Duck Call Room - Uncle Si Won't Believe the Moon Landing Was Real Till He Sees One Thing

Episode Date: May 19, 2022

Uncle Si will believe the 1969 moon landing was real when he receives one final piece of evidence. Martin points out a major problem with boneless, skinless chicken thighs, but he has the solution! Si has a major issue with meteorologists. Stone floats an awesome idea for a new TV channel. Si reveals the coolest thing he's heard all week and decides he's no longer into duck hunting. The boys debate BBQ sauces and whether Si is telling the truth about seeing a three-foot frog with legs like a turkey. And John-David stirs the rocky mountain oyster pot. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, welcome back. Okay, somebody's out of a nap. That's good. Hey, yeah, it is. I'm fired up today. Nice and awake, boys. Just the microphone. Sir, are you ready for getting the truck and head south?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, we're going to head east first before we hit south. Yeah. We're going to go to east and catch him big old copper-nosed brim over in Mississippi. Yeah. And then we're going to go to my favorite spot on this. planet.

Florida? No. Venice. The beach? No. The marsh. The marsh. The marsh.

The marsh where there is just, it's teeming with all kinds of life. It's just like Venice, Italy, only different. Oh, yeah. And this is teeming with all kinds of life, and here's the good thing about it. Most of it, you can cook and eat.

There you go. Pretty cool. The Cajuns, they cook and eat all of it. Well, they eat all of it, but I mean, I, you know, I'm a little more picky. Hey, I got special instructions for you. What's that? When you get off that interstate New Orleans.

Yep. And you go to a little town called Bell Chase. Uh-oh. Before you turn left. You want one of them stuffed chickens? I don't want one of them. Oh, no. Fox.

Well, I won't do, baby. I don't want one of them. Give him a couple of them. Oh, them things are fine. Oh. And you know what? They're stuffing with. Everything.

Anything you can imagine. I haven't had a. You imagine? Look, I haven't had a bad one yet, so just grab what they got. Just say, hey, give me four of them and feed them. It's normally some type of rice or potato and then some creature of the earth shoved into a chicken. With some cheese. With some cheese.

Cheese always got to have some cheese, boys. Sauses, budan, cheese. No, booedan. I don't like it. I do wonder, though. How do they take all the bones out of a chicken and leave him whole? Slowly. Is it?

Is there like a machine that's like, I don't know. I don't know how to. to debone a chicken like that, but they leave him whole, but they ain't got no bone in. It's pretty impressive. But the boneless chicken thigh was the greatest thing ever invented. I like it. Then you can grill it and put barbecue sauce on it and hay. Yeah.

And you don't even have to cut it. You just put the whole thing in your mouth. I just wish they'd leave the skin on. Whoever decided skinless chicken was better. But I guess. It's better for you, but it ain't. No, it's not better. We have a long history on chicken skins in our opinion of them, Martin.

I just don't understand why when you take the bone out, the skin's got to go too. It don't make no sense. I just soon, if they had a boneless skin full chicken thigh, oh, man, that'd be so. I'd chicken fry them suckers every night. I mean, I'd be back to 3.13 so fast and make your heads thin, son. Back on that. Hey, you tell this bunch like food. 13.

Yeah. So how many stuffed chickens you want? I don't care. You know there's a place. Whatever you got room for. Whatever you got room after you make the fish. After the fish grocery hall. There's a place in town that sells them.

I haven't had one yet. I think they're buying it. They're relocating them from down south. Yeah, I think they just end upcharge you. They're going down there anyway. Yeah. I saw them in the gas station other day. Plus, they don't, if you can go get them in town, they lose like part of their art.

A little mystique. Yeah. Like, you got to go to Bell Chase to get them. That's the cool. That place in Lafayette's got good ones too. Yeah, that's solid. What's Maurice? But Bell Chase means you go fishing.

It's a story. That made you going to the marsh. That's it. Cy's favorite place on planet Earth. He did say that's where he would move. If he had to relocate home. That's his spot. Because you got to think about it, the only thing,

the only bad thing I know of down there is one of Hurricane hips. Otherwise, everything's good. The weather's nice. We got plenty of wildlife of all sorts. I got no something, though. You're just hard-headed enough. You live in Port Sulph or Louisiana.

Port-Sol. Because that's the start of the marsh, essentially, down there. Hurricane's coming. You staying or are you going? I would probably ride it out. Yeah. That's what I thought. I would probably write it out.

I just had to know. I figured if you would. No, I don't like it. Now, I'd write it out. Your boy's gone. When it's your time, it's your time. You'd see Sioux and a weather channel behind Cantorrie, son. Well, hey, no, I wouldn't listen to whether men or weather women.

And look, we got all this technology. They shouldn't miss it. But hey, you got to understand it in a way. Ain't no technology. They just read the computer print. Well, no, though, that's what I'm saying. Most of the buildings where the weather people are at does not have windows. So once they go inside, they have no idea what's going on outside.

That's not a terrible point. I'm being honest with one of my favorite follows on social media is that Reed Timmer guy, the extreme meteorologist. Oh, that goes everywhere? He cracks me up. Oh, no, no. The best one I've ever heard. But he gets out there in it.

