have to eat more often. Yeah. Yeah. You got to bump the ice cream bars up.

How are you? You're going to have to eat more often than those eight sugar bombs a day? I'm telling you. If I did that. Oh, buddy. In four months, I'd be back over 300 pounds. Easy. Well, for an old man, I'm still pretty active.

Y'all laugh when I say that. Just because you run in your sleep doesn't make you active. I'm still pretty active. Philip, where's my chair? Look, tell them they better have a chair at my truck when I get there, Philip. No, no, that's the funniest thing that you said that, okay? Because I dream. Dreams are weird.

He burns calories in his sleep. That's it. He runs. I free fall a lot. He runs, man. You'll leave over there. I free fall a lot. So free fall and burns calories?

When you wiggle like he does. No, no, I'm serious. I'll wake up. Look, I woke up at night and be just soaking wet with sweat. That's it. No, because I just fell off the mountain and I fell for like hours. He's doing intense cardio every time he goes to sleep. Right, let's look up dream interpretations, falling in your sleep.

Look up how much calories can you actually burn while sleeping? He is a very active sleeper, I'll give them that. From the years of hunting lodges and... I sleep a lot, so hey. That's good. But the deal is, so like at all the hunting lodges, Phil and Jace would go to their spot, because that's who they were. Oh, no, look.

And I always bunked with sight. They actually made me stay in a recliner one night. They all went to a room and got in a... Nice comfortable bed. Phil said, hey, you sleep in the reclimate. Yeah. It makes a lot of noise. I ain't fighting all that noise all night long.

Yeah. So you just stay in the reclimate. First off, yes, you burn calories in your sleep, including during dreams because your brain and body require energy for fundamental functions like organ operation. So it also says dreams don't burn enough for anything, but I think we found the exception. Well, no, no, because I actually have got up after a dream wakes me up

and I had to go sitting on my, I was my oxymachine on for a while. Because I was out of breath. That's it. Where were you going? Oh, no, hey. I'm always falling and I'm free falling. No parachute on. But I'm floating in the sky, all this, you know, it's wild.

I'm telling you. It's crazy. I'm coming to watch you sleep again. It's been too long. I'm just going to pull up. We should buy them. Hey, we need, I need to, we need to put them in a study.

When the, no, no. Hey, look, that sleep apnea, the stupid, sleep ap machine. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that until. Christine was just,

all the time during night, I'd feel her hand. She's grabbing me. I'm telling you. I could not get away. No, she had grabbed me to make sure I'm breathing. I stopped breathing a lot.

Right. Oh, hey, when I went through the test, you know, they said, hey, it's lucky. ain't dead. That's what are you talking about? And they said, you stop breathing

120 times like in an hour. Yeah, we need to get, I need to get Si one of those monitors like we have from the boys so I can watch on my phone. Yes.

We get them like one of them little cute socks and put it on Sai. Put an owlet on side. And get a bit bit too. Or like, well, hey, look at least I'm not like Phil.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Bill would watch a Western movie, especially one that had Indians in it. then the next thing Kay would have to try to wake him up and she's in the headlock

because he's fighting the Indian that's it I am so glad I'm not an active sleeper that's how they both stayed so skinny their whole life they burn 500 calories extra twice a night during dreams doing jiu-jitsu in their dreams

yeah stone has to like drive across town and fight somebody bigger than him to do that he just goes to bed Hey, here's why I wake up when I'm falling. Because I've got to the point I'm fixed to the little crash and die. That's what wakes me up. I'm fixed to hit the ground and I've been falling off of a mountain.

And I wake up and just... I'm going to buy you a parachute for Christmas. That way you can just sit it in your room. Just sit in your room and see if it ever worked. He wakes up in the balloons under him. I can see it now. It'd be hung on to top of the bed. Yeah.

The parachute. He'd been up pulled those Rickhores seven times. He's just spinning on the fan. Oh, my goodness gracious. The problem is I don't feel like any of the common interpretations for falling makes sense for Sa. No, I don't. What is it? You're out of control?