He ain't in a building. He out there saying. Don't mess with my man, Jared Floyd. I don't even know it. Westman Rose finest. Derek got a chip on the shoulder. He's a comedian and they call him the hippie-dippy weather man, man. The hippie-dippy weatherman man?

The man. Yeah. He's a comedian. I don't know what his name is, but he's hilarious. Dippy Dippy Weather Man, man. Yeah. He's a comedian. He's hilarious.

Can't put that on a T-shirt. That was back, you know, in the 60s. Okay. It was when he was, you know, going around on the circuit. George Carlin. There it is. George Carlin. The hippie-dipy-dipy

Weatherman. Also known as George Carlin. Yepy, deepy weatherman, man. Mr. Carlin, a little vulgar back in the day. Well,

no, hey, I mean, he did have a vocabulary problem. Yeah, I've watched some

George Carlin specials. Back in the 60s, everybody had a vocabulary problem. Yeah. Most of them. Nothing's changed. But, hey,

some of the greatest music that ever had been written their song was in the 60s, baby. You can take that to the bank and deposit it. Okay. No, so me and me and Sire are going to hop in that rig and head to Venice, but I've always said,

Si, that if my wife ever decides up in R-U-N-N-O-F-T, whatever that means. That's where I'm going. Run off. Okay, run off, okay. So we're, hey. Ever since you got hit by that train. That's it. Moving inside.

Get by everything is going south. He's bona fide. All the animals are coming north. What? Are they? Oh, yeah. The animals are coming north? All the animals are moving north.

Where did you see this? Well, it's been in the news. It's all they tell you. The news is telling you that the animals are going north. Are going north. From Venice? That's as south as it gets. No, no.

No, no. No, it ain't. Hey, Amazon is for the Southeast you get. So you're saying everything's moving south? North, son. So the South American animals are coming for us? All the cats and all the things, they move to north. Oh, Panthers.

Blacks. That's right. Jaguars. They're heading north. I mean, I'll bite. Do you think so? I'm just saying I heard it on the media somewhere. Either radio or whatever.

television or whatever. Tropical species are moving northward in U.S. As winter... You're telling me! That was 2021, though. Well, hey, I'm just saying, I heard it somewhere. See? I'm always got my ear to the grapevine, son.

Migrators. Migrators. Like those migrating squirrels. Hey, yeah. I loved it. That was something to see. You really... yet to live.

I'm serious. That was something to see. We'll sit down in the woods and just all you see going through the little trees is squirrels and they never stop. Let's act like that squirrel and get going to our first break. Well, hey, take a first break.

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You just, news is too boring. It's not. Okay, and there's usually nothing on it worth watching. It's depressing, that's for sure. That's it. All my information comes from like public TV and all this good stuff. Well, have you seen anything good? No, no.

That's kind of been mediocre here lately too. Everything on the television said is media. I guess it's because it's the rerun season. What if somebody came up with a news channel and the only news they reported was good. It was positive news. That dude from the office did that? And when you think about it... Millions of people watched his YouTube.

He only did it for like a month or two. Yeah, but just think about what you just said. That would be awesome. Yeah. I'm serious. Everything good is happening in this world around us, somebody actually captured it and then reported it on the TV. Because there's plenty of it, had it.

That's news on the TV. Yeah. Our radio. Or the black box. Hey, or the media. Yeah. Where are all the good reporters gone? Evidently, we don't have any.

Okay. We don't got any good reporters, no good weather, people. I'm in a negative slump today, boys. What happened? I don't know. In your opinion, what do we do well? Huh? Yeah, let's say something positive about the world.

You just hit me with, I don't know what to say now. That's why you can't report good news. Yeah, you're right there. You're talking about nothing but negative. Yeah. Talking about this is terrible. This is terrible. You want a good news channel. And I ain't got something to say.

The most positive man in America, I put him on a spot to say one good thing about this. And then I couldn't come up with this. He got nothing. In the clutch. Yeah. That's terrible.

I apologize, folks. See? What has happened to the duck car room? Put it on the spot and I blew it. Oh, there's a lot of good going on. It's definitely. Well, the latest thing that I I remember just a while back that kids were going to the nursing home and doing things for the people that are medically can't get out.

Okay, so that was pretty cool. So there are good kids out there that are doing good stuff. You know, most of time all you hear is the bad stuff they do. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and there are a bunch of good kids out there. And there are a bunch of good people out there still left that are doing good things. But what a, what a, what a concept that is. Yeah.

Good news. Yeah. What a relief that would be to turn on the television and the 630 news and it's all positive. Is that the news that you watch 630? Well, what, 6 o'clock? Sometimes I hit the 5 o'clock news, but most of the time it's the 6th. I'm looking for good news. I just ain't found it yet.

I found one. I didn't want y'all to think I wouldn't pay an attention. I did Biden one good news. Did you? Yes. I thought I had one here, but it said. It's rare to find it up. I was about to say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I got one, but then I read, I finished reading the headline.

Here's just, here's where we're at. Just church plans to host event for kids featuring a drag show. Huh. A drag show. Like a drag race? No. I haven't read it, but when I see drag show, I'm pretty sure. Drag show, that means no.

Yep. Okay. How was that good news? Well, it wasn't. No, that's what I said. When he first said, the first of it time it was good. I was reading church plans to host event for kids. I was like, oh, we got one.

Then I kept going. I said. Then they turned in what they was actually doing. There you go. Yeah. That's where we're at. People are weird. That's where we're at.

I do have one good news. What is? What is good news? A passenger with no flying experience landed an airplane after his pilot went down. Oh. he got on the radio and said uh need y'all talk me through this pilot's out

I don't know what I'm doing but I'm going to give it my best shot and he did it oh I do have something good to report here it is you'll like this okay Sunday I go to church I get in the thing I've been stoned talking I give him the cake carrier and some mail that goes to film I get in my truck and go home and on the way home well frog made him a cake okay no no no uh man made Oh, my wife.

Tell her it was delicious. Oh, I will. Okay, she knocked it out of the park. But anyway, I'm on the way home, and the guy he's preaching on the radio. And he said, oh, by the way, I've got this coolest story. And I wish I didn't remember the guy's name that he was talking about. He said, but hey, look, this guy sitting in his living room, okay, and it's raining, big time rain, okay, and it's flooding. And he looks outside and in a ditch in front of him, okay, a child is fighting the current.

Okay, so the next thing he does is he runs outside, okay, and he jumps in because he knows that the ditch is fixing to run into a cupboard, go on the ground, and then go, you know, out on another cupboard on the ground. So this young lady's fixed to drown is what's going to happen. So look, he runs, jumps in, gets to her, grabs her, okay, and looking and he's just, you know, fiddling around holding the girl, and his arm hits something, and it's a rock on the edge of the bank. So he says, well, maybe I can hold on and help her arrive.

You know, and then he says, then the preacher says, okay, and now I'm going to turn the rest of the story over to Paul Harvey. Well, Paul Harvey says, well, hey, what's so amazing about this story is that this man and he named him, cannot swim. Yet. Now, there's the definition of faith. This dude knows he can't swim, but yet he sees a child in danger

and head first goes and saves her. Okay. Said we'll figure it out later. Yeah, we'll figure it out later. So I thought, that's one good thing. That's the coolest thing I've heard all week. Okay, as a guy risked his life, not even thinking because he wasn't thinking about himself.

He was thinking about that young lady in the water. And he saves her when he can't swim. How cool is that? That's real. That's real. There's the good news. And I felt some more good news. You all want to hear it?

Oh, yes. Put it on. The nature boy Rick Flair. Oh, Rick Flair, baby. Set to return to the ring one final time. Wait, wait to your blonde tornado to hear that. Oh, I know. He's going to be fired up, boys.

He found some more good news. Rick Flair is going to be one time back in the ring, boys. They're going to have that little struts. That's it. Oh, yeah. And then he'll throw him somebody down him. Whoop him. Wop him.

He'll have him in a figure four leg lock. That's it, boys. Hey. We back on track. Rick Flair. Right. Rick Flair, back to the ring, boys. We're back on.

I love it. We got civilians landing planes, people that can't swim, saving babies, and Rick Flair. But that's it, boys. Rick Flair is back in the ring. One more time. You know it's good to be on this earth. People complain, but, I mean, it's going on, right? Look, hey, every cloud, every dark cloud, have a silver lining, Jack.

That's right. That's all here to it. Hey. Can we back on top, baby? I would love to know what just goes on through your head on a daily base. Martin said it one time. If I fell out and cracked my cranium, here comes unicorns and butterflies, baby.

Mixed with some rainbows. Right, and with rainbows. But yet the man can't give us a positive thing. On the spot, he couldn't do. Just don't like the weather. The weather people threw him off. I couldn't handle the pressure. Don't put him on the spot

Don't put me on the spot I can't have it Same thing We got a shotgun in his head You can't put him out there Don't put him in coach Don't give him the ball Don't give him the ball

Somebody in Houston Another day said something to me And I said no I don't really care about Duck Hut anymore It's over And he looked You know the guy

It was his shock He said what And I said I've actually become a deer hunter I said I would rather go sit in a stand and watch all the deer we got. I can't wait to deer seed no one. I really can't.

I guess I need to be looking for another job. Oh, no, no, I'm serious. Oh, I will go now. It's time to. No, don't give it wrong. I will go. Time to polish off my LinkedIn resume. Hey, look, it's probably got to do.

That being said, when I pick up the phone and I called him, I said, I found some ducks. Uh-oh. It's like, I'll be there in a morning. I'll be there in the morning. I was worried you're doing. I thought he doesn't turn into full-blown Willie, but he's only just a touch on. Are you fair weather?

That's what it is. He ain't going to grind it out no more. That's fine. You're 74. You've earned that right. No, no, well, see, I think that's what it is, his old age. Yeah.

You've earned that right. Because, see, and deer hunting, all you got to do, you just, you know, he drives me all the way up to the stand. I get out, walk upstairs. He goes and parks the rig, you know, so we sit there. You know, and deer are fun to watch.