Yeah, you don't have control over a situation. You feel helpless, anxiety. No, no. And you lack confidence. Well, not having control. That fits for Sae. because he believes he doesn't have control. He believes that the creator is in control.

But he's right, though. Because when I'm falling, I do feel like I'm in control. What? Of the fall? Yeah. That's how he's so skinny. There we go. I'm serious.

I do feel like I'm in control, but it always wakes me up because I know I fixed it. And you don't have a parachute. What's the most common place? I don't have a fairer from. I've been free falling for an hour. Hold on. Are you dreaming that you're a bird? Oh, maybe you just got shot.

like a duck maybe it's hey I will I don't tell you but I this is a recurring drink I'm always I start out like going hiking on a mountain yeah that fits and then I'm like uh Marvel you know my I'll cap the Marvel I've jumped from one one mountaintop to the other the lady one mountain top yeah I was just imagining you being like a cliff diver and you like instantly change into like a speedo and you do a little dive off the mountain and you're just flying I really hope I'm wrong but Sa just said he feels like he's Captain Marvel, and I'm right. Well, no, no. Have you ever seen a picture of Captain Marvel?

Oh, pull it up. Pull it up. I need to see it. I don't know who Captain Marvel is, even though I know. Yeah, that's Cy, everybody. Oh. So you become a prettier version of yourself. I would love to see you in Spandex.

Well, hot tamales, sir. That's who Cy is in his dreams. He's Captain Marvel. Jumping off mountains. Is that a new thing for Captain Marvel? I don't know. Is that a new interpretation of Captain Marvel? I watched it once just to say I watched it.

I was like, this movie sucks. Captain Marvel was a man, what I was saying. Okay. Back in the day. It wasn't a good looking blonde. Has anybody ever with you? Huh? Like.

Well, my wife is. In your dream. Walk up a mountain. I was wondering, like, if you go skipping from mountain top to mountain top, do you just leave me behind or, you know? No, no, because I don't, you know, it's crazy, but it's the same dream. I'm always falling. But you walk up the mountain first?

But I walk, well, I get myself in this predicament, okay? I love this. No, no, I really, I get myself in this predicament. Is one jump finally just too far? Hey, like.

Okay. Is it every night? Real often. Real often. Dream is. I would say like seven, seven days. Okay, four of them, I have this dream.

There's probably like a super strange podcast about dreams out there. If you're on it. And if you host it and you know this, will you come to us? And if you're one of the people that listens to it. Please.

Oh, no. I told me and my wife would exchange dreams all the time. She's even wilder than I am. What's she dreaming about? I'm going to hate myself if I don't. What do you mean? Elaborate, please.

How is Christine wilder than you? And this is a family show. She has people with her. PG. Look. Oh, so she's got a group on. She told me one just, what, two days ago. And it was so bizarre, I don't even remember.

Yeah, we need. I just said, you know, I said, you watch too many shows that are scary and stuff. Interesting. So she watches all this, you know. She strikes, oh, yeah, she strikes me as a true crime kind of later. No, no, no, yeah. She watches all this stuff that were, you know, it's weird. No lifetime movies in my house.

Yeah. But she was like that. It was about, you know, some guy I done this and, you know, just, yeah, and I just, you know, I said, you need to stop watching all that crap you're watching. That's why you dreamed that. Well, then what the heck are you watching? Yeah. Well, hey, I'm telling you, hey, I don't know what it is about I'm falling.

I'm always falling. Okay. But I feel like I'm in control because I feel like I'm in. Have you ever skydived? Hey, do what? Have you ever skydived? No. Maybe we should make your dream.

No, no, look. I don't think that's how that works. You can attach him to somebody. No, no, this might be. If mountains mean anxiety and not having control of your life, do you dream of teeth or fingernails by chance? What? He's a fingernails.

Yeah. He's getting new teeth. The only thing I dream about is good-looking winter. Oh, my gosh. Here we go. Hey, but when you fall in. I'm falling in. The other three days of the week are pretty.

waving, that's it. Well, it's going to say, if you dream about your teeth or fingernails, it's also linked to feeling of like anxious or not having control over things. You didn't have to get to the bottom of this. You didn't have to look that up, did you?