Okay, because it's a comedy act when they just are doing what they do. You know, doves are slapping other doves and knocking them down and stuff. You know, I'm serious. It's hilarious. Then you throw in all the coons we've got on Fields property, okay? And they come in and, you know, no, it's a, it's a comedy routine. It really is. It feels like you real life watching PBS.

Oh, no, no, I'm serious. It's a comedy routine. That's what it is. Just to watch his favorite show. in action. That's it. Then, you know, all the deer run away and you, God, what's you're scared of them?

You know, and then you look, here comes a bobcat. Or Jimmy Red. No, our Jimmy Red, yeah. Our field. Yeah, our field. Driving by, you know. Just at the right moment, okay. Right for a four-wheeler.

You know, I have no idea what they're doing, you know. Oh, man. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after you. I did see that the United States women's death team won the soccer gold medal. Women's what team? They're death and a soccer team.

So everybody's deaf, but they play soccer. Oh, speaking of that, speaking of that, okay, I watched Boston just snap the bucks the other night. Yeah, I ain't watched no ball playing. Oh, I did the other night. That was fun to watch because they was...

You were the only person that thought that was... 41% on threes. 41%. Go ahead and roll it. Yeah, it was amazing. Watch them. Basketball? Oh, yeah. This is,

I watched Boston just strap the bucks. Okay, but hey, yeah, if you're shooting 41% on threes and they're shooting like two.

The bucks were shooting 16%. Mm-hmm. You're fixing to get beat badly. Last time I watched the Celtics play basketball. Oh, Larry Bird

was playing. That was when it was, that was. That was when it was basketball, Oh, boys. That wasn't basketball. That was fistfighted.

Oh, no, no, no. Which was more fun to watch. Oh, that was basketball back in. Oh, yeah. That was basketball back in them days. Larry Bird, Magic Johnson. Bill Lamb's all that Thomas. All them guys.

Oh, no, no, no, look. Are you serious? Every time it was. ended up 40% for the Celtics and 12% for the... Oh, and one guy was like 19 for 19. Whoa. Number 12. He was 7 for 18.

Oh, I thought it was 19. That's still really good. I guess it was 19 points, maybe. Your stories, bro, no, he got 21 at least. Well, I'm just saying... Seven times three. hashtag math. I'm just saying, hey, there was 19 in there somewhere.

I thought it was 19. It may have been team-wise. I mean, he did put up three touchdowns, which is impressive. Mm-hmm. Yeah. When you think about it, hey, yeah, like you said. Basketball just ain't my jam. I don't know.

Oh, when they're firing on the three-point, I love it. Well, that's just a shooting contest. Well, no, no. You might as well be watching a skeet-chie-chew. Well, I know, they'll have to zip, zip, zip, no, but net. I used to really enjoy the March madness, you know. That was. Yeah.

That was the only basketball. Well, no, no, because college is way more fun watching. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because they do some silly stuff too. Silly? Yeah, when Christian stepped in the guy after knocking him down, then he stepped in his chest. You just want to watch Rick Flair pro wrestling.

Well, no, no, well, hey, look. With a hoop involved. I do like a good... You'd probably really like watching me play church league basketball. That's what you're into. No, no, that was always a blast because, look, we had a guy that played with us. He was a farmer.

Okay, he's sick. six, okay, weighs about 315, maybe, maybe 3.30, and no fat, all muscle. Six, six, three, third. Yeah, and he didn't wear, he didn't wear any tennis shoes. He went barefooted and he didn't have on nothing but overalls. Yeah, and look, hey. Country strong, boy. He reminded me of Zach a lot, you know, because he just knocked everybody out way and then did what he was going to do.

Who is Zach? Who is Zach? Oh, she could he? Shack. Shack. Shack. Yeah. I thought we were talking about Zach Dasher pushing people.

No, no. Not wrong. Jack. Big man. He can't do that in skinny jeans. The best part of that was, look, he bought, this guy bought a brand new bull. Okay, breeding bull. Who is, you were friends with this guy?

Yeah, he played on a church league. And he wore overalls and no shoes to the gym. But he just bought a brand new bull. Well, no, no, no, no. I don't know where we're going, but I love it. Oh, no, no, no. Look, you'll love this. Did he ride it to the game?

You know these big red hankets just that clowns wear? Uh-huh. Was his name Mongo? No, but he looked like him like. But anyway. No, no, sir. So this guy's got one of them giant, giant bandanas. Red hankets just hanging out his overall.

I feel like I'm about to be Jerry Cloward. Oh, no, no, no. Look, he had bought this prize breeding bull. Okay. and he went across the pasture for some reason okay he didn't hear the bull coming so the bull runs over him and he just bought him he just bought him home brought him home he gets up and dust the dust off of him but the bull's turning around and here he comes again well he just sidesteps him and plants his fists right here on that bull i bet that hurt his hand oh no he killed that sucker as dead as a hammer

Okay, look, look, his wife is watching all this, so she runs out and said, hey, you just paid something like $50,000 for that breeding bull. What are we going to do now? And he said, call the neighbors, we figured to have a barbecue. So, hey, they put that baby on the pit, boys. So the whole community had a party. Yep, I got Jerry Cloward. Hey, well, I'm just saying, hey. All right off.

You gotta love this man, okay? He just lost 50 grand, and the only thing he says, hey, call the neighbor, we figured to have a barbecue party. Ain't no way a bull back in worth 50 grand. Oh, hey, I'm just telling you. And he punched it and it died. Hey, he punched it. Hey, and you know this man.

Oh, yeah, I know this man. Played basketball with him. We played basketball with him. Did you eat this bull? Yeah. We had a part of it. That was one of them Wagyu F1 Tiger Bulls.

Did you get in on them mountain oysters? I knew, no. I wouldn't know. I got an interesting email coming up later about those. Interesting email. Got a little response on that one. Oh yeah, somebody from Canada doesn't approve of our distaste for it. I'm not, I don't know if I don't like them.

I just saying, I ain't that hunger yet. No, no, that's with me. You could put that in oysters on a plate. and I ain't touching me the one of them. Oh, no. Oyster, he's fired. Oh, no. Char-billed oysters.

Raw, fried, baked. Yeah. I don't really like fried oresions. Oh, I do. I can deal with them fried. Like a fried oyster for? It's a fried country. I was given a fried oyster and told it was a chicken nugget at the age of about seven.

That's a bad call. I had to come back in. water, pop it open, cut it, and then let it swallow down. Absolutely. I'm in. I'm in. No, they say it's delicious, but I just can't make myself do it. It's like a little shot of salt.

And you don't even like horseradish, so you don't do cocktail sauce. No, I bear back that sucker. Put him on a saltine cracker and let's roll. I could eat horseradish from the spoon. I do squeeze that lemon. I do squeeze that lemon over him. Have you ever had that? that white barbecue sauce, they call it Alabama white sauce.

Not a fan. I'm a big fan of it. Are you? I'm at. Mm-hmm. Most mayonnaise-based sauces, I'm not a fan. I figure that. Which one?

Is it the Carolinas? Carolina of mustard. Yeah. Which one's vinegar? Now you got some. That's North Carolina. And that's North Carolina. I'm in on North Carolina.

Good deal. But Alabama white sauce is mayonnaise, um, apple cider vinegar. Oh, yuck. Wisheshire. I like all these things. And a lot of black pepper. Black pepper, cayenne pepper.

Oh, hey, throw everything in there but the mayonnaise. Throw the mayonnaise out. And they have a horseradish. Yeah, and horse radish. Yeah, it is. Throw the mayonnaise. I'm in. Everything you just said makes me happy.

Yeah, me too. They dip chickens in it. They dip smoked chickens in it. They'll put the whole thing in it. I'm for it. They have a big old vat and it's a whole. Oh. Oh, that's good.

Yeah, throw the mayonnaise out and do it with all the rest of it. You got something. You throw the mayonnaise out It ain't white sauce anymore Well hey, call it what are you on to But Alabama had to come up with their own barbecue I guess We don't do barbecue

No Stone does We deep fry But we didn't Nobody in the league If you had a good Louisiana Barbecue restaurant You'd be rich and famous

Because nobody There's not one around There's not many A couple local places They're like All right But then you go to Texas And you're like

Yeah this is good You really got us Go to a gas station in Texas And you're like wow Well, most people put, what, a little vinegar, a little olive oil, salt and pepper, shake it up, and put it on meat and say, yeah, that's my barbecue sauce. Olive oil. Which ain't a barbecue sauce.

All this is, salt and pepper with a little vinegar. I ain't ever had that, but. I know a lot of people, that's all they do. Generally, it's got like ketchup and molasses and that kind of stuff, isn't it? Yeah, I'm confused. But, hey, let me tell you something. He's seen it and he remembers it, so I don't doubt it. I mean, either.

Yeah. That's old boy that punched the bull to death. That's how he ate it. I ain't saying he rained, man. He punched that bull one time and he died. Right in between eyes. He broke that bone right there. That's hard to do.

I don't know if y'all ever seen a cow story, but that's a lot of bone and a lot of service. Oh, I told you he was a man now, 6'6, about 3.30 maybe? And did it barefooted. Oh, no. And you believe this story. Hey, his wife watched it. And he ate it.

She said, do you know what you're eating? And I said, she said, that's a breeding bull. And I said, well, it's really good. Yeah. And he punched it. He punched it. Oh, he knocked everybody down on the basketball team. He just run on and he going to lay it up.

Knocking me down. When he punches a bull one time and the bull dies is when I start raising questions. Hey, look, you wouldn't want to fight him. I'll just put it that way. Even Rick Flair wouldn't do it, boy. Well, you had me. when you said 6-6-3-30. And does it wear shoes and wears over-off?

Hey, ain't no fat. I'm telling you. I ain't got no interest. No, no. He was like the guy that was here, the arm wrestling championship. Monster Mike. Yeah, that's what his arms look like. Yeah, he's bull.

Okay, he's a horse. Yeah. Monster Mike even wears shoes. Yeah. Well, this guy didn't like shoes. I don't blame him. They didn't have that size. Look, his feet.

Oh, he probably wore a 14. Yeah. There you go. His foot was like that. that long. He looked like Bigfoot. Well, Martin wears a 13. Well, hey, I'm just saying this guy was a man. This guy was a man.