I think that I was going to get called mean if I said it. Also, no comment. I would get called mean for that, Martin, because I was thinking it. My five foot 10 ball of anxiety. I love. We love you. I love Hunter.

Welcome to Dr. Sides. Okay. Lay that on the couch and tell me what you probably. But I have, I think I've found something. Okay. Because there's a lot of interpretations for walking up a mountain. Mm-hmm. And then falling off of that mountain.

Mm-hmm. But they're all that you're out of control and you wanted to reach your goal, but you didn't get there. But since he's in control. I'm in control and I get trapped on these places because I guess I'm too curious because I've always go to him. and then I'm up there and then I can't get down. I think this is extensive.

If I get down, I just say, hey, jump off. You'll get down that way. You'll get down that way. You'll take over. That's based, yeah. It actually makes total sense. So you jump in all these. You jump.

Oh, yeah, I jump. That's why I said. Hey, I jump from mountain to mountain. Yeah, you don't get pushed. I'm not forced. This is a, this is a, hey, I choose. I choose to do it. Let me go.

Here is the interpretation. You are willing letting go of a past situation and embracing something new, like a new job or project. That's kind of sci-ish. Well, I'm looking for something. What's new in your life? No, no, no, no. I'm looking for something.

That's why I keep doing this. Because I can't confirm for about 17 years, you've been pretty steady. But, hey, he's on a new camera of some sort every day. Yeah, yeah. I don't, wow. Interesting. You are an interesting onion. Well, no, no.

A lot of layers over there, man. I tell you, my life has been very, I don't even have the words. Entertaining? Yeah. Exquisite. Yeah, I've had, what I've had, you know, that's why when y'all, somebody says something and I say, oh, well, here's what I got. So is this, before we get too far? I believe we are y'all.

Yeah. Well, no. I'm saying, is this a new dream or is this one that's happened as long as you can remember? Yeah. This is, it's been with me forever. But did you used to be out of control for? following following and then the only time look the only time this kid has been out of control is one that warrant officer w2 was training me and he liked to told me completely insane okay okay okay that's one

that oh i was out of control there okay i'm saying when you tell when you tell a warrant officer called him like 2 a m in the morning cuss him out yeah you're out of control okay because i was Okay. How did you get a warrant? Huh? Why were you talking to a warrant officer? Well, no, no, no, he was my boss. Yeah.

He's trying to get me to go warrant officer. Yeah. Okay. There was two of them. One of them was a W-4, which I liked a W-4. I thought you're saying Warrant. No. No, he is saying warrant, but that's their title.

Their W-Sye was me. Okay, okay, okay, okay. But say that, when he told me about, yeah, you need your will sign off me and the W-4. signed off I said no wait a minute who's the most problems in CO that you have

and he said well you are you idiot and I said well I said and now you want me to be become one of you I said no I can get away with what I get away with because I'm on NCO I said if I go officer

I've got to do like you I got a mine bags full I said that ain't me so so when you had the dream then back in those days were you in control of the phone? Oh no, no.

When I worked for him, I was out of control. I'm saying, but in the dream. He was driving me nuts. But did you have the dream? But did you have the dream then? Were you falling off? Oh, I may not have it back then. Okay.

Yeah. Oh, man. We're really diving into the psyche. No, I didn't have enough sense to have a dream back then. But he was driving me insane. Okay. That's what it is.

But I will say this. He trained me. Yeah. But he didn't do me a favor. Because once he trained me, then I really got in trouble because I knew what I was doing. Oh, gosh. Okay. Yeah.

No, no, because I mean, I'm at home. I don't know if you're enjoying this, but dagum, I am today. Wow. Well, no, no. Because, hey, you got to understand, okay. I'm a alpha, okay, big time. Mail? Yeah, male alpha.

150 pounds. And look, here's what, here's a good before. I'd have definitely hung your. My brother, Harold Robertson, my brother, next to the oldest was Jimmy Frank. Alpha. He was in the Air Force and he made it to First Lieutenant. He went to all T.C. in college. Well, he said I had a problem with authority.