I wear a 13 and I'm not even getting in a field with a bull. Much less punch him while. There you go. Oh, it was hilarious watching, I'll tell you. He's funny to watch. Let's act like that bull, so I'm going to be back right after this. That bull didn't come back. So did you find it, Johnny D?

It was a lot. All right. So apparently in Japan, Was your friend from Japan? No. Okay. There was a man who founded some form of karate. Caratay.

Which is called Kayokushin, and this calls Kaiokushin a violent, kick you in the nads kind of karate. So to prove he was really good at karate, he would fight bulls by hand, no weapons. No, no, no. that's them Mexican bulls It's Japanese That they end up Sticking sores

They're at the end of it They're fighting bulls buddy Hey No he used his hands He didn't use swords Hey he's going up against a fighting bull Mexican bull So this dude

One of the guys with the cape Oh yeah Yeah You ever been to one of them I'm mad at no I went to one in the when I was in the Azores. Did you?

Yeah, it was pretty intense. So this is what this dude did, but no weapons. To grow his brand of karate. No, no, I'm telling you. He karate chopped him? He was fighting Mexican, uh, gosh, I don't even know the name of you. Was he 6'6? I don't know.

Doesn't give a height. Did he wear overall? To get ready. He's a little short dude. Japan's short dude. He moved into the wilderness, ran, punched trees, lived off the land. ran into trees and broke rocks with his fist. But then 42 times he entered again in the ring with the audience against very big angry bulls.

Yeah, fighting bulls, Mexican bulls. Three of these fights ended after just one precision punch to the face, killing it outright each time. That's it. It can be done. That's proof about my friend did it. That proves it. That proves it. It can be done. And look, this was a smaller guy that did it.

Okay. He was precise, though. And he used to punch trees to get better. Where was this friend? Huh? And Dixie, Louisiana in that area. I was just, I didn't know which part of your world travels this happened, no. Oh, no.

Dixie. Dixie. That's where we grew up. Okay. Wait, is there a video? I hope not. It may be inappropriate. I understand and I wish to proceed.

Yeah, I'm out. I'm watching this for the rest of the podcast. Somebody videoed him doing it? Oh, that's Japan guy. No, you mean your guy from Dixie wouldn't video? Look at it. He's got him by the horse. There he went.

He's down. He's down. Giant just was with the open hands. That is not real. That is 100% real. You couldn't have faked that back then. I just got dumber. That's what just happened.

Hold on. He was 170. 173 centimeters tall, how tall is that? Centimometers, there's 2.54 in an inch. 173 divided by 2.54. I'm just going to Google 173. 68 inches. 5'8.

Yeah. This ain't no 6.6.2.30. But them are, hey, I'm telling you, Mexican, fight bulls. These are Japanese waggo beef. Let me tell you something right now. That bull had a lot of things going for him. He wasn't fighting nothing. He grabbed him by the horn

And he was just standing there And he got carate chopped right between the eyes There's other people who believe you can punch a bull in the face And kill it Besides side But calling those a fighting bulls are very strong Yeah Very strong use of the word fight

And they charge you I report That bull looked like he was looking for something to eat Yeah It looked like he'd been hand-fed Nilla Wafers his whole life We knocked my drink up right Here let me knock your horn off Yeah

And then I'm going to close not show you hit the ground but I'm going to show your horn going off to the side over there because the 22 bullet that the old boy shot it with was a little off center yeah and then I'm going to cut back to me laying on top of you ladies and gentlemen we apologize we've gone off track it has happened I mean now here's a deal y'all believe that but you don't believe we went on the moon we got some problems with some editing here wait wait a minute area 54 y'all don't believe we you're going to the moon that's your area 50s that's your area 50s Johnny D for show dog

I'm not I don't think we did but I'm not saying we didn't I just don't think we did that's a movie set oh boy let them have it I'm interested I don't have any words

Black Panthers are real we didn't go to the moon fighting bulls getting karate shot and you can karate chop a bull in the face and take him out moon question. No, no way.

It's really far away. Why haven't we been back? How's the JD always? Why haven't we been back? Here's my deal. Oh, boy. The live streams what gets, like, they put that thing on TV

like 20 minutes later, and I'm like, here's what I'll do for you. It's a long way. Hey, here's what I'll do for it. We can barely do that. You can't even do that if you're in the warehouse, like with the tin roof. You wouldn't get it these days, but

in 1969, they just pumped that in everybody's living room. All right, okay. I'm sorry. That's all I'm going to say about that. That's what makes me doubt it. Hey, well, hey, I'm with you, J.D. Thank you.

I'm serious. Okay, because here's what you're going to do to prove that it's real. You've got to make a telescope that I can see the moon clearly, and I can see the flag that they stuck in the moon in the moon. They might have shot that up there, like with a really big bow and arrow. No, yeah, but there ain't no stick in the stick. No. I don't know where we're going here.

Where are you going to take it from there, buddy? I don't know what to say to that. That's it. All right. I didn't know. You didn't know that side didn't think we landed on the moon. No, I had no idea. I mean, it doesn't.

Hey, I'm just saying, hey, they got an area 54 in the desert. Yeah. And it's got big high fences, electric and all this, you know. And four? There you. It's 51. That was a disco in New York City. But it, I did not know that, but it does not surprise me at all.

where are we at i don't know we're back that's where we're at we're in that mailbag hello at duck call room dot com johnny d what we got it's your time to shine son all right well marcus is upset with us marcus marcus from what's upset marcus

alberta canada canada a few episodes back you guys were talking about the rocky mountain oysters and how gross they are did we say they were gross no i said i didn't try them i can't I don't think anybody here has tried them. Yeah, I might have said they were gross.

I didn't mean that they tasted gross because that ain't going in my mouth. But, again, it's the thought that I think is gross. I used to think you guys were real men, but now you're sounding like a bunch of city dwellers. All because we won't. I mean. Hold on, let me finish. I mean, you eat snakes. No, I do not.

No, I do. And all kind of reptiles. I eat some reptiles. Frogs. That creeps him out. Amphibians. But anyways, he just wanted to share some pictures of how we do it on the ranch. Every year when branding calves, we whack them.

Turn them into a steer. Yep. And guess what happens next? Appetizers. Uh-oh. They even, they're even perfect bite size. Put a good breading on them and throw them in the deep fire. And they're really good and very, very tender.

So there's the whole gang of them. Hey, that looks like what I can't fish with. Oh, they do look like fried oysters. So here's, no, I think there's one more picture. Hold on, that's Barry Bonds again. See, that don't, that looks stringy. Zoom in on that. I need to see what that texture is.

Stringy. Oh. Yeah, I don't think so, man. I would just politely and respectfully recline. I don't know. Not even decline. Okay. Ew, no, thank you.

I said, I just. respectfully decline. I'm not interested. Yeah, I just don't know, man. If that's what, I don't know what this is, it's like they heated them up on an anvil or something. Oh, they're grilling, son. Huh.

They're grilling boys. Blackened. I've never claimed to be the toughest man around, but if that's what it takes, I'm out. Well, I'm still, like I said, I need to go back to that bucket. Oh, no.

I mean. Oh! Not that one. That one out there is a little more palatable. Nope. I just don't know, man. I ain't into it. No.

I mean. So, I mean, I guess. I get, waste not, won't not. Like and dislikes. Okay. Clint Eastwood said had a pretty good line about that. I will say that does look good. Like you tricked me, but you could get me.

And say those were oysters and I would try it. And then. Clint East was right. A man's got to know his left. limitations okay hey buzzer's got to eat same as the worms yeah that's all limitations I'm out uh all right how much for you to bite one nope they're hitting them out nope Johnny D oh yeah there's always oh no no no with me I can't be bought if I don't I can be ridden now I ate that whole thing a hoghead cheese and then threw it up for it was

400 dollars that's crazy because hoghead cheese well I tell you it was a substantial But if you eat a lot of it. Yeah. It'll make you sick. But that's the same thing. Well, that ain't cheap. Well, I'm just saying. That's why I'm saying, if I look at it and if I smell it, now, if the nose in my eyes say no, it's no.

So can I blindfold you and put a clothespin on your nose? No. No. I wouldn't even do it then. What's the weirdest thing you've eaten? Not much because I'm not an adventurous. Yeah, you don't have an adventurous pal. Yeah, I don't have, no, I look, well, just taste it.

No, sir. Chicken liver? I don't, no, chicken liver? Gizzard. Yeah, I just, there's some thing, you know, but hey, no. I'm just trying to figure out. You know, Mount nauseous, no, sir. No, sir.

Not under any circumstances. I just, I guess it's the same deal, though, the first person that looked at a crawfish and said, you know what, we all try him. I guess the first person that looked at that testicle, said you know what we probably ought to eat people are into it yeah i know probably all it's just one of them things they're delicacies essentially hey that's the thing well there's only two of you know yeah they're hard to find you get way more ribs out of them yeah you can't grow them yeah well you could yeah i just i don't know i'm not saying i'm not going to i'm saying i'm

don't want to. There is a number though and it's low. There's a number and there's a situation. I mean, I get hungry enough and that cow is my last thing to eat. I'm probably going to eat every piece of it. No, no. If it came to that I would probably even if I'm starving to death. Then you eat some mountain line

one time? Yeah, I try some mountain line jerky. What was it like? Jerky. I mean, you put enough soy sauce, salt and all that mess to it. It was fine. I ate some prong horn back strap that was not very good what is it about the goat family i guess it's her diet because that's like it's okay but you'd have loved it because to me it tastes like pure sage and i'm not a big

sage fan i mean i like sage in little doses but he's been out there eating sage brush i guess so he was like marinated with sage yeah okay pretty wild that's pretty wild when you think yeah yeah so you know is he a little musty yeah just i mean it tastes like he went and took a big bite of a sage bush. See, that's like people tell me, okay, like I would never eat one. But people tell me, Rout's like it's really good. I've eaten. See, that's what he said about us, but I ain't eating no snake.

I've eaten some snake. Well, no, no, no. See, that's the deal with me. I'm not eating a reptile. Snake one of them things. But snake, snake, one of them things, it's hard to not overcook him because it's such a thin piece of meat. So he's just chewy white meat.