True. And I, no. I said, I don't really have any problem with authority. I said, but if you're in authority and you're stupid, I do have a problem with being stupid. There it is. I was about to say there's a whole TV show. was around 2012 to 2016, that whole point was your problem with the authority.

Oh, no. That was your nephew. Well, hey, look, Harold may have been right. I may have a problem with authority. I don't know. But I have a problem with stupidity, and this is coming from someone who considered himself an uneducated bumpkin, country bumpkin. Mm, bumpkin. Okay.

Martin, do you think sigh has a problem with authority? Absolutely. I'm not saying sigh I'm going to go ahead and throw this out to all the Robertson men that I knew of his generation but specifically I'm saying Phil go ahead all of them except for Jeff I'd rather not but I would say him Tommy Phil I didn't know Harold and I always mentioned that. Oh my God. I love him, but hey, you didn't miss that. But I've worked with Jimmy Frank when he was doing the book of Phil,

the legend of the duck commander. So I know that all of those males in that family all had a significant problem with authority of being told what to do. You could ask them to do something, but dare you make them a mistake? of insinuating that you're telling them what to do, you were going to be met with a swift suck on it or something to that effect. You're right.

I do have a problem with authority. Now, if you approach them in a kind way and ask them to do something, the answer was always yes. They never once told me no for anything I asked from. Just don't tell me. You asked them. But if you messed up and said, do this. They were going to do everything in their power to not do that.

Yeah. So you got to think about this. Willie got that trained. You got to think about that. Untraining. Okay, I wasn't a problem for anybody. But look, this guy for four years trained me. Yeah.

And then he has broke. He's like to drove me insane doing it. Mm-hmm. Well, then, hey, when you come up and you're stupid, I can't handle it. Okay. And I've seen that in you too. I've seen that in you in a few circumstances where he's just like, I mean, you will rarely see Si quit, but just blatant stupidity, he will quit.

He will just fold and save. Because he knows it's easier to quit than to address that problem because he's not trying to make it. I learned that military because I used to address it. Yeah. And try to change it. Yeah. Well, that didn't work. No, he's learned now.

Especially that didn't work with a colonel and an E6. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure all adults, don't all adults have some problem with authority? Yeah, with authority, I guess, yeah. I mean, I don't know if I'd say all, but I would say probably. Well, hey, look. He's on type of person. Look, I would, if I would. You reach a certain age where somebody tells you to do something, you're like,

hey, they kept sending me to this one place, one place to work. Well, okay. But then they wouldn't let me do my work. they handcuffed me to willie no no i'm serious they wouldn't right it got so bad that they actually told me okay you don't have a job sit down just sit at the desk to stay there and come in well they thought i'd mess up where they could you know fire me or put me in jail whatever well then they they misjudged me on that because then i become joe joe super trooper hell joe super trooper oh yeah you change your whole personality

Oh, yeah. Can we just go back to Joe Super Trooper for it? Yeah, hey, I'm not born to let you get away with stuff like that. So I rubbed it in their face every day. No. You? Yeah. All yeah.

So I. Every day. Yeah. They would walk by my office. No, no. Hey, they would walk by my office and I grabbed my jug of tea and I said, hey, guy, I got a whole, come in a half a glass tea with me. Yeah.

Nobody. Hey, Dave, Black. follow me for a solid year, 12 months. 365 days. 365 days. 52 weeks. Would not talk to me. Wouldn't do nothing with me.

Wouldn't, yeah, nothing. And I rubbed in their day. I rubbed in their face daily. And then ended up in cuffs. Well, hey. Did you get cuffed? That's what he said. No, no, no.

No, no. Look, the only good thing about some of the officers I served on there, at least they was honest. Because if they had been dishonest, I'd have been in the pen. Isn't your whole thing that you're only 95% honest? I'm just saying, if they had been honest,

I would have been in the pen. If they had to be honest, I'd have been in the pen. So they were honestly stupid. In my opinion. There is a lot of stupid. In my opinion. Because, hey, look, I'm trained and it won't let me do my job.