Like he's not, it's not, I don't, again, if you're hungry. Oh, why, no, no. Absolutely. If I'm starving, pick the meat off. Or whatever I could catch to get my hands on, I'd eat it. But frogs good. You know, alligator is overrated. Most people love it.

It's true. You know my family. They love frogs. I can eat them, but I ain't real fond of them. I'm with him on frogs. Then barely legal frogs is good. Well, no, no, no. Like I said, you know, they're edible.

Okay, I can eat them. But you've got to have the one that comes just over to measure. I'm not really fond of them. Them big old giant bullfrogs ain't much to me. I don't, I don't, but them, them that's just whatever, it got to be five inches, them it's about five and a half or six.

Them suckers is good. That's a good time. They're good. So I don't, you know, I just depends on where you go. But people always say, oh, it tastes like chicken. No, it don't. It tastes like frog.

No, it don't. It has nothing, no flavor in it that tastes like a chicken. Yeah. If you buy them at the store, they taste like a minter bucket. Ooh. Well, hi.

It's no good if you buy them at the store. Go catch them yourself. They way better. Fresh is always the best. Fresh is always best. We got, what? We got like 15 days and it'll be frog season again. Oh, speaking of that, I seen one another day.

A frog or? Yeah, a big one. Where was it? On a pond. What pond? Over about Beckmill's house. I don't know. Okay.

And I'm talking about, hey, it was one of them bro-ro-ro-o. Yeah. One of them groanins. Big. Big. one I was, hey, we put a tape match on him. 36 inches. You saw a three-foot frog.

Hey, from the tip of his mouth to his last toe on his flipper, three foot. And then, look, hey, I'll tell you, look. Hey, his legs look like a turkey leg. Just stuck it was that back around. And he was caught on Red River. I'm serious

That was a... What's the state record? Oh, I have no idea. Upstream or downstream from the plant? Oh, no, that, hey, that joker was big. Oh, now, I agree with you on that. The largest living frog can grow up to 13 inches. Uh-oh.

Oh, wait. I ought to show them that one. That's wrong. The largest bullfrog ever was 12.6 inches and weighed 7.3 pounds. Well, hey, we have one bigger than that. Well, that's 12 inches SVL, snout vent length. So like from the tip of his nose to his booty. Not to his toe.

Ah, okay. We stretch this out. You got to think, frog's got long legs now. Impressive. That sucker ain't got no 24 inch legs. Here's the deal. You don't want them frog gigs that you buy the clamp. It wasn't clothes on them. We just stuck him down in the mud.

and grabbed you. Three foot frog. And we put a tape measure on that joke. He was three foot long. Right behind him was a Black Panther. Oh, yeah. Hey, he may have been, but hey, I'm telling. It was the night of the lunar landing.

And it all happened on the moon. I can tell you this. I have been too. One of the toughest jobs in America is to be the boatman when Jace Robertson is on the front of the boat, frowal gunting. Well, especially when you got what you've told me. No thanks.

For the stupid, what do they call? The long... Mud motor. Oh, yeah. You need an outboard motor doing a frog going up in front. No. You don't need one of them mud buggy.

You just need a... Yeah, you do. You just need a different team. No. New squad! All right. Trust me, when I tell you, it's a lot easier. If you got a nice five-horse motor and you just have it, boom-boom.

I will say this, though, the man is the best frog catcher. I've ever laid my house. Oh, he loves them, though. He loves them. He's part, bullfrock. Yeah. It's hard running a motor for him, I'll tell you that. No, you go with Chase, you want to be the ice chest, man.

That's it. Yeah. Open that lid. Hold on a minute. You don't want no responsibility other than open that lid. I could probably do that. You want to be middle of the boat. I could probably still screw that up to him.

Hey, we took a guy from high school with us. Okay, he's a real good with a bow. Okay, born there. Okay, so he went frog, frog-hunting with and he said, when did y'all go let me shoot one on my boat?

Well, he said, well, okay, so it's a pretty good size one up there, a good one, really, big one. So I was, all right, shoot that, and well, he shot him right in the middle of the back. Well, it just stuck to him.

Well, when the frog jumps, it broke the air, and the next thing we see is just the feathers going down the bow. So we said, well, you're out with the bow hunting. What's the same?

So look, hey, but then he made it corrects he said well wait a minute wait a minute hold let me shoot and we seen a little little bit and we said okay so look the next one he shot all you do is is still stick them right in the middle just stick them right through the edge of the nose that way they back up and then you just go up and pick them up and pull the air out yeah look so y'all hey hey hey god a day we need to get into scripture yeah all right we need to get into scripture we got one email in today um i got you a go i think we've probably i'll save that one most of those those there's yeah yeah i think we got i got a good scripture for today's okay frog rocky mountain

oyster uh oh i've fitting to each his own whatever they want to eat and here's the verse that tells us that acts 10 13 then a voice told him get up peter kill arise kill and he and i you I went in IV. You were doing something. All the four-footed animals. That's right. Hey, he gave us permission to eat what we want right there.

But for those that dislike it, we don't have to. As Phil says, orders from headquarters. Orders from head. Eat what you want. To be like Canada, go for him. Go for it. Go for. All right.

We'll see y'all next time. We're out.