What was the job? Supply. Oh, but yeah. And demand. I was going to say. And hey, hey, you know, the thing, there's a bunch of problems here. Were they the demand and you were the supply? Yeah.

There's problems here. And I told them, I said, hey, turn me loose and I'll fix it in about three days. That generally don't work out. I bet that would work out. Then they did what they should. Well, it would. Hey, that's what they did. They got stupid.

They said, no, you just sit down and shut up, you know, do what you're told. Yep. government. Oh, hey, I wasn't never told nothing. I was just, I had to come in every day for 12 months. You literally had a job working for the United States government. I literally had no job. Sitting in a chair for 12 months.

For 12 months. And look, the new badgers that comes in, we watch each other for 90 days. Okay. And he finally gets around because, look, we got civilians and military. And he's got like 90 people. got an interview and you don't get to know. Well, I'm the last one on Total Pole. So we've been watching each other for 90 days.

To say I had a bad attitude is a understatement. So when me and this guy get together, I go in his office and report to him, sit down, and we start discussing, he asked me a question. He said, what do you do, Sergeant Robertson? You know, what I just lean for it? because I didn't give a flip, okay? I just leaned forward and I said, well, I said,

what have you seen me do? There it is. He said, not a blank, blank thing. And I said, and I'm very good at it. Well, hey, he jumps up, gets up, gets his attention, calls me to attention, chews me out. Well, I don't poke the bear and pissed him off. So, hey, he asked me another question.

And I said, well, I'm going to ask you a question, your question with a question. I said, I've watched you for 90 days. You've watched me for 90 days. I said, I've seen all these people that think I'm an idiot whispering in your ear. And I said, and I know who they're whispering about yours truly. I said, I'm not stupid. They think I am. I said, I'm not.

Matter of fact, I'm very intelligent and I'm very good at my job. I said, these idiots won't let me do my job. You almost had your greatest line. Are we getting close to wrapping this up. Hunter, you got any interesting voicemails? Yeah. Hunter said it. Yeah, I got one.

Can you dance like Gavin? Lay it on us, Hunter. Twice. Dance, Gavin. Dance. Dance. Hey, y'all, this is Salt from Shreeport. What did he say his name was?

Saul? Soft. Ball. Saul. Pusted it too late. Paul. What did he say his name was? Saul

Oh, Saul S-A-U-L maybe Or S-O-L Straight out of luck He may be a He may be a pipe Piping Steel business He could be

I thought that was it That was it Hey y'all This is Saul from Shreport And I was just wondering Did really ever get mad And get the smell out of the RV When y'all came to Shreve?

And what were y'all thinking to eating Uncle Sized Beans aside, I agree with you. You have the helmet on and you're both with them on the side by side. Thank you all for the laugh. God bless y'all. Be safe.

Man, that's an old one. That's old. That's an old one there. The Vietnam special. That probably was... That was against the law. I had my helmet on, was buckled up on riding on the floor before on a trailer.

Yeah, that's obvious why that's against the world. And it's against the law. Yeah, it should be. I argue with the cop. I said, what's against the law? law about it. I said, I'm buckled in, I've got a helmet on, and I'm on a trailer. And you've never seen nervous until you're asked to drive that. Like America's uncle, you're pulling him down the road at 50 miles an hour. Were you driving? Yeah. That was so

I mean, that literally was what? I don't know. 2011, maybe? Was that season one? It was early. It was early. That sounds crazy. We had just come back, I'll think, from three, four, was the reason to whiz on it. Yeah. Yeah, we went and picked up side by side. Yeah. Yeah, it was, uh, yeah, that was, who. And they asked, the reason I was back there is because these boys that ain't beans,

okay, and we're farting. Hey, you're the one that made them. It wasn't nobody's fault but your own. It was horrible. So I rode on the trailer. I don't know that the beans were near as big of the problem as the spam with the jalapinas. because you fried us some spam. You made us a fried spam sandwich for halalpina.

That was a good sandwich. That was a good sandwich. It was. But he said he had his Vietnam special, and that beans was hot. But that was a tough day. But a fun day. Yeah, I think somebody sent me a picture not long ago, that RV. Somebody bought it, and it's in like Derritter, Louisiana, just on the side of the road.

That's funny. What were you on, on a side by side? Is there a picture of this? Our epmen would be like... I've never seen it, so I don't know. Yeah, it was hilarious. You didn't do any case study before he started the revival on what we did? No.

Oh, man. He's like me, improv. Improv man. Improv. I'm trying to figure out what... The funniest episode that even was. I've only seen a few things and some of the funniest stuff is like Willie when he gets the water hose when y'all buy the winery and he's actually like he's peeing, but he's

shooting the water hose like he's peeing. That one's pretty funny. And then watching Bella do karate and going, you've never lived to they throw you into a big dummy drum of grapes barefooted yeah that's really like well just walk around yeah all you got to crush him yeah i don't think i want to i think that was squussing between you to to season one episode 13 redneck road trip that sounds right yep yep jace tricks willy into letting him use the duck commander RV and he brings jep martin and sialong meanwhile chaos is

caused when Willie finds an alligator and fill in Kay's yard. I don't remember that. Yeah, it was up under the shed. It was this one that alligator called up under the shed their home. That was, that debuted 4,873 days ago. That's crazy. Which means it probably happened 5,000 days ago. That's crazy.

May 16th, 2012. Wow. That's crazy. But what did we do with Saul from Threeport? That's it. I mean, he was just asking about that. He was just asking why you like being so much and riding on the back? No, he was asking if Willie ever got mad.

Oh, was that the question? Will he mad about everything. And did you all get the smell out? You had to ask a man under Ritter there. It wasn't here. It wasn't here long after that. Actually, we remodeled that entire RV. Yeah, when Benny Doodoo moved out of it.

Yeah, that was like the first thing Willie had me do was remod the RV. Yeah, Benny Doodoo moved out of it. And it got remodeled and then it got gone. Like it. Beny Doodoo did live in that thing. Yeah, he lived out front. Yeah.

He's the reason we got a shower in here. Was there not a shower in that RV? Well, I mean, you... I like it when his... Farrant showed up and asked about him. Oh, Benny Doodoo. And nobody's you here. Old Jimson.

I love... I love Benny. Yeah. Benny lived in our front parking. light for a while. He had a ripstick and he'd just come Rips stick. He'd come hang out in the warehouse because there was nothing in it back then and just

bounce around. I've found the episode but there's a whole lot of commercials that I'm trying to pass to get to the part of Sai riding on the back. I think they strapped a helmet and a GoPro on him or something. Yeah. If I remember and told me to drive down the road.

You're driving. I 20. No, I remember that. Yeah. Oh, we He drove everywhere, man. He pulled us over when you go. On Downing Pine. Yeah, Downing Pine. That's where we got pulled over. That's funny.

That's when we finally got got. It's on Downing Pines. A big. Yeah. Yeah, no, I drove it. Man, I drove at RV so many places. I was probably out of that crew, I was really the only one you wanted driving it.

Yeah. Because I had driven, me and Gobbin drove it everywhere. The boring part. Is it like an 18-foot trailer or what? Yeah, I mean, it was a good one. Hold on. Like, it was it like a headache? Martin, you got a look about you.

son. I know. I had hair down on my shoulders. Look at this. There's the gut bombs. I know that shirt anyway. It's not good.

Yeah, you were driving. It's starting to smell like some died in here. There's a little dip, too. Yep. Yep, drink a glass of water. I should have knew better than give these boys my special. There's lots of farting.

Yeah. There he is. And then Cy got on the, yeah, there it is. There we are. It took us a while to get here, but we made it. We did it. We did it. That is, boy.

They're getting pulled over. And we're going to have dinner around the table. Or Po-Pol. Or the church. That said the W. Commander Sunday. Right there. Was that the original?

Yeah, that was a wrap-up of that. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. Anyway. All right. Psalms 3723, the steps of a man are established by the Lord when he delights in his way. Though he fall, even in dreams for an extended period of time,

He shall not be cast headlong for the Lord upholds his hand. There you go. Amen. Don't worry about falling, sir. You don't have to worry about falling, sir.